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Preclone Stone* tn America. Distress After Eating "It Is a little etrange.” aald Irving L. Russell, “that the United States, so far ahead In national resource* of every other part of the globe lu all essential things, should be so dellclent a* a producer of precious stone*. I am of the opinion that there will be a big discovery some day of the most valued gems, probably lu some out of the way corner of the land. "I do not mean to Intimate that we are exactly destitute of fine stones, but that those found ar* mostly of Inferior quality a* compared with the output of th* old mine*. In North Carolina a good many emerald* and rubles and sapphires ar* to be had, but they are not of sufficient value to warrant cut ting. Some very fine pearls have been taken out of the shell* picked up In the streams of Arkansas, and at one time the search for them down there amounted to a craze. Pearls, by the way, have gone up In price from 200 to 800 per cent In recent years. “A great many seml-preclous stones are mined in California, the turquoise found out there being especially beau tiful, but lacking In hardness. Tour maline* also come from California In abundance.—Washington Post Nausea between meals, belching, vom iting, flatulence, fits of nervous head ache, pain in the stomach, are all symptom* of dyspepsia, and the longer it is neglected the harder it is to cure it. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Radically and permanently cure It— strengthen and tone the stomach and other digestive organs for the natural performance of their functions. Accept no substitute for Hood’s. I "I had dyspepsia twenty-flv* yesr* and took different medicine* but got no help until I began taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Have taken four bottle* of this medicine and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, have no cramps In my stomach, no burning and no distress. V Mas. W illiam Q. B assett , 14 Olney St., Providence, R. L Hood'* Sarsaparilla promlaaa to •uro and keeps th* promlae. His Yearn. Poor Feeble (about to be operated on for appendicitis)—Doctor, before you begin, I wish you would send and hare our pastor, the Rev. Mr. Harps, come over. Dr. Cutter—Certainly, if you wish it, but—ah----- “Pd like to be opened with prayer.”— Life. How to Keep House. Can You Conjugate the Word Klee. i Richard Grant White, the eminent philologist, was asked once upon a time to conjugate the verb "klBs.” He believed and maintained that English Is a grammarless tongue, hence he felt no compunction when be gave this: “Buss, to kiss; re-bus, to kiss again; pluribus, to kiss without regard to number; syllybus, to kiss the hand In stead of the lips; blunderbuss, to kiss the wrong person; omnibus, to kiss every one In the room; erebus, to kiss In the dark." HELPING CLARA. 1 Arithmetic la not Clara's forte. But this doe* not trouble her greatly. If she cannot solve the problem* In her dally lesson her mother can, and Clara bellevee that parent* who make chil dren study arithmetic against their will should be responsible for their example*. Mr*. Hamilton usually give* up her evening* to Clara’s arith metic; but not long ago, the Chicago New* says, abe came short one prob lem because Sir. Bond, the president of the baking-powder company with whlcu Mr. Hamilton was connected, was visiting them and bad to be enter tained. After dinner that evening Clara's eyes were so red that her father asked her If she had got something In them. “No,” said Clara, beginning to cry again. “Mama couldn’t get one of those old examples, and now I'll have to stay in at recess tomorrow!” "Don't cry!” exclaimed her father. “I’ll get it for you. Excuse me a min ute, Bond.” Then be followed Clara from the room, and went Into a close session with the problem. Mr*. Hamilton and Mr. Bond dls- cussed every subject under the sun while they waited for Mr. Hamilton to return. At last they beard him In the adjoining room throw down the book and declare that the answer in the back was wrong. The man who wrote the book did not know what he was about—that waa all. "No, papa,” piped Clara. “Teacher aald the answer was right” Now Mr. Bond had more than once In his district school-days been pro nounced a “born mathematician, ne promptly offered to work the problem for Clara, and the dog-eared arithme tic was turned over to him. After a quarter of an hour, during which only his hard breathing disturbed the quiet of the room, he announced that the problem waa solved. So Clara went to bed happy. The next evening, as soon a* dinner was over, Mr. Bond complacently of fered to help Clara with her arithme tic, giving Mr. Hamilton at the aame time a aly dig about his Inefficiency. But Clara hung back, and said abe wanted her mamma to help her. "Oh, do let Mr. Bond help you! He can do them so quickly!” exclaimed Clara's mother. Still Clara shook her head, and when they continued to urge her, she blurted out that Mr. Bond had not worked the problem right the night before. "Why, he had the right answer,” said Clara's mother, In confusion. “Yes, but he didn’t do It right,' ex- plained