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About Heppner herald. (Heppner, Or.) 1914-1924 | View Entire Issue (June 26, 1923)
PACE FOUR 1 THE HEPPNER HERALD., HEPPtfER, OREGON Tuesday, June 26, 1923 ' J. PROFESSIONAL CARDS J- j. j. .j. j j .j. j j 4 J DR. F. E. FARRIOR DENTIST Office Upstairs Over Postoffice Hoppner, Oregon S. E. NOTSON ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW Office In Court House HEPPNER, OREGON WOODSON & SWEEK ATTOKNEYS-AT-LAW Masonic Building HEPPNE-R, OREGON DR. A. D. McMURDO PHYSICIAN and SUIMJEON Tolephone 122 Office Patterson's Drug Store HEPPNER, OREGON DeLUXE ROOMS Summer Rates 75c & $1.00 Over Case Furniture Co. Satne E. Vim Vaclor It. R. Ruller Van VACTOR & BUTLER ATTOItNHYS-AT-I;AW Suite 304 First National Bank Bldg. THE DAI-I-ES, OKICGOIV. WATERS & ANDERSON Flltia INSURANCE Successors to ; C. C. Patterson HEPPNER, OREGON Phono 383 1. Wi! have money to loan FRED J. BAUER A Kent for Pacific lildir. it Loan Ass'n (leneral Id'al Mutate ami lnsuit'iiiice.. 100 1-2 East Soeoncl .Street Tin: im.u s, oki:;o iwt tUvao on tor yoa. Th a tTTEeBaDy Brand, too, but superfine quality. That's baby kangaroo skin. Elghteen flfty. You see, you've got to have style to your shoes, with insteps like them. Oh, them two old soldiers? I.pnime see oh, yes, I was telling you how they'd buy a pair of shoes between them. "Well, It seemed to me they alius used to quarrel and act contrary out of meanness with each other. If one of them wanted black shoes the other would have brown, and if one wanted laced shoes the other wanted button shoes. Hut the worst time they had was the last time they come In here. How do they feel, miss?" Well, you see, miss, an Instep as high as yours Is bound to net pinched. But I guess I ve got what you want. This Is the latest Kaby Brand model, made for special high Insteps and special small feet. Twenty-two-fifty. Yep, It's a bit high, but did you ever see a shoe with class like that to it? Well, if you don't like the very pointed toe, here's what you really want. Let me try them on for you. "Oh, I was telling you about them two old men, wasn't I? Well, the last time they come in one wanted farm boots and the other wanted patent leathers. You see, one of 'em had taken up land and the other was getting mar ried and sort of slicked up In his wnys. Well, sir, they had the worst set- to I ever see. From words they come to blows, and before I knew what was what each of them had whipped oft his wooden leg and was going for the other hammer and tongs. How do them shoes feel? "Well, they couldn't be separated no how. One of them swipes the other In the stomach and doubles him up, but not before the other had cracked his wooden leg down on the other one's head and busted his scalp open. It wasn't till then that we could calm them down. ' What happened? Why, one of 'em looks up at the other and says: I guess what we two old fools wants, Mike, is bedroom slippers.' "And, by gosh, they bought them. Yes, them shoes are twenty-five, but they're well worth the price with a classy foot like yours, miss." Wrist Watches Poor Timekeeper. Paris jewelers have their repair de partments clogged up with wrist watches. They state that no watch will stand a llgsaw life indefinitely. They also say ordinary watches must not be laid on a cold marble bureau ton during the night, as Is the habit of thousands, for watches require a certain amount of warmth afforded by bodily heat in the daytime and a cloth protection at night. Scientific Amer ican. HOW EARTH 'BECAME PEOPLtD American Ethnologist Believes South western Europe Was the Cradle of the Human Race. New York Life Insurance Co. affords the holder PROTECTION in more ways than one. It protects your family in the event of your death. It protects your business, of which you are, perhaps, the most valuable asset, while you are living. It protects your credit in times of financial stringency by the loan privilege it offers. It protects you by substantial payments if to tally disabled by accident or disease. It pays double in case of accidental death. The New York Life offers many different plans of insurance each of highest merit in its place. Can you afford to take chances against fate when you can secure absolutely reliable and trustworthy protection at a moderate cost? Think it over. Phone Main 13 or write us and we will be glad to call and show yourself and your wife just what these policies are. New York Life Insurace Co. S. A. PATTISON, Resident Agent HEPPNER, OREGON Champion Wolf Trapper. B. F. Pope, predatory animal In spector for the United States Bureau of Biological Survey, Is recognized as the "champion wolf catcher of the United States," and has the reputa tion of always "getting his wolf." He has given his life to the work. Mr. Pope began the work of destroy ing predatory animals when he was twelve years old. He was raised on a ranch in western Texas and devoted his time to the work when conditions reached the point where It was Im possible to let cattle graze without a guard being placed over them to pro tect them from the woUes, coyotes and bobcats. A few years later he -started