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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 8, 1890)
DR. C II. DUCKETT,
Between G. T. Cotton
Peterson & Wallace.
MUCH THE NEWEST,
NOBBIEST AND LAMEST STOCK OF
J. K. WEATIIERFORD,
Attorney -at -Law.
Office over First National Bank,
J. M. KEENE, D. D. S.
Dental -:- Parlors.
In the County, is now to be Seen on the Counters of
Iv. EX BlyAIN
A VERY GREAT SCHEME.
Office: Breyman Bros., Building,
tSIioura from 8 A. M. to 5 P. M.
. W. R. BILYEU,
you want to "dress up," we would be clad to show
you through and make the right price.
MERCHANT TAILORING A SPECIALTY.
Mr. E. A. Schkfflkr, is an expert, and has charge of this de
partment. We guarantee satisfaction.
BEARD & HOLT.
ft. L. McGLRUE, Druggists & Apothecaries,
(Saccwsor to C H. Baxmoh.)
Barber : and : Hairdresser,
SIIAVTNG. HAIR CUTTING AND
Shampooing in the latest and best
Style. Special attention paid to dressing
Ladies hair. Your latronae-e resnect-
PURE DRUGS AMD MEDICINES
PAINTS, OIL, GLASS
and Combs, Cigars
:FA.3sro"?ir toilet articles.
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V -V ' " i j t 1
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Prescription Accurately Compounded.
MAIN STREET - - - - - LEAH ANON. on trrinisr
E- J. M'CAUSTLAND,
CIYIL ENGINEER SURVEYOR.
Draught ln and Blue Print.
Office with Oregon Land Co., Albany.
Sewerage System and Water Supplies
a Specialty. Estates Subdivided. Mao
made or copied on abort notice.
THE YAQUIIIA ROUTE.
OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD.
I Orcgci Dereiosmt Zmw'i Zitmllv Use
I 22S Shorter, 20 Hours Lea Time
Thaa by any other Route.
FIRST-CLASS THROUGH PASSENCER
.AND FREIGHT LINE
From Portland and all points in the Willamette
Valley to and from San Francisco, CaL
OREGON PACTFIO RAILROAD.
.TIME SCEDCLE, (Except Sundays.)
Corvallis 1 -.40 p. u.
Yaquina5:3o p. m.
Lv Yaquina 6:45 a. m.
Lv Corvsllis 10:35 - m.
At Albany 11:101, m.
EB. KELIENBER5ER, Propr
Fresh & Salted Beef, Pork, Mutton,
Sausage, Bologna, and Ham.
O. & C trains connect at Albanj and Corvallia.
The above trains connect at Yaaaina with the
Oregon Development Company's line of Steam
ship, between Yaqnina and San Francisco.
Steamer WILLAMETTE VALLEY will sail:
From Yaaaina Tnlv 16th. Aus-ust 6th. Annul
From San Francisco Aurust 1 Ain tith
H63 Augm out.
Kewkhbeb the Oreron Pacific Pnonlar Sum
mer im isions. uaw Kate Tickets are now
on sale from all Valley Points to Yaquina and
This company reserves the rieht to chu Mil-
uig ucs wiuiuqi notice.
Passengers from Portland and all Willametta
Valley points can make close connection with the
Tains 01 the aatnna route at A huvnrrnmi.
ha, and if destined to San Francisco should ar
range to arrive at Y.auina the eveninv hefor ih.
A Pleasant Tims.
I bar spent a most delightful evening".
Miss Breexy," remarked young Mr. Waldo, of
Boston, wbo Is In Chicago on business, "To
a gentleman far away from horns an hour or
two such as I bare just passed is peculiarly
grateful and refreshing."
Thanks, an fully," responded Hiss Breezy.
As it is quits early," went on Mr. Waldo,
"I would bs very glad if you and your mother
would go with ma for a dish of Ice cream."
"Thanks," said the young lady brightly.
"I presume mamma is agreeable, and as for
myself, Mr. Waldo, my mouth is always wida
open for that sort of thing." Mew York Bun.
Republished by "Oar" Request.
An editor of a country paper having been
Invited to a picnic on a day when his paper
bad to go to press, called the boy who set tba
type and said: "Tom, Vm going away today
and ha vent time, to get out any it ore copy.
Taks my article headed 'Party Organization'
and run it In again, putting over it 'Reoub.
Visited by request That will save considera
ble time and you can go to press at once."
When the editor returned from tba pienki
and took np a copy of bis paper be became
Justly indignant upon reading the following:
"Party Organisation. Republished bT re
quest of the editor. Arkamaw Traveler.
Passenger and Freight
Always the Lowest.
For particulars apply to
C. H. HASWELL.
Baeor; aiyd" Card Uuays 0 fJaijd.
Main Street, Lebanon, Or.
STOP AFJD READ!
Gen'l Ft 8t Pass. Ajrt-
Oregon Devel'pm'nt Co
304 Montgomery St.
San Francisco, Cal.
C. C. HOGf E,
Act g Gen. F. & P. Agt.
K, r. ft. K. K. V.O.,
Leave Corvallis Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
o a.m. Leave Albany ao a. m.
