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Distress After Eating Nausea between meals, belching, vom iting, flatulence, tits of nervous head ache, pain in the stomach, are all symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer it is neglected the harder it is to cure it. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Radically end permanently cure it— strengthen and toue the stomach and other digestive organs for the natural performance of their functions. Accept no substitute for Hood’s. “I bad dyspepsia twenty-five year, and took different medicines but got no belp until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. Have taken four bottles of this medicine and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, have no cramps in my stomach, no burning and no distress. M bs . W illiam G. B arritt , 14 Olney St., Providence, R. I. Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to euro and keeps the promise. One Pleasure Oone. “f suppose, Miss Rambo,” said the caller, “that your father feels much happier now that be has been cured of hie rheumatism?” "Well,” explained the young lady, "he feels better when he realizes that he does not have to Buffer any more; but he feels pretty bad when he remem bers how exactly he used to be able to foretell the weather.”—Judge. An Important Distinction. She—I suppose that it would take a great deal of observation and experi ence to enable a man to pick the fastest horse entered for a race. • He (mournfully)— Yee, bnt that isn’t what you are trying to do. What you want is to pick the horse that is going to win. Ocean Trout. Trout are believed to be exclusively fresh water fish. It happens, however, occasionally that some are caught with the herring in the German ocean. Silence at Dinner. Whenever there is a marked silence at a large dinner party it is always, so the superstitious say, twenty minutes of the hour or twenty minutes after. Has" er. Easter is the Sunday which follows that fourteenth day of the calendar moon which falls upon or next after the 21st day of March. Wild Animals In Captivity. Captivity changes animals’ nature. A lion captured when it is full grown will always be treacherous, but lions, tigers, leopards and other carniverous animals that have been born in captiv ity can be tamed till they are quite as gentle and affectionate as poodle dogs. Last Touch of Realism. The photograph and moving pictures have been combined, say the Chicago Tribune, thus making it possible to give the last touch of realism to prize light views. Tete-a-Tete. “Ah,” he said to her over their ice cream, “it is very sweet, but not so sweet as you.” "It is soft,” she re turned promptly, "but not so soft as you.” "And it is cold,” he conclud ed, "but not so cold as you.”—Phila delphia Press. One of Many. Me~er—Did you ever see a man-eat ing shark? Gyer—No; but I once saw a man eat ing catfish. Meyer—Indeed! W here? Gyer — In a restaurant.—Chicago Daily News. Birds and Floods. Many birds have an instinctive pre science of floods, and will change the positions of their nests or make other provisions for safety just before a heavy rainfall results in a flood which sweeps away their former homes. Cream Custard Pie. Beat one egg, add two-tliirds cupful of sugar and trun in one and one-half cupfuls of good cream. Mix well, add a pinch of salt. Line a pie plate with paste, pour in the cream mixture and grate a little nutmeg over the top. Bake slowly and serve just cooled.—De troit Free Press. Tribute to Woman's Vanity, Traveling beauties never take pas age on an ocean liner without a spirit lamp to heat their curling tongs. This practice imperils the ship through dan ger of fire. One of the big steamship lines has fitted every stateroom on its vessels with an electrical apparatus for heating the curling tongs. Twins Born In Dublin. Irish women can boast of having twins more frequently than any other women in the world. Twins are bom in Doublin about once in every fifty- two births, as against a general world »verage of one in eighty. Stickney Oaeiollnc Engine Fifty dollars can be saved by buying the above. Will run cheaper, chopping 15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well drilling machinerv, pumps, etc. Write for catalogue. REIEFSON MACHINERY CO.. Foot of Morrison Street Portland, Oregon. Au American doctor wuo had receiv ed bls degree from a certain German university recently paid a visit to bls foreign alma mater. He had not been In the town since bls graduation, ten years before, and the first few days of bls visit were pleasantly spent In renewing bls acquaintance with well- remembered haunts. This stirring up of old recollections brought with It a desire to see some of his former college friends, chief among them a certain Herr Bcbmldt, a brilliant scholar and entertaining companion. On the fourth morning of his stay the doctor started out with the deter mination to hunt up