Preclone Stone* tn America.
Distress
After Eating
"It Is a little etrange.” aald Irving
L. Russell, “that the United States,
so far ahead In national resource* of
every other part of the globe lu all
essential things, should be so dellclent
a* a producer of precious stone*. I
am of the opinion that there will be
a big discovery some day of the most
valued gems, probably lu some out
of the way corner of the land.
"I do not mean to Intimate that we
are exactly destitute of fine stones, but
that those found ar* mostly of Inferior
quality a* compared with the output
of th* old mine*. In North Carolina
a good many emerald* and rubles and
sapphires ar* to be had, but they are
not of sufficient value to warrant cut
ting. Some very fine pearls have been
taken out of the shell* picked up In
the streams of Arkansas, and at one
time the search for them down there
amounted to a craze. Pearls, by the
way, have gone up In price from 200
to 800 per cent In recent years.
“A great many seml-preclous stones
are mined in California, the turquoise
found out there being especially beau
tiful, but lacking In hardness. Tour
maline* also come from California In
abundance.—Washington Post
Nausea between meals, belching, vom
iting, flatulence, fits of nervous head
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptom* of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is neglected the harder it is to cure it.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Radically and permanently cure It—
strengthen and tone the stomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood’s.
I "I had dyspepsia twenty-flv* yesr* and
took different medicine* but got no help
until I began taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
Have taken four bottle* of this medicine
and can now eat almost anything, sleep
well, have no cramps In my stomach, no
burning and no distress. V Mas. W illiam
Q. B assett , 14 Olney St., Providence, R. L
Hood'* Sarsaparilla promlaaa to
•uro and keeps th* promlae.
His Yearn.
Poor Feeble (about to be operated
on for appendicitis)—Doctor, before you
begin, I wish you would send and hare
our pastor, the Rev. Mr. Harps, come
over.
Dr. Cutter—Certainly, if you wish it,
but—ah-----
“Pd like to be opened with prayer.”—
Life.
How to Keep House.
Can You Conjugate the Word Klee.
i
Richard Grant White, the eminent
philologist, was asked once upon a
time to conjugate the verb "klBs.” He
believed and maintained that English
Is a grammarless tongue, hence he felt
no compunction when be gave this:
“Buss, to kiss; re-bus, to kiss again;
pluribus, to kiss without regard to
number; syllybus, to kiss the hand In
stead of the lips; blunderbuss, to kiss
the wrong person; omnibus, to kiss
every one In the room; erebus, to kiss
In the dark."
HELPING CLARA.
1
Arithmetic la not Clara's forte. But
this doe* not trouble her greatly. If
she cannot solve the problem* In her
dally lesson her mother can, and Clara
bellevee that parent* who make chil
dren study arithmetic against their
will should be responsible for their
example*.
Mr*. Hamilton usually
give* up her evening* to Clara’s arith
metic; but not long ago, the Chicago
New* says, abe came short one prob
lem because Sir. Bond, the president
of the baking-powder company with
whlcu Mr. Hamilton was connected,
was visiting them and bad to be enter
tained.
After dinner that evening Clara's
eyes were so red that her father asked
her If she had got something In them.
“No,” said Clara, beginning to cry
again. “Mama couldn’t get one of
those old examples, and now I'll have
to stay in at recess tomorrow!”
"Don't cry!” exclaimed her father.
“I’ll get it for you. Excuse me a min
ute, Bond.”
Then be followed Clara from the
room, and went Into a close session
with the problem.
Mr*. Hamilton and Mr. Bond dls-
cussed every subject under the sun
while they waited for Mr. Hamilton
to return. At last they beard him In
the adjoining room throw down the
book and declare that the answer in
the back was wrong. The man who
wrote the book did not know what he
was about—that waa all.
"No, papa,” piped Clara. “Teacher
aald the answer was right”
Now Mr. Bond had more than once
In his district school-days been pro
nounced a “born mathematician, ne
promptly offered to work the problem
for Clara, and the dog-eared arithme
tic was turned over to him. After a
quarter of an hour, during which only
his hard breathing disturbed the quiet
of the room, he announced that the
problem waa solved. So Clara went
to bed happy.
The next evening, as soon a* dinner
was over, Mr. Bond complacently of
fered to help Clara with her arithme
tic, giving Mr. Hamilton at the aame
time a aly dig about his Inefficiency.
But Clara hung back, and said abe
wanted her mamma to help her.
