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THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
Tuesday, August 7, 1923
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
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Heppner, Oregon
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HEPPNER, OREGON
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HEPPNE-R, OREGON
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IELKH0RNI
GOING TOO FAR 8
By ELEANOR K. BACON 3
in JJ, by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
H"UJE Geoffrey Wlntons stood on the
deck of u channel steamer and
watched the white cliffy of Dover melt
Into the sky Hue.
Mrs. Winston threw back her fur
cape impatiently, and at the same mo
ment Geoffrey turned up his coat collar
and shivered.
"Oh, there It goes!" cried Mrs. Win
ton suddenly. She made a frantic
dutch at Geoffrey's hat us. dislodged by
a puff of wind, it skidded past her.
With her usual efficiency she recap
tured it with a well-timed movement.
"Goodness, Geoffrey ! I believe you
would lose your head if It were not
fastened on," she declared. And. In
deed, Geoffrey's chief characteristic.
with the exception of his absent-mind.
edness, seemed to be his talent for
dropping his belongings.
it lsn t a bit rough today," she said
presently. "We are going to have a
fine crossing."
The floor heaved under them nml
Geoffrey turned a shade paler.
"""k ill sit down. Martha" hn
said a trifle uncertainly. IT iow, a
divided course toward his steamer
chair. A copy of Birrell's "Oblta
Dicta" fell from his pocket, and Mrs.
winion mechanically ruir lr into 1,1.
hands, tucked him nn In lll Otuomui.
rug, and handed him an apple from a
capacious bug on her arm.
I brought this because von nlwnvs
like un apple between meals," she re
marked solicitously. "I'll ko down now
und see where Helen is. You feel all
right, don't you, Ooogoo?"
Geoffrey wished his wife would not
call him, Googuo, (.Ven in strictest pri
vacy, lie bud begged her earnest.lv
mid affectionately to drop it, hut with
the directness that distinguished all her
words und acts she told him it was a
tribute to the Imperishable infant In
him, and she could not give It up.
iou are un inlant in so many wavs.
Geoffrey," she used to say, with a sigh.
ueuny, at tunes you seem fitted for
nothing more advanced than bibs and
a perambulator. And If you don't try
to overcome your overwhelming absent-
mindedness I in truly at'ruld that some
day you will go too far. Why, you are
as Irresponsible us the proverbial new
born babe. I don't know what you
would do without mo to look after
you !"
When she disappeared he sighed and
was about to open his book when, drift
ing across bis vision, came bis daugh
ter Helen and "That Young Idiot,"
The young man so classified in Geof
frey's mind, to un impartial eye, could
and did give pleasure. He was rather
short und slight, Willi blue eyes ut
present brimming with devotion, and a
smile thiit could charm an iill-iluv
sucker away from the greediest child.
Geoffrey would have been the first to
.Yield Id l if he hud not so fiercely re
sented Its effect 011 Ids cherished und
only child.
liie two absorbed young persons
slopped directly in front of Geoffrey.
Oil the face of Helen's lover four let
ters shone us if emblazoned in celes
tial light.
'Young Idiot !" Geoffrey silently ex
ploded, returning to ills book with an
impaired Interest.
Half an hour slipped away. He tln-
isbed tin chapter, 'Cambridge and the
l'oels," and, looking down, became
aware of the ragged apple core In his
hand.
Alter a moment or two of inertia, hi
leys began to agitate the steamer rug,
at tlrsi Ineffectually, then more und
more violently.
Struggling heroically, he at last dis
entangled himself, and rose unsteadily
to his feet. He was very, very dizzy,
Willi a soi l of I Micky 1 laddies feeling
that the si.y was about to fall at his
feet, lie gazed wistfully toward Hel
en's iinlilial bin k. No thought of a
k parent disturbed her mind ns
she inclined un exuuisltelv modeled lit
tle car to her lover's litany.
Geoffrey leaned over his chair and
iiflcil himself with mysterious little
Jerking of the steamer rug. Very care
fully he put the apple core in his empty
sent, lie changed its position several
tunes, each time becoming more dis
hed with the result. Finally he
threw the rug over it. onlv bull' con-
ng it, and begun an unstudied too
lance toward the rail.
