MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE
11c for Dressed Veal
SCHOOL F.XAMÎWATÏOMW
»»•••» 1» awla S 4«r»ltn»all.(
la IWectually Squelched by Tattered
Hobo In Moat Characterlatlo
Manner.
Swvi’h 0«r« ft. •**! h» »Ul i*<y
13r f«r D « m 4 hcrk
>•» f»< LÀ»
2Í* dkw I k F>»*h Ur*.
Rm’?h <fo«*
char*«* Mr-itaw a
Y iwi r*H
ALI. rvur money «b«n yu« »h p tn Hm'.h
A<Wr«M
Tbrj
Iku.lcl
Hr
Ikl.k.
lliull»hr4.
Public school students have a ehsm
ph>n In the person of Dr Nathan C
fle'hseffer. superintendent of public In
The man who la always giving ad- : struetlon In IVnnsylvanla. In tbelr an
vice sauntered up the street and found tipathy to e»amlnatluna Dr He haeffer
the tattered hobo sitting on tbe curb. haa gone so far aa to say that ho hoped
FRANK L. SMITH VEAT CO.
"My good man." began the former, ’ ha would sea tba day when examina
'Fighunt the Beef Tiuat“
POKT1AND. OREGON
"why are you Idling away your time tion» would ba abolished "They are."
like thia? Don’t you know the woriJ > ba said, "ilka drugs. «Inca they have
owe« you a living?"
a primary as well aa secondary effect
“That eo?" responded tbe bobo. In that they cause depression If kept
nonchalantly "Well. I guess I better up"
cal) up a collection agency and get
Dr. Ib-haeffer Is himself a keen stu
Ha*» jrvur ir*ih o»*t «F'»l pl«»« ami brultf« arorfc dem to collect It for me "
IMtrun« *« Anuth
dent and obeerver
11» haa profited
“But thia Is serious, my man. You by hts years of experience since his
hKMury
FRHfW____
deserve something tn this world "
with the public schools of
•• « ’»»••I
DM "Bure, boas, the last judge I raa up '*onnr»'tton
the state and he knows whereof he
DM against
said I deserved all months"
«peaks, says the Philadelphia Inquirer
U4l&«to
II.
"Tut' Tut' Don't bv facetious Why But hts opinion In thl» respect Is not
lias
you
could
rise
up
In the world and the result of deductions on the pari
Ifw IR m «
SArw
Gto
r»to iS <W
wear broadcloth."
of one man alone. There are many
t ewf Ped 4aibst
"Thanks, hut I ■ tn wearing dal
v»
1 otter? who think with him some of
now,
bo.g
Ids
suit
Is
eo
br
-ad
It
la
t«a* « Iffrnftto SAl
whom have so et pressed thi’rti teiera
three alrra too big f<w me "
RF T MITTHOie
and
others who. while convinced
l'atT '^w» F « ’rart <v»t F rw*-
p*«t«« or brwfr«
"Well, what In the dl kens are you
themselves, are too timid to taka a de
•rt*»h « f T’Jrrvd (*On«M»’t«l *»n Fr»r
ranitoi
sitting
on
the
curb
for.
anyway?
”
frl >w*Urr pa «'*•• wort «nrwttolNk n« matt««
j < tiled »land In the matter
b».'« much
"To curb my temper, bosa To curb
Thera !» little doubt that the mm
AH Work Fwllv (iwg/snlrrd for Pill««« Y««rw
ny temrer wh-a «uch «t art alecks a
Inatlon la In many respects a bartmr
- • WS>V e(.r 1«. «. /...„• st
ous Institution
Education la. In the
Mnthen .til rod Mr* Winslow*» Snorkle« last snalyslr. only a means to an end.
Syrup io. b>el r.ruedv tn use tvs their UiUUisu
J4JÌ Weak ngton St.,
I a prixeea of gradual mental develop-
turuig the tMCtuug ¡wrtud.
ment. a plan by which each day the
Portland, Oregon
mind la broadened To expect a child
Taking
tne
Usual
Course.
T«k«» r«r «t derxH and tnanafer to Ww»hin*»*’«a St.
“I see your n<st door neighbor la i to pass successfully on details which It
.................w e. »,
...... „-a,.,.
sprinkling his lawn during forbidden ha« used only aa mental food and for
Natural Affinity.
hours, Are you going to ¿o anything gotten for five, six, seven or nlns
months seems not only unjust, but
Tom—I understand Fr<d la engaged to stop Mar
to Mlaa Guahlngton
I can’t Imagine
“Yes; I’m going to writs an tta ridiculous. The consequence Is that aa
wbat be can are In that girl to make dlgnant protest and have It prtnhed u> examination time approaches there Is
him want to marry her
a cramming of matter Into tho mind.
uno of the papers
Jack- Well. Fred has a mania for
! mental Indigestion ensues and. not In
yachting, you know, and ■be’« such a
frequently, ev.-n the brightest student»
Perversity of Animate Things.
brreiy creature that he naturally took
"What have you got that holo under sre Injured physically.
a fancy to her
your back yard fence for?"