"Oh, do let Mr. Bond help you! He
can do them so quickly!” exclaimed
Clara's mother.
Still Clara shook her head, and when
they continued to urge her, she blurted
out that Mr. Bond had not worked the
problem right the night before.
"Why, he had the right answer,”
said Clara's mother, In confusion.
“Yes, but he didn’t do It right,' ex-
plained Clara. “Teacher say* we
shouldn't just work for the answer,
but should know the logical steps by
which It 1* worked, He worked It
backward.”
All eyes sought Mr. Bond, who
meekly confessed the Justice of the
blunt accusation.
in his careful paper.
A respectable old gentleman, some The fundamental Idea on which this
what tight, on entering an omnibus, theory of the origin of life 1* based
got bis feet entangled In a lady’s dress is not difficult to understand. Some
and fell headlong.
He staggered to conditions of stability must have been
his feet, and looking round, indignant necessary to the beginnings and per
ly demanded who struck him.
A petuation of plant and animal life. If
gentleman present remarked sotto voce: the globe was once molten, as phys
“You fell over that lady’s feet; nobody icists from Kant and La Place to Kel
vin have declared, lunar tides of tre
struck you.”
The Indignant citizen turned round mendous power must have been pro
and surveyed the cause of the accident duced at the equator, though they were
a moment, and then, as If by no means weak at the poles. Sufficient crustal
satisfied with the cause of his mishap, stability to make hot water life pos
sible must have first appeared at the
said:
"Madame, you have got th* biggest poles. A great Interval of time must
have elapsed between the first appear
feet 1 ever saw!”
"Sir!" responded the lady, flushing ance of crustal stability at the poles
and similar conditions at the equator,
with anger.
“Pray, don’t apologize; it ain’t your able to resist the enormous attractive
fault, but take my advice, sit sideways power of the moon and sun. It may
In the future, and give them the full have taken 1,000.000 year* for the
range of the bus.”
temperature and stability necessary
even to hot water life to move slowly
Rheumatism in Utah.
from the poles to the equator. Thus
Frisco, Utah, May 2nd.—There is a the conditions favorable to life must
great deal of rheumatism in this and tirst have appeared lu the polar re
neighboring states and this painful dis gions.
ease has crippled many a strong man
It is well known that the deep oceans
and woman among an otherwise healthy and the continents have occupied rela
people.
tively their present position far back
Recently, however, there has been in in geological times, and the great an
troduced into Utah a remedy for Rheu tiquity of the principal elements of life
matism which bids fair to stamp out In the oceanic Islands testifies to the
this awfully painful complaint. The
difficulty of dispersing the higher types
name of this new remedy is Dodd’s
of life across ocean barriers and the
Kidney Pills, and it has already
wrought some wonderful cures. Right almost Impossibility of such dispersion
here in Frisco there is a case of a Mr. of the vertebrates.
But all evidence points to the for
Grace who iiad Rheumatism so bad in
his feet that he could hardly walk. mer existence of wide land routes be
He tried many remedies in vain but tween the northern polar areas and the
great land masses to the south, and
Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured him.
His wife says:—“We both had Kid the facts of vertebrate distribution In
ney Trouble and my husband had the the northern hemisphere In mesozolc
Rheumatism so bad that he could hard and tertiary times can be satisfactorily
ly walk. We used Dodd’s Kidney Pills explained only on the hypothesis of
with much benefit.
We have tried a common polar origin of the principal
many remedies, but none have done us ancestral stocks, which then dispersed
so much good as Dodd’s Kidney Pills.’’ outward from the polar area and
Similar reports come from all over spread over America and Eurasia.
the state and it would seem as if Rheu
This Is a very brief statement of
matism had at last been conquered.
tlie hypothesis which the writer forti
fies by voluminous quotations from the
A Chance to Display Them.
Tess—Miss Scbaip tells me she la record the rocks have preserved. The
reader Is referred to Mr. Wieland’s pa
going to learn to play the harp.
Jess—What nonsensei She hasn't per for the evidence that the rich veg
etation of the various horizons repre
any talent for music.
Jess—Oh, she know« that, but she sented within the arctic area forms the
has lovely arms.—Philadelphia Press. original source of most of the plant
families that we know, and that as we
riTft Permanently cured. no fitsor nervousneaa proceed farther south we find in the
II I U after first day's useofDr.Kllne’sUreat Nerva
Restorer. Send for Free S3 trial bottle and treatise^ rocks forms of life that are now preva
Dr. B. H. Kline. Ltd-M? Arch 8t. Philadelphia, P» lent on the surface nearer the equator.
