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About The Ione journal. (Ione, Or.) 1914-1916 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 1, 1915)
1 fl AR 1 haVw niethina of interest for JUVini all, am doing a Mail Order Busi ness equal to Rice & Phelan or Jones Gash Store. - Bring your order or write it. I have the goods. 1 Give Cash or Trade for Chickens The Egg City Cash Store Joe Mason, Prop. , ; ; . lone, Oregon As the Editor Sees It - ' Another cheatnut; "Do your Chriatmu hopping oarlx." ' Thera't lot of oiwrnr eorkd up in thi, town. Jark tha cork. An you noma town booatar? Or ia it tha other fallow. The Scrap Book Youve It ianl question albne o? whether yon ' want a better salary it's a hard oonditioa of life that you must taca to protect your self sad those dependent npoa yoa. - Yen can't stand MiliU you don't want . to go backward, you mart go forward that ia, you'va gat to tarn nton. Earning mora means holding a better position independence, happiness, and a chance to provide for the future. Thousands upon thousand who once, held low, poorly paid positions now earn high salaries as a -result of letting the Intbkkatiohaiv Cokkbifond bkcb Schools show them how to accomplish tha change. During last year about 4,000 students vol- uotarily reported increases in salary amounting to over two million dollarsl Every month an average of 300 men voluntarily repyt to us advancement in position and earnings. Why not make TOUR start this month I - , HOW TO DO IT 8imply mark on the coupon, the position you wish to secure, then tear out and mail the coupon . ' to the International Cornspond- ' ocm. Schools,-' This putt you. under no obligation whatever but allows our experts to adapt a Course to your individual needs and circumstances, j- - ;c retTye got" to man atare areaey. : raeJLC. 5. waVeye, WW ymm take ta atari feateyt Ttaaia Box SM, Scnatea, IH. Ftaaia axpUla, wUatwi Ivrthat Bbltprtaa am mr rt, anr I caa ability 1st la poiltloa, tfa4a, ar . olaaalu bal.fa .wklci 1 kin auikad X. 7 AuhmoMla RnnaJ foul try Fanning Bookkaiw Stf.aoTpkar Ad Skair-CaidWrUrM Wlaw Trinalat Comowcta' llluurat. nduatrlal Datmg ArdirwcMl Draru. El.ctric. I Wlnmaa EUctrlcal Kasiaaar MKbaalca DtaraMB Macfamnlal rnalaaar TalapfcoM Ei part taitoaary l.ajaaa, TaiMa '' r - Itkl aUdlil Architect Concrvta Plumbing c J. N. McKinnell. Route Mgr. . 202 McKay BIdg. Portland, Oregon CLASSIFIED ADVERTIS- - - ING " tiutiuiMB Diamond Kings and gold r, watches on our club plan. 10c ee- bare and get one freer Particulars lor the asking. Send today. Na tional Diamond Kins and Watch Co Ken ne wick, Wrwh. 2-W Fob 8 a lb SJ0. Oregon, champion gooseberry plants. 1,000 Blacft cape and 75 eurranta 'at 9c each and Raspberry plants at lc each Order at once before all are gone, v Am ftleo booking; order for Bid - Han Buttercup egge. Write for - rices. Albert Bottemlller, Bldgr-"- Seld, Waah. . Hotbl and Bab Fine location. Dining room and hitches, ecu 33 - .bed rooms In fine condition 5 year lease; rent 10. Bar to first chut and doing One transient bual Beee. Price J7O0O.0O. bloat be eoll at nee. Owner going east M . A. MeAUeo StoeVtoo. Gal H ' ... . - ii . , U.- n.k ft.. Ml ACHwH 11 wrwii ' trade for mdev. or other fucom bearing property: abundanee of '.. water found on ajijotolnjr farm. Tor particulars adflrres- BvX 110, Troy, Idaho.