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PAGE FOUR " THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON Tuesday, August 7, 1923 PROFESSIONAL CARDS j ! j j ! j j DR. F. E. FARRIOR ' DENTIST Office Upstairs Over Postoffico Heppner, Oregon S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House HEPPNER, OREGON WOODSON & SWEEK ATl'OI IN K YS-AT-L A W Masonic Building HEPPNE-R, OREGON DR. A. D. McMURDO PHYSKJIAIV and SURGEON' Telephone 122 Office Pallet-Ron's Drug Store HEPPNER, OREGON DeLUXE ROOMS Summer Rates 75c & $1.00 Over Case Furniture Co. Kume Ifl. Vw Vac'or R. R. Butler Van VACTOR & BUTLER ATTORN EYS-AT-LA W Suite 304 First National Bank Bldg. THE DALLES, ORftGON. WATERS & ANDERSON Flit 10 INSURANCE Successors to C. C. Patterson HEP.PNER, OREGON riionn 3831. We liavo nioiii'y to loan FRED J. BAUER Acenl for Pacific Illili;. At. Loan Ass'n Ci-''iienil Real Estate ami Insurance 100 1 2 East Second Slroet the dames. oiti:;o ()!' I N I MBI IS I TO THE LADIES For lln latest and best In MM I INi:itV, COItSETS ami WOMEN'S WEAK Sol) Mrs. LG. Hcrrcn Phono 5(i'2 aiUHaaBBBHiiBiaflflan I Restaurant I Conn1 in ami look over our now location in the Odd l'YIlow.i huilciiu.;. wlim you will find oik of I In li 0 s t oquipjiod iHiiiii rooms in cistern (. U OROII. And wliou you have in speeleil the front, come hack and lake a look at 'our sanitary kitchen. You will be aiue to cot it. quick service at our lunch counter. GOOD MEALS AND SERVICE at POPULAR RATES Kl C1MNN, Propr. WHEAT .STORAGE BINS - lluy rheap whlhi they last. SOt) bushels capacity f!G. 1000 bushels capacity J30. Tuiu l.um Euinocr Co. IELKH0RNI GOING TOO FAR 8 By ELEANOR K. BACON 3 in JJ, by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) H"UJE Geoffrey Wlntons stood on the deck of u channel steamer and watched the white cliffy of Dover melt Into the sky Hue. Mrs. Winston threw back her fur cape impatiently, and at the same mo ment Geoffrey turned up his coat collar and shivered. "Oh, there It goes!" cried Mrs. Win ton suddenly. She made a frantic dutch at Geoffrey's hat us. dislodged by a puff of wind, it skidded past her. With her usual efficiency she recap tured it with a well-timed movement. "Goodness, Geoffrey ! I believe you would lose your head if It were not fastened on," she declared. And. In deed, Geoffrey's chief characteristic. with the exception of his absent-mind. edness, seemed to be his talent for dropping his belongings. it lsn t a bit rough today," she said presently. "We are going to have a fine crossing." The floor heaved under them nml Geoffrey turned a shade paler. """k ill sit down. Martha" hn said a trifle uncertainly. IT iow, a divided course toward his steamer chair. A copy of Birrell's "Oblta Dicta" fell from his pocket, and Mrs. winion mechanically ruir lr into 1,1. hands, tucked him nn In lll Otuomui. rug, and handed him an apple from a capacious bug on her arm. I brought this because von nlwnvs like un apple between meals," she re marked solicitously. "I'll ko down now und see where Helen is. You feel all right, don't you, Ooogoo?" Geoffrey wished his wife would not call him, Googuo, (.Ven in strictest pri vacy, lie bud begged her earnest.lv mid affectionately to drop it, hut with the directness that distinguished all her words und acts she told him it was a tribute to the Imperishable infant In him, and she could not give It up. iou are un inlant in so many wavs. Geoffrey," she used to say, with a sigh. ueuny, at tunes you seem fitted for nothing more advanced than bibs and a perambulator. And If you don't try to overcome your overwhelming absent- mindedness I in truly at'ruld that some day you will go too far. Why, you are as Irresponsible us the proverbial new born babe. I don't know what you would do without mo to look after you !" When she disappeared he sighed and was about to open his book when, drift ing across bis vision, came bis daugh ter Helen and "That Young Idiot," The young man so classified in Geof frey's mind, to un impartial eye, could and did give pleasure. He was rather short und slight, Willi blue eyes ut present brimming with devotion, and a smile thiit could charm an iill-iluv sucker away from the greediest child. Geoffrey would have been the first to .Yield Id l if he hud not so fiercely re sented Its effect 011 Ids cherished und only child. liie two absorbed young persons slopped directly in front of Geoffrey. Oil the face of Helen's lover four let ters shone us if emblazoned in celes tial light. 