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rod, used to draw geometrical figures •TORY OF THE MUFF. and diagrams while discoursing on ths Once Ito Color Betokened th« Bank of subtleties of Euclid. This unusual pro the Wearer. ceeding was but the practical appli “Do you know that the color of a cation of a quaint theory of his that muff once betokened the rank of th« 4« the elevation of the pupils’ eyes la wearer?" «aid a furrier to a Philadel In what it is and what it does—con duced sharpness of Intellect. phia Record man as he stroked a' beau Much annoyed at the barefaced man taining the best blood-purifying, If your blood is thin and im tiful sealskin muff. "In the days of alterative and tonic substances and Gravel will shrink eight per cent; ner in which the photos of bls frlendi pure, you are miserable all the Charles IX. no lady could have worn gravel and sand, nine per cent; clay and acquaintances that were scattered effecting the most radical and per and clay earths, ten per cent; loam and tn profusion about bis rooms, were ap this fur, for black was decreed by the time. It is pure, rich blood King to be the badge of the common manent cures of all humors and all light sandy earths, twelve per cent, proprlated by his many visitors, a gen that invigorates, strengthens, people and the court followers were refreshes. You certainly know eruptions, relieving weak, tired, , These figures are useful In making tieman well known In Parisian society restricted to the colors. hit upon the Ingenious device of hav languid feelings, and building up , estimates for such work. "Muffs have gone through more Ing them affixed to the ceilings of bli Among the innumerable experi the whole system—is true only of ments with liquid air two are particu flat. Three large rooms are thus deco styles than it would seem possible to invent for such a simple article of con larly cv.lous. A ball of India rubber rated, and that callers, should they the medicine that brings good venience. It has been long and nar desire, may obtain a clear view of the in it becomes as brittle as row, like a sheaf, and, again, large No other medicine acts like it; lmm'_rsed health to the home, the only portraits, opera glasses of special con but a ball of lead, in the same no other medicine has done so 1 glass, medicine tested and tried for and round, At the beginning of last circumstances, acquires elasticity, and struction are supplied. century the test of size was to try the much real, substantial good, no ' will rebound like rubber. 60 years. A doctor’s medicine. When In 1893 Mlle. Forrester gave a muff In a flour barrel. If It went In other medicine has restored health French statistics show that a total dance at her house In Paris the ceiling “I owe my life, without doubt, to Ayer’« Sarsaparilla. It is the most wonderful medi without much trouble then that muff of the ballroom was so constructed and strength at so little cost. cine In the world for nervousness. My cure 1« of 238,703 horse-power from the falls was too small to be really fashionable. permanent, ami 1 cannot thank you enough.” "I was troubled with scrofula and came 1 of the Alps Is now used for generating that at given Intervals It discharged MBS. D elia M o W ell . Newark, N.J. At the present day almost anything is Mar losing my eyesight For four months 1 upon the dancers a fine rain of white JI.00 a bottle. J. c. AYER <»., proper, but those enormous cylinders eould not see to do anything. After taking ! electricity. The electric power serves rose, cherry blossom, jockey club and MMMaMeiaMMeaNB»« f OF ! the following: Aluminum works, 22,- two bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla I could see would certainly draw much attention. otb«r scents. This pleasing surprise «• walk, and when I had taken eight bottles 1 530 horse-power, other metallurgical One of the most curious styles was was likewise prepared for his guests •ould see as well as aver.” Suu« A. H airs factories 20,485; chlorate of potassium that of Louis XIV., called the 'chieus by a wealthy Russian nobleman, who, ton . Withers. N. C. works, 9,000; calcium carbide works, riood's Sarsaparilla promises te 1 104,156; sodium chlorate works, 13,- however, heightened the effect by hav Laxative doses of Ayer's Pills each mauebons,’ because they were made to ing the celling exquisitely painted with night greatly aid the Sarsaparilla. convey little dogs in. cure and keeps the promise. 