The climate and the consequent life
Rip Van Winkle L beled.
Kip Van Winkle had Just been tak which existed In the Dakotas and Wy
ing a nap. Placing a hand upon hit oming In the eocene period were those
beard, he murmured drowsily, “How that are now found In Florida.—New
this grows on me!" After which he York Sun.
fell Into a second doze, that he might
HAVE TRAITS OF YANKEES.
sleep out the remaining ten years.—
Ya lo Record.
Residents of Argentina Have Qualiti
Her Big Feet.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Little Liver Pills.
CARJEFfSlr!!!'
Workers In lead, brass getting relief. Bore* broke out over my body and
Not Wasteful.
"I suppose,” said the physician, after
he had sounded the new patient, “that
you exercise Judgment In the matter of
smoking? You do not Indulge to fool
ish excess In it?"
"No, Indeed,” replied the Inveterate
individual, “I never smoke more than
one cigar at a time.”—Cincinnati
Times Star.
my tongne, aSeotlng th* lining of my mouth.
and other metal* ar* often on
Finally, about a year ago my dootor told me to
poisoned by u.e chemical* try B. S. B., which X did. After taking three
the eoree dieappeared, and I have no*
and acid* used in polish- “ bottle«
■ * all
” **■
been bothered einoe, and I feel much Indebted to
ing, and the dust and fil your valuable mediolne for eo prompt end oom-
ilete * cure. I em certain that B. S. 8. will do all
ings settling upon the skin, __i»t
ie olalmed for It la blood dieeaeee.
and which find their way
Danville, Ky.
CON. O'BRTAlf.
through the pores into the
The Latest Wrinlal*.
blood, followed by inflammation, swelling and the most obstinate sores.
"My son celebrates tonight; bls
Blood Poison, the vilest of all human diseases, is often con freedom party.' you know.”
tracted through shaking the hand or handling the clothing or other arti
“Why. 1 thought be was 21 some
cles used by one infected with this dangerous poison, lhe deadly virus time ago.”
finding its way through the pores of the
"Ob. so be was long ago. I mean
skin,contaminates the blood and produce* he celebrates his divorce to night.”—
fearful ulcers, eruption* and blotches.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The diseases that enter the system by
No* in Evidence.
absorption or through the pore* are ••
Belle—Mie* 1’aeeay ba* been quit*
deep-seated and dangerous a* any brought 111. Is she likely to recover?
on by internal causes, and cannot be
Gladys—She think* so. She say*
reached by washes, salves, soap* or other external remedies. The blood she has youth on ber side,
must b* purified and a healthy circulation established before getting
Bell' lluht If she ha* It muet be
permanently rid of the disease. S. S. S. acts upon the blood, ridding it on the Inside.—Philadelphia I’reee.
of the original poison and restoring it to a healthy, normal condition."
His Favorite Brand,
8. S- §• is guaranteed entirely vegetable, an unrivaled blood puri
Hobo Charlee— Bay, While, wot** yer
fier and th* best of all tonics. With all impurities removed from th* fav'rtte bre’kfust food?
blood, th* sore* and eruptions disappear from the skin. Writ* us should
Winded Willie—I prefer de kin’
you desire medical advice or any information about your case; this will you** kin git without wurkln' ter It—
Cort you nothing^
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Sarsaparilla
Genuine
and dangerous to health,
rOISON OAK AND ITS BTFUCTS.
causing boils and sores and
Over Qtteen years ago I was poisoned with Pot-
other eruptions.
. .
son Oak. I tried remedy after remedy without
HOWARD E. BURTON. Asszvrr and Chemist
•peelm.e pliOM, Uold. Silver, Lead, |1 ; Uold, SU.
ver, Tje; ueld. Me ¡Zinc or Copper, *1. Cyanide leale.
Manine envelopes ard full price list union applies
lion. Conlroland Umpire work solicited. Lead
ville. Colo. BeTereuce Carbonate Nal'l Bank.