living with an old trapper who was famed all over Texas for his success in trapping wolves. During this period Mr. Pope said he got his most valu able experience and learned the superi ority of scientific trapping over un scientific methods. The Nightie and Nine My most embarrassing moment oc curred one day when my employer, a merchandise man who often writes advertisements for newspapers, asked me to spell the word "ninety." There is a glass partition between his desk and mine, and I was busily engaged writing some letters. I mis understood him and spelled the word "nightie," thinking he was engaged in writing an ad advertising Infants' wear. What he really was doing was writing out a check for ninety dollars. It was indeed a most embarrassing moment, but I must say my boss enjoyed a good heaity laugh at my expense. Exchange. SUMMONS Dr. A I ilo-isl, lllg: A Pair of Small CM By ANTHONY REIMERT 00, Ol'IiK we p trouble u .'i-WHp.iiM.r 1'niull lliiil kinil, miss. The villi your foul Is, II small. Vim si c, miss, you really ought to have your si s made for yon. What joti take is n medium chililien's si.'.e, anil lliey ilon't slock many of them. But I guess I ti i 'II about tit you. "Wear? (Hi, sure! That's good for a lifetime. That's a real elusxy shoe, that Is. Twelve dollars. Well, you got to have a good shoe to set oil' a fool like yours. You can't near 11 einiiiiniii shoe with them Insteps, neither. 11 wouldn't look right nohow. "No, miss, I can't say as I've ever had a customer with a fool as small as yours before leastways, not with a high arch like (hat, what water would flow under. Bui we sure do have seine unusual customers ill here. Did 1 ever tell you about the two one logged men that used to come in here? "Why- let me see I can't remember their names Jest now. 1 guess they're dead. Veterans of the Spanish war, they were, I guess, hut getting 011 In years. They come in here two or three times. Cond friends they were, hut they alius used to quarrel about their shoes nuarrelcd like cats pud dogs, s. "Well, If you don't like them, I've got Jest the thing for von. I've sud denly remembered. It's our Baby Bland shoo, made specially for small feet. I'll bring ou a pair if you'll Jest sit down a minute longer. "Hero you are, miss. fifteen dol lars, but ain't lliey dandles? A shoe like that Is a shoe that is a shoe. Some class to thai. You see, miss with 11 foot like yours you can't afford to wear but let ine try I hem oil and you shall Judge for yourself. "Oh, about them two old soldiers. Where was I? Yes, sure. Quarreled like cats and dogs, they did. You see. one of 'em had lost his right leg and the other bis left leg, and as they both took the same size they useter come hi and buy a pair between 'em. And very glad 1 was to serve them, since they'd lost their limbs fighting for their coun try. "Well, the trouble was there, don't those look tine? Might have been cus tom made. Yes, fifteen dollars, miss. Too tight? Why. miss, I'd call them too loose, If anything. You st, with a foot like yours t)h, well, let me try you with another style I've got right here. ."There you are, miss. Jest let me Ilnllicka, the American eh coiil rlbiiles to the proceed Ihe American Phil iely an Important paper on the peopling of Asia, which "constitutes one of the greatest problems of an thropology." concludes, says the Selfiullie American. Unit the cradle of huiuanily was essentially south western lhirope, will, later the .Medi terranean basin, western Asia and Af rica. Ii is primarily from Kurope and secondarily from these regions that the earth was people,, llMd this peo pling was comparatively recent. lOarly man was unable to people the globe owing to his insuitielent effectiveness and until the end of glacial times and his old stone cull ure he had evidently nil lie could do to preserve mere ex istence, only an advance In culture could enable him to control his en vironment and secure a steady surplus of births over deaths. The cause of man's peopling of the world was not a mere wish to do so. hut the necessity arising from growing numbers and cor respondingly decreasing supply of food. It ws this which eventually led to agriculture. This spreading over the globe was conditioned by three great law s movement In the di rection of least resistance; movement In the direction of the greatest pros pects; movement due to a force from behind, or compulsion. