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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 26, 1904)
SOME ADVERTISING ••CATCHES” No Appetite London Emporiuaze Rend Private Broughams for Customars. Ayer’s WRITING LETT AND RIGHT. ■M l AN INVISIBLE ENEMY M® Hora is sa amusing little deception that yon may play upon unsuspecting Advertiser« are developing a gener friends. Perhaps it would bo more ous spirit to aueb an extent that wide correct to say that they play the trick awake persons will presently find It cursor of prostrating sick on themselves—which makes it all the possible to live in luxury on next to funnier. You tell them what to do ness. This is why it is nothing a year, says the London Mall. Why is it that Ayer’s Hair and It la not your fault that they don't For example, there appeared an ad Vigor does so many remark serious. The best* thing know how to do It vertisement of a furnishing company able things? Because it Is a 'you can do is to take the Give your victim a slip of stout writ which contained the following induce- Malaria is a slow poison, but the most stubborn and Carroll D. Wright, Commissioner of hair food. It feeds the hair, ing paper and the stub of a soft, black great, alterative and tonic | meat: "Private brougham sent upon deeply rooted when it takes possession of the sys the Labor Bureau. In the eighteenth | lead pencil, not very sharp. Ask them puts new life into it. The hair ' request to couvey Intending purchas annual report ot the bureau, gives the to shut his eyes and lay the paper on tem. We breathe into the lungs the polluted, germ- ers from any part of London and back. results of a com- hla forehead, bolding It there with the tainted air; the little microbes then enter into the sys No charge. Luncheons provided." Which has cured thousands. prehenslve Inquiry thumb and foreAnger of hie left hand, tem, and feeding upon the red corpuscles of the blood, At half a dozen large “emporiums” Into the cost of one pressed to each temple, while the soon reduce this vital, life-sustaining fluid to such a in the West End any respectably living since 1896 palm of the hand covers his eyes. Ths weak, watery state that the patient becomes listless, It Was a Record Breaker. dressed caller may partake of lunch cannot keep from growing. BK aud Into the av«sr- next thing he has to do la to write pale and anaimic, and men Three fellow travelers in the amok ot tea free of cost At one large shop And gradually all the dark, Amory, Kias., Jan. 28, 1908. bls name on the paper with the pencil tally and physically de Ing room of a fast train were discuss VL Atri a an 8e excellent wa»e rate orchestra dur accompanies the About fifteen years ago I suffered with bolls, rich color of early life comes held In his right hand. Writing Is not pressed. Malaria may be and ing the speed of trains. Ing those periods. lunch, and this added attraction ap took a oourae of S. S. »., which built me up easy under such conditions, so no one gin with slight rigors or and entirely cured me of the boils. Three years "I was tn a train once,” said the first back to gray hair. The showing, so peals greatly to lovers of music—aud will expect the signature to be very chilly sensations, followed ago I suffered with Malaria, and romemberina man, “that beat everything I ever rode “ When I first used Ayer's Hair Vigor my far as concerns of gratuitous repasts. Crowds besiege how muoh good 8. 8. 8. had done me, I deter hair was about all graj. But now It is a nice pretty or very legible, but everybody, by fever and thirst; but mined in for speed. Why, it went so fast that wages, covered an the place, while ordinary restaurants to try it again. I am glad to say that ths rich black, and as thick a.s I could wish." ut — M rs . S usan K lopvanbtixn . Tuscumbia, including the writer, will be surprised results all I could have desired. Since then tlie telegraph poles at the side of the investigation gradually all parts of the Itske 8. were Ala. In the neighborhood, whose proprietors 8. 8. every spring, and have no atteok oi track, looked like an Immense line- 5 19 occupations, are so old-fashioned as to expect pay fl.00 a bottle. J. O. ATBR OO., system are affected; the Malaria. Last summer I spent moat of the —v toothed comb.” Lowell. M m ». representing 67 in ment, remain almost deserted. liver becomes torpid, and on Tombigbee bottom having timber out. C. D. WRIGHT. for “That's nothing,” said the second dustries A. E. DALHYMPLE. in 3.429 Recently a well-known firm in Tot dark or yellow splotches traveler; “I remember riding In an ex separate establishments. It showed tenham Court road, who have 40,(XX) appear upon the skin; the stomach fails to properly digest the food, press on the ----- and------ that went an average Increase In wages during customers in London, opened a free and there are frequent headaches, dizziness, bad taste in the mouth, at such a gait that the telegraph poles this period oi 16.6 per cent. The in art exhibition on their premises. Each constipation and a general worn-out, tired feeling that only a sufferer looked like a solid board fence.