bls friend, Herr Schmidt. He bad hardly left the hotel, however, when a smartly dress ed policeman stepped up to him from behind, and touching him on the arm, Inquired if he was Doctor Saunders of New York. The American replied that be was. "In that case," said the policeman, "I shall have to place you under ar rest. Please be so good as to follow me." “Arrestl” stammered the doctor. "What for? It’s an outrage!" “Perhaps,” Bald the policeman, “but I have my orders, and you must come with me.” The American was Indignant, but seeing that there was no help for It, he suffered himself to be escorted to the guard-house. Here, after a brief examination, be was curtly told to seat himself upon a bench already occupied by another flushed and sullen-looking prisoner. He had been there only a few min utes when a carriage drove up, and a loud, authoritative voice greeted the officer at the door: "You have got the two criminals? Good! Let me see them!” “The Herr Commissioner himself!” exclaimed the captain, rising from his desk. "These must be desperate fel lows.” There was the ring of footsteps along the corridor, and the prisoners looked up to see. advancing toward them with outstretched hands and twinkling eyes, the tall form of Herr Schmidt. “I am delighted to see you, doctor, and you, too, Mr. Watson! Pray let me introduce you. There! Now step out to my carriage, and we will have a drive and return to my house for lunch. You are my guests for the day.” As the two "desperate fellows" took their places In the carriage with a Blgh of relief, Herr Schmidt added: “I hope you will pardon my method of making up a party, but I learned In the course of my official business that you were In the city, and as there seemed to be no Inclination on your part to look me up, I took this means of securing your company.” Max Muller's Modesty. Speaking once of lang”ages to Max Muller, a woman of India, herself a scholar, asked how many he knew. "I hope I know my mother tongue,” he replied. "I am acquainted with a few others.” "Why this caution?” laughed the lady. “I will tell you,” said the great Sanskrit scholar. “There came to me one day, as I sat here In my study— the Buddha on my hearth—a man who seemed my Ideal of the Sanskrit priest hood. He spoke to me in an unknown tongue. I asked him what language he was speaking. "The man huddled himself together on the floor and wept. “ ‘I have honored you all my life,’ said he, ‘as the greatest living Sanskrit scholar in all the world. I speak to you a simple Sanskrit salutation, and you do not understand me.' “ ‘Since then,’ sad Prof. Muller, “1 never say that I know any language.” It was merely the difference between the spoken and the written dead tongue that had puzzled him. But that takes nothing from the humility of the lin guist—a humility as refreshing as It Is rare, and scarcely the mark of the age to which Prof. Mueller belonged. Appetite poor?»/ Bowels constipated? Tongue coated? Head ache? It’s your liver! Ayer’s Pills are liver pills, all vegetable. Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? L'se BUCKINGHAM'S DYE • w * ta , w ». RISO S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION Give Warning of Approach of More Serious Trouble. Do you experience fits of depression with restlessness, alternating with extreme irritability, bordering upon hysteria? Are your spirits easily affected so that one minute you laugh, and ths next fall into con vulsive weeping? Do you feel something like a ball rising in your throat and threaten ing to choke you; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light ami sound; pain in the ovaries, and especially between the shoulders; sometimes loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia, and almost continually cross and snappy, with a tendency to cry at the least provocation ? If so, your nerves are in a shattered condition, and you are threat ened with nervous prostration. Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nine cases out of ten this is caused by some uterine disorder, and the nerves centering in and about the organs which make you a woman influence your entire nervous system. Something must be done at once to restore their natural condition or you will be prostrated for weeks and months perhaps, and suffer untold misery. Proof is monumental that nothing in the world is better for thia purpose than Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound; thou sands and thousands of women have written us so. How Hrs. Holland, of Philadelphia, suffered among the finest physicians In the country, none of whom could help her—finally cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. “ D ear M rs . P inkham : — For over two years I was a constant suf ferer from extreme nervousness, indigestion, and dizziness. Menstruation was irregular, had backache and a feeling of great lassitude and weak ness. I was so bad that I was not able to do my