The Santiam news., July 20, 1916, Image 3

FATE OF FAMOUS CLOWNS.
Tbar» See tn. ta Ba a L.n» D.-wwn
Mx« M«rr,m«rt anti Made«..
it is related that a famou- clown
n.imctl Seal, who had made thou­
sand« langii. br< ante a victim of -<-t
tied ntcUiK holla.
\Vh« n ' c «-«in­
sulted a nhyakuin the latter, not
knowing the identity uf In» |«tient.
told him “Go ami mi - Neal
lit'll
cheer you up and give vou a g
laugh." The patient l<“ kml al lum
tn amazement atul in the »aible-t of
voi«.«» «.nd: ' But, doctor. I am S< al 1
Cao no-J, ¡./ lx done for n • ■
We are reminded of tin» incident
by .» »omewhat »ondar case in .Near
ork. where a lamou» circus je-tt-r,
after a long rd sue«e.»ful < in r,
»ui'< nt:ibed to mclancluilut and com
nutted
suicide
by
asphyxiation
Grimaldi an«] George Eox, two
th« most noled down* of the:r dav,
were victim* of morbidncM.
Ur might extend the list by men
tio: ng other» a«ho remt- I from
t
1 ■ _■ -tr.i.'i <>f * if. i, ,in rr
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inent and la-e.imc gloomy and <le
sp-indent toward the < lo»e of life.
Their i-vjM-ricme g««-» to prove that
counterfeited mirth, however *u
ees-ful for a time, has it- fixed
limits.
T hese Yorn k». whose lives had
bci-n spent for exciting mirth in
other», reached a point when- the»
could n«> longer keep up tin- coun­
terfeit preM-ntment.
Can it be
true, then, n- has fr<*>|iieiitlv Ix-en
all« .. I. that tmick n. rr -m :it l>-
come» to tho«e who make it a life
vocation the nuxt hateful of pro­
fessions? I>o they revolt mam-t h
callin'.' that be«-,, in-» un, .A ir . -I,-?
Iioe* the jaded down grow sic k of
his calling at l.i-t ?
Here is a tine problem for the
psychologist, to tell us whv mirth
made to order returns to vex the
soul of the maker
We «an picture
in imagination the gloomy thought-
of the prof.-'SK.nal joker wl><> wres­
tles With til«- , \.i«ive qilip. wllidl is
de»igne«l to excite mental glimp-e
of the agony Hint accompanies th«.-
production of the average “funny
column" of the newspupi-rs
But why, of all men in the world,
should the itu-rrv clown, the fellow
all spangles uti.l bubbling over with
seemingly irresi'tible humor, drift
into morbid mania, while light
hearted, hapjn go lucky, simple
souls, but making no prelrn-ton to
art, live on to old age, full of go.nl
humored frolic and jocularity to
tin- l.i't ?- < 'hristun Her.i d.
ThistlM.
1.1 the f.> irt'-i'i t'i <■< t.turv tl .-fl< ■
neri' ii-e«l h » í > xh | for catto-, and
tii«-y were < <>n-ider< d u.<
« r-«p
In
tie.- «»!«! prion of Lindi-f irne liier«
I* ,i note in the archive- of 1’11-5
of tin« k leather gio»«-- t>-., i r ti for
the liarn -1er» of the thi-tle crop
It I* curimi» that, though the tin»
tie i» the «tnblem of Scotland, tin
Srot never -»-ein» able to nav wln< h
kind of tl- -tl«- i» tin- true national
emblem
It i- -m<l that U thi-t ■
which rcM-inhlc- Carduus mariani.-
uà» figured on the old coinage <»t
the dav of Janie« \ . who wa» first
to put thistle« on the S< <it. 'i monto
The horn »pooti» »old in Edinburgh
sometime« have little «liver thistle«
on the end of the handles.
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THOMAS CREEK JOTTINGS
C P Burmester. who has bcm
employed at the Potter mill, re­
turned home the first of the
week.
RalplP Cole returned from
Stay ton Sunday.
Mrs Joseph Calavan and
daughter. Miss Emma, and Mrs
V I. Calavan and little daughter
of Oregon City motored up last
Wednesday for a few days visit
at the home of J M Calavan.
Dr H E Burmester and family
went to Lyons last Thursday for
Plit|8iciun . .1 Surqcon
DRUG MAN
ntteptohMi:
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ORElìuN
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HE i*» thv man uh*» ’ I’» \-«.j th»-
PrUjt* And
Mr 11 T*.vi thftt
kvMrL y»Hi tn
health.