* quiry Into the cost of living shows visitor was provided with tea and In from Malaria can describe. Other and more dangerous symptoms The third man made an exclamation that living for working men's families vited to inscribe his or her name in a are apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nrvous pros of Impatience. Another Crank. having under $1,200 Income per year book. Those who wished It were driv “What did that new arrival want?” “Ah, you fellows don't know what had Increased during this period 13.5 tration, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, boils en in private broughams to the com asked the Recording Ange). high speed on a railroad Is. Why, I per cent In order to ascertain this and risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. Malaria is all pany’s factory. Not for a moment was “He asked me if I knew where he traveled west from Chicago last month average Increase the labor bureau se the more dangerous because of its insidious and stealthy nature. It ia business hinted at But, strangely could get hold of four old halos, ” ___ said in a train that went at such a pace that cured the Income and expenditure in an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that are enough, hundreds of those chance St. Peter. “He says he wauta to try when we passed some alternate fields detail of 2,567 families in thirty-three lodged in the blood are propagating and increasing in number ail the visitors have become regular custo to build i an automobile.”—Philadelphia of corn and beans they looked like suc States, retail prices being taken. The mers. Press. while, clogging the circulation and gradually wrecking the health. cotash!”—Harper's Weekly. statement shows that the 2,567 families Picture post cards of well known What is needed in Malarial troubles is consisted of an average of 5.31 per thoroughfares are now obtainable free How’s This? ▲ N AMV8ING EXPERIENCE. a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifies Shouting Their Praises. We offer ( ---- --------------------- __ Ono Hundred Pollan Howard for sons, and that the average income lor the germ-infected blood, tones up the stom Friarpoint, Miss., Aug. 22 (Special) the year 1901 was $827, the average of cost. But tn the forefront of the any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by to find it written backwards—that is, Catarrh Cure. ach, improves the appetite and invigorates —Cured of Bladder and Kidney Trou annual expenditure for all purposes photograph, dwarfing all other build Hall’s F. J. CHENEY & CO., Prop«., Toledo, O. if the victim has succeeded tn writing the entire system. It stimulates the torpid, ble after 26 years of suffering, Rev. H. $768, and the average expenditure for ings, Is the shop of the advertiser. He We, the undersigned, have known F. J. anything than can be made out at all. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him H. Hatch, of this place, is telling the food $326 per family. The principal does not disfigure the card with any perfectly sluggish organs of the body, enabling them honorable in all business transac Nine persons out of ten begin to write trade announcement; to do so would tions and financially able to carry out any ob punlic the g'xxl news and shouting the to properly perform their functions and at the left eyebrow and write toward items of expenditure were: Food, 42.54 preclude people sending it (at their ligations made by their firm. prais< a of ths remedy that cured him— <& T ruax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. ths right eyebrow. But this la not carry off the poisonous secretions and health-destroying matter that hava per cent of the total expenditure; rent, own expense) to friends in town or WcsT W alding , R innan de M arvin . Wholesale Drug Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Rev. Mr. Hatch really writing from left to write, r 1 been polluting the blood and clogging the circulation. S. S. S. con 12.95 per cent; clothing, 14.04 per cent; country. gists, Toledo, O. says: Hall’s catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act writing should be done, but from right tains no strong minerals, but is strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood and taxes. Insurance, organization One advertiser has distributed with ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur “I have been suffering from Bladder faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. to left, because when the paper Is purifier without an equal, and the greatest of all tonics. If you hava and Kidney Trouble for 26 years and I dues, religion, charity, books and news startling freedom tirst-clnss railway Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. taken