Leave Salem, Tuesday, Thursday. Satur-
Smooth Shave and Nice
Shampooing and Spanish Lus
ter Cures the Scalp of
HOT AND COLDIBATHS
y. 8 a.
Arrive Portland, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday,
SOVl H BOCKD
Leave Portland Monday, Wednesday,! Friday
Arrive Salem. Monday, Wednesday. Fridsv.7:!
p. m. Leave Salem, Tuesday, Thursday, Satur
day, 6a. m. Leave Albany, I Top m.
Arrive Corvallis Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.
3:30 p. m.
J. L. COWAN.
J. M. RALSTON.
Ladies may Indulge in the ,
Aejrt Door to Peterson A Wallace's Real EstaU
I. R. BORUM,
ILEA B ANON - - -
Bank of Lebanon.
LEBANON, OREGON, .
He sat on the curbstone iu front of tba citv
ball. In the full glare of the noonday sun.
with the thermometer seeming to mark -100
degrees. A pedestrian, who carried an um
brella in oue hand and a handkerchief in tba
other, thought to Joke him a little, and calkd
Well, is this bo enough for your
No, sir," was the prompt reply.
"Good lands! but why notp
Because I've got the Canady ager, and
this is Just the time for my chilL Say, is
there any hotter place than this in Detroitr
Detroit Free Pree.
The Sam Old Boy.
Kow to abstain from deadly pond
The urchins ma doth uree him, .
And in the guise of Adam he
Poth in the same submerge hira.
And when with killies in his hair
ie seeks the cottage bower.
The little fktiontxt asserts
Tsra but a passing shower.
Mlatskn irr Calling.
"And what does rourhusl nd do for a
UvlnT asked Mrs. Chat tern ell during her
first call on a new neighbor. "He's are
porter." "A whatr "A newsnaner re
porter; ha goes about ererywhera, Iannis til
too news and takes it to the par." "And
do they pay for that!" shrieked Mrs. Cbatter-
wu, rising to her fees in sheer amazement.
lea; fSO a month." "Oh. natm m
rva lost morVi 120.000 good moneT 'since rv
Uved in Talkertownr Bbo makea a straight
rum iot um newspaper omca, J ournalist.
Money In tt If Tou Provide Against
"I was in CI iton go some weeks ago,"
said a well known man about town,
"and had some business with a friend
away on the outskirts of the city, five j
nines or so iroin my Hotel. Uurinjj
the transaction of the business we hau
occasion to enter a small cafe near by.
While we were there a line looking
man, gray whiskered and bearing a
strong resemblance to the late Itoscoe
Conkling, came briskly into the place
and called for the best rye whisky. It
was set before hi in. lie poured out a
gentleman's drink. He had the glass
naif way to his lip, and as he was rais
ing it nearer he slipped his other hand
into ms trousers pocKei. a queer ex-
fression came suddenly into his face.
Ie nut the glass down.
" "I beg pardon I' he said to the bar
tender; 'I don't want the drink.'
"With that he hurried out
" 'Craxyl'said the bartender, 'or-else
he didn't have the price.'
"I returned to my hotel soon after
ward. An hour or so later 1 was pass
ing out to take the train on my way
east, when I met the gray whiskered
man who had so suddenly changed his
mind about taking the drink at the
cafe. He came into the hotel, looking
jaded. If I'd had time I'd hare satis
fied my curiosity about the man there
and then. But I didn't and hurried on
to catch my train.
"The other day I dropiied into the
Bohemia on Broadway, and you may
imagine my surprise when I saw the
lioii.l.nm. M. ..-1, 1 I I r . 1
inciuem at me out-ot-wuy care in Chi
cago sitting; at a table with a jolly
srroup, of which ho seemed to bo the
life. I was introduced to him. He
proved to be one of the most jovial of
all the genuine old time-actors. I
couldn't Uelp telling him at once under
what peculiar circumstances I had
een him in Chicago, and asked hint if
he remembered it
"'I should say so r he replied; 'and
it was all because of my not having
a quarter instead of ninety cents.
Seems funny, doesn't itl But all the
same, I'd have had that drink if I'd
had a quarter in my pocket, but with
the ninety cents I couldn't get it It
was this way. Borne weeks apo I had
a sudden inspiration, and I said to my
wife that from then on I'd
spend another ten cent piece, but that
every one I got I'd keep for the chil
dren to put in their savinsrs hank
My wife thouo-ht that would Iia n tol
erably correct measure, and it was
adopted at once. It had been iu force
but a few da vs when vou saw tn
Chicago. I was plaving an engage
ment there at the time. The day of
the little cafe incident I bad mn (
to that jumping oft place on business.
Just before starting I found I had uo
money in mv ooekeL ami I o-t
silver dollar from my wife. The
street car conductor gave me nine
ten cent nieces and a nickel
change when I paid my fare. I ran
about for two or threa lion ra nut llioro
and when 1 cot throua-h I n-n tiJ
from head to foot and if erer I
yearned for a large and juicy ball it
was just then. I snied the littln
and struck a bee line for it tossing my
nickel to a blind boirrr nit I trout
That drink you heard me order was
going to taste better than anything I'd
had for many moons. As I was dull v-
ing witn it in joyful expectancy I fell
for the money to pay for it You
may have noticed the shade of Rnrcntr
of disappointment, of hopelessness that
swept over my face at that moment
It was born of the suddenness with
which the awfulnessof the. situation
struck me when my fingers came in
contact with the nine ten cent pieces.