Every
family
without
exception
».••> !»
[.repartition at hand
Arrival «nd Dspatturc of Paiunjir
during the hot weather nt the summer
Trama
nt ti .. . .onto Hnin tube, t holvra
W.sslbu;
S|.<
:ngth-'«l I ru h
an-. I* irih-xa K, n.dy r> worth many
A I »I St it i
tin.« it. . <-»t v lire ti«f>l.nl ami la ai
M 9 m
ir - .1 > ortal: lol.- i ,!e«i befor« the Sorti
6:.<1 I» m
It ha- m> «uiwrior for South
th
which it 1» intended.
< orvwlii» A lu» urn
everywhere.
Ml NKI.RS
HE >’ th»' I t 4 i vho wrll-i ym> th«*
I r»-| arrtlion* th&t
you
beautiful or harxiaon;» a .d
happy
Hl
m < th«» in<ft wh»» a**«’’ you tl-
iwr* ti th »I nwG nfv r*.«'r«-
abh.
Ill
H» the vr.ir wh* «dl* \« i th*
t* lief articles that * rvp >»»u
in the p»nk of condition.
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Alban)
Mill v ily
subscription
Once the v. i «
,ri*;
»!• ’ <1 t" '•» ”. ’io r -t’Id
scrap to be.-« f
I. ’
t
sk t« ore
n » c' • * • -y I
vyw *>’. but I ng
npn, vvb- n hri vr- « >r.n - n
idn t ? . with jaw
oi lung, 1 i«t ••• 1 ; t n
n I
used th' r m
h- iv d.i
<f
J
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L.I
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slugged
, v. i!? ts y enu'd
stand, wt n t> . w .«re p . 11
in the land.
his l.iii’i-::; ti -n, -ini ;; th.
mii/btv nghtn. ■ m n. l ie was
the chnmpion when that r. int
something mote th n getting .at,
and star.uing. in v. ora. elt.i p<
JA3. J. tonni TT
t • I .■ r lr. t ■
A * • «./>»«» -• rMar «a«/Art»*,
• rt*«/
He's tin uthohtv on sport, nnd
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erf»'
or» /.if
/ru-
his decrees the vv;. e or.es court. f
i
- l t»f luifJA
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f
J I stmtiuthoi ,’onsm »Lt . , and ».
/»»fl
u^fory
as his trusty pipe he stoki s, lie
oft «n says, ‘ Tuxedos best; it
has the edge on all tne rest.”
R1 (.» IN
a viMit with M< • Burm- ster’s
m >ther. Mrs Alfr <1 Shelter.
Mi» Lola W • st'nbotis ■ nn<l
brother Kenneth spent a few
days the first of the v cd. w It’l
their sister, Mrs C Rodgers.
G < ‘A e.»*.-n! on <• w
i v sitor
in Monkvtile Saturday ¡r •! St.r
day.
Mrs Ritter of Battle Ground,
W.tsh. arrived Monday evening
for a lew weeks visit with her
daughter, Mrs J D Grimes.
Carl and Gladys Smith were
Stayti n aiioppers Tucsilay.
Ull. 'll I |s
>
I.« ave** Scio
. A •■wing.
I’rcii ideal
Ih»n a general banking bu«in<-a«,
rrcviv
motu y d-jeet to eh, « a. |»«)»
interest ori
lime
■k|H>*ita, and i»
regularly
inip.- tei
by itale batik
rx»unn«T».
SCIO M E AT IV: A R B. ET
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Abstracts
Obtained and Examined
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Lor Stilt >i/ R< u > ■ >n < i h!r
H olecheK
/’/■/ < »
Bros .
A.
Scio
Surgeon
Plupsician
Telr|di<>tie, I*.lcliatiga No I)
James Burton trans u-ted tm-i-
ness in Scio Saturday.
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(HI IGO N
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('. MILLER A- N7ÀV
Mr and Mr.*. Boon Frost were
Scio visitor , last .Monday.
Mnr ufurtun r.•» «»I*
C.
Rough and Dressed
BRYANT
ATTORNEY AT LAW
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3>l-2 New First National Bank Bldg.
ALBANY
olllj.UN
Mill ’«»« ¿it#*! one tnU*’ vaM v «i tin*’ tnile south *»f
EsUnmlt a ('ht i/'ii'lt/
I'n¡ nisin <!
