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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 20, 1903)
Eruptions WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY. Then He Hot Foollkh. "No,” said the new arrival at the temperance hotel, "I can’t understand why all those sensible men take that foolish tramp eveiy Sunday morning to see the hermit.” "You’d, understand it if you went along,” said the wise guest, with a wink. "The hermit is bartender.”— Chicago News. Y our Hair I Rnselan Official W». Proof Against All Blaniltalimcnt«. ♦ ♦ ♦♦ ♦ : ! I «-e ♦♦ ♦ ♦♦ FARMING IN ALASKA. ♦ Ju«t Before the Scrap» 117 A KTTTETl Every man or woman so in- W An 1E17 «-unewl to learn the Barber Wife—I wonder how they make those parlor matches? Husband—The process is very sim ple. I once made one. Wife—Indeed! How did you man age it? Husband—By first making a fool of myself in your mother’s parlor during our courtship.—Chicago News. trade ▲ nice light occupation, good wages,easy to learn,constant practice. The I method is right and the price and time required “The baud that rocks the cradle the beet possible to give »atistaciory results. Write for full particulars to the AMERICAN rules the world" is true of some coun- BARBER COLLEGE (Inc.), 2.53 Everett st., Although much has been written in tries and of many periods ot history, Portland, Oregon. “Two years ago my hair was ridicule and condemnation of the gov Even in Russia cbercbez la temute falling out bsdly. I purchased a ernment seeil distribution, one portion contains the clexv to many a sudden ORDER QUICK—Special nargain list, new bottle of Ayer’s Hair Vigor, and of the country believes in it emphatic goods. St uth Bend Steel Plows, wood beam*. promotion in the hierarchy of the soon my hair stopped coming out.” ally. During the past year the govern [4 in., |lu; South Bend Chilled Plows, wood state, says a Russian correspondent of beams, 14 in., |7.70; South Bend chilled Plows, Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, III. ment has given seeds of hardy vegeta Regulating the Rules. wood beams, 8 in , fS.AO; all rizea and styles in the London Telegraph. But In East plows. \oung America Cream Separator, No. bles, early grains, clover, grass and "Why didn't you stop at the hotel? ” ern Muscovy there are still some In V,; Steel " ind Mill. Moot, |22; Wood Wheel dower seeds to seven hundred and fifty "Too many rules and regulations." »W, " ind Mil), 12-foot, |35, Write us for prices on Perhaps your mother flexible civil servants left who fanat anvthing in the machinery line. Reierson Ma settlers in different parts of Alaska. "Restricted your liberty, eh? ” ically place duty above all other con had thin hair, but that is “Oh. no. But every time I broke chinery Co., foot of Mo riion St., Portland, Or. So difficult is it to obtain seeds in the seen any lightning around here since." siderations, even the dictates of gal one of the confounded rules or regu far north that without such provision no reason why you must —Atlanta Constitution. lantry Itself. lations one of the servants bobbed up few would attempt gardening. Miners Gospodyn Tarass off is one of the with a grin and had to be tipped.”— go through life with half and prospectors on the rivers and New Don Carlos. York Sun. most energetic of the brotherhood, and creeks far in the interior report that Don Carlos, the pretender to the starved hair. If you want Which thoroughly cleanse the blood, Spanish thione, who, it is reported, is the latest display of his single-mind Notary Public their home produce not only greatly A New Way ot Putting It. expelling all humors and building prepared to lelinquish his claims in edness is the theme of warm discus long, thick hair, feed it reduces the cost of living, but in a Attorney-at-Law sion in the Russian press. A lady had The old farmer was telling a story up the whole system. They cure that direction, Is 53 years old, and the come to see him with a view to bls land of canned goods Is an Important that with Ayer’s Hair Vigor, Pension Atttorney was very hard to believe. The father of one son and three daughters. factor in good heulth. Hood’s Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. According to the St. James Gazette, he neighbor who had just been in several employing her as clerk in the railway Solicitor of Patents and make it rich, dark, G. Hines, Franks. III., of eczema, from which An Indian farmer reports that he is horse trades with him listened in si has friends in England, and Is delight engineering office of which he is the he had suffered for some time; and Miss “ raising a world of cabbage; ” another lence for awhile. Then he spoke. Phones: ed to show them over his wonderful and heavy. chief, appointed by the government, Alvina Wolter. Box 213. Algona, Wls., of pim “Look-a-here!” he said, "Are you that he lived all last summer on vege private armory at the Plazzo Loredan Miss Kondakoff was the bearer of a Sunset, Main 1589 Ind., A I860 $1.00 a bottle. All drufttste. ples on her face and back and chafed skin on Venice. It is an unequaled collection tables from government seed; a third talkin’ horse or truth?"—Chicago Post. her body, by which she bad been greatly powerful letter of recommendation, J If your druggist cannot supply you, 304 New York Blcck that his strawberries from government troubled There are more testimonials io But the austere misogynist, refusing • »end us one dollar and we will express SEATTLE, WASH., U. S. A. President Diaz. His Position. runners were five and a half Inches in favor of Hood's than can be published. ■ you a bottle. Be sure and give tlie name to see her, read the recommendatory 3 of youi nearest express ollii.