SOME ADVERTISING ••CATCHES”
No Appetite
London Emporiuaze
Rend Private
Broughams for Customars.
Ayer’s
WRITING LETT AND RIGHT.
■M
l
AN INVISIBLE ENEMY
M®
Hora is sa amusing little deception
that yon may play upon unsuspecting
Advertiser« are developing a gener
friends. Perhaps it would bo more
ous spirit to aueb an extent that wide
correct to say that they play the trick
awake persons will presently find It
cursor of prostrating sick
on themselves—which makes it all the
possible to live in luxury on next to
funnier. You tell them what to do
ness.
This is why it is
nothing a year, says the London Mall.
Why is it that Ayer’s Hair
and It la not your fault that they don't
For example, there appeared an ad
Vigor does so many remark
serious. The best* thing
know how to do It
vertisement of a furnishing company
able things? Because it Is a
'you can do is to take the
Give your victim a slip of stout writ
which contained the following induce-
Malaria is a slow poison, but the most stubborn and
Carroll D. Wright, Commissioner of
hair food. It feeds the hair,
ing paper and the stub of a soft, black
great, alterative and tonic
| meat: "Private brougham sent upon
deeply
rooted when it takes possession of the sys
the Labor Bureau. In the eighteenth |
lead
pencil,
not
very
sharp.
Ask
them
puts new life into it. The hair
' request to couvey Intending purchas
annual report ot the bureau, gives the
to shut his eyes and lay the paper on tem. We breathe into the lungs the polluted, germ-
ers from any part of London and back.
results of a com-
hla forehead, bolding It there with the tainted air; the little microbes then enter into the sys
No charge. Luncheons provided."
Which has cured thousands.
prehenslve Inquiry
thumb and foreAnger of hie left hand, tem, and feeding upon the red corpuscles of the blood,
At half a dozen large “emporiums”
Into the cost of
one pressed to each temple, while the soon reduce this vital, life-sustaining fluid to such a
in the West End any respectably
living since 1896
palm of the hand covers his eyes. Ths weak, watery state that the patient becomes listless,
It Was a Record Breaker.
dressed caller may partake of lunch
cannot
keep
from
growing.
BK
aud Into the av«sr-
next thing he has to do la to write pale and anaimic, and men
Three fellow travelers in the amok
ot tea free of cost At one large shop
And gradually all the dark,
Amory, Kias., Jan. 28, 1908.
bls name on the paper with the pencil tally and physically de
Ing room of a fast train were discuss
VL
Atri a an
8e excellent
wa»e rate orchestra
dur
accompanies the
About fifteen years ago I suffered with bolls,
rich color of early life comes
held In his right hand. Writing Is not pressed. Malaria may be and
ing the speed of trains.
Ing those periods. lunch, and this added attraction ap
took a oourae of S. S. »., which built me up
easy under such conditions, so no one gin with slight rigors or and entirely cured me of the boils. Three years
"I was tn a train once,” said the first
back to gray hair.
The showing, so peals greatly to lovers of music—aud
will expect the signature to be very chilly sensations, followed ago I suffered with Malaria, and romemberina
man, “that beat everything I ever rode
“ When I first used Ayer's Hair Vigor my
far as concerns of gratuitous repasts. Crowds besiege
how muoh good 8. 8. 8. had done me, I deter
hair was about all graj. But now It is a nice
pretty or very legible, but everybody, by fever and thirst; but mined
in for speed. Why, it went so fast that
wages, covered an the place, while ordinary restaurants
to try it again. I am glad to say that ths
rich black, and as thick a.s I could wish."
ut
—
M
rs . S usan K lopvanbtixn . Tuscumbia,
including
the
writer,
will
be
surprised
results
all I could have desired. Since then
tlie telegraph poles at the side of the
investigation
gradually all parts of the Itske 8. were
Ala.
In the neighborhood, whose proprietors
8. 8. every spring, and have no atteok oi
track, looked like an Immense line-
5 19 occupations, are so old-fashioned as to expect pay fl.00 a bottle.
