The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, March 12, 1914, Image 2

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"What Happened Io Jones
(Ohe kantiani ¿Urus
Kçü Sehe«! WeN.îi. Fr
PUBI ISHED EVERY THURSDAY 3Y
!.. W. CHAR! ES
Wrpoft <4 Ihr vendit** n • *<
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»ho travel«
houiw-. ,
Notice to Advertisers
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TRAINS
ROUTE
SHASTA
REMA’IU I «
for a hymn
John Stich«
M t • ||M< Hirl ION If
Antony Goodly, I». l>.. Buhop of
One year in advance
. ..
Ballarat
.. Elmer White
>«ar. ut «•••<!«( ,«ar
I bonexer Gwdly,
Prof.» «or of
S<x n.unthx in jwlvpr»«-*
Anatomy
Furrv^l Woodman»««
Three« nuHithx in advance .
Riel aid Heatbcefy, cngag«i to
Marjor.e.
Ito»* Ray
Advcrtining rate« made known on Th enaa Holder, a fuliceman.........
..........Spencer Long
application.
an inmate of
. Oclbert f xing
fb-nry I uHer, Supt of »anatorium.,
. (Tar* Ve l.aii.
Mr« <««AHlly, I ben«
wif*.
.......................
Mi*« Mal»rl Thayer
Several of our advertisers have
Ci**y, Ebeneaar’* w-anj ,
asked for special rules on local
Velia Brenner
advertising, and as we wish to '•«rjori«’ I Ebenezer'• « Mary Kotan
be fair w ith all of them, and not Minerva • daughter* I i.lllla Sims
show one more favors than an- Alvina Starlight. M m t.oodly ’s
*i»ter. ...
Mii« Ada Thayer
other, we have adopted the f.l- Ib-lma. Swedtoh rorvant girl
low.ng rates for readers to Ru
. .. . .
.M ia » Magarvi Brock
It is not generally known, but
nevertheless a fact, that there
are people till living w ho can re­
member the time when tomato-
w> re raise I merely for tin ir
beauty as we now raise r>>s- .
while its beauty was admired ii
was considere I like the poisono s
oak, dangerous to even hand!
except by dark complected per­
sons. Years of acqnnintanc •
ship however wore ol? its super­
stition and a few f >o -bar ly
actually owned up t > have
tasted the fruit. From this
small beginning has gradually
grown a use that makes today
an industry with a combined cap­
ital of over thirty millions of
dollars, which disburses millions
of dollars to its empoyea each
year and aggregates an output
of two hundred and forty mil­
lion cans.
os
close uf buaineas Ma:
CA>T Ot <11 ARAGTr R-
•ft'•<■»,
The editor sat in his <>fli—
whence all b it him had fled at...
he wished that every last d-nd
ln-at was in his grave st«> ■
dt ad. His mind then wnnd'»r« <.
faraway to the time when h«
should die; and his royal editori .l
..«ml go scouting to the sky; wht i
he'd roam the fi-|<|s of paradis«
and sail o’er Ja.-ix-r seas and all
things glorious would c>-n'>in-
hisevery sens - t i please, l!<
thought how then he’d Io >k
across the great gulf dark and
drear, that'll yawn In-tw i n In-
happy <>ul and those whoswind
le«l here and when for water they
would call and in agony the-, 'd
caper, he’d shou* to them:
“Just quench your thirst with
the due that's on your p.i|M-r.
1/ o / / o
i r s t ” — O u r
N d j i t y
lx>ana am! diacuunta
a» ««’cutai-ciaaa mail matter.
.«J
bask
At Scio, in the Stat«- of Ore.-
Marcb 13
PROGRAM
Entered al the pootofflee at Seto. Ore .
among the local news:
Is- s than 100 lines per month,
fic per line; over 100 lines and
less t inn 200, 4c per line. Special
rates given on over 21X1 lines pv«
month.