from the forehead and lai< on any symptoms of Malaria, write us, and medical advice will be fur papers, amusements, sickness and season tickets. At least that Is what Hairs Family Pills are the best. have tried everything that people said the table It Is turned end for end. nished without cost. death, and Intoxicating liquors, 14.51 THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. they look like until they are opened. would do me good. But nothing did Does the writer make the mistake be me any good except Dodd’s Kidney per cent. Each family consumed 349 Then on one side 6f the card there Caught on the Rebound. cause be says to himself, “ Let me see, pounds of fresh beef during the year appears the words: “This admits bear Pills. Wife—John, did you mail that letter now, I must begin at the left,” and What She Said. Winding It (Jp. “ haven’t felt a pain since I took of a cost of $50. The lowest average er to any music hall In Ixjndon.” On I gave you this morning? “George, dear,” she said, with a blush, Stockholder —Y’ou are the receiver ap- therefore begins at the left eye? Prob prl of food from 1890 to 1903 was in Husband — Of course I did. Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They gave n>e the other half the legend is continued: do you know that Mr. Simpson asked pointed to wind up the affairs of tha Wife—How provoking! I wanted to ably not, for If he stops to think he Is “ health and I feel like a new man alto 1896. The highest price was In 1902, "Providing, of course, he pays the nec me last night to be his wife? ” Bushall Company, I believe? apt to write correctly. The trick is add a postscript. gether. Dodd’s Kidney Pills are the when It was 110.9 per cent of the aver essary admission fee." “Well, I like his impudence. The idea ' Lawyer—Yes, sir. Husband (producing the letter) — Well, most likely to succeed when the writ age price for the period. Tlie average best I ever had.” Seaside visitors at Whitsuntide who “What are the prospects?” it is. Why didn't you tell me that ing is attempted Impulsively, witb--’t of proposing to an engaged young lady! “Well, things - - looked - - very gloomy - All Urinary and Bladder Troubles cost of food per family in 1890 was see a particularly nice pebble on the here What did you say to him?” for in the first place? thinking. So you should not say any “I told him that I was very sorry in • while, but they are brightening up are caused by diseased kidneys. The $318; in 189«, $296; in 1902, $344; and beach should pick it up. It may con »» thing about writing, or even show the deed, but he was too late.”—Tidbit«. now.' natural way to cure them is to cure in 1903, $342. tain a f5 note. The idea Is that of a “Ah I am glad to hear that.” pencil, until the paper Is held on the C|T0 Permanently curea. Bo nt. or nervouanew the kidneys. Dodd’s Kidney Pills well-known advertiser. The Interstate Commerce Commis “Yes, make yourself easy. There Is forehead and the eyes closed. Then ll Id after first day’s use ofDr.Kline’BGreat Nerve never fail to cure diseased kidneys in But perhaps the smartest feat In Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. little doubt now that we can realize slip the pencil into the person's hand Restorer. any stage or place. They always cure sion in the case of the Denison Light advertising yet performed was that of Dr. K. H. Kline. Ltd--»«. ’ Arch 8t-. Philadelphia, Pk enough out of it to pay my salary.” and tell him to write. The mistake Is Backache anil they are the only lemedy and Power Company against the Mis a restaurant keeper in North London. souri, Kansas and Texas Railroad de just one of those queer things in hu that ever cured Bright’s Disease. Avoided the Subject. I Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows', Soothing cided that the freight rate of $1.90 pet The next shop la that of a station *r man nature that nobody has yet ex Winks—Did McKick have much to Syrup the belt remedy to use for their children Thera ar« few paupers in Japan, Er- ton on coal from the McAlester dis named Ilunfcer. On a sign correspond plained. ■ay on the subject of railroad monopoly during the teething period.. ____ _ erybody works, and it is considered a trict, Indian Territory, to Denison, 1. ing with the one bearing the name The precise directions about holding while you were there? I disgrace to be supported by your rela “unreasonable,” and should not exceed Hunger the restaurant keeper has the Minks—-Well, no. You see, just after The Chief's Mistake. the paper and the left hand mislead tive« while you have the ability to earn »1.25. The commission also decided that word “Don't” painted. So passers by Big Injun (admiringly)—Me like plc- the writer and make him more likely I called, a cartman drove up with a box yonr own living. read the Injunction "Don't Hunger. ” I for him. The railroad freight on it for a tur’. 