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About The Ione proclaimer. (Ione, Or.) 1???-19?? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 24, 1909)
Not a drop of Alcohol Doctors orescribe verv little. If any, alcohol these days. They preier strong tonics snd altera tive. This is all In keeping with modern medical science. It explains why. Aver's Sar- saparilla is now made entirely free from alcohol. Ask vour doctor. Follow his advice. A We pnbllah tw rtrM.lw we bull! aleohal frea our ataeUalnaa yers W. u JNlt ooeault J.U dostOT Unleti there is daily action of tfa bow els, poisonous product art absorbed, anting headache, biliousness, nsutea, dyspepsia. Ve wish yon would ask your doctor aboOtCOfTCCtin vaurrnnatinaiinn Sf taking laxative doses of Ayer'a Pill. . . . .T --r " 7m In All r Binder Joio Eut, are you? How far'? i Dlntiey Well, I want to go to Pitts burg, but I've cot only money enouarb, to take me ss far as Wheeling. BlnaiBy Well, that's as cloee aa I'd Want to get. , , Tract Tawaklea. OH Trust Isn't It a abame they are bounding ua oo? It auvkea me burn with Indignation. - Ioa Trust It certainly la a troat tor Suger Troat And talking abort ending me to jell and I ao naea to refining influences! Baltimore Amor lean. i u v. skirted. Bay, I'to got a new one on Smith." -What is It?" "Why. Ue other day " (etc, etc.. etc.). ' "Tea, that's a new story on Bmltb. But the laat tine you told ft, H waa n Patera." revr-iand leader. DEEP SEATED. COUGH CURED IN 8 HOURS. Haw Hotne-Mad Syrup. ' (CutThteOuO from Boston Picon. '' Piusisss In medical ooanpoonda narar naaia. and now It b stated bjr a prominent medical man that any deep aaated couch or cold on lb hanaa h ba mHi.II. mml In On honrm B thai clock. - Qalnaa afwl murcMne haw baae reported to tn the putuMMfiHanirM. But Dow It ta learn ad that lb syatam muat be treated to rtd H of in. . Bammatlon and eonnatton. A Ionia btxatire oouh ajrrnp doee the wvrrk ao quickly and thor oughly aa to be almost iDeajieeJ, What berrtafore haa taken weak, to cure can ba eunnufehed In hours. Gat til formula filled or mil ft at home and always keep It on hand; One-half oonee fluid wild cherry bark, on ounce eotn pound essence cardial and three ounce ayrop white pine com. Bound. Shake Lha bottle and talc twantr drone aery halt boar, for four houre. Than taka ona h.lf to om tcaapoon ul thraa or four times a dar anlll the system la purified and ton ad up. Give eh 1 1d ran laaa aeeordin to sew. On. nUina- wlU MaUr onre whole family, aa dm Sons la amaB. -What will your mother any ta yen When yon get homer eald one boy. "She'll Mart In by taking me boom hypothetic qnestlona," aoawered pre- Ooeloua Willie. "What are they? ' "Questions that ihe thlnka iha knows the anewera to before aha starts ta talk." Waehlngton Star. , ! e taw rimv. $ 1 fbould think U would ba a atev pie natter to lndaea a wonma ta set ready In time to attend aa mains performance." "What1 your achemef MAak her to go be the maUnea."- Eanaaa City Jenrrtal. T i Wimm Mlaia. " "very body cays that Jones hum the Sneet mind, Jnaufht. end aaaacity be ever ran acroea. How did Jonea get Ouch a reputatlonr "Buy. Whenever you make a etate- ment he eays, "By Jove, tnat'a aof Why dldnt I rrar think of that beferar' Clevetand Leader. tie e . O Liixwaoexvwa fctfectuaWv Ihspel&cdAs and HeadoaJtW 4 Art ws!Umi. oaYru OA 1 alxLXflJtvvti. ttm-yottntj) an QU. ? 