Instead of four or fiye fat solid nickels,
I bad but a paltry ninety cents, and
Id have chocked on the drink if I
had used a single uinth pirt of
tue sum to pay for it 1 hat was why
( returned the cup to the bartender
and refused to look upon it when it
was red, and went sorrowfully but
hastily out I rushed for a street car.
It was uot until the conductor came
around for his fare that I came to my
self again. Again the fatal nine ten
cent pieces arose before me, and I sup
pose the conductor also thought I was
crazy or broke the way I got off that
car. i tramped ttie Dve miles back
home, and I suppose I was just drag
ging myself intolho hotel as you were
going out But it's a great scheme,'
concluded the actor. 'A fellow can
save a lot of money by holding on to
his ten cent pieces: but he wants to
uave a coupie ot dollars with him to
HOW TOMMY 6PENT THE FOURTH.
OB a year had been
Tommy Binks eC
All his given dimes
His small tin bank
That he might
enough of art
For himself and
To have just a hunky dory
Time upon the Fourth' July.
Bo, when dawned the welcome moralng.
Tommy and Utn comrade kid,
Keath a cherry tree together
Long In consultation hid.
and mlMchlevously decided
To set flroworks off, but wbera
It would be the most convenient
To give folks around a I
WHAT THE URCOGISTS SAT.
Boon they spied the country parson
A near sighted, lank divine,
Eiivino; down the lane a holding
On his mars by slacken'd linsj
Cp they slyly stole behind alio.
And beneath his wea-on sot
A torpedo off that started
The old mare upon a trot
March 24, 18H0.
Manufacturer! oj the Great Sierra Kid
ney and Liver Cure.
Gkntlkmkm: It please t u to stale thai
In our judgment California production
are coming to the front very rapidly. In
the case of your remedy as In proportion to
ales of any other kidney and Her cur
or medicine for the eura of kldne and
liver disorders The Great Hierra Ktdneg
and Liver ( hire U the bent selling article
on our urn-lyes, and Is rapidly on tbe In-
crea-e dally. Respectfully youm.
Corn & Mathrw, DruRKlsts,
Twentieth and M s Ion streets, San Fran-
A new l.lnr for next seaitnn eallnl utk.
Oath." Vi lihout much doubt the hero Is a teamster.
TRADE Cr t MARIcSl
s v)nh " -
For Stablemen and Stockmen.
Cirlt. Swellings. Braisst. Sprains, Calls, (trains.
Lameness, Stiffness, Cricks Heels, Scratch.,
Contractions, Fl.ih Wsundt, Strlnehart, Sore
Threat. Distemper, Colic, Whitlow. Poll EH,
Fistula. Tumors, Splints, Rlngbontt and Sptvla
la their ..rr Staaes. Directions with sack be ttie.
At Dsrooiirrs asd Dsalcb.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELEI CO.. Barasssra. Ma,
TAKR CABEI THRRfB IS DANOER
In allow Ins Insctfrltyof Uie kidneys to (rrow
throush ni itli't. The deadl ihn.l. nl itri.ht'.
dinesne and dialiete. wlllwreck the soodly bark of
health If It Is allowed to drift rudderlnM upon
them. The bladder, too, If Id set I re and judi
cious medication does not speedily direct i be
helm toward the port of safety, will be
whelmed by the quicksand of disease. In select
Ins a diuretic let your choice fall upon Hostet
ter's Stomach Hitters, which stimulates the renal
oraan. without Irrltatlus; and exrltlns; them,
Iwo erteets in he apprheudtxt from the nnmedl
rated stimuli largely reported to. These hava a
tendency to reset preJudirlnUy. The hitters ln-
sianeya sua hisilrtcr. to common
with the nerve, and d I kiwi I re onrans, and so af
ford laMtlflV atll. Ir mfYnrAm A,im .uf.,...
in prevent! n nj rMrln Intcrmlltent and re
mittent fever. BillousneM, constipation and
rheumatism it slsu subjugates.
under new Law
Soldiers, Idows, Parents, send for blank ep
lillcstlotn and information. Patrick O'Farreil.
Pension Arent, Washlnicton, D.
Send Stamp for Our Pamphlets.
We here aomethintr new which will save
IIBKWOOD BARD RUBBER COMPART,
Cor. Market Jones St.., 4th Soar, room 134,
Price, '. lady A sent. Wsnted.
OH! MY HEART!
Well, try Dr. Rogers' Heart Tonic; as a heart
remeoy 11 nan no equal. Not a sltifrle ease where
it has been tried aud has not given relief. You
may be Deeding It Jtwt now and scarcely be
aware of it. Asa blood cleanser and purifier It
staud. at the head of the list. Redington A Co.,
wholesale agents, price SI. ror .ale by Smith's
t rnsfci Ktwre, 418 rant .,. wl ,
and all dealers in medicines. end for trial
hot tic and testimonials.
Diamond Drill Work. "
The Pacific Prospecting Co ,ZrPZZZW
with Diamond Core Drill for oil, mineral or wa
ter. Hole, bored for ventilation or drain. te.
