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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1889)
& ' . . . . -. . 44- t. ';. "A hired jflrl," onoo wild back country New England fuwrnw. "co',n wagon, but nil a wife rmeds l two cui Joo droHHOH it your, and he doon ull tit work. 11 -Alexander Graham Iloll, In fioleiiuo, oalmilaton that a motlier In talking to her Infant Hpeuku 8(5,000 words a day equal to about four hours' continumiH talking. A young ludy living In Chontor Valley, Pa., whs promUod that if he would tulco nlmrge of a public school threo young inon, erich twenty yoars of ago. would ontop her clans. Little No Ihsart is the name of a Sioux Indian at Clioyonne Agoncy who always wcuri tnllor-uiado milts nnd Is said to bo iw dudish a the Little No Brains tribe found in the larger cities. A ourlouH fact in natural history comes from Fairlie. Scotland. A hen. after hatching several chickens, died; thereupon a cat took charge of the brood, and has since remained their jealous guardian. A Mohammedan unlvorxltv nine i iimdred yean older than Oxford in utill lotirishing at Cairo as In the days of Irubian cimintst It contain hut ine room, tlm liner is p ived and the of is suppovtiul by 400 colunjn. The following memorandum was handed to a Ralusman in a Waynes boro, Ga.. dry goods store by a col ored man: "May 2 one Suut Clouso Number 82 one Tare of Lastard Shoos Number D a find Sunday Hat Number 7 a line Whit Shirt No 15 one Stanlnd carlnrNo. 15 a Pare of Sox." After explaining what ha wanted, his order was llllud and he went his way rejoicing. A Virginia court has boon trying a case in which tlm plaintiff, who has been totally blind for many years, claims f 10,000 damages from the Rich mond & Panville railroad for having been sniutdiud up in an accident last year, nnd ho injured that his legs are paralyzed, and he lun to go about in a wheeled chair. Hut he conducted his own case, and maintains a lurge legal practice besides. Potor Trexler, of Citawlssa valley, noticed a peculiar odor in his tea, and Mrs. T., on lifting tho kottle-lid found a beautiful treat boiled to death. Mr. T. hnd kept it for your in his well to purify the water. Usually the wife got water from the well with a bucket, but being hurried this time she low ered the tea-kettle, clapped the lid on without looking into It, and set it boil ing merrily on tho wood lire. An unfortunate shoemaker of So lau, in Germany, had to pay very dearly for his negligence in al. owing a nail to puss through tho solo of a shoe .which ho had repaired. Tho custom er's foot became so bud that it was obliged to bo amputated, and he sued the shoemaker fur compenHation and damages. Tho court condemned the shoemakor to pay tho sufTeror an an nuity for life of also the cost of tho doctor and the law suit The commercial travelors of this country now number over 2.r0.000, and reach in thoir juurneyings every town and hamlet in this country, they are the greatest distributors of goods, shipping about 300,000,000 tons out of 400,000, 0(H) tona now carried yearly by the rullrouds, and they spend ovor $1,750,000 per day, or about 1:182.000, 000 per traveling year of nine months, which is distributed among the car riers, shopkeepers and producers. Tho fishermen who find sport and meat in tho Withlacoochie. in Florida, are regretting tho fact that the suckor liah in that stream are dying in groat numbers. They appear to bo atTuctod with some dlscaso which gives them tho appoaranco of having small-pox or a similar disease, as they are cov ered by hundreds of bumps and pim ples. No one seems to know the cause of this strange disease among them, and some people aro found who be lieve that it is the rsult of the explo sion of dynamite in the water. This la hardly the cause, for the effect of that substanco is Instantaneous. Oth ers ad vunco (he belief that It is natural for fish of that species to die after spawning. A Frenchman's Queer Will, French judges have just decided a most extraordinary will case. A Fronchtnan of woalth named Travers had concolvod an intonso hatred for his country. When he died five years ago ho willed his property to "the poor of London" after