VOL.
XV
• CONFIDENCE UNDER WATER.
To Acqu.ro That S i
Bo «Ko F.r»t
A p<
.'i w ho is t • 1 «’-• i» th«>
watei
in *.»¥«vr< gl
part ««f the ditti«'!llhjt tit IvairtHIlif t‘*
SUBII
H th«- proper ti-«- i f u S.i-h
ba»m.
rhe olwt.i-l-
l* '!:
'
.
that n<’’rv«m- [ -r-
» < muttered a* «be (ilia-
' I aw.-.y. "Ain't h«- plain?”—Kan-
-
< itv Star
H » An«««t«ra
I he t ’liivnvur , . .. i -;,..k«- eleept
v * n ati ir* - * <t. but hi- tew utter-
un •*«.
m Hl 4 br.'Ud brogue, w. re
full of wit.
One ..f th«- men in thè |«art\ re
mar*.-*!,
u te .« bright »ort of
fed ■». and it - ihhv to .«•»• thiit v«>«ir
p<-opl<- «am«' from Irelaml "
■ - «r; y. ¡ire ivn baili» mu
tu <•!« replu «1 Pat.
"M e
» i J '
man. "Didn't
t !.. v . -re from 1 reland '"
■ \ .
1
' •, •
' I
re t .«• i it." luidies* Hom«-
Journal.
..... ................. -
b -
r
« nmg, but an
invohintar« nerv-«u
sito» . that
«nu.««'* them to i»i> for n.r even
lu-f«»r«' Ih< -r fi. « in- under water.
It i« t' .«
i g for l ■ ’ i
it
drou n» :-«*;■ > ••
I h«-v cai.ii..' ' '»nîr«»l th«« g iping.
ami con.<e«|ii ntlv tl:«-v often -n.ip
f««r l»r«‘..lli w ' ii t :• r m -■ th ■ ar -
umler wa'«-
\» tb<- y>ioviin«'v i-f
Conf.n on of Effect».
a human ! !v i - < .i- .
•
• '. n
"Tiiiii^s di»in't ■«•«•m to work t«»-
few pints or quarts of »a'- r
.
Imvi'd in t'i< - in« dnnt iry g -yn» pt r a votir «cries of drumati«'
r,'| r v.-nta' ti««na
ii lx - . y ! -
.i p • "'t .
• ■
erw <• w«it! I t! .it I «: .• <i;
: r
"They < <li«!n’t." admitted Mr
Stori.i;!'/l'>n Burn«-- "When » e
h !p I" urroe.
N«iw, if u p« r-oii
«1 v ¡th |>! ived trc.-id. tin- box otfler re-
this involunta. v f-tro p«'tt
n ci Lit- ver«- <i far««-. nn«l when we
d< r wa:« r ■«
.
plated f.i.-i •• tiu-i were a trag.-dy,”
Washington Star
gently into an <»rdi;i ry I ■
f . i
« f ■ ,i'. i ■■
•
A>h« l th« Actor a Fever.
long a« p«‘-
•' i* >
1» <> ’ .i
Mn
I utili:! Kham,
a Chicago
short t.
•«
•
.•
- :i
ciiafi.. ter, got a job u» stag«- iialid
ration logins to h-->«-■ ir
Th«n tin- b .ti mb i ou <1 la- n«ed. it "i.e o. : ic t in igo vaudeville
full
SO (i .11 I i.e
: i k: : il. the.itcr* In In* lir»t wit-k it fell to
i i to de.n a pol'« i rran’* uniform,
can .mi
'• !«•«
\
first th: ■ u ill I i::.-«■
. aJ
a the old and at tlie c«»ne|iision «>( one of tli«-
ag laick
»>; »ul<»a- - • • » in i < iinivdy -ket« li he tn»«! to
frighl-'tiiiig «ensatipt:
-«-i-.i'vi
lion, hut th«- atta« k* will b<- <>f »li«>rt cha-e .i i«>m«-<lv tramp aero.«« tlie
ö \ 4 it i't«.'«', mcanwluh- brundidiing a big
< iul*.
!■<•
f«i"
;
,
i
:
t
i
■
«
«
i!
i •
will
On Wedr •-«!.!« night he »ent to
n
sion «uti la- mu ntn-ni'I (or !•>
full nunute witlunit <!.- .'oiufort of flu- dri -*>iig room of the comedian
and ;’.ii«l:
any kind.