500; transmission of power and light "The muff when first Introduced was the flowers whose essences descended ing, 38,727; various Industries, 19,989. the exclusive property of the nobility upon those beneath.—London Tlt-Blts. Alien Mortal«. Up-to-Date Magazine Work. It is reported from Johannesburg and originated In Venice. These muffs Think for a moment of the narrow that a new and unexpected source of HOW ZOOS QET WILD ANIMAL8. Hack Writer—How would you like were very small and consisted of a limits of our knowledge! Sixteen bun- wealth has been discovered In the ter an article on Solomon? single piece of velvet, brocade or silk, fired millions of featherless bipeds, ritory of the late Boer republic. Near Bait Ueed by Recruiting Aganta and Magazine Editor—First rate, if you lined with fur and the openings fas Traveler«. more or less, are picking up a living, the eastern border of the Transvaal, on can only furnish a complete set of por tened with rich jewels. Such arrange eating and drinking, marrying and giv the edge of the lofty South African Getting recruits for the zoologies! traits of his wives.—.Somerville (MasaJ ments came In during the early part ing In marriage, on this pretty planet plateau, three valuable lodes of tin ore parks Is not by any means the easiest Journal. of the seventeenth century, but In the of ours; of what infinitesimal propor have been found, and the deposits are thing In the world, though the autborl previous century the ladles frequently How’s This? tion can you really unveil the secret! apparently so extensive that predic ties themselves do not bear much ol carried a piece of rich fur, which they and gauge the virtues and the happi tions are heard that the new colony the trouble In this connection. Tht We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for used either as a muff or a neck piece. case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by ness How many people do you know may prove to be as rich in tin and work Is mainly done by travelers and any Hall’s Catarrh Cure. “The muff reached Its highest point F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. Intimately enough to say whether theli copper as It is already known to be In natives of countries from which the We, the undersigned, have known S’. J. In the reign of Louis XV., when the lot is, on the whole, enviable or the gold. wild beasts come, from whom the vari Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him productions were exquisite. Then periectly honorable in all business transac reverse? Every human being Is a for- The human body changes Its tem- ous zoological societies of the world tions ami financially able to carry out any ob fashion declared for a cloth muff In sign kingdom to every other. We make ligations made by their tirtn. buy, except when the purchases are & T kuax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. stead of fur, and the furriers made a a short excursion into their minds; we perature very slightly under any con made from professional wild-beast wist W aldi . no , K innan & M akvin , VVholesale Drug- great uproar. They petitioned the Pope Hon. Nelson Rice.of St. Joseph, Mich., knows of a large number of touch at a port here and there; and we ditions of beat or cold, but a Russian dealers. gi-ts, Toledo, O. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act to excommunicate the wearer of a My glibly that we know them intimate naturalist finds that the body tempera grateful patients In his county who have been cured by Peruna. Some of tbe latter employ regular re ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur ly. We know not how many dark cor ture of insects Is practically that of the crultlng agents, whom they send out laces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. cloth muff, but to no purpose. Finally some ingenious merchant bribed the atmosphere. It usually rises more Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials tree. ners are carefully bidden away from whenever they receive orders which ilalfs Family Pills are the best. headsman to carry a cloth muff on all strangers, and what vast provinces slowly than the air, though more rap they cannot execute with stock they Hon. Nelson Rice, Mayor of St. Joseph, Michigan, writes: execution day. The women shrank Little Willie. The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio; have never been reached in our mosl idly when the air Is very moist When have In hand. If the park authorities from such association and the fur won the Insect begins to move, the temper Gentlemen : “1 wish to congratulate you on the success of your efforts Willie—Mr. Oldboy, why do they say fiarlng travels. How, then, can we order an African Hon of a dealer and the day. We now associate the muff to win the confidence of the public in need of a reliable medicine. 