- Ivt AitKT, we bars a large number wealthy wmhera. This club k one of the oldest and moat Boccr--Inl: atrlctlT eoafldentlal: irartlelnrB ' free. The Reliable Club. Mrs Wru-V bel. Box , Oakland. Cal WAiiTKD to hear from owner of Farm or fruit ranch for sale. O O. Het taon. Mlnrteapolls. kf Inn. 90 aa drneHMg. ' FoaaAiai At a bargain a ntrraber of registered Jersey beHer ealreM from producing dams and sire by ' a boll from the famous ' Carey herd. Addreas E. E. Watts, Hllle boro,Ore. - , SS-84 JTreekAud mirror - or manicure out fit With every wearsTer rubber syringe fountain or whirling spray bulb style. 60s box antiseptic tablets, Portpaht $100. Mrs, 5. M. Lewie. Lor Box, 314. Silver Lake. Ore. Sfi-ST IJO-Ackk dairy raoch oa Alsea Hirer, r-good S-room houee, new barn and outbuildings, orchard, spring wat ' er. Address O. Tallwell, Tidewat er, Ore. 14-87 AGBNTS No experience required. Earn $20 to ttt weekly selling ' houseboid speeialltlea, Free sam ple. Raymond Speciality Co. Box 1S87. Spokane Waah U43 Fo Sals Desirable 10-acre home on arilae. mtar Spokane, Wash., 9 room hones. Sue wate , bearing erAard, alfella and poultry. mile to eburch, store and sehool : a good place cheap lor quick sale. F. A. Woods, R. F. D. 1, Hpokane. Wash. WB lone Homested No. - , 5239 ..7 . Brotherhood of American Yo men, meets the first and third Tuesday of every month. Visitors cordially invited. Dr. Davis will be in lone the first week in every month. All work first class and iruar anteed. 16 2-tf . Fo Sals 192 acres fine farm - land, ail fenced, cropped this season. $7.00 an acre, Small - house on property. $700 eash, , balance in 1917. 7 miles from lone. See lone Realty Co.. lone. Oregon, pox!6'i. Tr Future. Head queetioee, Wrt fc tlate te Dreams laterpTrted, lOe. Mediums developed 1MU Lewis. SUrer Laasv Om . . lewa'e Sis OrrtJeek. - raw Serenas think ef lews as S state ' where I Sere Is crest In terra m sblp- pltkg raattera. yet st Keoknk the ssre hut bum a drvdorfc 4fl3 feet toag. ISA feet wide and M feet eW-be Isrgwi latand drydock la the werld. Tbere the teasiboars of the Okie snd the If Isste tpr eau hare any repairing tbey sau wd. ' Tke f naiw rha.wnrd rata If and aMMfstsb the rrest Mag er ruler aver several ktsgs. mmt geaevatiy apMktnc tke at lee ralab. saabaraleb sd aawak Save aa sveatar aVtatSeaee taea lb wards feudal tarda as usee t awaiaevel ttaaaf Is tcsrena. Uaay er tketa bave beea rneds a the wis ar the retsalms ekX, assay kaatnwfi Ssr Many a wise man is oonsider ei a fool by his neighbors. ' Ir Est, drink and be merry, if you can. But be merry anyway. January 1 is noted for two things. It ushers in anew year and a grist of bills. . . No person is ever poor- who has a normal body, good health. a clear eye snd s clear mind. ; " If man and wife are one, why in heck is Tie, she or it" always scrapping? "'iJ.. A lot of people tal-v, V think and some are too "darned lizy to do either. ' A in ft with a strinff tied to It is usually of less value than the string. - " 1 1 One of the wisest men weaver knew frankly admitted he was s fool. :-' '' -,!'-' '- "Kill the goose that lays the golden eag," if you lika. BtEt save the egg. No man is ever as wise as- his neighbor in the estimation . of the neighbor.- r-"' . Got there on time and lesvs on time snd perhaps you will be invitfd to call again. - r'r Wouldn't. be president, you say V Neither would we, and for the same reason we couldn't be elected. We are Derfectly willing to have the whole world formed in to one great republic, provided Uncle Sam is the big iqueesr in the push.- .- '-v.- .