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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (May 29, 1891)
When the Fire Barn Law. Whmi the fire burns low oh, the fancies that rlne And tttmWc ani! dnnne In your watching-ores. IV hat acenes are brougiit forth from the golden past? What treasures from memory s t to rehouse vast? How they come anI ro In the flickering flow Of the shadows cast when the lire burns low. When the fire burns low oh, the terrors that ; cornel The horror that strikes you chill and dumb. Ah you eetze tlie scuttle and hurry about , For kindling- to kwp It from ruing: out. For well you know i That an hour or so' Of time Is at stake when the fire burns low. Washington Post. Hia flight Put Out. B" had worn a colored Wnawr on the Nile: He had sporttMi sputa in Persia, Just for style: With a neck-tie quite too utter. In the streets of old Calcutta, he bod stirred up quite a flutter for awhile. The maids of Java throng? before his door; Attracted by the trousers t7it he wore; And his vest a boaom venter shook Formosa - - to Its center. And they hailed him as a mentor by the score. On Ms' own ground, as a "masher" on the street Bo outdid a Turkish pnsha who stood treat. Me g-mve Shanghai girls the jumps, and their cheeks struck out like mump at the patent-leather pumps on his foet. But he called upon a Boston girl one night: W tth. a neck-tie ready-made which wasn't right; And she looked at him, this maid did, and he faded, and he faded, and he faded and he faded out of sight. Tom Masson io Clothier and Furnisher. A LONG COURTSHIP. "Do I look nice. Auntie?" - The speaker was standing before a full length mirror, her ..pretty head twisted to one side to survey multi tudinous flounces of white, tulle over pale blue silk, constituting the elabor ate evening dress covering her sleuder, graceful hgnre. Yon look very nice, my dear. Miss Del a Merriroad had taken a long survey of the exquisite face be fore she spoke, and was satisfied with the appearance of her young and love ly protege. " Very niee!" she repeated. Hort ense has fitted you perfectly? and the dress is most becoming." Now, if you will get ray jewel-case, you shall wear my pearls. - Thanks!" eried Elsie, carefully lift ing the heavy casket and putting it on a table beside Miss Merriman. ! am so sorry you have such a cold! This will be a splendid party, I know. O. auntie." she continued, openiug a small box In the jewel-case, I never sw this!" She held up as she spoke a slender chain, from which depended a gold locket, upon whose surface gleamed one pearl of trreat beauty, pure and large. Oh, how lovely !" Elsie cried, clasping the chain around her slender throat, '-May I wear it?" Miss Merriman was moved as the locket was held up before ker. Some strong memory stirred her usually placid features, or the soft brown eyes grew troubled and her lips quivered. -Would you rather I took it off?" Elsie asked gently. "No, dear, you may wear it. Putin the solitaire pearl ear-rings. I hear the carriage. Do not keep Mrs. Jame son waiting." "I wish you were going." Elsie said, as Miss Merriman wrapped a warm opera cloak over the delicate di-ess. I never feel half so happy at a party if you are at home." Thank you. dear. Now run along." So Elsie, forgetting the locket aud the troubled face, kissed her so-called aunt warmly and flitted away. For Miss Delis. Merriman. who had ranemeu jtdu,uuupounas irom a secona cousin, greatly to her own amazement, was not Elsie Garman's aunt. Nine teen years before she ad closed the eyes of Hie girl's dead mother, lifted a week-old babe to her own bosom and taken ker home. Not to such ittxnry as now surround ed her not to b:i'l dresauA. arls aud gayety but to a timll room in a lodging-house. - Here for twelve long years she had denied herself every luxury of life, many comforts to pro vide food for the child, to clothe her comfortably, to- send her to school. She was but a girl herself scarcely " 20 in those days, earning her bread by making artificial flowers, and working early and late to keep the room tidy, cook the simple food and do the necessary sewing when she was not working at her trade. But when wealth came, suddenly and unexpectedly flooding Elsie's life gTTHoW&j" Miss Delia altered little from her f 3fer self. True she had leisure time. uld open her kind hands in charity WfeSfce before she had tendrsvmpathy; but as she had been in povefy4iniSiuSCa-T tie and ever sad. so in prosperity me same calm gravity rested upon lip and brow, the same deep sadness forked in the soft brown orbs. Though but 40. her hair was rae what streaked with gray, ana prema ture age was the fruit o"f a toilful life and sorrowful heart. Yet she was lovely still, and goodness ever beamed for her sad, pitying glaace. .., After Elsie bad left her she put aside the jewel-case and sat musing be fore the lire. She had made it one of her duties to' her adopted child to ac company her. after her introduction to SUVICLy, hi ail giua fajcj. m-riv severe cold had rendered exposure to the night air an imprudence on this, the evening of Mrs. Walton's large party, and Elsie had joined the family of a friend. Memory was very busy in Delia Merri man's heart as she sat .over the fare during Elsie1s absence so busy that she started as if from a dream when the carriage rolled to the door as the mantel clock chimed 2. There were words of parting, then light steps on the stairs and Elsie came in, not as usual, full of bright anima tion, but with an earnestness of par- pose quite unusual to ner. "Did you have a pleasant evening, dear?4' Miss Delia asked. Yes no I don1! know. Are you very tired?" - The last words were all of the dis connected answer the girl seemed able - to srive. on account of her emotion. No. dear! Why, Elsie, love, what is it?" For she was looking troubled. T" I have a message for vou, auntie. " "For me?" "itrora a stranger wno was at mrs. Walton's Mr. Carrington Ralph Car- nngtou." Delia Merriman rose to her feet. She tried to speak but Uim words would not come- Auntie," the girl cried, terrified; don't look so don't!" "The message?" Miss Merriman whispered. "He told me to tell you that the man who killed Henry Garman was Charles Ralston, the cashier of the Hope Bank, who had confessed his guilt. He said: Tell Miss Merriman that to-morrow I will see her.1 Ann tie," Elsie continued, with urgent entreaty, "what does it mean? Was not Henry Garman my father?" "Yes, child. It means." Miss Merri man said, solemnly, "that the cross that for twenty years has lain upon my life is lilted to-mgnt. xou suau Know all, Elsie, at once. I will not send yon to a sleepless bed, child, with your pheart so troubled. . But give me a few moments to lb ink of 3-our tidings, and tell me bow thi message came to be intrusted to you." "... Mt's. H niton crime to me late in he oreninir and jied permission to , nuatlii'"4t -ir. Carrington. I had noticed a stranger who looked at me very earnestly." ; "A tall, handsome mini, with curling brawn hair and pleasant features, wearing a full beard of waving, golden brown?7' "No. A tall grave man, with stern features, smoothly shaven, and hair al most white; quite au old man." True! true! 1 had forgotten He must be tiftV-five." "When he was introduced to me he touched the locket upon my tieck. 