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""Per over nine fnii I auga red with cbronin
one ti patina end during thia time I had to take
am Injection ot warm water once every n) boura
Wforc I could haiw an action an my bowels
BawpUr I tried Caeearete, aad today I am a well
wm. During Un alne yeare before I need
Caaterets I snnVred am (old mlnry with internal
pilea. Thanks to roa. I ani free from all that
tkia atoning VH can aa tab In behalf ot
angering homaatt. B. P. Pieaer, noaaohe, HL
PVaiaaL Petatabb Potent. Taata Good.
' Do Good. Never Slchan. Weaken or Gripe.
10c. Be. sot. Never sold In bulk. Thecea
- nine tablet (temped CC C. tanarantooil to
. : eare or roar nuatr bask.
MTHB SCHOOL OF QUALITY"
Teeth and Morriaoai 8 Portland, Oregon
A. P. AKH STRONG. IX. L, r HI NCI PAL
Tha hJ-ataadard optnmereiei school of
the Northwest. Opaai ail the year. Mora
alia lor bats tbaa wo oan aeeee ponkioa
artain. Cieoe end todivMhtai taetractton.
BookkMpiog from written forms and of
uee practice. Shorthand that exoelo in all
respects. Special ""kip dopart
sees. Call, phone or writo for catalogue.
OH. W A. Wit
Lander hi Peatleaa Penan
Work in Peruana.
Bbookd ram ember that ear forea b as arraiurad
that WE CAN DO THEIR ENTIRS CHO-N,
BRIDGE AND PLATE WORK IN A DAT If
necteaary. POsiriVELT PAINLESS EX
TRACT) NO FREE warn pUtaa or hridm are or
der I WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE
JEETH AND ROOTS WITHOUT THB LEAST
AIN. NO STUDENTS, no uncertainty.
For ton Next Flftoon Days
WtHtffMrnitawiflk anal er pare-
tain rrown for P.S1
HkbrWrt teeth t-S
Molar crown .
Gold or animal alBaae LOO
81 " llina .M
Good rubber platan.. S.00
be boat red rubber elates 1.00
Dr. W- A. Wise
The Wise Dental Co.
atf. fMH "d "ahmr 94a. -
Full Line of
Ban eapeebap eSavaad HH II lib 1 I
and sa faet aaw dMtp that laatwiree a ... . (If
arrena. lalbM. in Tber ere f Ml
teat, ehaeda and eealh anSmiuS, lib r M
an nine whiab enrena. an near hew i V
trJehn haiml a i at each aaaSaea, ena ' I
enarea. aa eaeeeMrr ee ea eaanrt. ba I
abaaa.bhianiaJaaarhiafer aayhbalnf P
i 1 WMI'y S
at plnanant flam,
"Is It reellv only tern minutes walk
from the station to your houser asked
tttlraan, .. -a -
"What a ridiculous questloat" es
Maimed Bububs. ' "Nobody hi lovely
SwatDphurst mr "wslks" to tbo sta
lion. I may any, however, tbat It's
only about eight sad a ball minutes
. Aa IntewaelMoat Meneorw,
' A small custom appeared at the
grocery store, says writer la tbo
Century Magazine, and tha emlllng
grocer asked him what at wanted.
"Plassa, nliur," said tb boy. 1
cast i mm bar what au sent bm tor.
but yoa can tiT m two cents' worth
o papparmlat candy, oaasa'sM said
I oould hsap tha chang." ....
Cam CUava Creaaa. .
Austral la. tbo land of oddities, anl
mal, ToteMtble and mlaaral, has few
mora curious creatures tbaa the slant
cranee soften flvesnd six feet In
belfht with beautiful blue-tray plu
mage which are called native com
panions. Those huge birds mate for
life and, ss mates, are stnculsrly and
touchlDfly devoted t one another. .
reawe f Habit
"I bag poor nardoa," said the land
lord, "but do yon walk la poor alcepT"
"No. air," aaawcred the fueat, who
bad arrived the day before. "I sop I
didn't diaturb yon las, nigbt. bet tb
fact la I've keen a country doctor for
thirty yearn, and I'm at eead to being
called up two or three dates daring the
niiht that unless i.get out of bed and
walk around ones In a while X don't get
Tradition is s noble thin-
Bot did yon ever hear or
A graduate who'd say er sing t
"Beyond the Alps Lies Italy"
New Xork JdalL
O. yee. Indeed, young man ! And sty
If yea were older you would know
Of one ewert girl grad., anyway.