Ills zigzag route led him avoiy from
his daughter's vicinity, so that when
he leaned on the rail he was still uu-
ibseived.
A moment's pause, then, with almost
unlmllouible grace and dexterity, Geof
frey hurled himself over the rail.
Twenty minutes later Geoffrey and
'That Young Idiot" were lying on
deck, wrapped In blankets and solici
tude. Geoffrey opened his eyes. Mar
tha's face, white and strained from
suppressed emotion, bent over him.
Helen was tucklug the rug around his
feet.
Geoffrey turned his head and his
eye met the blue, friendly gai: of his
life preserver, whose persuasive smile
instantly shone upon him.
Geoffrey' face twitched. Then he
smiled warmly buck, and two shining
and beautiful words took form In his
mind. "My son."
Dog Finds Treasure Chest.
A dug digging on a plantation near
Courtland, Ala., uncovered an old
chest containing a large number of
gold sad silver coins dating from 170O
to lSilO. The discovery ends a long
search for treasure which a local
logvnd says was burled In the neigh
borhood by a faithful slave during the
Civil wur. Capper's Weekly.
New York life
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ways than one.
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death.
It protects your business, of which you are,
perhaps, the most valuable asset, while you are
living.
It protects your credit in times of financial
stringency by the loan privilege it offers.
It protects you by substantial payments if to
tally disabled by accident or disease.
It pays double in case of accidental death.
The New York Life offers many different plans
of insurance each of highest merit in its place.
Can you afford to take chances against fate
when you can secure absolutely reliable and
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Think it over.
Phone Main 13 or write us and we will be glad
to call and show yourself and your wife just
what these policies are.
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S. A. PATTISON, Resident Agent
HEPPNER, OREGON
GILLIAM & BISBEE'S
COLUMN
If a McCormack Header is your
choice, buy it now. No McCormack
Headers manufactured since 1922
and there will be no more made. The
Deering will take the place of the
McCormack. We have a few Mc-'
Cormack's in stock for this season.
The most economical way to take
care of your grain hay is with a
Binder. We have both the McCor
mack and Deering.
With such a large crop all over the
Northwest there is likely to be a
shortage of Binder Twine. Buy it
now while we have it in stock. Su
perior Manilla, 650 feet to the pound.
We have a good stock of McCor
mack and Deering extras, also Mal
able Chain Belting.
We try to have everything neces
sary to rig up for harvest Oils,
Greases, Doubletrees Singletrees,
and a lot of other things and what
we have not got we will get for you.
Come in and see us when you need
anything and we will try to give you
one hundred cents worth for a dollar.
Gilliam & Bisbee
More Fun Than Round Ball.
A solid rubber ball w ith ten cor
ners and twelve faces has been made
to furnish additional excitement to
games usually played with a round
bull. I'nder the same conditions, an
ordinary ball will always act In one
certain TTfty. Th new hall Is any
thing but dependable, says Popular
Mechanics Magazine. No mutter how
carefully the players may endeavor to
duplicate a special rebound, the like
lihood Is that every time It hits th
floor, it bounces off In a slightly dif
ferent direction.
Woman's Responsible Position.
The managing director of one of the.
largest machinery supply firms la
woman, who travels all over Europe
sod America. She is paid a large sal
ary as managing director and gets a
commission on all machinery she sells.
Velvet on Hats.
Many of the new hats show velvet
ribbon trimming, which Is a revival of
t one-time popular vogue. These rib
bons range In width fnim two to six 1
lnchee and make a rich trimming. New 1
straw and felt hats also show facings 1
of velvet. I
STUDY CONDITIONS OF OCEAN
Experts Constantly at Work to Dis
cover Causes That Produce Varl
atio'ns Long Observed.