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON, FOR THE COUNTY OF MORROW. Edwin H. Miller, and Edward C. Miller, and Ada W. F. Miller, his Wife Plaintiffs vs. Lewis 0. Welch, Ida Crow, and A. Kunkle; also all other persons or parties unknown claiming" : any right, title, estate,, lien or interest in the real estate described in the complaint herein Defendants. To Lewis O. Welch, Ida Crow, and A. Kunkle; also all other persons or parties unknown claiming any right, title, estate, lien or interest in the real estate described in the complaint herein, defendants: IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF OREGON, you and each of you are hereby required to appear and answer plaintiffs' complaint filed against you in the above entitled court and cause on or before six weeks from the date of the first pub lication of this summons upon you, and if you fail to so appear or an swer, for want thereof, the plaintiffs will apply to the above entitled court for the relief prayed for in their complaint, to-wit: For a decree that the title to the South half of Sec tion four (4) in Township one (1) South, Range twenty-six (26) East of Willamette Meridian, be quieted; that the plaintiffs be adjudged to be the owners in fee simple thereof; that you and each of you be forever barred from claiming any right, title, estate, lien or interest therein, and for such other and further relief as may be just and equitable. This summons is published upon you in the Hoppner Herald once a w-eek for six successive weeks pur suant to an order of Hon. Wm, T. Campbell, Judge of the County Court of tho State of Oregon for Morrow County, which order is dated May 10th, 1923, and the date of the first publiaction of the summons is May 15th, 1923. JOS. J. NY3, 3-9 Attorney for Plaintiff. Postoffice address: Heppner, Oregon. For eggs next winter, use Kerr's poultry supplies now. Brown & Lowry. A fine son was born to Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Crawford Saturday, June 16th, and the young gentleman has been named Hugh Vawter, after his two grandfathers. Send Us Your NflWtA 311(1 address on a ilttluC postcardorinalet- ici ana we win mail free and postpaid, a sample copy of Popular Mechanics MACAZINK the most wonderful magazine pub lished. 160 pages and 400 picture, every month, that will entertain every member of the family. It contains interesting and instructive arti cles on the Home, Farm, Shop and Office -the newest developments in Radio Avia! tion. Automobile and Garage. Each issue contains something to interest everybody! f,n0t ?2 ,oy subs"iPt'on solicitors so you will not be urged to subscribe and you are not obligating yourself in the least in a?ki, 8 fo5 a flee sP'e copy We gladly send it to prospective readers. If month from any newsdealer or send uk your subscription -$3.00 for one year. Popular Mechanics Company 2K-21 E. Ontario Stro.t, CHICAGO, ILL. excltutociy to Me production of ihit 1 ffc tf'CUt VWUUSltU. I II OP INTEREST TO THE LADIES For the latest and best in 'MILLIXERY, CORSETS and WOMEN'S WEAR See Mrs. L'G. Herren rhoiie 502 PIANO SACRIFICE Beautiful piano for sale in this vi cinity at big saving and terms ?10 ! monthly to good people. For par- j ticulars write Cline Music Co., 701 , Washington St., Portland Ore. 8-9 ' CAUSED LAUGHTER IN CHUrTH Small Donald's Remark Too Much for Cense of Humor of Those Who Heard It This !s printed for the benefit of a certain I.os Angeles minister who is probahly m;i wmiderinu how it hap pened Hint a certain portion of his orntwhtlp detvrom oon;.-iv;itlon Ini'iihed out loud In the middle of the offertory the o;'.i,r Sunday. This Is Mhtit happened: It was Ponald's first experience In Kfown-up ehureli though the little elui p had attended Sunday school. When the collection was ooipg taken, his father placed the weekly family offering In the plate. The pev'v whs a short one, and no other contri bution was received from It. Evidently this aroused Donald's curiosity, for he blurted out, with all the eiiitcrness of childhood mini to understand : 'Tit. did you have to nay for the wllolo r.tvv?" jjilCN.t0 KF.VAR1V-1$100.0 Wo will pay the above reward fot Information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of the party or parties that have been cutting wira fences on our ranches. This ap plio.i to any and all ranches owned by us. HYND BROS. Heppner, Ore., April 10, 1923. 6i)-tf Kirk Bus & Transfer Co. Wm. M. KIRK, Proprietor We Thank you for past patronage and solicit a continuance of the same. Our best service is for you. Leave orders at- Case Furniture Co. or Phone Main 664 Leave Orders at Hotel Patrick. BAGGAGE. EXPRESS. FRETGHT. COUNTRY TRIPS & GENERAL HAULING Thomson Bros. NEW SUMMER SHIRTS of silky, serviceable Soiesette, Poplin, Silk and Cotton Pongee. Broadcloth with collar attached. Sizes 14 to 13. Prices range $1.25 to $5.00 Work Shirts in sizes 14 to 20 Priced at $1 - $1 .25 - $1.50 POULTRY Supplies We are fully stocked with all kinds of chicken feed from baby chicks to laying hens Don't overlook the fact that your poultry needs shell and grit as well as i'ood. Supply Your Poultry at Our Store Peoples Hdw. Co. Heppner, Oregon Forehanded People Inside of the vault of the bank are located the individvual Safe Deposit Boxes main tained for those forehanded people who want the BLST OF PROTECTION for their valuables. Bonds, stocks, insurance policies, mortgage?, records, receipts, jewelry, trink ets, etc, deserve better protection than they receive when kept in an office safe, tin box or hidden away somewhere. This bank has these Safe Deposit Boxes for rent at the rate of two dollars a vear and up, according to the size of the boxit offers you the opportunity to keep vour valuables where if keeps its own. Rent a Safe Deposit Box today, for the number now vacant is limited. Farmers and Stockgrowers National Bank HEPPNER, OREGON I 1 y si
