Spring Medicine
HUMOK OF THE WEEK
There Is no other season when good
medicine is so much needed as in ths 8TORIE8 TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRE88.
Spring.
The blood Is impure, weak and
Impoverished—a condition Indicated Odd, Curious .nd Laughable Phatea
by pimples and other eruptions on the
of Human Natur. Graphically Por
trayed by Eminent Word Artl.t. of
face and body, by deficient vitality,
Our Own Day—A Budget of Fun,
loss of appetite, lack of strength, and
want of animation.
*'I wonder what has become Of
Goodley. When he was at school, you
! remember, be used to talk so much
about uplifting mankind. Entered the
Make the blood pure, vigorous and ministry, perhaps.”
“Oh, no! He’s manufacturing explo
rioh, create appetite, give vitality,
sive shells and torpedoes.”—Philadel
strength and animation, and cure phia I.edger.
all eruptions. Have the whole family
Directly Under It.
begin to take them today.
“It's funny,” said, the long-winded
“Hood’s Sarsaparilla has been used tn
our family for some time, and always with bore, “but nobody ever seem« glad to
good results. Last spring I was all run Bee me.”
“And haven't you ever found out tho
down and got a bottle of It, and as usual
received great benefit.”
Miss B bcla 8 cause of your unpopularity?” inquired
hg candid friend.
B otcx , Stowe, Vt.
“No, I can't dlacover It”
Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises te
"Well, Well; ifg right under your
•uro and keeps the promise.
very noae.”—Philadelphia Press.
An Unlucky Combination.
Prison Visitor—What brought you
here, my man?
Convict—Superstition, ma’am.
Prison Visitor—Superstition?
Convict—Yes, ma’am. It was the
unlucky 13, ma’^m.
Prison Visitor—Thirteen! In what
way?
Convict—Why, the Judge an’ the
Jury united against me, ma’am.—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
PERU-NA TONES UP THE SYSTEM
IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING."
8AYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNO GIRL.
Impure blood always shows
somewhere. If the skin, then
boils, pimples, rashes. If the
nerves, then neuralgia, nerv
ousness, depression. If the
Bell Boy (outside of room 56)—Say,
the gas is escaping In there. Country
man (ingide of room 65)—No, it ain’t;
He—I think I ought to tako a hot
I locked the door.—Ex.
foot bath. Where is the mustard?
I Mother—Johnny Jones, did you get
She—Out in the pantry.
that awful cold out gkating? Son—
He—Pshaw! It’s dark out there
stomach, then dyspepsia,
Mother, I think I caught It waghlng
and I haven’t got a match.
biliousness, loss of appetite.
my face yesterday morning.—Judge.
She—You don't need a match to lo
Your doctor knows the
Chumply—I don't know whether I
cate it It’s right alongside of the
remedy, used for 60 years.
ought to take your daughter from her
Limburger
cheese. — Philadelphia
“ Returning front the Cuban war, I wa> a
father's roof. Her Father—She doesn't
Press.
perfect wreck. My blood was bad, and my
health waa gone. But a few bottles of Ayer*«
live on the roof.—Philadelphia Bulle
Not Quite the Same.
Sarsaparilla completely cured me.**
tin.
11. C. DOXHLMB, Scranton, Pa.
Mrs. Backwoods—Our Henry's doin’
00 a bottle.
J. c. ay Kit co.,
“I say, Broom!” “Call me by my
real well in town. He’s runnin* a ho | JI
AH^drug£hit8|^
Lowell. Mass.
whole name, if you please. It has a
for
tel now an’ it’s a big one, too.
handle to it, and it was meant to be
Mrs. Korntop—Do tell!
used, sir.” “That’s so. Well, Broom
Mrs. Backwoods—He surely Is. Got
handle, how are you?”
a letter from him this mornin’ an’ be
Curioso—Your name Is Ephraim, is
sez. “I’m a hotel runner now an’ it’s Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping the
a real swell place.”—Philadelphia bowels regular with Ayer's Pills. It? How'd your parents come to give
you that name? Mod estus—I don't
Press.
