Distress
After Eating
Nausea between meals, belching, vom
iting, flatulence, tits of nervous head
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is neglected the harder it is to cure it.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Radically end permanently cure it—
strengthen and toue the stomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood’s.
“I bad dyspepsia twenty-five year, and
took different medicines but got no belp
until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla.
Have taken four bottles of this medicine
and can now eat almost anything, sleep
well, have no cramps in my stomach, no
burning and no distress.
M bs . W illiam
G. B arritt , 14 Olney St., Providence, R. I.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to
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One Pleasure Oone.
“f suppose, Miss Rambo,” said the
caller, “that your father feels much
happier now that be has been cured of
hie rheumatism?”
"Well,” explained the young lady,
"he feels better when he realizes that
he does not have to Buffer any more;
but he feels pretty bad when he remem
bers how exactly he used to be able to
foretell the weather.”—Judge.
An Important Distinction.
She—I suppose that it would take a
great deal of observation and experi
ence to enable a man to pick the fastest
horse entered for a race.
•
He (mournfully)— Yee, bnt that isn’t
what you are trying to do. What you
want is to pick the horse that is going
to win.
Ocean Trout.
Trout are believed to be exclusively
fresh water fish. It happens, however,
occasionally that some are caught with
the herring in the German ocean.
Silence at Dinner.
Whenever there is a marked silence
at a large dinner party it is always, so
the superstitious say, twenty minutes
of the hour or twenty minutes after.
Has" er.
Easter is the Sunday which follows
that fourteenth day of the calendar
moon which falls upon or next after
the 21st day of March.
Wild Animals In Captivity.
Captivity changes animals’ nature.
A lion captured when it is full grown
will always be treacherous, but lions,
tigers, leopards and other carniverous
animals that have been born in captiv
ity can be tamed till they are quite as
gentle and affectionate as poodle dogs.
Last Touch of Realism.
The photograph and moving pictures
have been combined, say the Chicago
Tribune, thus making it possible to
give the last touch of realism to prize
light views.
Tete-a-Tete.
“Ah,” he said to her over their ice
cream, “it is very sweet, but not so
sweet as you.” "It is soft,” she re
turned promptly, "but not so soft as
you.” "And it is cold,” he conclud
ed, "but not so cold as you.”—Phila
delphia Press.
One of Many.
Me~er—Did you ever see a man-eat
ing shark?
Gyer—No; but I once saw a man eat
ing catfish.
Meyer—Indeed! W here?
Gyer — In a restaurant.—Chicago
Daily News.
Birds and Floods.
Many birds have an instinctive pre
science of floods, and will change the
positions of their nests or make other
provisions for safety just before a heavy
rainfall results in a flood which sweeps
away their former homes.
Cream Custard Pie.
Beat one egg, add two-tliirds cupful
of sugar and trun in one and one-half
cupfuls of good cream.
Mix well,
add a pinch of salt. Line a pie plate
with paste, pour in the cream mixture
and grate a little nutmeg over the top.
Bake slowly and serve just cooled.—De
troit Free Press.
Tribute to Woman's Vanity,
Traveling beauties never take pas age
on an ocean liner without a spirit
lamp to heat their curling tongs. This
practice imperils the ship through dan
ger of fire. One of the big steamship
lines has fitted every stateroom on its
vessels with an electrical apparatus for
heating the curling tongs.
Twins Born In Dublin.
Irish women can boast of having
twins more frequently than any other
women in the world. Twins are bom
in Doublin about once in every fifty-
two births, as against a general world
»verage of one in eighty.
Stickney Oaeiollnc Engine
Fifty dollars can be saved by buying
the above. Will run cheaper, chopping
15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well
drilling machinerv, pumps, etc. Write
for catalogue. REIEFSON MACHINERY CO..
Foot of Morrison Street Portland, Oregon.
Au American doctor wuo had receiv
ed bls degree from a certain German
university recently paid a visit to bls
foreign alma mater. He had not been
In the town since bls graduation, ten
years before, and the first few days
of bls visit were pleasantly spent In
renewing bls acquaintance with well-
remembered haunts. This stirring up
of old recollections brought with It a
desire to see some of his former college
friends, chief among them a certain
Herr Bcbmldt, a brilliant scholar and
entertaining companion.
On the fourth morning of his stay
the doctor started out with the deter
mination to hunt up bls friend, Herr
Schmidt. He bad hardly left the
hotel, however, when a smartly dress
ed policeman stepped up to him from
behind, and touching him on the arm,
Inquired if he was Doctor Saunders
of New York. The American replied
that be was.
"In that case," said the policeman,
"I shall have to place you under ar
rest. Please be so good as to follow
me."
