The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, April 29, 1904, Image 4

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    rod, used to draw geometrical figures
•TORY OF THE MUFF.
and diagrams while discoursing on ths
Once Ito Color Betokened th« Bank of
subtleties of Euclid. This unusual pro­
the Wearer.
ceeding was but the practical appli­
“Do you know that the color of a
cation of a quaint theory of his that
muff once betokened the rank of th« 4«
the elevation of the pupils’ eyes la
wearer?" «aid a furrier to a Philadel­
In what it is and what it does—con­
duced sharpness of Intellect.
phia Record man as he stroked a' beau­
Much annoyed at the barefaced man
taining the best blood-purifying,
If your blood is thin and im­
tiful sealskin muff. "In the days of
alterative and tonic substances and Gravel will shrink eight per cent; ner in which the photos of bls frlendi
pure, you are miserable all the
Charles IX. no lady could have worn
gravel and sand, nine per cent; clay and acquaintances that were scattered
effecting the most radical and per­ and clay earths, ten per cent; loam and tn profusion about bis rooms, were ap
this fur, for black was decreed by the
time. It is pure, rich blood
King to be the badge of the common
manent cures of all humors and all light sandy earths, twelve per cent, proprlated by his many visitors, a gen
that invigorates, strengthens,
people and the court followers were
refreshes. You certainly know
eruptions, relieving weak, tired, , These figures are useful In making tieman well known In Parisian society
restricted to the colors.
hit upon the Ingenious device of hav
languid feelings, and building up , estimates for such work.
"Muffs have gone through more
Ing them affixed to the ceilings of bli
Among
the
innumerable
experi­
the whole system—is true only of ments with liquid air two are particu­ flat. Three large rooms are thus deco­
styles than it would seem possible to
invent for such a simple article of con­
larly cv.lous. A ball of India rubber rated, and that callers, should they
the
medicine
that
brings
good
venience. It has been long and nar­
desire,
may
obtain
a
clear
view
of
the
in it becomes as brittle as
row, like a sheaf, and, again, large
No other medicine acts like it; lmm'_rsed
health
to
the
home,
the
only
portraits,
opera
glasses
of
special
con
­
but a ball of lead, in the same
no other medicine has done so 1 glass,
medicine tested and tried for and round, At the beginning of last
circumstances, acquires elasticity, and struction are supplied.
century the test of size was to try the
much real, substantial good, no ' will rebound like rubber.
60 years. A doctor’s medicine.
When In 1893 Mlle. Forrester gave a
muff In a flour barrel. If It went In
other medicine has restored health French statistics show that a total dance at her house In Paris the ceiling
“I owe my life, without doubt, to Ayer’«
Sarsaparilla. It is the most wonderful medi­
without much trouble then that muff
of the ballroom was so constructed
and strength at so little cost.
cine
In
the
world
for
nervousness.
My
cure
1«
of 238,703 horse-power from the falls
was too small to be really fashionable.
permanent, ami 1 cannot thank you enough.”
"I was troubled with scrofula and came 1 of the Alps Is now used for generating that at given Intervals It discharged
MBS. D elia M o W ell . Newark, N.J.
At the present day almost anything is
Mar losing my eyesight For four months 1
upon the dancers a fine rain of white
JI.00 a bottle.
J. c. AYER <».,
proper, but those enormous cylinders
eould not see to do anything. After taking ! electricity. The electric power serves rose, cherry blossom, jockey club and
MMMaMeiaMMeaNB»« f OF
!
the
following:
Aluminum
works,
22,-
two bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla I could see
would certainly draw much attention.
otb«r scents. This pleasing surprise
«• walk, and when I had taken eight bottles 1 530 horse-power, other metallurgical
One of the most curious styles was
was likewise prepared for his guests
•ould see as well as aver.” Suu« A. H airs ­ factories 20,485; chlorate of potassium
that of Louis XIV., called the 'chieus
by a wealthy Russian nobleman, who,
ton . Withers. N. C.
works, 9,000; calcium carbide works,
riood's Sarsaparilla promises te 1 104,156; sodium chlorate works, 13,- however, heightened the effect by hav­ Laxative doses of Ayer's Pills each mauebons,’ because they were made to
ing the celling exquisitely painted with night greatly aid the Sarsaparilla. convey little dogs in.
cure and keeps the promise.