Weather predictions for the sea are
still to come, but knowledge of the
physical conditions in our waters is
rapidly augmenting. On and off our
coast a never-ending battle Is in prog
ress between the Labrador current
With its icy freight from the Arctic
regions, and the Gulf etrenm with its
stored heat from the tropics. The
chief battleground lies on and near
the grand bank of Newfoundland, not
far from where the Titanic found a
watery grave. The contest between
the rival forces is not confined to the
open ocean, but is waged close to the
coast and in the larger bays. It con
tinues throughout the year, for at cer
tain depths Ice-cold Arctic conditions
are to he found In late summer, almost
to the southernmost tip of Nova
Scotia. The variable conditions so
produced are responsible for the im
mensity of our fishery resources,
as well as for the great fluctuations
from year to year In the amount of
fish caught. So knowledge of the
causes underlying these weather and
water changes which will make their
prediction possible beforehnnd will be
of great value. The biological experts
are studying the question and laying
its basis for a rational series of pro
duction. They have already discovered
what conditions are good for fish and
lobster culture and what nre not,
so they know when It pays best to
spread the young fry from the fish
hatcheries. Montreal Family Herald.
EARLY CHRISTIANS IN JAPAN
Treasures Carefully Put Away by
Learned Statesman Found After
Three Hundred Years.
A large number of documents, hooks
and personal effects relating to early
Christian activities in Japan has been
found by Marquis Tokujun Tokujtawn,
the Detroit News reports. Christian
things were burned and believers pros
ecuted during the time of Prince Mlt
sukunl Tokugnwa, who died in T(V1.
and the shogun secured this collection
from the things seized in all parts of
the country. After using It ns refer
ence material for his "History of
Great Japan," the prince carefully
stored It away In sealed cabinets In a
warehouse In MIto, and there, after
H0O years' obscurity, It was recently
found hy Marquis Tokujun.
Among the books Is a copy of the
RUde written In Romujl, which repre
sents the original sound of the Japa
nese language. This Hlble Is one of
only two such copies of the Scriptures.
Among the personal effects are pe
culiar religious garments which were
worn by the Japanese Christians at
the time of the Aniakusa rebellion.
Rattan Chairs.
When chair bottoms of rattan be-
i come loose and baggy stand them In
I tub and pour two or three kettles of
boiling water through the woven rat-
i tan. Do this on a bright day and set
the chairs In the sun. In a few hours
the bottoms will be as tight and
straight as when they were new.
AT LEAST HAD HAPPY ENDING!
Unfortunate Bird Cut Off In His Prime,
but One Good Thing Might
Be Observed.
A rare play on words was perpetrat
ed upon the members of the Kiwantu
club by Rev. A. H. Lord, rector of St.
James' Episcopal church, in a recent
address.
An Industrious hen, Mr. Lord said,
sat upon a nest of eggs so efficiently
Uiat she was rewarded with 32 chil
dren. Eleven were little girls and one
was a little boy.
Soon the little boy grew large, with
a fine tail, a beautiful red comb and
a lusty voice. The mother and all of
the little sisters were tremendously
proud of brother and talked and
thought about him a great deal.
Then one day the minister came
unexpectedly to the house of the lady
who cared for the entire family.
Something had to be done to celebrate
the occasion in a fitting manner. So
one of the boys In the family was
dispatched to secure a chicken.
Perhaps he was not overly intel
ligent, but, at any rate, he chose the
remarkable brother to grace the table.
Heports are lacking of how the min
ister enjoyed his meal, but the be
reaved family was filled wltj woe.
They wept and wept and wept.
But at length a more optimistic sis
ter dried her tears somewhat and said
between sobs. "Well, anyway, mother,
we can always console ourselves with
the fact that he entered the ministry."
"Yes," the mother answered tearful
ly, "and he would probably have never
made a good layman." Milwaukee
Journal.
WHEN SALADS WERE 'GREENS'
Also Recalling the Days When All
Vegetables Were Boiled Before
They Were Served.
Salad is a peculiar thing. It Is only
about twenty years old in the corners
of America. It is an Imported prod
uct. The generation just befor ours
called the same thing "greens." Also
they cooked the greens before they
put them on the tuble.
It's a new idea that raw green vege
tables provide a certain amount of
mineral salts, vltamines and other ac
cessories to health. The balanced diet
Is something that mother did not know
anything about when she cooked for
the chicken pie social in the church
basement. The only salad known In
those days was chicken salad and the
only recognized "greens" In tills was
celery. If some advanced cook put In
a little lettuce and an elder of the
church happened to get It In his help
ing there would be a two-hour prayer
on the next Wednesday night.
