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Spring Medicine HUMOK OF THE WEEK There Is no other season when good medicine is so much needed as in ths 8TORIE8 TOLD BY FUNNY MEN OF THE PRE88. Spring. The blood Is impure, weak and Impoverished—a condition Indicated Odd, Curious .nd Laughable Phatea by pimples and other eruptions on the of Human Natur. Graphically Por trayed by Eminent Word Artl.t. of face and body, by deficient vitality, Our Own Day—A Budget of Fun, loss of appetite, lack of strength, and want of animation. *'I wonder what has become Of Goodley. When he was at school, you ! remember, be used to talk so much about uplifting mankind. Entered the Make the blood pure, vigorous and ministry, perhaps.” “Oh, no! He’s manufacturing explo rioh, create appetite, give vitality, sive shells and torpedoes.”—Philadel strength and animation, and cure phia I.edger. all eruptions. Have the whole family Directly Under It. begin to take them today. “It's funny,” said, the long-winded “Hood’s Sarsaparilla has been used tn our family for some time, and always with bore, “but nobody ever seem« glad to good results. Last spring I was all run Bee me.” “And haven't you ever found out tho down and got a bottle of It, and as usual received great benefit.” Miss B bcla 8 cause of your unpopularity?” inquired hg candid friend. B otcx , Stowe, Vt. “No, I can't dlacover It” Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises te "Well, Well; ifg right under your •uro and keeps the promise. very noae.”—Philadelphia Press. An Unlucky Combination. Prison Visitor—What brought you here, my man? Convict—Superstition, ma’am. Prison Visitor—Superstition? Convict—Yes, ma’am. It was the unlucky 13, ma’^m. Prison Visitor—Thirteen! In what way? Convict—Why, the Judge an’ the Jury united against me, ma’am.—Cleve land Plain Dealer. PERU-NA TONES UP THE SYSTEM IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING." 8AYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNO GIRL. Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, then boils, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv ousness, depression. If the Bell Boy (outside of room 56)—Say, the gas is escaping In there. Country man (ingide of room 65)—No, it ain’t; He—I think I ought to tako a hot I locked the door.—Ex. foot bath. Where is the mustard? I Mother—Johnny Jones, did you get She—Out in the pantry. that awful cold out gkating? Son— He—Pshaw! It’s dark out there stomach, then dyspepsia, Mother, I think I caught It waghlng and I haven’t got a match. biliousness, loss of appetite. my face yesterday morning.—Judge. She—You don't need a match to lo Your doctor knows the Chumply—I don't know whether I cate it It’s right alongside of the remedy, used for 60 years. ought to take your daughter from her Limburger cheese. — Philadelphia “ Returning front the Cuban war, I wa> a father's roof. Her Father—She doesn't Press. perfect wreck. My blood was bad, and my health waa gone. But a few bottles of Ayer*« live on the roof.—Philadelphia Bulle Not Quite the Same. Sarsaparilla completely cured me.** tin. 11. C. DOXHLMB, Scranton, Pa. Mrs. Backwoods—Our Henry's doin’ 00 a bottle. J. c. ay Kit co., “I say, Broom!” “Call me by my real well in town. He’s runnin* a ho | JI AH^drug£hit8|^ Lowell. Mass. whole name, if you please. It has a for tel now an’ it’s a big one, too. handle to it, and it was meant to be Mrs. Korntop—Do tell! used, sir.” “That’s so. Well, Broom Mrs. Backwoods—He surely Is. Got handle, how are you?” a letter from him this mornin’ an’ be Curioso—Your name Is Ephraim, is sez. “I’m a hotel runner now an’ it’s Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping the a real swell place.”—Philadelphia bowels regular with Ayer's Pills. It? How'd your parents come to give you that name? Mod estus—I don't Press. Extreme Measures. Left-Handed Penmen Not Wanted. Alter people pass forty they find know for certain, but I suspect it was Masculine View. Few business men will employ a “The coming woman,” said lie type that they have no place to wear their because I was a boy.—Boston Tran- left-handed person as a clerk or book writer boarder, “will not take a back MW clothes unless they go to church. script. keeper and the prejudice against them | “Women claim that the way to get seat for anybody.” extends to the government depart How’s This? on with a man is to give him plenty "I hope you are right, ” rejoined th« ments at Washington. The chiefs of One Hundred Dollars Reward for w. offer ___ __________________________ scanty-haired bachelor. “Those fe any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by ot nicely cooked food.’ “Well,' ,” an- those departments are entirely willing Catarrh Cure. MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, OF NEW YORK. males who ocupy the back seats re Hui's F. J. CHENKY & CO., Propa, Toledo, O. swered Sirius Barker, Irritably, “why to overlook bad penmanship on tha served for smokers in street cars mak« We, the undersigned, have known F. J. don't some of them try it?”—Washing part of a really good and industrious Cheney for the last IS years, and believe him ton Star. me real weary.” perfectly honorable in all business transa«- clerk, but it is the man or woman who Miss Marjory Hampton, 2616 Third Avenue, New York City, writes: tions and fl n anclally able to carry out any ob i A Great Debt: Bragg—I owe noth writes with the left hand at which the "Peruns is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. Taken in tha ligations made by their firm. Usurping Her Prerogative. ing to any man. Newltt — Oh, yes, you wzst i T kuax , Wholesale Druggists', Toledo, O. balk 1s made. The dead line is drawn spring it tones up the system and acts as a tonic, strengthening me more “Will you marry me, darling?” ask W.LDiNo, Kissis & M arvin , Wholesale Drug do. Bragg—No, str! Newltt—Oh, yes. than a vacation. In the fall and winter I have found that it cures colds and 1st tne tuat jnst the moment it is ascertameu ascertained that ed the young man in the parlor scene. gists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act You owe an apology to every man who catarrh and also find that it Is invaluable to keep the bowels regular, acting Is left-handed and he is forth- J'-' 8 clerk < “Sir," rejoined his fair companion, ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur as a gentle stimulant on the system. In fact, I consider it a whole, medicine with ith Informed that If It is hi» his desire . »<•' "this is leap year and you should know faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. hss to listen to you blow.—Philadel chest.”—Miss Marjory Hampton. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. phia Press. to continue in government service It that in matters of this kind a gentle Hall’s Family rills are the beBt. will be necessary for him to write with Improvement at the Gas Office: “Did man should wait until he is asked.” bls right hand. This information Is A huge sunfish, the largest ever seen, you have any luck when you went to is weak, nervous and depressed; and PURE BLOOD No Chance for a Blow-Out. was recently captured near Santa Cata always a bitter pill for the left-hand again he may have eruptions, Bwellings complain about the gas bill?” “Better lina Island, off the coast of California. “ If I were to give you $10," said the penholders, but there Is nothing to be and other blood humors. Whichever luck than last month,” answered Mr. philanthropist, “would you blow It In?” It weighed about 1,900 pounds. dono but begin to write with the right j Meek ton; “the man didn’t laugh this Blood Impurities of Spring it is, the cause is the same—effete “Nary a blow, mister," replied the hand or "throw up the job,” and few accumulations in the blood. Plso s Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds time.”—Ex. Mother—if I catch you chasing those time—Cause, Preven aro anxious to quit government service hens again I'll wash your face every hard-luck victim. “Ef I wuz ter git and consumption. Try it. Price25 cents, Nothing is more certain within the Magistrate (sternly)—Didn’t I tell hold uv dat much coin In er lump it st druggists. whole range of medical science than •ven for this cause. you the last time you were here I nev- day next week!—Punch. tion and Cure. ’ud take me breoth erway. See?” that a course of Peruna in early spring* That Acid Trouble. The population of Japan is twelve er wanted you to come before me ; time will perfectly and effectually pre True Enough. again? Prisoner — Yes, sir, but I Other Bide of It. times as dense as that of the United Colusa, Cal., April 18th.—Much has Dr. Hartman’s medical lectures are Towne—Did you tell Markley you | couldn't make the policeman believe eagerly scanned by many thousand vent or cure this almost universal affec- “When women get their rights,” States. been said and written recently about had Just bought a magazine rifle? | tion. It.