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to the concern and tell them that you want to try
their machine out against a De Laval, with the priv
ilege of sending their machine back if you decide
that the De Laval is better worth what we ask you
for it than their machine is worth what they ask.
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a trial any time you like and let you be the judge.
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and defy competition. .
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2 Made at Home from Home Products
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Posts -and Rolled Barley
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DAY OR NIGHT.
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DODGED A RAIN OF BULLETS.
Incident of tha Italian Revolution of
1848 In Brescia.
TI14' Count do Hubner tolls in his
memoirs a thrilling story of an ad
venture in tins Italian city ofllreseia
during the days of the revolution
of 18 IS. Whoa the trouble began
in the streets he contrived to get
into a house, taking with him two
or three other persons, including
the wife of u minor oilioial who had
intrusted the lady for awhile to the
count's care, but who was to have
certain news of her as soon as pos
sible. The firing grew heavier, and the
rebels soon had possession of al
most everv house in the street.
On the"li)th of March Count de
Hubner decided that he must do
something toward bettering his po
sition in case of an assault, and he
forced his only remaining servant
to make a dash across the street to
the palace where the Austrian gen
eral, Kath, was quartered, two
blocks away and on the other side.
The man was merely to let the gen
eral know that De Hubner himself
was 'coming and to ask that the
gates be held ready for, him.
"Myself, prudence and my honor
had a" long and heated argument,"
says Count de Hubner. "Finally 1
pulled myself together. I had to let
i'rince Metternich know about my
self, to make a last report and to
keep my word about poor Mme. M.
I undid the door, drew a long breath
and plunged down the street.
"The bullets Hew all around me,
spattering in leaden showers from
the stone pavement. As 1 arrived
at the gates of the palace they
swung inward, and in a second 1
was inside, unscathed. But only
half my journey was done. 1 had
still to go back again.
"A letter my last report was
soon completed for Metternich and
mv message to the husband of Mine.
M. was given.' I had to return.
"Again the gates were opened
and f hounded forth. A veritable
fusillade followed. From every
window and housetop came the
spurts of white smoke, and 1 tried
to dodge forty bullets at once. In
a minute 1 had reached my own
door, and as I did so 1 turned to
look back.
"Another man left the palace
gates at full speed, but before he
had half crossed the street a puff of
smoke shot out of a window and he
feil Hat and was instantly lying like
a log across the gutter. The lire
stopped at once what use would
there he in shooting a dead man?
"But on the second that all her
came quiet. To my great astonish
ment I saw this 'dead man' rise to
his legs like .a cat and dash across
the street into the half open door
waiting for him. The sharpshoot
ers were taken by surprise, and he
escaped."
Talked Too Much.
Old John Bates, an upholsterer,
was renowned for his silence. Peo
ple who had been his customers for
a generation had, many of them,
never heard a word from him ex
cept "Good morning. Five dollars.
Thank you. Good day." Old John,
in fact, cultivated silence as a
5enius cultivates his art.
A patron one day said to John:
"What's the best kind of mat.
tress?"
"Hair," was the reply.
The patron some twenty years
later had occasion to buy another
mattress, and again he asked:
"What's the best kind, John?"
"Cotton."
"Cotton?" the patron cried.
"Why, you told mc twenty years
ago that hair was the host."
The old man gave a quaint sigh.
"Talking has always been my
ruin," he said.
Man Wanted.
"Father," said little Ruth appeal
ingly, "why don't you stay at home
to'work as other little girls' father"
do?"
Father, who, as business manager
of a great corporation, has to travel
extensively, smiled fondly at his
little daughter. "I'd love to, Kuth,''
I he answered, "but you see I have to
earn a lot of money to take care of
I my little girl and her mother, and I
ean't "et enough work to do here at
homo.
"Oh, father," cried Ruth reprov
! ingly, "1 don't believe you've ever
: tried hard enough! Why, I have
1 seen a sign out, "Man Wanted,' lot s
ami lots of times. There was one
over in front of our grocery store
this very morning." Youth's Com
j panion.
A Gigantic Breed.
A woman at a dog show noticed a
pretty girl gazing around as if puz
zled. She went over to her and
said: "Pardon mo. but can't you find
the kennel you wish? If not, I shall
be triad to assist you."