500; transmission of power and light­
"The muff when first Introduced was
the flowers whose essences descended
ing, 38,727; various Industries, 19,989.
the exclusive property of the nobility
upon those beneath.—London Tlt-Blts.
Alien Mortal«.
Up-to-Date Magazine Work.
It is reported from Johannesburg
and originated In Venice. These muffs
Think for a moment of the narrow that a new and unexpected source of HOW ZOOS QET WILD ANIMAL8.
Hack Writer—How would you like were very small and consisted of a
limits of our knowledge! Sixteen bun- wealth has been discovered In the ter­
an article on Solomon?
single piece of velvet, brocade or silk,
fired millions of featherless bipeds, ritory of the late Boer republic. Near Bait Ueed by Recruiting Aganta and
Magazine Editor—First rate, if you lined with fur and the openings fas­
Traveler«.
more or less, are picking up a living, the eastern border of the Transvaal, on
can only furnish a complete set of por­ tened with rich jewels. Such arrange­
eating and drinking, marrying and giv­ the edge of the lofty South African
Getting recruits for the zoologies! traits of his wives.—.Somerville (MasaJ ments came In during the early part
ing In marriage, on this pretty planet plateau, three valuable lodes of tin ore parks Is not by any means the easiest Journal.
of the seventeenth century, but In the
of ours; of what infinitesimal propor­ have been found, and the deposits are thing In the world, though the autborl
previous century the ladles frequently
How’s This?
tion can you really unveil the secret! apparently so extensive that predic­ ties themselves do not bear much ol
carried a piece of rich fur, which they
and gauge the virtues and the happi­ tions are heard that the new colony the trouble In this connection. Tht We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for used either as a muff or a neck piece.
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
ness How many people do you know may prove to be as rich in tin and work Is mainly done by travelers and any
Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
“The muff reached Its highest point
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O.
Intimately enough to say whether theli copper as It is already known to be In natives of countries from which the
We, the undersigned, have known S’. J. In the reign of Louis XV., when the
lot is, on the whole, enviable or the gold.
wild beasts come, from whom the vari­ Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him productions were exquisite.
Then
periectly honorable in all business transac­
reverse? Every human being Is a for-
The human body changes Its tem- ous zoological societies of the world tions ami financially able to carry out any ob­ fashion declared for a cloth muff In­
sign kingdom to every other. We make
ligations
made
by
their
tirtn.
buy, except when the purchases are
& T kuax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. stead of fur, and the furriers made a
a short excursion into their minds; we perature very slightly under any con­ made from professional wild-beast wist
W aldi . no , K innan & M akvin , VVholesale Drug- great uproar. They petitioned the Pope
Hon. Nelson Rice.of St. Joseph, Mich., knows of a large number of
touch at a port here and there; and we ditions of beat or cold, but a Russian dealers.
gi-ts, Toledo, O.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act­ to excommunicate the wearer of a
My glibly that we know them intimate­ naturalist finds that the body tempera­
grateful patients In his county who have been cured by Peruna.
Some
of
tbe
latter
employ
regular
re
ing
directly
upon
the
blood
and
mucous
sur
­
ly. We know not how many dark cor­ ture of insects Is practically that of the crultlng agents, whom they send out laces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. cloth muff, but to no purpose. Finally
some
ingenious
merchant
bribed
the
atmosphere.
It
usually
rises
more
Bold
by
all
Druggists.
Testimonials
tree.
ners are carefully bidden away from
whenever they receive orders which ilalfs Family Pills are the best.
headsman to carry a cloth muff on
all strangers, and what vast provinces slowly than the air, though more rap­ they cannot execute with stock they
Hon. Nelson Rice, Mayor of St. Joseph, Michigan, writes:
execution day. The women shrank
Little Willie.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio;
have never been reached in our mosl idly when the air Is very moist When have In hand. If the park authorities
from
such
association
and
the
fur
won
the
Insect
begins
to
move,
the
temper
­
Gentlemen : “1 wish to congratulate you on the success of your efforts
Willie—Mr. Oldboy, why do they say
fiarlng travels. How, then, can we
order an African Hon of a dealer and
the day. We now associate the muff
to win the confidence of the public in need of a reliable medicine. 1 know
judge one another? Such utter ignor­ ature rises rapidly, and may reach tbe dealer has not a suitable beast on you are in your second childhood?
