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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 26, 1910)
MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE 11c for Dressed Veal SCHOOL F.XAMÎWATÏOMW »»•••» 1» awla S 4«r»ltn»all.( la IWectually Squelched by Tattered Hobo In Moat Characterlatlo Manner. Swvi’h 0«r« ft. •**! h» »Ul i*<y 13r f«r D « m 4 hcrk >•» f»< LÀ» 2Í* dkw I k F>»*h Ur*. Rm’?h <fo«* char*«* Mr-itaw a Y iwi r*H ALI. rvur money «b«n yu« »h p tn Hm'.h A<Wr«M Tbrj Iku.lcl Hr Ikl.k. lliull»hr4. Public school students have a ehsm ph>n In the person of Dr Nathan C fle'hseffer. superintendent of public In The man who la always giving ad- : struetlon In IVnnsylvanla. In tbelr an vice sauntered up the street and found tipathy to e»amlnatluna Dr He haeffer the tattered hobo sitting on tbe curb. haa gone so far aa to say that ho hoped FRANK L. SMITH VEAT CO. "My good man." began the former, ’ ha would sea tba day when examina 'Fighunt the Beef Tiuat“ POKT1AND. OREGON "why are you Idling away your time tion» would ba abolished "They are." like thia? Don’t you know the woriJ > ba said, "ilka drugs. «Inca they have owe« you a living?" a primary as well aa secondary effect “That eo?" responded tbe bobo. In that they cause depression If kept nonchalantly "Well. I guess I better up" cal) up a collection agency and get Dr. Ib-haeffer Is himself a keen stu Ha*» jrvur ir*ih o»*t «F'»l pl«»« ami brultf« arorfc dem to collect It for me " IMtrun« *« Anuth dent and obeerver 11» haa profited “But thia Is serious, my man. You by hts years of experience since his hKMury FRHfW____ deserve something tn this world " with the public schools of •• « ’»»••I DM "Bure, boas, the last judge I raa up '*onnr»'tton the state and he knows whereof he DM against said I deserved all months" «peaks, says the Philadelphia Inquirer U4l&«to II. "Tut' Tut' Don't bv facetious Why But hts opinion In thl» respect Is not lias you could rise up In the world and the result of deductions on the pari Ifw IR m « SArw Gto r»to iS <W wear broadcloth." of one man alone. There are many t ewf Ped 4aibst "Thanks, hut I ■ tn wearing dal v» 1 otter? who think with him some of now, bo.g Ids suit Is eo br -ad It la t«a* « Iffrnftto SAl whom have so et pressed thi’rti teiera three alrra too big f<w me " RF T MITTHOie and others who. while convinced l'atT '^w» F « ’rart <v»t F rw*- p*«t«« or brwfr« "Well, what In the dl kens are you themselves, are too timid to taka a de •rt*»h « f T’Jrrvd (*On«M»’t«l *»n Fr»r ranitoi sitting on the curb for. anyway? ” frl >w*Urr pa «'*•• wort «nrwttolNk n« matt«« j < tiled »land In the matter b».'« much "To curb my temper, bosa To curb Thera !» little doubt that the mm AH Work Fwllv (iwg/snlrrd for Pill««« Y««rw ny temrer wh-a «uch «t art alecks a Inatlon la In many respects a bartmr - • WS>V e(.r 1«. «. /...„• st ous Institution Education la. In the Mnthen .til rod Mr* Winslow*» Snorkle« last snalyslr. only a means to an end. Syrup io. b>el r.ruedv tn use tvs their UiUUisu J4JÌ Weak ngton St., I a prixeea of gradual mental develop- turuig the tMCtuug ¡wrtud. ment. a plan by which each day the Portland, Oregon mind la broadened To expect a child Taking tne Usual Course. T«k«» r«r «t derxH and tnanafer to Ww»hin*»*’«a St. “I see your n<st door neighbor la i to pass successfully on details which It .................w e. », ...... „-a,.,. sprinkling his lawn during forbidden ha« used only aa mental food and for Natural Affinity. hours, Are you going to ¿o anything gotten for five, six, seven or nlns months seems not only unjust, but Tom—I understand Fr<d la engaged to stop Mar to Mlaa Guahlngton I can’t Imagine “Yes; I’m going to writs an tta ridiculous. The consequence Is that aa wbat be can are In that girl to make dlgnant protest and have It prtnhed u> examination time approaches there Is him want to marry her a cramming of matter Into tho mind. uno of the papers Jack- Well. Fred has a mania for ! mental Indigestion ensues and. not In yachting, you know, and ■be’« such a frequently, ev.