1 know judge one another? Such utter ignor ature rises rapidly, and may reach tbe dealer has not a suitable beast on you are in your second childhood? Peruna Is a fine tonic for a worn out system and a specific in cases of ca Mother—Willie! only with cold weather, but in the old ance of our neighbor's thoughts and about 38 degrees C. (102.2 degrees F.) hand recruiting lions In Africa begins tarrhal difficulties. You have a large number of grateful patients in this Willie—Oh, I know; it’s because you days it was a regular part of woman's C. insects remain Below — 0.5 degrees motives should make us wondrous county who have used Peruna and have been cured by it, and who praise motionless, and the wings are not at once and continues until a good are baldheaded, just like baby Dick.— dress and was carried In all weather. charitable. It above all other medicines. Peruna has my heartiest good wishes.”— Boston Transcript. As late as 1830 a muff and a straw moved until the temperature reaches specimen has been obtained. Nelson Rice. The different methods by which the bonnet were not deemed incongruous." A Heart Story. about 12 degrees 0. Piso’s Cure la a good cough medicine. © -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- © various wild animals are captured In It has cured coughs and colds for forty Folsom, 8. Dak.—In these days Tbe latest new form of dirigible bal Savage Athletes. when so many sudden deaths are re loon, Invented by L. J. Andersen; of their native state are Interesting. Lions years. At druggists, 25 cents. catarrh in any form or la grippe. A In this age of athletics one might ported from Heart Failure and various London, has two elongated gas-bags are generally caught by being tempted course of Peruna is sure to correct all It All Depends. to thrust their heads through nooses of think that no people ever showed so forms of Heart Disease, it will be good of tbe same shape and size placed side these conditions. It is an ideal spring "They tell me,” said the youth, “that oews to many to learn that there is a by side, like the two hulls of a cata strong cords composed of twisted men who work live longest. Do you much interest in feats of muscular Weak Nerves, Poor Diges medicine. Peruna does not irritate— might and skill as those who have per never failing remedy for every form of maran boat. The car Is suspended hides. Pieces of meat are used for believe it?” it invigorates—it strengthens. It tion, Impure Blood, “Well,” remarked the sage, “it de fected football; but modern games, and Heart Trouble. equalizes the circulation of the blood, beneath, being equally supported by bait, but frequently the hunters have Mrs. H. D. Hyde, of this place, was both balloons, and ths driving pro many days of hard chasing before the pends a good deal on who they try to even the games of the Greeks at Olym tranquilizes the nervous system and Depressed Spirits. pia, may have been more than match troubled for years with a pain in her peller Is placed behind their rear ends, Hon can be persuaded to try the noose. u ork.” regulates the bodily functions. Peru heart which distressed her a great deal. and half-way between them. In expe When he does the cords are pulled riTft Permanently curea. wo tits or nervousnsse ed by the sports of peoples who are Tbe sun has just crossed the equator na, unlike so many spring medicines is She had tried many remedies but had rimenting with a model having bal quickly around his throat, stifling him, I I I U after 11 rst day s use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve now held In little esteem. A writer on its yearly trip north. The real not simply a physic or stimulant or Restorer. Send for Free «Z trial bottle and treatise. not succeeded in finding anything that loons seven feet long, the Inventor and other stout cords are then bound Dr. H. H. Kline. Ltd..S3.