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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 10, 1914)
THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPI'XER. ORE:, TIH RSDAY. SEPT. 10, 1JM4 PACJE THREE IN See the greatest Wild Vest Exhibition ever staged! Never before ha such a thow been held in America ! Every minute rilled with exciting novel features. One thrilling feat after another, by broncho riders, cow boys and cowgirls. Hundreds of performers. Six bands. Indian races cowboy races buffalo chase, with real buffaloes Indian massacre stage-coach holdup, etc. Plan now to attend "FRONTIER Excursion Rates on a;i Rcilroads Luci'.e Mulhcll, Lady Champion Roper and Rider of the World DAYS WALLA WALLA, WASH. SEPTEMBER 17. 18. 19! Th Wall. Wall Fair com.i September 14, IS, 16. Spend the !?. "rneB facet, running races, etoclc and truit exhibits, Better Baby" contest, etc. Over $20,000.00 in cash prizes Write now for program and Reserved Seats to Secretary, R. a JOHNSON. Walla Walla, Wash. V I I 1 40 Rounds of boxing each night in front of the Brand- stand by representatives of the Amateur Athletic Clubs of the Northwest Portland, Ore., Sept. 8 (Special) Reduced rates for the Manufac turers and Land Products Show have been arranged on the basis of one and one-third fares for the round trip. Tickets will be on sale October 27, 29 and 31, November 3. 5, 7, 10, 12 and 14 In territory from Eugene north, The Dalles west, Centralia south and Rainier east, except that in Southwest Washington October 28 will be substituted for 29 on ac count of Southwestern Washington Day at the show. Final return limit two days after date of sale. From all other railroad stations in Oregon, Washington and Northern Idaho, sale dates will be October 27 and 30, November 3, 6, 10 and 13. Return limit, Monday following date of sale. Rates of fare for exhibitors will be published three days before the opening of the show and first two days of the show on the basis of one and one-third of the one way fare. Certificates will be good far return i'u dat.-;e of show and two days after its close. Licensed Embalmer Lady Assistant J. L. YEAGER FUNERAL DIRECTOR Phone Residence Heppner, Oregon P Ue PALM has a complete line of CONFECTIONS, CIGARS and SOFT DRINKS Try our Pop Corn always fresh. R. M. HART Help Make Oregon the Cleanest State in I Union Unclean Ideas in regaid to sex scattered broadcast by the ignorant cause immorality, disease and suffering among the Innocent. True, wholesome Information helps to produce clean, healthful cit izens capable of richer and more useful lives. Sex education should be provided when possible In the home. Pam phlets will be sent free for men. and women, boys and girls of all ages. Send 2-cent stamp and state definitely ages and sex of child ren and other persons for whom pamphlets are wanted. Address . The Oregon Social Hygiene Society Dept. E. 720 Selling Building, Portland, Oregon get wise- Go to the Jack Rabbit Garage Headquarters for Gasoline and Oil. All kinds of Re pair Work by Skilled Mechanics. GENERAL LIVERY SERVICE SPECIAL ATTENTION TO TRAIN CALLS NORTON WINNARD, Prop. Agents for MAXWELL "25" May Street, rear of the Palace Hotel People's Cash Market Now open for business under the manage ment of an experienced butcher. All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard Highest cash price paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts BRING US YOUR POULTRY HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor Modern Sermon on the Mount. Some one has said that the Ser mon on the Mount can not in its lit eral significance be applied to mod ern living. For the benefit of such we give below a revised version by a Chicago Blade contributor, with the hope that it may meet the re quirements of this class of persons and thus fill a long felt want: Blessed are' the rich for they shall inherit the earth, and much ado shall be made over them. Blessed is the man who gets ahead of his neighbor, for he shall dwell in the. midst of plenty. Blessed is the shepherd who is to preside over a rich flock, for verily his salary shall be large and his fam ily shall live in comfort. Blessed is the maiden who getteth a rich husband, for she shall be adorned with many jewels and be clad in fine raiment. Blessed is that one of whom all men speak well, and who is boomed in the public press, for his days shall be full of pleasure, and he shall get there forthwith. Blessed is the man who crieth not against evil, and troubleth himself not with reform, for he shall be called a lulu and a daisy. Blessed is the merchant who de ceiveth his customers, for he shall wax exceedingly rich,, . and many shall be his servants. Blessed is the politician who can successfully befool the people, for in him shall they see no guile, and he Bhall be speedily elected to high office. Blessed is the manufacturer who employeth cheap labor and keepeth a sweat-shop, for verily some day he shall go Into a trust and get unto himself a good bunch of money. Blessed is the lawyer who can fool the judge, and beadle the jury, for he shall get great hire, and many clients of wealth shall come unto him. Blessed are they who sit In the fashionable synagogues, for they shall have a cushioned seat and a great choir to sing unto them. Woe unto ye who speak the truth, for ye shall have few friends and thy days shall be full of trouble. Woe unto you ministers who preach the straight gospel, for