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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 8, 1893)
.A v THE WISDOM OF DIOGENES, WhMi AlniffiMior BMkcd tlir (uige, W him tu) luui BininK nJmik, Wllilt lit) ('(111 III rd to hiikhiUi liin Wftjr, To iimny h llHti'iiiriB Li reek, Tlioftimwcn-uf )iioum No doubt HMunttri Hfitnitwhnt grnlT. "Juiit NtHiid out or my Hunhi.i, air; TJiat's nil, and UhU'h onouKli." Btit Rnff or not, 1 rosily think Tlie Cynic in uIh tub Kuow nioru ttmti umity a modorn dam In Gotham and "tlio Huli;" Fur lie tuid twitvml tlio Hticrut old Tliatlltrlitalnneiillrin Tlmt Hiink'HH air for man and boast With ditiidly gurniii Ih rlfu. And we who In uuilod Iiouiwb llv In tlilH iroirrotmlvt) una. Way wull Hi In nuuded li-wuin Itmrn From Corlntli'o minima mik. Up witb tlmslimlott, throw book Ibe blind, And lt thotfliul mm In! They who the gradou light exclude AtfftiUHt tht duar Lord niu. Houaowlft, THE MATCHMAKER. Not that nun of Pritim, the Moved of Andromache, but still a real prince of hie race, anil greatly Moved by one small woiiuin, A magnificent nuuttiff ' in Hector, as brave and bold, not to say as gallant and noble, as many a hero with two legs lens. An for dogs not be ing able to think, any one who can en tertain such an idea deserves to live in "a chill condition of diiglessness" to the did of his days, I will tell yon about Hector uud you may judge for yourself. Having been suddenly thrown upon my own resources, an so often totalis a girl brought up in luxury in this Bwiftly whirling maelstroui of our American life, I determined to cultivate the only decided talent 1 possessed, that for paint ing. Dresden was recommended to me as a place both cheap to live in and of fering minimal facilities for art study. accordingly went there. Without a chaperon? Certainly. 1 was to lie a per son of affairs, and wlmt was a business woman to do witb so costly, not to say inconvenient, an appendage as a chape ron? All winter I studied and copied in the gallery, and when summer came 1 took the little steamboat which runs up and down the Ellie, bowing Its smoke stack so deferentially to all the bridges, and hunted up picturesque castles to sketch. "Lieben-felaen" was the beautiful old sebloss fell socially in love with, so 1 finally persuaded an old couple who lived near it to take me to board for a few weeks. They had rather a nice lit tle house awl a garden that sloped down to the water's edge. There, under the overhanging trees, 1 used to sit for hours gazing up nt the massive towers juBt on the other aide of the castle wall. Now aud then a feeling of loneliness swent over me, and my heart yearned for some of the pleasures of my joyous past. One inoming 1 asked my landlady if any of the numerous Uerman laws would be infringed if 1 should go in swimming. At first she declared 1 would drown im mediately, but when I assured her that I had known bow to swim since a child, she finally consented, with a protest as to the general nnusualness of American behavior. How refreshing it was! What happi ness to plunge fearlessly into the cool, clear watorl Not a living soul was to be seen; not a aotiuji to lie beard. Suddenly a great Bplaeh startled me. I felt my bathing dress seined between the shoul ders and myself dragged vigorously out of the water upon the bank. I was thor oughly terrified, but fortunately made no resistance. As I looked up au euor mous head appeared and a large pair of eyes galled Inquiringly into mine. I had always loved dogs, but this mon strous disturber of my peace was so for midable that I dared not move. He, too, was motionless; and 1 read on his collar the name, "Hector." At last I raised iy hand very gently and patted him on the neck, and to my infinite relief I per ceived a slight vibration in the tip end of his tail. Just as 1 was wondering how far 1 dured presume upon that friendly symptom be lapped his rough tongue all ver my fuce. Then 1 sat up and laughed, and he jumped and frolicked, as large as a young lion, as gentle as a kitten. Presently 1 tried to go back into the water, but to this he forcibly objected, and I was obliged to submit. When 1 returned to the house he accompanied ' me, to tho terror of my hostess. "He belongs up at the Bohloss," she explained; "the young graf is away traveling, aud almost all the servants are afraid of him." "Poor fellow, I thought; he has been lonely, too; that is what we read in each other's eyes. After that Hector and 1 were inseparable. He came every day, and we explored all the surrouuding country