G. R. Wieland, of the Peabody Mu
seum, Yale University, ba* a paper in
the American Journal of Science that
1* attracting much attention among
scientific worker*. He ba* collected
Your doctor will tell you that
many facts, moat of them revealed by
thin, pale, weak, nervous chil
geological science, to show the prob
dren become strong and well
ability that the origin of lite occurred
by taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla.
in the polar regions, and also that
Small doses, for a few days.
the climate changes which affect life
Increase toward the poles, and there
fore that polar Influences have bad
much more to do with differentiating
life Into mady forms than equatorial
The change is very prompt
Influences.
and very marked. Ask your
A* the continents are grouped
doctor why it is. He has our
around the north pole. It Is reasonable
formula and will explain.
to suppose that the northern clrcum- I Mi» Nettie Blackmore, Min
“ When 13 years old, for many month* no
polar area has been, ever since the nespohs, tells now any young
one thought I could live because of thin blood.
But, In a few weeks, Ryer’a Sarsaparilla com
time of the older form* of life found woman may be permanently
pletely restored me to health.”
in the paleozoic rocks, the main center I
—
....
M rs . K. B uokm i xer bk , Vlnelant, M. J.
cured - of - monthly
pains
by tak
fl.SO a bottle.
j. c. arsa co..
from which animal and plant life have
I,nwell. Mass.
All druggists.
ing
Lydia
E.
Pinkham
’
s
Vege
radiated,
and
Mr.
Wieland
adduce*
for
much evidence to show that th!* the table Compound.
ory Is correct These deductions are
“Y oung W omen : — I had frequent
by no means news, but they have never headaches of a severe nature, dark
Biliousness,constipation prevent re before been fortified in one composition spots before my eyes, and at my men
covery. Cure these with Ayer's Pills. by so large an array of testimony as strual periods I suffered untold agony.
that which Mr. Wieland has collected A member of the lodge advised me to
With all the luxuries and pleasures
of this life, its big enjoyments and its
smaller comforts, theie is an offset or I
antithesis which we have to contend {
with in the form of aches and pains, i
Mother, will And Mr,. Wlmlows’s Boothlng
In some way and by some means every --------------------------
one ha. a touch of them in some form .
101
durlag the teething period..
at some time. Trifling as some of them
may be, the risk is that they will grow
Undo Barn's Coffee Bill.
to something greater and rack the sys
It is estimated that the people of the
tem with constant torture. There is United States drink 1,500,(XX),000 gal
nothing, therefore, of thiB kind that we
lons of coffee In the course of a year,
have a right to trifle with. Taken in
at a cost of about 10 ceuts per gallon.
time, the worst forms of aches and
pains are easily sul dued and cured by The importing cost of the requisite
quantity of coffee berries for this sup
the free use of St. Jacobs Oil. No
well regulated household ought to be ply at 7 cents a pound, is about *75,-
without a bottle of this great remedy 000,000. From this It appears that
for pain. It is the specific virtue of preparation, package, distribution and
penetration in St. Jacobs Oil that car dealers' profits make the prices to the
ries it right to the pain spot and effects consumer about double the Importing
• prompt cure even in the most painful cost
cases of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat
No More Orphan*.
ica, Lumbago. You want it also in
Bishop Potter admitted at a dinner
the house at all times for hurts, cuts
and wounds, and the house that always the other night Chat he bad fallen Into
has it keeps up a sort of insurance the habit of asking his wife what he
should speak about If called upon at
against pain.
any public function.
Their Very Beat.
“My wife told me this evening,” ho
Real Estate Agent—You really said, “that she would like to have me
ought to buy the house. Now, If you correct a rumor that has been going
and your wife will only discuss the around to the effect that she Intended
matter thoroughly-----
to give up her house to an orphan
Peckham—Oh, that’s out of the asylum.
question. We never discuss things.
" ‘Tell the guests at dinner, If you
The most we can ever do Is dispute say anything,’ she bade me, 'that it is
•bout them.—Philadelphia Press.
not eo. I have already taken In one
orphan, and I do not propose to admit
*25.00 Reward.
E. 8. Jackson, alias G. E. Morgan, any more Into my house, if I can help
GLUT OF ENGLISH QHO8T&
•to., taking subscriptions for Munsey’s It’ ”
Many Spooks Are Appearing in Eng
and Seattle Star is a faker. Subscribe
land Just Now.
For bronchial trouniea try PIso’s Cure
through authorized Star agent. Above
for
Consumption.
It
Is
a
good
cough
A
strange
epidemic of ghosts Is
reward for causing his arrest.
medicine. At druggiata, pries 25 cents.
creeping over the country, says the
A Russian lieutenant gets about *200
London Express.