-n the brightest student» Perversity of Animate Things. brreiy creature that he naturally took "What have you got that holo under sre Injured physically. a fancy to her your back yard fence for?" In the big world where results count, "To let my neighbor's chickens a man Is not examined at th« end of IteS. Weak. AVeary. XV alary Eroe. through into my garden." each year aa to his work during the Belici ed By Murine Eya Hemed> "W'hy, you were complaining the past II months The rail tier of bls Murine For Your Eye Trouble» You I .Ike Murino It Hoot bra |0c at Tour other day about tbelr Dying over tbv work and endeavor at tho end of each »’res. Druggist» Writ Bye Books fence " day la what counts, and so It should Murine Eye iirmnly Co., Chicago. "That was because I couldn't catch 1 he In the prcpratlon for this real 'em and wring their necks I made work. Rest Charitable Tattered Theodore — 'Scuse me. that hole so I could stand over It mem, but I ain't got scarcely a rag t' and swat tbe blamed bena as they came through " tne back. Kin youa help me out? "Well, do they come through It?" Kind Lady—Certainly Youll find "No!" lhe rag bag behind the door tn ths Woodhouse Help yourself Distressing. “Yea." »aid Mies Overton, "1've suf a great ■! t:;»oi:.i.la dur Ing tbe past few weeka." pkl Wri!r for »nd litaratur« Drve^.iti* "Indeed’" rejoined her friend And print inn Mail urdnni <i*en prompt «tt«ntt»jn ’t’an't you do anything to relieve Fortland Photo Supply Co. 149 Third Htrwt PORTLAND, ORB. itr “No," was the reply, "1 can’t re quest tbe girl nest door talie her beau In the house Instead of keeping him out on the front porch every night" Dr. B. F. Wright klw<«ys llotl^hl h i» bol ín tlic -. • 1» « titre of I’ll.i». II. rieti hi-r, mol lia» been liiiola moler his pervotial super! lahm lor mer fit) Vent». Allow no oiov to «lecrivs» you in tilia. Counterfeit», Imitations niai *'Jii»t*ao|PMHl” ure but Lvperiineiri». mol enilau^er l.¡o Ileal til of < lilhlreu — lliperieuee iigiiiiivt l.vperiuieiiL What is CASTORI A Caat orí» I« A liarti.lcss auliatitutc for Cnator Oil, l,ur«'- Lorie, Krupa anil Soothiiii; Syrups, it I» t’lemuint. It eoiitmiia neither Opium, Slorpiiino to*r other Nareotiw aub'laiiee. It» mre I» It» guuimitee. It ile-troy» Worms mol ullava I'<•»erivhiie«». It eure» Kiarrlova mol \\ noi toll«-. It relieve, ’lee-thltlir Trouble"», entri t nil»l ipat toll mot IT itllle-io i • it tl»«imitutcH tlle< 1'eioel. re pulule» tile» Stonilo h miel llowrels, felvinic lie-nlthi mol nmunii aleep. The> < lilblri ti*» 1'miaeea i ii«> .^loi- !'rie:;.l. Dr. B. E. Wright Co. FASHION HINTS KODAKS ^°F °^ OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE Train» for success in the Industries. Provitles practical and liberal e-eiuca- ’ StNMf I’ai ulty Ml •!< rn i ment. OfTers courses in Agriculture. Forestry, Domestic Science an<l Art. Engineering, Commerce and l*harmacy. Currant Bccsr. Ixxik for tho currant borer at this time When the leave« start, affected cane« commence to wither and Cut out the affected cane« below black center and burn at one«. Fall Tenn Opens Sept 23. 1910. Locating the Villain. "And who will be the principal Illu.vtrati-d literature, giving full in-, lain of your production?" aaked formation, sent free on application. Aiiiireaa the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. friend "Ob. the first night critic, 1 suppose, replied tbe manager. wearily.