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Bwabian Humor.
Max Nordau was talking recently to
That
xn American woman about humor.
to tbe Americana,” said Nor­
Tired Feeling dau, “Next
with a pollto smile, “I think that
Is a Common Spring Troublo.
It’s a sign that the blood is deficient
in vitality, just as pimple* and other
eruption* are signs that the blood
I* impure.
It’* a warning, too, which only the
hazardous fail to heed.
the Swabians are the most humorous
people In the world. A Swabian, If he
baa nothing funny to say, keeps silent.
Stupidity Is unknown among thia race.
“One night In Swabia, In my early
youth, I called on a Swabian maiden.
She was very pretty. Perhaps I stayed
longer than I should. Suddenly, st
any rate, the young girl's mother call­
ed In a loud voice from upstairs:
‘‘‘Gretchen! Gretchen!’
’’ ‘Yes, mother,' Gretchen answered.
Remove it, give new life, new cour­ “ ’Gretchen, it Is very cold here.
Will you ask that young man to »shut
age, strength and animation.
the front door from the outside?* ”
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
They cleanse the blood and clear the
complexion.
Accept no substitute.
' "I felt tired all tbe time and could not
Sleep. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla
a while I could sleep well and tbe tired
feeling bad gone. This great medicine bas
also cured me of acrofula." Maa. C. U.
R oot , Gilead, Conn.
Hood'e Sarsaparilla promlees tS
cure and keeps the’promlee.
A girl signing herself "Flflne"
writes as follows: For fifteen years I
have done my duty by my friends.
When engagements were announced I
got up hose and handkerchief showers,
decorated for the wedding, and gave
more costly presents than I could af­
ford. When tbelr babies came I gave
•gain. I am getting tired of it, and
ask you to Inaugurate a Pay Back
shower. I want some of the things
psid bsck, and a new style o!
Pay Back parties would compensât)
me for what I have given.”
LIOUOR-MOflPHINE-TOBACCO
HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
TOR FULL PARTICULARS
i»wiretun¡«™TrzpORTLANg1OR¡j|
An Obltuarj Mixed.
A Christian Work.
Chicago wealthy men are to rescue
from the slums of that city the good
people who, by force of circumstances,
are compelled to live amid degrading
' surroundinge. Land will be bought for
them and farms equipped and the debt
| will be repaid by installment» on easy
terms. John Lambert Is at the bead of
the movement. It Is Intended that the
movement will extend to every Ameri­
can city of conseiftience. It is thought
| by its workings that 1,000,000 persons
will be transferred from the misery,
drunkenness and temptations of con­
gested sections to the pure air and in­
vigorating and wholesome life on the
farm.
Growing Stock by Electricity.
Tbe possibilities of electricity have
never yet been fully demonstrated. Its
beneficial effect upon growing plants
in tbe way of hastening development
has been proved to an extent, and| now
the mysterious fluid is being tried on
animals at the University of Michigan,
at Ann Arbor.
It has been demon­
strated that rabbits enclosed In a pen
about which run a number of elec­
trically-charged wires reach maturity
In two-tblrds the time taken by those
kept under normal conditions. The
electrically-treated animals were In all
respects healthy and their flesh has
been found to be unusually tender. It
Is thought possible that tbe same treat­
ment may be applied to beef cattle,
making a 2-year-old steer as large as
one 8 years old under present condi­
tions, besides producing a superior
quality of beef.
Edward L. Adams, representing the
United States as Consul General at
Stockholm, Sweden, was for several
years editor of the Rochester Democrat
and Chronicle. While occupying that
position he wrote an obituary notice of
a neighbor's child, whose trousers had
caught fire during a Fourth of July cel­
ebration, burning the little fellow sc
badly that he died In consequence. Mr.
Adams ended his article with tte state­
Many Hands Make Light Work
ment that tbe sympathies of friend«
Tourist (in Utah)—Polygamy is no
would go out to the bereaved parents. longer practiced, I am told.
His Shock next day may possibly be
Ex-Mormon (dejectedly)—No, and it’
Imagined when the types made him wiy a shame. Only one wife! What good la
that “the sympathies of a large circle OQo wife? Just a trial, that's all.
”How so ?”
V
of friends will go out to the burned
"Everything la at sixes and seven»
pants.”