Who wrote that empty years sgoJ-
Whew Wo Tnkl II l laraNl.
"I hare read," aaid tbe visiting for
eigner, "that when yon celebrate your
Fourth of Jnly in this country the de
struction of life end property in appall
ing. Don't the people take any Inter
est la bringing about s reform la the
manner of obaervlng the day?"
"O. yes," aaid the native ; "we begin
a crusade for a safe and ease fourth
tiie nest day after the celebration, and
sometimes ws keep It ap for three er (out
Wangg lat lb Fwaav
"Well, bow did you llko tbe playf
-There's one thing about It I liked
aeeedlngly; the etar didn't corns on
until the middle of the third act."
MQUU? - STJn-nm - Aawar end Pbavtfk
LlTTlU. OolunJo. Svacimea prlf! Gold.
SUer. La, KL (told, SUnr. Ha: Sold, Ifc- l,ot
at Ooppar. SL Halllu nnlarM and foil arlre lb
hi db applttwtloa. Ooairol and ruplra woekaa-llnllad-
aWeaaaeM Tbilmnrti rlitlaiF rt-h.
ALBERTA WHEAT LAND
1 Per Acre 10 Yeara Tbwa
TtMMbmdaaf Canadian Partite Kafrftap
ridue rooi to H baabab of wheat. 71
100 bnaheta of aata. aer acre, AD near
rallwan. towna and aehoola, PoaltlTetr
abebnt wheat bind propoaition for ea
of aaodente meana. No rrop fallurea.
Send todar for free Muetreted literature,
atrial rata lat and Uth e( everr a-anth.
IDiVlsTCARTHY LAND Ca -
Lena Aaente Oaandlna PaeMe Saflwap
a LAHBOarmen a muauna
WATER SUPPLY SYSTEMS
FOR COUNTRY HOMES
The beat end meet Vwtenl aiedaai erf femhS).
Ina water ret derbed. ajS tanh b placert la
tbe baieiaent er In tha aroMnd near the boajae
end keepa the water aoel in tnranier and proof
aa-ainat freeainf hi winter. It aeei laeke.
It b bnpoeaible for haerltr tn awt lata It. H
outiaata the buildina In whieh It b inatatlrd.
It emu a Tittle mar to beeia with, bat there
b no eeoond eoat. We bare a eatalacue whlcb
Ulaatratee end aaerUMetae Laailar armeea.
' toinjrc zsT thi Tsmrrmt.
Jomrnm reblleba, aeraaa StaeUedl
1 seewme Prwnnrwd.
, "XkM work 1 the Philippines, pure
ly American, has eseaned general at
tention," ssld OT. rrsderlek J. Houaer,
of Minneapolis, to reporter for the
Wsshlngtoa Herald, wbo has spent a
number of years la the Philippine
gqvarnmc&t service, lt's the kind
that's dons wita a microscope and so
does not attract pibllo notice like
building bridges and roads, and sew
ers and water works, and harbor Im
provements. It Is the work at what Is
called the bureau of science.
"That work has ben worth millions
to the Philippines," continued Dr. Hou
aer. "It grew out at the aeoesslty of
examining the water supplies, of mak
ing analysis of foods, of InvesUgsUdg
agricultural problems, making vaccina
Tlrus and serums for certain diseases,
aa well aa studying insect pests and
making assays of mineral products.
Oradoally all theae functions and
many more ware centered la one In
stitution to UTestigste the natural
resources of the fduaads to study dis
eases, to standardise weights and
measures and to form a great scien
tific library. There have been all
sorts of chemical work done for the
benefit of agricultural
"All kinds of germs hare been stud
ied and serums hare been prepared
for them. More tbaa 0,000 botanical
specimens have bees collected. A Sne
scientific Journal Is published and has
mads Itself known throughout the
"Do you wonder that the Filipinos
have a reputation for being lssy? It
Isn't laziness. In plain English. H Is
a ease of worms. The Filipino won't
be good for much, either' In the way of
govern meat or industry, until you get
those worms out of his system. Well,
the bureau of science Is getting after
S KTJ1THIH0 THB BIO EAHDS. g
OOOOOOOOO DODO Bawvvvv w v
Where the waters of half a conti
nent become hemmed in between the
rock walla of the River Saskatche
wan, at a point not a third of a
mile wide, with such steep descent
over huge boulders and reeky Islets
that 14 could not bo any steeper with
out being a cataract, one can well be
lters Mies Agnes Last's declaration, la
Scrlbner's Magaaine, that at such a
place "things are doing" la the river.