Peruna
Is a fine tonic for a worn out system and a specific in cases of ca­
Mother—Willie!
only with cold weather, but in the old
ance of our neighbor's thoughts and about 38 degrees C. (102.2 degrees F.) hand recruiting lions In Africa begins
tarrhal difficulties. You have a large number of grateful patients in this
Willie—Oh, I know; it’s because you days it was a regular part of woman's
C.
insects
remain
Below
—
0.5
degrees
motives should make us wondrous
county who have used Peruna and have been cured by it, and who praise
motionless, and the wings are not at once and continues until a good are baldheaded, just like baby Dick.— dress and was carried In all weather.
charitable.
It above all other medicines. Peruna has my heartiest good wishes.”—
Boston Transcript.
As late as 1830 a muff and a straw
moved until the temperature reaches specimen has been obtained.
Nelson Rice.
The different methods by which the
bonnet
were
not
deemed
incongruous."
A Heart Story.
about 12 degrees 0.
Piso’s Cure la a good cough medicine.
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various
wild
animals
are
captured
In
It
has
cured
coughs
and
colds
for
forty
Folsom, 8. Dak.—In these days
Tbe latest new form of dirigible bal­
Savage Athletes.
when so many sudden deaths are re­ loon, Invented by L. J. Andersen; of their native state are Interesting. Lions years. At druggists, 25 cents.
catarrh in any form or la grippe. A
In this age of athletics one might
ported from Heart Failure and various London, has two elongated gas-bags are generally caught by being tempted
course of Peruna is sure to correct all
It All Depends.
to
thrust
their
heads
through
nooses
of
think
that
no
people
ever
showed
so
forms of Heart Disease, it will be good of tbe same shape and size placed side
these conditions. It is an ideal spring
"They tell me,” said the youth, “that
oews to many to learn that there is a by side, like the two hulls of a cata­ strong cords composed of twisted men who work live longest. Do you much interest in feats of muscular Weak Nerves, Poor Diges medicine. Peruna does not irritate—
might and skill as those who have per­
never failing remedy for every form of maran boat. The car Is suspended hides. Pieces of meat are used for believe it?”
it invigorates—it strengthens.
It
tion, Impure Blood,
“Well,” remarked the sage, “it de­ fected football; but modern games, and
Heart Trouble.
equalizes the circulation of the blood,
beneath, being equally supported by bait, but frequently the hunters have
Mrs. H. D. Hyde, of this place, was both balloons, and ths driving pro­ many days of hard chasing before the pends a good deal on who they try to even the games of the Greeks at Olym­
tranquilizes the nervous system and
Depressed Spirits.
pia, may have been more than match­
troubled for years with a pain in her peller Is placed behind their rear ends, Hon can be persuaded to try the noose. u ork.”
regulates the bodily functions. Peru­
heart which distressed her a great deal. and half-way between them. In expe­ When he does the cords are pulled riTft Permanently curea. wo tits or nervousnsse ed by the sports of peoples who are
Tbe sun has just crossed the equator na, unlike so many spring medicines is
She had tried many remedies but had rimenting with a model having bal­ quickly around his throat, stifling him, I I I U after 11 rst day s use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve now held In little esteem. A writer
on
its yearly trip north. The real not simply a physic or stimulant or
Restorer.
Send
for
Free
«Z
trial
bottle
and
treatise.
not succeeded in finding anything that loons seven feet long, the Inventor and other stout cords are then bound Dr. H. H. Kline. Ltd..S3.- Arcb St.. Philadelphia, Pa. on the Canary Islands gives an account
equator
is shifted toward the north nervine. It is a natural tonic and in-
of their athletic training which makes
wonld help her until at last she began finds that this form of air-ship pos­ around his legs, Restoratives are then
nearly
eighteen
miles every day. vigorator.
Something Alike.
* treatment of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and
even the college giants of to-day seem
administered to revive the animal,
If you do not receive prompt and sat­
sesses
advantages
In
steering
and
In
With
the
return
of
the sun comes the
"Why Is a kiss over the telephone weak and effeminate.
this very soon relieved her amt she has
whose efforts to free himself from the
bodily ills peculiar to spring. With isfactory results from the use of Peru­
not had a single pain or any distress in maintaining a straight course. He Is noose have brought on exhaustion, and like a straw hat?"