Extreme Measures.
Left-Handed Penmen Not Wanted.
Alter people pass forty they find know for certain, but I suspect it was
Masculine View.
Few business men will employ a
“The coming woman,” said lie type that they have no place to wear their because I was a boy.—Boston Tran-
left-handed person as a clerk or book
writer
boarder, “will not take a back MW clothes unless they go to church. script.
keeper and the prejudice against them
| “Women claim that the way to get
seat
for
anybody.”
extends to the government depart
How’s This?
on with a man is to give him plenty
"I
hope
you
are
right,
”
rejoined
th«
ments at Washington. The chiefs of
One Hundred Dollars Reward for
w. offer
___ __________________________
scanty-haired bachelor.
“Those fe any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by ot nicely cooked food.’ “Well,' ,” an-
those departments are entirely willing
Catarrh Cure.
MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, OF NEW YORK.
males who ocupy the back seats re Hui's F.
J. CHENKY & CO., Propa, Toledo, O. swered Sirius Barker, Irritably, “why
to overlook bad penmanship on tha
served for smokers in street cars mak« We, the undersigned, have known F. J. don't some of them try it?”—Washing
part of a really good and industrious
Cheney for the last IS years, and believe him ton Star.
me real weary.”
perfectly honorable in all business transa«-
clerk, but it is the man or woman who
Miss Marjory Hampton, 2616 Third Avenue, New York City, writes:
tions and fl n anclally able to carry out any ob i A Great Debt: Bragg—I owe noth
writes with the left hand at which the
"Peruns is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. Taken in tha
ligations made by their firm.
Usurping Her Prerogative.
ing
to
any
man.
Newltt
—
Oh,
yes,
you
wzst
i
T
kuax
,
Wholesale
Druggists',
Toledo,
O.
balk 1s made. The dead line is drawn
spring it tones up the system and acts as a tonic, strengthening me more
“Will you marry me, darling?” ask W.LDiNo, Kissis & M arvin , Wholesale Drug
do. Bragg—No, str! Newltt—Oh, yes. than a vacation. In the fall and winter I have found that it cures colds and
1st tne
tuat
jnst
the moment it is ascertameu
ascertained that
ed the young man in the parlor scene. gists, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act You owe an apology to every man who catarrh and also find that it Is invaluable to keep the bowels regular, acting
Is left-handed and he is forth- J'-'
8 clerk
<
“Sir," rejoined his fair companion, ing
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
as a gentle stimulant on the system. In fact, I consider it a whole, medicine
with
ith Informed that If It is hi»
his desire . »<•'
"this is leap year and you should know faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. hss to listen to you blow.—Philadel chest.”—Miss Marjory Hampton.
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
phia
Press.
to continue in government service It
that in matters of this kind a gentle Hall’s Family rills are the beBt.
will be necessary for him to write with
Improvement at the Gas Office: “Did
man should wait until he is asked.”
bls right hand. This information Is
A huge sunfish, the largest ever seen, you have any luck when you went to
is weak, nervous and depressed; and
PURE BLOOD
No
Chance
for
a
Blow-Out.
was
recently
captured
near
Santa
Cata
always a bitter pill for the left-hand
again he may have eruptions, Bwellings
complain about the gas bill?” “Better
lina
Island,
off
the
coast
of
California.
“
If
I
were
to
give
you
$10,"
said
the
penholders, but there Is nothing to be
and other blood humors. Whichever
luck than last month,” answered Mr.
philanthropist, “would you blow It In?” It weighed about 1,900 pounds.
dono but begin to write with the right
j Meek ton; “the man didn’t laugh this Blood Impurities of Spring it is, the cause is the same—effete
“Nary a blow, mister," replied the
hand or "throw up the job,” and few
accumulations in the blood.