G. F. Korinck, B. V. S
Veterinarian
«
LHATTF.K Box
OUR GROCERY DEPARTMENT
Both Telephone#
STAY70S - OREGON
Is complete ami our
stocK fresh and clean,
We carry a full
Tea, Coffee,
Canned (roods,
fact, (A TVtllillg
f< >r I he table.
WOMEN
Love This M&^aidnc
! I A IJ
Po<>l and Billiards, Tobacco and f'igars,
• onlvctioiiery. Soft Drinks, Etc. Your
patronage r<»pvctfullv solicited.
A
pleasant place to »¡tend an evening.
MYRON
MILLER
Proprietor
DENTIST
Telrphutie:
SCIO
HIBLER 8 GILL GO.
I ’< X > I
DR. T. K. SANDERSON
line of
Spices,
and in
needed
ÍOMlvM-,
r'
Negotiated.
^■ana
• hl.GoN
Mrs WTil Grimes was a Scio
v im lor l 'rniay .
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Notary Public
A(imtniatrat<>r of »tat*-»
Beet. \ cal alni Pork,
Meat'', Lar<I, II domini,
Mrs C Rixlgers and Ulster.
Mi
I. >1 i W '-ste-¡¡mu <■ were S. i >
shopjiers \\ ednes lay.
I '.iTd
A I llantiall,
Vico >’»••«.
Real Estati-
Quite a crowd of young peop’e
gathered at the Sank Hannah
home Saturday night, A n ice
time is reported.
McCAl.l 's is the I
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- in ! Ln v
he ¿’-.»’g Helfe' ©f mjr« »j u«n tli<« *py o.L.r
•<
c »a ite
A-.1 f-e .»t- t
. tvtry r. MMh; t’w <1. ifgfcrf tl «»nr»*’* fb«i enter
tJ •. «nJ
d«p«r»m ntA t.i c«».»*ng. I<v- c
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br y ^ « •. et, . th«t i r! tt«
teu»«wrh aaj
n>'tuy P- .*«.<*!» S< .
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t ea MEE.
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CíL-vt» «»ow re«
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t 4 rarf Ma-. 4 . I r <f K <
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R. SHELTOX
Mcsdames Jake We.iman,
Kaian, Chronk, ( !yde R
• rs,
and Miss
L»ia
Westenhouse
spent Tuesday at the h< tm of
aunt Nancy Bilyeu.
Singin., at Mr We-tenhon
last Sunday was u<-|| attended
despite t :e ram and mud.
Alli«1 Robbins and sist -r. Mrs
Will Hollis, were Sunday visitors
at the Bert Hollis home.
vi i
ni 7 10 a Iti a l
p in f i U .
Se ■»
arai s I . a ti» mi I .* Ml p in for .Nlunkrm
Mrs Herbert Shelton v -it«<l
relatives at Jordan \V< dnes.lay.
Mrs Ckitk and children < f
Portland are visitors at the Bert
Hollis home this
n tn
) .'0Ô a tn
MlXKERSand U EST
SCIO STAGE
C. A. EVERETT
Strawberry Fume*
The stMtnahip* bringing fruit
from Brittan» to Plymouth refit»«
to carry pi**cng’r« *b*n cnrvxv
a cargo of itniir berries becau»e of
the Intoitcsting fume* given off br
the berrir* when parked ;n bulk.
Even the »eamen hs»e order» to
ket? on deck a» much Si possible.
A» »trawberries, e»en ton» of-
them, gire off no very pungent
etneli, tn* theorr ha* been «thane-
vd that the iotnvimting effect of a
cargo of the fruit la due to the fer­
mentation of the sugar in the her-
rrm.j-London Chronicle.
ihan.bcrUin'» lolk. V holer*
I Hart hoc* WcrneJ)
E. H. HOBSON. M. 0
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OREGON
ion-ltpiili.in nnd hidlgr-t'on
”1 bave uwcd CT.amberlAin*« Tablets
■ nd mu«t >»v they are thè beat I bave
•ver u»rd for con-tipation ned indi go­
ti«»»!, My wife ai-<> uaed thrrn for iim I i -
K< atton and th<-y did I-, r
wrib »
Buffette S Kniffht, Wilmiuffion, N C.
Cbamtx risin a labbia are nnld ami
gentle in th<-ir action
Giv» th«-m a
trial. Yuu are cartaio to tw- |>lra»,»l
with thè affreeable laxative
efTee»
whieh they produce, obtainable evcry
whrrr.
The Weekly Kansas City Star
and the Santiam News, both one
year for 11.15.
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