"Oh, thank you." .-ho replied.
"Would v-v.i niird Khowing me here
(hev are exhibiting the ocean grey
hounds?" National Monthly. .
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AVERTED A DUEL.
An Apple of Peace That Confounded an
Artist' Critics,
In the old dueling days critics
were sometimes compelled, figura
tively, to eat their words. Far more
satisfactory was the vindication
that one criticised person achieved
when she ate Jhe object of criticism.
The story recently retold in a Pa
risian journal relates that when the
furor for modeling wax llowers and
fruit was at its height a certain fair
and fashionable countess attained
so much skill in the art that the
other women of her circle became
envious. An admirer of the count
ess and a suitor of her most spiteful
detractor were involved in the quar
rel, and a challenge ensued. But
the countess learned of the coming
encounter and had no mind that her
talent should he championed at the
cost of blood letting.
The day before the duel in a com
pany that included the prospective
combatants and her envious rival
she displayed a beautiful apple.
"Behold a chef d'ouvre!" she
cried proudly. "Ladies, you cannot
criticise that! Xature herself never
produced a liner."
It was examined and admired, but
soon the envious discovered Haws.
One complained of the texture,
which did not really resemble the
skin of a fruit; another, of the too
precisely globular form; another, of
the too evenly shaded colors. Final
ly the countess' enemy gave her ver
dict with a shrug and a smile.
"Indeed, my dear, a pretty fruit
enough," she conceded, "but if you
ask me, a palpable imitation, with
nothing of the indescribable, illu
sive something by which art sug
gests the actual work of nature."
The countess then turned inquir
ingly to her critic's suitor, who de
clared that ho was reluctantly com
pelled to agree with madam's opin
ion. Still smiling, the countess
broke the apple in halves, oli'ered
half to her parrot squawking for it
in his gilded cage, and daintily nib
bled the other half herself. It was
a real apple!
"Doubtless, monsieur," she re
marked sweetly as the laughter sub
sided, "you will still feel obliged to
agree with madam when she admits
that her estimate of an artist's skill
may sometimes be erroneous?"
As there was no excuse for a duel
after, the lady and her champion
had both retracted, the seconds of
the two impetuous gentlemen saw
to it that they became reconciled.
For once the apple of discord bad
proved also the apple of peace.
He Had No Choice.
The wife of a dynamo tender
went to a haberdasher's to buy a
necktie for her husband. She select
ed a brilliant red one, ready made,
whereupon the young and inexperi
enced salesman, wiih compassion
for the future owner, was moved to
remark :
"Excuse me, missus, is this tie for
your husband ?"
"It is," replied the woman.
"Don't you think he'd rather
have some other color? I'm afraid
he won't wear this red tie."
"Oh, yes, lie will!" said the wom
an firmly. "He'll have to he's
dead." London A n s we rs .
Ale For Breakfast.
Ale and bread were the chief
items of the royal breakfast in old
en times in England. The quantity
of ale consumed by ladies at break
fast in those days was considerable,
for in the reign of Henry VIII. the
maids of honor were allowed for
breakfast "one diet loafe, one man
chet, two gallons of ale and a pitch
er of wine." A Lady Lucy made a
mighty tonic of the national brew.
Her breakfast was a chine of beef,
a loaf and a gallon of ale, and for
her pillow meal a posset porridge,
a generous cut of mutton, a loaf
and a gallon of ale. Westminster
Gazette.
Not His Usual Brand.
He was a waif from the slums,
having his first experience of the
country. They gave him a new laid
egg at" breakfast as a great treat,
but after one spoonful he put it
quietly aside and devoted himself
to the bread and butter.
"Why, Pete," exclaimed the ma
tron in'charge, "don't you like your
P?g?"
"No, ma'am," he replied depre
catinglv. "It don't e-em to have
no smell nor taste." Pearson's
Weekly.
Oriflin of the Word Filibuster.
The name "buccaneer" was chief
. affected by the Fhigiish adventur
ers on our const, while the French
members of the profession often
preferred the name of "flihnsticr."
This word, which has since been
corrupted into our familiar "fili
buster." is said to have been origi
nally a corruption, being nothing
more than the French method of
pronouncing the word "freeboot
ers," which title bad long been
used for independent robbers.