J. O. ATBR OO.,
system are affected; the Malaria. Last summer I spent moat of the —v
toothed comb.”
Lowell. M m ».
representing 67 in ment, remain almost deserted.
liver becomes torpid, and on Tombigbee bottom having timber out.
C. D. WRIGHT.
for
“That's nothing,” said the second dustries
A. E. DALHYMPLE.
in 3.429
Recently a well-known firm in Tot
dark or yellow splotches
traveler; “I remember riding In an ex separate establishments. It showed tenham Court road, who have 40,(XX)
appear upon the skin; the stomach fails to properly digest the food,
press on the ----- and------ that went an average Increase In wages during customers in London, opened a free
and there are frequent headaches, dizziness, bad taste in the mouth,
at such a gait that the telegraph poles this period oi 16.6 per cent. The in art exhibition on their premises. Each
constipation and a general worn-out, tired feeling that only a sufferer
looked like a solid board fence.*
quiry Into the cost of living shows visitor was provided with tea and In
from Malaria can describe. Other and more dangerous symptoms
The third man made an exclamation that living for working men's families
vited to inscribe his or her name in a
are apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nrvous pros
of Impatience.
Another Crank.
having under $1,200 Income per year book. Those who wished It were driv
“What did that new arrival want?”
“Ah, you fellows don't know what had Increased during this period 13.5
tration, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, boils
en in private broughams to the com asked the Recording Ange).
high speed on a railroad Is. Why, I per cent In order to ascertain this
and risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. Malaria is all
pany’s factory. Not for a moment was
“He asked me if I knew where he
traveled west from Chicago last month average Increase the labor bureau se
the more dangerous because of its insidious and stealthy nature. It ia
business hinted at
But, strangely could get hold of four old halos,
”
___
said
in a train that went at such a pace that cured the Income and expenditure in
an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that are
enough, hundreds of those chance St. Peter. “He says he wauta to try
when we passed some alternate fields detail of 2,567 families in thirty-three
lodged in the blood are propagating and increasing in number ail the
visitors have become regular custo to build i an automobile.”—Philadelphia
of corn and beans they looked like suc States, retail prices being taken. The mers.
Press.
while, clogging the circulation and gradually wrecking the health.
cotash!”—Harper's Weekly.
statement shows that the 2,567 families
Picture post cards of well known
What is needed in Malarial troubles is
consisted of an average of 5.31 per thoroughfares are now obtainable free
How’s This?
▲ N AMV8ING EXPERIENCE.
a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifies
Shouting Their Praises.
We
offer
(
----
---------------------
__
Ono Hundred Pollan Howard for
sons, and that the average income lor
the germ-infected blood, tones up the stom
Friarpoint, Miss., Aug. 22 (Special) the year 1901 was $827, the average of cost. But tn the forefront of the any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by to find it written backwards—that is,
Catarrh Cure.
ach, improves the appetite and invigorates
—Cured of Bladder and Kidney Trou annual expenditure for all purposes photograph, dwarfing all other build Hall’s F.
J.
CHENEY
&
CO.,
Prop«.,
Toledo,
O.
if
the
victim
has
succeeded
tn
writing
the entire system. It stimulates the torpid,
ble after 26 years of suffering, Rev. H. $768, and the average expenditure for ings, Is the shop of the advertiser. He We, the undersigned, have known F. J. anything than can be made out at all.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
H. Hatch, of this place, is telling the food $326 per family. The principal does not disfigure the card with any perfectly
sluggish organs of the body, enabling them
honorable in all business transac Nine persons out of ten begin to write
trade announcement; to do so would tions and financially
able to carry out any ob
punlic the g'xxl news and shouting the
to properly perform their functions and
at
the
left
eyebrow
and
write
toward
items of expenditure were: Food, 42.54 preclude people sending it (at their ligations made by their firm.
prais< a of ths remedy that cured him—
<& T ruax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. ths right eyebrow. But this la not carry off the poisonous secretions and health-destroying matter that hava
per cent of the total expenditure; rent, own expense) to friends in town or WcsT
W alding , R innan de M arvin . Wholesale Drug
Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Rev. Mr. Hatch
really writing from left to write, r 1 been polluting the blood and clogging the circulation. S. S. S. con
12.95 per cent; clothing, 14.04 per cent; country.
gists, Toledo, O.
says:
Hall’s catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act writing should be done, but from right tains no strong minerals, but is strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood
and
taxes.