90 cents per 100 pounds was the just to err, but their main object Is to hundred miles was a quarter; the cart Not quite so happy is the window Genuine For coughs and colds there is no better rate for shipping horses from Bayou College Man (proudly)—I thought you guard the eyes against a possible Jab man’s charge for hauling it six blocks medicine than 1‘iso'a Cura for Consump Sara, La,, to St. Louis. Mo., Instead oi announcement of a well-known fruiter would. with the pencil, and for similar rea was fifty cents. tion. Price 25 cents. Big Injun—Heap pretty squaw! $1.80, the rate charged by the Yazoo er: "Real Seville Oranges. No For sons a short blunt pencil should be College Man (wratlifully)—You old __ Where Women Are Huled. and Mississippi Valley and Illinois elgn Rubbish Sold.” used.—People's Home Journal. Ignorance is the night of the mind, heathen! that's a portrait of me when I “Are there clubi for women in thia Central Railway companies, and com but a night without moon or star. — Con belonged to the football team. Could NOt Find the Place. town?” asked the suffragist from the plained of by 0. M. Barrow. Tlie rate fucius. I ------------------------ Mrs. Barrington, a methodical North- East. complained of is on less than car load „ , , , ... 1 The highest manhood resides In dlspo “Certainly not,” replied the gallant era Michigan housekeeper whose rou A PROPHECY FULLfILLED. Canada produced over $4,000,000 sition, not in mere intellect—H. VV. Westerner. “We can handle women lots and upon an estimated weight ol tine was the same year In and yenr worth of pig iron last year. Beecher. 2,000 pounds fbr each animal, Th« without clubs.”—Chicago I’oaL Must Bear Signature of out, developed a cough one fall, and th« was sent to Arizona for the winter, but commission recommends that “When failure overwhelms you, be weight of the first animal be estimated she did not leave her household cares lieve that all will come right and work at 4,000 pounds and each additional an behind her. From time to time she for a future success.” That is the Imai 2,000 pounds. wrote to various members or her fam moral to be drawn from a story told lly, telling them what to do on certain Se» Fac-Similé Wrapper Below. in La Nouvelle Revue by Mons. Phil The federal government Is generous dates and admonishing them in this Why Is This Thus? ippe Bunau-Y'arllla, first minister from W« seo the player on the plot catch to its hired help and goes down In its wise: "Remember, Mary, to clean the Panama to the United States. •very whizzing bail; high ball, low ball, wallet to the extent of $3,000,000 to linen closet the first week in January." In 1889, he says, everything was ap grounder hot. ha catebes one and all. give them a summer outing at the “Do not forget, Charles, to sprout the parently going well at Panama. After Bat it ia strange, w« do declare, this seashore and In the mountains. Tills rops aelf-same catching star, will chase hlm- sum Is for the army of employes In potatoes In the cellar the second week the great spoliation, or in spite of It, For Infants and Children. eelf for half A square, yet fail to catch Washington »lone, and does not in in February." the engineers had done great work. The winter brought with it an un his car. Much of the excavation had been ac clude the thousands of others who precedented amount of snow, but In complished, but much more remained Tor Your Perfect Comforts are on duty and on the pay rolls in spite of family letters, Mrs. Barring At the Rt. Louis Exposition, which Is very severe to be done. The machines were on the upon th” feet, remember to take along a box or two other places throughout this broad do ton In Arizona was unable to realize or Allen’s E<i<»t Kase, a powder fbr hov, tired, ach main. ground, the workmen were there; it Liberal lawmakers decided the state of tlie weather at home. To ing, swollen, sweating feet. So d by all Druggists, remained only for an honest adminis 25c. Don’t Accept a Substitute. that teu months in a year was long ward the end of February the conscien tration, making use of these mate AVfcgctable Preparalionfor As enough for employes of the govern Liir«’» Weary Round. tlous housekeeper wrote to her garden ^JS UM ZB V V 1 rials, to finish the work. Enough work ment to work, and that thirty days er. Instructing him to be sure to plant similating the Food andReguia- Mother—You don’t look very happy. CURE SICK HEADACHE had been accomplished to make a vis ting (he Stomachs and Bowels of Married Daughter—Ix>ve In a cottage, should be given for sickness and thir the sweet peas along the back fence on ible basis tor negotiating a loan. Then with bread and cheese and kisses, isn't ty days additional for annual leave the usual date, the first day of April. panic seized the French people, and POSITIONS GUARANTEED. what it’s cracked up to be. to rest up from the laborious duties. John, the gardener, bought the sweet the enterprise went to pieces. “Just as I told you. You