Plso s Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds time.”—Ex.
Mother—if I catch you chasing those
time—Cause, Preven
aro anxious to quit government service hens again I'll wash your face every hard-luck victim. “Ef I wuz ter git and consumption. Try it. Price25 cents,
Nothing is more certain within the
Magistrate (sternly)—Didn’t I tell
hold uv dat much coin In er lump it st druggists.
whole range of medical science than
•ven for this cause.
you the last time you were here I nev-
day next week!—Punch.
tion
and
Cure.
’ud take me breoth erway. See?”
that a course of Peruna in early spring*
That Acid Trouble.
The population of Japan is twelve er wanted you to come before me
; time will perfectly and effectually pre
True Enough.
again?
Prisoner
—
Yes,
sir,
but
I
Other Bide of It.
times as dense as that of the United
Colusa, Cal., April 18th.—Much has
Dr. Hartman’s medical lectures are
Towne—Did you tell Markley you
| couldn't make the policeman believe eagerly scanned by many thousand vent or cure this almost universal affec-
“When women get their rights,” States.
been said and written recently about had Just bought a magazine rifle?
| tion.
It.—New Yorker.
said Miss Strongmind, “there will be
Uric Acid in the system; what causes
readers.
Everybody feels it in some degree.
Browne—Yes.
less foolish lovemaking.”
“
Funny
about
Ralston
wanting
his
it and how to get rid of it. It is
One of the most timely and interest
A great majority are disturbed con
Towne—You're a truthful gentle
That's
all
right,
”
rejoined
Mr.
“
former
wife
to
get
a
divorce
from
her
known to be the first cause ol Rheuma man! Why, it’s only a cheap single-
ing lectures he ever delivered was bis siderably, while a large per cent of the
Masherton,
“
there
won
’
t
be
a
girl
left
tism and many other diseases and has barrel affair.
second busband so that they might get recent lecture on the blood impurities human family are made very miserable
worth spooning over.”
married again.” “Not very, He's al- of spring.
therefore received a great deal of atten
by this condition every spring.
Browne—Well, I bought It through
tion from medical men.
ways been falling In love with other
The doctor said in substance that
Peruna will prevent it if taken in
Botany Hass
an advertisement in a magazine, didn’t
Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place I?—Philadelphia Press.
men’s wives.”—Ex.
every spring the bl rod is loaded with time.
claims that he has solved the problem
Peruna will cure it if taken as di
Dally Guide to Flattery: If there is the effete accumulations of winter,
of how to get this acid out of the sys
Charitable Sex,
something on the table that the deranging the digestion, producing rected.
tem. He says:
Tie (at amateur concert)—What do
Peruna is the ideal spring medicine
hostess knows Is so badly cooked that sluggishness of the liver, overtaxing
"I had this acid trouble myself for you think of Miss Screecher’a voice?
she feels bored about It, ask for more the kidneys, interfering with the ac of the medical profession.
years. At times the Kidney secretions
She—Oh, I think it’s all of what it’s
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
Genuine
and eat it with the greatest apparent tion of the bowels and the proper cir
would be very profuse and at other cracked up to be.
culation of the blood.
i isfi'.c'ory re ults from the use of Peru
relish.—Baltimore American.
I
times scant but the acid was always
This condition of things produces i na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
“Have you any taste for Thacke-
Then or Never.
my greatest trouble. Medicine failed
what is popularly known as spring ing a full statement of your case, and
ray?
”
asked
Mrs.
“
No,
I
Oldcastle.
Miss
Willing
—
Should
a
girl
allow
to cure me till at last I heard of a rem
fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus
can’t say that I have,” replied her tion, that tired feeling, blood thicken- he will be pleased to give you his valu
edy called Dodd’s Kidney Pills and her dance to kiss her before they are
able advice gratis.
hostess;
“
is
that
anything
like
this
after taking a box I seemed to be en married?
n ' and many other names.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
paprika they’re puttin’ In everything
Mrs. Wedderly—Well, if she wants
tirely cured. However it came back on
Sometimes the victim is I liions, dys The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
now?"—Chicago Record Herald.
me and tiffs time I took several boxes him to kiss her at all she should.
peptic and constipated ; sometimes he Ohio.
