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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (March 12, 1914)
% ■ « "What Happened Io Jones (Ohe kantiani ¿Urus Kçü Sehe«! WeN.îi. Fr PUBI ISHED EVERY THURSDAY 3Y !.. W. CHAR! ES Wrpoft <4 Ihr vendit** n • *< 91 ini »ho travel« houiw-. , Notice to Advertisers 1 ♦ V". ■ *1’3 TRAINS ROUTE SHASTA REMA’IU I « for a hymn John Stich« M t • ||M< Hirl ION If Antony Goodly, I». l>.. Buhop of One year in advance . .. Ballarat .. Elmer White >«ar. ut «•••<!«( ,«ar I bonexer Gwdly, Prof.» «or of S<x n.unthx in jwlvpr»«-* Anatomy Furrv^l Woodman»«« Three« nuHithx in advance . Riel aid Heatbcefy, cngag«i to Marjor.e. Ito»* Ray Advcrtining rate« made known on Th enaa Holder, a fuliceman......... ..........Spencer Long application. an inmate of . Oclbert f xing fb-nry I uHer, Supt of »anatorium., . (Tar* Ve l.aii. Mr« <««AHlly, I ben« wif*. ....................... Mi*« Mal»rl Thayer Several of our advertisers have Ci**y, Ebeneaar’* w-anj , asked for special rules on local Velia Brenner advertising, and as we wish to '•«rjori«’ I Ebenezer'• « Mary Kotan be fair w ith all of them, and not Minerva • daughter* I i.lllla Sims show one more favors than an- Alvina Starlight. M m t.oodly ’s *i»ter. ... Mii« Ada Thayer other, we have adopted the f.l- Ib-lma. Swedtoh rorvant girl low.ng rates for readers to Ru . .. . . .M ia » Magarvi Brock It is not generally known, but nevertheless a fact, that there are people till living w ho can re member the time when tomato- w> re raise I merely for tin ir beauty as we now raise r>>s- . while its beauty was admired ii was considere I like the poisono s oak, dangerous to even hand! except by dark complected per sons. Years of acqnnintanc • ship however wore ol? its super stition and a few f >o -bar ly actually owned up t > have tasted the fruit. From this small beginning has gradually grown a use that makes today an industry with a combined cap ital of over thirty millions of dollars, which disburses millions of dollars to its empoyea each year and aggregates an output of two hundred and forty mil lion cans. os close uf buaineas Ma: CA>T Ot <11 ARAGTr R- •ft'•<■», The editor sat in his <>fli— whence all b it him had fled at... he wished that every last d-nd ln-at was in his grave st«> ■ dt ad. His mind then wnnd'»r« <. faraway to the time when h« should die; and his royal editori .l ..«ml go scouting to the sky; wht i he'd roam the fi-|<|s of paradis« and sail o’er Ja.-ix-r seas and all things glorious would c>-n'>in- hisevery sens - t i please, l!< thought how then he’d Io >k across the great gulf dark and drear, that'll yawn In-tw i n In- happy <>ul and those whoswind le«l here and when for water they would call and in agony the-, 'd caper, he’d shou* to them: “Just quench your thirst with the due that's on your p.i|M-r. 1/ o / / o i r s t ” — O u r N d j i t y lx>ana am! diacuunta a» ««’cutai-ciaaa mail matter. .«J bask At Scio, in the Stat«- of Ore.- Marcb 13 PROGRAM Entered al the pootofflee at Seto. Ore . among the local news: Is- s than 100 lines per month, fic per line; over 100 lines and less t inn 200, 4c per line. Special rates given on over 21X1 lines pv« month. H<iosiAii <>t Overdrafts, »«wurvd a.'»l aerured Bu.-sl» and warrar t* Banking fM.ua«- M Furniture and f> Hu» from bank* if.<u r»-« banka) ........ .............. "Tha Caeoamon Lina ISIS" Total I lARItJTll 5 And now i* the time to w«' California, to live outdoor* at . enjoy th.- »unahine. flow era and «umm-r »port*. It i» u trip you cannot afford to mi»». Capital *tock pawl m Surplus fund Undivided pro sea and ta I mil vidual deposits check l W inand certificate.- of deposit ... , Time certificates of deposit ...... Keserved for taxes County of Linn SUN S í T I »» * -‘I BQUHV / - où # VlciiV t'aafi and d .• from appo ■ I reaorvw banka ... Check» and other ca«h item». Three Trains Fine Daily it..hi g Shasta I unili-1 the train of modern aarvice wdh «II ateel up-to-the-minute equipment. the California and San t rancisc > livpe*»» Traina with Standard, Tourist and Chair Car» and dining service that wiM plea*. < all on nearest S I’ Agent and let him outline a trip, quote far. » ai.d fumi th outing literature on California's famous resort^ StAt«“ of (>r<«g<*!ì, / l benescr Goodiy in evj-ecting a vi«it from his brother in Au»tr«lia. the Rl»hop of Ballarat Great prepara tion» arc twins made in the Goodly home in anticipation of thia viait. Eb- • ce-.-r <.-»«J|y. in ar> unguardet mo- •bl : t. i* cidixej by hl« prospeCtiv* «On. - !aw into »ecretly attend 11: with him i t : t Afl. r the prize tight, through a complication of cirettnwtancM lune«, a commercial traveler, fltxi» hi« vay mt>-«Ily" i house and prvtenda for th. r» >t of th«- cvef-.ing that h.