-'. f. -First thing we know the neu tral countries will bar scrapping with each other to see which one can crop off the honors of neu trality. , - ' - V ) If all defectives were allowed to die st birth what s slump we would hsve ft our census re turns, '- - - , ' . . ' "Women of ther world are showing a strong tendency to ward returning to the garb of Mother Eve," says a feminine lecturer of ' note. Bully I We always did believe in pushing a good thing along. . Juliet Set the LlaM. At a small seaport town a star ee- trfee of the third msgnltnds appeared aa Juliet 1 cannot do Justice to myself. said to the manager, "If I do not bare a Umellstit thrown om ma whan 1 ap pear at the balcoay. "We alnt got aa llmelltbt, mtas, but I think we could get you a ship's blue light, replied the oblig ing manager, and t this the tody agreed. The bid who went to the shop to buy tue blue light brought back a. signal rocket, which was given to him by mistake. The prompter took the rocket fa good faith. Borneo,' H 1 a a t a at scan r-erbo sever felt a wound. MtfMlles.sewaars. km We can't all be rich snd we won't ail be paupers, but wS can have s deal of fun trotting along in the middle of the road. -. When you step on the other fellow's toe 'lie ought to have sense enough to keep out of the way." But If he steps on yours he's s clumsy brute. . If every one of our delinquent subscribers would pay up be tween now snd Christmas this town would have a record equal tooo other town in the United States. And who wouldn't cough up s dollar -or two for a reputa tion like that The time is coning when near ly every church will have mov ing pictures as a feature of the service and it wouldn't be bad stunt at that. "UlustMted ser- wouid took good, sound better be best and get the people. - If only the good and pure In mind go to heaven, what is to become of the doctors and the lawyers snd merchants and edi tors and bankers aad farmers and the rest of the common herd? And where, oh where, will the ittiitksaas sje? - Prompter lights a match,) "But softl What light through yonder window breaker (This was -the match lighting the fuse.) "Arise, fair sun! - aav. Bocxnr nn ntse. The sun, er, rather, the rock et Bid rise with a terrific bias. Juliet wae knocked off the balcony, tha. fly borders were set on fire, and the the ater was. Blled with a, solpharous smoke, while the audience, which wae fortunately a snail one. made a stam pede to the doors. Stoce then "Homes and Juliet" baa alwaye been looked npoa in that town as a dramatic work that could not be witnessed without personal danger . Loodoa Express. ' - - Need. ' Aa sarU. aeeas alght wberem te Bad me peace -That brines (rem strife aad ten a glad Burmese. So earth nds aotovaT, ttwt ear hearts nt aa SeneaUi Ufa's Bret leva's oeha atartiltav ' -AtUmv Waiaua .Peaaa, . They Weee Missed. I had once an amusing glimpse df Edward Hals and his numerous off spring. I was at the Bed wood library (Newport aad beard the tramp ef many feet and supposed It an excur sion party; then hie cheery voice. They bad stopped oa their way from Block Island to -the Narraganeett region, where tbey lived. I showed them a few tatogav and preesutly they streamed out agato, Qoing toward the door, 1 met the elder girl returning and look ing for something, as If she had drop ped a glove or a handkerchief. I said, "Are you looking for anything r She said, smiling . shyly, "For B'pafi of twine." It was even so. Hale, count ing up ate party on tha sidewalk, miss ed nothing but a pair at twins and sent bar beck to find them In some cor ner. "Thomas Wentworth Biggin Boav" by Mary Thachec Hlgglnson, SAartted the Taller. A Loodoa tailor was oace Bseaeurtng Da. Parker, who bad a quaint ssnsk of hnmotv far an