Insurance,
organization
One advertiser has distributed with ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
“I have been suffering from Bladder
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. to left, because when the paper Is purifier without an equal, and the greatest of all tonics. If you hava
and Kidney Trouble for 26 years and I dues, religion, charity, books and news startling freedom tirst-clnss railway Bold
by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
taken from the forehead and lai< on any symptoms of Malaria, write us, and medical advice will be fur
papers,
amusements,
sickness
and
season tickets. At least that Is what Hairs Family Pills are the best.
have tried everything that people said
the table It Is turned end for end. nished without cost.
death,
and
Intoxicating
liquors,
14.51
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
they look like until they are opened.
would do me good.
But nothing did
Does the writer make the mistake be
me any good except Dodd’s Kidney per cent. Each family consumed 349 Then on one side 6f the card there
Caught on the Rebound.
cause
be
says
to
himself,
“
Let
me
see,
pounds of fresh beef during the year appears the words: “This admits bear
Pills.
Wife—John, did you mail that letter now, I must begin at the left,” and
What She Said.
Winding It (Jp.
“ haven’t felt a pain since I took of a cost of $50. The lowest average er to any music hall In Ixjndon.” On I gave you this morning?
“George, dear,” she said, with a blush,
Stockholder
—Y’ou are the receiver ap-
therefore
begins
at
the
left
eye?
Prob
prl
of
food
from
1890
to
1903
was
in
Husband
—
Of
course
I
did.
Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They gave n>e
the other half the legend is continued:
do you know that Mr. Simpson asked pointed to wind up the affairs of tha
Wife—How provoking! I wanted to ably not, for If he stops to think he Is “
health and I feel like a new man alto 1896. The highest price was In 1902, "Providing, of course, he pays the nec
me
last
night
to
be
his
wife?
”
Bushall
Company,
I believe?
apt to write correctly. The trick is
add a postscript.
gether. Dodd’s Kidney Pills are the when It was 110.9 per cent of the aver essary admission fee."
“Well, I like his impudence. The idea ' Lawyer—Yes, sir.
Husband
(producing
the
letter)
—
Well,
most
likely
to
succeed
when
the
writ
age price for the period. Tlie average
best I ever had.”
Seaside visitors at Whitsuntide who
“What are the prospects?”
it is. Why didn't you tell me that ing is attempted Impulsively, witb--’t of proposing to an engaged young lady!
“Well, things
-
- looked
- - very gloomy
-
All Urinary and Bladder Troubles cost of food per family in 1890 was see a particularly nice pebble on the here
What did you say to him?”
for
in the first place?
thinking.
So
you
should
not
say
any
“I told him that I was very sorry in • while, but they are brightening up
are caused by diseased kidneys. The $318; in 189«, $296; in 1902, $344; and beach should pick it up. It may con
»»
thing about writing, or even show the deed, but he was too late.”—Tidbit«.
now.'
natural way to cure them is to cure in 1903, $342.
tain a f5 note. The idea Is that of a
“Ah I am glad to hear that.”
pencil, until the paper Is held on the C|T0 Permanently curea. Bo nt. or nervouanew
the kidneys.
Dodd’s Kidney Pills
well-known advertiser.
The
Interstate
Commerce
Commis
“Yes, make yourself easy. There Is
forehead and the eyes closed. Then ll Id after first day’s use ofDr.Kline’BGreat Nerve
never fail to cure diseased kidneys in
But
perhaps
the
smartest
feat
In
Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. little doubt now that we can realize
slip the pencil into the person's hand Restorer.
any stage or place. They always cure sion in the case of the Denison Light advertising yet performed was that of
Dr.