Bne describes tbe passage of these
rapids ss follows:
Ws heard the tar wh-n-sb, then the
wild roar, then the full-throeUd shout
of triumphant waters. You think your
blood will not sun any faster at that
sound after having run more 'rapids
than you can count? Try Itl
We sat up from our sluggish, easy
postures. Then the river began to
round and rise and boll in oil eddies,
and the canoe ts bounce forward in
leaps wtthov nay lift on our part,
then a rece-homroSbjs; and we are
in tha middle ot farlowe tumult
Tbe Indian rises at tbo stern and
leans eagerly forward, Even the cool
aezsmtth admits, "This it S place
where tha river really docs things,
tan't itr But the Indian Is paddling
Ilka, a concentrated fury. Then ws
shoot forward Into a vortex of whirr
ing sheaves of water.
"She strong she pst strong rap
id!" shouts the Indian, as we swirl
past on rock and try to catch the
current that will whirl aa past the
next "Pali pell puH a strong ped
dle I" And wo riss to a leap of wild
waters, have plunged Into the trough,
aadr sre elUabtng again before aoms
one can remark, "Say, I dont llko
sidling to rapids."
There la a rock ahead about tha sfse
of a small bouse, where the waters
are breaking, aqnfver and white with
rage. The Indian had risen again.
"Stop!" he yells. "Dont paddle! ' Let
her anl" Bat he hlnwelf la steering
furiously as ws grass past out to the
Bo we run the Big Rsplds for about
mile, then rids a third rapid la a
tone, easy swell, and swerve to tbe
fsnTa Banap eat fnawnea.
There's tale to say ot the pce
sunv writes a Qeorgf roangster:
"He ain't no bear, 'cause he's always
giinnla' like he was la a good humor
with ever' body. It's test aa If, when
you tol' him yon was gota to kill
Mm, an ceok him, an' eat hint for
dinner he looked en It as a good
toko Jest took It tor a laugnla' asat-
tor. I don't know whether be la jsst
snwd-aatared, er was horn grinnla
Woer Sh-adna erf Caanev
Argewe Is a dsgsswratlen sf argent,
sanlasj silver. Teres asi hi yellow.
and alesan Is said to he brown with
ptnk rslirtlona. The names of eoiers
eat el Me erdlaary are tn vested by
dyers and aasaetlasw ep-
The Kind You lluve Always Boufrlit ban borne tne sijriia
ture of Chan. H. Fletcher, and hits been made wilder hie
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one) '
1 to deceive you In this. Counterfeits Imitations ,snd
Ji st-aJ-rood " are but Experiments, and endanger the)
beaitb of CnUdreA-KADerljrioe asjalnst Kx per intent.
What Is CASTORIA
Cnirtorla'ls a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Dropa and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, SJorphine nor other Jiarootlo
aubstance, lta aw is Its rturMite. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishneas. it cures DtarrhoB and Wind
Colic It relieve Teething- Troubles, cures Oonstlpatlom .
and Flatulency, It assimilates the Food, regnlatea the
Stomach and Bowels, clvlnnr healthy and natural sleep.
- Th Children's PaikMCev The Mother Friend.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
end atniaun nejianv. w i
"Ife sort e enrioas," said UncU Jerry
Peeblee; "but wbea a sua work In' for
another mas he'e el we ye wan tin' to go
and aee the ball game. When he's work
In' on bla own time he gets stingy with
it snd can't pare it." Chicago Tribune.
' An Opiates).
"Maria, Is there a tingle good thing
about theoo treat wide bats the women
are wearing T
"Yea. Jobs, there la; when two wom
en meat they can't klaa each other ew."
m a a timm ViariiM. Bnntbtna
Syrup the betramedv to nee lor UiaUehUaiea
eurtag uae I eat aim ymtt.