'Young Idiot !" Geoffrey silently ex ploded, returning to ills book with an impaired Interest. Half an hour slipped away. He tln- isbed tin chapter, 'Cambridge and the l'oels," and, looking down, became aware of the ragged apple core In his hand. Alter a moment or two of inertia, hi leys began to agitate the steamer rug, at tlrsi Ineffectually, then more und more violently. Struggling heroically, he at last dis entangled himself, and rose unsteadily to his feet. He was very, very dizzy, Willi a soi l of I Micky 1 laddies feeling that the si.y was about to fall at his feet, lie gazed wistfully toward Hel en's iinlilial bin k. No thought of a k parent disturbed her mind ns she inclined un exuuisltelv modeled lit tle car to her lover's litany. Geoffrey leaned over his chair and iiflcil himself with mysterious little Jerking of the steamer rug. Very care fully he put the apple core in his empty sent, lie changed its position several tunes, each time becoming more dis hed with the result. Finally he threw the rug over it. onlv bull' con- ng it, and begun an unstudied too lance toward the rail. Ills zigzag route led him avoiy from his daughter's vicinity, so that when he leaned on the rail he was still uu- ibseived. A moment's pause, then, with almost unlmllouible grace and dexterity, Geof frey hurled himself over the rail. Twenty minutes later Geoffrey and 'That Young Idiot" were lying on deck, wrapped In blankets and solici tude. Geoffrey opened his eyes. Mar tha's face, white and strained from suppressed emotion, bent over him. Helen was tucklug the rug around his feet. Geoffrey turned his head and his eye met the blue, friendly gai: of his life preserver, whose persuasive smile instantly shone upon him. Geoffrey' face twitched. Then he smiled warmly buck, and two shining and beautiful words took form In his mind. "My son." Dog Finds Treasure Chest. A dug digging on a plantation near Courtland, Ala., uncovered an old chest containing a large number of gold sad silver coins dating from 170O to lSilO. The discovery ends a long search for treasure which a local logvnd says was burled In the neigh borhood by a faithful slave during the Civil wur. Capper's Weekly. 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No McCormack Headers manufactured since 1922 and there will be no more made. The Deering will take the place of the McCormack. We have a few Mc-' Cormack's in stock for this season. The most economical way to take care of your grain hay is with a Binder. We have both the McCor mack and Deering. With such a large crop all over the Northwest there is likely to be a shortage of Binder Twine. Buy it now while we have it in stock. Su perior Manilla, 650 feet to the pound. We have a good stock of McCor mack and Deering extras, also Mal able Chain Belting. We try to have everything neces sary to rig up for harvest Oils, Greases, Doubletrees Singletrees, and a lot of other things and what we have not got we will get for you. Come in and see us when you need anything and we will try to give you one hundred cents worth for a dollar. Gilliam & Bisbee More Fun Than Round Ball. A solid rubber ball w ith ten cor ners and twelve faces has been made to furnish additional excitement to games usually played with a round bull. I'nder the same conditions, an ordinary ball will always act In one certain TTfty. Th new hall Is any thing but dependable, says Popular Mechanics Magazine. No mutter how carefully the players may endeavor to duplicate a special rebound, the like lihood Is that every time It hits th floor, it bounces off In a slightly dif ferent direction. Woman's Responsible Position. The managing director of one of the. largest machinery supply firms la woman, who travels all over Europe sod America. She is paid a large sal ary as managing director and gets a commission on all machinery she sells. Velvet on Hats. Many of the new hats show velvet ribbon trimming, which Is a revival of t one-time popular vogue. These rib bons range In width fnim two to six 1 lnchee and make a rich trimming. New 1 straw and felt hats also show facings 1 of velvet. I STUDY CONDITIONS OF OCEAN Experts Constantly at Work to Dis cover Causes That Produce Varl atio'ns Long Observed. Weather predictions for the sea are still to come, but knowledge of the physical conditions in our waters is rapidly augmenting. On and off our coast a never-ending battle Is in prog ress between the Labrador current With its icy freight from the Arctic regions, and the Gulf etrenm with its stored heat from the tropics. The chief battleground lies on and near the grand bank of Newfoundland, not far from where the Titanic found a watery grave. The contest between the rival forces is not confined to the open ocean, but is waged close to the coast and in the larger bays. It con tinues throughout the year, for at cer tain depths Ice-cold Arctic conditions are to he found In late summer, almost to the southernmost tip of Nova Scotia. The variable conditions so produced are responsible for the im mensity of our fishery