• >,i..dn rm- a favor, will you’"
Once b a |ier.«>>n
per- «n h t»
■« '•• i-m-' hnw
“\lh.it ).« it? a»k-'l the actor
peril-« th eomfort
co|- t -rt . !«•
■ ■
. i
"V ' - n I chare \«>u acrost the
under water the lir-t grvt «
I m »
stage
lotiiglit let me ketch i«m and
I h - c H la'- «'ll to'’ ar ' . ar: .
f , .
Many ot >ru ->■ good swimmers b- it you up, ' »aid Mik«- "Mv inotli-
have never rend, .a /ir t thic e. * out front in the audience."—
vain «’.< « ma < r v,.iter. T
remit Saturday E.viiing !'o»t.
is that when
..« a
r -m« r i-
Ws« F am Tr»«».
caught in .n
The
wax
palm of I e And« - I« a
<"i:r t h.s c.
' -n- v i •
vegetable wonder. Il grow» t<> a
r >ti as he Ic-i t
«
-«i •» :
dcr th«» ur .u1.
:>d of «' 'ig Ixi.ht of nearly •.'00 feel 4li‘i
thrive« *iot only on the plain», but
or H'lnil
. - . d - ■ p'.
serving In.- I>Ii hegivq ■■ invo!' n the mountain«. The mmd is tough
tank ami n.r ;-.t ly sw d « us wutrr, utid durable and is employed in car-
pen try. I lie wai cum«-» from the
a: <1 t <• t, .
u
«- ii <
fin - him to i -.hale what breath lie pita : « tween the trunk and frond*
It io yellow or grayish white, is ns
bus left nml
sp a. an.
pure a« txK'-Mni mid i* used f«»r
Col ¿i'll« •• .
'-t >.
r ' ■ lb
making caml •■» A | m - oii climbing
the lir-t ■
auittkung.
the uv * can . itlu-r from twenty to
M.Bong th« Cow.
thirty pounds from each.
•'Th«- si.. i - I one o.1 iiis go ' I
A Plant of th» Snow.
e ,»- »tau« a. ■ '«• r a 11« •■ «1 ' n
The ’■oldanella» of the high
the Ian«- ui n«.ikci.' I.me u<«ul«l
tiir«>u the ii Ht«-rn «I. irvmun into a A’pHK- n>« ado»» of Switzerland
i«'.cr," writ« « I carle» White in bore the r wuy up through the coat-
Harper's M<<
"1'he harn.!«-». 11.:: of me and »now by mcuiie of the
ti< • irv co v of :hes«- <-rd'ght«-iu -l h«at generated bv the growing
tii» » »’ «nd* in Io r bi ily livgirme stem tjiute commonly, if the layer
stall, wh' li I* it « *:«e«l with concrete of «now i* very thick, the flower
and fr- ju-ntly »«rub'cl. Tin- cow will open without ever reaching the
herself i* I um« d «pel brtisho«! « very «urfn e at all. The blossom is in no
«la
V. i« r« is !.. Imv ou • Gone; i
gone with tin« tiuikmai«!, ill«* «Iodo ro.in.iii!,’«, thawed by th«- growing
un«l the unk mt > the o'. - -hòc past. stciu, which give« out heat.
<tue i :■ n-
ir««im i t'-«• l-.ir.i
A .rod H.» Knowledge.
for the <»ld ■ '«-van, 'G t over tirar,
Having
learned tl«.- important
gol «ling ye!' »uh the no <«ni;iam-
date
when
the United State» mint
ing bump of the km-«- aga iist ol«l
bo«sy's i. ». A ih it I .. ; ne <« it wm established and the cotton gin
♦ too. t’ruvlt
i» co» ly. ‘vmlii«»- invente«!, a grammar school pupil
pay». In th« <• days of conservation in Kentucky, answering the ques
tl «• man -
i - n it.« umm.ils is tion. "What were two important in-
•lilutiona e-tabbshed in Washing
picking III» lai-»' pl ■ ket.”
ton'» i lmir. ■ r it <>n ■" wrote, "Mint
an«! gin.”—Argonaut.
Not a Beauty,
Th« v wcr«' a «¡¡■.nut old couple,
Why H'» Name Wa» Changed.
an«! it na- «-ii'lrnt (I hw h.-«l never
"But, Eliza,” »aid the niMtre«»,
scf-ii inr.ny circu«-». AB tiw add
“your little lx>y wan christened
thill '« ill <•« •'■• :il'«
titciil in-
(»■'orgr Washington. Why do you
teiiM-ly, b"t t :«• «« un kept hurry
«all him hz.iak Walton? Walton,
ing her litisbend along.
you know, wn« the famous fl»her-
"Burn vp. Joi n." -In- would
tnan.”
say; "we don’t »nut to ini*» th«»
"Yct’m," an»wrre<! Elisa, "but
hippopotamus W<- inny never get a
dat chile'« rcpetn«h’in f«»’ fellin' de
chance to »-■«• another of ’«-in."
tr
tn . :<• «1 it < ' nr •• .'iq «'r’t.v«.”
