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Tuesday, March 4, 1924 THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON PAGE FIVE cwss CURING HENRY By MARY LEARY S), 1924, by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) 'TH HERE- Is ntwuys some fly In tne ointment. So it was with the mari tal affairs of the Biiseonibs. Henry and Agatha were an ideal couple ex cept for their different viewpoints on tobacco, and the burning of it. Every little while, in spite of him self, Henry was inspired to mention the eoziness of his home. Praise would escape him and then he would immediately regret the words that in variably brought on the oire argu ment. "The Douse would lie even better if it weren't tor the small of that messy old tobacco," Agatlia would protest. "That's win re you are wrong," Henry would point out. "This place is as perfect as a puhice could he. It is so immaculate and precise that it seems unreal like a picture, almost. It is just the smell of tobacco that gives it the reality and makes it homelike." "How can that messy old pipe make this place homelike V" Agattiu would come back. "Now you said it," Henry would ex claim, turning from the cozy fireplace. "Take this pipe" "I wish I could." "Be serious, Agatha. Now, as I say, take this pipe. You would have it looking nice and new and shiny. But what makes this pipe so attractive is that it is all stained und seasoned. It's aged." "Then I suppose I should stain nil my furniture and curtains and draper ies and things." "Not exactly ; but they have to get atmosphere " "They certainly do. I Have to leave the windows open nearly the whole day." And Henry would quit in despair. Eventually Agatha won a temporary victory and Henry consented to ab stain from smoking at home. It meant a great sacrliice on his part and a sacrifice that Agatha could not fully appreciate. She could not realize that it meant a great exertion of will power to stop the habit of years. Home had been about the only place he could smoke, unless he went for a walk. But it was not alone the sooth ing effects of tobacco he missed; it was sitting before the fireplace and . calmly enjoying his pipe which rest ed and delighted him.- Henry could not but show Hie effects of l(ls abstinence. His nerves be came jumpy and he became more and more Irritable. Henry understood him self and his wife better' than did Agatha. He realized that his nerves were on edge; and he knew his only cure was to win back his privilege of smoking. ' Fortunately, one day Agatha over came her customary aversion lo an swering salesmen who went around from door to door; but by peeking from behind the curtains she decided that Hie man waiting on the porch was of a higher type than the or dinary peddler. "Good morning, madam," declared the salesman with a genial -smile. "I hope you will pardon what I have to say, for I can see you are an ex ceptionally good housekeeiior ; but uiy business makes me rather keen of scent and I believe I am correct in stating that at present (of; at least very recently) some miUe member Of your family-has smoked considerably."- "Can you smell it?" gasped Agatha. "But he doesn't smoke now." "Surely, you haven't stopped him?" exclaimed the man in such a tone that Agatha was alarmed. "Why you must not understand 'what an effect that has on a man. It disrupts his nervous system, makes him petulant and may lead to general physical and mental deterioration." "l don't know," defended Agatha, "and I did to -hate the smellj" i . - ... . "Of course, and that is why it Is so fortunate tnat I am able to come to your assistance. I alii bringing "you a boon to humanity. A smokeless to bacco. Think of it, an invention tlrtit will supply your husband with to bacco and- not stain your curtains. "Now, of course, being new, It is a bit expensive, This special box . Is $10. Afterwards your husband can get it wholesale at much cheaper prices. But It Is economical and I am sure the contents of this package will last him as long as would $10 worth of smoking tobacco." The gentleman made a sale. Agatha was so enthusiastic with the new In vention mat she did not break the seal on the box, but waited until Henry came home. Tljen she told him how he now had her permission to use tobacco to his heart's content and she presented him with the box. . There was something peculiar. about Henry's expression as he Examined the contents, and wltirtiutterlng of heart Agatha questioned him. "Why, you've only, paid ,$10 for about 20 cent's worth of tobacco."-' -, "But It is smokeless." "Kighto. It's chewing . tobacco, course, if you prefer to have acquire the habit of chewing bacco " t ' '": "No." . . . "Exactly. I prefer to smoke my .self." That evening Henry paid a call unaccompanied by his wife. "You can keep the $10. Joe. It was worth It. She'll never object to my smoking again, lest I should remind tier how she was stung. It's rough on the poor ?irl. but absolutely necessary for our mutual happiness." MISS CUPID OF KANSAS f -0". If v ' 'y 1 Miss Margaret Markley of Emporia college, In Kansas, has started n date bureau that already does a tbrhing business. Miss Markley advertises herself as "Miss Cupid" and by means of her bureau she brings timid coeds and bashful suitors together. A nom inal charge of 25 cents Is mnde for male students, while the girls nre charged 50 cents. Miss Markley says she charges the girls more because the Investment Is a good one with them. Any fellow who will pay a quarter to make a date, will spend at least tvo dollars to make it a good one. POLIIIIL fKEECKCEKERTS FOR COUNTY JIDGE To the Voters of Morrow County: I hereby announce myself a candi date for the office of County Judge on the democratic ticket, at the pri mary nominating election, Friday, May 16, 1924. It. L. BENGE. 