- Arcb St.. Philadelphia, Pa. on the Canary Islands gives an account equator is shifted toward the north nervine. It is a natural tonic and in- of their athletic training which makes wonld help her until at last she began finds that this form of air-ship pos around his legs, Restoratives are then nearly eighteen miles every day. vigorator. Something Alike. * treatment of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and even the college giants of to-day seem administered to revive the animal, If you do not receive prompt and sat sesses advantages In steering and In With the return of the sun comes the "Why Is a kiss over the telephone weak and effeminate. this very soon relieved her amt she has whose efforts to free himself from the bodily ills peculiar to spring. With isfactory results from the use of Peru not had a single pain or any distress in maintaining a straight course. He Is noose have brought on exhaustion, and like a straw hat?" The Canary Islands were subjected na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv the region of the heart since. She constructing a full-sized apparatus he is carried away and put In a special "Because neither one Is felt,” re by Spain about the time Columbus dis one person the nerves are weak; anoth ing a full statement of your case, and er person, digestion poor; with others marked Mr. Wise. lays: “I cannot say too much in with balloons 70 feet long, to be driven ly constructed cage for shipment covered America. The conquest was he will be pleased to give you his valu And then the old maid was heard due Solely to the superiority of Euro the blood is out of order; and still oth able advice gratis. praise of Dodd’s Kidney Pil's. They bj a 50-horse-power electrlct motor. Tigers are more savage than lions After forty years of agitation, led and can rarely be captured when full to remark that current events were pean weapons, and not to better skill ers have depressed spirits and tired are the greatest heart medicine I have feeling. Address Dr. Hartman, President of ever used. I was troubled for over by Liverpool merchants, the British grown. Recruiting Is accordingly car certainly shocking.—Brooklyn Eagle. and prowess. The native soldiers were All these things are especially true .The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, three years with a severe pain in iny government has Just sanctioned the ried on among the cubs, the parent trained athletes, developed under a of those who have been suffering with Ohio. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows’s Soothing heart, which entirely disappeared after use of a weight of fifty pounds In tigers being klllea and the young, left Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children system which held athletic sports an a short treatment of Dodd’s Kidney place of the standard “hundredweight” without protectors, being easily caught. during the teething period.. Important business, like military drill, Pill«.” (112 pounds). and "half-hundred Tbe cubs readily accustom themselves The Cause or It. Jarring an Actor. Spanish chronicles have left us ac The president of the Republic of An counts of the sports of the Islanders. weight” (fifty-six pounds). The re to captivity. “What’s the cause of all this twaddle "What did you think of my death Latest Eieotrlcal Novelty. dorra, in the Pyrenees, gets the smallest about elevating the stage,. I’d like to scene?” asked the actor. form was demanded because the Im Perhaps the most difficult of all wild salary paid by any civilized government. From babyhood they were trained to know Down near Atlantic City, N. J., mense quantities of cotton, corn, to j “Well, it seemed to me it came a little ?” be brisk in self-defense. As soon as animals to capture Is the giraffe, says It is only $15 a year, and he thinks of “ Want V - to • get ................................................. it above the level of the | too late in the piece,” was the reply___ there baa been In successful operation bacco and other American products they could toddle the children were the New York Times. In addition tc asking for a ten per cent increase, which women’s hats, I suppose.” for aeveral months an experimental landed at Liverpool were calculated by Chicago Evening Post. pelted with mud balls, that they might trolley road minus tbe trolley. More the sellers In pounds, while the buyers being very rare, giraffes are exceeding would make it $16.50. leqrn how to protect themselves. tVhen astonishment still there Is no third were compelled to reckon In “hundred ly timid and are very swift-footed. they were boys stones and wooden rail or storage battery to be seen on weights,” which did not represent the There Is no special way to capture a •-Keeley liouor - morphine - tobacco ÎJiÛre HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED darts were substituted for the bits of this unique bit of road. Without any number of pounds that the name Im giraffe, as almost every way has been FOR FULL PARTICULARS clay. apparent means of obtaining