"The Isw, you know, presumes that
every sran is Innocent on leas be has Sees
proved to he guilty."
"Yea; I sometimes think the Isw
baen't any Basra sense than the average
City Has Yos broke sa eld sen free
erantln tn natf HowT
Suborbanlte I set her hi one ef amy
wife's spring hats.
Bore throat to ae trifling silsMnt.
It Till sometimes earry infection to
tha entire antem ttrousn tne xcea
that hi eaten, Hamlino Wisard Oil is
a sure, quick euro.
Mwt br Tbad sjnaao,
' Bhse Baleamaa (le toll, bony cuatonv
ar I'm afraid theae ahoee will pinch
you s trifle, madam. I suggest that yon
try what we call oura' ear eeatractsd
Cnetonwr He, sir: I wont wear a f.
Have you en etpaoded Hev W
Built early id the eleventh eeatary,
there sre great era eke sppesring In tbe
aorth snd -oath traaeepta of tbe sathe
dral el oethwaB Mlneter. England.
w a-, tn. fulfil, eoww
Write Aliens. Oluited.Le Rot,. r.,fora
tree MrapU of Allea'i Poot-Eaae, It earae
eornt. Inarowlnf natto and ban lorn. All drug
BbueeUjb lbs. Pon't eeeept any sabMUnie
te rraltp riavse,
"Old asy, that entice of years was s
"It wasn't ss had. 1 had- er- prase
It down Oil It was Juat about the rlghi
Atgy If there Is earthing 1
Is this so-called "Joy riding?
Mini Tartos I don't doubt ft I saw
you on horseback the ether day, and yon
didn't look the best bit like a joy rider.
Over 30 Years.
i vena err.
hllh priced baking
powdrri will do and doel
It better. It raitea the
er, iweeter aod brttet
rivafoodi. Sold by era.
cera 2 5c per pouad.
5c per eouae. H
r)H Mod ei
eame end addmi. we
iD eead roe a book aa health and baking powder.
CPUcnrr MVO. Ca Seattle, Wn.
I aoel any
H-at. L'taaa. "rm
lnt. rhrmp, tarta
of MM. euiut
IU or U oiar,
nil aet mi af
ttra. Of all danlare er aw eraia tar aaaw.
HMbHA HHtlU, HO Si IS , aaaaJaa.IL V.
A CURE FOR FITS
The) Trwataaatit It to Accomplish
What ScaMCw Has Bern Strua
g ling to Attain for Cmtoris
tihiHaMMMiaii bne bean Manlferted
rhroue bout the oountn far the wonderful urea
hat are being aeeompibhad daily by aplleptelJe,
till contiauea. It b raaibjr aurprbina UM vat
number of peopb who haTa ahead haan cured of
Au and arvouaneaa. In order that everybody
l- .A.. ,Vm mAlIMm l.rv. trim!
bottlea. Taloabb literature. Hblorr of EpiWpar
and uatlmontab. will ba aant by mail ahwlutetr
free to all who wrlu te the Dr. Map Labweeary,
Ut Pearl Street. Mew York UW-
C Gee Wo
Ik CklHS kepf
thb woneeret wee bee
hi a lifaatudy of the
Jropertlea of Koota,
erba and Haras, ana
la alvlna the worU the
banentef Me earrteae.
OperaUeee er fmUm
Oanrmateae te rare Catarrh, Aarhaia, Lane,
Stomach and Itdnor trouble, and all FrrmM
rtnai tj " aand Worn. n,
a sun can cm oust
Jnet reeetred from Pekbt, CUna infa, eare
andraUeWa. U.-inUiaa la lta werba.
If too eanaet ealL wriu for ayraBtam bsjah
end aaiabr Inalena 4 cenW in atneapp.
"Th C Get W(J MecnciiprCgT"
aak rVel aweee. Mil i ail a. Pirllead. Or.
ITirwmr wnamm 7trium plawee
Yf aaentlaei thU pnawv. I
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dfUME FOOD LAWS
fialtlnfj Sweeter, Lighter
lJUwaya work ridht i
Co.t. YOU Less
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26 Ovnuws for 23 Genta
BEST AT ANY PRICE
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asid a hiskimsa ts-day.
to a sten he dMlsem, "yew reasind sse