—Wash Ington Htar Gentle Protest. Barber (on train)—Yes. this la a great road. sir. Let me describe It to High Standard Thorough Course. you as I work. S«».»lx*„u» Hem It. t.lo Fas rataUig*. el Man In Chair—Er—yea, but dorrt I hvwiy the rmbroidvrvd and plain drm |u>an Dr S E. J owe phi, «10 Dekum Bldg, FoiUand. Oregon put the curves tn my cheeks with i uwn it combined heie it vary good style. 'I here it a certain dath to it that * due that rasor.________________ part y to the plain little banding of a It’s Biss. DAISY FLY KILLER >»••* it««« wMS contrattirg shade. "Ths theme tailed as a booh and now It tails as a play Yet ths c«u tral idea is good." BIRD CHAT. “Quite right I think you could What specie« of bird lays the emah- boll It down Into an anecdote and get ten dollars tor It * ••l «to In proportion io Its alM; ilk» wise ths largest? A L>te Poerilon. It haa been computed that 300.000, Annette»- Ethel Is about to accept ■ OC'O birds are amiually slaughtered for A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE Ifstlme Job o! 21 hours a day. plumes and other decorations. Florence- indeed' CUT RATKS IN The Chinese eat "rotten”’ eggs—that Annette — Yes Rhe Is going to mar PAINLESS DENTISTOI Paini««« F vtracnon ..., Fr»< ry a man to re'..-m him Is. eg«» preserved In lime until they Silver Filiinf» ............ s get a conilsten.y like that of bard but CHM FiDtnci ........... At the hoM«rt urecery. XI K GaW Crown« ........ fcj tor. “But you are charging just as much Pore«l«ln Cr«wM............. A fosll rahphoryui us, a bird of &0,- »4 Malar Crown« tor your garden truck aa they charge Hr nig. Work. H K Goll 00O.00U years old. sold for *9.000 r«- to the In the city," said the man Inlay FdU. Purr'kilJ u oetitly. tbe bigbest price ever paid for Vary Nir« Rubber Plat« summer resort grocer He«t Rubber Plate on Karth n "8h." said tbe grocer, “I know It. a bird. ALL Tills WO«I IS OUARANTVID. IkM. t throw juar «way. A dollar «««« m J Cranes are used aa watchdogs In but it tickles the city folks to think mm R* t wo4*41« rw earthed Our art*i»a I r»!ta’-4a M-t r*. Venezuela by tbe natives, who cal ’^^T’ainkem MrihutU «nd our parfartad uflk*« «quip* they're getting tt cheaper" M?r« ub time ami yew« them "yakanuk," and are said to be ex V BOSTON DENTISTS. Sth W N«m.«n. Fenlaad The Mighty Mite, cellent guards of poultry. I«’»»» NlH M o TTW l e^««,’* !••*«*« fesU Mrtrt A “ Isn't New York lhe moat densely F»«:vfe J «at .ishau :• Pw'asU 1« »«ar«. <>y««i a*n4««v Cardinals have been known to alight •aril I and l«/»te*B ««al IL l& Rar ****»«. populated are« you have ever seen?" "Not by a jump! You ought to see upon window sills of houses and pe< k me Just after I have been rummaging at tbe panes, probably attracted by1 tbelr reflection In tho glass. around In my chicken house." Birds are not ths only higher ani enterprise. mals that lay eggs, two quadrupeds, Newsboy (to newcomer, as he turn* tba durk-hllleil platypus and (he Au«- ' around from signing hotel register) — trallan porcupine anteater, also lay Extra! Eatra! All about your arrival tb«m. and which hotel you’re stopping at I Tbe rptr n'dooh, or "bird of death," Harper’s Hasar la tho only venomous bird hnown to science, but there is very little hnowa Unfair Competltlen. Esmeralda- I'Id you bars that regarding Ito habits, and especially Ito I kitchen Implement shower for Lil venomous qualities. Gsrltnghorn last night? The hyactnthlne macaw to on« of Gwendolen — Goodness. not It th« strongest as well aa on« of the rained pltihforka' rarest birds of Ito hind. There la one In the New Yorh Zoo There appears to be absolutely nothing hnown re gardlng Ito habits. MEDICAL [I of A DEPARTMENT“.,u“ In Use For Over 30 Years «V »Utt**» •«•«•«, arw »••«• r>«w «W« •«•«•«w Sherman