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Get Rid of Scrofula THE WEEKLY Ayers Bunches, eruptions, Inflammations, sore- . ness of the eyelids and oars, disease, of the bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting, are only some of the troubles It causes. It is a very active evil, making havoc of the whole system. Eradicates It, cures ell Its manifestations, and builds up the whole system. Accept no substitute. Arriving at a Verdict. Kushequa, Pa., Aug. 1.—(Special) —In this action of Pennsylvania there is a growing belief that for such Kid ney Diseases as Rheumatism and Lame Back there is only one sure cure and that is Dodd’s Kidney Pills. This be lief grows from such cases as that of Mrs. M. L. Davison of this place. She tells the story herself as follows: "I have suffered from Rheumatism for thirty years and And that Dodd’s Kidney Pills have done me more good than any medicine I have ever taken. I was also bothered with Lame Back and I can only say that my back hasn’t bothered me since I took Dodd's Kid ney Pills.” Considering that Mrs. Davison only took two boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills, the result would be considered wonder ful were it not that others are reporting similar results daily. Kushequa is fast arriving at a verdict that “Dodd’s Kid ney Pills are the one sure cure for Rheumatism.” Direct Evldenoe. One Hundred Years Ago. Aaron Burr challenged Alexander Hamilton to tight a duel. Alexander Hamilton died as a result of Injuries received in the duel with Aaron Burr. The Protestant Episcopal diocese of Kentucky was organized. Seventy gunboats which bad been built on the Seine formed the French fleet at Havre. 'll -Jjj _ Seventy-five Years Ago. The value of paper currency was much diminished by the extensive cop per coinage In Brazil. The British and French ambassadors were received with great distinction by the Sultan at Constantinople. Don Manuel’s squadron nailed for Lisbon from Tercelra. An epidemic of smallpox was preva lent In Edinburg. President Jackson and party arrived at Fortress Monroe on an Inspection tour. England prepared a large naval force In the Mediterranean, as there seemed no hope of peace with Turkey. There were in Ireland 153,000 troops on the verge of rebellion, owing to ti e rigid restrictions, scarcity of provisions and their general desperate condition. fifty Years Ago. The Turks defeated the Russians at Giurgevo. Napoleon III. reviewed tbs French Baltic army at Bologne. The London Missionary Society opened its tlrst mission at Vezaga pa tarn. The Piedmontese railroad from Al- exandria to Novara was opened. The British troops In Russia were reinforced by 10,000 French troops. A new planet was discovered by ths astronomer Hind from the observatory at Regent's Park,' London. The lawyer shook bls finger warn- lngly at the witness and said, “Now we want to bear just wbat you know, not wbat some one else knows, or wbat you think, or anything of that kind, but what you kuow. Do you understand?” “Wai, I know,” said the witness, forty Years Ago. with emphasis, as be lifted one Umber Gov. A. W. Bradford, of Maryland, leg and laid it across the other, “I know that Clay Grubb said that Bill Issued an appeal to citizens to rise and Thomson told him that he heard John resist the Confederate Invaders then Thomas’ wife tell Sid Shuford’s gal bejleved to be menacing Baltimore. The Confederates evacuated Har that her husband was there when the fight tuk place, and that he suld that per’s Ferry and the retreat of the fores they slung each other around In the that had gone north along the Potomao was on. bushes right consld'able.” Telegraphic communication with The Hon. Andrew D. White’e enter Washington, D. C., having l>een cut taining recollections of his life as a off, rumors of ‘ts capture by the Con member of the American legation at federates, and denials followed each St. Petersburg during the Crimean war other over the country all day. will be continued in the August Cen The constitutional convention of Ne tury, the Midsummer Holiday Number. vada selected Nevada as the name of These chapters will include, besides the State and adopted a constitution. much other matter, of timely interest, Confederate forces took possession peisonal memoir's of Nicholas I and of telegraph lines at Magnolia, Md., Alexander II of Russia. Ijiter foreign intercepted dispatches from Secretary services of Mr. White include hie work Stanton to Gen. Cadwallader, and tem as a United States commissioner to porarily shut off communication with Santo Domingo and to the Paris expo Washington, D. C. sition; as United States minister to President Lincoln Issued a proclama Germany, 1879-81, and to Busies again tlon setting aside the first Thursday in 1892 94; as a member of the Vene- tn August as a day of prayer for the suelan commission and of the Hague preservation of the Union. peace commission, and as abmaBsador to Germany, in 1897. thirty Years Ago. Not Her Affair. Ex-Gov. Alexander Shepherd, of the District of Columbia, acting under the ‘‘press gag” law, demanded the Indict ment of Charles A. Dana for libel be cause of editorials In the New York Sun. Cheyenne. Arapahoe