THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPXER, OliE- THTRHDAV, AVG. 20, 1914
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'All the LwCunrof the
mstmsprmgatYBtne cos,
NOflAMMOCMNG
NO HUMMOCKING
NO SAGGING
Ikies.
See the 'DeJx'Bed Springs at
A COMPLETE LINE OF
SPRINGS and MATTRESSES
Cheap, Medium and High Class always
on hand at
CASE FURNITURE CO.
P me PALM V
' has a complete line of
CONFECTIONS, CIGARS and SOFT DRINKS
Try our Pop Corn always fresh.
R. M HART
Help Make Oregon the
Gleanest State in'f Union
Unclean "ideas in regard to sex scattered broadcast by the ignorant
cause Immorality, disease and suffering among the innocent.
'True, wholesome information helps to produce clean, healthful cit
izens capable of richer and more useful lives.
Sex education should be provided when possible' in the home. Pam
phlets will be sent free for men and women, boys and girls of all
ages. Send 2-cent stamp and state definitely ages and sex of child
ren and other persons for whom pamphlets are wanted. Address
The Oregon Social Hygiene Society
Dept. E. 720 Selling Building, Portland, Oregon
get wise-
Go to the Jack
Headquarters for Gasoline and Oil. All kinds of Re
pair Work by Skilled Mechanics.
GENERAL! LIVERY SERVICE
SPECIAL ATTENTION TO TRAIN CALLS
NORTON WINNARD, Prop.
Agents for
MAXWELL "25"
May;Street, rear of the Palace Hotel
People's Cash Market
Now open for business under the manage
ment of an experienced butcher.
All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
Highest cash price paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts
BRING US YOUR POULTRY .
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
NO BAGGING
NO DRAGGING
NO PITCHING
Rabbit Garage
BODY, SOUL AND ALL
The Case of an Inexperienced Carver
Driven to Desperation.
A bashful young bachelor was Invit
ed to a dinner party and was paired off
wilu the prettiest lady. It wag a fam
ily party, and his seat was lu front of
the roast fowl. He had never done
any carving in his life. Furthermore,
there was in addition to the chicken
a fried sole in f rout of his place, and
be was also expected to help to the flsli.
He made the best of the carving by
asking the lady at his side what she
preferred.
"A little of the sole, please," she re
plied. He began to cut a slice from the
breast of the fowl.
"No, no," she whispered; "the sole."
Now where was the sole of a hen?
He thought a whole minute, then he
attacked the wing.
"The sole, the sole!" cried the lady.
He looked for the feet, but no soles
were left, so he tried a drumstick. But
she still shook her head and murmur
ed: "You don't understand me. I only
want a piece of the sole."
The young man arose, stuck his fork
through the fowl and put It all on the
lady's plate.
"Take itr he shouted. "Take it
body, soul and all!" . .
Then be helped himself to the flsb.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
No Mercy.
A flsh peddler was whipping his slow
but patient horse In a residential street
the other day, and crying his wares at
Intervals: '
"Fresh mackerel! Fresh mackerel!"
A woman, seeing his acts of cruelty,
put her head out of the window, and
called to him:
"Have you no mercy?"
"No, mum," he replied; "nothin' but
mackerel. That is all." National
Monthly.
Eager.
"I understand the bride and groom
are back from their honeymoon trip."
"Yes."
"Are they all settled?"
"Yes."
"And happy?"
"Very. She can hardly wait for his
first pay day to come." Detroit Free
Press.
Making History.
The Guest And who is the distin
guished personage in oil over the man
tel? The Owner That's my great-grandfather,
Hoppiuger Hinkle, painted by
Kaloosky. He was one of the mob of
patriots who dumped the boatload of
storage eggs Into the harbor. Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Deoidedly Unsuitable.
Parson Johnson Why don't yo'
come to church, Sam? ,
Sam Shlnn-Nothin' suitable to wear,
pahson.
Parson The Lord won't notice yo'
clothes, Sam.
Sam No, but Deacon Butts might
recognize his shirt, and Bre'r Simpson
his umbrella. ruck.
, Rhythms.
"Dancing is the poetry of motion."
"I never thought of it before," re
plied Uncle Flopsole, "but I believe
you are right There Is a relationship
between dancing and poetry. Both of
them depend largely on making the
feet behave." Washington Star.
Preparing For a Lecture.
Top!"
"Yes, my son."
"I think I'll make a trip to the north
pole when I'm older."
"I always said you took after your
mother. She always wants to lecture
too." Yonkers Statesman.
More Coming.
Friend Do you get more for a poem
now than you did twenty years ago?
Poet (sadly) Yes. As I get older I
can't defend myself so well. Chicago
News. .
Mightier Than the Swora.
"It seems out of place to confer
knighthood on a poet by tapping him
on the shoulder with a sword."
"What do yon suggest?"
"They ought to use a fountain pen.''
Kansas City Journal.
A Grafter.
"I know a man who is grafting all
the time in his business, yet he can
always get the public to swallow if
"What is he a political officeholder?"
"No; he runs a peach orchard."
Baltimore American.
The Brute!
Wife-I want to go into that store
for curiosity.