Nothing ever done. Buttons off, meals
cooked—everything wrong. In the
For forty year’s Figo s Cure for Con­ half
sumption Has cured coughs and oolds. At good old days we bad one wife to sew
on buttons, another to darn stockings
druggists. Price 25 cents.
another to boss the servants, another to
In Chicago.
do the shopping, and another to attend
Mrs. Torkchops—That Mrs. Grain­ to the duties of society. A man hud
pit Is trying to Introduce some new­ some comfort then.”
fangled ideas In society.
Essence of Orange I,eaves.
Porkchops—What’s the matter with
One of the remarkable industries oi
her now?
Paraguay Is the preparation of the es­
Mrs. Porkchops—Why, she says it’s
sence of orange leaves. More than 150
no longer good form to take stran­ years ago the Jesuit priests, who then
gers to see the abbatolr.—Puck.
ruled that secluded country, Imported
Mother» will find Mrs. Winslow«'» Soothing orange seeds and planted groves, which
Syrup the best remedy to use for their rttlldreu have now become Immense forests,
during the teething period..
_
filled witli small establishments for ex­
As Others Bee Us.
tracting the essence, which is exported
Chapperton—Me fwiesd Saplelgh is— to France and the United States for
aw—sewiously ill, doncher know.
use in soap and perfumery making. It
Miss Caustique—What's the trouble. Is also employed by the natives In
■ay« Paraguay ns a healing ointment and a
Chapperton—The—aw—doctnh
he has concussion of ihe bwsin.
Miss Caustique—Indeed! Did he sc- hair tonic.
cidentally bump his head against a cob-
Swearing Spoils Horens,
web?
▲ well-known owner of race horses,
not at all a sentimental person, re-
How’s This?
We offer One
----------------------------------------------
Hundred boller« Reward foi cently made an order forbidding his
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by employes to talk In loud tones or to
Hall*« Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Prop«., Toledo, O. , swear in the stable. “I have never
We, the undersigned, have known F. J ' yet seen a good mannered horse,” he
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him |
perfectly honorable in all business t ran sec­ says, "that was being sworn at al)
tions and financially able to carry out any ob­ the time. It hurts the feelings of a
ligations made by their firm.
W mt dk T ruax , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. sensitive horse, and I'll keep my word
W alding , K innan A l M ahvtn ,
holesale Drug­ good to discharge any man in my
gluts. Toledo, O.
Hall'« catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act- i employ if I catch him swearing with­
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur- j in the hearing of any horse in this
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. ,
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonial« free.
stable.”
Hall'« Family Pills are the best.
Ago of Deception.
Miss Elderleigh—If I had my Ilfs to
live over again----- -
Miss Springer (Interrupting)—Why, I
thought that’s what you were doing.
Miss Elderleigh—What do you mean?
Miss Springer—Mr. Huggins said you
told him you were 23 last month.
I
WHERE BRET HARTE LIVED.
We drove down the mountain In tbe
moonlight, and saw a coyote cub play­
ing with bis shadow, and we drank the
deep, sweet breath of the pines, and
Truthful James told me about Bret
Harte.
I "He was a slim, little, black-eyed
teacher when I knew him,” said Truth­
ful James. “He taught over In Copper-
town then. They named It Copperopo­
lis when ’hey built It, same as they
named Jlmtown Jamestown, but we all
called It Coppertown. It was a lively
place then, was Coppertown. Ten ho­
tels, three banks and faro places till
you couldn't count ’em all. There was
a lot happening In Copper. Half of
the plots of Bret Harte’s stories grew
up right In that town.”
"What kind of a man was Bret
Harte himself—in character, I mean?”
i "Nice enough, I reckon,” said Truth­
ful James. “Not much of a favorite
among the boys. Too quiet, and he
had a kind of forgetful way of smiling
into your face, as If he had forgotten
all about you, and didn't care bow soon
you found it out
"Women all liked him a lot, or else
they hated him. I guess most of them
liked him In those days.”
"The society upon th* Stanislaus?”
“Yes, that was true enough.
"Abner Dean lives over at Angel*
yet, but you don't want to mention
that chunk of sandstone to him.
“It seems to kind of rile him some
way.
"Lots of the boy* are a little touchy
on the Bret Harte subject He hit a
little too near the truth, I guess.
"Now, In my case it Is different. I
don't mind being banded down to pos­
terity as a bearded ruffian that couldn't
spell; they did call me ‘Truthful,’ you
know. I don’t know wby, but what
I don't like In making me out to be
a narrow-minded crank with a preju-
dice against foreigners.