The
Canary
Islands
were
subjected
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv­
the region of the heart since. She constructing a full-sized apparatus he is carried away and put In a special­ "Because neither one Is felt,” re­ by Spain about the time Columbus dis­ one person the nerves are weak; anoth­ ing a full statement of your case, and
er person, digestion poor; with others
marked Mr. Wise.
lays: “I cannot say too much in with balloons 70 feet long, to be driven ly constructed cage for shipment
covered America. The conquest was
he will be pleased to give you his valu­
And then the old maid was heard due Solely to the superiority of Euro­ the blood is out of order; and still oth­ able advice gratis.
praise of Dodd’s Kidney Pil's. They bj a 50-horse-power electrlct motor.
Tigers are more savage than lions
After forty years of agitation, led and can rarely be captured when full to remark that current events were pean weapons, and not to better skill ers have depressed spirits and tired
are the greatest heart medicine I have
feeling.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
ever used. I was troubled for over by Liverpool merchants, the British grown. Recruiting Is accordingly car­ certainly shocking.—Brooklyn Eagle.
and prowess. The native soldiers were
All these things are especially true .The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
three years with a severe pain in iny government has Just sanctioned the ried on among the cubs, the parent
trained
athletes,
developed
under
a
of those who have been suffering with Ohio.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows’s Soothing
heart, which entirely disappeared after use of a weight of fifty pounds In tigers being klllea and the young, left Syrup
the best remedy to use lor their children system which held athletic sports an
a short treatment of Dodd’s Kidney place of the standard “hundredweight” without protectors, being easily caught. during the teething period..
Important business, like military drill,
Pill«.”
(112 pounds). and "half-hundred­ Tbe cubs readily accustom themselves
The Cause or It.
Jarring an Actor.
Spanish chronicles have left us ac­
The president of the Republic of An­ counts of the sports of the Islanders.
weight” (fifty-six pounds). The re­ to captivity.
“What’s the cause of all this twaddle
"What did you think of my death
Latest Eieotrlcal Novelty.
dorra, in the Pyrenees, gets the smallest
about elevating the stage,. I’d like to scene?” asked the actor.
form was demanded because the Im­
Perhaps the most difficult of all wild salary paid by any civilized government. From babyhood they were trained to know
Down near Atlantic City, N. J., mense quantities of cotton, corn, to­
j
“Well, it seemed to me it came a little
?”
be
brisk
in
self-defense.
As
soon
as
animals
to
capture
Is
the
giraffe,
says
It
is
only
$15
a
year,
and
he
thinks
of
“ Want
V - to
• get .................................................
it above the level of the | too late in the piece,” was the reply___
there baa been In successful operation bacco and other American products
they
could
toddle
the
children
were
the
New
York
Times.
In
addition
tc
asking
for
a
ten
per
cent
increase,
which
women’s hats, I suppose.”
for aeveral months an experimental landed at Liverpool were calculated by
Chicago Evening Post.
pelted with mud balls, that they might
trolley road minus tbe trolley. More the sellers In pounds, while the buyers being very rare, giraffes are exceeding would make it $16.50.
leqrn
how
to
protect
themselves.
tVhen
astonishment still there Is no third were compelled to reckon In “hundred­ ly timid and are very swift-footed.
they were boys stones and wooden
rail or storage battery to be seen on weights,” which did not represent the There Is no special way to capture a
•-Keeley liouor - morphine - tobacco
ÎJiÛre HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
darts were substituted for the bits of
this unique bit of road. Without any number of pounds that the name Im­ giraffe, as almost every way has been
FOR FULL PARTICULARS
clay.
apparent means of obtaining the all- plies. It Is claimed that the reform tried, and all have been almost equally
In this rough school they acquired
important electric current, motor cars will save a great amount of time nnd unsuccessful. The method which has
the rudiments of warfare which en­
will draw a 200,000-pound load on this labor and prevent many errors. It Is occasionally resulted In a capture is by
Eight relatives of premier Seddcn of
road. Of course, the secret of it all also regarded as an entering wedgo using a long dord, at each end of which New Zealand draw on an average of abled them, during their wars with
lies In tbe application of a new sys­ for the Introduction of the decimal Is a round weight. This cord Is thrown $25,000 each in salary from the gov­ the Spaniards, to catch In their bands
Boils show the blood is in a riotous, feverish
the arrows shot from their enemies'
by the hunter In such a manner as to ernment
tem. Every sixteen feet a point of system in England.