Agento for Diamond Drill Ma'hlnerr and Sup
plies. Correspondence solicited. 1 13 mim
.ui Ntreet, Han Francisco.
404 Hattery St.. Kass traatlte.
Highest market price paid for Hides, felts
and 1 allow.
' "h Pianos: Bnrdetturvana Hand isMmmenta.
LanrnM stock of Sheot Slnxla ftnolr. Kmim
supplied at eastern Prices. MATT HI AJ
QftAY CO. fost Btmt Baa rVaacMoa.
i:H t'flEAF IRKfUATKD LAffD
X1 or HUHEi) on ti e beaatlfui nrairiea of
Texas address Fa Kg Lsssk,
Agent, San Angelo, Texas.
La ta T rrra. I sri.
HD MORPHINE HA BIT
cur. -4. Trial free. CoaBden-
ttaily address INLiI A.NA
MINERAL SPRINUS. CO..
Ooodneas graclouat It was awfull ,
How that old gray mare did go,
Beedleaa of the startled parson's
Frantic shouts of "Whoa! there whoa f
As the rustics in their doorways
"Vowed a worse sight never had
Scandalised that old turnpike road !-.
Was their parson going mad?"
Tommy and his comrade chuckled
O'er tbe mischief they had donef
Thought It was a "boas" beginning
For a bully day of fun I
Later on, of tricks unwearied,
They a big firecracker lit.
Tied It on a stray Tom cat's tad.
And the feline took a fit.
In a field close by, a Biddy
Fresh from Erin's lovely iala.
Bat milking a meek bovine.
When like lightning o'er a stOe
Lrap'd the madden'd Tom eat at hetv
All ablaxe lu furry tail.
And upset the fainting milkmaid,
With her overflowing paiL
1 He man yon meet edit down the hilt w.
one nn niner man you are.
for. Una. sod then I
CVKte or MPI74AL WEAKKESS.
' Um iWun sgsia. 1 mu a
iiMataMMuf rim trU
E. F. Woolston, Yates, Orleans county.
New York, writes:
"My wife flee jears ago was confined
to her bed with Inflammatory rheumatism
of the muscles of the back. Tba doctors
thought her rase bopele-s, end doomed
ner to oe a be ridden Invalid. The vh.len
pain kept her awake almrwt every niah'.
bha lot orer thirty p und4 in weight. To
ease her pain I thoueht I would nut on
Allcix K'a P. rods I lasters. 1 roTered
her brick witli them. To my irreat delicht
"ctrnn io sieeD well, nam Ten
mm h abated In one werk. 1 th. n tmk
the tdaxtera off. waxhed her birk and i.nl
on fresh nee At the end of the second
we -k she Insisle I on cettlnir np, and b
the third week was emirely well and able
I to attend to her household duties."
radlc car.. J hsv. msd t
rviwit mv nwdi to eon.
wwi wiea w no tnMnu for ao pm mmiit a
ran m vmam ror a tnuMun a m Bottw
u. um Eiprwi and Post OS"
C ltt3 Pearl at. hnr Isa
of my mfailihiar
free. w.E. boulter.
'Sib Inn ton, D.C.
3msi aaa Ka0u8 1 1 i I
of msrr Simmm imtiiAM tn..
ii II - - I V. I-IVI . U UBUlI.flriHE, U, WOP I
'r .arwiir hobs ystutatm w..si i. a
IMtrjr fr. m, Suu. tmt rln Ummutt. Writ. itT
HID I. f 'J IS Diaatnsf n Siaa.
rarsjam avi army i'-uaiu. laiU
mmt Unmat lor ' oavi na, lm .
rxat, McLUiie kw
nbbo. Tika i
mritL Xoanc Pap.
$75 to$250 s7n,u,
" . working for as. Pnon
prr1err4 who eaa ftirnlab . borM .nd ffiv I L.tr vhol.
tim.tots. hasineM. Spar, aoowiu mv BseoStsbig
mror.d .hm. A few vseaDOte. la tovTb. and cities,
R . JOH.thOX ACXJKxiS Mi. i.U.,camaad. Vs.
WORTH A GUINEA
He fsadlrl I hare not seen m wlfs'. f.M r...
. Due noynoiT tie ene paints.
HoARS KSFSR. All aiifferlnv Imm Ir-r4tn.
tut of t Kt throat and Aoaramass a 111 be
atrneably surprised at the Imm. dlae re
lief afT -rded by the ue of "Brown'M Iiron-
emat i roc Ms. sold ou'y In boies.
s Ud to
I'll see you and raise you." as the evrlon
Aasmtslhit nnti in artlela la w.. t.
ot otvr-wwired tromea to 1 phten her labor
orriaiuiy a Deneodor. Crajjin & t o.
surely eonie under this head in making
Uobbtna' blertne Soan so chean that nil
I can use tt. l ou Kive it a Mai.
For DILIOUS & UEnVOUG DICOHOEnO
Such as Wind and Pain in the Stomach, fullnett and SmmMn after Kealt.
Dizzinett. and Dromninete. ColdChillt.riyhinge of Heat, Lose of Appetite.