In the old days all salads were
cooked. There was no such things as
hearts of lettuce. In the spring we
had "greens." In the winter we had
boiled cabbage or what has recently
been called "liberty cabbage."
On "Main Street" salad is still con
sidered a foreign dish something that
the "French do," something that is
served only when the preacher conies
or when one wants to make a special
splurge.
Tubular Springs.
It was Ernoult, the French engineer,
who invented a spring formed of a
colled-steel tube, In which, it is
claimed, are found certain advantages
over springs made of solid metal. It
Is well known that a tube Is much
stronger and more rigid than a bar
of the same material of equal weight,
from which It might be assumed that
a tube would not form a flexible
spring. Hut Ernoult has, It appears,
proved that a tube Is more flexible
than a bar of the same exterior dimen
sions. It will be observed that the two
principles nre not In conflict. Owing
to Its smaller mass and consequently
smaller inertia the tubular spring re
sponds more quickly, und should, for
that reason, be specially useful for
many purposes, particularly in avia
tion. Exchange.
Saved the Day.
At a dinner party which I recently
attended the maid failed to bring my
serving; the hostess, not observing
this, began eating and the others fol
lowed. We had been reading our place'
cards and having a little fun over
them. Mine read, "Because you're
like a rose at morn I'm placing beside
you n thorn" (Mr. Thome).
Soon the guests began to notice my
dilemma and to look embarrassed,
either for tie or my hostess, I don't
know which, so to save the day I said.
"Because you are no very thin, I know
you never eat a thing."
Not a good rhyme, but the langh
went round. I was served, and every
thing went well. Detroit Free Press.
Costumes, Ancient and Modern.
The long, one-piece dress so much in
vogue today is similar to that worn by
the women of ancient Egypt. The
words of an account describing the
dresses worn by Egyptian women more
than 3,000 years ago might easily be
mistaken for lines from a modern
newspaper story of clothes worn by
the women of fashion at some smart
affair: "The dresses of women con
sisted of s loose rube reaching to the
ankles, with tight or full sleeves,
fastened at the neck with a string
Over these robes they sometime
wore a sort of petticoat secured at the
waist by a girdle. The women of the
higher classes secured the loose dress
at the waist with a colored sash."
Boston Globe.
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O. A. C.
Tour Next Goal
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and, like all wide-awake grad
uates, are looking to college.
The State of Oregon offers you
the best of training and a col
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pursuits and professions, as
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Tactics, Mining, Pharmacy, Vo
cational Education and Music.
Student life at the College
is rich in opportunities for
leadership and personal
culture.
FALL TERM OPENS
SEPTEMBER 28, 1923
For information write to
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Oregon Agricultural College
Corvallis
UNiyfflsiTYf Oregon
The UNIVERSITY of OREGON
contains:
The College of Literature, Science
and the Arts with 22 departments.
The professional schools of Archi
tecture and Allied Arts Business
Administration Education Grad
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Medicine Music Physical Edu
cation Sociology Extension.
For a catalogue or any information
Write The Rejittrar, UniVertitg of
Oregon, Eugene. Oregon.
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CALL FOR COUNTY WARRANTS.
All General Fund Warrants o
Morrow County, Oregon, registered
on or before December 31, 1922, will
be paid on presentation at the offioo
of the County Treasurer on or after
August 6th, 1923, on which date in
terest on said warrants will cc-ase.
Dated at Heppner, Oregon, July
23, 1923.
LEOX W. ERIGOS,
13-11 County Treasurer.
1 00 .00 REWARD $ 1 OO . 00
I will pay the above reward
of
$100 to any person furnishing me
information that will lead to the ar
rest and conviction of any person or
persons having In their possession
and holding any sheep bearing my
brand. My brand la a Circle Bar. a
circle with bar across.)
Dated at Boardman, Oregon, this
7th day of July, 1923.
M. C. MARSHALL,
lltf Boardman, Ore.
LOST
Red and white 3-year-old steer;
branded H. Last seen one mile
above Heppner. Reward. Inquire
at Herald office.
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