THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, SEPT. 30, 1915
PAGE TTTREE
SOME OF THE BEST
FROM "JUDGE"
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l'KOKKSSHJXAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Physician & Surgeon
Office In Gunn Building.
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr.N. E.WINNARD
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postofflce.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M.D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
C. E. WOODSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Offce on west end ot May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner,
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE
OREGON
Knappenberg & Johnson
ATTORNEYS
AND COl'NCELORS AT LAW
IONE -: :-: :-:
:-: OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLOUS
Three doors Bouth of Postofflce.
Shaving 25c Halrcutting 35c
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TONSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
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W. L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
Only complete set of abstract
books in Morrow County.
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"Tailoring That Satisfies"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
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F.M. DYE, M. D.
DENTIST
Permanently located in Odd Fel
lows Building, Rooms 4 and 6.
HEPPNER, ORGEON
THE CONFECTIONERY
HARDMAN, OREGON
WILL SERVE ICE CREAM HERE
AFTER ON SATURDAYS AND
SUNDAYS.
COMPLETE LINE OF CONFEC
TIONERYFRUITS IN
SEASON.
W. H. AYERS, Proprietor
ToiftniinnA vour orders to Hum-
preys Drug Co. for the sawing of
lm.
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you
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two-vision
lenses be
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For in all other two-vision lenses
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of age.
Krypton are double-vision lenses
mm look exactly uiferrguiarone
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Dr. Winnard can supply
these lenses
Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
What Are
YOU Worth
From the
(UP?
It Is estimated that
the average man is
worth $2 a day from
the neck down" what
is he worth from the
neck up
That depends en
tirely upon training.
If you are trained so
that you plan and
direct work you are
worth ten times as
much as the man
who can work only
under orders.
The IflUrnttltntl
CorfMBOndinci School
go to the man who is
struggling along on
small pay and say to
him, ' We will train
you for promotion
right where you are,
or we will quality
you to take up a
more congenial line
of work at a much
liigher snlarv."
Every month sev
eral hundred stu
dents voluntarily
report advancement
as the direct result
of I. C. R. training.
You need riot lenve
your present work,
or vour own hnni.
Mark this coupon at
once and mail it.
Rv" Jt"V. if
later aalioaal Cirpessouiciice sctosis
Mens etpiiHi tttmt urn tier opiikhuou uu
, put, now 1 cn qiuuly fnj the position, trade,
piofetilon before which I have marked X.
Automobile RnnntDg
Poultry FurroluK
Bookkeeper
Sutsograpt.er
Advertising Mm
Show-Ctrd Writing
Window Trimming
Commercial llluifrat
InduttrUI Designing
Architectural Drufis.
ChrroUt f Spanish
LanKUBgei J trench
Banking I Ucrman
Cit.1 SjrvlcUulin
i:iei'triciil Wlreman
! lecli ical Engineer
Mechanical Draftsman
Mechanical Engineer
Telephone Expert
Stationary '.npineer
Teitfle Manufacturing
Civil Engineer
tiullJliiK Contractor
Architect
Concrete Constnict'n
riumbing, Steam Fltt'g
Mine Foreman
Mine Superintendent
t Name
City
Stated
J.N.McKinnellRteMsr.
202 McKay Bldg., Portland
RED FRONT
Livery & Feed
Stables
Wilms STEWART, Proprietor.
First Class livery Rigs
kept constantly on hand and
can be furnished on short no
tice to parties desiring to drive
into the interior. First class
Hacks and Buggies
Call arouad and see us.
We cater to the
Commercial Travel
ers and Camping
Parties
and can furnish rigg and driv
er on short notice.
HEPPNER . . . OREGON
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Class in Current Events.
Teacher What lessons do we
learn from the attack on the Darden-
elles?
Prize Scholar That a strait beats
three kings, Dad says.
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In Boston.
Small William Father, kindly
convey to my mind the meaning of
the word "hobo."
Paternal Ancester That is the
consuetudinary designation ot an in
digent traveler, my son.
III!
Plenty of Co vera.
First Summer Hotel Boarder I
couldn't sleep last night for the Cold.