Clara. “Teacher say* we shouldn't just work for the answer, but should know the logical steps by which It 1* worked, He worked It backward.” All eyes sought Mr. Bond, who meekly confessed the Justice of the blunt accusation. in his careful paper. A respectable old gentleman, some The fundamental Idea on which this what tight, on entering an omnibus, theory of the origin of life 1* based got bis feet entangled In a lady’s dress is not difficult to understand. Some and fell headlong. He staggered to conditions of stability must have been his feet, and looking round, indignant necessary to the beginnings and per ly demanded who struck him. A petuation of plant and animal life. If gentleman present remarked sotto voce: the globe was once molten, as phys “You fell over that lady’s feet; nobody icists from Kant and La Place to Kel vin have declared, lunar tides of tre struck you.” The Indignant citizen turned round mendous power must have been pro and surveyed the cause of the accident duced at the equator, though they were a moment, and then, as If by no means weak at the poles. Sufficient crustal satisfied with the cause of his mishap, stability to make hot water life pos sible must have first appeared at the said: "Madame, you have got th* biggest poles. A great Interval of time must have elapsed between the first appear feet 1 ever saw!” "Sir!" responded the lady, flushing ance of crustal stability at the poles and similar conditions at the equator, with anger. “Pray, don’t apologize; it ain’t your able to resist the enormous attractive fault, but take my advice, sit sideways power of the moon and sun. It may In the future, and give them the full have taken 1,000.000 year* for the range of the bus.” temperature and stability necessary even to hot water life to move slowly Rheumatism in Utah. from the poles to the equator. Thus Frisco, Utah, May 2nd.—There is a the conditions favorable to life must great deal of rheumatism in this and tirst have appeared lu the polar re neighboring states and this painful dis gions. ease has crippled many a strong man It is well known that the deep oceans and woman among an otherwise healthy and the continents have occupied rela people. tively their present position far back Recently, however, there has been in in geological times, and the great an troduced into Utah a remedy for Rheu tiquity of the principal elements of life matism which bids fair to stamp out In the oceanic Islands testifies to the this awfully painful complaint. The difficulty of dispersing the higher types name of this new remedy is Dodd’s of life across ocean barriers and the Kidney Pills, and it has already wrought some wonderful cures. Right almost Impossibility of such dispersion here in Frisco there is a case of a Mr. of the vertebrates. But all evidence points to the for Grace who iiad Rheumatism so bad in his feet that he could hardly walk. mer existence of wide land routes be He tried many remedies in vain but tween the northern polar areas and the great land masses to the south, and Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured him. His wife says:—“We both had Kid the facts of vertebrate distribution In ney Trouble and my husband had the the northern hemisphere In mesozolc Rheumatism so bad that he could hard and tertiary times can be satisfactorily ly walk. We used Dodd’s Kidney Pills explained only on the hypothesis of with much benefit. We have tried a common polar origin of the principal many remedies, but none have done us ancestral stocks, which then dispersed so much good as Dodd’s Kidney Pills.’’ outward from the polar area and Similar reports come from all over spread over America and Eurasia. the state and it would seem as if Rheu This Is a very brief statement of matism had at last been conquered. tlie hypothesis which the writer forti fies by voluminous quotations from the A Chance to Display Them. Tess—Miss Scbaip tells me she la record the rocks have preserved. The reader Is referred to Mr. Wieland’s pa going to learn to play the harp. Jess—What nonsensei She hasn't per for the evidence that the rich veg etation of the various horizons repre any talent for music. Jess—Oh, she know« that, but she sented within the arctic area forms the has lovely arms.—Philadelphia Press. original source of most of the plant families that we know, and that as we riTft Permanently cured. no fitsor nervousneaa proceed farther south we find in the II I U after first day's useofDr.Kllne’sUreat Nerva Restorer. Send for Free S3 trial bottle and treatise^ rocks forms of life that are now preva Dr. B. H. Kline. Ltd-M? Arch 8t. Philadelphia, P» lent on the surface nearer the equator. The climate and the consequent life Rip Van Winkle L beled. Kip Van Winkle had Just been tak which existed In the Dakotas and Wy ing a nap. Placing a hand upon hit oming In the eocene period were those beard, he murmured drowsily, “How that are now found In Florida.—New this grows on me!" After which he York Sun. fell Into a second doze, that he might HAVE TRAITS OF YANKEES. sleep out the remaining ten years.— Ya lo Record. Residents of Argentina Have Qualiti Her Big Feet. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Little Liver Pills. CARJEFfSlr!!!' Workers In lead, brass getting relief. Bore* broke out over my body and Not Wasteful. "I suppose,” said the physician, after he had sounded the new patient, “that you exercise Judgment In the matter of smoking? You do not Indulge to fool ish excess In it?" "No, Indeed,” replied the Inveterate individual, “I never smoke more than one cigar at a time.”—Cincinnati Times Star. my tongne, aSeotlng th* lining of my mouth. and other metal* ar* often on Finally, about a year ago my dootor told me to poisoned by u.e chemical* try B. S. B., which X did. After taking three the eoree dieappeared, and I have no* and acid* used in polish- “ bottle« ■ * all ” **■ been bothered einoe, and I feel much Indebted to ing, and the dust and fil your valuable mediolne for eo prompt end oom- ilete * cure. I em certain that B. S. 8. will do all ings settling upon the skin, __i»t ie olalmed for It la blood dieeaeee. and which find their way Danville, Ky. CON. O'BRTAlf. through the pores into the The Latest Wrinlal*. blood, followed by inflammation, swelling and the most obstinate sores. "My son celebrates tonight; bls Blood Poison, the vilest of all human diseases, is often con freedom party.' you know.” tracted through shaking the hand or handling the clothing or other arti “Why. 1 thought be was 21 some cles used by one infected with this dangerous poison, lhe deadly virus time ago.” finding its way through the pores of the "Ob. so be was long ago. I mean skin,contaminates the blood and produce* he celebrates his divorce to night.”— fearful ulcers, eruption* and blotches. Philadelphia Ledger. The diseases that enter the system by No* in Evidence. absorption or through the pore* are •• Belle—Mie* 1’aeeay ba* been quit* deep-seated and dangerous a* any brought 111. Is she likely to recover? on by internal causes, and cannot be Gladys—She think* so. She say* reached by washes, salves, soap* or other external remedies. The blood she has youth on ber side, must b* purified and a healthy circulation established before getting Bell' lluht If she ha* It muet be permanently rid of the disease. S. S. S. acts upon the blood, ridding it on the Inside.—Philadelphia I’reee. of the original poison and restoring it to a healthy, normal condition." His Favorite Brand, 8. S- §• is guaranteed entirely vegetable, an unrivaled blood puri Hobo Charlee— Bay, While, wot** yer fier and th* best of all tonics. With all impurities removed from th* fav'rtte bre’kfust food? blood, th* sore* and eruptions disappear from the skin. Writ* us should Winded Willie—I prefer de kin’ you desire medical advice or any information about your case; this will you** kin git without wurkln' ter It— Cort you nothing^ IMT PWSFT «PCCIF7O COw 41X4*74, C4* Rsltlmore American. BUY The Children Carter’s >41« AOBNTS WANTED For our Naw Oseolene Drag Saw. Wa Ml an gina only onoa for each log. Ona man can move saw. Wa handle the only Malleable □ rubbing Machine. Write us your wauu in the machinery line. KElEKSON MACHINERY CO.. Foot Morri,on St. Portland, Oregon Sarsaparilla Genuine and dangerous to health, rOISON OAK AND ITS BTFUCTS. causing boils and sores and Over Qtteen years ago I was poisoned with Pot- other eruptions. . . son Oak. I tried remedy after remedy without HOWARD E. BURTON. Asszvrr and Chemist •peelm.e pliOM, Uold. Silver, Lead, |1 ; Uold, SU. ver, Tje; ueld. Me ¡Zinc or Copper, *1. Cyanide leale. Manine envelopes ard full price list union applies lion. Conlroland Umpire work solicited. Lead ville. Colo. BeTereuce Carbonate Nal'l Bank. G. R. Wieland, of the Peabody Mu seum, Yale University, ba* a paper in the American Journal of Science that 1* attracting much attention among scientific worker*. He ba* collected Your doctor will tell you that many facts, moat of them revealed by thin, pale, weak, nervous chil geological science, to show the prob dren become strong and well ability that the origin of lite occurred by taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. in the polar regions, and also that Small doses, for a few days. the climate changes which affect life Increase toward the poles, and there fore that polar Influences have bad much more to do with differentiating life Into mady forms than equatorial The change is very prompt Influences. and very marked. Ask your A* the continents are grouped doctor why it is. He has our around the north pole. It Is reasonable formula and will explain. to suppose that the northern clrcum- I Mi» Nettie Blackmore, Min “ When 13 years old, for many month* no polar area has been, ever since the nespohs, tells now any young one thought I could live because of thin blood. But, In a few weeks, Ryer’a Sarsaparilla com time of the older form* of life found woman may be permanently pletely restored me to health.” in the paleozoic rocks, the main center I — .... M rs . K. B uokm i xer bk , Vlnelant, M. J. cured - of - monthly pains by tak fl.SO a bottle. j. c. arsa co.. from which animal and plant life have I,nwell. Mass. All druggists. ing Lydia E. Pinkham ’ s Vege radiated, and Mr. Wieland adduce* for much evidence to show that th!