—New Yorker. said Miss Strongmind, “there will be Uric Acid in the system; what causes readers. Everybody feels it in some degree. Browne—Yes. less foolish lovemaking.” “ Funny about Ralston wanting his it and how to get rid of it. It is One of the most timely and interest A great majority are disturbed con Towne—You're a truthful gentle That's all right, ” rejoined Mr. “ former wife to get a divorce from her known to be the first cause ol Rheuma man! Why, it’s only a cheap single- ing lectures he ever delivered was bis siderably, while a large per cent of the Masherton, “ there won ’ t be a girl left tism and many other diseases and has barrel affair. second busband so that they might get recent lecture on the blood impurities human family are made very miserable worth spooning over.” married again.” “Not very, He's al- of spring. therefore received a great deal of atten by this condition every spring. Browne—Well, I bought It through tion from medical men. ways been falling In love with other The doctor said in substance that Peruna will prevent it if taken in Botany Hass an advertisement in a magazine, didn’t Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place I?—Philadelphia Press. men’s wives.”—Ex. every spring the bl rod is loaded with time. claims that he has solved the problem Peruna will cure it if taken as di Dally Guide to Flattery: If there is the effete accumulations of winter, of how to get this acid out of the sys Charitable Sex, something on the table that the deranging the digestion, producing rected. tem. He says: Tie (at amateur concert)—What do Peruna is the ideal spring medicine hostess knows Is so badly cooked that sluggishness of the liver, overtaxing "I had this acid trouble myself for you think of Miss Screecher’a voice? she feels bored about It, ask for more the kidneys, interfering with the ac of the medical profession. years. At times the Kidney secretions She—Oh, I think it’s all of what it’s If you do not derive prompt and sat- Genuine and eat it with the greatest apparent tion of the bowels and the proper cir would be very profuse and at other cracked up to be. culation of the blood. i isfi'.c'ory re ults from the use of Peru relish.—Baltimore American. I times scant but the acid was always This condition of things produces i na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv “Have you any taste for Thacke- Then or Never. my greatest trouble. Medicine failed what is popularly known as spring ing a full statement of your case, and ray? ” asked Mrs. “ No, I Oldcastle. Miss Willing — Should a girl allow to cure me till at last I heard of a rem fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus can’t say that I have,” replied her tion, that tired feeling, blood thicken- he will be pleased to give you his valu edy called Dodd’s Kidney Pills and her dance to kiss her before they are able advice gratis. hostess; “ is that anything like this after taking a box I seemed to be en married? n ' and many other names. Address Dr. Hartman, President of paprika they’re puttin’ In everything Mrs. Wedderly—Well, if she wants tirely cured. However it came back on Sometimes the victim is I liions, dys The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, now?"—Chicago Record Herald. me and tiffs time I took several boxes him to kiss her at all she should. peptic and constipated ; sometimes he Ohio. What he Would Rather Have Ex with the result that I was completely Must Bear Signature of Bomething to Mow. ---- —----------------------------------------- ! and permanently cured. This was pressed Differently: Gushing Lady — “I wonder if they produce hay tn three years ago and I have not had a the arctic fields?” said the ballroom Oh, but Mr. Jones, I should love to be It takes two to make a quarrel until Sometimes we may learn more from single symptom of the acid trouble boarder. beautiful—even If for only half an a man’s errors than from his virtues.— you have one of your own, and then It since. I am 76 years of age and I am hour! Jones—Yes; but you wouldn’t Longfellow. is always the other one who makes it “I don't know wh-tlier they call It well as eier I was.” like the coming back again!—Punch. See Fac-Simile Wrapper Below. hay or not” replied the cheerful Idiot Teacher—Mushrooms always grow Conductor—All aboard! Please get Bucoesa. “but it's something the Eskimos." in damp places. aboard quickly, Miss; the train is Some people think success means Pupil — That's why they look like A Princely Reward. about to start Young Lady—But I simply to get rich. Others think it “Boy," said the wealthy man. beam umbrellas, ain’t It? wish to kiss my sister good-by. Con means merely to keep out of jail. One FOR HEADACHE. ductor—Get aboard, get aboard; I’ll of these definitions is about as near ing with gratitude; “you have done me An Indorsement. FOR DIZZINESS. attend to that for you.—Yale Record. correct as the other, says a philoso a great service and I am going to re A scum—But does this medicine real FOR BILIOUSNESS. ward you,” ITTLE pher. | “Coal vases?” said the hardware ly cure deafness? “Oh, thank you, str!" gasped the IVER FOR TORPID LIVER. Clerk—Eh? merchant. “Yes, sir.” “Something small boy. FOR CONSTIPATION. nicely Japanned?” "No, sir,” said th* Ascum (shouting)—I say, does It PILLS. FOR SALLOW SKIN. No remedy ever yet discovered has met with such “Here, in this case, is the first dollar really cure deafness? customer, a man with fierce mustache I ever made. Gaze on It and let it In popular favor as S. S. S. The people everywhere indorse it FOR THE COMPLEXION Clerk—Well, I should say sol I’vs and a foreign accent; “haven’t you For Infanta and Children. spire you to he Industrious and saving. tnken It regularly for twenty years. something in Russia iron?”