COUNTY COURT
FOR JULHERI
Continuation of Claims
Audited and Allowed.
F H Wilson, ' "
Opal Cribbins "
Alice Brenner, "
Rachel Cribbins, "
Alice Brenner, "
Opal Cribbins, "
E E Beaman, "
Anna Spencer, "
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34
05
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70
70
70
70
70
70
20
20
20
20
20
20
20
78
15
40
30
Marion Evans, Expense
J P Williams Justice Court 16
Mack Smith, " 7
John Hughes. " 1
Sam Hughes, " 1
J F Vaughn, " 1
W M Ayers, ' ' 1
MD Clark, " 1
J A Patterson, " 1
ALCornett, " 1
GW Thompson, " 1
BGSigsbee, " 1
Claude Cox, " 1
EB Ayers, " 1
J B Huddleston " 1
S E VanVactor " 1
Bushong&Co. Current Ex 118
Irwin Hodson Co. " 19
HCummings, Fruit Insp. 13
Minor & Co., care of poor 3
J C Ball " 4
John H Hayes, tax rebate 3
Irwin Hodson Co. cur exp 6
S E Notson, expenses 6
Mabelle Cameron, exam. 9
II W Copeland ' " 9
Opal Briggs " 7
L M Turner, roads '4
The Beebe Co. " 42
Vaughn & Sons, ct. house (i
" roads 11
James Archer, " 47
Frank Smith " 10
Mike Kenny " 5
Porter Bros. " 331
C B Sperrv " 6
J H Edwards " 45
Ralph Sherwood " 21
J M Sprouls " 4
J T Frazier " 63
Clay Kinney " 25
Turn a Lum Lbr. Co " 22
Gerald Jackson " 32
J W Haynes " 12
Emil Groshens " 6
Anderson Hayes " 4
G W Smith "70
E Hughes " 36
J Hiatt " 36
J T Sprinkle " 22
K I McFerrin " 18
John Hiatt " 34
S A Bartow " 12
Jere Barlow " 4
Hess Moses " 1'
Joel Barlow ; 12
Ira Jones " Hi
A Sherwood " 2u
RFFraser " 2U5
HR Smith " 9
C J Anderson " 14
II S Morrow " 15
Glen T rumble " 15
W E Burning " 24
II A Conner " 20
Lee Howell " 36
W Mackie " 9
H R Smith " C9
A A Gordon " 5
O A Brians " 9
Ray Young " 2
Louis Brown " 59
Vern Jackson " 4
Harvey Young " 20
C J Anderson " 12
ASShadduck " 60
Carl Bergstrom " 38
Willie Bergstrom " 15
Erik Bergstrom " 29
Lowell Akers " 9
Tillman Hogue " 36
J N King " 40
Gerald Jackson " 32
Jess Moses " 16
Ira Jones " 16
Vane Jones " 38
Vance Jones " 38
Roy Jones " 9
C E Jones " 52
Mose Ashbaugh " 9
M W M Co. " 225
Jerry Whetstone " 19
A B Straight " 58
CT Walker Est " 37
A B Straight " 132
H C Ashbaugh " 21
P H Cummings " 7
J H Bellenbrock " 181
M R Morgan " 49
R D Hughes " 66
John S Johnson " 22
The Beebe Co 5
Walter Kilcup
Wm Ayers, jail meals 7
Patterson & Son. cur exp 11
Geo J Currin, tax rebate 1
E E Beaman, ct hse wood 487
" roads 1
Loy M Turner, field notes 2
Dr. McMurdo, care of poor 20
Heppner Sanatorium, " 199
W J Blake, dep assessor 140
CE Jones " 68
J J Wells, expenses 15
E L Padberg, county ct 5
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75
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35
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75
50
25
25
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50
50
40
25
50
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95
05
50
35
50
50
60
22
40
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25
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50
, Sam Hughes, care of poor 52
Slocum Drug Co, 10
R Hogeland roads 188
!EM Matte-son 7
'Walter Drum " 115
Arthur Matheny
R Crewdson
A D Hogeland
Walter Matteson.