together. I am sure he thought yes, thought, just as much as you or 1 can think that he saved my life and consequently ought to appoint himself my guardian. To me he seemed like a living link to the beautiful old castle, a protector and faithful friend. One morning as we were returning from a long walk I saw advancing that always novel eight to Auiericau eyes, a woman and a dog harnessed together, dragging a cart In this instance the cart was full of vegetables. It was evi dently a market frau taking produce to town. Now Hector was a true knight, valiant, loyal and gentle, but he pos sessed also that other characteristic of knighthood, he brooked no intruders; and no sooner did one of his kind appear than he challenged him to combat. 1 knew this and trembled, but hoped for the best Cnluqltib'. JiBTOver.ihat plobeiau dog. as he approached, presumed to give "a defiant bark, which settled hie fate. In stantly Hector gave one spring, and seiz ing his boastful adversary shook him out of his harness in less lime than it takes to tell of it, overturn n:g the cart and scattering the vegetable in every direction. 1 Was distressed U-yond meas ure, and called Hector in the most com manding tones 1 could assume. Then 1 coaxed him, all of which he entirely ig nored. Meanwhile the other one of the span was by no means quiet. She was indeed perfectly furious she abused. Hector, she abused me, she abused the aristocracy, to which she seemed to think we both belonged, as highway robtiers and assassins! In my desperation 1 picked np a stick to corn 11 Hector to obedience, but she mistook my motive and Advanced upon me in a rage. "Silence!" We turned quickly. Just out of the wood came a young man in nuiform, evidently an officer. The dogs stood still an instant, and I rushed forward and grasped Hector's collar. He did not consent kindly to being led off. but the other dog had been pretty well chastised by this time. Hector felt his knightly powers had been duly es tablished, and he quieted down in a deferential sort of way, as if he were only consenting to it on my account. Then the market woman began to wail that her wares were spoiled and she might as well go home; but when I gave her some money, and the gentleman kindly added some too, she harnessed herself and her dog again and resnmed her journey. Then I turned to thank my preserver. Hector, whose collar 1 still held, was restlessly dragging me forward, so we walked on together. "I am so sorry," ! began, "that my dog should have tnade such trouble." He smiled. "Happily," he said, "the damage was not irreparable." "1 am very much obliged to you for interfering just now," I went on rather excitedly; "it gave me a chance to bring Hector away." "It waB courageons of you to do it," be replied. "He is a huge beast for you to defy." "Well," I protested, "he would not hurt me. He is such a noble fellow, and we are very fond of each other, Hector aud 1. indeed, he has been my best friend all summer." He looked down on me and smiled again. "I am glad of that," he said, "for Hector is my favorite dog." This, then, was the count, and I had been claiming his property. No wonder Hector had quieted down at his voice! He mnst have read the disappointment and mortification in my face, for we had just arrived at the castle gates, and Hec tor had bounded away into the grounds, when he raised his military cap with graceful courtesy and said: "Fraulein, we shall let Hector choose between us. If he prefers you I shall never claim him, and shall moreover admire his taste." He walked toward the gate while 1 went on; but Hector rushed out past him to uie and whined pathetically, then he ran back to the count and stood defiantly in his path. To humor him his master came out again, aud I turned and faced him. Hector's joy was unbounded. He jumped around us both wildly, and showed by every sign in his power that he bad no intention of "cleaving to the one and forsaking the other." It was so evident and so amusing that we both laughed heartily, which seemed to estab lish a friendliness at once. "He is determined we shall not part, fraulein; will you permit us both to ac company you home?" They did so, aud on the way I assured the count of my in tention to return shortly to the city, when he would probably have his favor ite's undivided affection again. The next morning, when 1 took my accustomed place out under the trees, Hector soon came trotting gayly along the bauk. holding in his month a small object of dark blue aud red cloth, which he deposited at my feet. 1 picked it up. It was a military cap! You may call it accident if yon like, and say any dog will pick up a hat and carry it off, but you will see how mistaken you are. After awhile Hector's tail, as he lay at my side, began to hammer the ground with grati fied thuuiiis, and I looked up question ingly. The oouut came toward us laugh ingto get his cap, he said, but he must have forgotton his purpose, for he staid to watch me sketch, and the next day he came again, and the next. I did not return to Dresden as soon as I had intended. Indeed, I finally decided not to return at all , but to make my home in the beautiful old castle. 