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    Get Rid
of Scrofula
THE WEEKLY
Ayers
Bunches, eruptions, Inflammations, sore-
. ness of the eyelids and oars, disease, of the
bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
are only some of the troubles It causes.
It is a very active evil, making havoc of
the whole system.
Eradicates It, cures ell Its manifestations,
and builds up the whole system.
Accept no substitute.
Arriving at a Verdict.
Kushequa, Pa., Aug. 1.—(Special)
—In this action of Pennsylvania there
is a growing belief that for such Kid­
ney Diseases as Rheumatism and Lame
Back there is only one sure cure and
that is Dodd’s Kidney Pills. This be­
lief grows from such cases as that of
Mrs. M. L. Davison of this place. She
tells the story herself as follows:
"I have suffered from Rheumatism
for thirty years and And that Dodd’s
Kidney Pills have done me more good
than any medicine I have ever taken.
I was also bothered with Lame Back
and I can only say that my back hasn’t
bothered me since I took Dodd's Kid­
ney Pills.”
Considering that Mrs. Davison only
took two boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills,
the result would be considered wonder­
ful were it not that others are reporting
similar results daily. Kushequa is fast
arriving at a verdict that “Dodd’s Kid­
ney Pills are the one sure cure for
Rheumatism.”
Direct Evldenoe.
One Hundred Years Ago.
Aaron Burr challenged Alexander
Hamilton to tight a duel.
Alexander Hamilton died as a result
of Injuries received in the duel with
Aaron Burr.
The Protestant Episcopal diocese of
Kentucky was organized.
Seventy gunboats which bad been
built on the Seine formed the French
fleet at Havre.
'll -Jjj _
Seventy-five Years Ago.
The value of paper currency was
much diminished by the extensive cop­
per coinage In Brazil.
The British and French ambassadors
were received with great distinction
by the Sultan at Constantinople.
Don Manuel’s squadron nailed for
Lisbon from Tercelra.
An epidemic of smallpox was preva­
lent In Edinburg.
President Jackson and party arrived
at Fortress Monroe on an Inspection
tour.
England prepared a large naval force
In the Mediterranean, as there seemed
no hope of peace with Turkey.
There were in Ireland 153,000 troops
on the verge of rebellion, owing to ti e
rigid restrictions, scarcity of provisions
and their general desperate condition.
fifty Years Ago.
The Turks defeated the Russians at
Giurgevo.
Napoleon III. reviewed tbs French
Baltic army at Bologne.
The London Missionary Society
opened its tlrst mission at Vezaga
pa tarn.
The Piedmontese railroad from Al-
exandria to Novara was opened.
The British troops In Russia were
reinforced by 10,000 French troops.
A new planet was discovered by ths
astronomer Hind from the observatory
at Regent's Park,' London.
The lawyer shook bls finger warn-
lngly at the witness and said, “Now
we want to bear just wbat you know,
not wbat some one else knows, or
wbat you think, or anything of that
kind, but what you kuow. Do you
understand?”
“Wai, I know,” said the witness, forty Years Ago.
with emphasis, as be lifted one Umber
Gov. A. W. Bradford, of Maryland,
leg and laid it across the other, “I
know that Clay Grubb said that Bill Issued an appeal to citizens to rise and
Thomson told him that he heard John resist the Confederate Invaders then
Thomas’ wife tell Sid Shuford’s gal bejleved to be menacing Baltimore.
The Confederates evacuated Har­
that her husband was there when the
fight tuk place, and that he suld that per’s Ferry and the retreat of the fores
they slung each other around In the that had gone north along the Potomao
was on.
bushes right consld'able.”
Telegraphic communication with
The Hon. Andrew D. White’e enter­ Washington, D. C., having l>een cut
taining recollections of his life as a off, rumors of ‘ts capture by the Con­
member of the American legation at federates, and denials followed each
St. Petersburg during the Crimean war other over the country all day.
will be continued in the August Cen­
The constitutional convention of Ne­
tury, the Midsummer Holiday Number. vada selected Nevada as the name of
These chapters will include, besides the State and adopted a constitution.
much other matter, of timely interest,
Confederate forces took possession
peisonal memoir's of Nicholas I and of telegraph lines at Magnolia, Md.,
Alexander II of Russia. Ijiter foreign intercepted dispatches from Secretary
services of Mr. White include hie work Stanton to Gen. Cadwallader, and tem­
as a United States commissioner to porarily shut off communication with
Santo Domingo and to the Paris expo­ Washington, D. C.
sition; as United States minister to
President Lincoln Issued a proclama
Germany, 1879-81, and to Busies again tlon setting aside the first Thursday
in 1892 94; as a member of the Vene- tn August as a day of prayer for the
suelan commission and of the Hague preservation of the Union.
peace commission, and as abmaBsador
to Germany, in 1897.
thirty Years Ago.