are tired of |5,000 forfeit placed with a National Bank tc peas, but was unable to carry out tlie Two years later, thoroughly discour bread and cheese already?” After a legal battle of several years make good any failure on our part. Catalogue Promotes Digestion.Cheerful- “N-o, not tired of the bread and cheese Admiral Dewey and his men who rest of Mrs. Barrington's Instructions free. Write today. aged. the engineer was in New York for a reason which he explained lu the ness and Rest.Contains neither —tired of the kisses. City, where he consulted John Bige fought the battle of Manila are to re following letter to bls mistress: aiium.Morphine nor Mineral. Beutel Business Collage low, formerly United States minister cel re their prize money for the cap “Respected Madam: I have bought Tacoma, Wash, ot N arcotic . to France. ture of the Don Juan de Austria and the peas, but I cannot plant them, “What shall I do ” he asked. other Spanish property. In the Su There Is so much snow that I cannot “Write a book.” replied Mr. Bigelow. Collegiate, Prepara preme Court of the District of Colum find the fence." VVlUlllvlU tory, Commercial and "But who will read it?” asked the bia Justice Gould signed an order con discouraged Frenchman. firming the report of the auditor In the Considerate of Her Pastor. Courses. j “Do not worry about that,” said Mr. case, overruling all exceptions tiled by Captain George Archer, who recentlv either side to-the report, The amount gave up his post of bodyguard to John Boarding school for young men and boys. Bigelow. “Do not write it for to-day. of the property captured Anally was I). Rockefeller, heard, during bls nlne- Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore. YY'rlte It for ten years from to-day.” Monsieur Bunau-Varilla went to fixed at $1,057,855, a sum considerably teen years of service, many in 1er eat- Apply for Catalogue. work, and prepared a concise and hon tn excess of what the government Ing things. est statement of exactly what had PRICES THAT TALK. chitmed to lie due. Half of the amount A perfect Remedy for Cons lipa “Yes,” he said, the other day, “1 galvanized Btan lard wrought Iron pipe been done and what remained to do, will be paid to the captors, while the had some strange experience* while 1 \ Best lion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Inch, 3' VO ;ier mo ie t. Best galvanized with hla estimates of time and ex Worms .Convulsions .Feverish remainder, as provided b.v law, will bo was working for Mr. Rockefeller. 1 standard wrought iron pipe, 1 inch, |7.9' pet lie published It in loo feet. All sizes In black and galvanized pense required. ness and Loss OF SLEEP. placed to the credit of the navy pen halted a good many queer people at pipe at lowest market prices. W,>od pumps— March, 1892. Ten years later. In June, capacity one barrel per minute, Rubber sion fund. Mr. Rockefeller's outer door. leather and canvas belting, hose and packln. 1902, the United States Senate voted Facsimile Signature of “I remember a Baptist minister I at wholesale prices. Write ns for your w-anti When Mr. Knox bikes bls seat as held up there last year. He hailed in the machinery line. Irrigation plants a In favor of completing the Isthmian Reierson Machinery Co., Port* canal, and the prediction of Mr. Bige Senator from Pennsylvania he will from a little town in Vermont, and he specialty. land, Oregon. NEW YORK. low was fulfilled. The book of the find four former cabinet officers in talked like a brother to me. He told Alb mon llt% old French engineer, sane. practical, hon tlie Senate before him. Senator Teller me all about a minister's life In the est. had been one of the greatest Influ B Dosi s - jjCi in i s Mrs. Haskell, Worthy Vice of Colorado was Secertar.v of the In country. ences in turning American sentiment terior under President Arthur, and Templar, Independent Order “It Isn't an easy life. You'd be sur- from Nicaragua to Panama, and bring Senators Alger of Michigan. Elkina of ing success at last to the great ditch. Good Templars, of Silver Lake, YVest Virginia and Proctor of Ver- prised to hear how some country peo pie treat their ministers. Why. this Mass., tells of her cure by the mont bave each been Secretary of man said that one cold winter night An Unhlatorlc Landmark. War. Mr. Elkins and Mr. Proctor When Justin II. Smith visited the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege were ,n President Harrison's cabinet. lie was hustled out of bed by a woman ! he didn't know and ordered to come I towns along the Kennebec River in and Mr. Alger served under President right away to her house, two miles off. I table Compound. endeavoring to trace exactly Arnold's Wages |2 2’ per day. Board |4.50 P«r McKinley. The Secretaries of War because her son was sick. week. 50 teams |2.00 per day. Exten march from Cambridge to Quebec, he sive irrigation construction. Perma •' D kar M rs . P inkham : —Four years seem to come of good, vigorous stock, “ 'But I don’t know you.' the mln- ' inquired everywhere for traditions and nent employment for good men and •Co I was nearly dead with inflamma for seven of them, without counting Ister grumbled. ‘Are you a member, teams. especially for relics. In his book he tion and ulceration. I endured daily Secretary Taft, are still alive. Deschutes Irrigation and Power of my church? Am I your pastor?’ gives tilts incident as a result of one •□told agony, and life was a burden Company Bitch Inquiry: “ ‘No.’ said the woman. 'I'm a mem to me. I had usefl medicines anil Too Hord on the Nerve«, BEND. OREGON washes Internally and externally until ber of Mr. McWade’a church. Mr. Mc- Near the point where the army It ft "Sold your farm?" I mads up iny miud that there was no the Kennebec are four or five acres of “Yes. sold it last week, and retired Wade la my pastor. I don't care about relief for me. Calling at the home of forever from the business of farm calling him In, though. My son's case cleared ground and two small farm • friend, I noticed a bottle of I.vdlit la contagious.’ ’• houses. Mr. Smith Inquired of the ven E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com ing.” BUY "Found farming too dull, did you?" erable proprietor of one of the-te places pound, My friend endorsed it highly, German Tool Naziiitacturera. “No. I found It too exciting. I If there were any evidences tn the and I decided to give it a trial to see if The Association of German To Write for Catalogue it would help me. It took m pati tience don’t mind taking a chance on the vicinity of Arnold's march through the Manufacturers has urged the imperial and perseverencc for I was in bad ___ I con- botses once In a while, but the thing and Prices country. dltion. and I uaed Lydia E. Pink* of running a business where you have government to prevent the further In “ph, yes,” replied the old man, barn's Ve|T<*tal>l0 Compound for roads of American manufacturers upon "there used to be a big rock in my nearly five months before I was cured, to bet on the weather nil the time la their special branches. It Is claimed p o n mowing field, with 'B. D. A.' ou it; but what a chanpre, from despair to too hard on the nerves." that In the first quarter of the year but the old thing was in the way, and happiness, from misery to the delight Aske.l anti Answered, the Import of tools had more than ful exhilarating feeling health always 1 blasted It out.” •Say," queried the beardless youth, doubled, having Increased from 215 brings. I would not change back for “What did those letters mesa, a thousand dollars, and your Vegetable "does a womau always mean what tons to &M tous, aud that In the rec- D. A T" asked Mr. Smith. IS WHAT THEY SAY she says?" Compound ia a grand medicine. ond quarter the increase threatened to “Why, Bennie Dick Arnold, of "Well." replied the man with the become even larger. Special empha We ran extract one or all your t efi with •• I wish every sick woman would caurse.” out hurting a hit. and pul fa new tei h the try it and 1* convinced." — M rs . I da ' absent hair, “if she's married she al- sis Is laid on the fact that the United <an:e day if you desire H askki . i ., Silver Lake, Maaa. Worthy | ways does.” States government levies a tax of 45 Haring passed through the Fourth Our «ystem of crown and bridge work is Vice Templar, Independent Order of imple, quick and painless. per cent on German machines, against without getting killer!, a mother Perfectly Satiatied. Good Templars. - ,5000 tv;,n if Established in Portland 17 years. •fem» Mttsr aessla, (Swlowisss «u»Mt «• mo Brown—So Biulth's mother ln law Is the German tariff of 5 per cent, and _____________ be pretty well assured that her The reason we advertise Is to let you they Insist that German machines are will live uutll Christmas, If they «now where we are. dead? Did she leave Smith any- away from the river. in no wise Inferior to the American, *. X U. X tj-ieoe. thing? >pen «venins« till » Sunday« from S to 12 Jones—No; but Smith says he feels and that there Is no need whatever Right or wrong, a laugh goes 'round for the Introduction of American uia Phone Main 20». she has done everything In tier power when an old maid announces that she 2OS-2I3 Falling Bld« Un -A.a nz. .. . to make him happy as It la. -Comfort chines aud tools Into Germany. Intends to get married. Means loss of vitality, vigor lor tone, and is often a pre TO HEALTH Hood’s Sarsaparilla (■m | Hair Vigor Gray ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Carter’s Little Liver Pills. CARTELS i<)oo D USTORIA ' The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature rnllimhin University In Use For Over Thirty Years WANTED CASTORIA 200 MEN. RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES THRESHERS BOILERS STACKERS SAW MILLS The A. H Averill Machinery Co “DID’iNT ° Ï^S HURT A WISE BROS., Dentists PORTLAND, URUJUN