K.
H.
Kline.
Ltd--»«.
’
Arch
8t-.
Philadelphia,
Pk
enough
out of it to pay my salary.”
and tell him to write. The mistake Is
Backache anil they are the only lemedy and Power Company against the Mis a restaurant keeper in North London.
souri,
Kansas
and
Texas
Railroad
de
just
one
of
those
queer
things
in
hu
that ever cured Bright’s Disease.
Avoided the Subject.
I Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows', Soothing
cided that the freight rate of $1.90 pet The next shop la that of a station *r
man nature that nobody has yet ex
Winks—Did McKick have much to Syrup the belt remedy to use for their children
Thera ar« few paupers in Japan, Er- ton on coal from the McAlester dis named Ilunfcer. On a sign correspond
plained.
■ay
on
the
subject
of
railroad
monopoly
during the teething period..
____ _
erybody works, and it is considered a trict, Indian Territory, to Denison, 1. ing with the one bearing the name
The precise directions about holding while you were there?
I
disgrace to be supported by your rela “unreasonable,” and should not exceed Hunger the restaurant keeper has the
Minks—-Well, no. You see, just after
The Chief's Mistake.
the paper and the left hand mislead
tive« while you have the ability to earn
»1.25. The commission also decided that word “Don't” painted. So passers by
Big Injun (admiringly)—Me like plc-
the writer and make him more likely I called, a cartman drove up with a box
yonr own living.
read
the
Injunction
"Don't
Hunger.
”
I
for
him.
The
railroad
freight
on
it
for
a
tur’.
90 cents per 100 pounds was the just
to err, but their main object Is to
hundred miles was a quarter; the cart
Not quite so happy is the window
Genuine
For coughs and colds there is no better rate for shipping horses from Bayou
College Man (proudly)—I thought you
guard the eyes against a possible Jab man’s charge for hauling it six blocks
medicine than 1‘iso'a Cura for Consump Sara, La,, to St. Louis. Mo., Instead oi announcement of a well-known fruiter
would.
with the pencil, and for similar rea was fifty cents.
tion. Price 25 cents.
Big Injun—Heap pretty squaw!
$1.80, the rate charged by the Yazoo er: "Real Seville Oranges. No For
sons a short blunt pencil should be
College Man (wratlifully)—You old
__
Where Women Are Huled.
and Mississippi Valley and Illinois elgn Rubbish Sold.”
used.—People's Home Journal.
Ignorance is the night of the mind, heathen! that's a portrait of me when I
“Are there clubi for women in thia Central Railway companies, and com
but
a
night
without
moon
or
star.
—
Con
belonged
to
the
football
team.
Could NOt Find the Place.
town?” asked the suffragist from the plained of by 0. M. Barrow. Tlie rate
fucius.
I
------------------------
Mrs. Barrington, a methodical North-
East.
complained
of
is
on
less
than
car
load
„
,
,
,
...
1 The highest manhood resides In dlspo
“Certainly not,” replied the gallant
era Michigan housekeeper whose rou
A PROPHECY FULLfILLED.
Canada produced over $4,000,000 sition, not in mere intellect—H. VV.
Westerner. “We can handle women lots and upon an estimated weight ol tine was the same year In and yenr
worth of pig iron last year.
Beecher.
2,000 pounds fbr each animal, Th«
without clubs.”—Chicago I’oaL
Must Bear Signature of
out, developed a cough one fall, and
th« was sent to Arizona for the winter, but
commission recommends that
“When failure overwhelms you, be
weight of the first animal be estimated she did not leave her household cares
lieve that all will come right and work
at 4,000 pounds and each additional an behind her. From time to time she
for a future success.” That is the
Imai 2,000 pounds.
wrote to various members or her fam
moral to be drawn from a story told
lly, telling them what to do on certain
Se» Fac-Similé Wrapper Below.
in La Nouvelle Revue by Mons. Phil
The federal government Is generous dates and admonishing them in this
Why Is This Thus?
ippe Bunau-Y'arllla, first minister from
W« seo the player on the plot catch to its hired help and goes down In its wise: "Remember, Mary, to clean the
Panama to the United States.