Not Her Affair.
Ex-Gov. Alexander Shepherd, of the
District of Columbia, acting under the
‘‘press gag” law, demanded the Indict­
ment of Charles A. Dana for libel be­
cause of editorials In the New York
Sun.
Cheyenne. Arapahoe and Comnncbs
Indians commenced hostilities In In­
dian Territory.
Henry Ward Beecher made publie
today?”
correspondence which had passed be­
“Yes, suh."
tween h!m, Mr. Tilton and Plymouth
"Well, why Isn’t your wife helping Church In Brooklyn, In which the Rev.
you to celebrate?"
Mr. Beecher demanded an Investiga­
"My present wife, suh,” replied
tion of the chargee made agnlnst him.
Uncle Ephraim, with dlgulty, "ain't
Prince Bismarck was shot by a
got nothin'- to do with it. Bhe's de
would be assassin at Bissingen, Ger­
fourth, suh.”
many.
The ball struck Bismarck’s
wrist, the wound being slight
-Keeley liouor - morphine - tobacco
Over 700 Mormon converts arrived tn
ÍJíure MARTS FERMANENTLY CURED
New York from Europe, most of them
w— fOS FULL »AATKULAS3 -w
from the Scandinavian peninsula.
Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean
collar and his best coat, says the Chi­
cago Tribune, and was walking ma­
jestically up and down the street.
"Aren’t you working to-day, uncle?”
asked one of his acquaintances.
“No, sub. I's celebratin' my golden
weddln', suh.”
"You were married fifty years ago
Future Great Men.
The replies of Mr. Root to the news
paper men who Interviewed him while
be was Secretary of War were often
sharp and witty. One day, aaya the
New York Times, a number of them,
entering bla office, found him signing
documents.
’’What are you doing, Mr. Secre­
tary?” they asked.
“Appointing lieutenant generals,”
waa the Instant reply. As be was sign­
ing the commlsslous of West Point
graduates, It Is safe to say that none of
those commissioned would have doubt
ed that be spoke the truth.
Betwell Business College, Tacoma, Wash.
Ï0U CAN EARN
Doctor Holmes, being asked by a
«5.00 PER DAY
young physician wbat sign to put on
(letting Water,
Oil or Coal with
his door, replied: "The smallest fev­
AUSTIN WELL DRILLS
ers gratefully received.”
Made in all «izo* and
Mrs. Smith—My husband has been
Btyles. Write for Cata­
logues and list of users in
enjoying very poor health ot late.
Mrs. Brown—How fortunate that he
cures! Ask your doctor if
can enjoy ltl Very tew people do.
he doesn’t use it for coughs,
Beall S Co.
A juryman being asked by tho
colds, bronchitis, and all
313 Commer­
judge If be ever read the papers, re- \ throat and lung troubles.
cial Block.
piled: “Yes, your honor; but If you'll ■
“ I have found that Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
is the best medicine I can prescribe for bron­
PORTLAND.
let me go this time, I'll never do so
chitis, influenza, coughs. and hard colds.”
any more.”
M. L odmma . x , M.D., Ithaca. N. T.
J. O. ATM CO.,
Patience—See how yellow her hair 25c., Me.. ?! 00.
Lowell. Maaa.
for
Is; and It used to be brown. Patrice
—Yes; she’s been using one of those
yellow journals to make curl papers.
—Yonkers Statesman.