1 had always been opposed to American girls marry ing foreign noblemen, and the count had had, he told me, a most disapproving opinion of American girls in general; but, you see, Hector had made up his mind yes his mind, not to apare either of us, and he is such a fine fellow, we could but acquiesce in the matter. Our Animal Friends. Hit Mouth Was Closed Finally. Speakiug of closiug up time reminds me that there are very few people who know when to keep their mouths closed. I saw an example of the fact Suuday. A young man who had eugaged in a heated discus sion with an elder aud more muscular man they had beeu talking politics was being led up the avenue by two friends who had auooeeded in separating the disputants just in time to prevent a fight Seemingly all trouble was past, but just at this juncture the young man applied an opprobrious epithet to one of his friends who was lead ing him, and the next minute he was sprawling on the sidewalk, where the friend had knocked him. Now if he had kept his mouth sum out we ail know how it .- Detroit Fret Press. YERKES' NEW YORK PALACE. The Htreet Car King's Fifth Avenue llomt Will Dost l,MIO,l0. Charles T. Yerkes, the Chiraao street car king, has broken ground on Kiith avenue, ew York, for a palatial residence that WlllCIst,l,SlKI,IKJO. That no money is to lie spared in t making the Yerkes home s decided or nament to the ave nue of many mil lions, but only one Pour Hundred, is shown by the fact that when Mr. Yerkes enters his mansion he will do so at H.0OO a step, forthereason that the l!i brown stone steps leading CHARLES T. YERKES. to his palace will alone represent au outlay of $12,000. Mr. Yerkes paid Wn.uu for Ills lot, which lias a frontage of el feet on Fifth avenue and 123 feet on Sixty-eighth street. The bouse itself, which, it is expected, will be one of the finest in New York, will cost 100,000, and its furnishings will swell the total outlay to HI ,500,0110. The residence will lie four stories in height, and among its no ticeable features will lie ornate bow win dows overhanging both streets, a fireproof picture gallery, 101 by So feel m dimensions, and the largest private gallery in the coun try, an electric elevator, a conservatory with an electric lighted fountain and a pa latial billiard room. One of the most novel ideas exploited is that of having the first floor one great room divided only by silk tapestries and portieres suspended from onyx pillars. A few years ago Mr. Yerkes went to Chi cago with a little money. He had been in terested in the street car business for years, and as the representative of Klkins and Widener, the Philadelphia magnates, he soon bad miles of cable roads in operation in Chicago, where the jingle of horse car bells had before been heard. He also was the organizer of the Gas trust, and in a very short timehis modest fortune had increased to at least (0.000.000. Mr. Yerkes soon be gan to attract attention as a patron of art, and among his treasures are pictures by Meissouier, Millet, Detaille, Rubens and Rembrandt. In lKtfl Mr. Yerkes erected a mugnhlcent 150,000 mausoleum in Greenwood cemetery, Brooklyn, aud his gift of a 500,000 telescope to Chicago university last year attracted worldwide attention. Mr. Yerkes is a handsome, determined looking man of 56 years. Mrs. Yerkes, who is a comely young woman, with a strong desire to shine in New York society, is said to be largely re sponsible for the street car king's removal to the metropolis. The Telephone Helped the Mali. In the Wilmersdorferstrasse, at Char- lottenburg, lives Frau P , who "wears the breeks," as the saying is. Last bauk holiday sbe waH determined to sbow her husband who was master, and refused to let bim have bis Suuday clothes. Marvel ous to relate, the henpecked husband this time put bis back up, and arming himself with a hatchet, be threatened to smash in the door of tlie wardrobe if sbe didn't band bim out bis tuts. The