“Arrestl” stammered the doctor.
"What for? It’s an outrage!"
“Perhaps,” Bald the policeman, “but
I have my orders, and you must come
with me.”
The American was Indignant, but
seeing that there was no help for It,
he suffered himself to be escorted to
the guard-house. Here, after a brief
examination, be was curtly told to seat
himself upon a bench already occupied
by another flushed and sullen-looking
prisoner.
He had been there only a few min
utes when a carriage drove up, and
a loud, authoritative voice greeted the
officer at the door:
"You have got the two criminals?
Good! Let me see them!”
“The Herr Commissioner himself!”
exclaimed the captain, rising from his
desk. "These must be desperate fel
lows.”
There was the ring of footsteps along
the corridor, and the prisoners looked
up to see. advancing toward them with
outstretched hands and twinkling eyes,
the tall form of Herr Schmidt.
“I am delighted to see you, doctor,
and you, too, Mr. Watson! Pray let me
introduce you. There! Now step out
to my carriage, and we will have a
drive and return to my house for
lunch. You are my guests for the
day.”
As the two "desperate fellows" took
their places In the carriage with a
Blgh of relief, Herr Schmidt added:
“I hope you will pardon my method
of making up a party, but I learned
In the course of my official business
that you were In the city, and as there
seemed to be no Inclination on your
part to look me up, I took this means
of securing your company.”
Max Muller's Modesty.
Speaking once of lang”ages to Max
Muller, a woman of India, herself a
scholar, asked how many he knew.
"I hope I know my mother tongue,”
he replied. "I am acquainted with a
few others.”
"Why this caution?” laughed the
lady.
“I will tell you,” said the great
Sanskrit scholar. “There came to me
one day, as I sat here In my study—
the Buddha on my hearth—a man who
seemed my Ideal of the Sanskrit priest
hood. He spoke to me in an unknown
tongue. I asked him what language
he was speaking.
"The man huddled himself together
on the floor and wept.
“ ‘I have honored you all my life,’
said he, ‘as the greatest living Sanskrit
scholar in all the world. I speak to
you a simple Sanskrit salutation, and
you do not understand me.'
“ ‘Since then,’ sad Prof. Muller, “1
never say that I know any language.”
It was merely the difference between
the spoken and the written dead tongue
that had puzzled him. But that takes
nothing from the humility of the lin
guist—a humility as refreshing as It Is
rare, and scarcely the mark of the
age to which Prof. Mueller belonged.
Appetite poor?»/ Bowels
constipated? Tongue coated?
Head ache? It’s your liver!
Ayer’s Pills are liver pills, all
vegetable.
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a beautiful brown or rich black? L'se
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Give Warning of Approach of More
Serious Trouble.
Do you experience fits of depression with restlessness, alternating
with extreme irritability, bordering upon hysteria? Are your spirits
easily affected so that one minute you laugh, and ths next fall into con
vulsive weeping?
Do you feel something like a ball rising in your throat and threaten
ing to choke you; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light
ami sound; pain in the ovaries, and especially between the shoulders;
sometimes loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia, and almost continually
cross and snappy, with a tendency to cry at the least provocation ?
If so, your nerves are in a shattered condition, and you are threat
ened with nervous prostration.
Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nine cases out of ten this is
caused by some uterine disorder, and the nerves centering in and about the
organs which make you a woman influence your entire nervous system.
Something must be done at once to restore their natural condition or
you will be prostrated for weeks and months perhaps, and suffer untold
misery.
Proof is monumental that nothing in the world is better for thia
purpose than Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound; thou
sands and thousands of women have written us so.
How Hrs. Holland, of Philadelphia, suffered
among the finest physicians In the country, none of
whom could help her—finally cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
“ D ear M rs . P inkham : — For over two years I was a constant suf
ferer from extreme nervousness, indigestion, and dizziness. Menstruation
was irregular, had backache and a feeling of great lassitude and weak
ness. I was so bad that I was not able to do my own work or go far in
the street. I could not sleep nights.
“I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave me no relief. After
taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I soon began to
feel better, and was able to go out and not feel as if I would tall at
every step. I continued to take the medicine until cured.
“I cannot say enough in behalf of Lydia E. Pinkham’s medicine,
and heartily recommend all suffering women to try it and find the
relief I did.” — M rs . F lorence H olland , 622 S. Clifton St., Phila
delphia, Pa. (Jan. 6, 1902.)
Another case of severe female trouble cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, after the
doctors had failed.
“D ear M rs . P inkham :—I was in poor health for several years.