“He had a play produced by an Correct any tendency to constipa­
amateur company the other night, 1 tion with small doses of Ayer's Pill
believe. Who was the hero of It, do
you know?” "I was one. I sat! ' Does it pay to make the most of
the powers that God ha« given you
through It”—Philadelphia Ledger.
bringing superb health and vitality
A little Maine girl came to her your aid in developing them?
mother one morning and said: "Mam-
ma, I don't feel very well.” “Well,1 riTft Permanently cured, ivo fits or nervousness
I | lu after first day ’ bus « of Dr. KI ine’s Great Nsrve
that's too bad," said mamma; “where ! Restorer. Send for Free IB 2 trial bottle and treatise.
do you feel the worst?" "In school," ; Dr. K. H. Kline. Ltd-.tt.' Arcb St. Philadelphia,
was the prompt reply.
# Incontestable Proof.
"An elephant must be a pretty ex- . j Insurance Agent—What are the proofs
pensive animal." “Yes, * I wish
-----
I had of your husband’s death, madam?
FROM
DUALUR
enough money to buy one.” "What | The Widow—Well, he has been home
j
for
the
last
three
nights.
—
Smart
Set.
do you want with an elephant?” “1
don’t. I merely expressed a wish tor
Piso s Cure is a remedy for coughs, colds ECONOMICAL
the money.”—Philadelphia Press.
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
No Cost of Operation
She (angrily)—Sir, I understand you at druggists.
said I had a face that wouid stop a
What Man Wants.
clock. He (calmly)—So I did. Any
A club woman is all right In a club
well-regulated clock would, pause and
but wbat the ordinary mau wants is
hold up Its bands In admiration at
a housekeeper in a house
sight of your lovely face.—St. Louis
Star.
How’s This?
IIUBband (who had been out West I We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
case of Catarrh
on business, and left bls wife some any
“Ji?c.?lih
‘cure.' that cannot be cured by
j. CHENEY &
4 CO., Props.,
Props, Toledo, O.
blank checks)—Mary, I find you have **” * _ F. J.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
considerably overdrawn at . tue bailK. 1 Cheney
for the last 15 yeara, and believe him
Mary—Nonsense, John, how can that perfectly honorable In all business transao-
. , ,
. _ , ' tlons and financially able to carry out any ob-
be? I've two of those blank
checks ligations made by their firm.
W bst & T ruax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O.
left yet.
W aldinu , k innan 4 M akvin , W holesale Drug­
Mrs. Jenks—Are you perfectly sat-, gist». Toledo, O.
o.
Han’t Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act-
lsfled with your new dress? Mrs. I Ing
directly upon the blood and mucous sur-
Speitz—Yes, Indeed, The man I love faces
ia”es of
ot the system. Price 76c. per bottle.
by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
best thinks It's beautiful, and th® _ I , Sold
Hall's Family Pitls are the best.
I
woman I love least has pretended to'
Information Wanted.
turn up her nose at It.—Philadelphia
Bachelor Brother—Is that baby in the
Ledger.
or animal class?
A cowardly fellow, having kicked a | fowl
Young Mother—What do you mean?
newsboy for pestering him to buy an
Bachelor—Why, he crows one minute
evening newspaper, the lad waited till and bellows the next.—Chicago News.
another boy accosted the "gentleman,” |
Write today for free illustrated book.
__________________
o_ of ____
and then shouted
In the bearing
ths I Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows’s Soothing
no use
XruP th®
remedy
to use for their children
bystanders: "It's
’ its no
use to
to trv
try him*
him, 3 during
the >'est
teething
period..
Tenth and Johnson Streets
Jim, he can’t read.”
OREGON
“Sometimes,” said the poet, "I am
After repeated failures by the United PORTLAND
almost afraid that I take myself too States government to erect a lighthouse P. N. U.
No.
32-1904.
seriously,” “Oh, well, never mind,” and fog signal on Outer Diamond shoals,
off Cape Hatterps, Capt. A. F. Eelis of
replied
his
kind-hearted
friend, Boston will make the attempt, assuming
HEN writing to advertisers please
mention this paper.
“there's no harm done If you do. all expense«.
Everybody else regards you as
joke.”—Chicago Record Herald.
Here Is a peculiar advertisement!
which recently appeared In a Brisbane
paper: "Permanent.—Wanted, a man
to look after one horse apd a few
cows and pigs. Qne who can Impart |
the rudiments of French, singing and
the piano to children preferred.”