Shortnet of Breath. Cottireneee. Scurry. Blotcheo on the Skin. Disturbed
Sloop, frightful Oroam; and all Morrou and Trembling Sentations. Sc.
THE riRfJT DOSS WILL CIVt HELIE" IN TWENTY MINUTES.
RECHAU 8 PILLS TAKE A3 M RECTI O KBTOSt fttAUt TO COMPLETE HEALTH.
Fcr Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired
Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc,
they ACr UKE MtGIC. 8trtftlrmlnf the moscnlar gyttsas, restoring long Vet Ooar
bringing bxcfc tba srfae eanpatta, and aronafag with the ROSEBUD Of
HCALTHlti mholt picaS mcry, of the human frame. One ot the best guarantee
I 1 aZZTl iTt hi that BEECHI MS PILLS HAVE THE LARGEST (ALE 0
2 Ml" '"ii .tiiivrnciii inenuniD.
Ftt1mT ""'T w THOS BEEt'HAM,!
SofH aw lruitmormrmUp. B. F. ALLEN
u iu.. see awe a7 casai L. New ts
Ant Imm.w 11.. . . . . ' " r
J bb X-7 -u 7si En T a .'JT 'i' JTAV."'"" I" " rrvi"-m, n wail.
' J JTTZ rJ rfll&.zacia a. tl ' A.. 1 m EXUfll THIS fAPxal
Oulmbv thinks Ih.t
should be bark-rigged.
an ocean greyhound
Unto Tommy's smiling mother
Biddy rushed 'mid pensive waiV,
And declared "she wud ao longer
Sbtay where cats hare devils' tail.'
Tain was coaxing to retain her,
60 to PumpUinville "goodby"
Bade she, on that fated ev'ning
Of the Fourth day of July.
As the purple shades of twilight
Hovered soft and darkly nigh.
And, thank Heav'nl at last was ot-i
Punk and powder Fourth' July
Wicked Tommy and his comrade.
With malicious unconaara,
Lit their floal 'nigger rhnsi r"
In tbe hay loft of a barn.
Both tbe culiriu soon were rescue j
From tbe barn of blazing hay.
Then by Tommy's wrathful daddy.
In a state of wild dismay.
Kever more shall dimes or pennies
Fill up Tommy's bank to buy
fireworks if his daddy knows It
On a future Fourth' July.
N BLKQART PACKAGE Or risr
incjuninar is rare novel tiea. ah anew an1
artistic imported o'eotrraphic and ehro.
maue carat 1 ma urn and hMntifn ml.
led loo se t by mail to any one wbo will
00 vnta: nur a ooz or I be wenulne Ire r.
MeLane s Celebrated Liver 1'illa from anv
drutrxisL, price IS rents, and mail us the
ouUide wrapper with your address, plain
ly written aud 4 cents In stamrx. The
SrOW hair in hh lic3rnhnh
sIP heir works, especially It
genuine McLane's rills are prepared onl
by Flemincr Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa. an
nave been In constant use for over aixt
ib tiros.. Pittsbureh, Pa, an
years. They are superior to all others
purity and eTecUvennwi. A certain care
tor tnoieestlon and sick bnaHarh A A.
dress, Fleming Brow.. Pittsburgh, Pa.
HOW OO you Voter I vote a. I near "IKi I
morning, noon ana nigntT
"T nnpnnere Atl Awn.. 1..-
p? M ! rV f Jg fkip
A man who I. Ion wMk tn . ...1
kng to tbe best " set."
up may he- j
Kl PTI-RK ANU PILES Cl'ItED.
We poalHrely cure rupture and all recta dls-
les Wltnout tuilna or detenllon from hiiolnM.
neure. no nar: ana no mr nntll eneert AA
divws for pamphlet Drs. Porterfleld A lisey, :
n .ireei. rwu r ranciseo.
LOVE'S LABOR'S L0ST-ZL STZStfS
works herself to death la the effort. 0 the house dees not loos as bright as a th
ts the blame if things are plumed while hotise-cleaning goes as why .tame ier
8aia. One remedy is wrtbiij her reh. II she ases SApOLIO tvsfTttinij will look
leAs, and the rein" of nouss-cleaning disorder will be ouickr over.
A Doubtful Accommodation.
Browne's employer was caUins his atten.
sum to me sales or another travel inir man.
and intimating that ha ought to try and do
"1 tell you what it is." said Browne, "it's
ail in the territory a man has to travel. Now
any fool can sell goods in that territory."
Well," replied the merchant, thoughtful
ly, "I think I will start you out on that route
next month." Merchant Traveler.
Transacts a General Baniin. Business.
rfn-srtrr says ae ttas tbe W. fc.
echoes wiuiout name sad ric at.
uie aattasa. pot him down as a
'. fc. Dowaia.
TjMgL-H""J" 'mr'''-1 it- j'-aiesWiies.'' 'if'-eii'Waias.i'rii i ilf'
ACCOUNTS KEPT SUBJECT
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?5'2 KENriXE HtSIi-rtWED SHOE.
4.O0 H ANfWEWKD WKLT SHOK.
I"H2 i'2tICE AND FARMjElSIS' HO
i.e) KXTRA VALUE CALF eir0J.
fcajW snd lH.JS M8 KCHOOf, SHOES
i hi it iMiuitreis, uaiua ana iase.
