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THE HEPPNER HERALD., HEPPtfER, OREGON
Tuesday, June 26, 1923 '
J. PROFESSIONAL CARDS J-
j. j. .j. j j .j. j j 4 J
DR. F. E. FARRIOR
DENTIST
Office Upstairs Over Postoffice
Hoppner, Oregon
S. E. NOTSON
ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW
Office In Court House
HEPPNER, OREGON
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTOKNEYS-AT-LAW
Masonic Building
HEPPNE-R, OREGON
DR. A. D. McMURDO
PHYSICIAN and SUIMJEON
Tolephone 122
Office Patterson's Drug Store
HEPPNER, OREGON
DeLUXE ROOMS
Summer Rates
75c & $1.00
Over Case Furniture Co.
Satne E. Vim Vaclor It. R. Ruller
Van VACTOR & BUTLER
ATTOItNHYS-AT-I;AW
Suite 304 First National Bank Bldg.
THE DAI-I-ES, OKICGOIV.
WATERS & ANDERSON
Flltia INSURANCE
Successors to
; C. C. Patterson
HEPPNER, OREGON
Phono 383 1. Wi! have money to loan
FRED J. BAUER
A Kent for Pacific lildir. it Loan Ass'n
(leneral Id'al Mutate ami lnsuit'iiiice..
100 1-2 East Soeoncl .Street
Tin: im.u s, oki:;o
iwt tUvao on tor yoa. Th a tTTEeBaDy
Brand, too, but superfine quality.
That's baby kangaroo skin. Elghteen
flfty. You see, you've got to have style
to your shoes, with insteps like them.
Oh, them two old soldiers? I.pnime see
oh, yes, I was telling you how they'd
buy a pair of shoes between them.
"Well, It seemed to me they alius
used to quarrel and act contrary out of
meanness with each other. If one of
them wanted black shoes the other
would have brown, and if one wanted
laced shoes the other wanted button
shoes. Hut the worst time they had
was the last time they come In here.
How do they feel, miss?"
Well, you see, miss, an Instep as high
as yours Is bound to net pinched. But
I guess I ve got what you want. This
Is the latest Kaby Brand model, made
for special high Insteps and special
small feet. Twenty-two-fifty. Yep, It's
a bit high, but did you ever see a shoe
with class like that to it? Well, if you
don't like the very pointed toe, here's
what you really want. Let me try
them on for you.
"Oh, I was telling you about them
two old men, wasn't I? Well, the last
time they come in one wanted farm
boots and the other wanted patent
leathers. You see, one of 'em had taken
up land and the other was getting mar
ried and sort of slicked up In his wnys.
Well, sir, they had the worst set-
to I ever see. From words they come
to blows, and before I knew what was
what each of them had whipped oft his
wooden leg and was going for the other
hammer and tongs. How do them
shoes feel?
"Well, they couldn't be separated no
how. One of them swipes the other In
the stomach and doubles him up, but
not before the other had cracked his
wooden leg down on the other one's
head and busted his scalp open. It
wasn't till then that we could calm
them down. '
What happened? Why, one of 'em
looks up at the other and says:
I guess what we two old fools
wants, Mike, is bedroom slippers.'
"And, by gosh, they bought them.
Yes, them shoes are twenty-five, but
they're well worth the price with a
classy foot like yours, miss."
Wrist Watches Poor Timekeeper.
Paris jewelers have their repair de
partments clogged up with wrist
watches. They state that no watch
will stand a llgsaw life indefinitely.
They also say ordinary watches must
not be laid on a cold marble bureau
ton during the night, as Is the habit
of thousands, for watches require a
certain amount of warmth afforded by
bodily heat in the daytime and a cloth
protection at night. Scientific Amer
ican.
HOW EARTH 'BECAME PEOPLtD
American Ethnologist Believes South
western Europe Was the Cradle
of the Human Race.
New York Life
Insurance Co.
affords the holder PROTECTION in more
ways than one.
It protects your family in the event of your
death.
It protects your business, of which you are,
perhaps, the most valuable asset, while you are
living.
It protects your credit in times of financial
stringency by the loan privilege it offers.
It protects you by substantial payments if to
tally disabled by accident or disease.
It pays double in case of accidental death.
The New York Life offers many different plans
of insurance each of highest merit in its place.
Can you afford to take chances against fate
when you can secure absolutely reliable and
trustworthy protection at a moderate cost?
Think it over.
Phone Main 13 or write us and we will be glad
to call and show yourself and your wife just
what these policies are.
New York Life Insurace Co.
S. A. PATTISON, Resident Agent
HEPPNER, OREGON
Champion Wolf Trapper.
B. F. Pope, predatory animal In
spector for the United States Bureau
of Biological Survey, Is recognized as
the "champion wolf catcher of the
United States," and has the reputa
tion of always "getting his wolf." He
has given his life to the work.