“I’d like to have your check for that
little midulgbt supper I served at
your house last month.” said the
caterer. “You’ll have to wait until I
Hie Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa­
get the doctor's bill for curing me of
ture ot Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
Indigestion,” replied the victim. “That
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
comes off your bill.”—Philadelphia
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Press.
“ Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, anil endanger the
“I know what you’ve come here
health of Children—Experience against Experiment. »
for,” said little Willie; “you're going
to ask my sister to be your wife.”
“Oh! Why do you think so?” “’Cause
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
I heard her tellln' ma she was goln’
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
to git you In a corner to night and
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
make you say It”—Chicago Record-
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Herald.
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
Moose Meadow Sheriff—Yes, that’s
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Spike Moran, alias Big Eddy, alias
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Jim Thornton, alias Kid McDuff. He's
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
a burglar. Stranger—But why do you
let him live here? Sheriff—Jest to fat
up the census. We put him In
directory under each name, you
—Judge.
“Don't be too quick to strike
other, my boy»'* said the kindly
man, who had interrupted the fight;
“always count ten before you do It,
and then----- ” “Yeh,” replied the
boy, contemptuously, "an’ den it'll be
de referee dat’ll be countin' ten on
THS CCNTAUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY RTRKCT, NSW YORK CITY.
you.”—Philadelphia Press.
Jennie's mother was expecting com­
pany, but just before train time a
telegram arrived which read: “Missed
train. Will start at same time to- J
morrow.” Jenule rushed home from
school expecting to see the guest, but
Instead was shown the message. Aft­
er reading It laboriously and careful­
ly through, she exclaimed: “Why,1
mamma. It she starts at the same tlmo
to-morrow, she will miss the train
again.”
PORTLAND SEED CO.. Portland. Or., Coast Agents
Pectoral
Teaching Parrots Hon to Talk.
term.
Send us ten or more names of youtg people
with means to secure a Business Education
and for the first one that enrolls purchasing
from us a scholarship, we will remit you |5 in
cash. Address,
Don’t try cheap cough medi­
cines. Get the best, Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral. What a
record it has, sixty years of
Hood’sSarsaparilla
One of the "peculiar institutions" of
the Quaker City and of the world Is
the school for parrots, recently estab­
lished by a woman. These Imitative
birds are here taught to speak by
means of a phonograph. The custom
In teaching parrots the lingo which
they prattle so amusingly has been for
the teacher to crouch In a corner out
of sight of the bird and repeat thou­
sands of times the same word, the
same phrase, till his back ached and
his voice refused to emit more than
a whisper. The way devised by this
woman requires no exertion and Is
much more successful. She sets a
phonograph going at the parrot’s ear
and then attends to other affairs. The
phonograph, with a precision and a
perseverance man could never equal,
drums Into the ears of "Polly" the
sentence that Is to be learned. The
term at the Philadelphia phonograph
school of languages for parrots lasts
six months. The tuition fee is $40 a
$5 For a Name $5
twenty Years Ago.
James G. Blaine, then Republican
candidate for the Presidency. delivered
an address at Bowdoln College com­
mencement exercises and received the
degree of LL. D.
Erroneous reports were sent out
from Paris that Gen. Gordon had been
murdered by his soldiers In Khartum.
The Democratic national convention
which nominated Grover Cleveland
and Thomae A. Hendricks met In CbL
cagn. ,
Grover Cleveland and Thomas A.
Hendricks were nominated for Presi­
dency and Vice Presidency at the Dem­
ocratic national contention held in Chi
cage.
The Canadian government refused
the application from the Unite,! Sta'es
for the extradition of John C. Eno,
fugitive president of the defunct See­
ond National Bank of New York.
fen Years Ago.
President Cleveland Issued to Gen.
Mlles, tn command of the government
troops In Chicago, an order whf b
practically placed the city under mar-
tlal law.
The Panhandle rallwry yards from
Sixty-first street to Brighton Park
were swept by fire alleged to naxe
ticen set by strikers; loss, $1,000,000.
England offered its »errl. es to Japau
and China to settle the Corean d.s-
puts.
Bronchitis
Hughson, of Chicago, whose
letter follows, is another woman in high
position who owes her health to the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
“D ear M rs . P inkham :—I suffered for several years with general
weakness and bearing-down pains, caused by womb trouble. My appe­
tite was fitful, and I would lie awake for hours, and could not 61eep,
until I seemed more weary in the morning than when I retired. After
reading one of your advertisements I decided to try the merits of Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and I am so glad I did. Noone
can describe the good it did me. I took three bottles faithfully, and
besides building up my general health, it drove all disease and poison
out of my body, and made me feel as spry and active as a young girl.