own work or go far in the street. I could not sleep nights. “I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave me no relief. After taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I soon began to feel better, and was able to go out and not feel as if I would tall at every step. I continued to take the medicine until cured. “I cannot say enough in behalf of Lydia E. Pinkham’s medicine, and heartily recommend all suffering women to try it and find the relief I did.” — M rs . F lorence H olland , 622 S. Clifton St., Phila delphia, Pa. (Jan. 6, 1902.) Another case of severe female trouble cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, after the doctors had failed. “D ear M rs . P inkham :—I was in poor health for several years. I had female trouble and was not able to do my housework alone. I felt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. J doctored with several doctors. They doctored me for my stomach, but did net relieve me. I read in your book about your medicine, aiiu thought I would try it. I did so, and am now cured and able to do my work alone, and feel good. I was always very poor, but now weigh one hundred and fifty pounds. “ I thank you for the relief I have obtained, and I hope that every woman troubled with female weakness will give Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound a trial. I have recommended it to many of my friends.”—M rs . M aria B owers , Millersville, Ohio. (Aug. 15,1901.) Will not the volumes of letters from women made strong by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound convince all of th« virtues of this medicine ? How shall the fact that it will help them be made plain? Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and sick, and discour» aged, exhausted with each day’s work. You have some derange» mentof the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound will help you just as surely as it has others. Cobwlgger — Several millionaires have written their opinions as to bow tn make a fortune. Merritt—I read tbe article. The funny thing la that not one of them advised following tbe plan by which be got rich himself.—Judge. No man ever undertakes to define love unless be is up against tbe real thing himself—and then you can’t h» Ueve him under oath. Always shake In Alien's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen teet. Cures corns. Ingrowing nails «ud bunions. At all 'iruggists and shoe stores, Me. Don't accept •nv substitute. Sample mailed FREX. Address Alleu S. Olmsted. La Roy, N. Y. Lemoa SoiifH. Putldlns. It Is tbe pustry cream, same as used lu Boston cream puffs, with white of eggs whipped to froth stirred In and then baked. It rises high In the oven; should be served Immediately, or at least not allowed to become cold. Use a quart of milk, eight ounces of sugar, five ounces of flour (a heaped cup), an ounce of butter, eight eggs. The yolks cooked In tbe mixture, which must then be made nearly cold and flavored with lemon, aud the eight whites then added. A spoonful of sweetened cream in each dish for sauce. Peach Short Cake. To two cups of flour add four tea spoonfuls of baking powder, one-half spoonful of salt, oue-quarter cup of butter and one tnblespoonful of sugar. Mix with milk and spread on two round buttered pans. When doue, re move and butter under crust well, spread with peaches, pared and cut Into sections, sprinkle well with sugar, and put over the upper crust buttered. Cover the top with peaches aud ar range pieces around the outside edge. Cover with whipped cream.—Good Housekeeplug. 8alted Canned Peas. Shell the peas und mix a haif-plut of salt with every quart of peas. Stand over night and in the morning drain off nil moisture and pack the pens mid salt tightly Id airtight jars. Seal the jars and wrap each In dark paper. When the peas are wanted soak over night, then cook In tbe usual way. Green Tomato Pie. Oobwigger — Several millionaire! have written their opinions as to how to make a fortune. Meritt—I read that article. The funny thing is that not one of them ad vised following the plan by which he got rich himself.—Judge. Tlds pie should be made with upper and lower crusts of plain paste lu tbe usual manner. For the Inside slice the tomatoes thin, arrange on the lower crust, add one-half cup of sugar, tbe Juice of oue lemon, and a sprinkling of cinnamon. the outward sign of some constitu tional disorder, a bad condition of the blood and system which local remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier aud tonic is what you need. Some- thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy. S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and strer.gthcua the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified and the system purged of all morbid, unhealthy matter the healing process begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison ous drugs of any description, but is guar- autecd