woman raised a shout of "Murder!" and walked mil of the house, saying, "I'm off to fetch the police and have you taken up, you horrid scamp!" A neighbor who bad overheard the quar rel went to his telephone aud communicat ed the whole affair to the authorities. Meautime the woman found her way to the nearest police station aud excitedly began her report with the words, "1 am Frau P and" when she was inter rupted by the officer on duty, wbo said, "Aud won't let your husband have his Suuday clothes." And be went on to re late the wliole proceedings in detail, which made such au impressiou on theawe struck woman tlmt she walked out of the office, sayiug: "I'll give in. These police fellows know everything. I'll lie jiggered if i ever have anything to do with ibem again." Whereupon the police sergeant tele phoned to the neighbor to iuform the bus band that bis wife had come, round to bet ter sen titneuts. When she returned home her husband met her with the words; "Well, so you have beeu telling the ser gesul that you would give in tills time, eh?" That finished her completely. Ijater ou in the day the couple were seen promenad ing in the Gruuewald in their Sunday best Exchange. Lobster Hunts hi New Englned. During the summer mouths seaside visitors on our New Kuglaud coast organ ized "lobster hunts," which are usually very pleasant affairs. Two boats carry a party of live or six to the lobster grounds where the guide tells them "lobs" are to be found. Ju addition to the nets aud baskets, a large boiler is brought along. On some prominent rock which overlooks the lobster grounds, they build a fire, and securely fasten the boiler in some crevice Just over the flame. Clear spring water is poured Into tbe boiler, which soon begins to sputter and hiss as the fire burns up brightly. When a dozen or more lobsters have been caught, they are brought to the rock and dumped into the boiling water. There is a brief struggle for life, a scratch ing noise In the boiler, aud then all is quiet again. Some crackers and cheese are meanwhile produced, aud a circle is formed around tbe fire aud the boiling lobsters. The light of the moon casta pale weird shadows on the dark rocks, while the sea waves sing and dauce monotonously below. When the cover of the boiler is finally removed the beautiful green of the shells has taken on a bright red. The shells are easily broken, and as soon as the meat has cooled sufficiently each member of tbe party se cures a trophy and begins the feast of the epicure. Harper's Weekly. Zola's Profitable Popularity. M. Zola can afford to smile at the snub or succession of suuhs which he has re ceived at the hands of the Immortals, for his success among mortals has been pro digious. Upward of 100,000 copies of the first number of "Docteur Pascal" have been issued without satisfying the publie demand. THE LADY AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER. he Made a Slight Mistake In the PUee, but She Expressed an Opinion. Lady (with the elaborate politeness of extreme feminine wrath) Sir, might I be permitted to inquire what sort of pictures you consider these? My husband sat for them here two weeks ago. -Man at the Desk (promptly) I consider them very bad pictures, madam. Lady (fixing him with a scornful glance) Indeed! Then what do you mean by ex pecting people to pay the highest prices for Such abominable work? Do you suppose for a moment. Man at the Desk (smiling) But, madam, we . Lady (as before, on ly more so) No doubt you may find it amusing to make carica tures of people, but you can't expect them to pay you for doing so. I have come here to tell you that vou will either make a decent photograph of my husband or else Man at the Desk (smiling more aud more) Hut my dear lady, these pic tures Ijady (indignantly) Not another word, sir, on the subject of these pictures! would not have them at any price. It is your duty to Man at the Desk (trying with difficulty to restrain his laughter) If you will listen to me a moment Laity (with (laskingeyes) I will listen to nothing, sir. 1 insist that you shall make good Knter proprietor from the skylight Proprietor (regarding the grinning and apparently disrespectful man at tbe desk with a withering glance) What's tbe mat ter here? Man at the Desk (banding photographs) This lady has just brought these pictures back - Lady (with dignified firmness) Allow me to explain to your employer. These photographs which you have made of my husband are simply a disgrace. At the price you charge, your customers certainly have the right to expect