Airs. Pinkham’s medicines are certainly all they are claimed to be.” —
M rs . M. E. H ughson , 347 East Ohio St., Chicago, Ill.
Mrs. Pinkham Tells How Ordinary Tasks Produce Displacements.
Apparently trifling incidents in woman’s daily life frequently produce
displacements of the womb. A slip on the stairs, lifting during menstruation,
standing at a counter, running a sewing machine, or attending to the most
ordinary tasks may result in displacement, and a train of serious evils is started.
The first indication of ouch trouble should be the signal for quick action.
Don't let the condition become chronic through neglect or a mistaken idea
that you can overcome it by exercise or leaving it alone.
More than a million women have regained health by the use of Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. •
"■
If the slightest trouble appears which you do not understand
write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass., for her advice, and a few
timely words from her will show you the right tiling to do. This
advice costs you nothing, but it may mean life or happiness or both.
Mrs. Lelah Stowell,-177 Wellington
St., Kingston, Ont., writes:
“D ear M rs . P inkham : — You are indeed ft
godsend to women, and if they all knew what
you could do for them, there would be no need
of their dragging out miserable lives in agony. _
“I suffered for years with bearing-down pains,
womb trouble, nervousness, and excruciating head­
ache, but a few bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham’s
. Vegetable Compound made life look
new and promising to me. I am light and
happy, and I do not know what sickness
is, ana I now enjov the best of health.”
LJdia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound can always be relied upon to restore
health to women who thus suffer. It is a sovereign cure for
the worst forms of female complaints, — that bearing-dewn feeling, weak
back, falling and displacement of the womb, inflammation of the ovaries, and
all troubles of the uterus or womb. It dissolves and expels tumors from the
uterus in the early stage of development, and checks any tendency to cancer­
It subdues excitability, nervous prostration, and tones lip the
entire female system. Its record of cures is the greatest In the world, and
should be relied upon with confidence.
ous humors.
0£finn FORFEIT If we cannot forthwith produce the original letter« and signature« at
Jmnllllll above testimonials, whioh will prove their absolute genuineness.
Vw V V V
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co,, Lynn, Maae*
Wanted to be In Time.
The Hero’s Plea.
"Brave youth!" exclaimed the father
of the girl who had been rescued from
a watery grave, “how can I repay
you? How can I show my gratitude?”
"Oh, If you only will please let me
off." replied the young man.
"Let you off? How do you mean?”
“Don’t Insist upon the usual conse­
quences; I'm engaged to another girl.”
Friend—There is a new cure for your
disease—discovered by a uoted European
scientist-. All the papers are talking
about it.
Patient—My gracious! Get me some
at once. Don't lose a day; don’t lose an
hour; don’t lose a moment!
"Certainly. But, my dear friend, your
disease is toot dangerous. Why so much
hurry?”
“There Is not an instant to waste.
Thoughtful Hueband.
These new cures always stop curing after
"You asked me to bring you some pin they have been tried a few weeks.”
money this morning, my dear,” said the
young husband.
They Don’t Read the Pap re.
“Yes," she replied, with an air of ex­
pectancy.
St. Peter—You can’t come in.
"Well,” he continued, "I thought I
Millionaire—Wha’at? You just send
might as well save you a trip down town, for the daily papers, and read the reports
so I brought you a paper of pins in­ of tho funeral sermon that Rev. Softlio
stead.”
preached over me.
I
S)
sss BEST TONIC
MUMP“
It increases the appetite, tones up the
atomawh, invigorates and strengthens the
system, and furnishes purer and better blood for the up­
building of the run-down constitution. You will find no tonic
to act so promptly and beneficially where the health has given
way, the strength over-taxed by hard work and close confinement.