Exchange sold on New York San
Francisco, Portland aud Albany, Oregon.
Collections made on favorable terms.
G. T. COTTON,
: DEALER IN 2
Groceries ana Provisions.
A Hint ta a Boarder.
Stout Man (whose appetite had been the
envy of his fellow boarder) I declare 1 I
have lost three buttons off my vest!
austreas ot toe House (who had been achine
to give him a hint) You will probably find
them in the dining room, sir. Judge.
Baslaeas Very Quiet,
lady (to drug clerk) A two cent stamp.
Clerk (absent minded) Yes, madam. Will
you take it with you or have it sent Har
iirmt Material. Best Style. Beat Fitriag.
W. I- XMXJGLAS. BROCKTON, MASS J
TOBACCO and CIGARS,
"Examine W. L. Doug-las $2 Shoe
or Gentlemen and Ladies.".
for Sale by C. L HA CKZEMAJT.
Foreip anfl Domestic rrnils,
Qneensware and Glassware, Lamps and
' Lamp Fixtures.
Peiya Cash for Bggm.
Main Straat, JLwbanon, ursgon-
telen Mamma, what is casus belli!
pother My child, neveF speak of any.
f'ngr ao indelicate. It is the Latin foe
ewwacn acne. Life.
The rlittdaa and tKe Fiifceroua.
The politician's up and doing;.
And working with a will;
The fisherman, hisspoi? pursuing.
- Is Lying stiU. Boston Courier.
Soft India silka in the new yellows.
crimsons and bines Are used for vestibnita
doors and sash curtains now in prefer
enca to dotted mull, scrim or lace. Allow
throe inches top and bottom for the hem
and opening for the little brass or wood
en rod which holds the silk in place.
spend while doing it, if ho doesn't want
tofgo dry and walk.' ''New York Sun.
A Fish floapltal.
A hospital for fish ? This is tho odd
est thiug; heard of for a very long
time, but it exists, and an ichthyolo
gist, who knows all about it, sends
particulars. Hospitals are springing
up m all parts of the kingdom for the
beneGt of domesticated aiiihials. The
horse, the dog, the cat and winged
creatures are cared for, and now a hos
pital for fish has been opened at the
Midland Counties Fish Culture estab
lishment at Mai rem Wells. All fish
are liablo to epidemic and fungoid dis
eases, together with other maladies,
which may be due to natural or acci
dental causes, and those suffering
from any of these affections are re
moved from their habitats at the es
tablishment and placed in the hospi
,Jrhere tlley ara carefully attended
to. The home of rest, or finny hospi
tal, consists of ponds, constructed in
such a way that the patients may be
readily scrutinized and doctored. A
hospital without surgical aid would be
lacking in an essential, and, therefore,
the art of fish healing has been care
fully studied by the founder and nro-
pnetor of the hospital, who has in
vented and manufactured Krwvln I mn.
J- i . .. . rr.-v
uicinai solutions tor ami iraimn in
sues or uiuerent sDeeies. nr-nivi;non
r . i 1 . V "
-uv iiaturo ui Liieir siiirni-iiifrQ I n.
don Sporting and Dramatic News.
Not a Bad Precedent.
An English court has rendered n rl-
cision which would not be a bad prece
dent here. It seems that the engineer
of a dummy engine, which ran by the
ClllA nr A .1.1" t ' i
uv, a public nigiiway, caused the
steam to bo blown oil suddenly, there
by frightening a horse and causing a
runaway and smash up. The owuer
of the horse sued the railroad company
and recovered full damages. Thejudjro
held that the right to run the engine
aong the highway did not carry with
It the right to cause runaways by
means which could be prevented. San
JJ ranciseo Chronicle.
Australia has made to a projected
railroad a grant of 16,000,000 acres, or
20,000 acres a mile. The grant to the
Facihc railroads in this country
amounted to about 6,400 acres a mile.
The once flonrishine town of Rolltalrw. fa
Ai-ixona, is yow entirely deserted. Tba man
who named the town builded better than ba
knew. j irristown Herald.
Mine. Patti has decided to learn to play tba
banjo, and if at any time within tbe next two
months a man with disheveled hair, a wild.
uaumeu iook in iiis uark eyes, buttons a
nig irorn iiis pants ana socks that wear negt
erwu appearance, Is found wandering aln
leasly around solitary placea la Europe, his
name wiu probably be JNicolini. St. Paul
A bright newspaper woman la New York
gained admission as a lunatic to an insane
asylum and remained there a couple of wi
taaing notes, which she worked np into
graptuc newspaper article. It is suspected
Lhat she deceived the physicians in charge by
wearing a fashionable bustle as large as a
flour barrel and bavins her hair
within half an inch of hep ejebrowlN.orri-
Natural, gag is a great boon to the psopla
of Pittsburg, but t-he people there "e-He
Mgnt oi ic xsorrlstown Herald.