the all- plies. It Is claimed that the reform tried, and all have been almost equally In this rough school they acquired important electric current, motor cars will save a great amount of time nnd unsuccessful. The method which has the rudiments of warfare which en will draw a 200,000-pound load on this labor and prevent many errors. It Is occasionally resulted In a capture is by Eight relatives of premier Seddcn of road. Of course, the secret of it all also regarded as an entering wedgo using a long dord, at each end of which New Zealand draw on an average of abled them, during their wars with lies In tbe application of a new sys for the Introduction of the decimal Is a round weight. This cord Is thrown $25,000 each in salary from the gov the Spaniards, to catch In their bands Boils show the blood is in a riotous, feverish the arrows shot from their enemies' by the hunter In such a manner as to ernment tem. Every sixteen feet a point of system in England. Condition, or that it has grown too weak and slug cross-bows. wind around the animal's legs, either connection Is established midway be After the conquest of the Canaries gish to throw off the bodily impurities, which bringing It to the ground or rendering tween the rails where a metal button QUEER U8ES FOR CEILINGS. a native of the islands was seen at then concentrate at some spot, and a carbuncle it Incapable of escaping before it Is projects above a box through which Seville who, for a shilling, let a man or boil is the result. To one already enfeebled made a prisoner. Most of the giraffes passes the powerful current carried Men Have Employed Them ■« Substi throw at him as many stones as he by disease, boils seem to come with more frequency. The INTERNAL REMEDY In captivity have been caught by along wlrea in a subway. A person tute« for Saving« Bank«. pleased from a distance of eight paces. causing the intensest pain and greatest danger to the already weak and No Case Exists it Will Not Core might step on this button and one of Some tim« since a Liverpool gentle chance when young. Without moving his left foot he avoid debilitated sufferer. All skin eruptions, from the sometimes fatal car the rails at the same Ume and not man died, ns It was thought, lutestate. HOWARD E BURTON, Assay«- and Chemist A Homo Divided. ed every stone. buncle to the spiteful little cat-boil, are caused by bad blood, and tha receive a shock, but, as th« car passes No will could be found, and the next Specimen prices, Gold, Silver, Lead, |1 ; Gold, 811- Most persons have had the experl- ver 7ic; ».old, 50c;ZincorCopper,fl. Cyanide tests. Another native used to defy any one only way to avoid or get permanently rid of them is to purify and over, a powerful magnet underneath of kin had already entered Into pos envelopes and full price list sent on applica to hurl an orange at him with so great build up the deteriorated, polluted blood, and counteract the humors attracts the button and In raising It session when the decorators, In whose ence of walking with n friend out of Mailing tion. Control and Umpire work solicited. Lead rapidity that he could not catch It establishes the circuit which supplies hands the deceased's old house had step and trying to shift just at the ville, Colo. Reference Carbonate Nat’l Bank. and poisons; and nothing will do this so quickly and thoroughly as Three men tried this, each with a S. S. S., which is the acknowledged king of blood purifiers and great the motor with enough of the essential been placed for renovation, came moment when the friend also makes is an Instance of the attempt. This dozen oranges, and the islander caught est of all tonics. Where the blood has become impoverished and is fluid to propel the car along the six across the long-aought-for document, every orange. As a further test, he YD J GAN EARN teen feet of track to another point of paated on the library celling, whore It thwarted harmony much like that hit his antagonists with each of th« poor and thin, no medicine acts so promptly in building up and restor contact The saving of expenses In had been hidden from view by n layer which appears In a story, told by V. C„ S25.00 PER DAY ing its richness, purity and oranges. installation and maintenance over of paper, which lind been placed there of an elderly couple. They were child O tting Water, strength. The time to cure Allegheny. Pa., June 11,1003. less. nnd had never been united by the that of the old systems, the freedom by the eccentric testator himself. t l or Coal with of twenty or thirty I **« sorely