'Pardon me,' he said, if 1 am too cur ious; but your name and that trinket are connected with so1 much of my life that I venture to ask yon something concerning them. The. locket first. Did not some one give it to you a lady?1 Hts looks were so eager that I told him the locket was yours. Then he led me on. little by little, tilt I told him my whole life. He said he had been here two months seeking you. He did not look for a wealthy woman, but one poor and solitary. Then X in formed him how poor we bad been; and about your cousin, and how you had lavished every good thing on me. And then, auntie, he whispered, half to himself that I had no claim on you. What did he meau? Are yooV not my aunt?" "No, dear, there Is no tie of blood between us.- Your claim is the claim of love; for you have been the one comfort, the one suushine of my lonely life. Twenty years ago, Elsie, Ralph Carriugton gave me the locket you have upon your neck, a gift of be trothal, for we foved each other truly and were engaged to be married. I was a poor girl, making artificial flowers for breail an orphan too. , He was assistant cashier of the Hope Bank, where your father was night-watchman, and Charles Ralston was the head eashier. Ralston was iu ' love with me and pursued me with unwel come attentions. -'One day. to rid myself of his im portunities. I told him I had promised to marry Ralph. He loft me in a rage; Only one week later the bank was entered at night, your father shot through the heart, and Ralph Carring ton discovered in the act of trying to revive him. He was arrested and tried. He told a story no one credited, that Charles Ralston bad seut him from his house to the bank for the papers, after keeping him busy there over the books all the evening. But Ralston swore that be had not been at home that evening, and proved it; that the keys of the vault safe, found hanging in "the kevbole were stolen from his desk, and he had not sent his clerk to the bank. So Ralph was convicted and sentenced. He escaped! Elsie, I had saved 50 pouuds for my wed ding garments. I went to see him in prison, and knowiug that he was in nocent, I gave him the money to bribe the keeper of his cell.- The man took it and Ralph was free. I have never known if he lived or died until to night. "After he was gone your mother was taken ill. Before her marriage she had worked for the same establish ment where I was employed and I knew her well. The shock of her hus band's death was too severe for her. and she never rose again from her bed, though she lived three months. Wheu she died t promised you should be my charge and never know the shadow up on your life till you were a woman.1 - Elsie was sobbing quietly, often lift ing to her lips the rentle hand that had given her ait she had ever experienced of life's blessings. There was a long silence after Miss Merriman ceased speak tug. ami -the gray dawn was creeping in at the Win dows when, softly kissing her aunt, Delia told Elsie to go to rest. But for herself there was no rest Feverishly, with an agitation alto gether unlike her usual quiet, she waited the coming of the lover who had fled from his unjust sentence twenty years before, but who was free now and his innocence know; 11. The day was young and Elsie was 'sleeping still when he came. Delia was waiting for htm in the drawing-room. There was noraffecta tion of youth ia her silver-gray silk and the square of black Jace upon her soft hair, but instead of a bpooc. there fell upon the knot of ribbon at her throat the pearl locket Ralph had given his betrothed. She stood up to greet the stem-faced, elderly man who advanced to' meet her. Irving to find traces of her lover. Not until he smiled tenderly did s ie recognize him. Then, her own eyes dim with tears, she said, softly: "You are more than welcome. I am rejoiced the cloud is lifted from your life. Ralph P- And he, holding the trembling hand fast in his strong oncs answered: "'I -ttaVTTound vou at last!r-xegah to fear vou were dead, Delia! My little love! my darling!" "Ralph!" she said, the bright flush rising to her faded eheeks. "you forget we are eray -haired elderlv people!" forget everything but that you are here, that the hope that has seemed a dream madness for twenty years is realized, 4 have been tn California, Delia, all th eyewears, amassing wealth. under another name, working for gold to drown thought. I have led a busy life; but there has not been one houi when I have not pictured such happi ness as this. You are mine, Delia? You will not send me from you? You will be my wife?" - "If vou wish it," she said, softlv, her own faithful heart thrilling under the sincerity of his tone. "1 nave nevei eeased to love or to pray for you, Ralph." .Society speculated upon the brief courtship, for there was a quiet wed ding within a month, but nobody knew of the painful past save Elsie, the cherished child still of Ralph Car- Mngtoo and ueiia nis wite. The Georgia 'Craeker.M One clever, original manufacturer for five years devoted head, heart, and purse to ameliorate the condition of his operatives the worst class in the com munity. They had no homes; he bought and built houses, which fell to pieces mrougn uegiect, or were ourneu up in drunken orries. When their dwell ings were again repaired the crackers felt out of place in a setting of order and neatness, and jes ter make things sorter nomehfee." as was afterward naively explained, they kicked out the panels of the doors, smashed the win dows, riddled the walls, and cut up the floors for kindling wood. With drift wood for fuel lying almost at their gates, 11 tney nave a gate, rather than walk to and from the fence, if thev have a fence, the proletarian inhabitants prefer to destroy their landlord's prop erty. An attempt to utilize their hor ticultural instinct was unavailing. The gardens were fenced, the tenants