"I was In hopes, professor," said a hospital
onaer surgeon, "that I would be given that
'K operation in the poor ward." "No, I
: Bgned it to Young Sawbones, but I'll give
you a . MCI at uie autopsy, The Epoch.
it costs something to die respectably la
Omaha, On the case inclosing the body of a
uuta sent ironi mere U) Akron, O., for burial.
was tne following itemised bill, to be "col-
jectea on delivery or contents returned:"
unuenauers bill, fOO; hotndta expenses.
vj, I'uiBK'iaui ree, aj0j livery, AO, Thi
Din was paid, but the rent of the family will
e- - oto tn um. i am triers, ex.
Husband (RufTering from Jnnucnga).Po
you know why id is, by dear, thad cods ai
wales addag be id the head? Wife (thought
fully) Why, I believe, John, physicians
uom m tiuas always attack the weakest
8CKK CURB FOR PILES.
nnra en re toe bPna. hlemtin ..J i,...i.in
. uin. ,.. nui II.. unn I JIM wnr, nl ,AH
Tears' staadinaj. No one need suffer ten roin
otes afier ttsing Kirk's German PlieOintmeuL
It absorbs tumors, altars the itchinar. aota as
a poultices gives relief. lr. Rirk's Uermaa Pile
I uinimeni is prepared only for files and itrbina
ot tbe pri rate pwi ta, aud nothing else. Kven
bos is warranted
Sold by IN-Uifgiats and sent by mail on receipt
of price, Sl.tO nor oox. J. J. afaok 1
Wboieeaia Agents. Baa franmsoo.
Beware of Imitations of the eoleKrul r
msui Larouna ring UBliolaeco.
eerw " "
To jura mikiDsnesa. Slek Beattaebe ConstlpaUoa,
w .i.ii - - -wftmiimm, sjsav ine SB IS
sad eertaia ressedr. SMITH'S
,SJ?JgMAU-,7J: 4( Wtle bsanstotbebra.
- -r- " ' i"m- niDTwi ivn, : sum ail a
frtoe of ettbei stse. 8 cent, per bocua.
KI08INC S!i Ji JKlJW?ki
gents toopper. or am.i "?
m 3 r an rrn a co. .
Mafcers of "Bile Beans. St. bouta Mo.
Tbt Ossmsa lor breakfast.
Da Looks Like Ochiltree
A mend of Lawrence Oardrww folia thi.
joke on him: Botne months aco Mr. Gardner
waa traveling in a Pullman car going from
new York to Saratoga. He notioed.thst tba
porter paid more than usual attention to him.
put thought nothing of It At last, after I
mucn oeniation, the porter said:
Howdy, Col. Ochiltree I I ha vent seen
joabn this road for some time."
ye oeen very busy in Sew York."
f fSai-rlnor '-. '' " . i
AVashlnqton -:- College.
A boarding and day School for
YOUNG MEN AND BOYS.
Most Hsalthpvl Locatiok is ths Cocktt
The porter then went into anntbwr
Pardaar and his friend adlourned to thw
smoker, reasotly tbe porter came in, and.
gping up to Oardner, said:
"You remember, colonel, tba last time 1
''Weil, you promised me a dollar, and von
K-r. w ub. inn. wi v ... .
"Well. bora, the dollar" said fl.w I liP W1IP7 K A I ATI IlnflA vtATtA
-ndtron, that day to this be has been huni "WU UW9-
"S M4" wuuunj naireq romancer Of the f am-
r asiiington vriuo.
Terms tor boarders, fsao per year.
For catalogue address
D. a PDLFORD, A. M.,
The oldest and largest In the North
anaoe, Bieca and Behr Bros. Pianos. Barbae
Moase-proof Organa Publishers of The Mueieai
"r; !;'"'" or snns sfie pages reading
I m.lt.r anil la .!.., ' . . . ' 'F
VT . ... ... . I ' -" woviv, ,Bnfru monuilTil.
Ba Winked to bootblack to sten into a I per year; sample oonv, lOc Send for catalog
i . -r f.". r o, n., rvrfjuo. Or.
The hvening Mail of Stockton, Cal.,
has liegun an atrtion for $50,000 damages
against Councilman B. F. Kaglev for
slander. Bai.y in the presence of sev
eral city officials said that a certain ar
ticle in the Mail concerning L,. U. Ship
pee as a candidate for Governor was
shown Shippee lefre it was published,
and that he was told if he paid J,5.K) the
article would not appear. The article
consisted of interviews with leading Re
publicans who opposed Hhipie's aspira
tions and gave their' reasons, some of
them being rather sensational. i
la a Fix.
First Art Critic (at an exhibition) Great
Second Art Critic I should say so.
"How under the sun ara wa to get np oar
1 dont know. There is no way to dis-
ungnun good paintings from bad."
"ona at all There isn't a single pries
mcun. iu mu wnoia vwaifrgiva. rmsna
A Practleal Sngarestlon.
Peggar rieaae, sir, give a poor man some
Gent. Pve nothing for you.
Beggar You might subscribe on the in
stallment plan, and pay over the first install,
pient now and the next On the first of the
month Then you wouldn't feel it much..
Indies- cookipg schools are the ratre
ail over tngland. at tuition rr.triPM rtf
troin u to 5-100 per twenty lessons.
accorciing to the grade of eooklnf
wiuc-u uie pupil desires to learn. In
Scotland the craze has assumed a nonu-
lar form and lessons are given by the
aozen as low as Hfty cents to one dollar.