* the table Compound. ory Is correct These deductions are “Y oung W omen : — I had frequent by no means news, but they have never headaches of a severe nature, dark Biliousness,constipation prevent re before been fortified in one composition spots before my eyes, and at my men covery. Cure these with Ayer's Pills. by so large an array of testimony as strual periods I suffered untold agony. that which Mr. Wieland has collected A member of the lodge advised me to With all the luxuries and pleasures of this life, its big enjoyments and its smaller comforts, theie is an offset or I antithesis which we have to contend { with in the form of aches and pains, i Mother, will And Mr,. Wlmlows’s Boothlng In some way and by some means every -------------------------- one ha. a touch of them in some form . 101 durlag the teething period.. at some time. Trifling as some of them may be, the risk is that they will grow Undo Barn's Coffee Bill. to something greater and rack the sys It is estimated that the people of the tem with constant torture. There is United States drink 1,500,(XX),000 gal nothing, therefore, of thiB kind that we lons of coffee In the course of a year, have a right to trifle with. Taken in at a cost of about 10 ceuts per gallon. time, the worst forms of aches and pains are easily sul dued and cured by The importing cost of the requisite quantity of coffee berries for this sup the free use of St. Jacobs Oil. No well regulated household ought to be ply at 7 cents a pound, is about *75,- without a bottle of this great remedy 000,000. From this It appears that for pain. It is the specific virtue of preparation, package, distribution and penetration in St. Jacobs Oil that car dealers' profits make the prices to the ries it right to the pain spot and effects consumer about double the Importing • prompt cure even in the most painful cost cases of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat No More Orphan*. ica, Lumbago. You want it also in Bishop Potter admitted at a dinner the house at all times for hurts, cuts and wounds, and the house that always the other night Chat he bad fallen Into has it keeps up a sort of insurance the habit of asking his wife what he should speak about If called upon at against pain. any public function. Their Very Beat. “My wife told me this evening,” ho Real Estate Agent—You really said, “that she would like to have me ought to buy the house. Now, If you correct a rumor that has been going and your wife will only discuss the around to the effect that she Intended matter thoroughly----- to give up her house to an orphan Peckham—Oh, that’s out of the asylum. question. We never discuss things. " ‘Tell the guests at dinner, If you The most we can ever do Is dispute say anything,’ she bade me, 'that it is •bout them.—Philadelphia Press. not eo. I have already taken In one orphan, and I do not propose to admit *25.00 Reward. E. 8. Jackson, alias G. E. Morgan, any more Into my house, if I can help GLUT OF ENGLISH QHO8T& •to., taking subscriptions for Munsey’s It’ ” Many Spooks Are Appearing in Eng and Seattle Star is a faker. Subscribe land Just Now. For bronchial trouniea try PIso’s Cure through authorized Star agent. Above for Consumption. It Is a good cough A strange epidemic of ghosts Is reward for causing his arrest. medicine. At druggiata, pries 25 cents. creeping over the country, says the A Russian lieutenant gets about *200 London Express. The Wrong Girl. a year, a captain about *300 and a During the last day or two reputed Indig- Miss Passay (with affected major *450. nation)—Mr. Huggurd caught me In spooks have been discerned at Tweed Deafness Cannot Be Cured the dark ball last evening and kissed mouth and Coed-Kernew, near New port, Wales, and are still unlaid. by local applications aa they cannot reach the me. diseased portion of the the ear. — 1 here ia only . one The Tweedmouth apparition takes Miss Pepprey—Oh, I wouldn't blame way to cure deameaa, and that ia by conatltu« | the shape of a woman In white, with tlonal remedies. Deafueaa ia caused by an in him. flamed condition of the mucous lining of the, Mis* Passay—Why shouldn’t I plquantly contrasting red hair. It fre Eustachian Tube. When thia tube ia inflamed I quents the churchyard and chase* wo Sou have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear- ' blame him? ig, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness la the reault, and unless the inflammation can be I Miss Pepprey—You say the hall was men and children. The "Coed-Kernew ghost turns pic taken out and this tube re toied to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; dark; it was undoubtedly an accident. tures face to the wall, Jama lumps of Din * cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, —Philadelphia Press. which is nothing but an inflamed condition of beef Into pint Jugs and causes beds to the*roucoua surfaces. walk downstairs. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any Brooming Constitutional. ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can The real explanation of th* present not be cured by 11 all’s Catarrh Cure, bend for "Is it true dat Uncle 'Itaatus has got glut of phantoms was given to an Ex Sirculara, free. de lung trouble, like I heard? ” asked F. J. CHENEY £ CO., Toledo, O. press representative yesterday by one Bold by Druggists, 75c. Mrs. Jackson, anxiously, for Uncl. who has made a long and patient study llall’a Family Pills are the beat. 'Rastus was a valued member of ths of the habits of spooks. If the wife Isn't boss during the neighborhood society. "The year Just over,” said he, "was "True! I reckon It’s true," said Aunt singularly jejune of properly authenti honeymoon she doesn't amount to 'Stasia, with a sort of sorrowful pride. cated ghosts. Hardly a single new much as a ruler. "De trouble's been chasing back and apparition of any importance mani fo’th among two or three ob his lungs fested Itself. for deee two las’ months, and dis mo'n- “Of course the old ghosts are just as Ing de doctor sold It 'peared like »noth good as ever, but they are destitute of er one was gwlne to be affected 'less he Th* INTERNAL REMEDY novelty. could find some more pow’ful remedy.” No C bm Exists It Will N*t Cur* “The Elizabethan phantom Is still to be seen at Greenwich and, generally speoklng. a good ghost may still be looked for wherever a Tudor palace baa been known to exist "Nowadays the House of Commons housemaids hare become so familiar with the House of Commons spook thnt they hardly trouble to speak to It when it passes them on the stair*. "The Brighton boarding-house ghost Must Bear Signature of Some of the most stubborn disease* enter too, still comes to sit upon the bed In into the system through the pore* of the Hein. tlie room where he was murdered, and Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various the unimpeachable ghost of Lincoln's kinds, which are taken up by the little blood, Inn opens, as of yore, closed doors and vessel* beneath the surface of the body, and marks of webbed feet upon powdered emptied into the great current of the blood. chalk strewn orer the floor. The juices of poison oak and other noxious “But all these are old and stale, and Very small aad as easy t$ tak$ a$ wild plants percolate through the skin like water through a sponge, sr* ti.e human mind demands fresh ghosts taken into tne circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger alwujs. Hence the present boom In ing on for years unless antidoted and driven out of the system. the ghost market. Dye Poisoning among the employe* of dye houses, and from wear “It Is Just a matter of supply and ing colored under-clothing ana hosiery, is of frequent occurrence dema nd.” Perrin's Pile Specific WHERE HUMAN LIFE ORIGINATED Contention thnt the Cradle of Mankind Waa in the Polar Reglone. ~ mill CURE SICK HEADACHE W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.00 Wk'S? SHOES th WUI o . W.L Douglas shoes are worn by more men than any other make. The reason is, they hold their shape,fltbetter,wear longer, and have greater intrinsic value than any other shoes. £ eery tetters* • for Hume <__ iXtuitln« uBra ComHa'Coltshin, which 1$ •ver? where estneedrd toheth« flnent Patent I a mt her yet pro« I tired. Fast Ca W f r*’s Siwes bT uia U, * .- mmb extra. Writ* for Catalog. W. L. 1HJVGLAS, BrocMton, M bm . mi CM 1T1Ì i ïîlï'i dfii try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound, but I only scorned good advice and felt that my case was hopeless, but she kept at me until I bought a bottle and started taking it. I soon had the best reason in the world to change my opinion of the medicine, as each day my health im proved, and finally I was entirely with out pain at my menstruation periods. I am most grateful." — N etti « B lack * more , 28 Central Ave., Minneapolis, Minn. —*5000 forfeit If original of atom letter groolng genulneneee cannot bof:duoe^. If there is anything about your case about which you would like special advice, write freely to Mrs. Pinkham. She will hold your letter In strict confidence. She can surely help you, for no person in America can speak from a wider experience in treat ing female ills. She has helped hundreds of thousands of women back to health. Her address is Lynn, Mass.; her advice is free. DEALER Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Thia wonderful Chi nes« doctor la called great because be cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. He cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence in this country. Through the use of those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the action of over WO different rem edies. which he successfully uses In different diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds or testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONSUL TATION FREK. ADDKKSS The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. Z53 Alder St.. Portland, Or.goa. J ECONOMICAL Natural. McJlgger—Well, what do you think of that fellow Giddep? Jokeley tells me he takes a cab whenever ha goes to look for work. Thingumbob—Yes, Giddep 18 em« ployed by a cab company to pick up fares.— Philadelphia Press. IRRIGATOR Phillips Hydraulic Ram To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder. 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