In the big world where results count,
"To let my neighbor's chickens a man Is not examined at th« end of
IteS. Weak. AVeary. XV alary Eroe.
through into my garden."
each year aa to his work during the
Belici ed By Murine Eya Hemed>
"W'hy, you were complaining the past II months
The rail tier of bls
Murine For Your Eye Trouble» You
I .Ike Murino
It Hoot bra
|0c at Tour
other day about tbelr Dying over tbv work and endeavor at tho end of each
»’res.
Druggist»
Writ
Bye Books
fence "
day la what counts, and so It should
Murine Eye iirmnly Co., Chicago.
"That was because I couldn't catch 1 he In the prcpratlon for this real
'em and wring their necks
I made work.
Rest Charitable
Tattered Theodore — 'Scuse me. that hole so I could stand over It
mem, but I ain't got scarcely a rag t' and swat tbe blamed bena as they
came through "
tne back. Kin youa help me out?
"Well, do they come through It?"
Kind Lady—Certainly Youll find
"No!"
lhe rag bag behind the door tn ths
Woodhouse Help yourself
Distressing.
“Yea." »aid Mies Overton, "1've suf
a great ■!
t:;»oi:.i.la dur
Ing tbe past few weeka."
pkl
Wri!r for
»nd litaratur«
Drve^.iti*
"Indeed’" rejoined
her
friend
And print inn Mail urdnni <i*en prompt «tt«ntt»jn
’t’an't you do anything to
relieve
Fortland Photo Supply Co.
149 Third Htrwt
PORTLAND, ORB. itr
“No," was the reply, "1 can’t re
quest tbe girl nest door
talie her
beau In the house Instead of keeping
him out on the front porch every
night"
Dr. B. F. Wright
klw<«ys llotl^hl h i» bol ín tlic -. • 1» «
titre of I’ll.i». II. rieti hi-r, mol lia» been liiiola moler his
pervotial super! lahm lor mer fit) Vent». Allow no oiov
to «lecrivs» you in tilia. Counterfeit», Imitations niai
*'Jii»t*ao|PMHl” ure but Lvperiineiri». mol enilau^er l.¡o
Ileal til of < lilhlreu — lliperieuee iigiiiiivt l.vperiuieiiL
What is CASTORI A
Caat orí» I« A liarti.lcss auliatitutc for Cnator Oil, l,ur«'-
Lorie, Krupa anil Soothiiii; Syrups,
it I» t’lemuint.
It
eoiitmiia neither Opium, Slorpiiino to*r other Nareotiw
aub'laiiee. It» mre I» It» guuimitee. It ile-troy» Worms
mol ullava I'<•»erivhiie«». It eure» Kiarrlova mol \\ noi
toll«-. It relieve, ’lee-thltlir Trouble"», entri t nil»l ipat toll
mot IT itllle-io i • it tl»«imitutcH tlle< 1'eioel. re pulule» tile»
Stonilo h miel llowrels, felvinic lie-nlthi mol nmunii aleep.
The> < lilblri ti*» 1'miaeea i ii«> .^loi- !'rie:;.l.
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
FASHION HINTS
KODAKS ^°F °^
OREGON AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
Train» for success in the Industries.
Provitles practical and liberal e-eiuca-
’
StNMf I’ai ulty
Ml •!< rn i
ment.
OfTers courses in Agriculture.
Forestry, Domestic Science an<l Art.
Engineering, Commerce and l*harmacy.
Currant Bccsr.
Ixxik for tho currant borer at this
time When the leave« start, affected
cane« commence to wither and
Cut out the affected cane« below
black center and burn at one«.
Fall Tenn Opens Sept 23. 1910.
Locating the Villain.
"And who will be the principal
Illu.vtrati-d literature, giving full in-,
lain of your production?" aaked
formation, sent free on application.
Aiiiireaa the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. friend
"Ob. the first night critic, 1 suppose,
replied tbe manager. wearily.—Wash
Ington Htar
Gentle Protest.
Barber (on train)—Yes. this la a
great road. sir. Let me describe It to
High Standard
Thorough Course.
you as I work.
S«».»lx*„u» Hem It. t.lo
Fas rataUig*. el
Man In Chair—Er—yea, but dorrt
I hvwiy the rmbroidvrvd and plain
drm |u>an
Dr S E. J owe phi,
«10 Dekum Bldg, FoiUand. Oregon put the curves tn my cheeks with
i uwn it combined heie it vary good style.
