THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPI'XER. ORE:, TIH RSDAY. SEPT. 10, 1JM4
PACJE THREE
IN
See the greatest Wild Vest
Exhibition ever staged!
Never before ha such a thow been held in America !
Every minute rilled with exciting novel features. One
thrilling feat after another, by broncho riders, cow
boys and cowgirls. Hundreds of performers. Six bands.
Indian races cowboy races buffalo chase, with real
buffaloes Indian massacre stage-coach holdup, etc.
Plan now to attend
"FRONTIER
Excursion
Rates
on a;i
Rcilroads
Luci'.e Mulhcll,
Lady Champion
Roper and
Rider of
the World
DAYS
WALLA WALLA, WASH.
SEPTEMBER 17. 18. 19!
Th Wall. Wall Fair com.i September 14, IS, 16. Spend the
!?. "rneB facet, running races, etoclc and truit exhibits,
Better Baby" contest, etc. Over $20,000.00 in cash prizes
Write now for program and Reserved Seats to Secretary,
R. a JOHNSON. Walla Walla, Wash.
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40 Rounds of
boxing each night
in front of the Brand-
stand by representatives
of the Amateur Athletic
Clubs of the Northwest
Portland, Ore., Sept. 8 (Special)
Reduced rates for the Manufac
turers and Land Products Show have
been arranged on the basis of one
and one-third fares for the round
trip. Tickets will be on sale October
27, 29 and 31, November 3. 5, 7, 10,
12 and 14 In territory from Eugene
north, The Dalles west, Centralia
south and Rainier east, except that
in Southwest Washington October
28 will be substituted for 29 on ac
count of Southwestern Washington
Day at the show. Final return limit
two days after date of sale. From
all other railroad stations in Oregon,
Washington and Northern Idaho,
sale dates will be October 27 and 30,
November 3, 6, 10 and 13. Return
limit, Monday following date of sale.
Rates of fare for exhibitors will
be published three days before the
opening of the show and first two
days of the show on the basis of one
and one-third of the one way fare.
Certificates will be good far return
i'u dat.-;e of show and two days after
its close.
Licensed Embalmer
Lady Assistant
J. L. YEAGER
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
Phone Residence Heppner, Oregon
P Ue PALM
has a complete line of
CONFECTIONS, CIGARS and SOFT DRINKS
Try our Pop Corn always fresh.
R. M. HART
Help Make Oregon the
Cleanest State in I Union
Unclean Ideas in regaid to sex scattered broadcast by the ignorant
cause immorality, disease and suffering among the Innocent.
True, wholesome Information helps to produce clean, healthful cit
izens capable of richer and more useful lives.
Sex education should be provided when possible In the home. Pam
phlets will be sent free for men. and women, boys and girls of all
ages. Send 2-cent stamp and state definitely ages and sex of child
ren and other persons for whom pamphlets are wanted. Address .
The Oregon Social Hygiene Society
Dept. E. 720 Selling Building, Portland, Oregon
get wise-
Go to the Jack Rabbit Garage
Headquarters for Gasoline and Oil. All kinds of Re
pair Work by Skilled Mechanics.
GENERAL LIVERY SERVICE
SPECIAL ATTENTION TO TRAIN CALLS
NORTON WINNARD, Prop.
Agents for
MAXWELL "25"
May Street, rear of the Palace Hotel
People's Cash Market
Now open for business under the manage
ment of an experienced butcher.
All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
Highest cash price paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts
BRING US YOUR POULTRY
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
Modern Sermon on the Mount.
Some one has said that the Ser
mon on the Mount can not in its lit
eral significance be applied to mod
ern living. For the benefit of such
we give below a revised version by
a Chicago Blade contributor, with
the hope that it may meet the re
quirements of this class of persons
and thus fill a long felt want:
Blessed are' the rich for they shall
inherit the earth, and much ado
shall be made over them.
Blessed is the man who gets ahead
of his neighbor, for he shall dwell
in the. midst of plenty.
Blessed is the shepherd who is to
preside over a rich flock, for verily
his salary shall be large and his fam
ily shall live in comfort.