The Wrong Girl.
a year, a captain about *300 and a
During the last day or two reputed
Indig-
Miss
Passay
(with
affected
major *450.
nation)—Mr. Huggurd caught me In spooks have been discerned at Tweed
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
the dark ball last evening and kissed mouth and Coed-Kernew, near New
port, Wales, and are still unlaid.
by local applications aa they cannot reach the me.
diseased portion of the
the ear.
— 1 here ia only . one
The Tweedmouth apparition takes
Miss Pepprey—Oh, I wouldn't blame
way to cure deameaa, and that ia by conatltu« |
the shape of a woman In white, with
tlonal remedies. Deafueaa ia caused by an in him.
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the,
Mis* Passay—Why shouldn’t I plquantly contrasting red hair. It fre
Eustachian Tube. When thia tube ia inflamed I
quents the churchyard and chase* wo
Sou have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear- ' blame him?
ig, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness la
the reault, and unless the inflammation can be I
Miss Pepprey—You say the hall was men and children.
The "Coed-Kernew ghost turns pic
taken out and this tube re toied to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; dark; it was undoubtedly an accident. tures face to the wall, Jama lumps of
Din * cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, —Philadelphia Press.
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
beef Into pint Jugs and causes beds to
the*roucoua surfaces.
walk downstairs.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
Brooming Constitutional.
ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
The real explanation of th* present
not be cured by 11 all’s Catarrh Cure, bend for
"Is it true dat Uncle 'Itaatus has got glut of phantoms was given to an Ex
Sirculara, free.
de
lung
trouble,
like
I
heard?
”
asked
F. J. CHENEY £ CO., Toledo, O.
press representative yesterday by one
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Mrs. Jackson, anxiously, for Uncl. who has made a long and patient study
llall’a Family Pills are the beat.
'Rastus was a valued member of ths of the habits of spooks.
If the wife Isn't boss during the neighborhood society.
"The year Just over,” said he, "was
"True! I reckon It’s true," said Aunt singularly jejune of properly authenti
honeymoon she doesn't amount to
'Stasia, with a sort of sorrowful pride. cated ghosts. Hardly a single new
much as a ruler.
"De trouble's been chasing back and apparition of any importance mani
fo’th among two or three ob his lungs fested Itself.
for deee two las’ months, and dis mo'n-
“Of course the old ghosts are just as
Ing de doctor sold It 'peared like »noth
good as ever, but they are destitute of
er
one
was
gwlne
to
be
affected
'less
he
Th* INTERNAL REMEDY
novelty.
could find some more pow’ful remedy.”
No C bm Exists It Will N*t Cur*
“The Elizabethan phantom Is still to
be seen at Greenwich and, generally
speoklng. a good ghost may still be
looked for wherever a Tudor palace
baa been known to exist
"Nowadays the House of Commons
housemaids hare become so familiar
with the House of Commons spook
thnt they hardly trouble to speak to It
when it passes them on the stair*.
"The Brighton boarding-house ghost
Must Bear Signature of
Some of the most stubborn disease* enter
too, still comes to sit upon the bed In
into the system through the pore* of the Hein.
tlie room where he was murdered, and
Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various
the unimpeachable ghost of Lincoln's
kinds, which are taken up by the little blood,
Inn opens, as of yore, closed doors and
vessel* beneath the surface of the body, and
marks of webbed feet upon powdered
emptied into the great current of the blood.
chalk strewn orer the floor.
The juices of poison oak and other noxious
“But all these are old and stale, and Very small aad as easy
t$ tak$ a$
wild plants percolate through the skin like water through a sponge, sr* ti.e human mind demands fresh ghosts
taken into tne circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger alwujs. Hence the present boom In
ing on for years unless antidoted and driven out of the system.
the ghost market.
Dye Poisoning among the employe* of dye houses, and from wear
“It Is Just a matter of supply and
ing colored under-clothing ana hosiery, is of frequent occurrence dema nd.”
Perrin's Pile Specific
WHERE HUMAN LIFE ORIGINATED
Contention thnt the Cradle of Mankind
Waa in the Polar Reglone.