H P Long
Loren Matteson
O A Hoskins
G Harrison
T H Drum
C II Breshears
Chas B Wright
E S Duran
Thomson Bros
Reid Bros
W T McRoberts
E C Watkins
Jake Dexter
Ralph Floreon
Roy Yardley
Horace Yokum
Wm Crank
R F Wiglesworth
Albert Bowker
O W Johnson
Rugg Bros
Gilliam & Bisbee
63 87
2
60 25
34 75
27 50
19 50
25 50
21 75
19 25
14
49 50
37 50
60 35
103 07
43 50
100 95
69
35 75
40 50
2 25
2 25
14
16
18
" 7 75
" 241 20
ct house 52 05
Roads 26 20
8 65
13 50
36
42 75
7 85
25 75
16 60
4 50
12 35
50 70
17 60
32 25
8 75
5 25
5 60
11 60
11
11
162 70
140 60
88 50
77 87
79 02
G A Bleakman
E E Bleakman
Jay Rossen
Edith Petteys
Mable Clark
Eugene Chapel
A Riley
Arthur t'hapel
Ernest Cannon
Eldon Emry
S H Osborne
Albert Lane
Jas McDaniel
Chas Mailings
Rav Young
W P Leach
Bert Bleakman
Edith Petteys
Mable Clark
B H Bleakman
Ben Moore
David Spaulding
Geo Benson
C Kallestad
Lone Rock Supply Co " 35 95
I C Bennett " 4
John H Wilt " 8 10
Mike Healy " 3
T J Sprinkle . " 10
John Hiatt " 17 50
John Gaunt " 25
L L Hiatt " 32 50
G W Smith " 38 50
II L & W Co, court house 74 80
Theo Jakes roads 104 25
Chas Read " 64 89
WT McRoberts " 4
Willis Stewart " 17
Geo Cook " 144
Orve Brown " 54
Andy J Cook " 120
H S Beglow " 30
Wm Mikesell " 87 87
Frank Smith " 86 25
Andy J Cook, expenses 18 75
.lames Archer, roads 68 75
Minor & Co " 37 75
Glenn Y Wells, cir court 10
V H Tavlor roads 40 75
Geo Cook " 32 00
Rav Young " 49 50
J S Young " 132 25
J T Ayers " 71 75
Creston Maddock " 6 75
Oscar Borg, court house 6
T J Humphreys, phones 31 85
R W Turner roads 11
J S Young, county court 24
John Kilkenny, " 49
O L Bates, tax rebate 5 08
C C Rhea roads 27 25
A M Slocum " 40 05
Bert Mason " 29 75
R O Brown " 6 25
Morrow County Fair Board 830
Summary.
General Fund - - $4,886 37
Road Fund - - - - 8,019 45
Grand Total - - - $12,905 82
More autos destroyed by tire than
any other wav. Proteot yours by get
ting a policy' of Smead. Nonb aa
cheap. None better.
White Star Flour: Nothing hotter
on the Pacific Coast.; Every sank
guaranteed ; Insist ou your grocer send
inu this brnd and take no other, tf.
Harry JohiiHon in prepared to do
till kinds of work In the line of enr-IM-nterinir.
Contract inn, ImililiiiK
and Job work. Give hini fi chance
to figure with vou. tf.
NOTICE to all Fruit Growers and
Dealers No scaly or wormy fruit
will be permitted in any market Id
Morrow county.
HARRY CUMMINGS,
Fruit Inspector of Morrow County
M-6i!0m.
For Sale or Trade.
Will sacrifice my six-room, modern
house, corner lot 62 x 108, cement
sidewalk and curb, in Vancouver,
Wash. This is close in on one of the
main buflinees streets. Will sell for
cash or trade for stock. For further
particulars see owner, A. W. Johnson,
21 miles south of Ueopner.
Onllrii. Amdfniir, Malct and Oommitrriml
pour. Ffti!tr train') In hrt Institutions of
A mwrir and fcuropa. Wa halp irtanTil to eara
ihirowiwiT. Ionn1tor for Birlaj. C hristian In
fl inr, frlnt nrTonar1lfim. pw fn1nwniDt
f'ln i of Qurtr million ri.-Hra. W KITE
II. M. ClUtOK-. PrMnt, Albany CoLIac
Albany, Orvfon