and Comnncbs Indians commenced hostilities In In dian Territory. Henry Ward Beecher made publie today?” correspondence which had passed be “Yes, suh." tween h!m, Mr. Tilton and Plymouth "Well, why Isn’t your wife helping Church In Brooklyn, In which the Rev. you to celebrate?" Mr. Beecher demanded an Investiga "My present wife, suh,” replied tion of the chargee made agnlnst him. Uncle Ephraim, with dlgulty, "ain't Prince Bismarck was shot by a got nothin'- to do with it. Bhe's de would be assassin at Bissingen, Ger fourth, suh.” many. The ball struck Bismarck’s wrist, the wound being slight -Keeley liouor - morphine - tobacco Over 700 Mormon converts arrived tn ÍJíure MARTS FERMANENTLY CURED New York from Europe, most of them w— fOS FULL »AATKULAS3 -w from the Scandinavian peninsula. Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean collar and his best coat, says the Chi cago Tribune, and was walking ma jestically up and down the street. "Aren’t you working to-day, uncle?” asked one of his acquaintances. “No, sub. I's celebratin' my golden weddln', suh.” "You were married fifty years ago Future Great Men. The replies of Mr. Root to the news paper men who Interviewed him while be was Secretary of War were often sharp and witty. One day, aaya the New York Times, a number of them, entering bla office, found him signing documents. ’’What are you doing, Mr. Secre tary?” they asked. “Appointing lieutenant generals,” waa the Instant reply. As be was sign ing the commlsslous of West Point graduates, It Is safe to say that none of those commissioned would have doubt ed that be spoke the truth. Betwell Business College, Tacoma, Wash. Ï0U CAN EARN Doctor Holmes, being asked by a «5.00 PER DAY young physician wbat sign to put on (letting Water, Oil or Coal with his door, replied: "The smallest fev AUSTIN WELL DRILLS ers gratefully received.” Made in all «izo* and Mrs. Smith—My husband has been Btyles. Write for Cata logues and list of users in enjoying very poor health ot late. Mrs. Brown—How fortunate that he cures! Ask your doctor if can enjoy ltl Very tew people do. he doesn’t use it for coughs, Beall S Co. A juryman being asked by tho colds, bronchitis, and all 313 Commer judge If be ever read the papers, re- \ throat and lung troubles. cial Block. piled: “Yes, your honor; but If you'll ■ “ I have found that Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral is the best medicine I can prescribe for bron PORTLAND. let me go this time, I'll never do so chitis, influenza, coughs. and hard colds.” any more.” M. L odmma . x , M.D., Ithaca. N. T. J. O. ATM CO., Patience—See how yellow her hair 25c., Me.. ?! 00. Lowell. Maaa. for Is; and It used to be brown. Patrice —Yes; she’s been using one of those yellow journals to make curl papers. —Yonkers Statesman. “He had a play produced by an Correct any tendency to constipa amateur company the other night, 1 tion with small doses of Ayer's Pill believe. Who was the hero of It, do you know?” "I was one. I sat! ' Does it pay to make the most of the powers that God ha« given you through It”—Philadelphia Ledger. bringing superb health and vitality A little Maine girl came to her your aid in developing them? mother one morning and said: "Mam- ma, I don't feel very well.” “Well,1 riTft Permanently cured, ivo fits or nervousness I | lu after first day ’ bus « of Dr. KI ine’s Great Nsrve that's too bad," said mamma; “where ! Restorer. Send for Free IB 2 trial bottle and treatise. do you feel the worst?" "In school," ; Dr. K. H. Kline. Ltd-.tt.' Arcb St. Philadelphia, was the prompt reply. # Incontestable Proof. "An elephant must be a pretty ex- . j Insurance Agent—What are the proofs pensive animal." “Yes, * I wish ----- I had of your husband’s death, madam? FROM DUALUR enough money to buy one.” "What | The Widow—Well, he has been home j for the last three nights. — Smart Set. do you want with an elephant?” “1 don’t. I merely expressed a wish tor Piso s Cure is a remedy for coughs, colds ECONOMICAL the money.”—Philadelphia Press. and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, No Cost of Operation She (angrily)—Sir, I understand you at druggists. said I had a face that wouid stop a What Man Wants. clock. He (calmly)—So I did. Any A club woman is all right In a club well-regulated clock would, pause and but wbat the ordinary mau wants is hold up Its bands In admiration at a housekeeper in a house sight of your lovely face.—St. Louis Star. How’s This? IIUBband (who had been out West I We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for case of Catarrh on business, and left bls wife some any “Ji?c.?lih ‘cure.' that cannot be cured by j. CHENEY & 4 CO., Props., Props, Toledo, O. blank checks)—Mary, I find you have **” * _ F. J. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. considerably overdrawn at . tue bailK. 