FATE OF FAMOUS CLOWNS.
Tbar» See tn. ta Ba a L.n» D.-wwn
Mx« M«rr,m«rt anti Made«..
it is related that a famou- clown
n.imctl Seal, who had made thou
sand« langii. br< ante a victim of -<-t
tied ntcUiK holla.
\Vh« n ' c «-«in
sulted a nhyakuin the latter, not
knowing the identity uf In» |«tient.
told him “Go ami mi - Neal
lit'll
cheer you up and give vou a g
laugh." The patient l<“ kml al lum
tn amazement atul in the »aible-t of
voi«.«» «.nd: ' But, doctor. I am S< al 1
Cao no-J, ¡./ lx done for n • ■
We are reminded of tin» incident
by .» »omewhat »ondar case in .Near
ork. where a lamou» circus je-tt-r,
after a long rd sue«e.»ful < in r,
»ui'< nt:ibed to mclancluilut and com
nutted
suicide
by
asphyxiation
Grimaldi an«] George Eox, two
th« most noled down* of the:r dav,
were victim* of morbidncM.
Ur might extend the list by men
tio: ng other» a«ho remt- I from
t
1 ■ _■ -tr.i.'i <>f * if. i, ,in rr
*
inent and la-e.imc gloomy and <le
sp-indent toward the < lo»e of life.
Their i-vjM-ricme g««-» to prove that
counterfeited mirth, however *u
ees-ful for a time, has it- fixed
limits.
T hese Yorn k». whose lives had
bci-n spent for exciting mirth in
other», reached a point when- the»
could n«> longer keep up tin- coun
terfeit preM-ntment.
Can it be
true, then, n- has fr<*>|iieiitlv Ix-en
all« .. I. that tmick n. rr -m :it l>-
come» to tho«e who make it a life
vocation the nuxt hateful of pro
fessions? I>o they revolt mam-t h
callin'.' that be«-,, in-» un, .A ir . -I,-?
Iioe* the jaded down grow sic k of
his calling at l.i-t ?
Here is a tine problem for the
psychologist, to tell us whv mirth
made to order returns to vex the
soul of the maker
We «an picture
in imagination the gloomy thought-
of the prof.-'SK.nal joker wl><> wres
tles With til«- , \.i«ive qilip. wllidl is
de»igne«l to excite mental glimp-e
of the agony Hint accompanies th«.-
production of the average “funny
column" of the newspupi-rs
But why, of all men in the world,
should the itu-rrv clown, the fellow
all spangles uti.l bubbling over with
seemingly irresi'tible humor, drift
into morbid mania, while light
hearted, hapjn go lucky, simple
souls, but making no prelrn-ton to
art, live on to old age, full of go.nl
humored frolic and jocularity to
tin- l.i't ?- < 'hristun Her.i d.
ThistlM.
1.1 the f.> irt'-i'i t'i <■< t.turv tl .-fl< ■
neri' ii-e«l h » í > xh | for catto-, and
tii«-y were < <>n-ider< d u.<
« r-«p
In
tie.- «»!«! prion of Lindi-f irne liier«
I* ,i note in the archive- of 1’11-5
of tin« k leather gio»«-- t>-., i r ti for
the liarn -1er» of the thi-tle crop
It I* curimi» that, though the tin»
tie i» the «tnblem of Scotland, tin
Srot never -»-ein» able to nav wln< h
kind of tl- -tl«- i» tin- true national
emblem
It i- -m<l that U thi-t ■
which rcM-inhlc- Carduus mariani.-
uà» figured on the old coinage <»t
the dav of Janie« \ . who wa» first
to put thistle« on the S< <it. 'i monto
The horn »pooti» »old in Edinburgh
sometime« have little «liver thistle«
on the end of the handles.
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THOMAS CREEK JOTTINGS
C P Burmester. who has bcm
employed at the Potter mill, re
turned home the first of the
week.
RalplP Cole returned from
Stay ton Sunday.
Mrs Joseph Calavan and
daughter. Miss Emma, and Mrs
V I. Calavan and little daughter
of Oregon City motored up last
Wednesday for a few days visit
at the home of J M Calavan.
Dr H E Burmester and family
went to Lyons last Thursday for
Plit|8iciun . .1 Surqcon
DRUG MAN
ntteptohMi:
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ORElìuN
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HE i*» thv man uh*» ’ I’» \-«.j th»-
PrUjt* And
Mr 11 T*.vi thftt
kvMrL y»Hi tn
health.
Every
family
without
exception
».••> !»