—Chicago and there are few homes where S. S. S. for the blood is S Good-by.”—Philadelphia Ledger. not known and used. It is superior in many ways to the ordi Tribune. wams m i ™ There*, the Bnb. nary blood medicines. In the first place S. S. S. is a guaranteed The Cares of Youth« How to Hold Actors: "It always CURE SICK HEADACHE. Towne—It it hadn't been for that makes me mad to talk to an actor. He purely vegetable compound, made exclusively of medicinal roots fellow Cutter I’d bo $100 richer to HOWARD E. BURTON. A.'sayer and Chemiit ' pretends to listen politely, but his at selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic properties that act day, Specimen prices, (Sold, Silver, Ideati, |1; Gold, Sil tention Is wandering all the time. Ever upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it to a healthy, ver, 7 »c ; Gold, 60c ; Zinc or Copper, fl. Cyanide tests. Browne—Oh, forget about it. You Mailing envelopes and fiiU prlrellst sentonappllear notice it?” "No. I always talk to natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic effects the gen A Little Mistake. ought to take things philosophically. tlon. Control and Umpire work solicited. Lead- .. , ,, ,,, . . Young Lady—What is the pric. ef --- Colo. _ . Reference ------ !. ----- .------- Nat ...... — them about themselves. —Philadel eral system improves, the sluggish organs arc toiled up, and renewed ville. Carbonate ’l Bank. Towne — I do. That ’ s easy enough, that bicycle costume? phia Ledger. strength and vigor and better health is the result. No bad after-effects but it ’ s hnrd to part with things phil Denier—That Is not a bicycle costume, B U V Owner of Fishpond (to man who is follow the use of S. S. S., as so often happens with blood medicines osophically.—Philadelphia Press. miss; it’s a suit of sanitary underwear. trespassing)—Don't you see that sign, containing strong minerals, which derange the stomach and digestion Cooked Up. PIT8 Permanenuy vurea. Wo tits or nervousness "No fishing here? Angler—Yes, and and in other ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood, fl 10 after tlrsl day's use of Dr. K line's < I real Neer« "So this Is the old family Bible?” I dispute It. Why, there’s good flsh- such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pim ■•Storer. Send for Free 8« trial boltleand trsatlM said Mr. Newsooter, who was waiting Dr. H. H. Kline, Ltd .Ml Arch St . Pblladslpbla, Pa. Ing here. Look at this basketful, The ples, Eczema, Tetter, ALWAYS KEEPS S. 8. 8. ON HAND. In the parlor for Miss I’assay. man must have been mad who put Blood Poisons, and other Goott Time to Die. "No,” replied Miss Passay's little Monticello, Ark., May SI, 1903. that board up. Gloomy Man—Who is the fool who Gentlemen:—For about twelve years I have troubles due to impure or brother, "that's tho new one sister “It was only five years ago that I been using your 8. 8. 8. as a household remedy. bad condition of the blood, wrote "I Would Not Die in Spring- bet ht Inst week so she could write in time?" started in with our firm at five dollars I have taken It ai a tonic and appetiser, and be no remedy acts so promptly It nil nbout when she was born.”_ Wife—Fool! a week," said Bragg, “and now I earn lieve there le none better. I have need it for my Philadelphia Press. Gloomy Man—Yes. _ ____ 1. Springtime fifty a week without any trouble.” ehildren at various times for little akin eruptions, and thoroughly as S. S. S. Just the senson to die. Escape the spring “ That’s so; it's easy to earn that,” re boils and poisons caused by playing with weeds. It reaches deep-seated, Synonym«. house cleaning, you know. plied Newltt, “but how much do you 8. 8. 8. le my standard, never mind what is the long-standing cases, upon Oh, there’s a word of nine letters matter. If I use a bottle ot 8. 8. 8. It tones up the which the ordinary potash get? ” — Philadelphia Press. that describes Crabbe to a't.' ” Mother! will find Mrs. Wlmlowi's Soothing system, cleanses the blood and makes me well I Ida — I don't believe Mr. Smart be Byrup the belt remedy to use for their childreo “Ah, yes—’pessimist.’ ’’ again. As an all-round family medicine I consider and sarsaparilla compounds during the teething period.. _ "Well, I meant ’dyspeptic,’ but it FROM YOUR DUALER lieves my handkerchiefs are linen. 8. 8. 