resources, as well as for the great fluctuations from year to year In the amount of fish caught. So knowledge of the causes underlying these weather and water changes which will make their prediction possible beforehnnd will be of great value. The biological experts are studying the question and laying its basis for a rational series of pro duction. They have already discovered what conditions are good for fish and lobster culture and what nre not, so they know when It pays best to spread the young fry from the fish hatcheries. Montreal Family Herald. EARLY CHRISTIANS IN JAPAN Treasures Carefully Put Away by Learned Statesman Found After Three Hundred Years. A large number of documents, hooks and personal effects relating to early Christian activities in Japan has been found by Marquis Tokujun Tokujtawn, the Detroit News reports. Christian things were burned and believers pros ecuted during the time of Prince Mlt sukunl Tokugnwa, who died in T(V1. and the shogun secured this collection from the things seized in all parts of the country. After using It ns refer ence material for his "History of Great Japan," the prince carefully stored It away In sealed cabinets In a warehouse In MIto, and there, after H0O years' obscurity, It was recently found hy Marquis Tokujun. Among the books Is a copy of the RUde written In Romujl, which repre sents the original sound of the Japa nese language. This Hlble Is one of only two such copies of the Scriptures. Among the personal effects are pe culiar religious garments which were worn by the Japanese Christians at the time of the Aniakusa rebellion. Rattan Chairs. When chair bottoms of rattan be- i come loose and baggy stand them In I tub and pour two or three kettles of boiling water through the woven rat- i tan. Do this on a bright day and set the chairs In the sun. In a few hours the bottoms will be as tight and straight as when they were new. AT LEAST HAD HAPPY ENDING! Unfortunate Bird Cut Off In His Prime, but One Good Thing Might Be Observed. A rare play on words was perpetrat ed upon the members of the Kiwantu club by Rev. A. H. Lord, rector of St. James' Episcopal church, in a recent address. An Industrious hen, Mr. Lord said, sat upon a nest of eggs so efficiently Uiat she was rewarded with 32 chil dren. Eleven were little girls and one was a little boy. Soon the little boy grew large, with a fine tail, a beautiful red comb and a lusty voice. The mother and all of the little sisters were tremendously proud of brother and talked and thought about him a great deal. Then one day the minister came unexpectedly to the house of the lady who cared for the entire family. Something had to be done to celebrate the occasion in a fitting manner. So one of the boys In the family was dispatched to secure a chicken. Perhaps he was not overly intel ligent, but, at any rate, he chose the remarkable brother to grace the table. Heports are lacking of how the min ister enjoyed his meal, but the be reaved family was filled wltj woe. They wept and wept and wept. But at length a more optimistic sis ter dried her tears somewhat and said between sobs. "Well, anyway, mother, we can always console ourselves with the fact that he entered the ministry." "Yes," the mother answered tearful ly, "and he would probably have never made a good layman." Milwaukee Journal. WHEN SALADS WERE 'GREENS' Also Recalling the Days When All Vegetables Were Boiled Before They Were Served. Salad is a peculiar thing. It Is only about twenty years old in the corners of America. It is an Imported prod uct. The generation just befor ours called the same thing "greens." Also they cooked the greens before they put them on the tuble. It's a new idea that raw green vege tables provide a certain amount of mineral salts, vltamines and other ac cessories to health. The balanced diet Is something that mother did not know anything about when she cooked for the chicken pie social in the church basement. The only salad known In those days was chicken salad and the only recognized "greens" In tills was celery. If some advanced cook put In a little lettuce and an elder of the church happened to get It In his help ing there would be a two-hour prayer on the next Wednesday night. In the old days all salads were cooked. There was no such things as hearts of lettuce. In the spring we had "greens." In the winter we had boiled cabbage or what has recently been called "liberty cabbage." On "Main Street" salad is still con sidered a foreign dish something that the "French do," something that is served only when the preacher conies or when one wants to make a special splurge. Tubular Springs. It was Ernoult, the French engineer, who invented a spring formed of a colled-steel tube, In which, it is claimed, are found certain advantages