~
mill
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W.L Douglas shoes
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longer, and have
greater intrinsic
value than any
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£ eery tetters*
•
for Hume <__
iXtuitln« uBra ComHa'Coltshin, which 1$
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I a mt her yet pro« I tired. Fast Ca W f r*’s
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W. L. 1HJVGLAS, BrocMton, M bm .
mi
CM
1T1Ì i ïîlï'i dfii
try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound, but I only scorned
good advice and felt that my case was
hopeless, but she kept at me until I
bought a bottle and started taking
it. I soon had the best reason in the
world to change my opinion of the
medicine, as each day my health im
proved, and finally I was entirely with
out pain at my menstruation periods.
I am most grateful." — N etti « B lack *
more , 28 Central Ave., Minneapolis,
Minn. —*5000 forfeit If original of atom letter
groolng genulneneee cannot bof:duoe^.
If there is anything about your
case about which you would
like special advice, write freely
to Mrs. Pinkham. She will hold
your letter In strict confidence.
She can surely help you, for no
person in America can speak
from a wider experience in treat
ing female ills. She has helped
hundreds of thousands of women
back to health. Her address is
Lynn, Mass.; her advice is free.
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Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL
HOME
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Thia wonderful Chi
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people without opera
tion that are given up
to die. He cures with
those wonderful Chi
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barks and vegetables
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
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those harmless remedies this famous doctor
knows the action of over WO different rem
edies. which he successfully uses In different
diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth
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stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds or
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Charges moderate. Call and
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J
ECONOMICAL
Natural.
McJlgger—Well, what do you think
of that fellow Giddep? Jokeley tells
me he takes a cab whenever ha goes
to look for work.
Thingumbob—Yes, Giddep 18 em«
ployed by a cab company to pick up
fares.— Philadelphia Press.
IRRIGATOR
Phillips
Hydraulic
Ram
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don’t accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allan 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Druggists Come Handy.
Young Lady—Hare you a city direc
tory here?
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A Boston Husband.
Mrs. Caudle—I think there's a man
downstairs.
Mr. Caudle—I thought I heard some
one. Suppose you go down and ask him
what he wants. Even a burglar wouldn't
strike a woman,
kuow.—Boston
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Tenth and Johnson Streets
PORTLAND
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No. 19—1904.
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Cold wiuds come from the south and
winter Is In July; otherwise the Argen
tine republic Is like Yankeelaud.
The Parana, the chief river. Is far
larger than our Mississippi; Its annual
flow of water Is double that of the
Ganges, three times that of the St
Lawrence, five times that of the Nile.
Argentina has the longest railway
tangent (straight line) In the world,
180 miles. Its wheat plains are like
those of our West The climate Is
similar.
Argentina's population grows 40 per
cent in ten years, the United States 20
per cent, Germany 16 per cent Of
the two millions of Immigrants re
ceived In Argentina In forty years
more than half have been Italians.
In 1867 there were but 35 miles of
railway in Argentina; in 1900 there
were 10.601 miles, some 12 per cent
belonging to the Government Argen
tina Is ninth among the nations In rail
way mileage.
Argentina has 120.000.000 sheep, as
against 62,000.000 In the United States.
All Argentina suffered from the Bar
ing crash In I860, but recovery Is now
complete. Imports during 1899 were
*117.000,000 and exports *185.000,000.
From the United States came but *15.-
000,000 of the lmporta and only *8.-
000,000 of exports were to this coun
try.
Montevideo Is In area the largest city
In the world—three times the size of
New York. Buenos Ayres, growing
faster than New York, London or Ber
lin, Is the biggest city in the world
south of Philadelphia, except possibly
the Chinese cities. It will reach the
million mark in 1906.
Argentina Is building one of the
flnest dry docks In the world, s model
of which will probably be seen at St.
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Too Bad.
"Ye*," said Mrs. Gay girl, "she bad a
phonograph concealed In the parlor
during thus engagement, and It re-
corded all the declarations of undying
lov* be made. That was In case there
was ever talk of divorce, but It didn’t
work.”
"What was the matter?"
"His burning words melted all th*
wax In th* cylinders.”—Cincinnati
Tltnes-Star.
Whenever we want to loaf, we don't
give th* excuse that we are going flsh-
Ing.
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It doe* not speak well for yourself
to bat* th* town you Uy* la.
Bears the
Are not manufacturers
regular construction, but
Our Own Special Construction
MITCHELL,
Put up with full knowledge of the re
quirements of this rough western coun
try. Mede to stand up. and will stand I
up, better than any buggv sold at any
thing like the price. If you want a
good buggy at a moderate price, try our
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have the “ Bee Line ’’ Road Wagon*.
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