burned the plank; the plats were plowed, not a seed was planted: aud when, undiscouraged, the employer planted the gardens mm$eit,the people turned in the hogs with the comment, "Bacon better 'u garden sass any day. "27(e Century. -- - . Tbe Sound of It. The young man down In the parlor had been talking: and talking and talk ing, and the old man up-stairs was be coming: venomous. At last he went out into tbe ball. "Mary." he called to his daughter, 'isn't it about time to turn off the sras?" Why. papa." she replied, tenderly. "Henrv and I have had it turned off for two hours." "Well, it didn't sound like it." be growled, and &efei tafc' to hi den. Washington btar - THE USE OF A PENCIL. A Southern Journalist AdfUni Hews paper Men to U It for limine "Write-up" as a Burs Way to Fortune A pencil is one of the cheapest things that a man can buy. And yet mere is a fortune in it lor the right man. Jo use it prontaoiy requires pusn not a mere physical movement, but the braiuy, electric push that shoves great enterprises forward, startling and dazzling the world-. Hundreds uf sensioie and weu-eu il ea ted young fellows seize their pencils every year and rush into journalism and literature, determined to win fame and fortune. They do good work, aud make a bare living, and are lucky if they hold their own at that. luey lack tue pusntug quauty, or push the wrong way. XI a writer wants to una a lortuue In his pencil he- must recognize the fact that this is a business age- busi ness dominates every circle and it has a literature of its own that bus mouey in it- We are living in an age of gifi-antie enterprises of phenomenal industrial development. Material progress is the thing, and it occupies tnenrst place in the minds of men. This is the field for a man who is master of his pencil. There ia work, and pleasure, and profit in it. The men who are buildiug towns and rail ways, developing mines, turning the wilderness into gardens, erecting forges and factories, and inventing labor saving machines are in search of historians to write up their work aud place it before the world iu the proper light, and they will pay well. Many writers have found this out, aud tbey are growing rich. Au advertising writer who was here at one of our expositions makes $10. 000 a year.' He confines himself to no one paper, but enjoys a roving life. He left Atlanta to go to Australia a country where the newspapers are even larger than ours. A young man established himself in a western city as an advertising writer on commission for a big daily in the east. Io two or three years he bad an annual Income of $20,000. A southern woman grew disheart ened trying to make a living out of the ordinary routine of journalism. In despair she tried writing up towns aud enterprises for a New York ' paper. She now makes $6,000 a year and trav els very often in a special car. A well-known humorist who has written and lectured for years, making very little money, is now devoting himself to what newspaper men call "write-ups," and for the first time in his life has all the money he wants. The college graduate who wants to be an editorial writer may sneer, but these business writers make $10 where he makes one. It is a mistake that these progressive and pushing writers lack the ability and culture of the gentlemen who work in editorial sanctums. They are brainy and gifted writers and the world is indebted to them for sugges tions, facts and figures that are of in calculable value. It is another mistake to suppose that they can succeed in their special line if they have only average ability. They liave to invest their write-ups", with the charm of an attractive style. These special writers soon grow 'en thusiastic. They know that their pen cils are inaportaut factors iu the devel opment of the country. They appre ciate the magnitude of our material in terests. They know that their at tides may shift population, build up busi ness centers, influence iudustry aud commerce, and turn long neglected resources iuto -millions of muiiev. They kuow, too, if they are 'careless and unreliable they will find them selves out of employment, while if they are honest aud truthful they will command high wages, and be quoted as; experts iu their various tieids of ytfvk. The average young man may think it a bigger thing to write political edi a cross whose brain a sudden light had flashed "and Genevieve is th same black-eyed sprite whom I saw with the gypsies five years ago?" The deep crimson overflowed Gene vieve Dale's face as Philip took both hands and gazed into her eyes. "She is. It was not until the follow ing year that the old creature who had specially protected her died, and she was restored to us. " And why do yon tell me this?" Because Genevieve fancies it might make some difference iu your views for the future if" "Genevieve! Uk JPi!ipr -SwB-faltewii, 'throwing ner arms around tits neck, "pant on me; I did not really tielieve it!" And Aunt Dcvereux considerate old soul took her erochet-work and went upstairs, so that Philip and Gen evieve might stand all alone iu theii fair world of happiness. You see, she had been younir once herself. And Philip TrevanionV second love was far brighter and deeper than the first. The gypsy's prophecy had come true! Hints for Parlor Elocutiom. Commence by reading aloud. To do this well is in itself worth a good deal of effort, and you need never be without an audience. Read the paper to father, in that half-hour just before tea, when be has come home "all tired out." Read to mother while she sewn; she will be glad to bear anything good, and you will perhaps Hnd in her what every young elocutionist ueeds a just, but kindly critic And while you read, think. Be sure you are bringing out the author's thoughts correctly. If not quite satisfied with the waj you have read a passage, put a mark on the margiu. and wheu you reach the end go back and try it again till you are sure of it. Ia reading, the voice should be pitched moderately low, but every word must be enunciated distinctly. Unless you are on your feet while read ing sit well back in j-our chair, aud keep tbe back straight, which wilt enable you to breathe slowly aud deep ly. In reading and elocution, as in singing, it is important to take breath in such places and in such quantities that the voice will . remain full and round until the sense is complete. No gasps must occur in the middle of a sentence, and there should be qc hur rying toward the end because the breath is nearly out. As to where one should take breaths while reading there is no rule but the infallible