Fishhook Cactus. a boil is before it devel bond of other lives linked with their AUSTIN WELL DRILLS afflicted with large, awful boil» on my face and from overhead wires which so seri The celebrated Benu Brumme!, dur own. So they were always In a state Many a traveler in desert lands, ops, when it is in a state body.. As soon ««they would heal up in one place Mate in all Bizet and ously Interfere with the lighting of ing the first years of Ills exile, while thirst. when In danger of dying from would break out in another part of the body, stylet. Write lor Cata of incubation or formation they fire« In the cities, and the Immunity yet his fame ns a dandy was pre- of well-bred disagreement. logut s an I list of users in and this continued for ten year». I tried every* has been saved by the plant known as in the blood ; for boils are, thing I could hear of to On the subject of meals they dis get relief, but nothing from fatal shocks which It Insures are eminent, had the celling of his bed- the water or fishhook cactus, says the did me any good. I had but little faith in S. 8.8. after all, only the impuri doing me good when X began factors which will no doubt bring room covered wlth mirrors, so that agreed thoroughly, ant! each usually it, but after taking New York Commercial. During th« Beall S Co. suggested a dish for the Sunday dinner about Its rapid adoption. for * short while the boils begin to disappear. moist season It stores up a large quan ties and poisons bubbling it even while at rest he could study ele- which the other did not approve. One I continued on with the medicine, taking six bot* up through the skin, and 313 Commer tity of water tor the subsequent dry gance and assume a graceful pose. For Saturday the num came home from ties, and all th« boils entirely disappeared. Five Conflicting Evidence. cial Block. one, when all the ground is parched this will continue in spite years her« «lapsed since that time, and I hav« Th« Widow—I wonder why Minerva such a purpose a glass celling Is. how market with a basket. neverbeen bothered since, showing that the cur« of poulticing and lancing with heat and only channels filled with was called the guiltless of wisdom? ever. not unique, and the notorious PORTLAND. was permanent. I had some thirty or forty of “You needn't worry about to-mor The Bachelor—Probably because she duchess of Cleveland had such anoth stones mark the course of former rivu till the blood gets rid of th« most painful boils on« ever bed, and to b« row's dinner any more, Marla, I’ve entirely rid of them by your great purifier wasn't foolish enough to marry. lets. So well has this cactus provided its accumulated poison. 8. fl. 8., puts er constructed to gratify her vanity. me under a debt of gratitude to it.” The Widow—Then why was Solomon, The way to stop boils is YOU. HENRY ZINN. for the safety of Its precious liquid For a far different reason did n cer got “And so have I, George. You were who had a thousand wives, called the that it Is no easy task to obtain It to attack them in the blood, tain Yorkshire gentleman of the last so undecided-------- " wiaeat man? The exterior skin is more impenetra and this is what S. S. S. does. All danger of boils is past when the century, mentioned by Mrs. Gnakell In "Undecided? I told you want 1 ble than the toughest leather, and, be blood has been thoroughly purified and the system cleansed of all mor her “Life of Charlotte Rronte," have wanted.” sides, It Is protected with long, wiry bid, impure matter. If you are subject to boils, then the same causes hie celling paneled with mirrors. Ar "Well, I mean you didn't decide as spines curved Into books at the end, that produced them last season will do so this, and the sooner you begin dently devoted to the eport of cock- did. So I bought a goose.” yet so strong and springy that if a fighting. he continued to the Inst to I “Why, so have I. 1 told you I’d like to put your blood and system in good large rock be thrown against them enjoy Ills favorite pastime, and even order the better the chance of going ” they remain uninjured. If the spines when on hie deathbed Ills room was a goose. "Well, now we are agreed for ouce, through the spring and summer season be burned off one may, by long and the scene of many an exciting fight, anyway. ” without boils or other painful and irri tedious effort, cut through the rind which, lying on his back, he saw re "Yes, aud I suppose we'll have cold tating skin eruptions. S. S. S. is guar wiiu a stout knife; otherwise nothing flected In the glass