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Newspaper Page TextTHE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPXER, OliE- THTRHDAV, AVG. 20, 1914 PAGE THREE 'All the LwCunrof the mstmsprmgatYBtne cos, NOflAMMOCMNG NO HUMMOCKING NO SAGGING Ikies. See the 'DeJx'Bed Springs at A COMPLETE LINE OF SPRINGS and MATTRESSES Cheap, Medium and High Class always on hand at CASE FURNITURE CO. P me PALM V ' has a complete line of CONFECTIONS, CIGARS and SOFT DRINKS Try our Pop Corn always fresh. R. M HART Help Make Oregon the Gleanest State in'f Union Unclean "ideas in regard to sex scattered broadcast by the ignorant cause Immorality, disease and suffering among the innocent. 'True, wholesome information helps to produce clean, healthful cit izens capable of richer and more useful lives. Sex education should be provided when possible' in the home. Pam phlets will be sent free for men and women, boys and girls of all ages. Send 2-cent stamp and state definitely ages and sex of child ren and other persons for whom pamphlets are wanted. Address The Oregon Social Hygiene Society Dept. E. 720 Selling Building, Portland, Oregon get wise- Go to the Jack Headquarters for Gasoline and Oil. All kinds of Re pair Work by Skilled Mechanics. GENERAL! LIVERY SERVICE SPECIAL ATTENTION TO TRAIN CALLS NORTON WINNARD, Prop. Agents for MAXWELL "25" May;Street, rear of the Palace Hotel People's Cash Market Now open for business under the manage ment of an experienced butcher. All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard Highest cash price paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts BRING US YOUR POULTRY . HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor NO BAGGING NO DRAGGING NO PITCHING Rabbit Garage BODY, SOUL AND ALL The Case of an Inexperienced Carver Driven to Desperation. A bashful young bachelor was Invit ed to a dinner party and was paired off wilu the prettiest lady. It wag a fam ily party, and his seat was lu front of the roast fowl. He had never done any carving in his life. Furthermore, there was in addition to the chicken a fried sole in f rout of his place, and be was also expected to help to the flsli. He made the best of the carving by asking the lady at his side what she preferred. "A little of the sole, please," she re plied. He began to cut a slice from the breast of the fowl. "No, no," she whispered; "the sole." Now where was the sole of a hen? He thought a whole minute, then he attacked the wing. "The sole, the sole!" cried the lady. He looked for the feet, but no soles were left, so he tried a drumstick. But she still shook her head and murmur ed: "You don't understand me. I only want a piece of the sole." The young man arose, stuck his fork through the fowl and put It all on the lady's plate. "Take itr he shouted. "Take it body, soul and all!" . . Then be helped himself to the flsb. Cleveland Plain Dealer. No Mercy. A flsh peddler was whipping his slow but patient horse In a residential street the other day, and crying his wares at Intervals: ' "Fresh mackerel! Fresh mackerel!" A woman, seeing his acts of cruelty, put her head out of the window, and called to him: "Have you no mercy?" "No, mum," he replied; "nothin' but mackerel. That is all." National Monthly. Eager. "I understand the bride and groom are back from their honeymoon trip." "Yes." "Are they all settled?" "Yes." "And happy?" "Very. She can hardly wait for his first pay day to come." Detroit Free Press. Making History. The Guest And who is the distin guished personage in oil over the man tel? The Owner That's my great-grandfather, Hoppiuger Hinkle, painted by Kaloosky. He was one of the mob of patriots who dumped the boatload of storage eggs Into the harbor. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Deoidedly Unsuitable. Parson Johnson Why don't yo' come to church, Sam? , Sam Shlnn-Nothin' suitable to wear, pahson. Parson The Lord won't notice yo' clothes, Sam. Sam No, but Deacon Butts might recognize his shirt, and Bre'r Simpson his umbrella. ruck. , Rhythms. "Dancing is the poetry of motion." "I never thought of it before," re plied Uncle Flopsole, "but I believe you are right There Is a relationship between dancing and poetry. Both of them depend largely on making the feet behave." Washington Star. Preparing For a Lecture. Top!" "Yes, my son." "I think I'll make a trip to the north pole when I'm older." "I always said you took after your mother. She always wants to lecture too." Yonkers Statesman. More Coming. Friend Do you get more for a poem now than you did twenty years ago? Poet (sadly) Yes. As I get older I can't defend myself so well. Chicago News. . Mightier Than the Swora. "It seems out of place to confer knighthood on a poet by tapping him on the shoulder with a sword." "What do yon suggest?" "They ought to use a fountain pen.'' Kansas City Journal. A Grafter. "I know a man who is grafting all the time in his business, yet he can always get the public to swallow if "What is he a political officeholder?" "No; he runs a peach orchard." Baltimore American. The Brute! Wife-I want to go into that store for curiosity. Husband I didn't think you'd ever run out of that-Phlladelphla Ledger, STATE K ITEMS OF GENERAL INTEREST Buyers' Week Great Success. 