•very whizzing bail; high ball, low ball, wallet to the extent of $3,000,000 to linen closet the first week in January."
In 1889, he says, everything was ap
grounder hot. ha catebes one and all. give them a summer outing at the “Do not forget, Charles, to sprout the
parently going well at Panama. After
Bat it ia strange, w« do declare, this seashore and In the mountains. Tills
rops
aelf-same catching star, will chase hlm- sum Is for the army of employes In potatoes In the cellar the second week
the great spoliation, or in spite of It,
For Infants and Children.
eelf for half A square, yet fail to catch Washington »lone, and does not in in February."
the engineers had done great work.
The winter brought with it an un
his car.
Much of the excavation had been ac
clude the thousands of others who precedented amount of snow, but In
complished, but much more remained
Tor Your Perfect Comforts
are on duty and on the pay rolls in spite of family letters, Mrs. Barring
At the Rt. Louis Exposition, which Is very severe
to be done. The machines were on the
upon th” feet, remember to take along a box or two other places throughout this broad do ton In Arizona was unable to realize
or Allen’s E<i<»t Kase, a powder fbr hov, tired, ach main.
ground, the workmen were there; it
Liberal lawmakers decided the state of tlie weather at home. To
ing, swollen, sweating feet. So d by all Druggists,
remained only for an honest adminis
25c. Don’t Accept a Substitute.
that teu months in a year was long ward the end of February the conscien
tration, making use of these mate
AVfcgctable Preparalionfor As
enough
for
employes
of
the
govern
Liir«’» Weary Round.
tlous housekeeper wrote to her garden
^JS UM ZB V V 1
rials, to finish the work. Enough work
ment to work, and that thirty days er. Instructing him to be sure to plant
similating the Food andReguia-
Mother—You don’t look very happy.
CURE SICK HEADACHE
had been accomplished to make a vis
ting (he Stomachs and Bowels of
Married Daughter—Ix>ve In a cottage, should be given for sickness and thir the sweet peas along the back fence on
ible basis tor negotiating a loan. Then
with bread and cheese and kisses, isn't ty days additional for annual leave the usual date, the first day of April.
panic seized the French people, and
POSITIONS GUARANTEED.
what it’s cracked up to be.
to rest up from the laborious duties.
John, the gardener, bought the sweet
the enterprise went to pieces.
“Just as I told you. You are tired of
|5,000
forfeit
placed
with
a
National
Bank
tc
peas, but was unable to carry out tlie
Two years later, thoroughly discour
bread and cheese already?”
After a legal battle of several years
make
good
any
failure
on
our
part.
Catalogue
Promotes Digestion.Cheerful-
“N-o, not tired of the bread and cheese Admiral Dewey and his men who rest of Mrs. Barrington's Instructions free. Write today.
aged. the engineer was in New York
for a reason which he explained lu the
ness and Rest.Contains neither
—tired of the kisses.
City, where he consulted John Bige
fought the battle of Manila are to re following letter to bls mistress:
aiium.Morphine nor Mineral.
Beutel Business Collage
low, formerly United States minister
cel re their prize money for the cap
“Respected Madam: I have bought
Tacoma, Wash,
ot N arcotic .
to France.
ture of the Don Juan de Austria and the peas, but I cannot plant
them,
“What shall I do ” he asked.
other Spanish property. In the Su There Is so much snow that I cannot
“Write a book.” replied Mr. Bigelow.
Collegiate, Prepara
preme Court of the District of Colum find the fence."
VVlUlllvlU tory, Commercial and
"But who will read it?” asked the
bia Justice Gould signed an order con
discouraged Frenchman.
firming the report of the auditor In the
Considerate of Her Pastor.
Courses.
j “Do not worry about that,” said Mr.
case, overruling all exceptions tiled by
Captain George Archer, who recentlv
either side to-the report, The amount gave up his post of bodyguard to John Boarding school for young men and boys. Bigelow. “Do not write it for to-day.
of the property captured Anally was I). Rockefeller, heard, during bls nlne- Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore. YY'rlte It for ten years from to-day.”