“Now, I have nothing In the world
against the Chinese. They are a peace­
able, fairly honest and very useful
class of citizens, but It is a little rough
to make me out sitting down to a so­
cial game with a yellow-faced, plg-
talled, grinning Chinaman, as If he
were an equal, by George!"—Tbe
Reader.
IDEAS IN BOAT BUILDI NG.
Constructors Find New Methods of In-
creuslug the Speed of Water Craft.
Granville H. Rood, of Washington, a
boat builder of wide reputation, has re­
cently succeeded in upsetting all rule»
of steamer construction heretofore ac­
cepted as Inviolable by tbe builders
of the world generally. Ordinarily It
has been the custom to place tbe pro­
pellers aft of the stern, but this Icono­
clastic Inventor proposes to locate them
well under the hull, where they will
work, according to his calculations, In
a body of comparatively dead water.
In torpedo boats and similar speedy
small craft the propeller shafts have
been extended rearwardly of the stern
In an endeavor to attain this same ob­
ject—namely, to place the propellers
in dead or undisturbed water away
from the wash and swirl caused by the
agitation of tbe water through which
the hull has passed.
The blade propeller Is also to be
abandoned, being replaced by a spiral
binds, which makes at least one com­
plete turn about the shaft. It being
assumed that this construction will
result In greater efficiency by the
avoidance of the pounding, lifting of
water and the cavitation Inherent In
the customary form of propeller. Maxi­
mum carrying capacity and speed
with minimum engine power Is also
sought by designing the hull along the
familiar scow lines, resulting In a very
light draft
It Is asserted that the engine power­
necessary to obtain a predetermined
speed In a boat of given length Is di­
rectly proportional to the depth of the
hull, and, moreover, a light-draft de­
sign of hull lends Itself readily to the
use of multiple propellers, located par­
allel to its length In a comparatively
As Others Mee Us.
Flnllke
Chapperton—Me fwiend Snpleigh Is— undisturbed body of water.
keels are provided, which serve the
aw—sewiously ill, doncher know.
Mis» Caustique—What's the trouble. double purpose of supplying and car­
says rying the several propeller shafts and
Chapperton—The—aw—doctnh
he hna concussion of the bwain.
of protecting the latter from Injury by
Miss Caustique—Indeed! Did
striking obstructions or fouling by en­
cidentally bump his heed against
tanglement with weeds or grasses.
web?
When Father Speaks.
RHEUMATISM
AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't
prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It
takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long before
any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and
the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib­
uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and
settle in joints, muscles and nerves; and when the system is in this
condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air,
damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse
the slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity
of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood, and the
quantity of acrid matter in the
joints and muscles. Some peo- RHEUMATISM IN ELBOWS, WRIST»
AND KNEES.
Sle are almost helpless from the
Urban*, Ohio, Aug. SB. 1003.
rst, while others have occa­
Last winter 1 had a severe attaok of
Rheumatism. It started in the right
sional spells or are uncomforta­ elbow,
and from there to my wrist*; th*
ble, restless, nervous and half right wrist was the worse It became
swollen and'extremely painful. My left
sick all the time from the knee Joint was the next place to be at-
It became swollen and of course
nagging aches and pains. Rheu­ . tackwif.
painful. The next point to be affected
matism is a disagreeable com- was the hip and angle, which gave ma
much trouble. I was barely able to get
{anion even in its mildest form. about
for some time. I was under treat,
moot of a physician for awhilo, but get­
t grows worse as we grow older, ting
no better I began 8. 8. 8.. and after
some time I wee entirely
and frequently stiffens the joints, taking it of for
th* Rheumatiam. All aw. lb tig
draws the muscles out of shape relieved
and soreness disappeared. I consider
8. 8. an excellent remedy lor Hheuina.
and breaks down the nervous 8 tiam
and ell trouble« having their origin
system. A disease that origin­ in tta blood.
GRIFFITH KELLY.
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism «08 Bloomfield Art,
does, cannot be cured with ex­
ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the
pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch
the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid
blood must be restored to its normal
purity and strength, so that all poi­
sonous substances may be carried out
of the system, and no medicine accom­
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.,
which not only neutralizes the acids
and counteracts the poisons, but builds
up the general health at the same time.