8. the beet remedy of the kind that have I have no effect. Even where used, and generally keep it on hand as a fam there is an hereditary "Wot s worryin’ him? In fer a lick amounts to the same thing."—Philadel May—Why not? Ida—I told him I over ily remedy. MBS. V. O. WHITTINGTON. Still a Child. in’?" had my pin money wrapped In my predisposition to disease, phia Press. Old Man—What! Marry that child? “ Nope; worscer ’ n that He says ter S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and handkerchief and lost it He said $4.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 Suitor—Your daughter is no longer a Murder Will Out. there was a great deal of money lost build up the health; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim child, sir; she is a woman. i day's the day he's decided ter propose orlo . um " a S? SHOES th VA --------- "You simply can’t get that girl to in cotton these days.—Chicago News. ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can Old Man—Nonsense! Why, she isn't to the teacher." tell her age." W. L. Douglas shoes S bit bossy yet. Tommy—To-morrow’s your birthday, exist without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every Why Rhe Objected. "Well, time will tell, even If she are worn by more ain’t It, ma? I wisht I had a dollar; organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment, "I suppose, my dear," said old Mon men than any other won't" You Con Oct Allen’« Foot-Esue FREE. I'd buy you a present Ma—That’s and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest of make. Tho reason Writ« Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., for • eybags, "that you object to my using thoughtful of you, my dear. But why the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro The Style that Coate. tree Mm pie of Allen's Foot hue, It cure, tobacco because it Is s poison.” is, they hold their •wealing, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes “After all, I guess tt doesn’t cost shape,titbet ter,wear do you need a dollar? Tommy—'Cause vided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood which long "Yes," replied bis young wife; “be new or tight shoes easy A pertain cure for much to live in New York.” that's the price of It. It's the dandl- experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, and corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug cause It Is—er—such a slow poison." longer, and have gists m H It. 2.7c. Don’t accept any substitute, i "It may not cost much to live,” re greater intrinsic eat catcher’s mask you ever saw.— the acknowledged “ King of Blood Purifiers.” An Old Buying Applied. plied the man who had tried It, "but tt value than auy Philadelphia Press. No Nonsense Nowadays. "I am agreeably surprised at the costs a lof to make people believe OCR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charge of graduated physicians, Fond Mother—I don’t know what to Modern Poet—Give me a rhyme for loom you have given iue,’’ said the you're living and not merely existing." other shoes. is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of those So/d £ very where. do. I want to send my daughter to Influenza. mannger of the theatrical troupe, with —Philadelphia Press. ; Look for name and price on bottom. who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write Friend—What are you writing? Dougins uses Corona Coltskin, which 1» college, and yet I don’t want to send a patronizing air. “It’s really first- everywhere conceded thbethe finest Patent her into the world unprotected. Wise us, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Modern Poet—An o<le to spring. class.” Lvatheryet produced. Fast Color E yr let s used. visitor, who has observed the daugh The Gypsies. bhoes by mail,25 cent« extra. Write for Catalog. THE SWIFT SPECIHC CO., ATLAHTA, GA. "Ah!” replied the proprietor of the Gypsies were found In England W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Ma$a ter’s disposition—You mean that it UOUOR-MOSFffiME-TOBACCO hotel. "Your room Is better thnn your about 1614, according to "A Dyalogue would be unkind to send her out Into HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED company."—Philadelphia Press. of Sir Thomas More” (1529), but the the unprotected world! — POR FULL MATKUIAM —• paint the perches^ the exact year of their arrival Is unknown. PRU88IAN Blight Mistake. Never say again that a newspaper I IHF If 1 1 I fumes kill the lice. Hem Shopper (tn department store)—Isn’t They were present In Scotland In 1606, Dr. C. Gee Wo writer is not a master of diplomacy. rVICUtn cannot feed lice and feed Another Ixtng-Felt Want. you. Price, 5Oc and 91.00 a can. Sold by dealer». !