[.repartition at hand
Arrival «nd Dspatturc of Paiunjir
during the hot weather nt the summer
Trama
nt ti .. . .onto Hnin tube, t holvra
W.sslbu;
S|.<
:ngth-'«l I ru h
an-. I* irih-xa K, n.dy r> worth many
A I »I St it i
tin.« it. . <-»t v lire ti«f>l.nl ami la ai
M 9 m
ir - .1 > ortal: lol.- i ,!e«i befor« the Sorti
6:.<1 I» m
It ha- m> «uiwrior for South
th
which it 1» intended.
< orvwlii» A lu» urn
everywhere.
Ml NKI.RS
HE >’ th»' I t 4 i vho wrll-i ym> th«*
I r»-| arrtlion* th&t
you
beautiful or harxiaon;» a .d
happy
Hl
m < th«» in<ft wh»» a**«’’ you tl-
iwr* ti th »I nwG nfv r*.«'r«-
abh.
Ill
H» the vr.ir wh* «dl* \« i th*
t* lief articles that * rvp >»»u
in the p»nk of condition.
< l< ■
Alban)
Mill v ily
subscription
Once the v. i «
,ri*;
»!• ’ <1 t" '•» ”. ’io r -t’Id
scrap to be.-« f
I. ’
t
sk t« ore
n » c' • * • -y I
vyw *>’. but I ng
npn, vvb- n hri vr- « >r.n - n
idn t ? . with jaw
oi lung, 1 i«t ••• 1 ; t n
n I
used th' r m
h- iv d.i
<f
J
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> ‘
L.I
i v
slugged
, v. i!? ts y enu'd
stand, wt n t> . w .«re p . 11
in the land.
his l.iii’i-::; ti -n, -ini ;; th.
mii/btv nghtn. ■ m n. l ie was
the chnmpion when that r. int
something mote th n getting .at,
and star.uing. in v. ora. elt.i p<
JA3. J. tonni TT
t • I .■ r lr. t ■
A * • «./>»«» -• rMar «a«/Art»*,
• rt*«/
He's tin uthohtv on sport, nnd
‘
erf»'
or» /.if
/ru-
his decrees the vv;. e or.es court. f
i
- l t»f luifJA
>
f
J I stmtiuthoi ,’onsm »Lt . , and ».
/»»fl
u^fory
as his trusty pipe he stoki s, lie
oft «n says, ‘ Tuxedos best; it
has the edge on all tne rest.”
R1 (.» IN
a viMit with M< • Burm- ster’s
m >ther. Mrs Alfr <1 Shelter.
Mi» Lola W • st'nbotis ■ nn<l
brother Kenneth spent a few
days the first of the v cd. w It’l
their sister, Mrs C Rodgers.
G < ‘A e.»*.-n! on <• w
i v sitor
in Monkvtile Saturday ¡r •! St.r
day.
Mrs Ritter of Battle Ground,
W.tsh. arrived Monday evening
for a lew weeks visit with her
daughter, Mrs J D Grimes.
Carl and Gladys Smith were
Stayti n aiioppers Tucsilay.
Ull. 'll I |s
>
I.« ave** Scio
. A •■wing.
I’rcii ideal
Ih»n a general banking bu«in<-a«,
rrcviv
motu y d-jeet to eh, « a. |»«)»
interest ori
lime
■k|H>*ita, and i»
regularly
inip.- tei
by itale batik
rx»unn«T».
SCIO M E AT IV: A R B. ET
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Abstracts
Obtained and Examined
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Lor Stilt >i/ R< u > ■ >n < i h!r
H olecheK
/’/■/ < »
Bros .
A.
Scio
Surgeon
Plupsician
Telr|di<>tie, I*.lcliatiga No I)
James Burton trans u-ted tm-i-
ness in Scio Saturday.
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scio
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(HI IGO N
;
('. MILLER A- N7ÀV
Mr and Mr.*. Boon Frost were
Scio visitor , last .Monday.
Mnr ufurtun r.•» «»I*
C.
Rough and Dressed
BRYANT
ATTORNEY AT LAW
!
3>l-2 New First National Bank Bldg.
ALBANY
olllj.UN
Mill ’«»« ¿it#*! one tnU*’ vaM v «i tin*’ tnile south *»f
EsUnmlt a ('ht i/'ii'lt/
I'n¡ nisin <!
G. F. Korinck, B. V. S
Veterinarian
«
LHATTF.K Box
OUR GROCERY DEPARTMENT
Both Telephone#
STAY70S - OREGON
Is complete ami our
stocK fresh and clean,
We carry a full
Tea, Coffee,
Canned (roods,
fact, (A TVtllillg
f< >r I he table.