these words: "I have always been oppressed In my native land. I have arrived at the ago of forty-five, and have nover boon my own nuwtor. Horrible nation! Peoplo of cowards and blockheads! I should like to have milliards to give to tho English, who are the born ette mlos of this Idlotio Franco. This Is clear and to the point." The relatives of M. Travers naturally disputed this will on tho ground that the testator was not of sound mind, and that the will, boing framed la hatred of France, was contrary to "public order," and, lastly, that it could not be carried out in England na there was no legal rep resentative of the poor. But the court , overruled all these objections, and the appeal subsequently made has just boon rejected. London Times. in tuo' street oar. first laay (soatod) ."Madam, please remove your umbrella from ray lap. I'm not an umbrolla stand." Second lady (standing) "O, indeed! Well, now 1 take a good look at you, I oe my mistake." "Do you like the Greek PoetsP" asked Miss Thoodosia Thuddlngton, of Brown, 'who is not in the loast liter ary." "Yes; better than any of the modern pouts." "Fop what reason?" 'Principally because they are all dead." Merchant Traveler. Cad ley "Tho groat point of a jest Is that It should be spontaneous. It should be as 'quick as a flash, you know. Now, I never think a joke over before 1 uttor It." Bagley "No; if you did, you wouldn't sry it all. would you?" Cadley "Certainly not." America. "Mrs. Spitflro (handing her hus band a photograph): "How do you like my pictures. John?" "Who is itP" "Why, it's me? Who do you suppose ItisP" "1 wouldn't have known it. I never saw you look that way before." "What wayP" "Ploasaut."-" I' 1 I.F.N t I'lKKH!! FlLKMl!! Dr. William's Indian Pile Ointment is the only mire cure (or Blind, HIimmIIiir or Itching 1'llos ever dlHOovweit. It ut-vr falls, to cure old chronic ram of Wuik standing, Juilirn Ooftlubury, Cleveland, O., Sa: "I have found y experience that I)r. Wil liam' ludiau file Olutniunt gives Immediate relief," Do not mi (Tit an Instant longi. Hold by Wil liamson's Manufacturing Co., hups., Cleveland, Ohla. BOeandll. Sold bv L. Itlnmauer A Co.. Wholesale Drug- glsu, Portland, Or. Far better la It to know everything of little than a little of everything. White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng land, Drajron of China, Cress of Swiuer, land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt Double Kettle of Russia. Star of Chili. The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. Xo Bet these buy a box or the genuine Dr. C. McLank'b Celebrated Liter Pira.. price 2o cents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address-plalnly written, and 4 rents in stamps, we wiu then mail vou the above Hat with an ele gant package of oleographic and chro matic cards. Fleming Bros., PrrrsBrjBa, fa. The virtue which reoulren to be ever guarded Ik scarcely worth the nctitiuel. What In the world is the use of setting around waiting for someth'njr to turn up. lou tnlxiit Jumi as wii sit down mine meadow and wait for the cow to come up to be milked, tet up and shake yourself and make up you mind to turn up Home thing. If yu have nothing definite in your mind, then wtir to it. F. Johnson & i'o., Richmond, Va., aud they will tell you a thing of two that will make you jump fi r joy. A xlliiof the fiHit rimv noon lx recovered, but that of the tongue perhaps never. A soap that is soft is full of water, halt or two-thuds its weight probably, thus you pay seven or eight cents per pound (or watr. lloliiil us Electric boap is all soap and no adulteration, therefore the chmiHHt and beat. Try Dubbins' All men are frail, hut thou slioulilst reckon none o f mil an Uiym-lf. Ask your drugulst for "Tansill's Punch." Throat li"cane commence with a Cough, Cold or Sore Throat, "ilrown hnmcUial Tro WiiVglvr Immediate rtlluf. iSofd only tit bum. rnce, eetan. Tbt Rermki for breakfast. l UL7 wnMr US fUSlED bv using PERRYMVS' PMMILLER Itkkeitmiftimfdfym Borrowing 1 the can nor aud the deuth of every hihh' estate. The Bent Testimonial yet published for any blood medicine Is the printed guarantee of tno manufacturer of r. I'loree's Golden Medical Dlncovery, which war rant that wonderful medicine to benefit or euro In all chhi-k of thone dlwanen for which It i re commended, or money paid for It will be re turned. It cure all illHcanen arlnlng from torpid liver and Impure blood and their named are Union. All Sk in, scnlpaiid Hcrofiilouwarreetlouii, KruptloiiH, Sored and Hwelllngfi, Hult-rhume, Totter, KrysljieliiB and kindred dlneaMe, arc among thane In which the "Discovery" effected niHrveloiiH curei. When everything else fall, Dr. Wage's Catarrh Remedy cured. 