rule of common sense; your hearers should never know just when you do iu Choose for public reading or spustking pieces suited to your voice and ability. Many a young elocutionist has come to grief and failure merely on accouut of a mistaken ambition. It may be in your power to keep an audience rip pling with laughter, when you would be a dismal failure as a portrayer of deep passion and high tragedy. It is far better to do simple things well than to sow disappointment for yourself by attempting selections to widen you cannot do justice. Edna Warwick, in The Ladies' floine Journal. A Disobedient Patent? Irate Patwm-'Yon advertise to cure consumption, don't you?" Dr. Quack "Yes. sir. I never fail when ray instructions are followed." Irate Patron "My son took your medicine for a year and died art hour aftwr the last dose." Dr. Quack "My instructions were nat followed. I tA litm tn rakci it .wo Tears." Juru. DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND, ' Her a Faro-Bank Bos Was Takan.Sa ad Don For by a Vary Fly "Cop." "When holiday times come around they make me think of a clever swin dle that was played on the bank I was engaged in seven or eight' years ago." It might be as well to mention the fact that the speaker was an ex-manager of a prominent faro bank, which once existed near Broadway and Four teenth street. : "You peneil slingers," continued he to the reporter, "don't hear about all tbe fly movements or ingenious opera tions of crooks. Here's a story I didn't give away at the time it hap peued. I was too much ashamed of myself to squeal.' 1 "It was Christmas., eve, and we had an awfully "swell' crowd in the house give you the names! What do you take me for? If there's 'honor among thieves,1 there should be at least de cency among gamblers; no, no names. Well, I was sajiug we bad as fine a blue-chip racket as I ever saw spread; it beat old-time Saratoga. Three or four of the party stacked right up to our two-thousand-dollar limit, and tbe game was making big mouey deal after deal. "Just before 11 o'clock there came a ring for admittance; the porter peeped through the slide and suddenly sig nalled me to go to him. , "Who is itr I whispered, 'Policeman!" he gasped, his face showing that elephant-skin sort of hue which a genuine African's face as sumes when he's really scared. "I muttered something that you'd better not print; if the officer's visit meant the notice of a raid, which we sometimes got iu a friendly way, or an order to dose up for the "nlcht, whv. up went our magnificent game. Be side, I disliked to let the stylish guests present feel that they had been jeopard ized bad future advertisement for tbe El ace. So 1 told the porter to give a luff to anybody who inquired about me in the room, and I slipped outside to interview the cop in the dimly lighted vestibule. He was one I could not remember as belonging in the neighborhood, and that gave the visit a serious tinge- '"What's up? I asked, nervously. "He smiled, and with a slight Irish accent replied: Oh. just nothing at all; yer needn't get yerself rattled in the least. The captain has the prisint of a Christmas check from some of the big storekeepers in the ward, but it didn't reach him until about an hour ago. He's going to Boston on the miduight train to spend Christmas, and he wants to take the cash with him. So he sint me to ask you if you will oblige hini with currency for it He's writ his name on the back of It. and the man banded me a neat looking check, drawn for $2d0, bearing a lead ing merchant's name as siguer, and Captain 's indorsement. "I car assure you the explanation and request put a more cheerful color to the affair.' 1 lost no time in diving into my inside pocket and drawing out five crisp fifties. I handed them to the police in a n. with the check as well. Tell the captain.' said I, "I'm glad to accommodate him; that he may return the mouey at his own convenience.and that 1 prefer that he should hold the check, as his indorsement to me might compromise him. Tiiis was diplo macy; would help to strengthen my pull; make things more solid. See? - '"All right, said he, turning to go out. '"Let the porter bring out a drink for you. I suggested. He declined with thaukye. F don't want the old man to smelt liquor on me; I'll have a cigar, though.- "1 gave him one out of my case; he lighted It and took the peculiar stroll ing gait of a cop toward the the pre cinct. - On the morning after Christmas I got an express: package. It contained a police uniform, helmet and all, a flark-Urown wig aud u full dark saudy beard; also a note which rend: 'I aMlogze for tigain iutrudhig upon tbe palatial jtiugle of the Royal Bengal, old fel, but, if you will kindly return these things to the costumer, whose card is inclosed, you may keep the $15 deposit 1 left ou them on the 24th in stant. Nothing mean about me." A. Y. Tribune, Seven Qneer Child r-. ; People of Muiison claim to have among thein the queerest family as to physical peculiarity iu the whole coun try. Jaco&Hiersra farmer in moder- -te circumstances, has seven children. Tbe oldest is 16. a bright boy, but hav ing thirteen fingers and thirteen toes seven on oue haud and six on the other, his toes being similarly divided. Next to him is another boy, 1-4 years old. As long as this boy is quiet 10 one would suppose be had auy pecu liarity, but the moment he opens" hia mouth to talk he loses nil control of his hands, arms, feet and legs, and they jerk and thrash and kick around as if they were hung on wires. The boy is as slow ot apeeeh as his limbs are active, and in answering a simple question it is no uncommon thing for his legs to have carried him a rod or more away before he is able to articulate yes or'no. The boy does not seem to" mind his affliction, aud not only does not hesitate to respond or try to when he is addressed, but is always ready to begin a conversation on the slightest excuse. He can be seen almost any day arguing with or explaining some point to some com pauion, who is kept constantly busy either in avoiding the involuntary kicks or blows of the boy's sprightly feet or hands or iu folio wiug him briskly to keep the run of the subject. The third child is a girl, who is a hunchback and a dwarf. She is 12 vears old. - A boy next to her is deaf and dumb. The iU"th- child has a-- bright red birth mark encirchug her neck like a piece of red flaunel. It is tM inch and a half wide. The other two children are twins, 3 months old a boy and u girl. The boy's head is covered with hair enough for a growu person, while the girl twin hasn't the sign of a hair upon the head, the little poll being as white and shiny as a bil liard ball. The girl is fat aud the boy lean. When the boy laughs the little girl cries lustily, and when his little sister is merry the boy sheds tears and yells. Every one of these seven children is nauusome and mentally orignt. Airs. Hiers is a flue looking woman, and her husband is sound physically and mentally.