How did you manage?
Second Summer Hotel Boarder
Fine. We put the railroad ticket,
the hotel folder and the proprietor's
bill on the bed.
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In Grammar.
"Now, Jimmie," said the Teacher,
"let us take the verb to be. What is
the past of is?"
"Was," said Jimmie.
"Very good," said the Teacher.
"And what is the past of be?"
"BUZZ!" roared Jimmie.
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Unkind.
Tired Business Man Take danc
ing lessons! Well, I guess not!
There are too many other ways by
which I can make a fool of myself.
His Loving Wife Yes, dear, but
you have tried all of those.
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The Wrong Man.
A lawyer, who had to attend court
in Chicago next day, before retiring
for the night asked the telephone op
erator to call him at four o'clock that
he might catch the 4:20 a. m. train
on the Illinois Central for Spring
field. Accordingly four o'clock came,
and the operator remembered the
call, but was so drowsy as to err in
the number, and instead of the law
yer rang the Rev. Mr. Jones. After
she had strained the batteries sev
eral times, the minister rolled out of
bed and somnambulated to the tele
phone and said:
"Hello! What do you want?"
"It is four now," the operator po
litely replied.
"A funeral?" questioned the min
ister. "You misunderstand me," an
swered the central.
"Miss Stanley," the reverend gen
tleman repeated.
"No, that isn't what I said," ex
claimed the girl becoming frustrated.
"Not quite dead?" echoed the
minister in excited tones.
"You are quite a dunce," returned
the operator fiercely.
"Me, come at once?" queried the
somnambulist.
At this the temper of the operator
escaped all bounds, and she shouted,
"You old fool, wake up; or else go
to bed and hold your tongue."
"Well, well!" exclaimed the min
ister awaking, "what can this all
mean?" and he hung up the receiver.
"Yes," snapped the girl to herself,
"That's just like a lawyer!"
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There Was a Doubt.
Here is a little story that was told
by Congressman William H. Murray,
of Oklahoma, in gently throwing tae
harpoon Into a lawyer friend:
One afternoon a stranger debarked
from a train at a bustling town in the
west and headed up the street. Fi
nally he met a party that looked like
a native.
"Pardon me," said the stranger,
halting the likely looking party. "Are
you a resident of this town?"
"Yes, sir," was the ready rejoinder
of the other. "Been here something
like 60 years. What can I do for
you?"
"I am looking for a criminal law
yer," responded the stranger. "Have
you one here?"
"Well," reflectively answered the
native, "we think we have, but we
can't prove it on him." Philadelphia
Telegram.
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A Total Abstainer.
"Isn't your wife, sir, a little addict
ed to loquacity?"
"Of course not, doctor! My wife
never touches a drop of anything
strong." Baltimore American.
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Grateful Papa.
Miss Curley kept a private school,
and one morning was interviewing
a new pupil.
"What does your father do to earn
his living?" the teacher asked.
"Please, ma'am," was the prompt
reply, "he doesn't live with us. My
mamma supports me."
"Well, then," asked the teacher,
"how does your mother earn her liv
ing?" "Why," replied the little girl, in
an artless manner, "she gets paid for
staying away from father." Argo
naut. Mrs. Esther Turner, of Weston, is
visiting at the home of her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. John E. Johnson in this
city.
A. E. Johnson, of lone, transacted
business in Heppner a few hours last
t Saturday,
CURE SUCCESSFUL
Philadelphia, Sept. 25. Physi
cians who have spent years in the
study of tuberculosis declared today
at the closing session of the seventh
annual meeting of the American As
sociation of Clinical Research, at the
Hahnemann medical college, that the
cure evolved by Dr. Jefferson D. Gib
son of Denver, Col., retiring president
of the association, is one that in 10
years ought to place tuberculosis
among the relatively nonfatal dis
eases. Dr. Gibson mentioned the cure in
his address opening the meeting on
Thursday and described it in detail
in a paper at today's session. It pro
vides a cure by adding X-rays, ozone
and static electricity to the climatic
and dietetic treatment now common
in tuberculosis hospitals.