overhead. goose and stewed goose for the uext anteed purely vegetable, and can be but an axe will enable them to get at Another Invalid whose tastes were two weeks." taken with perfect safety by old and the Interior of this well-armored plant certainly more aesthetic was n gentle They relapsed Into their usual si ___ to ________________ When the top is removed and a hol young, and without harm the most delicate __________ constitution. __ It __ is man who died lately at Munich. Con lence. low made by scooping out some of the mild and pleasant in its action, and unequaled as a cure for boils and fined for many months to hla bod. he Sunday forenoon the wife asked."Do soft Inner part It immediately fills with kindred eruption«. Write nt if you would like medical advice or other gratified his love for art by having his you want a little quince in the apple FROM YOUR DEALER water, cool and refreshing, though a information. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. celling papered and covered with Ills sauce with your goose?" blistering sun may have been beating moat treasured picture«, which he in “Your goose, you mean." upon the tough skin above it all day. hi« younger days had acquired. These "No .1 don't. It seemed so absurd wer« changed from time to time for to hnvo two geese In th« house that I 84.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 The water, when first obtained, has a whitish or smoky tint, but when set others In hl« collection, which In their sent mine to Aunt Jane." TCtf? SHOES THV&tto. tled Is as clear as crystal. turn were contemplated with delight "What! 1 »ent mine to Uncle Joe!" W.L. Douglas slux's by the crippled connoisseur as he lay Doing Hie Best. are worn by more Are not manufacturer« stretched on hla couch of pain. Dreeaed t)»r a Ix>ng Walk. Belati. "Have you ever made any effort to nu-n than any other regular construction, but During a police case heard n year Mrs. Malaprop—I walked twenty make. The reason do your fellow man any good? ” ÜM the old rehabs remedy back at Tottenham the prosecutrix told five miles yesterday. "Certainly,” answered Senator Sor is they hold their the magistrate that sh« had taken the Mr. Farlormop—Did you wear a pod shape,ntbetter,wear ghum. "It Is a well-known fact that prisoner tn out of charity and had per otneter? longer, and have i money widely distributed can accom mitted her to remain. This th« prla Mias Malaprop—Oh, no, Indeed Just greater intrinsic Put up with full knowledge of the re plish but little. In order to exert Its oner denied, saying that sh« paid 2a ■ short skirt—Harvard Lampoon. quirements of thia rough western coun value than any full force and achieve great works It Cd a week. "You only paid 2s." re try. Made to stand up, and will stand other shoes. must be concentrated." Temporary Opinion. up. better than any buggy sold at any torted th« other, "and that la marked So/rf f w-it w Sere. "Well? ” The Fiancee—The Ide« of his think thing like the price. If you want a ; I—S A-r ___ on the celling.” Thia novel Idea of "1 have been doing my best to con Ibtugle. n^a Coro,is Coltskin, which good buggy at a moderate price, try our converting a celling Into a rent book Ing that he 1« unworthy of me. everywhererunceelrd tobethe flneat Patent “ Bee Line.” You can’t beat it.’ We The Confidante—Yes, but you need Leather yet produced. Fast Co NfftWt usrd. centrate as much of it as possible.”— evoked a roar of laughter In court Washington Star. have the " Bee Line ” Road Wagon«. Bitoee b t man. 25 cents extra. Write for Catalog. An eccentric Brighton pedagogue n't argue the matter with him. He'll W. L. iHHt.LU, Brockton, M au . MITCHELL, LEWIS * STAYER CO. waa wont to use the celling of hla discover hl» error In time.—Brooklyn A Query Anewered. *»> Plrat Stet, PORTUA.-NO. ORHOON ___ ______ F. N. U. (U. schoolroom a blackboard. It was Life. Laura—We have no infallible for covered with a casing of blackened Some women have so much powder mula for removing a double chin. Con- and polished wood on which the domi on theui that kissing them must taste BOISt! suit some man who says he can shave Ä P O K A IN B nie, by means of a long, chalk pointed , Ilk« th* first bit« I d a biscuit himself in the dark.—Baltimore New* Peculiar To Itself Hood’s Sarsaparilla Science vention Ayers IA MICHIGAN MAYOR SAYS I Know Pe-ru-na Is a Fine Tonic for a Worn Out System Sarsaparilla Poor Health MARCH, APRIL, MAY BOILS PYRAMIDS OF PAIN Perrin’s Pile Specific For Rheumatism W. L. 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