I had female trouble and was not able to do my housework alone. I
felt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. J doctored with several
doctors. They doctored me for my stomach, but did net relieve me.
I read in your book about your medicine, aiiu thought I would try it.
I did so, and am now cured and able to do my work alone, and feel
good. I was always very poor, but now weigh one hundred and fifty
pounds.
“ I thank you for the relief I have obtained, and I hope that every
woman troubled with female weakness will give Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound a trial. I have recommended it to many of my
friends.”—M rs . M aria B owers , Millersville, Ohio. (Aug. 15,1901.)
Will not the volumes of letters from women made strong by
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound convince all of th«
virtues of this medicine ?
How shall the fact that it will help them be made plain?
Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and sick, and discour»
aged, exhausted with each day’s work. You have some derange»
mentof the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound will help you just as surely as it has others.
Cobwlgger — Several
millionaires
have written their opinions as to bow
tn make a fortune.
Merritt—I read tbe article. The
funny thing la that not one of them
advised following tbe plan by which
be got rich himself.—Judge.
No man ever undertakes to define
love unless be is up against tbe real
thing himself—and then you can’t h»
Ueve him under oath.
Always shake In Alien's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen teet.
Cures corns. Ingrowing nails «ud bunions. At
all 'iruggists and shoe stores, Me. Don't accept
•nv substitute. Sample mailed FREX. Address
Alleu S. Olmsted. La Roy, N. Y.
Lemoa SoiifH. Putldlns.
It Is tbe pustry cream, same as used
lu Boston cream puffs, with white of
eggs whipped to froth stirred In and
then baked. It rises high In the oven;
should be served Immediately, or at
least not allowed to become cold. Use
a quart of milk, eight ounces of sugar,
five ounces of flour (a heaped cup), an
ounce of butter, eight eggs. The yolks
cooked In tbe mixture, which must
then be made nearly cold and flavored
with lemon, aud the eight whites then
added. A spoonful of sweetened cream
in each dish for sauce.
Peach Short Cake.
To two cups of flour add four tea
spoonfuls of baking powder, one-half
spoonful of salt, oue-quarter cup of
butter and one tnblespoonful of sugar.
Mix with milk and spread on two
round buttered pans. When doue, re
move and butter under crust well,
spread with peaches, pared and cut
Into sections, sprinkle well with sugar,
and put over the upper crust buttered.
Cover the top with peaches aud ar
range pieces around the outside edge.
Cover with whipped cream.—Good
Housekeeplug.
8alted Canned Peas.
Shell the peas und mix a haif-plut
of salt with every quart of peas. Stand
over night and in the morning drain
off nil moisture and pack the pens mid
salt tightly Id airtight jars. Seal the
jars and wrap each In dark paper.
When the peas are wanted soak over
night, then cook In tbe usual way.
Green Tomato Pie.
Oobwigger — Several millionaire!
have written their opinions as to how
to make a fortune.
Meritt—I read that article.
The
funny thing is that not one of them ad
vised following the plan by which he
got rich himself.—Judge.
Tlds pie should be made with upper
and lower crusts of plain paste lu tbe
usual manner. For the Inside slice the
tomatoes thin, arrange on the lower
crust, add one-half cup of sugar, tbe
Juice of oue lemon, and a sprinkling
of cinnamon.
the outward sign of some constitu
tional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
aud tonic is what you need. Some-
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strer.gthcua the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
and the system purged of all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar-
autecd a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic notes
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book
on "The Blood and Its Diseases ” free.
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Fried Bananas with Cherry Rance.
Cut some bananas In two lengthwise
and roll In powdered macaroons. Fry
till a good brown In butter. Arrange
In a circle, putting In Ibe center some
currant Jelly with Maraschino cher
ries in It.
SI.W a Mtla. All Aniulua
If your druggist cannot supply you,
send us one dollar and wn will express
Cu a bottle. Be sure and give the name
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Sympathetic.
Young Wife .(rather nervously)—Ob,
cook, I must really speak to you. Your
master is always complaining. One
day it is the soup, the second day it is
tbe deb, the third day it is the joint—
in fact, ifs always something or other.
Cook (with feeling)— Weil, mum
I’m truly sorry for you. It most be
quite awful to live with a gentleman o
that sort.— Punch.
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The im
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Sold by retail shoe
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Look for name aud
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That Douglas iisvm Cor
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Corona Is the highest
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Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signatur« of
and boil tbe
slightly salted
glass Jars, pour
over them and
R'-ort Fugse.tlon..
Add a little salt to the stove polish
and It will not rub off so quickly.
To clean zinc wash first In hot soda
water and then rub with a flannel
dipped in turpentine.