Write for our special bo«k on Rheumatism, and should you
desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish
it thcut Charge.
TW£ SWIFTSPtCinC CO., A TIAMTA, CAe
NOT HARD TO CARVE GLASS.
Women Always Liked Him a Lot or
Else They Hated Him.
Mr. Williams has always claimed
that It Is an easy matter to govern
children, and bls own success often
bears out his theories. He Beldom In­
terferes when his wife is at the helm,
but once In a while he contributes a
few firm words of guidance In response
to an appealing glance.
"Now, Bobby,” said Mrs. Williams
one night, after long temporizing,
“now, my dear little boy must take bls
medicine and Jump Into bed, so father
and I can go down to dinner."
"I don’t want to take the medicine,
said Bobby, who had a snuffling cold.
Then came the appealing glance.
“Bob," said Mr. Williams, In
ominous tone, "If you don’t take that
medicine this minute you will be put
to bed without taking It at alii”
Then Bobby promptly took the medi­
cine, and all went well.
A Graphic Imagination.
Nathan's teacher believed tn reduc­
ing poetry to dingram and visible out­
line. Therefore, says the Roston Her
nId. she told the class to make a rough
illustration of the poem, ’’The Old
Oaken Bucket.”
Nathan's Illustration consisted of a
Inrge circle, three buckets and a bunch
of dots.
"Nathan," said the teacher. "I don’t
understand thia. What's the circle?”
"That’s the well," replied Nathan.
"And why have you three buckets?”
"One Is the old oaken bucket, one Is
the Iron bound bucket, and the other is
the moss covered bucket which hurg
In the well.”
"And what are all those little dots?*'
"Those are the loved spots which my
Infancy knew.”
I’serai Reverse*.
First Student—The professor In hit
lecture said that reverses were necea
sary to stimulate a young man.
Second Student—That’s true, If it
weren't for an occasional check J
couldn’t do anything at aU.—Naw Or
leans Times-Democrat
When a bride is pretty she Is absail
the prettiest thing on earth.
Avers
Diamond* Ar« Not Neer led In Cut, Ing
th« Brittle Substance.
It often occur* that glass tube» ol
various dimensions have to b« cutI
where a diamond In not at hand, as In
«hops and power plants where oil and
water gauge tubes must be neatly fit­
You koow the medicine that
ted. Tbe usual method adopted Is to
makes pure, rich blood—
file a small groove around the tube and Pe-ru-na Is a-Latarrhal Tonic Espec­
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Your
separate tbe glass with a sharp rap
ially Adapted to the Declining
mother, grandmother, all your
at the place weakened by the file. Th«'
Powers of Old Age.
folks, used it. They trusted
result is not always satisfactory, be-1
In old age the mucous membranes
cause the ends often break unevenly |
owing to the difficulty of making a become thickened and partly lose tbeir
straight groove with the file. Better function.
_____ _________
________
This leads to partial loss of hearing,
results are obtained
when only
a small
it. Their doctors trusted it.
with a ____
file, , , Just
Incision Is i made
____ ________
__ smell and taste, as well.as digestive dis-
Your doctor trusts it. Then
enough to cut through the enamel of, turbances.
trust it yourself. There is
the tube on one side, and not all 1 Peruna corects all this by its specific
health and strength in it.
around. While the tube Is still warm operation
... on all tbe mucous membranes
’* I snlT.red terribly from Indigestion end
from the friction of the file the tube
body.
thin blood. I found no relief until I tools
Is then taken between the thumbs and | One bottle will convince anyone.
Ayer's Sersapnrilla. Four bottles perm*,
ueutly cured me.’’
forefingers, the thumbs opposite the Once used and Peruna becomes a life­
Mu. r. K H ast . Mt. Klsco. N.Y.
SI.00* bottle.
J. c. ATKKCO..
file Incision, and the forefingers around long stand-by with old and young, w
A I'drug, - hi ,.
Lowell. Musa.
the tubing, close, but not covering the
for
Incision. Pressure of the thumbs in­
variably causes the tube to break In as
straight and clean a line as though cut
Ayer’s Pills are gently laxative, with a diamond.
Another method Is to use a fine saw
They greatly aid the Sarsaparilla,
blade (the finer toothed tbe better, for
a saw Is only another form of file), and
Aids to Long Life.