9 6rt W WwJVcWX j)5eU . . atom wv Am 0in CALiRNIA sou wxMLmmmmaa muwmmf.r rm Sprhattk. HOW WAOKZB KG AH When Baraey Dreyfusa, praaldeat of the Plttsbnrg club, aenda out hla ooa tracts to hla ball player he mails one to Hans Wagner that Is free from Ink except teat .placed on the paper by the printer. He doesn't put In the amount tor which Hon as is to play, leaving that to the "Big Dutchman." There's nothing surprising about that, for Hans Is worth whatever he thlnka Is right. But when ha signed his first contract, a few months after ha won hla nickname of "Big Dutchman,' ha signed up for 986 a month. A former player and manager declares that Hans Wagnef had M thought of becoming anything but pitcher until JgH, when he became a member of the ateubenvllVo elub In the old Central Association. At thai time -AJ Wagner, Claude Rltehey and Frank Bowonnan ware an the team. Durlnf a el limp the manager sent out a call for pitcher and AJ naked that hit brother. Hans be given n chance. Well, that afternoon he had hla tryout and lasted two Innings. He had nothing but a straight ball that was so swift It went over the feace if hit or through the catcher If It wasn't Of- course, be didn't make good, but the manager was so short-handed ha' had to keep him arouud to play In the field, letting him eat and sleep with hla brother. Then Hans took a shine to the Job of shortstop and began to practice at It Barly In the morning and after the games ho would get the klda to bat to him. Finding that ba could not start quick enough, he dug holes in the Said Uke printers do. but be wa .chaaad. lor spoiling the diamond and bad to practice when and Where ha cos Id. . , . Finally he became fairly proficient He could field alt right, but waa as awkward aa a hog on lea. He picked up In batting and soon attracted (he attention of rival dubs, but had made suck an unfavorable impression with the manager that he waa given There ha signed a formal contract to play for 935 a month, hla first regular salary as a player. Thsrs he made good with a vengeance, and the follow lug aprlng waa sold to Louisville for x,SOO. He remained with the Colonels until the shift tba took him to Pittsburg was mads. And there he'll stay Just aa long as Barney Dreyfusa haa money enough to cover the figures that Haas writes In the contract . BJUraAS' BIO BABJf. Pteeweo aot Cattle, SO Tms Wmr, 10,000 Buktb of Qrmlm. The big round barn on fred B. Cot trell's ranch, abort dlatance north east of Irving. Ark, la said ta ba the largest barn In Kansas. It Is round, 100 feet tn diameter, the first story being built ot stone with 'walls nine feet nigh: This Is need s the "table. Sixteen feet Inside of the wall Is built a circular manger from which cattle may feed frees either efde. The can tar of the bam la atlMxed tm vast bins to store feed and here also a feed grinder hae been Installed. The wall si laud story of the barn II 10 feet falgh ud from this the dome roof Is built which rises another S feet, on top of which la a 16-foot cupola, making the barn la all 74 feet high. Aa air shaft 10 feat sonar runs from the ground te the eupolav grrlag splendid ventilation on the ground floor and the proper airing to the hay stored la the Immenee loft The born Is entirely covered with sheathing and ooteldo this galvanized- crrogmtee Iron. The structure Is a mounted by a nmwment to Mr. Cottrell'e endeav or a metal Hereford for Mr. Csa treJl ta engaged In raletug tfeorongb' brad Hereford cattio on hla too acre reach. His herd now ambers IW head, of which 100 are sows. However, the full capacity f bis ttmneass new barn Is to bead of cattl. and tbo high toft w) head wo tons of hay astd the grain Una 10. bushila. eadheef Meevew Oeenr Aaebe. who, with bis wife. I i i 1 ' ' , 1 1 T rr -- --- ' iTirfl HIS WEB ATX CAEXEt. to the Patersan club for nothing. Australia, his tmUvw land, which ha left eighteen years ago, remarked Just before ha est sail, apropos of the slamy In theaters, that the deadhead Is a destroyer of drama. ' "While I was to wring with a eor tain highly reepaetod manager we were playing at n long famous old playhouse la an ancient town. We had billed 'Macbeth' far the frlday night, but durlac that day be theater was burned down, por our next week there our chief contrived to borrow a playhouse a Utile way out of the dletrict On reaching there to rebearsi on the Monday the manager received a letter saying that the writer bad been given two drees circle orders for tbo performance of 'Merbcth.' but as that play wot performed owins to the destruction of, the theater ths writer surmised that the manager would remit the mangy valua of those orders." Tit Bits. .., . . ..