Blessed is the maiden who getteth
a rich husband, for she shall be
adorned with many jewels and be
clad in fine raiment.
Blessed is that one of whom all
men speak well, and who is boomed
in the public press, for his days shall
be full of pleasure, and he shall get
there forthwith.
Blessed is the man who crieth not
against evil, and troubleth himself
not with reform, for he shall be
called a lulu and a daisy.
Blessed is the merchant who de
ceiveth his customers, for he shall
wax exceedingly rich,, . and many
shall be his servants.
Blessed is the politician who can
successfully befool the people, for
in him shall they see no guile, and
he Bhall be speedily elected to high
office.
Blessed is the manufacturer who
employeth cheap labor and keepeth
a sweat-shop, for verily some day
he shall go Into a trust and get unto
himself a good bunch of money.
Blessed is the lawyer who can fool
the judge, and beadle the jury, for
he shall get great hire, and many
clients of wealth shall come unto
him.
Blessed are they who sit In the
fashionable synagogues, for they
shall have a cushioned seat and a
great choir to sing unto them.
Woe unto ye who speak the truth,
for ye shall have few friends and thy
days shall be full of trouble.
Woe unto you ministers who
preach the straight gospel, for ye
shall be turned town from the high
places and your salaries shall not
be sufficient for your needs.
Woe unto ye workers of reform,
for you shall have much vexation of
spirit, and men will say all manner
of evil against thee.
Woe unto ye politicians who seek
to govern wisely and to make just
laws for ye shall soon be cast out,
and your career shall b a fizzle.
Woe unto ye who are meek ami
lowly of spirit, for your voices shall
not be heard in the council chamber,
neither shall ye cut any ice in the af
fairs of men. .
Woe unto the merchants who seek
not to beat ypur customers, for ye
shall see the multitude pass by on
the other side.
Woe unto ye who toil for the good
of others, for ye shall live in poverty
and men will call you fools.
All sections of Oregon are urged
to co-operate with the Portland Com
mercial Club In the collection and
preparation of exhibits of Oregon
products for eastern land shows and
to be used on exhibit cars to adver
tise the resources of the state. Any
producer who can furnish unusually
fine specimens of grains, grasses or
oiner crops, is mviiea to ass ior tags
and printed instructions as to pack
ing and shipping same. Railroads
will handle such shipments free of
charge if prepared and tagged ac
cording to directions.
Brookings, In Curry county, will re
ceive an industrial boost within the
next 30 days when the Brookings
Timber and Lumber Company starts
operations. The mill, which is of
the finest modern construction, will
have a total capacity of 250,000 feet
per day and will give employment to
nearly 300 men. The company has
35,000 acres of heavy timber with
which to keep the mill busy.
Street decorations for the Colum
bia River Interstate Fair at Vancou
ver, Wash., which opened yesterday
and will close on the 12th, are the
most elaborate and extensive ever
displayed in that city. The attend
ance bids fair to average 10,000 or
more per day.
The first car of Bartlett pears
from Grants Pass sold in Chicago
for 2 per box 25 cents above ship
ments form any other section.
Merry-Go-Kound For Fair.
Stanton and Kersteter, recently of
Wasco, are the proprietors of the
merry-go-round which has been set
up within the fair grounds. They
will be here until after the fair.
Their amusement plant has been in
operation for several days, and they
will run on Wednesdays and Sat
urdays until the opening of fair
week, when they will run every day.
The merry-go-round Is modern in
every respect, using steam as a pow
er for motion and having an elec
tric organ which plays while the
swing is running.
Will Howard, Butter creek ranch
er and alfalfa grower, accompanied
by his family, was In Heppner Sat
urday, day.
The Davenport, Spokane's hand
sohio new $2,500,000 hotel will be
formally opened tomorrow evening,
when a joint banquet of the Spokane
Chamber of Commerce and the Dav
enport Hotel Company will be given.