Monsieur Bunau-Varilla went to
fixed at $1,057,855, a sum considerably teen years of service, many in 1er eat-
Apply for Catalogue.
work, and prepared a concise and hon
tn excess of what the government Ing things.
est statement of exactly what had
PRICES THAT TALK.
chitmed to lie due. Half of the amount
A perfect Remedy for Cons lipa
“Yes,” he said, the other day, “1
galvanized Btan lard wrought Iron pipe been done and what remained to do,
will be paid to the captors, while the had some strange experience* while 1 \ Best
lion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea
Inch, 3' VO ;ier mo ie t. Best galvanized with hla estimates of time and ex
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
remainder, as provided b.v law, will bo was working for Mr. Rockefeller. 1 standard wrought iron pipe, 1 inch, |7.9' pet
lie published It in
loo feet. All sizes In black and galvanized pense required.
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
placed to the credit of the navy pen halted a good many queer people at pipe
at lowest market prices. W,>od pumps— March, 1892. Ten years later. In June,
capacity one barrel per minute,
Rubber
sion fund.
Mr. Rockefeller's outer door.
leather and canvas belting, hose and packln. 1902, the United States Senate voted
Facsimile Signature of
“I remember a Baptist minister I at wholesale prices. Write ns for your w-anti
When Mr. Knox bikes bls seat as held up there last year. He hailed in the machinery line. Irrigation plants a In favor of completing the Isthmian
Reierson Machinery Co., Port* canal, and the prediction of Mr. Bige
Senator from Pennsylvania he will from a little town in Vermont, and he specialty.
land, Oregon.
NEW YORK.
low was fulfilled. The book of the
find four former cabinet officers in talked like a brother to me. He told
Alb mon llt% old
French engineer, sane. practical, hon
tlie Senate before him. Senator Teller me all about a minister's life In the
est. had been one of the greatest Influ
B Dosi s - jjCi in i s
Mrs. Haskell, Worthy Vice of Colorado was Secertar.v of the In country.
ences in turning American sentiment
terior
under
President
Arthur,
and
Templar, Independent
Order
“It Isn't an easy life. You'd be sur-
from Nicaragua to Panama, and bring
Senators Alger of Michigan. Elkina of
ing success at last to the great ditch.
Good Templars, of Silver Lake, YVest Virginia and Proctor of Ver- prised to hear how some country peo
pie treat their ministers. Why. this
Mass., tells of her cure by the mont bave each been Secretary of man said that one cold winter night
An Unhlatorlc Landmark.
War. Mr. Elkins and Mr. Proctor
When Justin II. Smith visited the
use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege were ,n President Harrison's cabinet. lie was hustled out of bed by a woman !
he didn't know and ordered to come I
towns along the Kennebec River in
and Mr. Alger served under President right away to her house, two miles off. I
table Compound.
endeavoring to trace exactly Arnold's
Wages |2 2’ per day. Board |4.50 P«r
McKinley. The Secretaries of War because her son was sick.
week. 50 teams |2.00 per day. Exten
march from Cambridge to Quebec, he
sive irrigation construction. Perma
•' D kar M rs . P inkham : —Four years seem to come of good, vigorous stock,
“ 'But I don’t know you.' the mln- '
inquired everywhere for traditions and
nent employment for good men and
•Co I was nearly dead with inflamma for seven of them, without counting Ister grumbled. ‘Are you a member,
teams.
especially for relics. In his book he
tion and ulceration. I endured daily Secretary Taft, are still alive.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
of my church? Am I your pastor?’
gives tilts incident as a result of one
•□told agony, and life was a burden
Company
Bitch Inquiry:
“ ‘No.’ said the woman. 'I'm a mem
to me. I had usefl medicines anil
Too Hord on the Nerve«,
BEND.
OREGON
washes Internally and externally until
ber of Mr. McWade’a church. Mr. Mc-
Near the point where the army It ft
"Sold your farm?"