Ants dislike borax, so sprinkle It
over shelves in pantries, etc., where
they are troublesome.
A kitchen stool Is a great "omfort to
a delicate woman for sitting on when
washing dishes or cleaning vegetables.
For waterproofing boots melt to
gether a little mutton suet and bees
wax, rub It over tbe soles and slightly
over the edges where the stitches are.
To remove hard putty pass s hot Iron
over It. Tills will soften It, and thus
a broken pane of glass can lie easily
removed without Injury to tbe window
sash.
Black marble may be cleaned with a
mixture of soft soap and pearl asb In
equal parts. Apply this with a flan
nel, and let It remain for some mln
utes. Rinse off first with hot and tb n
with cold water. When dry, polish
with a paraffin cloth.
Stains on lavatory basins, canned l>>
the dripping of taps, are easily re
moved with powdered <h:lk n>lx<d t<
a paste with ammonia. Apply with an
old toothbrush or other email brush
Rub till the marks disappear, and thee
rinse with water.
Tea and coffee pots are among th<
kitchen utensils that are never thot
ougbly cleaned.
The ordinary ma <
will simply rinse them out under th
faucet end pot them away to tl y a
tbelr own sweet will. Instead, the.'
sh uld be frequeuily tilled with wste
to which sei real spoonfuls of
have been added anil set to l>oll f<>>
•eve'si hours on tbe Lack of the stove
It’s impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years in
your hair! Perhaps you
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use Ayer’s Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
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Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, a
Sold bv druggists, 75c.
Pickled Hiring Beane.
Remove tbe strings
beans until tender lu
boiling water; put into
heated spiced vinegar
seal up tightly.
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“My hair was falling out and
turning gray very fas». But your
Hair Vigor stopped the falling and
restored the natural color.”— Mrs.
E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y.
A
Mash and rub the peaches through a the teething season.
colander, and for every cupful of the
Inconsiderate.
fruit allow a neaping tablespoonful of
Miss Nexdoor—This is a pretty time
powdered sugar. If you have a quart of night for that Dasher girl to be play
of the fruit, add to It half an ounce ing the piano.
of gelatine, dissolved In as little water
Miss Also—0, she’s no respecter of
as possible. Add a few drops of time. You can tell that from tbe way
brandy, and fold in a pint of stiffly she is playing.—Baltimore American.
whipped cream. But luto a mold and
pack in Ice.
For forty year’s Piso's Cure for Con
Precept and Practice.
tree living Bear Memphis, Teas., bnt
hare since removed to Kansas City,
and am now rasidla« at Ms. «14
Zest BlxtMBtb Street.
Mrs. B. A. KAZMIS.
Kansas City, Mo.
B tatk of O hio , C iti or tolkdo , |..
L ucas C ounty .
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F rank J. C hkney makes oath that he fa the
senior parter of the firm of F. J. C heney 4 Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sumol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C ure .
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this Sth day of December, A. D. 1886.
No Widowhood Yet.
Peach M.u.se.
Gray ?
An Excuse for Beer.
Robert Hoirigan of No. 250 east
Twenty-fifth street was arraigned in
the Yorkville police court yesterday
morning on a charge o( intoxication.
In explanation Horrigan said:
“Your boner, I’ve bean wishing and
praying for a son for the last ten years.
Yesterday the finest baby boy you ever
saw came to my house, and I just
couldn’t Keep from celebrating.”
"Well, if that’s the case,” said the
magistrate, "I guess I’ll have to Jet
yon go.”—New Yorg American.
"Ab!” sighed the poetess of passion,
in a tense tone, “have you never
prayed and hoped for death?”
"Many and many a time,” replied
the petulent ycung beauty, "but it
doesn’t seem to be any use. My hus
band is seventy-five now and he looks
to be good for ten years moro at least.”
—Philadelphia Press.
“What’s your proepective son-in-
law's business?” asked the old friend.
"Love-making, principally,” growled
the old man. "At least, I don’t see
how he finds time for much of anything
else.”—Chicago Post.
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you
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Pineapple Cobbler.
One of the novelists, referring to hie
hero, eaye:
His countenance fell.
His voice broke.
His heart sank.
His hair rose.
His eves blazed.
His words burned.
His blood froze.
It appears, however, that he was able
to pull himself together and marry the
girl in the last chapter.—Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
Next Thing In Line.
Way Up.
"And now, young man,” said the
old parson, solemnly, "Jet your daily
motto be ‘On high!’ ”
“No, that’s iny nightly motto,"
chuckled the sporty youth in ’ht Pana
ma. "I spend my evenings on the roof
garden.”—Chicago Daily News.