What he Would Rather Have Ex
with the result that I was completely
Must Bear Signature of
Bomething to Mow.
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and permanently cured. This was
pressed
Differently:
Gushing
Lady
—
“I wonder if they produce hay tn
three years ago and I have not had a the arctic fields?” said the ballroom
Oh, but Mr. Jones, I should love to be
It takes two to make a quarrel until
Sometimes we may learn more from
single symptom of the acid trouble boarder.
beautiful—even If for only half an a man’s errors than from his virtues.— you have one of your own, and then It
since. I am 76 years of age and I am
hour! Jones—Yes; but you wouldn’t Longfellow.
is always the other one who makes it
“I don't know wh-tlier they call It
well as eier I was.”
like the coming back again!—Punch.
See Fac-Simile Wrapper Below.
hay or not” replied the cheerful Idiot
Teacher—Mushrooms always grow
Conductor—All aboard! Please get
Bucoesa.
“but it's something the Eskimos."
in damp places.
aboard quickly, Miss; the train is
Some people think success means
Pupil
—
That's
why
they
look
like
A
Princely
Reward.
about to start Young Lady—But I
simply to get rich. Others think it
“Boy," said the wealthy man. beam umbrellas, ain’t It?
wish to kiss my sister good-by. Con
means merely to keep out of jail. One
FOR HEADACHE.
ductor—Get aboard, get aboard; I’ll
of these definitions is about as near ing with gratitude; “you have done me
An Indorsement.
FOR
DIZZINESS.
attend to that for you.—Yale Record.
correct as the other, says a philoso a great service and I am going to re
A scum—But does this medicine real
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
ward you,”
ITTLE
pher.
|
“Coal vases?” said the hardware
ly cure deafness?
“Oh, thank you, str!" gasped the
IVER FOR TORPID LIVER.
Clerk—Eh?
merchant.
“Yes, sir.”
“Something
small boy.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
nicely Japanned?” "No, sir,” said th*
Ascum (shouting)—I say, does It
PILLS. FOR SALLOW SKIN.
No remedy ever yet discovered has met with such
“Here, in this case, is the first dollar really cure deafness?
customer, a man with fierce mustache
I ever made. Gaze on It and let it In
popular
favor as S. S. S. The people everywhere indorse it
FOR
THE
COMPLEXION
Clerk—Well, I should say sol I’vs
and a foreign accent; “haven’t you
For Infanta and Children.
spire you to he Industrious and saving. tnken It regularly for twenty years.
something in Russia iron?”—Chicago and there are few homes where S. S. S. for the blood is S
Good-by.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
not known and used. It is superior in many ways to the ordi
Tribune.
wams m i
™
There*, the Bnb.
nary blood medicines. In the first place S. S. S. is a guaranteed
The Cares of Youth«
How
to
Hold
Actors:
"It
always
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Towne—It it hadn't been for that
makes me mad to talk to an actor. He purely vegetable compound, made exclusively of medicinal roots
fellow Cutter I’d bo $100 richer to
HOWARD E. BURTON. A.'sayer and Chemiit
' pretends to listen politely, but his at selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic properties that act
day,
Specimen prices, (Sold, Silver, Ideati, |1; Gold, Sil
tention Is wandering all the time. Ever upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it to a healthy,
ver,
7
»c
;
Gold,
60c
;
Zinc
or
Copper,
fl.
Cyanide
tests.
Browne—Oh, forget about it. You
Mailing envelopes and fiiU prlrellst sentonappllear notice it?”
"No. I always talk to natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic effects the gen
A Little Mistake.
ought to take things philosophically.
tlon. Control and Umpire work solicited. Lead- ..