'Do you think, doctor, wa will have tba
cholera here in New York this winter T"
asicea an inquisitive man of a Sow York
!"I have studied the matter closely," replied
the official with great deUberation, "and it
Is my opinion, from all I can gather,' that if
yiu- present exemption from cholera con-
tinuea ror sxx months we will' not have any
pholera this year." Texas SiTtlnga.
doorway near tba postofflca. and thn mnfl.
t . ; 1 1 . . , -
nwiusuj remarKeai .
"Bonny, th postmaster and I dont hitch
very weU, so I dont care to co in and m
about my mail. Suppose I give you a quar
ter, and yon go in and inauire far a letter foe
Claude Atelnotta, and if you get ona bring It
Not much I" exclaimed the boy as he drew
"Because I worked that racket for a fellow
about a month ago.' They passed out a let
ter, and I had Just grabbed it when an old
duffer grabbed me. 'Write love to my
1.. 1 1 , . ..... . . -
wBuguMsr, win your ne Deiiowed. Want my
Nellie to elope with you, ehf Ahl m k rush
rou T And he walloped me with a cane until
had to ride horns on a dray. No, no,
Claudy, I've learned somathinir new "n.
troit Free Press.
Hs Ohinl MtJicrn, in tit WVriU r'
ThS sruTeTe u 4 caJt-niftr prvp3i
Bnuuua, ani oas baea tn constant wis fo nearfr a
.tf dfeea. o "wlleYn?aSunS
J. WtV ,1 (- . I
none, perhaps, for wtUcb
JreasiBf than sore eras, and
" it is an InralUbls remodj. If the dtree
tioas are followed It will rever f auT Wa parttiuly
Invite the attent'on of phylotansto It. sieVltiVror
Ask Him! Who?
JONES OF BIfiQnAUTO.1,
...B,NJ5HAMTON. N- y
What? Why on Scales
" He Pays the Freight"
The Best Family Soap
in the World,
rkMns Bectrie Soap to r-Wper ft yon
use, if jroa fMLun ,l irrrtiom, than anv
other soaps would be if grfeew to you. for by
III nee rivlhrt are Krrerf. Oothes east snore
Don't yon trrtru to tare onv, elotbes,
bme. labor, fuel, andhealih All these eaa
be saved If you will tn, Imbbins' Eleetrie
Soap. We say fry." knowing If yon try it
enre. yon will always use if Have voo
grocer order it.
H. M. DISSELL & CO.
218 raoNTST..SAN FRANCISCO.CAU
CENERAL ACE NTS.
thi u sahi mim$,
POT all iVirRia s-rf navnn.. .
Sf'SSi0? "1 dby' whTieTdlS
of certain organs or not. wiseaseg
Also the new and direct method of arrevHn.
abnormal nrinarv dlk. ' , "rresrint
the Impotent theif deps7ed vjor w
Successful mm 111 Use Ba ruled T.,
va oaiio steiflUB log jrg Aflri.tteS.
original formula of the eelebraTed p7us.il.
of Paris, under gnsrantee thst shonld we . h?n J
title. ' " so auaer tugt
1." KO Dr- a Salle conceived the Idea
.""15? "nd wminal olseases h!
rental medication, beliaviug be woM T.f
following advantages: - 4 ,n"
(1.) Atmliestinn nl lit. .
seat of the dise. ""8" "'recuy to tbe
(2.) Avoidance of digestion and nentrailzHn
of the active neutral medicalaienSr ,5!?? -
no stomach drugging. ' '
131. The iwuUiii m. v i
r wi,hor.n;;hy.i;sr' xen ,IP
theordToS;, e ' d "
; .? y aosoiuteiy harmless. '
(6.) Close anr.ro.ch to h ."L -
emergence of the spinal nerves lmm ih.L
bral column, and ho. iT!I .m .the.TCTt"
N. P. N. U. No. 8?8 g. F. N". U. No.' 335
Will haVa no other Jobacco
Who orvce tries
'SEL OF-JtORTJ. CAROLINA '
" " ' " Plug Cut -l
This is the secret of Us
I1LI.I! ROI fa
lsrge pTa U Ltl" nmme' 1Qd a
In the preparation of the La Pslle Boiils w
use the best coco, bntter for holding and nS
nerving the various drugs, thus making tbeiint
troduction a very easy matter. 8 ,
J5?ey P"into the rectam with the most ner
1 Si. method of treatment k-sves"behVnrt n
traces to excite the curiosity of anVouaT
Diseases of tba Ktdaeya. Bladder. Pros
tata Oland-Their Traatment and Car.
Wlthodt Stomach Mediratioa.
.8JJf5T?,,S'"-rrK,aent nrination, rising at night
&KK.n,e:p,n or ""aiding In passiuW wawr;
dribbling of nriue after mpline aVti en
largement of the unntit. i h . o r; . '
"'iheKidneys. The mo, decided benefit
derived by placing these remedies right at tbe
POtwhere they will do the most good, when
tbe Bolus is-introdmwl Int.. ih.
direcUy at the neck of the bladder. ,,r""
Price for t Full Course ef TreatmeiiL HO.
For further information address
DR. H. TRESKOW,
89S Braatlwax, - New l.rfc.