ye shall be turned town from the high places and your salaries shall not be sufficient for your needs. Woe unto ye workers of reform, for you shall have much vexation of spirit, and men will say all manner of evil against thee. Woe unto ye politicians who seek to govern wisely and to make just laws for ye shall soon be cast out, and your career shall b a fizzle. Woe unto ye who are meek ami lowly of spirit, for your voices shall not be heard in the council chamber, neither shall ye cut any ice in the af fairs of men. . Woe unto the merchants who seek not to beat ypur customers, for ye shall see the multitude pass by on the other side. Woe unto ye who toil for the good of others, for ye shall live in poverty and men will call you fools. All sections of Oregon are urged to co-operate with the Portland Com mercial Club In the collection and preparation of exhibits of Oregon products for eastern land shows and to be used on exhibit cars to adver tise the resources of the state. Any producer who can furnish unusually fine specimens of grains, grasses or oiner crops, is mviiea to ass ior tags and printed instructions as to pack ing and shipping same. Railroads will handle such shipments free of charge if prepared and tagged ac cording to directions. Brookings, In Curry county, will re ceive an industrial boost within the next 30 days when the Brookings Timber and Lumber Company starts operations. The mill, which is of the finest modern construction, will have a total capacity of 250,000 feet per day and will give employment to nearly 300 men. The company has 35,000 acres of heavy timber with which to keep the mill busy. Street decorations for the Colum bia River Interstate Fair at Vancou ver, Wash., which opened yesterday and will close on the 12th, are the most elaborate and extensive ever displayed in that city. The attend ance bids fair to average 10,000 or more per day. The first car of Bartlett pears from Grants Pass sold in Chicago for 2 per box 25 cents above ship ments form any other section. Merry-Go-Kound For Fair. Stanton and Kersteter, recently of Wasco, are the proprietors of the merry-go-round which has been set up within the fair grounds. They will be here until after the fair. Their amusement plant has been in operation for several days, and they will run on Wednesdays and Sat urdays until the opening of fair week, when they will run every day. The merry-go-round Is modern in every respect, using steam as a pow er for motion and having an elec tric organ which plays while the swing is running. Will Howard, Butter creek ranch er and alfalfa grower, accompanied by his family, was In Heppner Sat urday, day. The Davenport, Spokane's hand sohio new $2,500,000 hotel will be formally opened tomorrow evening, when a joint banquet of the Spokane Chamber of Commerce and the Dav enport Hotel Company will be given. THE DOG'S EULOGY A memorial was recently erected to the memory of Senator George Graham Vest at Warrensburg, Mo., in the form of a bronze tablet placed in the Vest home. It was Vest who delivered the famous eulogy on a dog, the same eulogy being delivered in a speech by Vest before a jury in court, in which the killing of a dog was involved. The eulogy has since become famous and has been printed in school readers, and has been memorized by many thousand school children in the past few years. Mr. Vest died in 1904. His eulogy follows. The best friend a man has In this world may turn against him and be come his enemy. His son or daugh ter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our hap piness and our good name, may be come traitors to their faith. The money a man has he may lose. It tlies away from him perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill- considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one ab solute, unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he can be by his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come In encounter with the rough ness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heav ens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friend less and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privelege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in its em brace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all oth er friends pursue their way, there by his grave side will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watch fulness, faithful and true even to death. HUG WOOL and FIBRE Classy Patterns In Fast Colors. 7 x 9 ftf. - - $5.75 9x9 ft., - - $6.75 9 x 10K ft," - $7.50 9 x 12 ft., - - $9.00 NEW STOCK Call early and get your choice. CASE FURNITURE CO. OutD oor r. 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Horse races, Shooting Tournament, Band Concerts, Boys' Camp, Moving Pictures, Children's Playground, Bee Demonstra tions, Animal Circus and other free attrac tions. -:- -;- -:- -:. .:. .:. You are invited. Free Camp Grounds. SEND FOR PREMIUM LIST AND ENTRY BLANKS. REDUCED KATES ON ALL KAILKOADS. For particulars address FRANK MEREDITH, Secretary. Salem, Oregon M. D. Clark and family returned home on Sunday from their vacation spent in Portland. Mr. Clark states that business conditions in the me tropolis are not as good as is usual at this time of the year. Mrs. Kate Lane and children de parted on Sunday for their home at Joseph, Oregon, after spending a couple of weeks visiting with Mrs. Mary Barton, Mrs. Lane's mother in this city.