,
,,
,,,
. .
Young Lady—What is the pric. ef
--- Colo.
_ . Reference
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......
— them about themselves.
—Philadel
eral system improves, the sluggish organs arc toiled up, and renewed
ville.
Carbonate
’l Bank.
Towne
—
I
do.
That
’
s
easy
enough,
that bicycle costume?
phia
Ledger.
strength and vigor and better health is the result. No bad after-effects
but
it
’
s
hnrd
to
part
with
things
phil
Denier—That Is not a bicycle costume,
B U V
Owner of Fishpond (to man who is follow the use of S. S. S., as so often happens with blood medicines
osophically.—Philadelphia Press.
miss; it’s a suit of sanitary underwear.
trespassing)—Don't you see that sign, containing strong minerals, which derange the stomach and digestion
Cooked Up.
PIT8 Permanenuy vurea. Wo tits or nervousness
"No fishing here? Angler—Yes, and and in other ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood,
fl 10 after tlrsl day's use of Dr. K line's < I real Neer«
"So this Is the old family Bible?”
I dispute It. Why, there’s good flsh- such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pim
■•Storer. Send for Free 8« trial boltleand trsatlM
said Mr. Newsooter, who was waiting
Dr. H. H. Kline, Ltd .Ml Arch St . Pblladslpbla, Pa.
Ing here. Look at this basketful, The
ples, Eczema, Tetter,
ALWAYS KEEPS S. 8. 8. ON HAND.
In the parlor for Miss I’assay.
man must have been mad who put
Blood Poisons, and other
Goott Time to Die.
"No,” replied Miss Passay's little
Monticello,
Ark.,
May
SI,
1903.
that board up.
Gloomy Man—Who is the fool who
Gentlemen:—For about twelve years I have troubles due to impure or
brother, "that's tho new one sister
“It was only five years ago that I been using your 8. 8. 8. as a household remedy. bad condition of the blood,
wrote "I Would Not Die in Spring-
bet
ht
Inst
week
so
she
could
write
in
time?"
started in with our firm at five dollars I have taken It ai a tonic and appetiser, and be no remedy acts so promptly
It nil nbout when she was born.”_
Wife—Fool!
a week," said Bragg, “and now I earn lieve there le none better. I have need it for my
Philadelphia
Press.
Gloomy Man—Yes.
_
____ 1.
Springtime
fifty a week without any trouble.” ehildren at various times for little akin eruptions, and thoroughly as S. S. S.
Just the senson to die. Escape the spring
“
That’s so; it's easy to earn that,” re boils and poisons caused by playing with weeds. It reaches deep-seated,
Synonym«.
house cleaning, you know.
plied
Newltt, “but how much do you 8. 8. 8. le my standard, never mind what is the long-standing cases, upon
Oh, there’s a word of nine letters
matter. If I use a bottle ot 8. 8. 8. It tones up the which the ordinary potash
get?
”
—
Philadelphia Press.
that describes Crabbe to a't.' ”
Mother! will find Mrs. Wlmlowi's Soothing
system, cleanses the blood and makes me well
I
Ida
—
I
don't
believe
Mr.
Smart
be
Byrup the belt remedy to use for their childreo
“Ah, yes—’pessimist.’ ’’
again. As an all-round family medicine I consider and sarsaparilla compounds
during the teething period..
_
"Well, I meant ’dyspeptic,’ but it FROM YOUR DUALER lieves my handkerchiefs are linen. 8. 8. 8. the beet remedy of the kind that have I have no effect. Even where
used, and generally keep it on hand as a fam there is an hereditary
"Wot s worryin’ him? In fer a lick amounts to the same thing."—Philadel
May—Why not? Ida—I told him I over
ily remedy.
MBS. V. O. WHITTINGTON.
Still a Child.
in’?"
had
my
pin
money
wrapped
In
my
predisposition to disease,
phia Press.