- Philatlelphia Inquirer. The Care of The Brooms. The rapidity with which brooms ordinarily wear out is snrprislug. This is partly due to leaving the broom standing on iis brush end when not in use, but more to carelessness in baud ling. A piece of stronir cloth, or," bet ter yet, of old woven under-flannel or stockinet, should be drawn on over the handle aud down below the place where the broom splints are stitched. A few stitches with strong cotton yarn should fasten this - cover both at its lower edge and gather and fasten it around the handle, sewing the stitches through aud through. This cover holds the broom splints together, and prevents their breaking out and the tearing off of tbe banding of a broom which repeated striking ajrmust doors aud mop-boards and reaching under Heavy pieces 01 lurniture uoes. nar per1 Jiazar 1 THE TRAMP OPERATOR. "OH Bofc-y," tlia Tala-rupd Han. Who Is Known Whwiwr Thrtt I a TOIra He looked like a very ordinary man as he stood fo the doorway of the train dispatcher's ofilce at the pier. Hs was dressed in an ordinary suit of clothes. His rather thin fsce was framed in a thin, reddish beard, through which peeped a pair of blue eyes. Taking it all in all be was a very ordinary-looking man, and yet that man was tbe most noted telegraph operator ia tbe world. It was "Old Bogy.' Everybody who is or pretends to be a telegraph operator or a tralu dis patcher knows Old Bogy. Wherever there runs a line by telegraph wire there is known that name; and it is pretty safe to say thut Old Bogy him self has been pretty nearly wherever the telegraph has gone. Old Bogy's other name is Bogardus. Twenty-lire years ago Old Bogy for Old" Bogy he was even'when he was a lad was a telegraph operator In the employ of the United States Govern ment. Bogy was a telegraph operator in the Capitol at Washington, aud he handled all of the important messages that came there from the front. He was trusted, aud the contideuce was not abused. - After a while he was seut to tbe front, aud was lu the midst of the fight ing with General Grant, and he played no unimportant part in the great strife. He Was an expert operator a better does not exist and lie held manv a great secret during those troublous times. After, the war Old Bosv began to drift, fie wandered from railroad to 1 railroad, and from telegraph office to telegraph office, from one end of the eountry to the other, and before long j the name of Old Bogy became a pro- i verb anion i telegraph men. He had ! gained the oad habit of unrest that had ; fastened itself upon him during the war, and before long he became the j most noted tramp operator in the Uuited States. He seemed to have ; lost all desire or ability for steady j work, and while hi ability was of the i highest, he would work a few weeks and .then suddenly leave, and do noth ing until his money yen exhausted. And so he traveled, working a little, borrowing a great deal, and often get ling passes from point to point on rail road lines. Train Despatcher Com stock, now at Oakland pier, worked with Old Bogy in Chattauooga, some seven or eight years ago. Bogardus had just been sent to China to put in operation a system of train despatching on the first railroad telegraph tu that cuntitrv. He was gone four years, and when he re turned he was git-en a big reception at Chattanooga, and that wna tiie begin ning of his second down f. ill. K Five years or so ago Old Bogy drift ed out to San Francisco aud was em ployed in the Western Union office in i that city. He worked there for several ', weeks, and just before pay day he j went out of the office and never re- : turued to get the money that was due him. Old Bogy's uncle died in Rochester, N. Y.. not'loug ago aud left him $20, 000. but so iu rested that he could draw only the income, and consequently tbe tramp operator is in belter financial condition than ever before. Ho is good natnred and good hearted in the ex treme, and will share his last penny with his friends, but he 1 an inveterate borrower, and the boys all like him, and he has 110 trouble making his way wherever he goes, traveling mostly ou bis reputation. fttetuttng a Onmbler'a Kyes. "You ask me for the most remark able thing that ever occurred In my experience," said Col. George Devol, of "Forty Years a Gambler" fame, and then, after a moment's reflection: 'Probably the strangest episode of my Ion and somewhat adventurous career took place on a Mississippi steamer, way back in the days when they were floating palaces, devoted to gambling. I was making regular trips then, doing the best I cotftd. tossing tnonte. and frequently playing poker. "I had met an odd character in Memphis at the gambling table, in Mike Blessing's famous bouse, aud found him to be a very shrewd player. His skill, or luck, was phenomenal, and even my 'harness' was ineffectual agaiust him. , At play be always wore a peculiar pair of spectacles or gog gles. The fight, he said, hurt his eyes. These goggles projected half an inch or more. Tbe singular thing I noticed was that be I n variably selected tbe man opposite hiiu for his opponent, usually passing out- when any of the others lingered. I tried the best I could, but failed to solve the secret, though I knew it had something to do with those goggles. "Well, we formed a partnership for a trip to New Orleans aod back.' My partner he was a Frenchman and his name Was Jacques got full of wine one night on tbe boat and piled into his bunk in a drunken stupor. My eyes began to hurt me while 'we were playing, and I thought I would try Jacques1 goggles. He had let them fall on the floor of hU stateroom.