The Santiam news., May 30, 1912, Image 1

VOL.
XV
• CONFIDENCE UNDER WATER.
To Acqu.ro That S i
Bo «Ko F.r»t
A p<
.'i w ho is t • 1 «’-• i» th«>
watei
in *.»¥«vr< gl
part ««f the ditti«'!llhjt tit IvairtHIlif t‘*
SUBII
H th«- proper ti-«- i f u S.i-h
ba»m.
rhe olwt.i-l-
l* '!:
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.
that n<’’rv«m- [ -r-
» < muttered a* «be (ilia-
' I aw.-.y. "Ain't h«- plain?”—Kan-
-
< itv Star
H » An«««t«ra
I he t ’liivnvur , . .. i -;,..k«- eleept
v * n ati ir* - * <t. but hi- tew utter-
un •*«.
m Hl 4 br.'Ud brogue, w. re
full of wit.
One ..f th«- men in thè |«art\ re
mar*.-*!,
u te .« bright »ort of
fed ■». and it - ihhv to .«•»• thiit v«>«ir
p<-opl<- «am«' from Irelaml "
■ - «r; y. ¡ire ivn baili» mu
tu <•!« replu «1 Pat.
"M e
» i J '
man. "Didn't
t !.. v . -re from 1 reland '"
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re t .«• i it." luidies* Hom«-
Journal.
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b -
r
« nmg, but an
invohintar« nerv-«u
sito» . that
«nu.««'* them to i»i> for n.r even
lu-f«»r«' Ih< -r fi. « in- under water.
It i« t' .«
i g for l ■ ’ i
it
drou n» :-«*;■ > ••
I h«-v cai.ii..' ' '»nîr«»l th«« g iping.
ami con.<e«|ii ntlv tl:«-v often -n.ip
f««r l»r«‘..lli w ' ii t :• r m -■ th ■ ar -
umler wa'«-
\» tb<- y>ioviin«'v i-f
Conf.n on of Effect».
a human ! !v i - < .i- .
•
• '. n
"Tiiiii^s di»in't ■«•«•m to work t«»-
few pints or quarts of »a'- r
.
Imvi'd in t'i< - in« dnnt iry g -yn» pt r a votir «cries of drumati«'
r,'| r v.-nta' ti««na
ii lx - . y ! -
.i p • "'t .
• ■
erw <• w«it! I t! .it I «: .• <i;
: r
"They < <li«!n’t." admitted Mr
Stori.i;!'/l'>n Burn«-- "When » e
h !p I" urroe.
N«iw, if u p« r-oii
«1 v ¡th |>! ived trc.-id. tin- box otfler re-
this involunta. v f-tro p«'tt
n ci Lit- ver«- <i far««-. nn«l when we
d< r wa:« r ■«
.
plated f.i.-i •• tiu-i were a trag.-dy,”
Washington Star
gently into an <»rdi;i ry I ■
f . i
« f ■ ,i'. i ■■
•
A>h« l th« Actor a Fever.
long a« p«‘-
•' i* >
1» <> ’ .i
Mn
I utili:! Kham,
a Chicago
short t.
•«
•
.•
- :i
ciiafi.. ter, got a job u» stag«- iialid
ration logins to h-->«-■ ir
Th«n tin- b .ti mb i ou <1 la- n«ed. it "i.e o. : ic t in igo vaudeville
full
SO (i .11 I i.e
: i k: : il. the.itcr* In In* lir»t wit-k it fell to
i i to de.n a pol'« i rran’* uniform,
can .mi
'• !«•«
\
first th: ■ u ill I i::.-«■
. aJ
a the old and at tlie c«»ne|iision «>( one of tli«-
ag laick
»>; »ul<»a- - • • » in i < iinivdy -ket« li he tn»«! to
frighl-'tiiiig «ensatipt:
-«-i-.i'vi
lion, hut th«- atta« k* will b<- <>f »li«>rt cha-e .i i«>m«-<lv tramp aero.«« tlie
ö \ 4 it i't«.'«', mcanwluh- brundidiing a big
< iul*.
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f«i"
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will
On Wedr •-«!.!« night he »ent to
n
sion «uti la- mu ntn-ni'I (or !•>
full nunute witlunit <!.- .'oiufort of flu- dri -*>iig room of the comedian
and ;’.ii«l:
any kind.