Old Man—What! Marry that child?
“
Nope;
worscer
’
n
that
He
says
ter
S.
S.
S
will
search
out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and
handkerchief
and
lost
it
He
said
$4.00,
$3.50,
$3.00,
$2.50
Suitor—Your daughter is no longer a
Murder Will Out.
there was a great deal of money lost build up the health; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim
child, sir; she is a woman.
i day's the day he's decided ter propose
orlo .
um " a S? SHOES th VA
---------
"You simply can’t get that girl to
in cotton these days.—Chicago News. ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can
Old Man—Nonsense! Why, she isn't to the teacher."
tell
her
age."
W.
L.
Douglas
shoes
S bit bossy yet.
Tommy—To-morrow’s your birthday, exist without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every
Why Rhe Objected.
"Well, time will tell, even If she are worn by more
ain’t It, ma? I wisht I had a dollar; organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment,
"I
suppose,
my
dear,"
said
old
Mon
men
than
any
other
won't"
You Con Oct Allen’« Foot-Esue FREE.
I'd buy you a present
Ma—That’s and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest of
make. Tho reason
Writ« Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., for • eybags, "that you object to my using
thoughtful of you, my dear. But why the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro
The Style that Coate.
tree Mm pie of Allen's Foot hue, It cure, tobacco because it Is s poison.”
is, they hold their
•wealing, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
“After all, I guess tt doesn’t cost shape,titbet ter,wear
do you need a dollar? Tommy—'Cause vided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood which long
"Yes," replied bis young wife; “be
new or tight shoes easy A pertain cure for
much to live in New York.”
that's the price of It. It's the dandl- experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, and
corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug cause It Is—er—such a slow poison."
longer, and have
gists m H It. 2.7c. Don’t accept any substitute, i
"It may not cost much to live,” re greater intrinsic
eat catcher’s mask you ever saw.— the acknowledged “ King of Blood Purifiers.”
An Old Buying Applied.
plied the man who had tried It, "but tt value than auy
Philadelphia Press.
No Nonsense Nowadays.
"I am agreeably surprised at the costs a lof to make people believe
OCR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charge of graduated physicians,
Fond Mother—I don’t know what to
Modern Poet—Give me a rhyme for loom you have given iue,’’ said the you're living and not merely existing." other shoes.
is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of those
So/d
£
very
where.
do.
I
want
to
send
my
daughter
to
Influenza.
mannger of the theatrical troupe, with —Philadelphia Press.
; Look for name and price on bottom.
who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write
Friend—What are you writing?
Dougins uses Corona Coltskin, which 1» college, and yet I don’t want to send
a patronizing air. “It’s really first-
everywhere conceded thbethe finest Patent her into the world unprotected. Wise us, and our physicians will advise you without charge.
Modern Poet—An o<le to spring.
class.”
Lvatheryet produced. Fast Color E yr let s used. visitor, who has observed the daugh
The Gypsies.
bhoes by mail,25 cent« extra. Write for Catalog.
THE SWIFT SPECIHC CO., ATLAHTA, GA.
"Ah!” replied the proprietor of the
Gypsies were found In England
W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Ma$a ter’s disposition—You mean that it
UOUOR-MOSFffiME-TOBACCO
hotel. "Your room Is better thnn your about 1614, according to "A Dyalogue
would be unkind to send her out Into
HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
company."—Philadelphia Press.
of Sir Thomas More” (1529), but the
the unprotected world!
— POR FULL MATKUIAM —•
paint the perches^ the
exact year of their arrival Is unknown.
PRU88IAN
Blight Mistake.
Never say again that a newspaper
I
IHF
If
1
1
I
fumes kill the lice. Hem
Shopper (tn department store)—Isn’t They were present In Scotland In 1606, Dr. C. Gee Wo
writer is not a master of diplomacy.
rVICUtn cannot feed lice and feed
Another Ixtng-Felt Want.
you. Price, 5Oc and 91.00 a can. Sold by dealer».