Proprietor (also beginning to smile) My dear madam, you are mistaken Lady (in a towering rage) Do you mean to tell me that you can't do any better than tbat for one pound a dozen? Proprietor Ha. ba, ha! I can do better for twelve shillings, Lady-Sir! Proprietor (emphatically) Much better. Lady This is an insult I shall take means Proprietor (compelling himself to grav ity) 1 beg your pardon, but these don't happen to be our pictures at all. They were taken at Smithson's, next door but one. We are Smitbers. See? Lady (examining name on photograph) H'm er well, I did make a mistake, certainly, but (energetically) I have not tbe slightest doubt not the slightest that if they had been taken here they would have been fully as bad or even worse. Good morning! London Tit-Bits. Held on to a Good Thine;. Up ou Kankakee.close by the water's edge, stands a tree on which is "blazed" with a hunting knife tbe letter C. This is in commemoration of an adventure tbat Judge Cox, of the crimiual court, bad there not so many, many years ago. The Judge aud some friends were up there fish ing. One evening when they were out in separate boats a storm came up. It was quite a storm, too, even for a larger stream than the muddy Kankakee. The river was whipped into foam aud great waves rolled. Tbe frail little boats tossed aud tumbled, and gave every evidence of capsizing, for they were not built to ridesucb heavyseas. The craft iu winch Judge Cox was seated waB particularly frisky, and the judge be came pale as he thought of a watery grave awaiting him. Like a skillful mariner, however, be made forthe slioreand rau his boat against a tree. Carefully ba crawled to tbe liow, and raising to bis feet, threw his arms around the tree aud bung on for dear life. The storm went down as suddenly as it came us, but still the judge clasped the tree in fond embrace. The waters became still, but the judge did not let go the tree. One of biscompauions noticing hitn.ex claimed: "Why don't you let go, judge? The storm is over." "That's all rialit," responded the judge. "Auother one is liable to come up, aud I know when I've got a good thing." That is why this particular tree was marked with Judge Cox s iuitial. Iudi auapolis Journal. How Russian Photographers Get Even. The Russian photographers have a strange and original way of punisbiug those whom they have photographed, aud yet who have failed to pay the bill for their work. Outside of each photographing es tablishment there is a frame hung in a most conspicuous place. Into this frame are put the pictures of all the delinquents who owe ana cannot or will not pay. In stead of putting the pictures in right side up in tbe usual diguiiied mauner, they are inserted upside dowu. One sees in these frames pictures of blooming children, pretty maids and digni fied matrons, wbo are punished in this way, although they may have no share iu tbe actual delinquency. The children, of course, have no option as to whether their pictures should be taken or not The maidens were sent to be photographed by devoted but careless fathers, and the matrons by husbands who refused to shoulder the responsibility of paying for facsimilies of their fair better halves. New York Advertiser. A Prehistoric City. It is alleged that traces of a prehistoric city have been discovered not far from Zanzibar in Africa. This city was some five miles square and was supunded by a wall of masonry, the foundr.tions, with a few projections, of which still remain and indicate au excellent kuowledge of mason ry. The wall was undoubtedly meant for protection against enemies, for it was strongly built and must have been at least w feet high. It Is now overgrown by trop ical vines, and parts of it extend through impenetrable morasses. Inside a few re- maius of houses still exist, and the outlines of a great temple or palace on the highest ground within the inclosure are yet to be seen. ENDURANCE. A rose spray In Its perfect bloom. Wind tossed ami vexed hy drenching showers. If shorn of petals and perfume. etui keeps Its buds fur other hours To burst Id flowers. And when tho sun laughs out anew, What soft, pink hemispheres It groets. Where blushing roses wot with dew, Unrold within their cool retreats Bewildering sweets! The wildest tempest thoy withstood These buds so delicate and frail But what of him In weaker mood. Whose fears against his hopes prevail When storms assail' Shall these snrvlve, O faithless oDel And thou, disheartened, lack the Dower To trust tomorrow's ripening sun r or budded hopes that wait their hour To