• >,i..dn rm- a favor, will you’"
Once b a |ier.«>>n
per- «n h t»
■« '•• i-m-' hnw
“\lh.it ).« it? a»k-'l the actor
peril-« th eomfort
co|- t -rt . !«•
■ ■
. i
"V ' - n I chare \«>u acrost the
under water the lir-t grvt «
I m »
stage
lotiiglit let me ketch i«m and
I h - c H la'- «'ll to'’ ar ' . ar: .
f , .
Many ot >ru ->■ good swimmers b- it you up, ' »aid Mik«- "Mv inotli-
have never rend, .a /ir t thic e. * out front in the audience."—
vain «’.< « ma < r v,.iter. T
remit Saturday E.viiing !'o»t.
is that when
..« a
r -m« r i-
Ws« F am Tr»«».
caught in .n
The
wax
palm of I e And« - I« a
<"i:r t h.s c.
' -n- v i •
vegetable wonder. Il grow» t<> a
r >ti as he Ic-i t
«
-«i •» :
dcr th«» ur .u1.
:>d of «' 'ig Ixi.ht of nearly •.'00 feel 4li‘i
thrive« *iot only on the plain», but
or H'lnil
. - . d - ■ p'.
serving In.- I>Ii hegivq ■■ invo!' n the mountain«. The mmd is tough
tank ami n.r ;-.t ly sw d « us wutrr, utid durable and is employed in car-
pen try. I lie wai cum«-» from the
a: <1 t <• t, .
u
«- ii <
fin - him to i -.hale what breath lie pita : « tween the trunk and frond*
It io yellow or grayish white, is ns
bus left nml
sp a. an.
pure a« txK'-Mni mid i* used f«»r
Col ¿i'll« •• .
'-t >.
r ' ■ lb
making caml •■» A | m - oii climbing
the lir-t ■
auittkung.
the uv * can . itlu-r from twenty to
M.Bong th« Cow.
thirty pounds from each.
•'Th«- si.. i - I one o.1 iiis go ' I
A Plant of th» Snow.
e ,»- »tau« a. ■ '«• r a 11« •■ «1 ' n
The ’■oldanella» of the high
the Ian«- ui n«.ikci.' I.me u<«ul«l
tiir«>u the ii Ht«-rn «I. irvmun into a A’pHK- n>« ado»» of Switzerland
i«'.cr," writ« « I carle» White in bore the r wuy up through the coat-
Harper's M<<
"1'he harn.!«-». 11.:: of me and »now by mcuiie of the
ti< • irv co v of :hes«- <-rd'ght«-iu -l h«at generated bv the growing
tii» » »’ «nd* in Io r bi ily livgirme stem tjiute commonly, if the layer
stall, wh' li I* it « *:«e«l with concrete of «now i* very thick, the flower
and fr- ju-ntly »«rub'cl. Tin- cow will open without ever reaching the
herself i* I um« d «pel brtisho«! « very «urfn e at all. The blossom is in no
«la
V. i« r« is !.. Imv ou • Gone; i
gone with tin« tiuikmai«!, ill«* «Iodo ro.in.iii!,’«, thawed by th«- growing
un«l the unk mt > the o'. - -hòc past. stciu, which give« out heat.
<tue i :■ n-
ir««im i t'-«• l-.ir.i
A .rod H.» Knowledge.
for the <»ld ■ '«-van, 'G t over tirar,
Having
learned tl«.- important
gol «ling ye!' »uh the no <«ni;iam-
date
when
the United State» mint
ing bump of the km-«- aga iist ol«l
bo«sy's i. ». A ih it I .. ; ne <« it wm established and the cotton gin
♦ too. t’ruvlt
i» co» ly. ‘vmlii«»- invente«!, a grammar school pupil
pay». In th« <• days of conservation in Kentucky, answering the ques­
tl «• man -
i - n it.« umm.ils is tion. "What were two important in-
•lilutiona e-tabbshed in Washing­
picking III» lai-»' pl ■ ket.”
ton'» i lmir. ■ r it <>n ■" wrote, "Mint
an«! gin.”—Argonaut.
Not a Beauty,
Th« v wcr«' a «¡¡■.nut old couple,
Why H'» Name Wa» Changed.
an«! it na- «-ii'lrnt (I hw h.-«l never
"But, Eliza,” »aid the niMtre«»,
scf-ii inr.ny circu«-». AB tiw add
“your little lx>y wan christened
thill '« ill <•« •'■• :il'«
titciil in-
(»■'orgr Washington. Why do you
teiiM-ly, b"t t :«• «« un kept hurry­
«all him hz.iak Walton? Walton,
ing her litisbend along.
you know, wn« the famous fl»her-
"Burn vp. Joi n." -In- would
tnan.”
say; "we don’t »nut to ini*» th«»
"Yct’m," an»wrre<! Elisa, "but
hippopotamus W<- inny never get a
dat chile'« rcpetn«h’in f«»’ fellin' de
chance to »-■«• another of ’«-in."
tr
tn . :<• «1 it < ' nr •• .'iq «'r’t.v«.”