-. Mamfeerr Wiwa. "Heckling" Is often an entertaining, although sometime a tiresome laefc deat of English meeting. The expert need public speaher Is usually able to turn the laugh on the Interrupter, but In the ease reported bx. a write to Tit-Bite the rasa In the audience was victorious to tbo last ' A political speaker was attacking the Government with mora venom than reason. A nun at the back of tbo hall at Ust cried out, "You're wrong, sir! A little nettled, the orator eon tta tied without heed big. Presently, in aatawor to another atrong oceanlam. oaoe again, "Totra wrong, dri" . The speaker looked angry, but goa- tteoed on the war-path. "Toa'rw wrong, str!" again rang eat Angrily addreeoing the persistent ta lertrapter, the orator cried, 'Took here, I could tall this man something about the (roTcramenl which would make hlf hair stand on endl" Tow're wrong again, str!"' asm from the erltle, aa he stood ep and re moved Ma hat Hla head waa ae bald aa Millard ball - Leaking tor bnslnsas la Ilk tooklng for few r leaf elovers. which saassbsdy BAND INSTRUMENT LESSONS i te paw awea teaaleel teetraweat. tSaeS Com at, Clartnar. Sanopbana. IlaM, PiM.to. SlktoTreMkma. Vahra Traaakaavav - - AIM or Matopboaa, Tuba and Baritone, ditaet tram Cone amatory ta pupil at bonaa Eaay to hwra. Ctwaaa alaapla tbornuih and acaoDk, a. . Eodoraad bp UniMd Statue Ouneaaiattt and fanaoaa aalclana. IteeaMe aTBMeotaed. Write aa new for fraa aaaa- pb laaiiea fwtaatniawet y daalra to lamia, Piiaaa aad tanaa raaaiaaaia, . INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC MASONIC TCMPU. rXWTlANO, OKTGON. Whr the Beat Usee. Helen Of couree he clasped you In bis arms when the boat upset? Hasel No: Juet the opposite: Helen Just the opposite? What do you meant Haial Why, the boat upset when he clasped me m his arms. Rochester Democrat and Chronlcl; . Pawl try Mete "So you are raising chickens? "Yes," answered Mr. Crosslots. ' "What do you find the greatest men ace to the welfare of poultry?" "Sunday company." Washington tar. - - ' . . On Thing; That w,u Uve Forever, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in 1807, over 100 years so, sales in crease yearly. All druggista or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. ' . Test el a Neteraaer, . - "Pather,- said Uttle Hollo, "what Is a reformer?" "In numerous eases, mr son, a re former Is a man who considers him self peculiarly qualified to bold 'office because of hie professional laexperl enoe." Wnahlnirton star. Hamlin WUtard Oil ta over fifty years old, and, tike an old friend, it can be depended upon just aa surely as the family doctor who may be miles : - -- -j . ldcatiaeatlewl! , Mistress (at door, Wall, my. dear, what la It? Uttle Girl Pleas "m, our kitty Is looted. DM yon gee a kitty go past hers by the nam of Nuddlee? Boston Transcript CASTORIA Tor Infanta and Children, Tbi Kind Yon Kan Always Bought Bears th BignatnreoC WmM hmi Se Ba taalaS. -What do they put under these ear ner' stones?" "O, current coins, literature, and the Hke. We want posterity t6 know about our peculiar euetoma.1 - "Then why not Include one of the current hatsT" Kansas City Journal. Item Welcomed . By Many Men be Ual at bass, so thai 31 i weed know of eaother'e WmMaa, at any wall stocked drag aiora. Thay are M raajular nee and many different pro scriptions an eonatanth- beiac MUd with tWi. This will prove a walnnn Ht or lntor nation far aD tboea woo are overworked, (loom. dcsDondent, nervoai snd have tremblina Umba. heart palpitation, dlisi naaa, ooid astratnJUe,. Inaomnla, faar wiihoat cau.a. timidity In vantnrinaT, and Kara! tnabiHtv