1 Cheney for the last 15 yeara, and believe him Mary—Nonsense, John, how can that perfectly honorable In all business transao- . , , . _ , ' tlons and financially able to carry out any ob- be? I've two of those blank checks ligations made by their firm. W bst & T ruax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. left yet. W aldinu , k innan 4 M akvin , W holesale Drug Mrs. Jenks—Are you perfectly sat-, gist». Toledo, O. o. Han’t Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act- lsfled with your new dress? Mrs. I Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur- Speitz—Yes, Indeed, The man I love faces ia”es of ot the system. Price 76c. per bottle. by all Druggists. Testimonials free. best thinks It's beautiful, and th® _ I , Sold Hall's Family Pitls are the best. I woman I love least has pretended to' Information Wanted. turn up her nose at It.—Philadelphia Bachelor Brother—Is that baby in the Ledger. or animal class? A cowardly fellow, having kicked a | fowl Young Mother—What do you mean? newsboy for pestering him to buy an Bachelor—Why, he crows one minute evening newspaper, the lad waited till and bellows the next.—Chicago News. another boy accosted the "gentleman,” | Write today for free illustrated book. __________________ o_ of ____ and then shouted In the bearing ths I Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows’s Soothing no use XruP th® remedy to use for their children bystanders: "It's ’ its no use to to trv try him* him, 3 during the >'est teething period.. Tenth and Johnson Streets Jim, he can’t read.” OREGON “Sometimes,” said the poet, "I am After repeated failures by the United PORTLAND almost afraid that I take myself too States government to erect a lighthouse P. N. U. No. 32-1904. seriously,” “Oh, well, never mind,” and fog signal on Outer Diamond shoals, off Cape Hatterps, Capt. A. F. Eelis of replied his kind-hearted friend, Boston will make the attempt, assuming HEN writing to advertisers please mention this paper. “there's no harm done If you do. all expense«. Everybody else regards you as joke.”—Chicago Record Herald. Here Is a peculiar advertisement! which recently appeared In a Brisbane paper: "Permanent.—Wanted, a man to look after one horse apd a few cows and pigs. Qne who can Impart | the rudiments of French, singing and the piano to children preferred.” “I’d like to have your check for that little midulgbt supper I served at your house last month.” said the caterer. “You’ll have to wait until I Hie Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa get the doctor's bill for curing me of ture ot Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his Indigestion,” replied the victim. “That personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one comes off your bill.”—Philadelphia to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Press. “ Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, anil endanger the “I know what you’ve come here health of Children—Experience against Experiment. » for,” said little Willie; “you're going to ask my sister to be your wife.” “Oh! Why do you think so?” “’Cause Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare I heard her tellln' ma she was goln’ goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It to git you In a corner to night and contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms make you say It”—Chicago Record- and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Herald. Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation Moose Meadow Sheriff—Yes, that’s and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Spike Moran, alias Big Eddy, alias Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Jim Thornton, alias Kid McDuff. He's The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. a burglar. Stranger—But why do you let him live here? Sheriff—Jest to fat up the census. We put him In directory under each name, you —Judge. “Don't be too quick to strike other, my boy»'* said the kindly man, who had interrupted the fight; “always count ten before you do It, and then----- ” “Yeh,” replied the boy, contemptuously, "an’ den it'll be de referee dat’ll be countin' ten on THS CCNTAUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY RTRKCT, NSW YORK CITY. you.”—Philadelphia Press. Jennie's mother was expecting com pany, but just before train time a telegram arrived which read: “Missed train. Will start at same time to- J morrow.” Jenule rushed home from school expecting to see the guest, but Instead was shown the message. Aft er reading It laboriously and careful ly through, she exclaimed: “Why,1 mamma. It she starts at the same tlmo to-morrow, she will miss the train again.” PORTLAND SEED CO.. Portland. Or., Coast Agents Pectoral Teaching Parrots Hon to Talk. term. Send us ten or more names of youtg people with means to secure a Business Education and for the first one that enrolls purchasing from us a scholarship, we will remit you |5 in cash. Address, Don’t try cheap cough medi cines. Get the best, Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. What a record it has, sixty years of Hood’sSarsaparilla One of the "peculiar institutions" of the Quaker City and of the world Is the school for parrots, recently estab lished by a woman. These Imitative birds are here taught to speak by means of a phonograph. The custom In teaching parrots the lingo which they prattle so amusingly has been for the teacher to crouch In a corner out of sight of the bird and repeat thou sands of times the same word, the