S- citi'.’ the up)' ,■ .nt:» wa* the
—l-adie»' Home Journal.
main obj« t <>f the etp. «lition evi­
Coarti*«.
dently. A im ! nt ln-t it«« y
imv to
There »re fnnumemble method* nf
the tank cig«- a hi re the great.
court Ina. but the best method I» to be
»l«-«,py. piglike animal aprawlcd.
rl< h Krank Blcharttsou
The <dd Woman looked at Inin a full
A Newspaper Event.
inuiiit«'. .tn«! b«-r f.ic« r«»’»« >-• «1 mtn
The NuremiM-rg Gazette. founded in
t
IR-»» of dl«n " ■ 'I I : >n.
111.;, wn» th«- nrwt new-’-qper printed
fruiu metal tyt* with printing lab.
i '
nM SHCw SATURDAY
A WH Y FUSS'S*/.
M S W »S » O' 1 ' o
<
I »' •
Abdul H«m 1.
I .» It» I
I !«■ '1 h -,y a
the Bus­
i «¡dii corp. diplomati«|u«' ei« ’■ erly
1 (HitWitt.sl Alai 1 Haft' d.
1 «ultan of Turkey. Ì in-
lisplavevl s «'tirtott'» in.-« ¡r.iitv
trodiu mg the bn«m> •# of Io* c«mti
try in the gim«* of pT-«mai p - il­
are.
It app«'ars ih.it tin- itll'. n li.ul n’>
soluteiv refue«d to grant ta audi­
ence to am n • -t
r «>f f i • l.i ' >■
in.i
w
that during tin- . et «i a
i
Anda! Il.iiti.d
part of hi- t s«n<- in « •«
i> an
i
uiniiM'in- t u In r-
■
. • ,i
hi *
at« ly fond.
The Ri'-oan heard that
ltn~
penal i. ij. - .
of
ir«'«h bird- to supply li
i ■ «-
wily Mi .o
pr.......... !
mg while fowl «4 the ' am
<-tes. «' i • d II Io Is- tr c
«niirrnl to re- mbl« a
an«l sent it in a t'
< a';i t«> tin- -I: t.m
The ri
v - -a- ■
,
• «-
suit a»l. ut tir-1 deh' im '
■ •
gift, soon »ent for itie d p|omu.<t
to explain» if ill-could, U m b. .nt«!
La l shown no un In t.'-n to light.
Th« Ku- ¡an went,
■ •■<! the
lord m th«- i
a >«i .
i 'I i .
id ami with gr. .it a ?««m Im nt ami
regret a« k now l«'<tg« «i tl«u' it u .«
quite llliilbb' to <•«>:><■ with t'.«- r-> il
game««* k*. wlrch w.-n undo'ilitolly
of «1 •'«. cr>«*r hrisil.
\
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f. .
• '.. ■
»ulijei t of gHtne«-'“ k- it'
•••ic ,il,
■I’ll »1 ■ n '
n - '
-
covi'e su<. ■ < b «I in dn a :u tie- sui -
tan in a r >>l tor <-ni«r-.tioti of
a different «d.arii ter ,,
n tin««'
a lro-tlv itltr -1il «•«I th«- polite r
matter In* had -o bmg umi ted an
opi.or:Hintv t > «I -.-I-«
\l’«-r a
long interview he r«-tur::»-«i t«« Is«
einlai-'V triuniphutit over .> » < d-
Icagiics.— I l.ira r' U v«-kly.
Ihplo- >at -:»
-Vl.
; »->!...»
i>«r
A F-eofc Baia HI
Writing on fn ik p it* in l»a
h«l|. Hugh S. I tillrrion tells the
following story ill th«- Aim ricali
Magazine :
"A fr«ak pin« rob!*'«! 11«*' t’a-
»••« '■. I'orolito te fit of a : »;:.«• in
tin- Eastern league. The g. .i- wn*
at lb» h«--t«'r, and (’i-. v’s « it, luti '
staff was -o crippl«-«! that th' pluu ,•
little »i-tiran v. a- «>• npflli «I to don
the uiml |>a-l him«« if. • i « v
short ami quit«- »to-.it. Hut he w.i«
doing fairly well until the t< nth in
ning, when Rochi rti'r ha I a riii-n r
on llnr«i with tw>> out
\ » ,
pitched ball ntril k the
mild III
front of • 'n « « .i :nl I •
. -I
The runner 1
tat. d ii
< I-«-» ma »i;:g franti«
’-:-!«. t
the Ball from un«li-r his pr«t<.t<r.
tln'ii In- cam«- li.it«'«' »nil t . «« ■
ning run just u> t .««« ? Io m l t .«•
sphere, which hu«i gon«« under th«-
proto« tor ami »« <lg. I it«-« If p.i»t the
elastic U'lt t igiitly "
Garns to the Lact.