to act naturally and re ally, aa others do. becaoaa the treat ment eea W prepared eacrathr at hone and taken without anyone'a bnowledsra. Orarwarkad orTlee man and the many vktlm'a of BDctetr'e late hours and diaat aatJar. win. tt ie aaU, So4 the raatoaatrre (bey are In nsed of. Ifiba raadar daeidae tetty h, vet three eencaa of ordinary arrnp aai aafiarllla 'om peund and one oases compound Sokl balm wort; eati and let stand two boara; than atone oanco anspoand eaeence eardiol and one oq ee Uncture cadocnene com pound (not eardamoot), mia afl lav rthcr, ahake wall and take a taaaimatfal after Sack meal and one when ratlrlna. A certain well known madlral arpart as. eerta that tbouaanda of man and many women are auffi rr all he-auee of dor sjant circulation of the btmd and a conaa ajnantial Impntiuiaut ei tha norvmia force, wblch baaeta the Moat Ireadf al ajnaplaaae sad oateadi 4 Baadfe ear Meat aWtsf rTPTY CALIFORNIA PAPCKS J, , -Tea ean baser! Skwbty ads , bt the entire list for FIVE DOLLARS AN INCH THE DUE ADVEETlSiNC AGENCT, itc aTT So. Main M. LOS ANCELBB. M Oaary Bt. SAM PflANCiaO0 FOr? ouTonopwnDK IN TH WETTEST WEATHER rOTrllr EQUALS 'V arrtWFO-. v WATEtrpROOr OILED GARMENTS IDMwm-WUfiwBX M0WUI0TUM 3vn3Si AJ.Towse Co. ao mm mt: iiHBr f TfW. Mualatana ake mtmm and wake ft aaay. We I m prow mm at "Dont you think you could make some Improvement tn. that orchestra? They could hardly hear my song, last night for the drum," aald the eon brette. "Well," replied the manager with smile, "I might add another drum." Yoakers Statesman. MoChen win find Mrs. W1bi1ows Southing Byrup tb-b it i-miiedr h na lot laelr oh liilrea Biuliiaytb leelhliig period. Mat slaaattwt. An evangelist waa exhorting hla hearera tc flee from the wrath to corn, "I warn you," he thundered, "thai there will be weeptng aad walling, and gnashing ot teethl'" 1 At this moment an old' woman l the gallery stood up. "Slr.'.she shout ed, "I havs no teeth!" . , "Madam," returned the Evangelist severely, "teeth will be pro riled." - . Headache - "My father has been a sufferer from sick headache for the last twenty-five years endl never found any relief until he be ran taking your Cascarets. Since bo haa begun takfng Cascarets he has never had the headache. They have entirely cured him. Cascarets do what you roeommendl them to do. X will give you the privileg of using his name." K. M. Dickeoo, I130 Rcainer 8t, W. Indianapolis, Ind. Pleasant Palatable, Potest. Teats Oood, Do Good. Never Hlckeo. Weaken or Grip. 10c. Be, SBc. Navar .old la bulk. The iao aina tablri ram pad C C C. UearlBteed ile sue or keur maeer beeh. Wm CRESCENT fegng BAKING Blab prfcad bakios reder. will 4 and doe hrltar. It r.l. douah snd MaketHrbb er, iwcrler and bcttei rim food. gild br sro crr25cparjoond. H ion will mss ui yeas POWDER arlD sand yee a hook oe health and bak&aa pewdas. CPKaXENT MTO. CO. Seattle, Wn. Painless Dentistry OsTB rf xi WB tall'tlj IaB if aanaaairy. WtaHl aha yes I ea ZZk faM er tarei'iii llaf $3.60 6.0E ttklVUtelaM 1.1 6aU fUHaaa l( Eaaawl rkSaaS t( Iar nilkaji 2.1 Www ptsBB ga ahaai ruiM 6. SB bwristM T.Bv hWaw fair Haa ,60 battaa Wise Dental Co 'ZFiZ. NITTLAND. ORgOON amoi aesast a u. ta r. u. Saiiir. m a A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Beans sa mfaflbiar watav rnppiy. n meana that rou wJllhave the moat practi cal &Bnuwttc water au ply ay.iam aaw la naa. Ne aeatal tank, no froaen phaa bl Winter, no lanant water m lumntr, ne water supply troubles of any aort. Tank pawed m baaatnant oat of aiahl and wan BMde of praaaad StaaL Will net mat ami win laat a lifetime. Von will be pVeaead with the LKAPint sytm of f urn taking Domaitle Water fluplr. A'k far our caloaue and frae kK Taew laWreaMiWatea- aeunbr LEWIS & STAVER CO. Portland, Ore. . Spokane, Waa Boc, Msho. FN V b mm mmmm m roam LU Brajton, Is on hie way to eesa alway, Sads easily Ouetcaaji CO IsaTta - A -