!♦ rather early to have those mosquito and possibly they were the “Saracens”
One of the fraternity was to write up
WONDERFUL
whose depredations tn that country
MtrsSlAM REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn
Tough—Ilava yer got pull enough la nets on sale.
the history of an old lady of 98. He
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Gentlemen—I am a breeder of first-class Stl-Lace Wyandotte».
Washington to git a patent fer me?
I won a can of your PRUSSIAN LlQVlD LICE KILLER m a epectal
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was
told
she
had
never
so
much
as
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premium at the St Paul Poultry Show of 1000. and find it 1 b all
Patent Lawyer—What ia your Inven boarding house blankets.
Batalllard and other authors believe
ri»ht. There are several here that want a reliable lice killer and
learned her letters. Did he blurt it
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tion?
you^ele all rl<h$
WM M RWAGGERT. Wgrmtg, Minn.
tha. gypsies existed In Europe from
nene doctor ia called
out In print? Not a bit of it He
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immemorial
times,
for
they
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no
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merely
stated
on
his
finely
written
people
without
opera
Uee clubs.
“Are you still making visits to your count of their crossing the Bosphorous
tion that are given up
PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland. Or.. Coast Agent«
article that “she can read the finest
to die. He cures wltn
dentist?"
and no record Is known to exist of iboM wonderful Ubl-
print
as
well
as
she
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could.
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their passage to England or Scotland.
bark« and vegetable«
"How's that?”
are «ninety un
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Queer.
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"Hades is supposed to be located In Th« improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner
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harmless remedies this famous doctor
teeth.”
early as 1531 an act was passed re those
the center of the earth. Isn’t It?" re Tskes
will remove Sage
I
Brush. RabNt Brush, Crease Wood,
knows the action of over 500 different rena
Me C bm him It Will Net C«r« I
which he sucresaftiUy use« In different
out all
quiring the Egyptians to quit the realm etllea.
Chico, etc. ; Leaves the ground in perfect condition
Safety Appllanca.
marked the thermometer,
d seaeea. He guarantee« to cur« cattarh, asth
for seeding without the
Husband—Why did you want a under pain of death, a similar edict ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness,
"Yes, but what of it?*' inquired ths brush by
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stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hondreds ot
the roots
use of a plow at a coet
barometer.
For our New Gsaolone Drag Haw Wa mt en speaking tube from the dining room being Issued In Scotland la 1541 and at
te«tlmoa a «.
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leaving
same
in
not to exceed
him. Patient« out of the city write for
gine only one« lor aach log one man ean to tha kitchen?
"It seems funny, I was Jnst think-
varying periods tn moat of the Euro see
blanks and circulars. Send stamps CONSUL
wove mw We handle th« only Malleable
piles
at
regular
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Ing the lower down I should get m intervals. Teeth are
Wife—So I can give the cook orders pean states.
Orabblns Machine. Writ« us your want« In
the machinery Un«
direction the higher up I'd go.“— automatically c leaned.
Transportation across the seas was
I without having bar throw dishes at
The C. G« Wo Chines« Medkin« Co. that
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Philadelphia Press.
among the milder means adopted and
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No clogging. Will work on
293 Aider St., PnrUaxsJ. Orejom.
probably was the cause of much
stony ground. Our booklet
Not la Her I.ine.
It sometimes happens that a family describing the machine in detail.
Mrs. Fadden — Have you ever had further dispersion of the tribes. Under
which cannot boast that one of its Its advantages cost, shipping
Henry VIII. gypslee were shipped from
any experience tn tiring china?
members underwent an operation, can weight, etc., sent free on application
Mrs. Artless—No, Indeed! Our cook England to Norway or Franca, and
recall a time when one of the children
attends to that whoa she has a bad from France, so recently at 1802, they
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were deported to Africa.
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Easily Found in the Dark.
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Impure Blood
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