-'a ’In- Biabop < ! Ballarai. The real Bishop arrive« an<| the matt, r ia clear«-d up at the cl.iae > f V Total -Y NOFSI- IMI ' I, E. I». Mii-r«, cashier of th. nl numasi Lank. d> sokmutj *» Wt*&T the above «tatenwnt ¡« (ne to th« uf my kmiwledgc an«! I lief < II- SA . John M. Scott General Passenger Agent PORTLAND, OREGON Subscrib«»<l and sworn to t»- ibi» lith day of March. l--! l R. Sb«-lton N’dary Pi Correct attest: W. A. I wing. A I Kai ali, Direr > Mrs W S Caru< ni r is visiting in Albany tv- w< ■ k ut the horn« of her daughter, Mrs M E livl- Mrs Via Brenner returned to land. i r !> un • at Eight Mile last Sat urday after a visit of several Mrs Walter i retu met i tn r.il> w ith h«-r parents, Mr and i tune W. in» da. m •• n ■ i- after Mrs .1 W Rirhardson. aiew day» visit in Al any. She was accompanied home Mi>s Eva St irge.s who has II S Fredericks and been staying with her grand Ficklin. mother, Mrs Nancy Neal, for F H Phillips, w ho p -at tl some tint«», has returned to her winter in Portland. la returnee home at Riley. to his borne at West . .«>. Mi I I i jnl Hr.ria. Potato cull» f ir The farmer« *r« all taking ndvantag. cl. Bin l>> y’ -,o of th«- good weather and getting their Sando*. crop» in. M. » Be.-iiv Shank waa a guest of Marguerite Rvan Sunday. Mi»*. » Mau.i Smith ani Angrline Ityan vi.itcl with Itoxic shank Sunday. .Mr* Fax ihayer v - it d Towne* horn* Tuesday at the I) Mr and .Mr* W' R Ray returned Sa turd from G’*!forrn*. where they have spent the paat two m .nth* for the form«-»« .¡th They re;- irt a v. ry flue time, nut are gla I to I m - home again. k r«-«l Smith w»» a guest at the l.amlH-rt h .m« Sunday. W Melvin Shank spent Sunday i : W i.. I» . . P II J.-, 1_’S ii...i- • U Don't fail to nee “What Hap pened to Jones." at High St Auditorium. Friday, .Vanh 13. The News is in receipt of a letter from the manager -. t>. . powers baseball team of Port land asking what the cha c<s are for .securing a game with Scio in the n»-ar f'lt re. Her« is a chance for the local fans t« gi t together and fir u;> a t,.tn-. with ( hartn* Lembert returned ho-ne Sun- dn. fn -a : . . ns been attending *i ho-d. Mr- Ed Smith bl.-d at th«- M I Ryan home Sundaj aftern.-on. Fax Ihayer and wife virited at the Frank Thayer home in Se o Sun. av. Mrs I . »lie Towne* and Mr* Fax Thayer calletl nt th«- H shank home W«i»ln.-«day afiernoon; Will a merchant who is *w se .Mi •« Mvrguerite Ryan returned home Friday fropi Salem whero she hat been ever cease to advertise? Yes vi-iting relative« and friend*. when the trees grow upside Mr Frank H «tierman and A Holtinc down; when the beggar wears a of Munkera v|*ited at the M F R)an crown; when ice forms on the home Friday. sun; when the sparrow weighs a II Shank h.id a ha I attack of rheu- ton; when gold dollars get too mati-m but i« now slowly improving. cheap; when womens secrets Mr* la-site Towne* wn* * gu.-st at keep; when fish forget to sw im; th«- W K Ray b -mi -nn lay. when Satan sings a hymn; when "What Happened to Jones," girls go back on gum; when * a High School z\uditorium, the small boy hates a drum; w hen 13th. no politician schema; wh -n mince pie makes pleasant dream«; the Mo.her’» I avurite when its fun to break a tooth; A cough m<»!icine tur children *hould when ad lawyers tell the truth; be harm!«-»«. It »houM be plcanant to when cold waler makes you take. Il hnul.l l>e effectual. Cham- drunk; when you love to smell a berlain’» Cough Rcnwxlv i* all of thia «ml i« the mothct*' favorite every skunk; when the drummer has where. I or »ale by all dealer*. no brass; when all th^se things come to pass; then man that's John Crabtree was an Albany wise wi I neglect to advertise. visilt r lajt Thun Jay. All Five for About the Price of .. A IjtBaA “ ,he k’CT«« bargain in the best reading . " ij { A M|tnllH matter ever offered to our tubteribera. It in cludes our paper—the best weekly published in this part of the state—and the Four Magazine* of national prominence shown above, sample copie« of which may be seen at our office. We have never »old our paper alone at lew than a dollar a year. But on account of the splendid contract we have m#de with these big publications we are able to give our reader» the four magazines with our paper, all one,year for only $1.18~ just 18 cent» more than the regular price of our paper alone. Send u* your order» right away, give them to our representative or call and see ut when you are in town. As soon as you see these dew, beautiful, interesting magazines you will want them »ent to your own home for a year. C-| 10 JUST THINK WHAT IT MEANS! M 10 Danya«« of Rich«». VI «10 Our Pager and TW m Faar Staadard Magazinet v|»IO More men have • <■« n ruim «1 by K = ALL FIVE ONE YEAR, ONLY 1 = affluence mid it» ronn-qucnt tempta tion* thiin have ever been »rnl.nl on the ro-k of poverty. To the nch man <!utv often Io«ea it* im c. 0. BRYANT perative voice, nnil he tam|»er* with I it» clauiiii mid in-g'e t» it* fulfil Wir GON and WASHINGTON ment. while all the time he is breed ing greed and *clf>»hne«« in hi» A I’n t tory of *•* h C’ltjr, Town »n«1 heart, to the defilement of hi« whole I j , VIH b **, giving dcwrlpfIvt Bfcwtrli t»f life. Again»t all this and much ’I h Lwation, population, t*l*- JOI-2 New First National Rani. 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