a purely vegetable remedy, a blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic notes and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book on "The Blood and Its Diseases ” free. Dff SWIFTSPtCIFIC CO., ATLANTA, 04 Fried Bananas with Cherry Rance. Cut some bananas In two lengthwise and roll In powdered macaroons. Fry till a good brown In butter. Arrange In a circle, putting In Ibe center some currant Jelly with Maraschino cher ries in It. SI.W a Mtla. All Aniulua If your druggist cannot supply you, send us one dollar and wn will express Cu a bottle. Be sure and give the name your nearest express office. Address. J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass. Finest in the world. Sit down and write OREGON for right beautiful illustrated special catalogue on rose Hoffman Bros., Ill ROSES bushes. 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To remove hard putty pass s hot Iron over It. Tills will soften It, and thus a broken pane of glass can lie easily removed without Injury to tbe window sash. Black marble may be cleaned with a mixture of soft soap and pearl asb In equal parts. Apply this with a flan nel, and let It remain for some mln utes. Rinse off first with hot and tb n with cold water. When dry, polish with a paraffin cloth. Stains on lavatory basins, canned l>> the dripping of taps, are easily re moved with powdered <h:lk n>lx<d t< a paste with ammonia. Apply with an old toothbrush or other email brush Rub till the marks disappear, and thee rinse with water. Tea and coffee pots are among th< kitchen utensils that are never thot ougbly cleaned. The ordinary ma < will simply rinse them out under th faucet end pot them away to tl y a tbelr own sweet will. Instead, the.' sh uld be frequeuily tilled with wste to which sei real spoonfuls of have been added anil set to l>oll f<>> •eve'si hours on tbe Lack of the stove It’s impossible for you not to look old, with the color of seventy years in your hair! Perhaps you are seventy, and you like your gray hair! If not, use Ayer’s Hair Vigor. In less than a month your gray hair will have all the dark, rich color of youth. A. W. GLEASON, < —’ Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, a Sold bv druggists, 75c. Pickled Hiring Beane. Remove tbe strings beans until tender lu boiling water; put into heated spiced vinegar seal up tightly. % “My hair was falling out and turning gray very fas». But your Hair Vigor stopped the falling and restored the natural color.”— Mrs. E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y. A Mash and rub the peaches through a the teething season. colander, and for every cupful of the Inconsiderate. fruit allow a neaping tablespoonful of Miss Nexdoor—This is a pretty time powdered sugar. If you have a quart of night for that Dasher girl to be play of the fruit, add to It half an ounce ing the piano. of gelatine, dissolved In as little water Miss Also—0, she’s no respecter of as possible. Add a few drops of time. You can tell that from tbe way brandy, and fold in a pint of stiffly she is playing.—Baltimore American. whipped cream. But luto a mold and pack in Ice. For forty year’s Piso's Cure for Con Precept and Practice. tree living Bear Memphis, Teas., bnt hare since removed to Kansas City, and am now rasidla« at Ms. «14 Zest BlxtMBtb Street. Mrs. B. A. KAZMIS. Kansas City, Mo. B tatk of O hio , C iti or tolkdo , |.. L ucas C ounty . | ••• F rank J. C hkney makes oath that he fa the senior parter of the firm of F. J. 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"Ab!” sighed the poetess of passion, in a tense tone, “have you never prayed and hoped for death?” "Many and many a time,” replied the petulent ycung beauty, "but it doesn’t seem to be any use. My hus band is seventy-five now and he looks to be good for ten years moro at least.” —Philadelphia Press. “What’s your proepective son-in- law's business?” asked the old friend. "Love-making, principally,” growled the old man. "At least, I don’t see how he finds time for much of anything else.”—Chicago Post. such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you PITQ Permanently cured. Wo fits or nervousness I"! Id after Hrat day's U8e of Dr. Kline's Great Nervs Restorer. Send for Free 02 trial bottle and treaUsw Dr. M. H. Kline, Ltd..B3J Areh St . Philadelphia, Pineapple Cobbler. One of the novelists, referring to hie hero, eaye: His countenance fell. His voice broke. His heart sank. His hair rose. His eves blazed. His words burned. His blood froze. It appears, however, that he was able to pull himself together and marry the girl in the last chapter.—Chicago Rec ord-Herald. Next Thing In Line. Way Up. "And now, young man,” said the old parson, solemnly, "Jet your daily motto be ‘On high!’ ” “No, that’s iny nightly motto," chuckled the sporty youth in ’ht Pana ma. "I spend my evenings on the roof garden.”