S- citi'.’ the up)' ,■ .nt:» wa* the
—l-adie»' Home Journal.
main obj« t <>f the etp. «lition evi
Coarti*«.
dently. A im ! nt ln-t it«« y
imv to
There »re fnnumemble method* nf
the tank cig«- a hi re the great.
court Ina. but the best method I» to be
»l«-«,py. piglike animal aprawlcd.
rl< h Krank Blcharttsou
The <dd Woman looked at Inin a full
A Newspaper Event.
inuiiit«'. .tn«! b«-r f.ic« r«»’»« >-• «1 mtn
The NuremiM-rg Gazette. founded in
t
IR-»» of dl«n " ■ 'I I : >n.
111.;, wn» th«- nrwt new-’-qper printed
fruiu metal tyt* with printing lab.
i '
nM SHCw SATURDAY
A WH Y FUSS'S*/.
M S W »S » O' 1 ' o
<
I »' •
Abdul H«m 1.
I .» It» I
I !«■ '1 h -,y a
the Bus
i «¡dii corp. diplomati«|u«' ei« ’■ erly
1 (HitWitt.sl Alai 1 Haft' d.
1 «ultan of Turkey. Ì in-
lisplavevl s «'tirtott'» in.-« ¡r.iitv
trodiu mg the bn«m> •# of Io* c«mti
try in the gim«* of pT-«mai p - il
are.
It app«'ars ih.it tin- itll'. n li.ul n’>
soluteiv refue«d to grant ta audi
ence to am n • -t
r «>f f i • l.i ' >■
in.i
w
that during tin- . et «i a
i
Anda! Il.iiti.d
part of hi- t s«n<- in « •«
i> an
i
uiniiM'in- t u In r-
■
. • ,i
hi *
at« ly fond.
The Ri'-oan heard that
ltn~
penal i. ij. - .
of
ir«'«h bird- to supply li
i ■ «-
wily Mi .o
pr.......... !
mg while fowl «4 the ' am
<-tes. «' i • d II Io Is- tr c
«niirrnl to re- mbl« a
an«l sent it in a t'
< a';i t«> tin- -I: t.m
The ri
v - -a- ■
,
• «-
suit a»l. ut tir-1 deh' im '
■ •
gift, soon »ent for itie d p|omu.<t
to explain» if ill-could, U m b. .nt«!
La l shown no un In t.'-n to light.
Th« Ku- ¡an went,
■ •■<! the
lord m th«- i
a >«i .
i 'I i .
id ami with gr. .it a ?««m Im nt ami
regret a« k now l«'<tg« «i tl«u' it u .«
quite llliilbb' to <•«>:><■ with t'.«- r-> il
game««* k*. wlrch w.-n undo'ilitolly
of «1 •'«. cr>«*r hrisil.
\
. ■ , •.
f. .
• '.. ■
»ulijei t of gHtne«-'“ k- it'
•••ic ,il,
■I’ll »1 ■ n '
n - '
-
covi'e su<. ■ < b «I in dn a :u tie- sui -
tan in a r >>l tor <-ni«r-.tioti of
a different «d.arii ter ,,
n tin««'
a lro-tlv itltr -1il «•«I th«- polite r
matter In* had -o bmg umi ted an
opi.or:Hintv t > «I -.-I-«
\l’«-r a
long interview he r«-tur::»-«i t«« Is«
einlai-'V triuniphutit over .> » < d-
Icagiics.— I l.ira r' U v«-kly.
Ihplo- >at -:»
-Vl.