Condition, or that it has grown too weak and slug­
cross-bows.
wind around the animal's legs, either
connection Is established midway be­
After the conquest of the Canaries gish to throw off the bodily impurities, which
bringing It to the ground or rendering
tween the rails where a metal button
QUEER U8ES FOR CEILINGS.
a
native of the islands was seen at then concentrate at some spot, and a carbuncle
it
Incapable
of
escaping
before
it
Is
projects above a box through which
Seville
who, for a shilling, let a man or boil is the result. To one already enfeebled
made
a
prisoner.
Most
of
the
giraffes
passes the powerful current carried Men Have Employed Them ■« Substi­
throw at him as many stones as he by disease, boils seem to come with more frequency.
The INTERNAL REMEDY
In captivity have been caught by
along wlrea in a subway. A person
tute« for Saving« Bank«.
pleased from a distance of eight paces. causing the intensest pain and greatest danger to the already weak and
No Case Exists it Will Not Core
might step on this button and one of
Some tim« since a Liverpool gentle­ chance when young.
Without moving his left foot he avoid­ debilitated sufferer. All skin eruptions, from the sometimes fatal car­
the rails at the same Ume and not man died, ns It was thought, lutestate.
HOWARD E BURTON, Assay«- and Chemist
A Homo Divided.
ed every stone.
buncle to the spiteful little cat-boil, are caused by bad blood, and tha
receive a shock, but, as th« car passes No will could be found, and the next
Specimen
prices,
Gold,
Silver,
Lead,
|1
;
Gold,
811-
Most persons have had the experl- ver 7ic; ».old, 50c;ZincorCopper,fl. Cyanide tests.
Another native used to defy any one only way to avoid or get permanently rid of them is to purify and
over, a powerful magnet underneath of kin had already entered Into pos­
envelopes and full price list sent on applica­ to hurl an orange at him with so great build up the deteriorated, polluted blood, and counteract the humors
attracts the button and In raising It session when the decorators, In whose ence of walking with n friend out of Mailing
tion. Control and Umpire work solicited. Lead­ rapidity that he could not catch It
establishes the circuit which supplies hands the deceased's old house had step and trying to shift just at the ville, Colo. Reference Carbonate Nat’l Bank.
and poisons; and nothing will do this so quickly and thoroughly as
Three men tried this, each with a S. S. S., which is the acknowledged king of blood purifiers and great­
the motor with enough of the essential been placed for renovation, came moment when the friend also makes
is
an
Instance
of
the
attempt.
This
dozen oranges, and the islander caught est of all tonics. Where the blood has become impoverished and is
fluid to propel the car along the six­ across the long-aought-for document,
every orange. As a further test, he
YD J GAN EARN
teen feet of track to another point of paated on the library celling, whore It thwarted harmony much like that
hit his antagonists with each of th« poor and thin, no medicine acts so promptly in building up and restor­
contact The saving of expenses In had been hidden from view by n layer which appears In a story, told by V. C„
S25.00
PER
DAY
ing its richness, purity and
oranges.
installation and maintenance over of paper, which lind been placed there of an elderly couple. They were child­
O tting Water,
strength. The time to cure
Allegheny. Pa., June 11,1003.
less. nnd had never been united by the
that of the old systems, the freedom by the eccentric testator himself.
t l or Coal with
of twenty or thirty I **« sorely
Fishhook Cactus.
a
boil
is
before
it
devel
­
bond
of
other
lives
linked
with
their
AUSTIN
WELL
DRILLS
afflicted
with
large,
awful boil» on my face and
from overhead wires which so seri­
The celebrated Benu Brumme!, dur­ own. So they were always In a state
Many a traveler in desert lands, ops, when it is in a state body.. As soon ««they
would heal up in one place
Mate
in
all
Bizet
and
ously Interfere with the lighting of ing the first years of Ills exile, while
thirst.
when In danger of dying from
would break out in another part of the body,
stylet. Write lor Cata
of incubation or formation they
fire« In the cities, and the Immunity yet his fame ns a dandy was pre- of well-bred disagreement.
logut s an I list of users in
and
this
continued
for
ten year». I tried every*
has been saved by the plant known as in the blood ; for boils are, thing I could hear of to
On the subject of meals they dis­
get relief, but nothing
from fatal shocks which It Insures are eminent, had the celling of his bed-
the
water
or
fishhook
cactus,
says
the
did
me
any
good.