WOMEN
Love This M&^aidnc
! I A IJ
Po<>l and Billiards, Tobacco and f'igars,
• onlvctioiiery. Soft Drinks, Etc. Your
patronage r<»pvctfullv solicited.
A
pleasant place to »¡tend an evening.
MYRON
MILLER
Proprietor
DENTIST
Telrphutie:
SCIO
HIBLER 8 GILL GO.
I ’< X > I
DR. T. K. SANDERSON
line of
Spices,
and in
needed
ÍOMlvM-,
r'
Negotiated.
^■ana
• hl.GoN
Mrs WTil Grimes was a Scio
v im lor l 'rniay .
—
Notary Public
A(imtniatrat<>r of »tat*-»
Beet. \ cal alni Pork,
Meat'', Lar<I, II domini,
Mrs C Rixlgers and Ulster.
Mi
I. >1 i W '-ste-¡¡mu <■ were S. i >
shopjiers \\ ednes lay.
I '.iTd
A I llantiall,
Vico >’»••«.
Real Estati-
Quite a crowd of young peop’e
gathered at the Sank Hannah
home Saturday night, A n ice
time is reported.
McCAl.l 's is the I
Ç
- in ! Ln v
he ¿’-.»’g Helfe' ©f mjr« »j u«n tli<« *py o.L.r
•<
c »a ite
A-.1 f-e .»t- t
. tvtry r. MMh; t’w <1. ifgfcrf tl «»nr»*’* fb«i enter
tJ •. «nJ
d«p«r»m ntA t.i c«».»*ng. I<v- c
g
br y ^ « •. et, . th«t i r! tt«
teu»«wrh aaj
n>'tuy P- .*«.<*!» S< .
•
«Hi at.« c«itbrA:«J MeCatl Dr«*« f >t
t ea MEE.
MM a
CíL-vt» «»ow re«
«4C*ff?e* •*
t 4 rarf Ma-. 4 . I r <f K <
a
t. a rn»et ■♦./ ■ aux ,, m ».-e*
< At A’ -
« AM lb« ■a a r«w
r - «rar*
A r »«* r r«--y
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R. SHELTOX
Mcsdames Jake We.iman,
Kaian, Chronk, ( !yde R
• rs,
and Miss
L»ia
Westenhouse
spent Tuesday at the h< tm of
aunt Nancy Bilyeu.
Singin., at Mr We-tenhon
last Sunday was u<-|| attended
despite t :e ram and mud.
Alli«1 Robbins and sist -r. Mrs
Will Hollis, were Sunday visitors
at the Bert Hollis home.
vi i
ni 7 10 a Iti a l
p in f i U .
Se ■»
arai s I . a ti» mi I .* Ml p in for .Nlunkrm
Mrs Herbert Shelton v -it«<l
relatives at Jordan \V< dnes.lay.
Mrs Ckitk and children < f
Portland are visitors at the Bert
Hollis home this
n tn
) .'0Ô a tn
MlXKERSand U EST
SCIO STAGE
C. A. EVERETT
Strawberry Fume*
The stMtnahip* bringing fruit
from Brittan» to Plymouth refit»«
to carry pi**cng’r« *b*n cnrvxv
a cargo of itniir berries becau»e of
the Intoitcsting fume* given off br
the berrir* when parked ;n bulk.
Even the »eamen hs»e order» to
ket? on deck a» much Si possible.
A» »trawberries, e»en ton» of-
them, gire off no very pungent
etneli, tn* theorr ha* been «thane-
vd that the iotnvimting effect of a
cargo of the fruit la due to the fer
mentation of the sugar in the her-
rrm.j-London Chronicle.
ihan.bcrUin'» lolk. V holer*
I Hart hoc* WcrneJ)
E. H. HOBSON. M. 0
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OREGON
ion-ltpiili.in nnd hidlgr-t'on
”1 bave uwcd CT.amberlAin*« Tablets
■ nd mu«t >»v they are thè beat I bave
•ver u»rd for con-tipation ned indi go
ti«»»!, My wife ai-<> uaed thrrn for iim I i -
K< atton and th<-y did I-, r
wrib »
Buffette S Kniffht, Wilmiuffion, N C.
Cbamtx risin a labbia are nnld ami
gentle in th<-ir action
Giv» th«-m a
trial. Yuu are cartaio to tw- |>lra»,»l
with thè affreeable laxative
efTee»
whieh they produce, obtainable evcry
whrrr.
The Weekly Kansas City Star
and the Santiam News, both one
year for 11.15.
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