; »->!...»
i>«r
A F-eofc Baia HI
Writing on fn ik p it* in l»a
h«l|. Hugh S. I tillrrion tells the
following story ill th«- Aim ricali
Magazine :
"A fr«ak pin« rob!*'«! 11«*' t’a-
»••« '■. I'orolito te fit of a : »;:.«• in
tin- Eastern league. The g. .i- wn*
at lb» h«--t«'r, and (’i-. v’s « it, luti '
staff was -o crippl«-«! that th' pluu ,•
little »i-tiran v. a- «>• npflli «I to don
the uiml |>a-l him«« if. • i « v
short ami quit«- »to-.it. Hut he w.i«
doing fairly well until the t< nth in
ning, when Rochi rti'r ha I a riii-n r
on llnr«i with tw>> out
\ » ,
pitched ball ntril k the
mild III
front of • 'n « « .i :nl I •
. -I
The runner 1
tat. d ii
< I-«-» ma »i;:g franti«
’-:-!«. t
the Ball from un«li-r his pr«t<.t<r.
tln'ii In- cam«- li.it«'«' »nil t . «« ■
ning run just u> t .««« ? Io m l t .«•
sphere, which hu«i gon«« under th«-
proto« tor ami »« <lg. I it«-« If p.i»t the
elastic U'lt t igiitly "
Garns to the Lact.
Thr r»(th annual H amit *huw wlU b<'
hr!<l hrrv Saturdav» tuw I Thi*
1» hs M ui >!rr the MHp Ct ■» of thr
Ciri< Impfovrnsrnl Club and
a)
drawn a iar««* num'brr of viaitora
fr<‘fi» «urruumfihg town*. >i»<nr of th*
hnrM vart. tiv4 «>f r»M;< * arv rnixtd
a- J thr annua)
ha* vn the inc.inii
<>f ir.tr?«”.*1’ a
nutnN r in th<*
ruiti . «th’' of r »«. < The
in
ronne<’tn»h with the »how thia year vrtii
inrhide* 4; a luMfe**
roMS by an ev
pert from the Or» »: hi Agricultural Col-
Irtfc, a chil Tr«-n‘.i nit* pi a !« an! «t
Road working is row the order
flai:
drill In the afternoon
thru will hr st ha*rba|l ramr !>rtw» cn
pn-.'iai«'d ,i .«<■ ar« all award of
th* Aahiand nr-d Seto tr ima.
L l T i ERS FROM OUR
0
Saalnin Farm 1‘opics
COMMENCEMENT PEOG'AN
the if • dts of bud roails in the
winter.
Th«' folii.W I-« I.« tin- urogram
I-an«- C iitt rec wa . sadly di: ap-
forth«' < '«»mtiii n«e:n«-tit exercises p i P«l a
- b-'ii'i; able to rent
to I m - held tomorrow night tu A«
ldt!■• pi n-• over near th«1 old
I.»
I'.a.i ■ < ginn«: i. .it S.l’i
In»! i- ' irin <« l.<- «■.. dd enjoy the
r -l >f hi I
ire dax...
His
M’tsic.
brother Job . living al! alone
In ViK-Htion.
t,-.c
I do .atiou claim which
Mtint«’.
their I:.
r. .1. .1. <'rabtree. t«x>k
'i' nlar.' ti • 4 of the Na. v"
in IM.>. 1 ii • li'st
pie tn*«« ever
Ren I. Thayer.
kt.own in Lmn count) is still
Music.
alite on tl • o|<| farm, the seed
“The ''«»ming
having
Blatchford.
« I pkuite ! in 1M46.
I'll" t rapp ■ cobbler from th«»
Music,
Cl:i- A<ldr«-i I >r. J. Withy- fruit of this tt« e was made in
1N5-I and th« tn-«' is till beiiring
comb«-.
fruit.
Music.
of Diploma*
Pre- • ntntion
Berries Santiam Farm, straw-
L. L. Gooding
berries in the J at«-h 2t>', gath-
Music.
er*-«! 25c.
< ¡o od' rri 's 2fx- on
Benediction.
bushes, gathered
dOc.
i .me f-or Cej- je •<* ’itjf
He su
put In-
in i Thin*
Ix>gan-
berr.es and currants in st-agon.
S. W. «¡¡lines.
h «nd in Im
G«'<>. Griflht returned home Sat
-ck.-t an.I drew out three urday night after having been in
1 Iteti he I" *keti ut
La»t gii with a forgrmg smile. Portland about two month* on
the
S. jury, lie was quite
"H«»r «h1
"I Itv dolmrs n ««tmilnsl. nnxiotis to get home.
But v> ho cu
M. (’ «¡aim of Crabtree. was
"Is-t f
' in," -iii«l the girl
v« r > . lay culling on his father
Sh«
imp« ct«-«l th«- fragment»
S. \V. Games. w ho has been quite
closely.
' ics,” she <|Ui«-«ly announced, poorly for some time.