Mr. Pope began the work of destroy
ing predatory animals when he was
twelve years old. He was raised on
a ranch in western Texas and devoted
his time to the work when conditions
reached the point where It was Im
possible to let cattle graze without a
guard being placed over them to pro
tect them from the woUes, coyotes and
bobcats. A few years later he -started
living with an old trapper who was
famed all over Texas for his success
in trapping wolves. During this period
Mr. Pope said he got his most valu
able experience and learned the superi
ority of scientific trapping over un
scientific methods.
The Nightie and Nine
My most embarrassing moment oc
curred one day when my employer, a
merchandise man who often writes
advertisements for newspapers, asked
me to spell the word "ninety."
There is a glass partition between
his desk and mine, and I was busily
engaged writing some letters. I mis
understood him and spelled the word
"nightie," thinking he was engaged in
writing an ad advertising Infants'
wear. What he really was doing was
writing out a check for ninety dollars.
It was indeed a most embarrassing
moment, but I must say my boss
enjoyed a good heaity laugh at my
expense. Exchange.
SUMMONS
Dr. A I
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A Pair of Small
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By ANTHONY REIMERT
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trouble u
.'i-WHp.iiM.r 1'niull
lliiil kinil, miss. The
villi your foul Is, II
small. Vim si c, miss, you really ought
to have your si s made for yon. What
joti take is n medium chililien's si.'.e,
anil lliey ilon't slock many of them.
But I guess I ti i 'II about tit you.
"Wear? (Hi, sure! That's good for a
lifetime. That's a real elusxy shoe, that
Is. Twelve dollars. Well, you got to
have a good shoe to set oil' a fool like
yours. You can't near 11 einiiiiniii shoe
with them Insteps, neither. 11 wouldn't
look right nohow.
"No, miss, I can't say as I've ever
had a customer with a fool as small as
yours before leastways, not with a
high arch like (hat, what water would
flow under. Bui we sure do have seine
unusual customers ill here. Did 1 ever
tell you about the two one logged men
that used to come in here?
"Why- let me see I can't remember
their names Jest now. 1 guess they're
dead. Veterans of the Spanish war,
they were, I guess, hut getting 011 In
years. They come in here two or three
times. Cond friends they were, hut
they alius used to quarrel about their
shoes nuarrelcd like cats pud dogs,
s.
"Well, If you don't like them, I've
got Jest the thing for von. I've sud
denly remembered. It's our Baby
Bland shoo, made specially for small
feet. I'll bring ou a pair if you'll Jest
sit down a minute longer.
"Hero you are, miss. fifteen dol
lars, but ain't lliey dandles? A shoe
like that Is a shoe that is a shoe. Some
class to thai. You see, miss with 11
foot like yours you can't afford to wear
but let ine try I hem oil and you shall
Judge for yourself.
"Oh, about them two old soldiers.
Where was I? Yes, sure. Quarreled
like cats and dogs, they did. You see.
one of 'em had lost his right leg and
the other bis left leg, and as they both
took the same size they useter come hi
and buy a pair between 'em. And very
glad 1 was to serve them, since they'd
lost their limbs fighting for their coun
try. "Well, the trouble was there, don't
those look tine? Might have been cus
tom made. Yes, fifteen dollars, miss.
Too tight? Why. miss, I'd call them
too loose, If anything. You st, with a
foot like yours t)h, well, let me try
you with another style I've got right
here.
."There you are, miss. Jest let me
Ilnllicka, the American eh
coiil rlbiiles to the proceed
Ihe American Phil
iely an Important paper on the
peopling of Asia, which "constitutes
one of the greatest problems of an
thropology." concludes, says the
Selfiullie American. Unit the cradle
of huiuanily was essentially south
western lhirope, will, later the .Medi
terranean basin, western Asia and Af
rica. Ii is primarily from Kurope and
secondarily from these regions that
the earth was people,, llMd this peo
pling was comparatively recent. lOarly
man was unable to people the globe
owing to his insuitielent effectiveness
and until the end of glacial times and
his old stone cull ure he had evidently
nil lie could do to preserve mere ex
istence, only an advance In culture
could enable him to control his en
vironment and secure a steady surplus
of births over deaths. The cause of
man's peopling of the world was not a
mere wish to do so. hut the necessity
arising from growing numbers and cor
respondingly decreasing supply of
food. It ws this which eventually
led to agriculture. This spreading
over the globe was conditioned by
three great law s movement In the di
rection of least resistance; movement
In the direction of the greatest pros
pects; movement due to a force from
behind, or compulsion.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
STATE OF OREGON, FOR THE
COUNTY OF MORROW.
Edwin H. Miller, and Edward C.
Miller, and Ada W. F. Miller, his
Wife
Plaintiffs vs.