- 1 put them on, aud made a most surpris ing discovery. They were, in fact, a pair of minute but very powerful spy glasses arranged so thtit they could be easily focused. Thi 1 found out after a few efforts to fix them. My own cards I could see by hmkinir down with my natural eight. The imin opposite me made some remark, wnicb caused me to look squarely at his eye. Judge of my surprise when I saw mirrored there in the pupil a tinv hand of five cards. It was the reflection: of the cards he held, which the powerful f lasses enabled me to distinguish in is eyes. Of course the scheme was useless except as to the person sit tine directly opposite, as only then could the exact augle be caught. It wasn't so very long before I broke that man. When Jacques sobered up 1 let him know that I detected his secret. I offered him $5,000 for thoso eyeglasses, but be would not part with them, nor would he trust them out of his posses sion so that I could linvo a duplicate pair made. You often hear 01 gam blers reading a player's face,, but this is the only case on record where a man's eyes were actually read." -Cincinnati Enquirer. - Unventilated Cellars. AnJ just here another word about the cellar, to which reference has al ready beeu made. There is no reason why "the cellar sUould be an un venti lated hole under the house, with no outlet except through the living rooms of the home above. Yet how often, and not alone in farming districts, by any means, is it the fact that on open ing the cellar door one instinctive ly recoils from the damp, musty odor, heavily freighted with the aroma of decay iug vegetables, rancid.sour aud obnoxious things. Let no one imagine that these foul vapors are closely shut in when the doors are fastened; they steal through craeks aud crevices in the floors and about the partitions; they enter unbidden the living and the sleeping rooms, they touch and pollute the life-blood of the precious child no less than the streugtb of mature mid dle life, while they waste the waning energies of the aired. Away with these pits of death; let them be sup plied with the means of veutilation.j and let the means thus supplied be im tolligently used! Good housekeeping ANOTHER SOY'S COMPOSITION. Ha Qlvea Urn UfacH Information as to in Fallna Spcolws. The cat lives in the house what time she does not live over to Jones' barn. She is real haudy to throw stones at aud to pull her' tail and make her squawk. I make our cat squawk ten or six times every dar, and tbe backs of my hands is d rawed out in lines like a map, where her toe-nails has got hitched. if I had Invented a cat I should have made her without them nails. Cats is full of music. They have concerts every night in our woodshed, and no ticket to pay for. The rich and the poor alike are welcome to hear 'em. Cuts live on mice and what cream and beefsteak they can steal out of the pa u try. Sometimes they catch chick eus, und that makes the old ben mad, and tbe old woman that owns the chickens madder. And she goes for the cat with a broom, and the cat climbs a tree aud sits there and lafs at her. and goes to sleep and dreams she is In a kitchen again, till it comes night, and then she climbs down back end fust and goes off to a coneert to see the other cats. Thomas cats has the best voices aud can sing bass and tenor both at once. It is nice to hear 'em. but when you sleep alone and wake up suddenly by hearing of 'em there is something or rulher about It that makes a feller's flesh creep and the cold shivers run down hts back bone. .- Cats can climb telegraph poles and set on the ridge poles of four-story nouses without oeing dizzy-headed, and they can sleep with oue e3'e open and lay awake with both eyes shut, aud they can walk as soft as a feather and they cnti run like chain lightning. They don't like to swim, and they never do except it's an old cat that yon want to get rid of, and you do her" up in a bag with some bricks and throw her into the milt pond off the bridge, and then she'll burst the bag and swim ashore and kite for home, so's to be there to welcome you when you git there, so's you wou t feel lonesome. Cats like to get on the spare bed, among the shams and things, and paw 'em all dowtrmto a nest, aud they like to go to sleep in your best coat. "1 ex pect they enjoy the fun of hearing you swear the next day when you brush it. I should if I was a cat. Kittens is cats when they are first born and there is an awful sight of 'em. Tbey keep coming right along without regard to wind or weather. They are dreadful cute and can uu wind more thread ami tear up more fancy gi tii-cracks that, the girls make than" any other knowu animal. It nu t lucky to kill a cat. I don't know why. It is good luck to have one come to yon if you keep her. You get rich right away, or poor, forget which. Every cat has nine lives, and they don't never die if let alone unless tbey have lils, which most of 'era has. A eat in a fit will beat a whole circus all to nothing, and the first thing you know she'll come right out of it and go to eating milk just as if nothing bad happened. N. V. Weekly. Our Beam Brvmmell. Hia work shows that he is of thai true dandy race who are borowith the manner aud the air. says tbe London News, and who call to one anothet through the ages, as deep might call unto deep. We doubt if any such man has ap peared since Brum melt, or at any rate since Barbey d'Aurevilly. who but tbe other duy finished his noble career. There is a placid aud self-contained coxcombry in such natures which passes tbe pride of kings. Kings they are by a diviner right, and the author of "Society as I Found It" is the- peer of the best of them in spite of the ac cident of his birth under the stars and stripes. His chapter on fashions io stationery is said to be the most complete thing in our language aud of our time. Hi theory of the bordering of mourning cards is a very anatomy of .melancholy. He tenches so finely because he is not ashamed to learn. There is something beautiful in the way in which he ownc his obligations to a British dandy, who gave him the law about the tails of a dress coat. "You must never be able to see them jourself." said the British daudv, meaning that they might elude all at tempts to discover thenv by a glance oyer one's shnrTldc:. Here, evidently, we touch a principle, and we feel that the British dandy is right. It is the law of gravitation of the coat. There is a sense of loneli ness, of course, lu this conception of a fellow creature who has never beheld his own coat tail, but that loneliness is in the dandy nature. Oue other thing of deepest i m port was said by the teacher from the old world: "I can tell a man from the provinces simply by his hat." A meaner man than our author would have tried to believe that he had himself uttered this monumental truth. But Ward McAllister is not of that stamp. He has so much to say on his own account that he can afford to give honor wherever it is due. He is, in one of his functions a launcher" of pretty girls, and wealthy parents themselves ofteu get moved off the stocks iuto the sea of fashion by clinging to a daughter whom Beau Mc Allister has shown