Moderation in eating, drinking nud this Bhould ba-kept fed with fine em­
ery, carborundum, or pulverized silica
physical Indulgence.
sand or hard grit, moistened with cam-
Pure air out of house and within.
' phor, oil, turpentine or water,
The keeping of every organ of tbe
j A straight, steady and even stroke
body, as far as possible, In constant
sh«uld be made, and when the work is
working order.
carefully dona against a gauge the cut
Regular eierclse every day in all
weathers; supplemented in many eases will be as trne as though It had been
by breathing movements, and by walk­ ground. Nor is even a toothed blade
I necessary If a suitably hard and finely
ing and climbing toursL
Going to bed early and rising early, ' gritted abrasive Is used and regularly
and restricting the hours of sleep to fed between the glass and fine wire,
I watchspring, or blunt but even blad«
six or seven.
Dally baths or ablutions according to of an ordinary table knife. The latter
Individual conditions, cold or warm, or will be somewhat slow, of course, but
a fine steel wire run at high speed
years old can say it has invigorated my
warm followed by cold.
whole system. I cannot but think,
Regular work and mental occupa­ like a band saw, If regularly fed with
fine emery or carborundum, will give
dear Doctor, that you must feel very
tion.
very
satisfactory
results,
not
only
for
thankful to the all loving rather that
Cultivation of placidity, cheerful­
cutting either straight lines or curves
you have been permitted to live, and
ness, and hopefulness of mind.
by your skill be such a blessing as you
Employment of the great power of In window, but plate or optical glass,
have been to suffering humanity.”—
the mind in controlling passions and in such thickness as makes cutting
I Rev. J. N. Parker.
with a diamond difficult, precarious or
nervous fear.
Strong
and
Vigorous
at
the
Age
of
Strengthening the will In carrying Impossible.
Eighty-Eight.
A Bishop's Letter.
Window glass, especially single
out whatever is useful, and In checking
Rev. J. N. Parker, Utica, N. Y.,
T. H. Lomax, D. D., Bishop 2nd
the craving for stimulants, anodynes, strength, can be accurately split either
Dist. A. M. E., of Charlotte, N. C.,
In straight or curved lines by first mak­ writes:
and other injurious agencies.
“In June, 1901, I lost my sense of writes:.,
ing an Incision through the enamel of
“I recommend your Peruna to all
An Easy Way to Do It.
the glass, and then holding a hot iron hearing entirely. My hearing had been
Mineral, Idaho, April 11.—Mr. D. close to the Incision till a fracture is somewhat impaired for Beveral years, who want strengthening tonic and a
S. Colson of this place has something started. The fracture will follow the but not so much affected but that I very effective remedy for all catarrhal
to say which will be of interest to 1 hot iron with remarkable fidelity, Tbe could hold converse with my friends; complaints.”—T. H. Lomax.
If you do not receive prompt atld sat­
many men Mr. Colson claims to have 1 Iron should be preferably round and but in June, 1901, my sense of hearing
found a simple way to get rid of pains somewhat blunt and with a bulky head left me so that I could hear no sound isfactory results from the use of Peru­
in the back, Sciatica or Rheumatism. I (like an ordinary fire poker), so as to whatever. I was also troubled with na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv­
He has cured hinuell and so claims per- J retain Its beat well for long cuts, es­ rheumatic pains in my limbs. I com­ ing a full statement of your case and
sonal experience in proof of bis methpd. 1 pecially for thick sheets, to keep the menced taking Peruna and now my he will be pleased to give you his valu­
Mr. Colson says:
fracture going when once started, even hearing is restored as good as it was able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
“I had awful pains in my hip. They If two ucalcu
heated Irons „„
have to be used.— prior to June. 1901. My rheqmatic
pains are all gone. I cannot speak too The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
got so bad at last that I could badly National Gas Budget
highly of Peruna, and now when 88 Ohio.
walk. I tried several things but got
no relief till I began to use Dodd’s
SIMPLICITY OF THE POPE.
The spring is the best time to treat catarrh. Nature renews herself
Kidney Pills and I had taken but a
every spring. The system is rejuvenated by spring weather. This renders
few of these pills till the pain left me How He Once Prepared Coffee for a medicines more effective. A short course of Peruna, assisted by the balmy
Gueat with Hia Own Handa.
entirely.
air of spring, will cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh that have resisted treat­
One morning early a friend of mine, ment for years. Everybody should have a copy of Dr. Hartman’s latest book
“Dodd’s Kidney Pills certainly did
a
Venetian
nob'.eman,
called
on
him.
on
catarrh. Address the Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
me lots of good and I consider them a
. Mgr. Sarto bad said mass and settled
great medicine.”