Thr r»(th annual H amit *huw wlU b<'
hr!<l hrrv Saturdav» tuw I Thi*
1» hs M ui >!rr the MHp Ct ■» of thr
Ciri< Impfovrnsrnl Club and
a)
drawn a iar««* num'brr of viaitora
fr<‘fi» «urruumfihg town*. >i»<nr of th*
hnrM vart. tiv4 «>f r»M;< * arv rnixtd
a- J thr annua)
ha* vn the inc.inii
<>f ir.tr?«”.*1’ a
nutnN r in th<*
ruiti . «th’' of r »«. < The
in
ronne<’tn»h with the »how thia year vrtii
inrhide* 4; a luMfe**
roMS by an ev
pert from the Or» »: hi Agricultural Col-
Irtfc, a chil Tr«-n‘.i nit* pi a !« an! «t
Road working is row the order
flai:
drill In the afternoon
thru will hr st ha*rba|l ramr !>rtw» cn
pn-.'iai«'d ,i .«<■ ar« all award of
th* Aahiand nr-d Seto tr ima.
L l T i ERS FROM OUR
0
Saalnin Farm 1‘opics
COMMENCEMENT PEOG'AN
the if • dts of bud roails in the
winter.
Th«' folii.W I-« I.« tin- urogram
I-an«- C iitt rec wa . sadly di: ap-
forth«' < '«»mtiii n«e:n«-tit exercises p i P«l a
- b-'ii'i; able to rent
to I m - held tomorrow night tu A«
ldt!■• pi n-• over near th«1 old
I.»
I'.a.i ■ < ginn«: i. .it S.l’i
In»! i- ' irin <« l.<- «■.. dd enjoy the
r -l >f hi I
ire dax...
His
M’tsic.
brother Job . living al! alone
In ViK-Htion.
t,-.c
I do .atiou claim which
Mtint«’.
their I:.
r. .1. .1. <'rabtree. t«x>k
'i' nlar.' ti • 4 of the Na. v"
in IM.>. 1 ii • li'st
pie tn*«« ever
Ren I. Thayer.
kt.own in Lmn count) is still
Music.
alite on tl • o|<| farm, the seed
“The ''«»ming
having
Blatchford.
« I pkuite ! in 1M46.
I'll" t rapp ■ cobbler from th«»
Music,
Cl:i- A<ldr«-i I >r. J. Withy- fruit of this tt« e was made in
1N5-I and th« tn-«' is till beiiring
comb«-.
fruit.
Music.
of Diploma*
Pre- • ntntion
Berries Santiam Farm, straw-
L. L. Gooding
berries in the J at«-h 2t>', gath-
Music.
er*-«! 25c.
< ¡o od' rri 's 2fx- on
Benediction.
bushes, gathered
dOc.
i .me f-or Cej- je •<* ’itjf
He su
put In-
in i Thin*
Ix>gan-
berr.es and currants in st-agon.
S. W. «¡¡lines.
h «nd in Im
G«'<>. Griflht returned home Sat­
-ck.-t an.I drew out three urday night after having been in
1 Iteti he I" *keti ut
La»t gii with a forgrmg smile. Portland about two month* on
the
S. jury, lie was quite
"H«»r «h1
"I Itv dolmrs n ««tmilnsl. nnxiotis to get home.
But v> ho cu
M. (’ «¡aim of Crabtree. was
"Is-t f
' in," -iii«l the girl
v« r > . lay culling on his father
Sh«
imp« ct«-«l th«- fragment»
S. \V. Games. w ho has been quite
closely.
' ics,” she <|Ui«-«ly announced, poorly for some time.
"t nt » the kind papa alwm- l«uis
Lawreuee Poindexter made*
w h«--i he’s running for «iffu-e. I fly ing visit over in B-nton county
know the «««lor. I ivc doltur- a tli«m-
• in«!. Sor i'l«o«jy ha» foolcil yni. Sat inlay to see his b« st girl. He
found t .«■ i iiids pr tty loppy.