600 OuUide Buyers Registered. Portland, Ore., Aug. 18 (Special) Buyers' Week is a thing of the past, but it was a week that will be vividly remembered for a long time, probably until next year's "Week," which from all indications will be at tended by a greater number of buy ers than the one Just past. The reg istration at the Portland Commercial Club reached nearly 600 and the vis itors represented practically every town of any importance in the Pa cific Northwest. It Is estimated that goods purchased from Portland man ufacturers and jobbers during the week amounted to approximately $1,000,000. The visitors were hardly allowed sufficient time to do their buying, certainly nojime to get homesick or lonesome, for entertainment of some kind was on tap nearly every min ute. Receptions, smokers, theatres, banquets, luncheons and automobile trips followed each othe.- in rapid succession during the e aire week. If any one had a complaint to make he did not make it public, and most of the visitors departed with a hear ty "See you again next year," and expressions of deep satisfaction with the business and social events of their short vacation. A statement Just received from O. M. Plummer, general manager of the ' Pacific International Livestock Exposition will be of interest to ev ery farmer and stock raiser In the state. After calling attention to the date of this year's show at the Un ion Stock Yards at North Portland, December 7-12, he says: "The Exposition is purely educa tional along livestock lines, there be ing no 'Wild West' or other amuse ment features and is unique, in that It will pay over $15,000 in 'cash pre miums and makes no charge for en try fee, stall room or admission. Like the International of Chicago, the Pacific International of Portland is recognized as the court of last re sort on the Pacific Coast. "Premium lists will be mailed to all breeders who belong to the dif ferent breed associations; others who desire a copy may secure same by applying tto the general manager. Early reports indicate 50 per cent larger entries than last year, and commercial organizations all over the country will be asked to co-operate with the railroads in forming special parties to attend the show. Bankers, as well as breeders, are taking a keen Interest in the Exposi tion and are lending their very active support." f A plant for distilling oil of pep permint is being constructed near Springfield. O. H. Todd, and asso ciates, of Eugene, have planted 40 acres of peppermint and will work up the product in their own factory. If the yield of oil meets their expec tations, the 40 acres should give gross returns of about $6000. The industry is likely to become impor tant in Lane county. Our electrical supplies are on dis play in the Scrivener building. Call and inspect them. Heppner Light & Water Co. ' Prohibition vs. Temperance In Germany, where pro hibition is unknown and where all the people have been temperate drinkers of wholesome beers and light wines, there is less drunk enness than in Maine or in Kansas the two most con spicuous prohibition states in the Union. The same is true of France and Italy. The world over you will find that the really temperate races are those who are not prohibited from drinking temperate bever ages such as beer and wine. Prohibition in GermST.?. France or Italy would produce exactly the same results that it has pro duced in every state in the Union where prohibitory laws have been enacted. It would not stop men from drinking nor decrease drunk enness, but it would drive out the mild drinks "and encourage men who do drink to resort secretly to the highly concentrated spirits. If prohibition really saved men from the "curse of drink" it would have more to commend it to the intelligenceofthepeople. But, as thegreateditor, Henry Watterson, observes in the Louisville Courier Journal, "It does not promote either temperance or virtue. It arouses human passion to frenzy by restricting private rights. It does not reduce drunkards. It multiplies Pharisees and male factors." Paid Advertitmont. E. D. Ulrich, Chamber of Commerce, PortlaniOre, feSCafiai IBB I qeirui i-'-iT-Liu,.,..,. ., J ALCOHOL 3 PER nPMT AVegefaWerVeraMionriris. similaiinSthpFoorf.imiRMi,, ttngdteSuMiiadisanljBowzISQf flroraoles DigestionflrerMi ness and Restrontalns nriitar Opiuiu.Morptun nor Mineral. WOT NARCOTIC. JbyttfOldlkSMTirmm tSSSSokU, AperfktRemedyforCtmsflpi Hon. Sour Storoadi.Dlarrhota Wonnsforrvulswiisfewn nessandLoss or Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. 11 Exaat Copy of Wrapper. YOU WILL WANT A NEW SUIT FOR THE Morrow County Fair Now is the time to have your measure taken. THE NEW FALL SAMPLES OF THE ROYAL TAILORS ARE NOW ON DISPLAY. Every Suit Guaranteed, All Wool, Perfect Fit And Com plete Satisfaction. Phelps Grocery Co. OutD oor r. IFE in the open goes a toward insuring Bound which is the real foundation of A, f TINT Applied will positively prevent all ill effects of the exposure PUROLA GUARANTEE Should any PUROLA Product fail to irive ENTIRE satisfaction the price paid will be cheerfully refunded by your local dealer. When you have used one of those electric irons you will never again be without one. There are many other conveniences also that the day current makes possible for you, and that will lighten your burdens. See Heppner Light & Water Co, For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough! Bears the Signature of I. For Over Thirty Years TNI OIPTMUK COHMOV. KW WM OtTT. long way health, beauty just before an outing of any kind mm Life to sun and wind. Made in flesh and white. Its use creates the soft, velvety appearance which is so much sought after. Pric 50 cents per bottle. SLOCUM DRUG COMPANY 1 M. E. Church, South. Regular services Sunday as fol lows: Sunday School at 10:00 a. m.; Preaching at 11:00 a. m. and 8:00 p. m. W. T. GOULDER, Pastor. Fresh ice cream every day at the Palm.