I
had
but little faith in S. 8.8.
after all, only the impuri­ doing me good when X began
factors which will no doubt bring room covered wlth mirrors, so that agreed thoroughly, ant! each usually
it, but after taking
New
York
Commercial.
During
th«
Beall S Co.
suggested a dish for the Sunday dinner
about Its rapid adoption.
for * short while the boils begin to disappear.
moist season It stores up a large quan­ ties and poisons bubbling it
even while at rest he could study ele- which the other did not approve. One
I continued on with the medicine, taking six bot*
up
through
the
skin,
and
313 Commer­ tity of water tor the subsequent dry
gance and assume a graceful pose. For Saturday the num came home from
ties, and all th« boils entirely disappeared. Five
Conflicting Evidence.
cial Block.
one, when all the ground is parched this will continue in spite years her« «lapsed since that time, and I hav«
Th« Widow—I wonder why Minerva such a purpose a glass celling Is. how­ market with a basket.
neverbeen bothered since, showing that the cur«
of
poulticing
and
lancing
with heat and only channels filled with
was called the guiltless of wisdom?
ever. not unique, and the notorious
PORTLAND.
was permanent. I had some thirty or forty of
“You needn't worry about to-mor­
The Bachelor—Probably because she duchess of Cleveland had such anoth­
stones mark the course of former rivu­ till the blood gets rid of th« most painful boils on« ever bed, and to b«
row's dinner any more, Marla, I’ve
entirely
rid of them by your great purifier
wasn't foolish enough to marry.
lets. So well has this cactus provided its accumulated poison. 8. fl. 8., puts
er constructed to gratify her vanity.
me under a debt of gratitude to
it.”
The Widow—Then why was Solomon,
The
way
to
stop
boils
is
YOU.
HENRY ZINN.
for
the
safety
of
Its
precious
liquid
For a far different reason did n cer­ got “And
so have I, George. You were
who had a thousand wives, called the
that it Is no easy task to obtain It to attack them in the blood,
tain Yorkshire gentleman of the last so undecided-------- "
wiaeat man?
The exterior skin is more impenetra­ and this is what S. S. S. does. All danger of boils is past when the
century, mentioned by Mrs. Gnakell In
"Undecided? I told you want 1
ble than the toughest leather, and, be­ blood has been thoroughly purified and the system cleansed of all mor­
her “Life of Charlotte Rronte," have
wanted.”
sides, It Is protected with long, wiry bid, impure matter. If you are subject to boils, then the same causes
hie celling paneled with mirrors. Ar­
"Well, I mean you didn't decide as
spines curved Into books at the end, that produced them last season will do so this, and the sooner you begin
dently devoted to the eport of cock-
did. So I bought a goose.”
yet so strong and springy that if a
fighting. he continued to the Inst to I “Why, so have I. 1 told you I’d like
to put your blood and system in good
large rock be thrown against them
enjoy Ills favorite pastime, and even
order the better the chance of going
”
they remain uninjured. If the spines
when on hie deathbed Ills room was a goose.
"Well, now we are agreed for ouce,
through the spring and summer season
be
burned
off
one
may,
by
long
and
the scene of many an exciting fight,
anyway.
”
without boils or other painful and irri­
tedious
effort,
cut
through
the
rind
which, lying on his back, he saw re­
"Yes, aud I suppose we'll have cold
tating skin eruptions. S. S. S. is guar­
wiiu a stout knife; otherwise nothing
flected In the glass overhead.
goose and stewed goose for the uext
anteed purely vegetable, and can be
but an axe will enable them to get at
Another Invalid whose tastes were two weeks."
taken with perfect safety by old and
the
Interior
of
this
well-armored
plant
certainly more aesthetic was n gentle­
They relapsed Into their usual si­
___
to ________________
When the top is removed and a hol­ young, and without harm
the most delicate __________
constitution. __
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is
man who died lately at Munich. Con­ lence.