Those living in the low, marshy sections of the country, exposed to
miasmatic poisons and breathing the impure air arising from stagnant
pools and swamps, till their
Canton, Ohio, Aug. 6,1903.
systems are filled with ma­
Gentlemen: B. B. 8. is a good medioine. I keep
it
in
the
house
all
the
while. It is an excellent
laria and their health under­ tonic to give strength to
the system and tone to
mined, will find S. S. S. a all the organs. It gives appetite and energy and
makes one feel better in every way. I have fonnd
most excellent tonic, and its it
also an excellent blood purifier. For months I
timely use has many times was troubled with an ltohlng skin eruption on
the
faco, and I tried specialists end many reme­
prevented the serious com­
dies to get a cure, but S. S. 8. is tho only medicine
plications that so often that seemed to relievo. I am now comparatively
freo of thia eruption. I think a great deal of vour
result from malaria.
medioine, believing it to be t he beet blood purifier
Good blood, good appe­ and tonio known to the world to-dav.
MRS. FRANK HORNER.
tite and good digestion are
1380 E. Seventh st.
the foundation stones of
good health. S. S. S. sup­
Altoona, Pa., June 20,1003.
plies all these, containing
I have always been averse to giving a testimo­
as it docs ingredients for nial, and only do so now because of a desire to
have others benefited by the use of your most
the purification of the blood excellent medicine. Before using S. 8. S. this
and also well-known tonic spring I very much felt the need of a tonic ; was
with Dyspepsia and Constipation, and
properties, making it the troubled
my blood was in bad condition. The use of your
ideal remedy in cases where specific has driven away all indications of Dys­
regulated my bowels, enriched my blood,
the blood has deteriorated, pepsia
and Ok,used me to gain 20 pounds in weight, so
the stomach disordered and that 1 feel in better physical condition than I
have in years. In xny judgment there is no better
appetite has failed.
tonio and blood purifier on the market than your
S. S. S. being a purely preparation, and I unhesitatingly reoommend it
A. L. FISHER.
vegetable compound, leaves as suoh.
no bad after-effects, like the strong potash and mineral remedies, which
are bad on the stomach and nerves. A course of S. S. S. now will
fortify the system, and the impurities that have accumulated through
the long winter months are more readily and promptly thrown off.and
the warm weather finds you in good physical condition, instead of
weak, run-down, tired and debilitated, with no appetite or energy, as
is apt to be the case where the system is neglected and nature ieft to
take care of herself.
If you need a tonic and appetizer, you will
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Lincoln’s Way of Tensing,
In his home city, Springfield, Ill., a
story Is told of Lincoln which has
never appeared In print His house
had long needed a fresh coat of paint,
but a political campaign was In prog­
ress and "Abe” bad no time to look up
painters.
During his absence for six weeks of
clrcult-rldlng In his one-horse shay.
Mrs. Lincoln had the matter attended
to, and on his return when he drove
up to the little cottage on 8th street
she came out on the steps to welcome
him. Paying not the slightest atten­
tion to her. Lincoln surveyed the
house from foundation to eaves in a
dazed manner and then drove to the
next door, and called to his neighbor:
“Say! Can you tell me where Abe
Lincoln lives T'
"You old goose! come borne and be­
have yourself," laughed Mrs. Lincoln.
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The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. ™D
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Southwick
Hay Press,
Actual capacity,
n’ity, not claimed, 12 to 18 tons per day. Positive, automatic plunger draw.
No spring used. Gong
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indicator, steel linings, . chaff giate, and a safe, roomy feed table. Low
bridge, hour*foot stroke.
In the Good Old Summer Time.
Mrs. Rurale—You don't mean to say
you pay that woman ten dollars a
week for cooking?
Mrs. Harlem (a city sister)—Ob. dear
no. We pay her only two dollars for
cooking; the rest Is for staying.—Wom­
an's Home Companion.
Adapted for work at barn banka 9tan<1s up to its work, hence no digglnr holes <»r t •
wh»»e x N< t necessary for the tier to get down on his knees in du«:. mu<i or snow, far e«t
We all spend too much time in com­ •rd Opening ot any Double Stroke Pre«« made. Light of Draft. It is safe for bnth men and
r*ee. Put» full weight into ordinary box cars. Hundreds of these presses in use in Oregon
plaining that ire lack time to de Jv
W a®hington and Idaho. Wg guarantee it the best on the market.
AnAMTA, GA. thlnga.
Mltchill, Lew/« A •Twver
Seattle and Spokane. Weah , Portland, Ore , Boise, Idaho