Husband I didn't think you'd ever
run out of that-Phlladelphla Ledger,
STATE K ITEMS
OF GENERAL INTEREST
Buyers' Week Great Success. 600
OuUide Buyers Registered.
Portland, Ore., Aug. 18 (Special)
Buyers' Week is a thing of the
past, but it was a week that will be
vividly remembered for a long time,
probably until next year's "Week,"
which from all indications will be at
tended by a greater number of buy
ers than the one Just past. The reg
istration at the Portland Commercial
Club reached nearly 600 and the vis
itors represented practically every
town of any importance in the Pa
cific Northwest. It Is estimated that
goods purchased from Portland man
ufacturers and jobbers during the
week amounted to approximately
$1,000,000.
The visitors were hardly allowed
sufficient time to do their buying,
certainly nojime to get homesick or
lonesome, for entertainment of some
kind was on tap nearly every min
ute. Receptions, smokers, theatres,
banquets, luncheons and automobile
trips followed each othe.- in rapid
succession during the e aire week.
If any one had a complaint to make
he did not make it public, and most
of the visitors departed with a hear
ty "See you again next year," and
expressions of deep satisfaction with
the business and social events of
their short vacation.
A statement Just received from
O. M. Plummer, general manager of
the ' Pacific International Livestock
Exposition will be of interest to ev
ery farmer and stock raiser In the
state. After calling attention to the
date of this year's show at the Un
ion Stock Yards at North Portland,
December 7-12, he says:
"The Exposition is purely educa
tional along livestock lines, there be
ing no 'Wild West' or other amuse
ment features and is unique, in that
It will pay over $15,000 in 'cash pre
miums and makes no charge for en
try fee, stall room or admission. Like
the International of Chicago, the
Pacific International of Portland is
recognized as the court of last re
sort on the Pacific Coast.
"Premium lists will be mailed to
all breeders who belong to the dif
ferent breed associations; others
who desire a copy may secure same
by applying tto the general manager.
Early reports indicate 50 per cent
larger entries than last year, and
commercial organizations all over
the country will be asked to co-operate
with the railroads in forming
special parties to attend the show.
Bankers, as well as breeders, are
taking a keen Interest in the Exposi
tion and are lending their very active
support." f
A plant for distilling oil of pep
permint is being constructed near
Springfield. O. H. Todd, and asso
ciates, of Eugene, have planted 40
acres of peppermint and will work
up the product in their own factory.
If the yield of oil meets their expec
tations, the 40 acres should give
gross returns of about $6000. The
industry is likely to become impor
tant in Lane county.
Our electrical supplies are on dis
play in the Scrivener building. Call
and inspect them. Heppner Light
& Water Co.
' Prohibition
vs.
Temperance
In Germany, where pro
hibition is unknown and
where all the people have
been temperate drinkers of
wholesome beers and light
wines, there is less drunk
enness than in Maine or in
Kansas the two most con
spicuous prohibition states
in the Union.
The same is true of France
and Italy. The world over
you will find that the really
temperate races are those
who are not prohibited from
drinking temperate bever
ages such as beer and wine.
Prohibition in GermST.?. France
or Italy would produce exactly
the same results that it has pro
duced in every state in the Union
where prohibitory laws have been
enacted. It would not stop men
from drinking nor decrease drunk
enness, but it would drive out the
mild drinks "and encourage men
who do drink to resort secretly to
the highly concentrated spirits.
If prohibition really saved men
from the "curse of drink" it would
have more to commend it to the
intelligenceofthepeople. But, as
thegreateditor, Henry Watterson,
observes in the Louisville Courier
Journal, "It does not promote
either temperance or virtue. It
arouses human passion to frenzy
by restricting private rights. It
does not reduce drunkards. It
multiplies Pharisees and male
factors." Paid Advertitmont.
E. D. Ulrich, Chamber of Commerce, PortlaniOre,
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Exaat Copy of Wrapper.
YOU WILL WANT A NEW
SUIT FOR THE
Morrow County Fair
Now is the time to have your
measure taken.
THE NEW FALL SAMPLES OF THE
ROYAL TAILORS
ARE NOW ON DISPLAY.
Every Suit Guaranteed, All
Wool, Perfect Fit And Com
plete Satisfaction.
Phelps Grocery Co.
OutD
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r.
IFE in the open goes a
toward insuring Bound
which is the real foundation of
A,
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Applied
will positively prevent all ill effects of the exposure
PUROLA GUARANTEE
Should any PUROLA
Product fail to irive
ENTIRE satisfaction
the price paid will be
cheerfully refunded
by your local dealer.
When you have used one of those
electric irons you will never again
be without one. There are many
other conveniences also that the day
current makes possible for you, and
that will lighten your burdens. See
Heppner Light & Water Co,
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bough!
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health,
beauty
just before an outing of any kind
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Life
to sun and wind. Made in flesh and white.
Its use creates the soft, velvety appearance which is so
much sought after. Pric 50 cents per bottle.
SLOCUM DRUG COMPANY
1
M. E. Church, South.
Regular services Sunday as fol
lows: Sunday School at 10:00 a.
m.; Preaching at 11:00 a. m. and
8:00 p. m.
W. T. GOULDER, Pastor.
Fresh ice cream every day at the
Palm.