low
made
by
scooping
out
some
of
the
mild
and
pleasant
in
its
action,
and
unequaled
as
a
cure
for
boils
and
fined for many months to hla bod. he
Sunday forenoon the wife asked."Do
soft Inner part It immediately fills with kindred eruption«. Write nt if you would like medical advice or other
gratified his love for art by having his you want a little quince in the apple­
FROM
YOUR DEALER water, cool and refreshing, though a information.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
celling papered and covered with Ills sauce with your goose?"
blistering sun may have been beating
moat treasured picture«, which he in
“Your goose, you mean."
upon the tough skin above it all day.
hi« younger days had acquired. These
"No .1 don't. It seemed so absurd
wer« changed from time to time for to hnvo two geese In th« house that I 84.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 The water, when first obtained, has a
whitish or smoky tint, but when set­
others In hl« collection, which In their sent mine to Aunt Jane."
TCtf? SHOES THV&tto.
tled Is as clear as crystal.
turn were contemplated with delight
"What! 1 »ent mine to Uncle Joe!" W.L. Douglas slux's
by the crippled connoisseur as he lay
Doing Hie Best.
are worn by more
Are not manufacturer«
stretched
on
hla
couch
of
pain.
Dreeaed t)»r a Ix>ng Walk.
Belati.
"Have you ever made any effort to
nu-n than any other
regular construction, but
During a police case heard n year
Mrs. Malaprop—I walked twenty make. The reason
do
your
fellow
man
any
good?
”
ÜM the old rehabs remedy
back at Tottenham the prosecutrix told five miles yesterday.
"Certainly,” answered Senator Sor­
is they hold their
the magistrate that sh« had taken the
Mr. Farlormop—Did you wear a pod shape,ntbetter,wear
ghum. "It Is a well-known fact that
prisoner tn out of charity and had per­ otneter?
longer, and have i
money widely distributed can accom­
mitted her to remain. This th« prla
Mias Malaprop—Oh, no, Indeed Just greater intrinsic
Put up with full knowledge of the re­
plish but little. In order to exert Its
oner denied, saying that sh« paid 2a ■ short skirt—Harvard Lampoon.
quirements of thia rough western coun­
value than any
full force and achieve great works It
Cd a week. "You only paid 2s." re­
try.
Made to stand up, and will stand
other shoes.
must be concentrated."
Temporary Opinion.
up. better than any buggy sold at any­
torted th« other, "and that la marked
So/rf f w-it w Sere.
"Well?
”
The Fiancee—The Ide« of his think
thing like the price. If you want a
; I—S A-r
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on the celling.” Thia novel Idea of
"1 have been doing my best to con­
Ibtugle. n^a Coro,is Coltskin, which
good buggy at a moderate price, try our
converting a celling Into a rent book Ing that he 1« unworthy of me.
everywhererunceelrd
tobethe
flneat
Patent
“ Bee Line.” You can’t beat it.’ We
The Confidante—Yes, but you need­ Leather yet produced. Fast Co NfftWt usrd. centrate as much of it as possible.”—
evoked a roar of laughter In court
Washington Star.
have the " Bee Line ” Road Wagon«.
Bitoee b t man. 25 cents extra. Write for Catalog.
An eccentric Brighton pedagogue n't argue the matter with him. He'll
W. L. iHHt.LU, Brockton, M au .
MITCHELL, LEWIS * STAYER CO.
waa wont to use the celling of hla discover hl» error In time.—Brooklyn
A Query Anewered.
*»> Plrat Stet,
PORTUA.-NO. ORHOON
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schoolroom
a blackboard. It was Life.
Laura—We have no infallible for­
covered with a casing of blackened
Some women have so much powder
mula for removing a double chin. Con-
and polished wood on which the domi­ on theui that kissing them must taste
BOISt!
suit some man who says he can shave
Ä P O K A IN B
nie, by means of a long, chalk pointed , Ilk« th* first bit« I d a biscuit
himself in the dark.—Baltimore New*
Peculiar
To Itself
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Science
vention
Ayers
IA MICHIGAN MAYOR SAYS
I Know Pe-ru-na Is a Fine Tonic for a
Worn Out System
Sarsaparilla
Poor Health
MARCH, APRIL, MAY
BOILS
PYRAMIDS OF PAIN
Perrin’s Pile Specific
For Rheumatism
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