60 centH, bo dragglHtii. He la foot that praloc hlmaelf, snd he a msdinun that spenks 111 of lilmHclf. N. P. M TT No. 8ll) -8 V. N. IT. Nn. 7fl Consumption Kureiy Cured. To th Editor: Please Inform yonr reader that I have ponltlve remedy for the above named dicaHe. By It timely toe thonaanda of bnpelem '( have been permanently cured. I ball be glad to tend two bottlea of my reme dy kkkr to any of yonr reader who have cos sumption if they will send me their iipreii and poNtofllce addrena. kexpectfully, T. A. 8LOCUM. M. C. 181 Pearl at., New York. The rlcliPHt man, whatever hi lot, la he who'a content with what he bus got. J. II. risk, ( hrmext and Aostyer, (1!. Washington at., Portland, O. Package by mall or expreitii promptly attended to. SK t IS a day. B ample worth M.1S ri fr RKK. Line not snder horsea' feet. v Write Brewster Mafetjr Beta Holder Co. Hell v. Mich. Warranted to cuie AFTER The Gelekated French Cure, APHRODITINE",; I Boi.n on 4 POSITIVE guarantee to cure any form of uervoii rilHeiute, or any disorder of the generative or- lalng from the exr.-Knive ue r( Kiimiilnnm, Totuiceo or opium, or through youthful IndlHoretioii. over tudulg eucc, Ac, Kuch a Ijw of ltralu Power, Wakeful ne, Hearing dii'vn Pain In the Back, Hemiun. W enk uewi, II ynteria, Nervout Prmitratioti Nocturn al EmiKHioua. Iueorrhoa, lUizliie, Weak Mem ory, UxMof Power and lmKtenev, which if ne glected often lead to preniiitureolflagenud iiiHau ity Pri il.oo a box. G boxe lor $.uo bent by mail on reelt of price. A Wltl'lTKN GU AltANTEE forcrervfS.OO order, to refund the money if a 'erniauut enre is not effected. Tboimaudi of teatimoniala from old aud youug, of both exe, penuauetitlv CllIl by AeHKooiTiNg Circular free Add rem THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. WESTERN BHANCH, PORTLAND OR Hold by Btretblg & Ijne, DrugglaU, oar. Sec ond Washington St.. Portland, Or. Having for the past four or fire yean been troubled with pim;iU and lilntchea on my face and body, and (hiding no relief in any of the chemically prepared ihi and medicine preacribt'il for me by phyaiciuia, I concluded to try your H. B. S. remedy, and have found great relief In the tame, four boltlua clearing my skin entirely. I cheerfully recommend your medicine to all who are In the position thai 1 have keen in. You can use thia letr aud my name as a testimonial to the merit of the 8,8.8. remedy. Very tralr ynura, Alfskd P. HoBtsaoN, I'Si Soniome ftt, San Franeiaco. Cat. fr Bend for our bonks on Itlood and Wklu 1)1 aea and advice tn sunVi-Hn, muilert free. TUB BW1 FT Bl'KCIFIC CO.. Drawers, Atlanta, (ia. (Educate For busiiieHK ptiniulta at the Portlatid Business College, Portland. Oregon, oral the Capital Uus inenn College, bak-tu, Oregon. Both schools are under the muiiugementor A. P. Armstrong, have same course of studies aud same rates of tuition. Iliisiiies, Mho i( hand, Typewriting, PenmuttKhip and Ivnglish Dtpart mriita. luy and evening sessions. Studentsdd mil ted nt any time. Forjoint Catalogue, address rortlaad BihinrM tiiliurr, AD t,ipit.il BuMUrv. tollipr, Portland, Oregon. vA Sulem, Oregon. NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. HAS BEEN ESTBLISHED AT PORTLAND BY PALMER & REY. ORDER. BY MAIL One Dozen Assorted Handkerchiefs at 50c., 75c, $1.00 or $1.50, postage paid for Men, Ladies and Children. Order anything and everything you want to use. to wear, to eatorto minute yourself or others, and it will be furnished at lowest price. Or der a sample eopv of the Horn Circle, coutainiug price list of over .1,000 articles used hi families and it will be sent you free of cost. Order a few samples of dry goods to compare price aud qual ity with orders, Orper nt ouce it will pay you. Address, SMITH'S CASH STORE 418 FRONT STREET, HAXFKASitlM'O - CALIFORNIA I CURE FITS! I do not mean 'merely to atop them for a time and then have them return again. I awan a radioal euro. 1 have made the disease of kith, sriLRrav or rLL 1NO hiukNKsh allte-loag study. 