The remedy that cured Mr. Colson is down to work. His sister had gone
During leap year every eligible
Those that dare lose a day are dan­
the same that has been making such out to mass, or for tbe household mar­ gerously
prodigal; those that dare mis­ young man should be equipped with a
■sensational cureB of Bright’s Disease, keting, which they were doing at th* spend it are desperate.—Bishop Hall.
chaperon.
Diabetes, Dropsy and Rheumatism all Rialto on August 4, 1903, the day of
over the country. The name of the wonders in tlielr simple life.
"Has the count taken coffee?” asked
medicine is Dodd’s Kidney Pills.
the bishop.
Too Hasty.
"Well, to tell the truth, no, because
"Jones has a new addition to his the business was urgent, and I have
family.”
| come straight from the railway sta-
“Indeed? I must congratulate him!” . tlon,” the guest replied.
"Hold on—it’s a son-ln-lawl”—Atlan­
No excuse availed, and Mgr. Sarto
1 rose and went Into the kitchen. So the
ta Constitution.
I bishop of ducal Mantua and his guest
riTA Permanently cured. Wo Sts or nervousness might have been seen there talking
I I Id after first day’s use ofDr.KIine’sGreatNerv«
Restorer.
senii tor
trMtia* and laughing, while monsignor coaxed
Tie
IZ H.
II Kline,
lZlInc.
T-»«l Fr.v
Qt*
A »2 tri*ib<>tti<-*nd
Li*
ll.dol »hl.
Dr.
B.
Ltd--
93? Arch
St. Uh
Philadelphia,
Pa.
the charcoal with a black kitchen fan,
the coffee fizzed in a tin pot on the
Bneet Little Imp.
range, and the count got out cups and
The other day at a rural railway
station a colored mother who was saucers, In order to save bis distin­
waiting for her child exclaimed, as the guished host what menial service he
youngster was handed to her from the could. Then they had coffee together
at the kitchen table.—Century.
train:
"Lawd bless his honey-sweetness!
Sunday at the Farm.
Ain't he de blackest sweetest little On Sunday mornings years ago, when
Satan flat ever you did see?”—Atlanta
but a little lad,
Constitution.
I used to come to salt the sheep In this
same field with dad.
The little clouds that floated round I
thought were bits of wool;
The sky was blue ns ’tie to-day and calm
and beautiful.
CURED BY PE-RU-NA
Sarsaparilla
Rich Blood
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I
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Foot Morrison St.
Portland, Oregon
BUY
Now dad is gone, and mother, too; they
lie up on the hill,
Just by that clump of popple trees bs-
yond the old red mill;
For Time has kept a-creepln’ on, and
you
aud I are men,
. ,
And little Robbie thinks the thoughts
that I was thinkin' then.
There's a brown thrasher in the tree that
stands there on the knoll,
hear the little tyke a-spillin’
immortal soul I
preacher says that man alone
got a soul, but yet
What pretty critters God has made,
loves ’em, too, I’ll bet I
I know the city pretty well; I lived there
once a while.
But I was the homesickest boy you’d
meet in many a mile.
Tbe very horses on the street looked sad,
it seemed to me,
There wa'nt no colts s-friskin* round nor
lambs as I could see.
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We’re had our troubles, wife end I, we
buried little Dot;
Upon that slope we made her grave—a
green and sunny spot;
And Death will never more to me seem
terrible nud grim,
Sines I have seen iny little girl a-smllin’
up at him.
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the prairled West,
I packed m.v grip and told 'em I had got
enough, I guessed!
there's city folks who keep
$4.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 Of course,
their
faith in God and man.
MS? SHOES THt'&tto. i Though If they stay there all the while
I don't see how they can!
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And often now I come out here and «et
me down a spell.
Where rustlin' leaves ami wavin’ grain
seem whisp'rin' “All is well.”
I wish that all who'd like to feel their
dead are safe from harm
Could conie out here and spend with me
a Sunday at the farm.
—Chicago Herald.
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Grinder—What! Asleep at your
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Meekly—Excuse ma, sir, taby kept
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