'I here it a certain dath to it that * due
that rasor.________________
part y to the plain little banding of a
It’s Biss.
DAISY FLY KILLER >»••* it««« wMS
contrattirg shade.
"Ths theme tailed as a booh and
now It tails as a play
Yet ths c«u
tral idea is good."
BIRD CHAT.
“Quite right
I think you could
What specie« of bird lays the emah-
boll It down Into an anecdote and get
ten dollars tor It *
••l «to In proportion io Its alM; ilk»
wise ths largest?
A L>te Poerilon.
It haa been computed that 300.000,
Annette»- Ethel Is about to accept ■
OC'O birds are amiually slaughtered for
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE Ifstlme Job o! 21 hours a day.
plumes and other decorations.
Florence- indeed'
CUT RATKS IN
The Chinese eat "rotten”’ eggs—that
Annette
—
Yes
Rhe
Is
going
to
mar
PAINLESS DENTISTOI
Paini««« F vtracnon ..., Fr»< ry a man to re'..-m him
Is. eg«» preserved In lime until they
Silver Filiinf» ............ s
get a conilsten.y like that of bard but
CHM FiDtnci ...........
At the hoM«rt urecery.
XI K GaW Crown« ........ fcj
tor.
“But you are charging just as much
Pore«l«ln Cr«wM.............
A fosll rahphoryui us, a bird of &0,-
»4
Malar
Crown«
tor your garden truck aa they charge
Hr nig. Work. H K Goll
00O.00U years old. sold for *9.000 r«-
to
the
In
the
city,"
said
the
man
Inlay FdU. Purr'kilJ
u
oetitly. tbe bigbest price ever paid for
Vary Nir« Rubber Plat«
summer resort grocer
He«t Rubber Plate on Karth
n
"8h." said tbe grocer, “I know It. a bird.
ALL Tills WO«I IS OUARANTVID.
IkM. t throw juar
«way. A dollar «««« m J
Cranes are used aa watchdogs In
but it tickles the city folks to think
mm R* t wo4*41« rw earthed Our art*i»a I r»!ta’-4a M-t r*.
Venezuela by tbe natives, who cal
’^^T’ainkem MrihutU «nd our parfartad uflk*« «quip* they're getting tt cheaper"
M?r« ub time ami yew«
them "yakanuk," and are said to be ex
V BOSTON DENTISTS. Sth W N«m.«n. Fenlaad
The Mighty Mite,
cellent guards of poultry.
I«’»»» NlH M o TTW l e^««,’* !••*«*« fesU Mrtrt A
“
Isn't
New
York
lhe
moat
densely
F»«:vfe J «at .ishau :• Pw'asU 1« »«ar«. <>y««i a*n4««v
Cardinals have been known to alight
•aril I and l«/»te*B ««al IL l& Rar
****»«.
populated are« you have ever seen?"
"Not by a jump! You ought to see upon window sills of houses and pe< k
me Just after I have been rummaging at tbe panes, probably attracted by1
tbelr reflection In tho glass.
around In my chicken house."
Birds are not ths only higher ani
enterprise.
mals that lay eggs, two quadrupeds,
Newsboy (to newcomer, as he turn* tba durk-hllleil platypus and (he Au«- '
around from signing hotel register) — trallan porcupine anteater, also lay
Extra! Eatra! All about your arrival tb«m.
and which hotel you’re stopping at I
Tbe rptr n'dooh, or "bird of death,"
Harper’s Hasar
la tho only venomous bird hnown to
science, but there is very little hnowa
Unfair Competltlen.
Esmeralda- I'Id
you bars that regarding Ito habits, and especially Ito
I
kitchen Implement shower for
Lil venomous qualities.
Gsrltnghorn last night?
The hyactnthlne macaw to on« of
Gwendolen — Goodness.
not
It th« strongest as well aa on« of the
rained pltihforka'
rarest birds of Ito hind. There la one
In the New Yorh Zoo There appears
to be absolutely nothing hnown re
gardlng Ito habits.
MEDICAL [I of A
DEPARTMENT“.,u“
In Use For Over 30 Years
«V »Utt**» •«•«•«, arw »••«• r>«w
«W« •«•«•«w
Sherman jêlay & Co.
ESTARIJSHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH. AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
We want you to try thia Plano /.V l llf '/f
HOME f-Kt.E We want you to try it at
our cx|>eii»e because
At lhe <>n I of thirty days the 1*1 ano
IlStlJ- will convince you of the following
facts:
it's the liest value on earth for the price
I275>.