burst lu flower? What profits it to argue long Against life's conflicts, void of cheer! Rise up to face the dreaded wrong. And lo! hope's morning charioteer Dlsarmoth fear! Caroline D. Howe in Portland Transcript. A Wolog-to-fled Gown. Every house is not heated from cellar to attic, all sleeping rooms are not, on cold December nights, temptingly warm, neither are hails; and there are mothers (foolish mothers, you say, perhaps) who undress their children about the sitting room fire, then let them scamper to bed in nightgowns with shawls over them or sometimes without shawls. Now it's all very well to talk about toughening children by having them un dress in rooms so cold as to make the teeth chatter and to say that to run through cold halls barefooted and in nightdress does children no harm, but its simply a waste of breath. We women of 1891 believe that catarrh would not be so prevalent if children of previous generations had not, along with their mothers, shivered themselves to sleep, dressed and undressed in rooms only slightly above zero and worn waists without necks and sleeves in midwinter. A comfortable going-to-bed gown is made of a light newmarket, of tan color, by simply fitting it down and putting a band of bright blue aronnd the edge and collar of the same. Many a skirt or wrapper, after having served its purpose for the grown nps, conld be ripped and washed, pressed and brightened up with plaid or plain colored goods and serve as ajump-into for a long time. Thego ing-to-bed is sometimes hastened by thoughts of a warm, snug garment like this, and wben a day comes that brings with it ailments, what more comfortable than to sit in an easy chair all wrapped in blankets in such a going-to-bed gown? Mothers, look over the closets, drawers and boxes and you will be sure to find cloth enough for the gown. Never mind if you do find it necessary to buy new for the band and collar. Listen to the exclamations of the youngsters who own Buch a garment and ask yourself if it doesn't pay. Anna Pryor Payne in Springfield Homestead. A Itoynl Dressmaker. The Princess Christian, whose daugh ter, the Princess Louise, was married last July, designed the brocade which formed the gown she wore at the wed ding. It showed the rose of England, the nhauirock of Ireland and the thistle of Scotland, embossed upon it, and was woven in English looms. She also de signed and presented to her daughter a very lovely brocade which shows clus ters of lilies tied with blue ribbons on a pale .creamy ground. Certainly, whe one realizes that Princess Christian is an admirable mother and wife, that she fulfills her duties at home and in so ciety, and yet finds time for other work, it iB suggestive that it would not be a bad thing if some women who do not wear titles would imitate her example. Ladies' Home Journal. The llloe Stone in Vogue. The turquoise is still enjoying its re vival, and the fact that the Princess of Wales wore turquoise earrings on the occasion of her garden party at Marl borough house last season will by no means diminish the prosperity of the pretty blue stone. It used to be con sidered very bad form to wear colored jewelry or even pearls before dinner time, but everything is being gradually altered now, and all the old canons are passing into oblivion. Fifteen years ago it would have been considered ex cessively vulgar to wear a string of pearls around the neck on a winter afternoon in visiting dress. It appears to be con sidered correct now, though purists in millinery matters will never be likely to adopt these new modes. PariB Letter. A Woman's Political Club. There is a woman's political equality club in Warren, O., composed of women of culture and intelligence, which is really quite the fashionable club of the town. One feature of the meetings is a series of civil government questions, and a congressman of the town says that the day before the society convenes his office is thronged with men seeking informa tion on the questions they know their wives will propound next day. There is also at every meeting a parliamentary drill to ground the members in all the duties of presiding officers. Ideas must be expressed without the aid of manu scripts, as every attempt to read a paper is promptly suppressed.-Exchange, Mrs. Besant spoke at the hygienic oon-: gressnpon the question, "Can hungryl and half clad children be efficiently edu cated?" and argued that the state having! imposed the burden of compulsory edu-l cation upon the child, it should aid the' ohild to physically support the burden, j