THE DOG'S EULOGY
A memorial was recently erected
to the memory of Senator George
Graham Vest at Warrensburg, Mo.,
in the form of a bronze tablet placed
in the Vest home. It was Vest who
delivered the famous eulogy on a
dog, the same eulogy being delivered
in a speech by Vest before a jury
in court, in which the killing of a
dog was involved. The eulogy has
since become famous and has been
printed in school readers, and has
been memorized by many thousand
school children in the past few
years. Mr. Vest died in 1904.
His eulogy follows.
The best friend a man has In this
world may turn against him and be
come his enemy. His son or daugh
ter that he has reared with loving
care may prove ungrateful. Those
who are nearest and dearest to us,
those whom we trust with our hap
piness and our good name, may be
come traitors to their faith. The
money a man has he may lose. It
tlies away from him perhaps when he
needs it most. A man's reputation
may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-
considered action. The people who
are prone to fall on their knees to
do us honor when success is with us
may be the first to throw the stone
of malice when failure settles its
cloud upon our heads. The one ab
solute, unselfish friend that a man
can have in this selfish world, the
one that never deserts him, the one
that never proves ungrateful or
treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen
of the jury, a man's dog stands by
him in prosperity and in poverty, in
health and in sickness. He will
sleep on the cold ground, where the
wintry winds blow and the snow
drives fiercely, if only he can be by
his master's side. He will kiss the
hand that has no food to offer, he
will lick the wounds and sores that
come In encounter with the rough
ness of the world. He guards the
sleep of his pauper master as if he
were a prince. When riches take
wings and reputation falls to pieces
he is as constant in his love as the
sun in its journey through the heav
ens. If fortune drives the master
forth an outcast in the world, friend
less and homeless, the faithful dog
asks no higher privelege than that of
accompanying him to guard against
danger, to fight against his enemies,
and when the last scene of all comes,
and death takes the master in its em
brace and his body is laid away in
the cold ground, no matter if all oth
er friends pursue their way, there by
his grave side will the noble dog be
found, his head between his paws,
his eyes sad but open in alert watch
fulness, faithful and true even to
death.
HUG
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Classy Patterns In Fast Colors.
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9x9 ft., - - $6.75
9 x 10K ft," - $7.50
9 x 12 ft., - - $9.00
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Call early and get
your choice.
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OutD
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toward insuring sound health,
which is the real foundation of beauty
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PUR01A GMIMTEE
Should any PUROLA
Product (ail to give
ENTIRE satisfaction
the price paid will be
cheerfully refunded
by your local dealer.
Applied just before an outing of any kind
' will positively prevent all ill effects of the exposure
to sun ana wind. Made in tlesh and white.
Its use creates the soft, velvety appearance which is so
much sought after. Pric 60 cents per bottle.
SLOCUM DRUG COMPANY
Flowers for Funerals and Parties
Choice Rose Plants and Pansy Plants.
Bedding Plants of all Descriptions.
The Jewell Greenhouses
THE DALLES
Phone
B 2721
OREGON
FIFTY-THIRD ANNUAL
OREGON STATE FAIR
SALEM, SEPTEMBER 28-OCTOBER 3, 19H
$20,000 Offered In Premiums
for Agricultural, Livestock, Poultry, Textile and other
Exhibits.
Horse races, Shooting Tournament, Band
Concerts, Boys' Camp, Moving Pictures,
Children's Playground, Bee Demonstra
tions, Animal Circus and other free attrac
tions. -:- -;- -:- -:. .:. .:.
You are invited. Free Camp Grounds.
SEND FOR PREMIUM LIST AND ENTRY BLANKS.
REDUCED KATES ON ALL KAILKOADS.
For particulars address
FRANK MEREDITH, Secretary.
Salem, Oregon
M. D. Clark and family returned
home on Sunday from their vacation
spent in Portland. Mr. Clark states
that business conditions in the me
tropolis are not as good as is usual
at this time of the year.
Mrs. Kate Lane and children de
parted on Sunday for their home at
Joseph, Oregon, after spending a
couple of weeks visiting with Mrs.
Mary Barton, Mrs. Lane's mother in
this city.