—Chicago Daily News. Four slices of pineapple cut In dice, one lemon and one orange sliced very tliln, eight tablespoonfuls of sug;tr, one pint of Iced water and one cup of shaved Ice. Tlaee tbe fruit In a bowl, strew with the sugar and a little lee, and In ten minutes add tbe Iced water. Stir well and pour into glasses half full of shaved ice; decorate with ripe berries. Potatoes Baked In Half Shells. Some curious funeral customs »till i suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can prevail in the south of Scotland. At ) cer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest Annan, in many cases, the funeral of a | annoyance because they are so per SORES ON BOTH ANKLES. departed relative Is Intimated and | sistent and unsightly and detract so much from ene’s personal appearance. G.Btl.m.n : About t.a y.ars one a friends invited by the bellman going Middle aged and old people and ssaall s.r. oam. ••ok .fmy aaklas. round from door to door telling the those whose blood is contaminated and D«w »ot Into th* ,la«.r aa< tk.y b«- people of the evrnt. Of course, he does tainted with the germs and poison of oam. l*rr«> ••tins ale.rs, and I auf- lntanMly for aaarly tea year.. not ring bis bell when on his melan malaria or some previous sickness, are f.red I had «pent mora than «»«0.00 try choly journey. At Langholm at the i the chief sufferers from chronic sores ing to wall wh.n I ohanMd to funeral the relatives of the deceasc-d and ulcers. While the blood remains in ••• S. B. a. advartlMd la a M,m»hla paper. I began to take It aad Was are grouped together In front of the an unhealthy, polluted condition heal cured. My limbs bare Barer been house where the cortege departs, and ing is impossible, and the sore will Mr. or Siren me any >aia at all the other mourners go up to them, and continue to grow and spread in spite of ainoe. I bare r.eommaadad «. «. «. to a rreat many peopla, aad am a.* one by one they give a sympathetic washes and salves or any superficial or giving it to my aiae-year-ald mb far shake of the band. surface treatment, for the sore is but ■oaama. Daring my leap ■iekBaaa 1 Doctors’ Medicine. 81ft a cup of gruuulated sugar anil add it to tbe yolks of five eggs, first beating these uutll they are thick. Add a dash of salt. Sift three-quarters of a cup of flour twice with a half tea spoonful of cream of tartar, aud add to tbe eggs and sugar. Beat for twen ty minutes and fold In tbe whites of seven eggs wMpped stiff with a tea spoonful of white sugar dissolved In one teaspoonful of lemon juice and one tablespoonful of orange juice. Butter a pan, flour It lightly and bake the cake In a steady oven for forty min utes. Select medium-sized potatoes, wash, using a brush, put in a dripping pan and bake in a hot oven foriy minutes, or until soft. Cut In halves length wise, scoop out Inside, mnsli, season with butter, salt aud pepper, and moisten with hot milk. Eating Ulcers« upTMt™. Tbe project of a tax on fat people Is being considered In 8weden. Tbe ad vocates of the tax argue that when a man Is above a certain weight be Is In a well-fed and consequently pros perous condition, and so in a position to contribute easily to tbe public funds. To Break In New Shoes. His Business. Chronic Sores Curious Funeral Customs. tnuihine Cake. A Strong Character. The oldest mason is beginning to get Salt Freshens Ink. his name in the papers again, says the To prevent a mold in ink infuse a Chicago Record-Herald. Look out for another of George Washington's body piece of salt the size of a hazelnut in Took * Couple. each quart. It was a shop In a Highland town, servants. and the traveler who called every three months was making bls Christmas visit. "Here's a box of gored cigars," he said to the shopkeeper, “aud I hope you will enjoy them.” “Oh, I couldna tak’ them. I never dae business that way.” "Well, well, give me a shilling for Nothing is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, particu the box,” said the traveler, "If that larly when located upon the lowca extremities where the circulation is weak will appease your conscience.” “Ay, ay! Weel, let me see," said the and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, shopkeeper, running his eye over the and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the silver he fetched from bis pocket. "I sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel see I've got a florin here; I'll taka a the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, couple of boxes.” bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all Tax on Fat People. Dizzu? grrctajg^kr^gwTR^aa^ - gAXX * A Lesson in Oravtty. “Archimedes,” reads the pupil, leaped from his bath shouting ’Eureka! Eureka!’ ” “One moment, James,” said the teacher, “what is the meaning of Eu- resa?” "Eureka means I have found it.” “Very well. What had Archimolee found?” James hesitates for a moment, then ventures hopefully: "The soap, mum.”—Judge. 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