Georg«'"
She wa« a vise girl, nn<! the did
•lob t'rabtre«- and Mrs. Phoebe
n it -! id - Clcvidaml Plain I h-u!* ‘ Turnc w« re visitors at the San-
tiam Farm recently and enjoyed
Convincing.
a
fine d h of truw berri«-.* and
Ui"
d
to
The late Wilhelm .Ionian
b«’ rerv much unnoved i»'« .. :•■' of «•ream.
fh«- constant h-ar-nv up of the
Our long continued summer
»
r I
< t ■ «lav lie
:
i>w<:« ha. e bro ight us millions
said t<> on«* of th«* im-n nt work,
•»f Aphis which a «• working sad
"Why arr \«» ii digging up tl
inent .r.'itin ?” ”B • .itlse n new «.iter havoc < n the vetch, and are mul-
pip«' i- Jo l«o pt|( it- ’ **|tllt ttie *>!d tiplving by thousands to destroy
one «•. ii« till o « h I " **So w«|s thi-
the spring crops.
old Niln tnn nlic«l, vet vntt wrote a
Two of .Mr*. Freeman’s sisters
new one. herr doctor." retort««!
the Inl-oror. with a laugh, in which •if near Stay ton, who have not
visited her f ir some time, are
now s|M-nding a few «lays with
her.
Saecial ClaDfcnii Offer tn Our Old Sno-
scib’TS anil Their rrieois
The y«-ar 1912 1« to lx- thr most im­
portant year in our history. H«-»i>lr*
•
president of thr t'nitrd State* 1» to be
elected.
Keep up with the new* nt th«- world
by taking advantage of one of uur
special offer».
Our offer: The Pally aiwl Sunday Ore­
gonian, 12 months, |X. 00, santiam New*
12 monuhs Si.2b. total 19.25.
Both may be •>l«t»in«-<l for a limited
time only for IS. oo which is the *ub-
ncripthm price of the Oregonian alone
To those not detiring to take the big
Sunday Edition of the Oragonian.
we have this offer to make: Thr
|>aily Oregonian 12 month». SB Off; Thr
Snntmm Nrw» 12 month*. SI.25, total
*7.».
Both may be had for a limit«! tim«
only for $t>.«M) which thr *ut«»cription
. <«f the Oregonian alone.
In other words, you are r«-eiving the
< «regonian and the News tor the price
«»I th«' Oregonian.
A Child'» Odd Our»I.on.
Pon't fall to take adva: tag«- of
Robby <»« th* train pho ire* Irto • sp**-lsl offer.
tunnel' «ih. mnmm where'« all
Send in your remittance today.
mitaldr rone’
n True- rtpt
A man named l.ro»n n«<«l to
think that >v«-rything wn- a »!•■
dispensation. One year hi« crop wa*
wasli<-«l away. "All f««r th«- ix -t,"
said Brown < lirerfiilly. "i had an
overabiindamc lust year."
luiti-r Ins lion-«* wa» burned <!own.
It didn t (• a
|iro-' n. "A foi in«'
b>-»t,” lie rrp it«'«!. "It dib i t suit
us, anvway, and we »m- going to
mote.4
At last Brown was in a railwav
accident am! got h • f« « i < rii*lie>l so
that they ha«i to !*• anqiumted,
"Well.” »aid u frond who «a-ne
to *«•«• him, "this i* prettv <b-«««ui
aging, isn't it? Both your f«-«t cut
off lh> you think that » all for the
is-st ?”
Brown smiled sadly. "Oh, ye»,”
he answered. "They w«r<- always
«-old anyway." St. |zmi* lb*pu!>li«’.
CORRESPONDENTS
Tlie recent rains have been
rather bud on the Santiam Farm
strawlH-rri.-s as they have caused
fully half of th« berrira to rot on
th«- vines as they were quite
early.
P ie E ater
MEMORIAL EIEBC1SES
Th«- followi-ig |«r««gr*m will iw given
at the hr.»tian church. Th irvla,. May
.Inth, at M p. m.
Song, Airi. rira, led by school « hurus.
Invocation. W. It. McLain.
I«uet. Just Jtefor«- the Battle Mother.
A«hlr> «». Kev. .1 .M. Morri».
Holo ami pantonine. Star Spangled
Banner. Mr» C. W. Warner ami Em­
meline Carson.
Song, school chorus.
Puet, Tenting Tonight.
Bei.« fiction, W. H. McLain.
Try the New« for fine Job printing
Price« n-Munable.
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