1 warrant my remedy to ouro the worst uanes, Boeause others have failed 1( no reason for not u j reoeiviiiK a cure. Hend at onoe tor a treatise aud a free Kittle of my lufalllble remedy. Ulve Express and Pnat Oftiee. U O. BOOT M. O. 183PearlSt..NeYork. dlenenn a ItanirernnM Fan It In the kidney. When inai'tlve they peedlly fall into disrepair. Those obstinate and fatal maladies, Bright' disease and diabetes, ensue with terrible ccitalnty upon the Inaction of the organs airecicu. oatairnof the bladder, enurcsl. gravel and strangury are also to lie apprehended from a partial paralysi of the bladder, of which weakness and sluggishness are the cause, Hoa tetter'Htomiich Hitters i a fine tonfo al pro moter of activity for tiic renal organ, and one which can be relied unon to afford them the nt- qelslte stimulus without exciting them an e fleet to be feared from the unmedlrated alco holic excitant of commerce. A further benefl. cent effect of the Bitter, by renewing activity of the kidneys. I to eni.ble them to drain from the blood in It passage throun them, impuri ties productive of rheumatism and dropsy. Nervousness, fever and ague, constipation and dyspepsia are conquered by the Bitter. Great talker are like leaky pitcben-every-thing niLS out of them. HOW I HAVEI) MY I.I IE. Iwa taken lck while at the dinner table with terrible distress iu mv stomach. Before thi I had bceu hearty and strong. For fourteen day 1 kept getting worse, despite the effort of two doctor. I lost forty pound, aud wa satin fled that I could live but a few davs. My trou ble was Ktomaeb and Uver Complaint, result ing in au attack of bilious colic. At this time I saw I)r. David Kennedy' Favorite Remedy, of Kondout N. Y , advertised, and ent for a bot tle. 1 also ent for my physician, and told him that I wa going to try the Favorite Remedy. He examined it and told me tu use It three davs and let him know the result. In the three day I walked four mile. Dr. Kennedv' Favorite Remedy has aufed my life. W. 8. iter, Slate Mills, Ro Co., Ohio. Dk. Kennedy' Favorite Remedy, made at Roundout, S. Y- $1; B for :. Hend for book, bow to cure Kidney, I.lver and Blood disorder. It 1 a good thing to be able to let go the less for the sake of the greater. Hl'KK Cl'KK FOB FILE. Sure cure for blind, bleeding and Itching Piles. One box has cured the worst ease of ten year' standiug. No one need suflVr ten minute after using Kirk.' German Pile Ointment It absorbs tumors, allay the itching, acta a a poultice, give relief. Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment Is prepared only for Piles and itching of the private part, and nothing else. Every box la warranted : Bold by Druggists aud sent by mall on receipt of price, 11.00 r box. J. J. Mack A. Co., Whole sale Agents, ban Francisco. HI FIN WAV aaAat;Ia, fEtAlsa. 9 1 till If n I UACM. Gainer, Koenlal Plaooa; Biudett Orssua, band tnstromenla Laresr took of Boat Musk sod Books. Bands nprilod ' Kassero Pitas. MATTHIAS GRAY OO. M Tm IMM, gs Fraud IPiao's Bemedy fcr Catarrh la the I 1 Beat, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest I 1 I Sold by druggist or sent by malL 1 I J 50c, K.T. Haxelthie, Warren, Fa. II JT jtOwmm ta 1 w 1 TO DATS.YJ li aassBiriaun. fel striealybyess lp llrua CksBttsl Ot. Otoolnaaaa TrVVSS!rtl t prescribe and folly ea dorse Big O as the only specific fortheuerlaiocura of this disease. O. H. IStiKA H AM. M. D., Amsterdam, N. Y. We have sold Big G for many years, and ;t ha Stpii me oest OI sati nion. D. E. DYCHE & CO.. Chicago, 11L S1.00. Sold by Druggist. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS. nto cRoaa oiamonp aaaNo. A ThMlrRHsMDUlbriwle. HafeMX 1 Vk: a. tid nure. Ladlm, ak Drueidn lortl siaNV" 1'lMnoaS Brand, In r4, nw- W JJt.m boxr., R.ld witb blus riliSua. tfivYTake atker. All pint is pwtebutrd tittxm with Bins wrappers art aanawvas Mu.tbili. KMd Aa. Hamuli for nv. tiuular. teaumontsia. ew.. asd Tur Ladlea," in letter, by ivtara malt t kkanlar Oesu t, XmUmm Bv, raUa, fa, $160 PER MONTH And expenses to represent the Pacific Land and Loan Co. In thi county. Best of reference required. Ap ply at Home Office. Flood HnlldlnsT. Man Franrlaro. Cal. IflKDdf It snperlor exaelleno proven to millions of hdsnestot morettan a quarter of a oentury. It I used by the United fftatoa OoTernoiaDt. Kudorsed by the beads ot the (treat Uulverr ties as the fitroaireet, Purest and most Healthful. Dr. Prion i Oream Basina Powder dries no oootaiu Aamonla, Lime Of Alum. Hold only to San. PBIOK BAKI50 POWDKB OO. NBW YORK. CHICAflO 8AN FRANCISCO Riwabd n yo nave an Old Sore that need healing, and that other remedies have failed to heal; or a breaking out or Itching of the scalp or body; or a Boil, Burn, Cut, or any ailment for which a Halve i mltable, buy a 25-cent box of Mexican Halve), which I Warranted to Core when everything else fail. If not kept by your druggist send 25 cent la stamp to J. C. pBKXrfT, Aft, Astoria, Or., and receive a box by malL Restored 'Im HOW TO AST I DV1CFIIIEI Meanutertagrnim l.oai ig-or iervoas romty, ITS stare -Ulne. etoH r- suiUngtron iadKcrUoDe,mMH. . reiisstii h rHla,tf IT0H TIEATwtlT. MAR8TON OOa, 'ant Place, New York QG1RE3TS T sT b. "Bt r.TT J. i . 1 , sw 7 ' W' I t f REE by return mall, loll descriptive circulars of MOODTf n TAIUR STSTEtl or DKCsseumtia. Any lady of ordi nary intelligence can easily and quickly learn to cut and make any garment, In aoy style to any ".-! or cmia. AQdret I, , - Cineinatli, 0. EVES-READY DRESS STAYS, Manufactured from FINEST SPRISO STEEL, Kubber Coated, butine aud Satla Covered. GUARANTEED Not to Bust, Break or Split. Stitched to the Seams, Xo pockets or hot iron required. r A I IXI M BEWARE of worth OAU I IVeSlNi less Imitation, gee that "EVER BEADY " i stamped on the back of each Sav. THE tVER-READY EXTENDERS Are made of the same material, with elaatlo ends and Burkles. iTHr-Ask for the EVER-READY Stay and Ex tendon, and take no other. , BROWN METZNTER Agent. N5 Market Street, S. F. 1 PARDEE'S REMEDY 'l ftND :i 3U00 punrr : ilKEtUa Ji ofiptftO 5f i U Ufa. kiPAROEE'S mm REMEDY N0 OCAI s.coopyr4fs? PIE 1.00 IPftiHtUOtfl l'f. mil Dr. Pah's I The Great Cure FOR INDIGESTION AND CONSTIPATION. O5 PAHOEE'S ELESFJkTED (REMEDY 3LBDBPunirsa f'i?nicE i.ep JlPARDEE'S REMEDY ftND Gi'EAT LCDU PUrtlf E l'fllCEU.CKJ iPRtPWtO.Bt A Regulator of the Liver f Kidneys. A SPECIFIC FOR Serofula, Rheumatism, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia, And all other blood and Skin Diseases. It ia a jiositive cure for all those Painful, Delicate Complaints ami complicated troubk'3 and "Weaknesses common amon our Wives, Mothers ami Daughters. Tho effect is immediate and lasting. Two or three dose.i of Dr. Pardee's Kemedy taken daily keeps tho blood cool, the liver and kidneys active, and will en tirely eradicate from the system all traces of Scrofula, Salt Khenm, or any other form of blood disease. No medicine ever introduced in this country has met with such ready sale, nor given such universal satisfaction whenever used as that of Dr. Pardee's Kemedy. This remedy lias been used in the hospitals throughout the old world for the past twenty-five years, as a specific for the above diseases, and it has ami will cure when all other so-called remedies ixl. Send for pamphlet of testimonials from tnose who have been cured by its use. Druggists sell it at $1.00 per bottle. Trv it aud be convinced. MAI UFACTITJ-ED BY Pardee Medicine Company, Rochester, N, Y. PARDEE'S mm REMEDY IpRLPaPtB t'l PARDEE'S 5P11 MOY AND fiW! 3u:opiot PfflCEtl.00 PARDEE'S! MBFllED REMEDY I AKO GTAT - 3LEQD purjnn : ; PREPiFEB 61 PARDEEEj 11 REMEDY AND GW auoopurjiii PRKEjIOB.! PREPUU 6Y CHEAPER rriIAV WIJNDMILL Will Raise Ten Times More Water. ' Our Celebrated Vapor Engines and Revolving Power Pumps, With everything for a complete "plant." Specially adapted for the Farmer, Hotel, etc., for Water Works, Irrigating and Fire Protection. Write for our figures. ' . mOIlOIH MANUFACTURING COMPANY, SIS California Htreet, Han FrancWco.