H<iosiAii
<>t
Overdrafts, »«wurvd a.'»l
aerured
Bu.-sl» and warrar t*
Banking fM.ua«-
M
Furniture and f>
Hu» from bank* if.<u r»-«
banka) ........ ..............
"Tha Caeoamon Lina ISIS"
Total
I lARItJTll
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And now i* the time to w«' California, to live outdoor*
at . enjoy th.- »unahine. flow era and «umm-r »port*.
It
i» u trip you cannot afford to mi»».
Capital *tock pawl m
Surplus fund
Undivided pro
sea and ta
I mil vidual deposits
check
l W inand certificate.- of
deposit
... ,
Time certificates of
deposit
......
Keserved for taxes
County of Linn
SUN S í T
I »» * -‘I
BQUHV /
- où #
VlciiV
t'aafi and d .• from appo ■ I
reaorvw banka ...
Check» and other ca«h item».
Three
Trains
Fine
Daily
it..hi g Shasta I unili-1 the train of modern aarvice
wdh «II ateel up-to-the-minute equipment.
the California and San t rancisc > livpe*»» Traina with
Standard, Tourist and Chair Car» and dining service
that wiM plea*.
< all on nearest S I’ Agent and let him outline a trip,
quote far. » ai.d fumi th outing literature on California's
famous resort^
StAt«“ of (>r<«g<*!ì, /
l benescr Goodiy in evj-ecting a vi«it
from his brother in Au»tr«lia. the
Rl»hop of Ballarat
Great prepara­
tion» arc twins made in the Goodly
home in anticipation of thia viait. Eb-
• ce-.-r <.-»«J|y. in ar> unguardet mo-
•bl : t. i* cidixej by hl« prospeCtiv* «On.
- !aw into »ecretly attend 11: with him
i t :
t
Afl. r the prize tight,
through a complication of cirettnwtancM
lune«, a commercial traveler, fltxi» hi«
vay mt>-«Ily" i house and prvtenda
for th. r» >t of th«- cvef-.ing that h.-'a
’In- Biabop < ! Ballarai. The real Bishop
arrive« an<| the matt, r ia clear«-d up at
the cl.iae
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Total
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I, E. I». Mii-r«, cashier of th. nl
numasi Lank. d> sokmutj *» Wt*&T
the above «tatenwnt ¡« (ne­ to th«
uf my kmiwledgc an«! I lief
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II- SA .
John M. Scott General Passenger Agent
PORTLAND,
OREGON
Subscrib«»<l and sworn to t»-
ibi» lith day of March. l--! l
R. Sb«-lton N’dary Pi
Correct attest:
W. A. I wing. A I Kai ali, Direr
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Mrs W S Caru< ni r is visiting
in Albany tv- w< ■ k ut the horn«
of her daughter, Mrs M E livl-
Mrs Via Brenner returned to land.
i r !> un • at Eight Mile last Sat­
urday after a visit of several
Mrs Walter
i retu met i
tn r.il> w ith h«-r parents, Mr and i tune W. in» da. m •• n ■ i- after
Mrs .1 W Rirhardson.
aiew day» visit in Al any. She
was accompanied home
Mi>s Eva St irge.s who has II S Fredericks and
been staying with her grand­ Ficklin.
mother, Mrs Nancy Neal, for
F H Phillips, w ho p -at tl
some tint«», has returned to her
winter
in Portland. la returnee
home at Riley.
to his borne at West . .«>.
Mi
I I i jnl Hr.ria.
Potato cull» f ir
The farmer« *r« all taking ndvantag. cl. Bin l>> y’ -,o
of th«- good weather and getting their Sando*.
crop» in.
M. » Be.-iiv Shank waa a guest of
Marguerite Rvan Sunday.
Mi»*. » Mau.i Smith ani
Angrline
Ityan vi.itcl with Itoxic shank Sunday.