jêlay & Co. ESTARIJSHED 40 YEARS SIXTH. AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try thia Plano /.V l llf '/f HOME f-Kt.E We want you to try it at our cx|>eii»e because At lhe <>n I of thirty days the 1*1 ano IlStlJ- will convince you of the following facts: it's the liest value on earth for the price I275>. It's Wf .S/t 4// > ami .WlIM.VKW right' We know there is to much real value in willing for I'-’? on <-u>p payment» that thia Wellington Plant we're willing to let it lie IT'S OH V M / As W I.V. It will tell if'« uovt ttury to goo in yiMir homo if you’ll semi us the coupon. I’kMf un.. mu lull parthutan luntttmnu thu unusual 1‘tanu offer A Mmt Samt Dose Not Follow. "Ara those comforts on tbe, counter there to be sold at much of a reduc tion?" “They are not reduced at all. mad am. What mads you think they were?" them marked "Because I COLLECTORS Wan eMar BMg.. Fariland, Or«. WAVHNGtOri VAMOIAtl. Union Painless Dentista Headache ••My father haa been ■ sufferer from sick headache 1<>r lhe last t wvnty five years and never found any relief until he brgan taking y<>ur taacareta Since he has U gun taking CsM arcta he has never h»>l the beadai lie They liave entirely cure,I him Cascarvta do what you recommend them to do I will give you lhe pnnlrg. of using his name ••— K M Inckwu, IIso Kesiner St, W !ndiaua|>olia, lud. r.Ui.M« 1*u«ant Tsai. (Pad I».- Gwd Nev.. SiekM. W^k.n or riot«* lOr, !br. lOr Never v.M In bulk Th. .In. tais.1 .tamee.1 c C C. Qu.r.nteml (a surv m r *>r m . TEETH PtATYi Out-of-Town People tra.*»!*f that gg fs»rr* •«> •ta .H.sswl ibag «• <■«• .1»» thr.r eifttir« • z.iw- Hr I,. 1 Pialo w<»rfe la a day if »rw*«ayy 1 >«tll»«lv t-a alcwa eihMb Í«« f»«’«* «brm i iS e- i f lo !» ow arw .,r « te*1 We r» ' • I ia«<» «hiv ’k» I ha NM«« SS'krM« Ilk’ »»4 rwfwful «o«*. I Aal y aifamAsuit« lull HM (>< !••(h Un «r ■ w » « r Ir. Beata Chawing the Hag “What are you chewing-’ asked the fair maid In the hammock. "Ouni arable." answered ths young I man In tho ruatlc cbalr. "Gum arable f »ho echoed tn prise "Yea.” be rejoined “I expect to It weetern Aala thia fall and I'm Ing to learn the Ian«.«««" h a h u< I <»4*1*1 < n>wn« l'<C'«Ukin < fownt (¿ohi or Porrata In FUim*« Hklrar Filling« I toit I Maela t I 50 • ♦ I “ TO t.. “ »5 I I VO to »V Yl <K> YO< u. >1 Drink li Pure <7 TO r n u No. 3S *10 The Drink Delightful! Al the bouquet <4 the ripe pines,>f Je field, nd th« (nappy acid tang, with none oi the rude " bite ~ you are accustraned to m the unnpe fnat- store product you have known; »11 that's good and nothing that • in the least unwholesome; si that's debcious; all that's astuiying — aN this is youn in Dole's Pure I fawanan Pineapple lure. Non-alcoholic, oi course. Th« Dole process oi refining the juice oi dir Hawaiian Pineapple adds no water, no sugar, absolutely noth ng to the pure juire. Serve if cold the colder the lietter; cracked ice in the glass is a help. An olive, a sahme, a cheese straw, a Welsh-rarebit empliastzes the flavor. It acids interest to any afternoon or evening entertainment, al home or at the club. raw tint pHiArnt MOMt.TJ CO, led. Ill Mart«« I er set Ise Free r leei, GM. Rhe— Harold, do you speculate? Harald—Well. I’m engaged to you. Llfa. Dee »Mtlrt alar« r«r •trM»y. tea« tor ». « I I» IH» II« <>O N<> ''hatfr« for l'ait.!ea« F'«tra<Ur>« whm oiba« worb » du«Mk IS yaar»- Cktar«nl«0 with «H wutiu il<cura t a. m io « p m Hl M -rriao Stravi. ureHawaiian lere'a Market. | FEVER Mown.'" Neth & Co. W. Bw .«^ < Mkel Natn. M.rls.ce». .ad g.al falal. < aeWraet. Na <ag«tie« Na (her... ASTHMA AND HAY arc quickly relieved by Wyatt’» Avthm« Wenwdv. Guarantee I or money rrfunti ed. Ask your druggist or »end ais cents postage for i r< e Sample to I. C. WVAII, Druggist.