Lewis 0. Welch, Ida Crow, and A.
Kunkle; also all other persons or
parties unknown claiming" : any
right, title, estate,, lien or interest
in the real estate described in the
complaint herein
Defendants.
To Lewis O. Welch, Ida Crow, and
A. Kunkle; also all other persons
or parties unknown claiming any
right, title, estate, lien or interest
in the real estate described in the
complaint herein, defendants:
IN THE NAME OF THE STATE
OF OREGON, you and each of you
are hereby required to appear and
answer plaintiffs' complaint filed
against you in the above entitled
court and cause on or before six
weeks from the date of the first pub
lication of this summons upon you,
and if you fail to so appear or an
swer, for want thereof, the plaintiffs
will apply to the above entitled court
for the relief prayed for in their
complaint, to-wit: For a decree that
the title to the South half of Sec
tion four (4) in Township one (1)
South, Range twenty-six (26) East
of Willamette Meridian, be quieted;
that the plaintiffs be adjudged to be
the owners in fee simple thereof;
that you and each of you be forever
barred from claiming any right, title,
estate, lien or interest therein, and
for such other and further relief as
may be just and equitable.
This summons is published upon
you in the Hoppner Herald once a
w-eek for six successive weeks pur
suant to an order of Hon. Wm, T.
Campbell, Judge of the County Court
of tho State of Oregon for Morrow
County, which order is dated May
10th, 1923, and the date of the first
publiaction of the summons is May
15th, 1923.
JOS. J. NY3,
3-9 Attorney for Plaintiff.
Postoffice address:
Heppner, Oregon.
For eggs next winter, use Kerr's
poultry supplies now. Brown &
Lowry.
A fine son was born to Mr. and
Mrs. Spencer Crawford Saturday,
June 16th, and the young gentleman
has been named Hugh Vawter, after
his two grandfathers.
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Beautiful piano for sale in this vi
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monthly to good people. For par- j
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CAUSED LAUGHTER IN CHUrTH
Small Donald's Remark Too Much for
Cense of Humor of Those Who
Heard It
This !s printed for the benefit of a
certain I.os Angeles minister who is
probahly m;i wmiderinu how it hap
pened Hint a certain portion of his
orntwhtlp detvrom oon;.-iv;itlon
Ini'iihed out loud In the middle of the
offertory the o;'.i,r Sunday. This Is
Mhtit happened:
It was Ponald's first experience In
Kfown-up ehureli though the little
elui p had attended Sunday school.
When the collection was ooipg
taken, his father placed the weekly
family offering In the plate. The pev'v
whs a short one, and no other contri
bution was received from It.
Evidently this aroused Donald's
curiosity, for he blurted out, with all
the eiiitcrness of childhood mini to
understand :
'Tit. did you have to nay for the
wllolo r.tvv?"
jjilCN.t0 KF.VAR1V-1$100.0
Wo will pay the above reward fot
Information that will lead to the
arrest and conviction of the party
or parties that have been cutting
wira fences on our ranches. This ap
plio.i to any and all ranches owned
by us.
HYND BROS.
Heppner, Ore., April 10, 1923. 6i)-tf
Kirk Bus & Transfer Co.
Wm. M. KIRK, Proprietor
We Thank you for past patronage and solicit a
continuance of the same. Our best service is for
you. Leave orders at- Case Furniture Co. or
Phone Main 664
Leave Orders at Hotel Patrick.
BAGGAGE. EXPRESS. FRETGHT.
COUNTRY TRIPS & GENERAL HAULING
Thomson Bros.
NEW SUMMER SHIRTS
of silky, serviceable Soiesette,
Poplin, Silk and Cotton Pongee.
Broadcloth with collar attached.
Sizes 14 to 13. Prices range
$1.25 to $5.00
Work Shirts in sizes 14 to 20
Priced at
$1 - $1 .25 -
$1.50
POULTRY
Supplies
We are fully stocked with all kinds of
chicken feed from baby chicks to laying hens
Don't overlook the fact that your poultry
needs shell and grit as well as i'ood.
Supply Your Poultry
at Our Store
Peoples Hdw. Co.
Heppner, Oregon
Forehanded
People
Inside of the vault of the bank are located
the individvual Safe Deposit Boxes main
tained for those forehanded people who want
the BLST OF PROTECTION for their
valuables. Bonds, stocks, insurance policies,
mortgage?, records, receipts, jewelry, trink
ets, etc, deserve better protection than they
receive when kept in an office safe, tin box
or hidden away somewhere.
This bank has these Safe Deposit Boxes
for rent at the rate of two dollars a vear and
up, according to the size of the boxit offers
you the opportunity to keep vour valuables
where if keeps its own. Rent a Safe Deposit
Box today, for the number now vacant is
limited.
Farmers and Stockgrowers
National Bank
HEPPNER, OREGON
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