.Mr* Fax ihayer v - it d
Towne* horn* Tuesday
at
the
I)
Mr and .Mr* W' R Ray returned
Sa turd
from G’*!forrn*. where they
have spent the paat two m .nth* for the
form«-»«
.¡th
They re;- irt a v. ry
flue time, nut are gla I to I m - home again.
k r«-«l Smith w»» a guest at the
l.amlH-rt h .m« Sunday.
W
Melvin Shank spent Sunday
i : W i.. I» . .
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Don't fail to nee “What Hap­
pened to Jones." at High St
Auditorium. Friday, .Vanh 13.
The News is in receipt of a
letter from the manager -. t>. .
powers baseball team of Port­
land asking what the cha c<s
are for .securing a game with
Scio in the n»-ar f'lt re. Her«
is a chance for the local fans t«
gi t together and fir u;> a t,.tn-.
with
( hartn* Lembert returned ho-ne Sun-
dn. fn
-a :
.
.
ns
been
attending *i ho-d.
Mr- Ed Smith bl.-d at th«- M I Ryan
home Sundaj aftern.-on.
Fax Ihayer and wife virited at the
Frank Thayer home in Se o Sun. av.
Mrs I . »lie Towne* and Mr*
Fax
Thayer calletl nt th«- H shank home
W«i»ln.-«day afiernoon;
Will a merchant who is *w se .Mi •« Mvrguerite Ryan returned home
Friday fropi Salem whero she hat been
ever cease to advertise? Yes
vi-iting relative« and friend*.
when the trees grow upside Mr Frank H «tierman and A Holtinc
down; when the beggar wears a of Munkera v|*ited at the M F R)an
crown; when ice forms on the home Friday.
sun; when the sparrow weighs a II Shank h.id a ha I attack of rheu-
ton; when gold dollars get too mati-m but i« now slowly improving.
cheap; when womens secrets Mr* la-site Towne* wn* * gu.-st at
keep; when fish forget to sw im; th«- W K Ray b -mi -nn lay.
when Satan sings a hymn; when
"What Happened to Jones,"
girls go back on gum; when * a
High School z\uditorium, the
small boy hates a drum; w hen
13th.
no politician schema; wh -n mince
pie makes pleasant dream«;
the Mo.her’» I avurite
when its fun to break a tooth; A cough m<»!icine tur children *hould
when ad lawyers tell the truth; be harm!«-»«. It »houM be plcanant to
when cold waler makes you take. Il hnul.l l>e effectual. Cham-
drunk; when you love to smell a berlain’» Cough Rcnwxlv i* all of thia
«ml i« the mothct*' favorite every­
skunk; when the drummer has where. I or »ale by all dealer*.
no brass; when all th^se things
come to pass; then man that's
John Crabtree was an Albany
wise wi I neglect to advertise.
visilt r lajt Thun Jay.
All Five for About the Price of
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It in­
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in this part of the state—and the Four Magazine* of national prominence
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But on account of the splendid contract we have m#de with these big
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C-| 10 JUST THINK WHAT IT MEANS! M 10
Danya«« of Rich«».
VI «10 Our Pager and TW m Faar Staadard Magazinet v|»IO
More men have • <■« n ruim «1 by
K = ALL FIVE ONE YEAR, ONLY
1 =
affluence mid it» ronn-qucnt tempta­
tion* thiin have ever been »rnl.nl
on the ro-k of poverty. To the
nch man <!utv often Io«ea it* im­
c. 0. BRYANT
perative voice, nnil he tam|»er* with I
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ment. while all the time he is breed­
ing greed and *clf>»hne«« in hi»
A I’n t tory of *•* h C’ltjr, Town »n«1
heart, to the defilement of hi« whole I j , VIH
b **, giving dcwrlpfIvt Bfcwtrli t»f
life.
Again»t all this and much ’I
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Lwation, population, t*l*-
JOI-2 New First National Rani. Bldg.
■’;>pln< «Mtd banking point;
more the tn.-tn of relative poverty y I» 1 4 rrnph.
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OREGON
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