I mads up iny miud that there was no
the Kennebec are four or five acres of
“Yes. sold it last week, and retired Wade la my pastor. I don't care about
relief for me. Calling at the home of forever from the business of farm calling him In, though. My son's case
cleared ground and two small farm
• friend, I noticed a bottle of I.vdlit
la contagious.’ ’•
houses. Mr. Smith Inquired of the ven
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com ing.”
BUY
"Found farming too dull, did you?"
erable proprietor of one of the-te places
pound, My friend endorsed it highly,
German Tool Naziiitacturera.
“No. I found It too exciting. I
If there were any evidences tn the
and I decided to give it a trial to see if
The Association of German To
Write for Catalogue
it would help me. It took
m pati
tience don’t mind taking a chance on the
vicinity of Arnold's march through the
Manufacturers
has
urged
the
imperial
and perseverencc for I was in bad
___
I con- botses once In a while, but the thing
and Prices
country.
dltion. and I uaed Lydia E. Pink* of running a business where you have government to prevent the further In
“ph, yes,” replied the old man,
barn's Ve|T<*tal>l0 Compound for
roads
of
American
manufacturers
upon
"there used to be a big rock in my
nearly five months before I was cured, to bet on the weather nil the time la their special branches. It Is claimed
p o
n
mowing field, with 'B. D. A.' ou it;
but what a chanpre, from despair to too hard on the nerves."
that
In
the
first
quarter
of
the
year
but
the
old
thing
was
in
the
way,
and
happiness, from misery to the delight
Aske.l anti Answered,
the Import of tools had more than
ful exhilarating feeling health always
1 blasted It out.”
•Say," queried the beardless youth, doubled, having Increased from 215
brings. I would not change back for
“What did those letters mesa,
a thousand dollars, and your Vegetable "does a womau always mean what tons to &M tous, aud that In the rec-
D. A T" asked Mr. Smith.
IS WHAT THEY SAY
she says?"
Compound ia a grand medicine.
ond quarter the increase threatened to
“Why, Bennie Dick Arnold, of
"Well."
replied
the
man
with
the
become
even
larger.
Special
empha
We
ran
extract one or all your t efi with
•• I wish every sick woman would
caurse.”
out hurting a hit. and pul fa new tei h the
try it and 1* convinced." — M rs . I da ' absent hair, “if she's married she al- sis Is laid on the fact that the United
<an:e day if you desire
H askki . i ., Silver Lake, Maaa. Worthy | ways does.”
States government levies a tax of 45
Haring passed through the Fourth
Our «ystem of crown and bridge work is
Vice Templar, Independent Order of
imple, quick and painless.
per cent on German machines, against
without getting killer!, a mother
Perfectly Satiatied.
Good Templars. - ,5000 tv;,n if
Established in Portland 17 years.
•fem» Mttsr aessla, (Swlowisss «u»Mt «• mo
Brown—So Biulth's mother ln law Is the German tariff of 5 per cent, and
_____________ be pretty well assured that her
The reason we advertise Is to let you
they
Insist
that
German
machines
are
will
live
uutll
Christmas,
If
they
«now where we are.
dead? Did she leave Smith any-
away from the river.
in no wise Inferior to the American,
*. X U.
X tj-ieoe. thing?
>pen «venins« till » Sunday« from S to 12
Jones—No; but Smith says he feels and that there Is no need whatever
Right or wrong, a laugh goes 'round
for
the
Introduction
of
American
uia
Phone Main 20».
she has done everything In tier power
when an old maid announces that she
2OS-2I3 Falling Bld«
Un -A.a nz. .. .
to make him happy as It la. -Comfort chines aud tools Into Germany.
Intends to get married.
Means loss of vitality, vigor
lor tone, and is often a pre
TO HEALTH
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
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|
Hair Vigor
Gray
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
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Little Liver Pills.
CARTELS
i<)oo D
USTORIA
'
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
rnllimhin
University
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
WANTED
CASTORIA
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