"t nt » the kind papa alwm- l«uis
Lawreuee Poindexter made*
w h«--i he’s running for «iffu-e. I fly ing visit over in B-nton county
know the «««lor. I ivc doltur- a tli«m-
• in«!. Sor i'l«o«jy ha» foolcil yni. Sat inlay to see his b« st girl. He
found t .«■ i iiids pr tty loppy.
Georg«'"
She wa« a vise girl, nn<! the did
•lob t'rabtre«- and Mrs. Phoebe
n it -! id - Clcvidaml Plain I h-u!* ‘ Turnc w« re visitors at the San-
tiam Farm recently and enjoyed
Convincing.
a
fine d h of truw berri«-.* and
Ui"
d
to
The late Wilhelm .Ionian
b«’ rerv much unnoved i»'« .. :•■' of «•ream.
fh«- constant h-ar-nv up of the
Our long continued summer
»
r I
< t ■ «lav lie
:
i>w<:« ha. e bro ight us millions
said t<> on«* of th«* im-n nt work,
•»f Aphis which a «• working sad
"Why arr \«» ii digging up tl
inent .r.'itin ?” ”B • .itlse n new «.iter havoc < n the vetch, and are mul-
pip«' i- Jo l«o pt|( it- ’ **|tllt ttie *>!d tiplving by thousands to destroy
one «•. ii« till o « h I " **So w«|s thi-
the spring crops.
old Niln tnn nlic«l, vet vntt wrote a
Two of .Mr*. Freeman’s sisters
new one. herr doctor." retort««!
the Inl-oror. with a laugh, in which •if near Stay ton, who have not
visited her f ir some time, are
now s|M-nding a few «lays with
her.
Saecial ClaDfcnii Offer tn Our Old Sno-
scib’TS anil Their rrieois
The y«-ar 1912 1« to lx- thr most im
portant year in our history. H«-»i>lr*
•
president of thr t'nitrd State* 1» to be
elected.
Keep up with the new* nt th«- world
by taking advantage of one of uur
special offer».
Our offer: The Pally aiwl Sunday Ore
gonian, 12 months, |X. 00, santiam New*
12 monuhs Si.2b. total 19.25.
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time only for IS. oo which is the *ub-
ncripthm price of the Oregonian alone
To those not detiring to take the big
Sunday Edition of the Oragonian.
we have this offer to make: Thr
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Both may be had for a limit«! tim«
only for $t>.«M) which thr *ut«»cription
. <«f the Oregonian alone.
In other words, you are r«-eiving the
< «regonian and the News tor the price
«»I th«' Oregonian.
A Child'» Odd Our»I.on.
Pon't fall to take adva: tag«- of
Robby <»« th* train pho ire* Irto • sp**-lsl offer.
tunnel' «ih. mnmm where'« all
Send in your remittance today.
mitaldr rone’
n True- rtpt
A man named l.ro»n n«<«l to
think that >v«-rything wn- a »!•■
dispensation. One year hi« crop wa*
wasli<-«l away. "All f««r th«- ix -t,"
said Brown < lirerfiilly. "i had an
overabiindamc lust year."
luiti-r Ins lion-«* wa» burned <!own.
It didn t (• a
|iro-' n. "A foi in«'
b>-»t,” lie rrp it«'«!. "It dib i t suit
us, anvway, and we »m- going to
mote.4
At last Brown was in a railwav
accident am! got h • f« « i < rii*lie>l so
that they ha«i to !*• anqiumted,
"Well.” »aid u frond who «a-ne
to *«•«• him, "this i* prettv <b-«««ui
aging, isn't it? Both your f«-«t cut
off lh> you think that » all for the
is-st ?”
Brown smiled sadly. "Oh, ye»,”
he answered. "They w«r<- always
«-old anyway." St. |zmi* lb*pu!>li«’.
CORRESPONDENTS
Tlie recent rains have been
rather bud on the Santiam Farm
strawlH-rri.-s as they have caused
fully half of th« berrira to rot on
th«- vines as they were quite
early.
P ie E ater
MEMORIAL EIEBC1SES
Th«- followi-ig |«r««gr*m will iw given
at the hr.»tian church. Th irvla,. May
.Inth, at M p. m.
Song, Airi. rira, led by school « hurus.
Invocation. W. It. McLain.
I«uet. Just Jtefor«- the Battle Mother.
A«hlr> «». Kev. .1 .M. Morri».
Holo ami pantonine. Star Spangled
Banner. Mr» C. W. Warner ami Em
meline Carson.
Song, school chorus.
Puet, Tenting Tonight.
Bei.« fiction, W. H. McLain.
Try the New« for fine Job printing
Price« n-Munable.
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