how to lead the way. But this subject is too vast for the fag end of au essay, and we must reiuctantly leave, with the hope of re turning to it another day. It wilt al ways be timely, for writings such as these can never die. Tibetan Women.. The women are as tall as the men, much more fully developed, aud fre quently quite good-looking. But the iron rule of fashion forces them to bide their rosy cheeks under a thick coating of teu-ja, a black, sticky paste made of catechu. This is to preserve their complexion from the cutting wind so say those who are matter-of-fact, but others tell a different tale. More than a hundred years ago there lived at Lh'asa a great saint named Demo Rinpoch'e, who did much to re store the puritv uf monastic life, which had greatly suffered under the licen tious rule of the sixth pontiff of Lh'asa, Ts'angyang jyats'o. Cauon law says that when a monk goesftmnd he must keep his eyes fixed 011 thVround some little distuuee ahead of trim, looking neither to the right nor to the left; but the rosy cheeks and bright eyes of the women" caused the lamus to forget this law, and grcatdisordersensued. Demo Rinpoch'e then commanded that no woman should go abroad unless her face was well besmeared with black, and soon this became a fashion throughout the whole country. " Time and again I .tried 'to -induce girls in the houses where I was stop ping to wash their faces cleau, prom ising them beads aud other ornameuts; but in vain. They said they washed only when the feasts came' around, some four or five times a year. The Century. .Chinese In Java. The Chinese are no more wel come In Java than iu many other coun tries. They introduce the consump tion of opium, to the impoverishment of the poorer classes. Chinese mouey leuding also works untold mischief a mong the poor, who have to pay such high interest that ruin and misery be full most of them when they once take to borrowing, and this results in an nemaa if prima. " THE OAT UNO CUM. ' Its Inventor Tatla of the First Order Bl Krw Ueealvad. The man who.- chats with Dr. R- J. Gutting of Hartford for ah hour, or even half an hour, says the New York Timet, comes to know the secret of the success which the famous Gatling gnu lias achieved. The gun, is of course, a good one, but its excellence alone is not the thing that has created a demand for It in every civilized country in the world. It may rather. be sum tuat tue irrest.tioieness 01 its inventor has forced the sale of this great exterminator. A person cannot talk with Ut: txatiing live minutes without aconiriiiir an inclination to draw his wallet and buy as many of the (iatmig guns as tie can pay lor, and If the doctor affects people in this way whom he talks at with no other wish than to entertain them, what can not he do when he means business when he goes a-gunning? Tbe doctor is seventy-two years old now. with snow-white hair and whiskers, but he can talk as fast, as smoothly, as entertainingly, as per suasively as ever, and he is to use a good old Connecticut phrase "as keen as a briar." Tall, straight, gracefully proportioned and of easy carriage, he is also an interesting and pleasing per son to look UK)U. ' "I've devoted myself almost exclu sively to the Gatling gun," said the doctor. '-The first Gatling guns 1 made I built in Cincinnati. There were six of them, aud tbey were no sooner nicely made than they were nearly destroyed by a fire, aloug with all my patterns. Then I went to the Indianapolis type foundry aud placed au order for thirteen guns, and these, as soon as they were done. I put in the charge of a man named McQueeney and sent him off to Washington to sell them. When he got to Baltimore he left all the guns except one. That one he took along as a sample. "Old Geo. Riptev was at the head of the bureau of orduaoce, and he was about the most perfect old fogy that ever lived. He refused absolutely to look at the gun. 'We don't want auy new-fangled guns,1 be said. Tbe old muzzle-loadiagoKisket is good euough. That's what Gen. Scott wou tbe battle of Lundy's lane with, and we don't need anything better now. There's nothing like handling the ramrod in the face of the enemy to give men courage and nerve. No, sir; we don't waut anvthing li t'-r than we've got now." "McQueeney started for home in disgust. At Baltimore he met Gem Butler, who Was hastening to the front. He showed the general the new gun, and the general said: -What do you ask for the lot?' A- thousand dollars apiece, an swered McQueeney. "I will take them,' said the gen eral, 'the whole outfit, aud give you a voucher for them. - He did it, too, al though he hadn't any authority to make tbe purchase. . "Butler toek the guns south and used the in iu bis next fight. ; The reb els didn't know what to make of tbem. "What kind 6f gnus have you got here. one of tbe prisoner asked, that load all night nod tire nil day? Rol ler used ail of his ammunition in this light, and made a requisition for more, but he couldn't get it. Stanton re fused absolutely to allow It.' Hesatd the gun had not been adopted by the department. Of course that settled the case. "When the war was over my friends told me to drop the gun business, but I wouldn't. I went to Washington and asked for another firing. Ripley wasn't there any more- In his place there was a wide-awake man. Gen. Dyer, a man who wanted to keep up with the times, and be showed a great interest in the Grilling gun. 7 Through him ultimately I obtained an order for the trial of the gun with canister car tridges, in competition with howitzers, at Fortress Moaroe. "When I got down to tbe place of trial I found that some of the officers had put up a Job on tue. They didn't want my gun to do better work than the howitaers. which were a regular arm of the. service. I fo and that to work my gun they had assigned a lot of plantation darkies, raw recruits just in from the- farm, who didn know any more about a gun thnn a horse does about his uncle. For the working of the howitxers they had set apart a number of picked men. I protested. I said I wanted a measurably fair deal. ' , Give me an hour, I said to drill these darkies. ' f "That wasn't much time, but it was better than nothing. They gave me the hour, and I immediately establish ed a school of gunnery and began the work of educating my crew. Just bo fore the opening of the trial 1 gave each darky a dollar, and said to themi 'Now, do your best; this dollar is, just to begin on. "I tell you those fellows worked like, heroes. I beat the howitzers four to one, and the report went on to Wash ington fo that effect. Soon