overcoat, when sudden- ly the doctor broke forth la bis saoet sepulchral votoei - - - -Caa yoa ineaeusw the Ineffabler The aestotant looked up sad saw that the doctor wse extremely grave. He estd: l beg you pardon, air, ' the doctor raised both hia hands with a grand upward eweep and said: "Ou yoa measure the loeffabtoV Gas yoa sompiahend tha infinite r "We'll make you a nice coat str," re turned the nussled assistant Tapptog the doctor's shin, be saidi "That's about the length, sir -Loagerr ejaculated tha doctor to determined tones. ' K "There, strr ' ' ' '. Leogerr tnaiBdared the great smb. The tailor reBmnettstod, Aa a teefc- alcal prdfesslonal be eeald Sirs points am tailoring te any sreecber that aver "If yea have It any loarer yea weal ba able to walk.- ha reatarked cos rtslve4r. "Tbw doetar looked etj aim eompas- atoaataly and. ones Bsore extendlag his aa toward the skies, saai esafldsa ttaily: - - ' "t doat want te walk; 1 wast to W. K Cocfarn who esme in from Pendkrton TnurBdar even ing oa bn hi sea left Sunday BBorning for his Iwose. ft was to the smoke e the ttsatted. sad the Kew stoaiaad yaakee wae talk tag of Joe Know lee, the Beetoa artist who took te the wsods srttboot feed er detblng and fired there for earns weeks by way ef proving that aa tare to aa sdequsts piwvlder. The uws from the Sea was ekeettsat "Well." mtd he. "maybs fee might de that to Maine, but sat era, 'where we bare weather, he sever eeald hare done It Why, bibb, re sacrn goad sleighbit avt bare hi Awgust" ' The Pins Tree men never bttoked. bat lapttod: "Kothtag weaderfol about that Wby. np to Parmteftna (ata way. erhere Jos sad I seme from, they aevar thtafc at swing the anew aattt It's taw years aas.'' Bjveryhedy's Mag THE BIG STORE Will not be undersold, with, fostdass "'!' Merchandise. Bring Us Your. Cash ' Orders. .We buy more and , buy . cheaper, and Consequently are in the position to give you the Best of -Merchandise at the lowest price. Get . our prices oh Winter Potatoes, Flour Sugar and Canned Goods. ;"We buy -if Chickens, and Turkeyse ; Eggs now 35c doz. New goods in 'all lines. ? F. S. Bender &b Co. Main St. " lone, Or. - i Pintfy Equipped to Bmndk mil Btpmin. AgtttH Fur leading f" ! AutomobUt deveasonss i'-' The lone Garag'e - Kr. wrrsoif, Prupthtar Filthmnd Oaofas Stttkm Mmim Strmti, fbea, Ongom :. .... Ufie IONE HOTEL Id. B. Haines. Prop. West Main Street . All khids' of light and heavy hauling done ai vary reaeoaaole prtoas Independent Dray Line V -'sj-- Griffith A Linn, Proprietors Ioaav Oaaanej Oil Stoves. Sewing Machines AND HOSTS OF OTHER HOUSEHOLD UTENSILS THAT PLEASE THE . BUSY HOUSEWIFE .- CALL AND , SEE -- OUR FINE LINE OF HOUSE FURNISHINGS S. E. MOORE Main Street , " ' lone, Oregoai THE STAR THEATRE j. B. Spirit, Props . ' High CIm9 Moving Fktwm ' rat WaJktr Sink oaa, Ore. t ne pjHtnbwj (KX Johnson Attorneye and CkraoaeUors a' at Law kiAOf St. loss. Obboob DE. JOHN B. DTI Room if, lows Hotel, lose; Oregoa Dr. C C CKioh Phystetaa and Surg)aoav . DwoeSTOBB i laiii i lows, Oaseow Dr. A Hwnnif ' thUBOPBAOTWJ PBVSSCSAJI , Horaa, Iowa Iowa, OaaeHiw C. B. Sperrx . . Fire lnsuranee sad Notary Pwblri Mala St, - lose. Ore. . lone LodtteWo I&5 IOOr Meets every Saturday nirht (n their hall, lone, Ore., Walter Reitmsn, N. G., E. L. Psdberg. ; V. G., Joe. Mason, sscrshsry. Visiting brothers eereUaily invitesV F. H. lbineon Attorney at Law .V 71rattss la all Seas 0oartsT aad O. S. rederal Pip si fas to. -bfAiw Stmbbt : - soars. Oasis a Do yoa want protnpi sttaoiion paid te your printing wants? Cocne to the Joornal,