♦ rather early to have those mosquito and possibly they were the “Saracens” One of the fraternity was to write up WONDERFUL whose depredations tn that country MtrsSlAM REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn Tough—Ilava yer got pull enough la nets on sale. the history of an old lady of 98. He HOME Gentlemen—I am a breeder of first-class Stl-Lace Wyandotte». Washington to git a patent fer me? I won a can of your PRUSSIAN LlQVlD LICE KILLER m a epectal | Saleslady—Beg pardon, but those are prior to 14tX) are on recorA was told she had never so much as TREATMENT premium at the St Paul Poultry Show of 1000. and find it 1 b all Patent Lawyer—What ia your Inven boarding house blankets. Batalllard and other authors believe ri»ht. There are several here that want a reliable lice killer and learned her letters. Did he blurt it Thl« wonderful Chb tion? you^ele all rl<h$ WM M RWAGGERT. Wgrmtg, Minn. tha. gypsies existed In Europe from nene doctor ia called out In print? Not a bit of it He J H M alone of Adel. M o .eavethePRCSSlAN LICE KILLEB Tough—It's a pneumatic tire fer per- «Tpat because h« cure» Finale. | is just the thing for lice on hoge, and is worth five time« it« coe% immemorial times, for they And no ac merely stated on his finely written people without opera Uee clubs. “Are you still making visits to your count of their crossing the Bosphorous tion that are given up PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland. Or.. Coast Agent« article that “she can read the finest to die. He cures wltn dentist?" and no record Is known to exist of iboM wonderful Ubl- print as well as she ever could. ” ne«e herbs, root«, buds, I "No.” I their passage to England or Scotland. bark« and vegetable« "How's that?” are «ninety un They were better received in these that Queer. known to medical sci I "Oh, nothing, only I ran out of countries than In any other, bu» so ence in ihis country through the us« • "Hades is supposed to be located In Th« improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner Th. 1NTIBNAL RINCDT harmless remedies this famous doctor teeth.” early as 1531 an act was passed re those the center of the earth. Isn’t It?" re Tskes will remove Sage I Brush. RabNt Brush, Crease Wood, knows the action of over 500 different rena Me C bm him It Will Net C«r« I which he sucresaftiUy use« In different out all quiring the Egyptians to quit the realm etllea. Chico, etc. ; Leaves the ground in perfect condition Safety Appllanca. marked the thermometer, d seaeea. He guarantee« to cur« cattarh, asth for seeding without the Husband—Why did you want a under pain of death, a similar edict ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, "Yes, but what of it?*' inquired ths brush by AOBNTS WANTED stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hondreds ot the roots use of a plow at a coet barometer. For our New Gsaolone Drag Haw Wa mt en speaking tube from the dining room being Issued In Scotland la 1541 and at te«tlmoa a «. < barge« moderate. Call ami leaving same in not to exceed him. Patient« out of the city write for gine only one« lor aach log one man ean to tha kitchen? "It seems funny, I was Jnst think- varying periods tn moat of the Euro see blanks and circulars. Send stamps CONSUL wove mw We handle th« only Malleable piles at regular TATION FRKK. Al'DHaSS Ing the lower down I should get m intervals. Teeth are Wife—So I can give the cook orders pean states. Orabblns Machine. Writ« us your want« In the machinery Un« direction the higher up I'd go.“— automatically c leaned. Transportation across the seas was I without having bar throw dishes at The C. G« Wo Chines« Medkin« Co. that RKÌF.K8ON MACHINERY CO.. Philadelphia Press. among the milder means adopted and Foot Morrison St__________ Portland, Orason me. No clogging. Will work on 293 Aider St., PnrUaxsJ. Orejom. probably was the cause of much stony ground. Our booklet Not la Her I.ine. It sometimes happens that a family describing the machine in detail. Mrs. Fadden — Have you ever had further dispersion of the tribes. Under which cannot boast that one of its Its advantages cost, shipping Henry VIII. gypslee were shipped from any experience tn tiring china? members underwent an operation, can weight, etc., sent free on application Mrs. Artless—No, Indeed! Our cook England to Norway or Franca, and recall a time when one of the children attends to that whoa she has a bad from France, so recently at 1802, they THE BURTON MFG. CO. went from one convulaion into another; f«22 ARAPAHOK ST. DENVER. were deported to Africa. Hood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills Easily Found in the Dark. Sarsaparilla Impure Blood ABSOLUTE SECUaSTY. Carter’s Little Liver Pills. THE KING OF BLOOD PURIFIERS CARTER’S / CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought W. L. DOUGLAS Perrin's Pile Specific ]