By this method, he claims, the
presence of the disease can be detect
ed in healthy, robust persons even
before the well known symptoms be
gin to form and cures can be effected
in advanced cases In remarkably
short time.
In his paper today Dr. Gibson said:
"It might seem that I have allowed
my enthusiasm to run away with me
in studying this cure, but I think a
feeling of gratification at least, is jus
tified when I say that out of 757 cases
thus treated there have been only 61
deaths.
"I wish to state now with emphasis
that the X-ray will finally bring about
the emancipation of the human race
from this dreadful scourge. In a few
years when the method is better de
veloped it will be a disgrace for a
physician to' allow a case of tubercu
losis of any kind to progress to an ad
vanced stage, because the X-rays
even now find the incipient tenden
cies, even before the symptoms begin
to form."
The following officers were elected:
President, Dr. Coleman, New York,
first vice president, Dr. William Snow
New York; second vice president, Dr.
Leon T. Ashcraft, Philadelphia.
Dr. Krauss of Boston is the secre
tary. First Picture Exper
ience in "Commuters"
"I have just finished my initial ex
perience as a motion picture actress,"
confesses pretty Irene Fenwick who
plays "Hetty" in George Kleine's film
version of the famous James Forbes'
comedy, "The Commuters." "And
the experience was certainly unique.
Acting for moving pictures should be
incorporated into every course of
training for actors. In no other way
can you see your own mannerisms,
your own characteristics, so well.
You can see when you are exagger
ating and when a bit of work is un
derdone without taking anyone's op
inion for it but your own. Self-criticism
is always the most stringent.
"I think success in picture work
depends more upon personality, on
appealing mannerisms and true act
ing ability than on anything else; and
while real success requires a direct
and forceful telling of the story,
there is, after all, far more sublety
and delicate delineation in good work
than most observers fancy.
"And it is hard work," continued
Miss Fenwick who is appearing daily
in "The Song of Songs" at the El
tinge Theatre. "Particularly hard
on me, with rehearsals every day be
sides my regular performances. My
only leisure is an hour or two after
the theatre and Sundays. Thank
Heaven for Sunday. That's a day of
real rest for me and you can spell
real anyway you like."
"The Commuters" will be on the
screen at the Home theater Friday
and Saturday nights ot this week.
A party consisting of J. W. Blev
Ins, Jack Palmer, Wm. Thompson
and Floyd S. Angell, passed through
Heppner Sunday on their way to
Fossil. These gentlemen had been
taking in the Round-Up.
Mrs. William Haylor returned to
her home in Portland Tuesday after
a visit of ten days in this city with
her husband. She was accompanied
as far as the Junction by Mr. Hay
lor. Lyman D. Swick, the Grant county
stockman, passed through Heppner
Monday on his way home after tak
ing in the Round-Up at Pendleton.
Glenn Young has accepted a posi
tion in the Case Furniture store,
where he will work outside of school
hours and on Saturdays.
M. L. Case and M. J. Bradford,
well known local business men, are
spending the week In the mountains
on a hunting trip.
R. H. Weeks, came down from the
Hamilton ranch and spent Sunday
visiting with friends in this city.
A daughter arrived at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Emmett Jones last
Saturday.
PERSONAL MENTION
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1080 ACRES OF DEEDED LAND
FOR SALE
ONE OF THE BEST
COMBINATION
RANCHES IN
THE COUNTY.
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370 acres of this is wheat land now in culti
vation. The balance is pasture land,
well watered, with government land
adjoining. 130 acres fenced
hog-tight.
$14,500
Good Terms
CONSULT
SMEAD & CRAWFORD
Heppner, Oregon
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GET THE UP-TO-DATE STYLES, AND
The Best In Workmanship And Fabric
PEARSON, Hie Tailor
Is now located in his new quarters on Main
Street, and is displaying the finest line of sam
ples of Fall and Winter suitings ever brought
to town. Step in and look them over and make
your selection early. -:- -:- -:- -:- -:-
CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIR WORK
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HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60.
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Poets, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
For a Game of Ten Pins
VISIT THE
NEW BRUNSWICK
SANDERSON & CRAWFORD, PROPS.
Pocket Billiards
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