It's Wf .S/t 4// > ami .WlIM.VKW
right'
We know there is to much real value in
willing for I'-’?
on <-u>p payment» that
thia Wellington Plant
we're willing to let it lie IT'S OH V M / As W I.V.
It will tell if'« uovt ttury to goo in yiMir homo if you’ll semi us the
coupon.
I’kMf un.. mu lull parthutan luntttmnu thu unusual 1‘tanu offer
A Mmt
Samt
Dose Not Follow.
"Ara those comforts on tbe, counter
there to be sold at much of a reduc
tion?"
“They are not reduced at all. mad
am.
What mads you think they
were?"
them marked
"Because I
COLLECTORS
Wan eMar BMg..
Fariland, Or«.
WAVHNGtOri
VAMOIAtl.
Union Painless Dentista
Headache
••My father haa been ■ sufferer from sick
headache 1<>r lhe last t wvnty five years and
never found any relief until he brgan
taking y<>ur taacareta Since he has
U gun taking CsM arcta he has never h»>l
the beadai lie
They liave entirely cure,I
him Cascarvta do what you recommend
them to do I will give you lhe pnnlrg.
of using his name ••— K M Inckwu,
IIso Kesiner St, W !ndiaua|>olia, lud.
r.Ui.M« 1*u«ant Tsai. (Pad
I».- Gwd Nev.. SiekM. W^k.n or riot«*
lOr, !br. lOr Never v.M In bulk Th.
.In. tais.1 .tamee.1 c C C. Qu.r.nteml (a
surv m r *>r m
.
TEETH
PtATYi
Out-of-Town People
tra.*»!*f that
gg fs»rr*
•«> •ta .H.sswl ibag
«• <■«• .1»» thr.r eifttir« • z.iw-
Hr I,.
1 Pialo w<»rfe
la a day if »rw*«ayy
1 >«tll»«lv t-a alcwa eihMb
Í«« f»«’«* «brm i iS e- i f lo !» ow arw .,r « te*1
We r»
' •
I
ia«<» «hiv ’k» I ha NM«« SS'krM« Ilk’ »»4 rwfwful «o«*.
I Aal y aifamAsuit«
lull HM (>< !••(h
Un «r ■ w » « r Ir.
Beata Chawing the Hag
“What are you chewing-’ asked the
fair maid In the hammock.
"Ouni arable." answered ths young
I
man In tho ruatlc cbalr.
"Gum arable f »ho echoed tn
prise
"Yea.” be rejoined “I expect to
It weetern Aala thia fall and I'm
Ing to learn the Ian«.«««"
h a
h u< I
<»4*1*1 < n>wn«
l'<C'«Ukin < fownt
(¿ohi or Porrata In FUim*«
Hklrar Filling«
I toit I
Maela
t I 50 •
♦ I “
TO t.. “
»5
I I VO to »V
Yl <K>
YO< u. >1
Drink li Pure
<7 TO
r
n
u
No. 3S *10
The Drink Delightful!
Al the bouquet <4 the ripe pines,>f Je field, nd th« (nappy acid tang,
with none oi the rude " bite ~ you are accustraned to m the unnpe fnat-
store product you have known; »11 that's good and nothing that • in the
least unwholesome; si that's debcious; all that's astuiying — aN this is
youn in Dole's Pure I fawanan Pineapple lure. Non-alcoholic, oi course.
Th« Dole process oi refining the juice oi dir Hawaiian Pineapple adds no
water, no sugar, absolutely noth ng to the pure juire. Serve if cold the
colder the lietter; cracked ice in the glass is a help. An olive, a sahme,
a cheese straw, a Welsh-rarebit empliastzes the flavor. It acids interest
to any afternoon or evening entertainment, al home or at the club.
raw tint
pHiArnt
MOMt.TJ CO, led.
Ill Mart«« I er set
Ise Free r leei, GM.
Rhe— Harold, do you speculate?
Harald—Well. I’m engaged to you.
Llfa.
Dee »Mtlrt alar«
r«r
•trM»y. tea« tor ».
«
I
I»
IH»
II«
<>O
N<> ''hatfr« for l'ait.!ea« F'«tra<Ur>« whm oiba«
worb » du«Mk IS yaar»- Cktar«nl«0 with «H wutiu
il<cura t a. m io « p m Hl
M -rriao Stravi.
ureHawaiian
lere'a Market.
|
FEVER
Mown.'"
Neth & Co.
W. Bw .«^ < Mkel Natn. M.rls.ce». .ad g.al
falal. < aeWraet.
Na <ag«tie« Na (her...
ASTHMA AND HAY
arc quickly relieved by Wyatt’» Avthm«
Wenwdv. Guarantee I or money rrfunti
ed.
Ask your druggist or »end ais
cents postage for i r< e Sample to
I. C. WVAII, Druggist.