4 5-3 1924. GAY M. ANDERSON. (Incumbent) (Paid Advertisement) FOB COVNTY JUDGE To the Republicans of Morrow County: I hereby announce myself a candidate for the nomination at your hands for the office of County Judge at the primary election in May, 1924. My experience of many years as County Commissioner makes me conversant with the duties of the office I seek, and I shall great ly appreciate your support in the primary; and for all past favors, I thank you kindly. G. A. BLEAKMAN, Hardman. (Paid Advertisement) IX THE C'IRCTIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON For Morrow County Lawrence A. Perry, I Plaintiff, i vs I John J. Kelly, P." T. Murphy, Eugene Moli tor, Mary E. Gorman and G. W. Gorman, Defendants, i;ummoxs to be"a real "property mortgage li,en upon the lands described, therein, to wit: The NW of Section 19; the SV4 of Uy; Stf of Section 20; the SW of SW4 of Section 21; the NEM, of NW of Sec tion 28; all of Section 29, ex cept the N of NE ; the S of NVi, and N of NE'A of Section 30; the SEofNWU, the SW of NE, the N of SE, and SE of SE4 of Section 31; tlys E, the N of NW14, SW of NW!4, S of 8 W 14 and N W of SW Vt of Sec. 32, in Twp. 4, S., R. 24, E. W. M., in Morrow County, Ore gon, and the SE of NE of Section 2 5, Twp. 4 South, Range 23, E. W. M in Gilliam County, Oregon. That the de scription therein, and said con tract, be reformed so as to in clude therein the SEV of NW14, and NE Vt, of SW4 of Sec. 32, and SW of SE and S of SW of Sec. 31, in Twp. 4, S., Range 24, and to Exclude therefrom the NE V of SE Vt, of Section 31, in Twp. 4, S., R. 24, all E. W. M. That as so reformed said mortgage be foreclosed and said land sold, as upon execution, and as by law pro vided, and that the said defendants. and each and aU of them, be barred all right, title or interest or in or to said premises, ex- SUMMONS IX THE CmCVIT COUIT OF THE STATE OF OREGON For Morrow County Cecile M. Dempsey, Plaintiff. V3 Thomas V. Dempsey, Defendant. IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF OREGON: You are hereby re quired to appear and answer the plaintiff's complaint filed herein, entitled FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce myself a candi date for the office of Sheriff, sub ject to the will of the Republican voters, at the Primary Election to be held in May, 1924. GEORGE McDUFFEE. (Paid Advertisement) TO P. T. MURPHY, EUGENE MOLI TOR and G. W. GORMAN, of the from above named defendants:- I claim IN THE NAME OF THE STATE cept the statutory right to redeem OF OREGON:- You, and each of you, and' that the money arising from said are hereby required to appear and sale be applied to the payment of the answer the Complaint of the plain-' costs and disbursements of said suit tiff filed against you in the above to the payment of the attorneys' fees entitled cause and Court, on or be-" allowed, and to the payment of the tore six weeks from the date of first . aggregate Bum of $16,600.00, togeth publication of this Summons, to-wit, er with interest thereon at the rate on or before Wednesday, the 16th of 6 per cent per annum from July day of April, 1924, and, if you fail 30, 1918, less the sum of $1000.00 to so appear and answer the Corn- raid thereon on Dec. 10, 1921, and plaint of the plaintiff herein, for for such other and further relief as want thereof the plaintiff will apply , may bp just and equitable to the Court for the relief prayed fori This summons is served upon you in Plaintiff's Complaint herein, to- by publication thereof once a week wit:- I for six consecutive weeks in the For Judgment and Decree against Heppner Herald, a weekly newspaper FOR COUNTY CLERK To the Republican Voters of Mor row County: I hereby announce that I will bve a candidate for the nomination for County Clerk at the Primary Election to be held May 16, the defendant, John J. Kelly, in the sum of $16,600.00, together with in terest thereon at the rate of six per cent per annum from th,e 30th day of July, 1918, less the sum of $1, 000.00 paid thereon on December 10th, 1921, and for the further sum of $1,500.00 attorneys' fees, and. for plaintiff's costs and disbursements of said suit; that a certain contract, particularly described in said Com plaint, and made and entered into on the 30th day of July, 1918, be tween the defendant, Mary E. Perry, now Mary E. Gorman, and the de fendant, John J. Kelly, be decreed I SEED GRAIN Spring Rye Bearded Barley Beardless Barley Hard Federation Early Baart Wheat Brown & Lowry of general circulation in Morrow County, Oregon, published at Hepp ner, by Order of the Hon. Gilbert W. Phelps, Circuit Judge of the above entitled Court, made and en tered on the 29 th day of February, 1924, and the date of the first pub lication hereof is Tuesday, the 4th day of March, 1924, and the date of the last publication hereof will be the 15th day of April, 1924. VAN VACTOR & BUTLER, Attorneys for Plaintiff. Residence and Postoffice Ad ",' dress: The - Dalles, Wasco County, Oregon. 45-51 lows, to wit: That the bonds of mat rimony now and heretofore existing between the plaintiff and the defen dant be dissolved and forever held for naught, and that the plaintiff have an absolute divorce from th,o defendant. This summons is served upon you ,by publication thereof for the period of six weeks in the Heppner Herald, a weeltly newspaper of general circu lation, printed and published at Heppner, Oregon, by order of Hon. W. T. Campbell, County Judge of against you in the above entitled ( Morrow County, state or uregon, court and cause, within six weeks made "and entered on the 3rd day oC from the date of the first publication, March, 1924. of this summons; and if you fail to appear and answer said complaint, for want thereof the plaintiff wili ap ply to the Court for the relief prayed fer in her complaint, which is as fol- The date of first publication is March 4, 1924. WOODSON & SWEEK, Attorneys for Plaintiff. Address: Heppner, Oregon. 45-51 SS .Jg!gaKqgE!l Geft This wa? Thrill A big, virile engine to send you sweeping uphill big, sure brakes to ease you downhill patented Triplex Springs to melt the bumps away! One hour's drive is fifty minutes more than are needed to open you r eyes to the bigger Overland power, sturdier construction and greater comfort. Champion $695; Sedan $795, f. 0. b. Toledo. 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