Four slices of pineapple cut In dice,
one lemon and one orange sliced very
tliln, eight tablespoonfuls of sug;tr, one
pint of Iced water and one cup of
shaved Ice. Tlaee tbe fruit In a bowl,
strew with the sugar and a little lee,
and In ten minutes add tbe Iced water.
Stir well and pour into glasses half
full of shaved ice; decorate with ripe
berries.
Potatoes Baked In Half Shells.
Some curious funeral customs »till i suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
prevail in the south of Scotland. At ) cer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest
Annan, in many cases, the funeral of a | annoyance because they are so per
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
departed relative Is Intimated and | sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from ene’s personal appearance.
G.Btl.m.n : About t.a y.ars one a
friends invited by the bellman going
Middle aged and old people and ssaall s.r. oam. ••ok .fmy aaklas.
round from door to door telling the
those whose blood is contaminated and D«w »ot Into th* ,la«.r aa< tk.y b«-
people of the evrnt. Of course, he does tainted with the germs and poison of oam. l*rr«> ••tins ale.rs, and I auf-
lntanMly for aaarly tea year..
not ring bis bell when on his melan malaria or some previous sickness, are f.red
I had «pent mora than «»«0.00 try
choly journey. At Langholm at the i the chief sufferers from chronic sores ing to
wall wh.n I ohanMd to
funeral the relatives of the deceasc-d and ulcers. While the blood remains in ••• S. B. a. advartlMd la a M,m»hla
paper. I began to take It aad Was
are grouped together In front of the an unhealthy, polluted condition heal cured. My limbs bare Barer been
house where the cortege departs, and ing is impossible, and the sore will Mr. or Siren me any >aia at all
the other mourners go up to them, and continue to grow and spread in spite of ainoe. I bare r.eommaadad «. «. «.
to a rreat many peopla, aad am a.*
one by one they give a sympathetic washes and salves or any superficial or giving it to my aiae-year-ald mb far
shake of the band.
surface treatment, for the sore is but ■oaama. Daring my leap ■iekBaaa 1
Doctors’ Medicine.
81ft a cup of gruuulated sugar anil
add it to tbe yolks of five eggs, first
beating these uutll they are thick. Add
a dash of salt. Sift three-quarters of
a cup of flour twice with a half tea
spoonful of cream of tartar, aud add
to tbe eggs and sugar. Beat for twen
ty minutes and fold In tbe whites of
seven eggs wMpped stiff with a tea
spoonful of white sugar dissolved In
one teaspoonful of lemon juice and one
tablespoonful of orange juice. Butter
a pan, flour It lightly and bake the
cake In a steady oven for forty min
utes.
Select medium-sized potatoes, wash,
using a brush, put in a dripping pan
and bake in a hot oven foriy minutes,
or until soft. Cut In halves length
wise, scoop out Inside, mnsli, season
with butter, salt aud pepper, and
moisten with hot milk.
Eating Ulcers« upTMt™.
Tbe project of a tax on fat people Is
being considered In 8weden. Tbe ad
vocates of the tax argue that when a
man Is above a certain weight be Is
In a well-fed and consequently pros
perous condition, and so in a position
to contribute easily to tbe public
funds.
To Break In New Shoes.
His Business.
Chronic Sores
Curious Funeral Customs.
tnuihine Cake.
A Strong Character.
The oldest mason is beginning to get
Salt Freshens Ink.
his name in the papers again, says the
To prevent a mold in ink infuse a
Chicago Record-Herald. Look out for
another of George Washington's body piece of salt the size of a hazelnut in
Took * Couple.
each quart.
It was a shop In a Highland town, servants.
and the traveler who called every three
months was making bls Christmas
visit.
"Here's a box of gored cigars," he
said to the shopkeeper, “aud I hope
you will enjoy them.”
“Oh, I couldna tak’ them. I never
dae business that way.”
"Well, well, give me a shilling for
Nothing is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, particu
the box,” said the traveler, "If that
larly when located upon the lowca extremities where the circulation is weak
will appease your conscience.”
“Ay, ay! Weel, let me see," said the and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight,
shopkeeper, running his eye over the and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
silver he fetched from bis pocket. "I sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
see I've got a florin here; I'll taka a the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland,
couple of boxes.”
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all
Tax on Fat People.
Dizzu?
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A Lesson in Oravtty.
“Archimedes,” reads the pupil,
leaped from his bath shouting ’Eureka!
Eureka!’ ”
“One moment, James,” said the
teacher, “what is the meaning of Eu-
resa?”
"Eureka means I have found it.”
“Very well. What had Archimolee
found?”
James hesitates for a moment, then
ventures hopefully:
"The soap,
mum.”—Judge.
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