over springs made of solid metal. It Is well known that a tube Is much stronger and more rigid than a bar of the same material of equal weight, from which It might be assumed that a tube would not form a flexible spring. Hut Ernoult has, It appears, proved that a tube Is more flexible than a bar of the same exterior dimen sions. It will be observed that the two principles nre not In conflict. Owing to Its smaller mass and consequently smaller inertia the tubular spring re sponds more quickly, und should, for that reason, be specially useful for many purposes, particularly in avia tion. Exchange. Saved the Day. At a dinner party which I recently attended the maid failed to bring my serving; the hostess, not observing this, began eating and the others fol lowed. We had been reading our place' cards and having a little fun over them. Mine read, "Because you're like a rose at morn I'm placing beside you n thorn" (Mr. Thome). Soon the guests began to notice my dilemma and to look embarrassed, either for tie or my hostess, I don't know which, so to save the day I said. "Because you are no very thin, I know you never eat a thing." Not a good rhyme, but the langh went round. I was served, and every thing went well. Detroit Free Press. Costumes, Ancient and Modern. The long, one-piece dress so much in vogue today is similar to that worn by the women of ancient Egypt. The words of an account describing the dresses worn by Egyptian women more than 3,000 years ago might easily be mistaken for lines from a modern newspaper story of clothes worn by the women of fashion at some smart affair: "The dresses of women con sisted of s loose rube reaching to the ankles, with tight or full sleeves, fastened at the neck with a string Over these robes they sometime wore a sort of petticoat secured at the waist by a girdle. The women of the higher classes secured the loose dress at the waist with a colored sash." Boston Globe. ' MAKE O. A. C. Tour Next Goal You havo finished high school and, like all wide-awake grad uates, are looking to college. The State of Oregon offers you the best of training and a col legiate degree in the leading pursuits and professions, as follows: Engineering, Agriculture, Com merce, Forestry, Home Eco nomics, Military Science and Tactics, Mining, Pharmacy, Vo cational Education and Music. Student life at the College is rich in opportunities for leadership and personal culture. FALL TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER 28, 1923 For information write to THE REGISTRAR Oregon Agricultural College Corvallis UNiyfflsiTYf Oregon The UNIVERSITY of OREGON contains: The College of Literature, Science and the Arts with 22 departments. The professional schools of Archi tecture and Allied Arts Business Administration Education Grad uate Study Journalism Law Medicine Music Physical Edu cation Sociology Extension. For a catalogue or any information Write The Rejittrar, UniVertitg of Oregon, Eugene. Oregon. The 48th Year Opens September 25, 1923 Seed Us Your and address on a postcard orinalet- leranu we win mail free and postpaid, a sample copy of Popular Mechanics MAGAZINE the most wonderful magazine pub lished. 160 pages and 400 pictures every month, that will entertain every member of the family. It contains interesting and instructive arti cles on the Home, Farm, Shop and Office the newest developments in Radio. Avia tion, Automobile and Garage. Each issue contains something to interest everybody. We do not employ subscription solicitors so you will not be urged tosubscribeand you are not obligating yourself in the least in asking for a free sample copy. We gladly send it to prospective readere. If you like it you can buy a copy every month from any newsdealer or send us your subscription $3.00 for one year. Popular Mechanics Company 300-214 E. Ontario Stmt, CHICAGO, ILL. rnvulnr Mechanics building la decolct ezUutwlu ut Utt production of this CALL FOR COUNTY WARRANTS. All General Fund Warrants o Morrow County, Oregon, registered on or before December 31, 1922, will be paid on presentation at the offioo of the County Treasurer on or after August 6th, 1923, on which date in terest on said warrants will cc-ase. Dated at Heppner, Oregon, July 23, 1923. LEOX W. ERIGOS, 13-11 County Treasurer. 1 00 .00 REWARD $ 1 OO . 00 I will pay the above reward of $100 to any person furnishing me information that will lead to the ar rest and conviction of any person or persons having In their possession and holding any sheep bearing my brand. My brand la a Circle Bar. a circle with bar across.) Dated at Boardman, Oregon, this 7th day of July, 1923. M. C. MARSHALL, lltf Boardman, Ore. LOST Red and white 3-year-old steer; branded H. Last seen one mile above Heppner. Reward. Inquire at Herald office. lp4i 1 '