same phrase, till his back ached and his voice refused to emit more than a whisper. The way devised by this woman requires no exertion and Is much more successful. She sets a phonograph going at the parrot’s ear and then attends to other affairs. The phonograph, with a precision and a perseverance man could never equal, drums Into the ears of "Polly" the sentence that Is to be learned. The term at the Philadelphia phonograph school of languages for parrots lasts six months. The tuition fee is $40 a $5 For a Name $5 twenty Years Ago. James G. Blaine, then Republican candidate for the Presidency. delivered an address at Bowdoln College com mencement exercises and received the degree of LL. D. Erroneous reports were sent out from Paris that Gen. Gordon had been murdered by his soldiers In Khartum. The Democratic national convention which nominated Grover Cleveland and Thomae A. Hendricks met In CbL cagn. , Grover Cleveland and Thomas A. Hendricks were nominated for Presi dency and Vice Presidency at the Dem ocratic national contention held in Chi cage. The Canadian government refused the application from the Unite,! Sta'es for the extradition of John C. Eno, fugitive president of the defunct See ond National Bank of New York. fen Years Ago. President Cleveland Issued to Gen. Mlles, tn command of the government troops In Chicago, an order whf b practically placed the city under mar- tlal law. The Panhandle rallwry yards from Sixty-first street to Brighton Park were swept by fire alleged to naxe ticen set by strikers; loss, $1,000,000. England offered its »errl. es to Japau and China to settle the Corean d.s- puts. Bronchitis Hughson, of Chicago, whose letter follows, is another woman in high position who owes her health to the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, “D ear M rs . P inkham :—I suffered for several years with general weakness and bearing-down pains, caused by womb trouble. My appe tite was fitful, and I would lie awake for hours, and could not 61eep, until I seemed more weary in the morning than when I retired. After reading one of your advertisements I decided to try the merits of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and I am so glad I did. Noone can describe the good it did me. I took three bottles faithfully, and besides building up my general health, it drove all disease and poison out of my body, and made me feel as spry and active as a young girl. Airs. Pinkham’s medicines are certainly all they are claimed to be.” — M rs . M. E. H ughson , 347 East Ohio St., Chicago, Ill. Mrs. Pinkham Tells How Ordinary Tasks Produce Displacements. Apparently trifling incidents in woman’s daily life frequently produce displacements of the womb. A slip on the stairs, lifting during menstruation, standing at a counter, running a sewing machine, or attending to the most ordinary tasks may result in displacement, and a train of serious evils is started. The first indication of ouch trouble should be the signal for quick action. Don't let the condition become chronic through neglect or a mistaken idea that you can overcome it by exercise or leaving it alone. More than a million women have regained health by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. • "■ If the slightest trouble appears which you do not understand write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass., for her advice, and a few timely words from her will show you the right tiling to do. This advice costs you nothing, but it may mean life or happiness or both. Mrs. Lelah Stowell,-177 Wellington St., Kingston, Ont., writes: “D ear M rs . P inkham : — You are indeed ft godsend to women, and if they all knew what you could do for them, there would be no need of their dragging out miserable lives in agony. _ “I suffered for years with bearing-down pains, womb trouble, nervousness, and excruciating head ache, but a few bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham’s . Vegetable Compound made life look new and promising to me. I am light and happy, and I do not know what sickness is, ana I now enjov the best of health.” LJdia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound can always be relied upon to restore health to women who thus suffer. It is a sovereign cure for the worst forms of female complaints, — that bearing-dewn feeling, weak back, falling and displacement of the womb, inflammation of the ovaries, and all troubles of the uterus or womb. It dissolves and expels tumors from the uterus in the early stage of development, and checks any tendency to cancer It subdues excitability, nervous prostration, and tones lip the entire female system. Its record of cures is the greatest In the world, and should be relied upon with confidence. ous humors. 0£finn FORFEIT If we cannot forthwith produce the original letter« and signature« at Jmnllllll above testimonials, whioh will prove their absolute genuineness. Vw V V V Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co,, Lynn, Maae* Wanted to be In Time. The Hero’s Plea. "Brave youth!" exclaimed the father of the girl who had been rescued from a watery grave, “how can I repay you? 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