after I got an order for 100 guns, and that was the first good order I had ever re ceived. Since that time I have sold the gun all over Europe, and should have made a great deal "of money out of it if each oFtiie several governments ordering had stock to one caliber. The many changes in the caliber which we have been compelled to make have beeu very expensive. I haven't a doubt that we have thrown away patterns and machinery which cost us at last $d00,000, changes in caliber having made the patterns and machinery ob solete aod valueless." What They Can Accomplish. Channcey M. Depew in a recent in terview said: "A college friend of mine translated from the' law to rail road in sr. rescued a --bankrupt corpora tion from ruin and placed it upon a prosperous basis, and then adminis tered its affairs with consummate abil ity. ' When he returned many years afterward to his country home and sat, as of old, upon the nail-keg of the cor ner grocery, the wise men of the neigh borhood gathered. about him and one said: '"Is it trew that von air gettin a aalarv of more than 10,000 a year? "My friend said: It is. "Wall,' said the local oracle, that shows what cheek and sarcumstances will do fur a man." Celluloid la Dangerous. The possible danger in the wearing OI Cheap com ds anu m-aceieu ihhub u celluloid was most curiously illustrated recently in Paris. A young girl sat down before the fire to study her les son. She had on what is called a "crop comb." As she leaned lorward the comb heated and burst into flume. The girl's hair was partly burned off. and lor a long 1 1 miT miciwaiu iiu would grow, as the skin of the head was much injured. Celluloid must be at 180 degrees Fahrenheit before it will buru. Misuse of Language. "Doesn't this coni;tny advertise that it ia running trains to Bigville?1 nskett a depressed looking man. as he entered the rail way office. -Yes, r. Hye vou a complaint to mKer "mave. I object to the misuse of language. (Jail it "crawl' or ereep or wrijrte, T but don't. I Ieg of you, continue to I daszle the public mind bv cmMloviD" the word Tun.'1 WixhitKjton 4J&U. m The B Beantii use. Blotche Gout, E Pains, from a is j Medicine a ; : Complexion in bnples, Boil . .gia, Scrofula, and Mercurial seases ariin? I state of the CO., fy&fir's.. Blood oi TOR 81 J. R. Gi 417 SAJ BLAKE, Sc T0W3TE, suh m AMD : n s Binders Bosrd. Oard Stock? Ftte u o sis aa Gonff. Market tA sr. w 0fTr : drocu. ,2 10 pi .3 .. a.i 2.-j 1.35 1.9 h - .. J.40 jL5 , 1.75 1. 8J 3.-. Tiiblt) FsMcrhea Table Aprtctta Tabl Planis, 1 Table nwrtr Older SB VantPd bv th tin rlrwtt nrn load we wJit r'Hir trade : are alwuyu t the Ima tnm In price, aud at tbe top in qtusJlty. Bend i, new 11st free. SuiitflsC&h Store, 416 44! Front Kt.,S.F Is scale injuring roar trees and dinfjor-"- . .' v big year fruit Inthe w.Udew three ten injf your grapu and vinesi Is the curb-leaf waking you trees weak leaiiesst Are Tour Pears and Apples wormy and fci - ernts to sitrhti Are tne Mossors drtrppin & .trees lusipy tneir iniit( b for the Sjmti ttrttnm rwwmUn tixmt wh which ca be km n--ttvir sofpiM In Mininar h In visr. THE I. X. L. COMPOUND u cuinaiu n, - book a, BAH .ftJUKCTan. ' book uv-N . o teiT; BtoJi St.. bet. Montgomery Hamocrm, 4. f. Conducted oo D--ih tbe Euro perm and Ajmt1h plan. This favorite faAtel la nailer the s-irt- ; eticad management otCHARLKS mfNTJn- ' Kill, and Li as good, j( not tbe tiHt. Family ar& Business Ken's Hotel tn San Frnc1-r. HV-ne ecMOforta, cuistne unexcelled, first eius mw-tc and tbe highest standard of reepec-Ujilitj gu&ran toMd. Board and room per day fl 26 to X KU- rmma 50c to fl. Fr coach to and Crono h iwL TIGER MOWERS. t'nt 4 ft, 3 inches. CutfJi feet, -Cut; f-et. - J75.00 ' S2,f0 - o.oo . . Cat wlrar. .nr other Kum csjt. Baker & Hamilton - San Francisco, Ca). PACIFIC STATES TypefoundrY And Printers' Warehouse, omi Winn nin at. 'I'bc tavoilte PilnteVB ftttpfslw- STihmc? $0 tft Pact6e Coast. Proaipt, Bqaore and Pr gresaiTe. Stock eoraplete, representing tbe latct ud best of tne Bstera M rket Tp and Rnk ail c i tnc Poiat System. No obw- lete style. Conncra 0. 8. Trpe Foundry, Hew Tot. Barn hart's G. W. Type Pottndry, Cnicajro. Benton, Waldo A Co'a SaU-Spadtnf T? pc Babcock Cyttndera. Colt's Armory Imp'4 Uwrrersal, Chandler inu Price Gordon presma. Peerless Press ea and Cattons Broaoraie Paper Catters, Simons' Cases and Pwrofttrre, Goktinw's Presses and Tods, a Sed&rwick Paper JofMera, Keys Lone Qnotns, Pace's Wood Type, Inks ana oners, - TabKc Composite. Bte. :" " craunitn o . NEWIMKRt .Off THE HOMI PL AH. b pleSe Outfits wHS tne east id tne Smallest Orders earefnl and nronitt attention. Specimen books naHedm j lt- caboa. . . Azores ait otoers so HAWK8 " SHATTUOK. Wasfemwtoa St. - San 1 Edocattettal Msfteum of Anatemy RMBOM4 tothWr Dfw Eufisftji, &aX Kciared, wh thoauuiA e-f tn etects my W Man. eoUartwd in rC.fj. ccn oi sca,yo. Tmsu -he btsIj Xiasnn till aids ot th ftoefcy Mnvntalna Entfc HslieA Tears. U am) be bow wPiidvrfBIl? joo sr issin. r,, Xi.w Bvp;4 "M lnwe. XatMw for la n't gentteiavirc is eta. &xivMm OSa ail Omxr at-, ppo""- rmsqam Coaaaltartoa ft-aa a-rf pot Book. A. California Opera Chora a H 1S2SL Am ft. aji rasjKxsoa, Pieces" General Vallejo'arpfadinrsa of apt anecdote was alwaysdFemurkante. Patti once dined with 1m m. and asked the old soldier if he enjoyed the nrst upera he " ever heard. - - ' ; 'Why. no," auf ValU'jo; "and yet I .' confess I shall never forjjtrt lt. and sue demanded when and where the event took place. I Iu 1828, on the site of the Palaca. Hotel. San Francisco." . 5 Indeed! And who vafi the' prima. ' donna ao long ago as thut?" ; - Weil. I can't say waa the" smiling answer; bnt there were at least tive hundred coyotes in the chorus." J The Boya One Great Dentre. . ' There is a little boy Dp-town who waa 8 years old a few "days ago. He tie 8-year-old needs or wants -that hia indulgent mamma finally said to bin in perplexity;.. 'Harold, 1 really don'Sj know what to get yon foryoor btvthf day, and I think I shall let 'you choesje this time what it shall be. Now yi6a may say just what you wonld like npost to do or have and you shall have ifci" "Just what I WHitt to do? ' qMeried Harold. - - "Yea, for this one day." Then. I don't want- to lyave any thing, laatmua; but I do want to do fust one thingawfully, it yop'H let me. ' I want to put on some, rngjred clothe and go aH alone out ia the streets and lick a Mtck. I know I can. And he did. tf, V. un. . An Aatomatio Iiferaverw t-v- -fins' belt has 1 fc , Au- lie. It au be lire! from a ii.iikI. t..t belt : ; ui nun Uiu water ...