-e. Address, Outside of Mexico there is a gener "Say, Chimmie, see dat man gettin ’ circumference. A white miner at Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to J. C. A YlIK CO., Lowell, Mass. al impression that because President epistle and wrote back to say that he ” ‘ Skagway declares his hardy flowers on de car? Dat’s the postmaster gen Sure and keeps the promise. i^mi i ........... -ra isaiin Diaz is now seventy-three years old did not heed the lady’s services. She “the finest grown nnywhere;” another, eral,” he must be failing and that at best he Is said to be a person of good looks, “Aw, gwan! He ain’t no general— that a pumpkin vine grew twenty-four Chicago Boomers. can last but a little time longer. "On prepossessing manners and considera ain’t got no brass buttons nor stars Alighted Too Boon. inches in twenty-four hours. In Val WONDERFUL Don’t tell a Chicago man that his the contrary,” says a man who has just ble persuasive poxvers, and doubtless, nor not’in.” It had taken considerable persuasion dez, where in twelve weeks they had HOME city has less than three million popu returned from a business trip to the for these reasons, she made a series of "Aw, he ain't no soldier general, to Induce the old lady to trust Uorself only six fine days, gardens were still He’s de man who hands out letters at lation unless you are prepared to sister republic, "half a minute's talk strenuous efforts to see the head of the TREATMENT In an automobile; but finally she con a source of pleasure and profit, and a de general delivery windy.” fight. Boomers of the Lake City have with the general will dispel any such department personally and plead her This wonderful Chi sented because, says the Automobile delight to summer tourists. At Cold nese doctor Is called reorganized their Two Million Club, notion, He is of Oaxaca Indian cause under the most favorable con great because he cures re-christened it the Three Million Club, blood, a tribe noted for longevity and Magazine, she was anxious to reach people without opera ditions. But he declined to see her, the bedside of her sick grandchild In foot, one hundred miles north of the tion that are given up donned their aggressive club buttons physical prowess." Arctic circle, the United States com to die. He cures with and she refused to desist from call a village some twenty miles away. and promised allegiance to the club those wonderful Chi missioner had good success with tur ing. nese herbs, roots, buds, constitution, which provides that each Destructive Dampness. The oxvner of the big automobile, nips, lettuce and radishes, at a time The INTERNAL REMEDY barks anti vegetables I member must claim at all times that At last he issued the following cir So bad Is the dampness in Ceylon I that are entirely un- I who was touring through Long Island, No Case Exists it Will Not Car» when potatoes were 45 cents a pound known to medical sci Chicago has at least three million peo that a book will hardly last a year. cular: "I hereby warn the female ence in this country, Through the use of had been very kind about It. He ple. The most expensive cemera, made of clerk Kondakoff to desist from her vis chanced to be near th« station when at the grocery. At Point Barrow, in those harmless remedic. ..... famous ......... doctor les this knows the action of over 500 different rem the extreme north, twenty-seven days the most perfectly seasoned wood ap its to the cabinet of the head of the edies, which he successfully uses Iu different riTQ Permanently euren, wo fltsor nervouaneaa the old lady found she had missed her after seeding, the harvesting of let parently will warp in Ceylon, and all diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth f I IU after flrstday’suseofDr.Kline’sUreatNervw OREGON PORTLAND ( department. For communications train, and when he overheard her ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, Restorer. Mend for Frew IM trial bottle and trbatlao. Its paits will become unglued. liver, kidneys, etc.: has hundreds of there exist printed forms; it is fruit lamentations he .Insisted that she tuce and radishes began. Their condi St. Helen’s Hall J l) stomach, Dr. M. IL Kline, Ltd.. Ml Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and Home and day school for girls. Ideal ( less for her personally to bow and should accompany him. His route lay tion was perfect, the large amount of see him. Patients out of the city write for What Radium Has Done. location. Spacious building. Modern < c atmospheric electricity and the stimu blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONSUL Pardonable Pride. equipment. Academic, College Prepar- ( TATION FREE. ADDRESS Sir Oliver Lodge protests against scrape before me, and, what is more, through that particular one of the half lating force of the summer sun caus ation and special courses. Music, Elo- ( It was commencement day and Miss current Idea that the discovery ot it betrays a lack of feminine mod dozen Long Island villages named ing marvelous rapidity of growth. cution, Art in charge of specialists. ( The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. Eunice Whatnot had taken one ot the the Illustrated catalogue. Easter terin ( radium in any way shakes the long ac esty so to obtrude herself. Moreover, Hampton where the sick grandchild principal prizes. At the close of the cepted The Finlanders who, under Russian opens February 1. 1904. ( 253 Alder St., Portland, Oregon. I am not one of those beads of de laws of science. On the con lay. ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal. ( exercises her friends crowded around Men lion paper. persecution, are leaving their native trary, it affirms them, as the Instabil partment who at sight of a petticoat They started at last, and everything her to offer their congratulations. “But ity of matter which radium proves was land in large numbers, desire to settle drop their cherished principles. It is went well until. In attempting to pass weren’t you awfully afraid you acquired in the electric a matter of common knowledge that I a wagon which occupied most of the in Alaska, where the climate is simi wouldn’t get it?" asked one of them. theoretically theory ot its constitution, were true, am opposed to the employment of the road, the flying automobile went unex lar to their own. A site for their set “Oh, no,” said Miss Eunice, with a Washington Farmers bright smile. “I just knew that when and radium completes this theory in 'female element,’ and that alone ought, pectedly Into the ditch, and rather vio tlement has been selected on the Kenai It came to English composition I had stead of destroying it. Radium gives I hold, to have sufficed to keep the lently deposited Its occupants in an peninsula, lands have been surveyed, us, in embryo, a transmutation of the and Stockmen Indorse some houses put up and crops started ’em all skinned alive!”—Youth's Com elements. female clerk out of my office. I am adjoining Held. panion. Prussian Stock Food! simply lost in amazement at her Recovering from the shock, although from government seed. If Alaska suc shamelessness in seeking to curry fa somewhat confused from the rather ceeds in securing a large immigration The Summer “Cottage.” CATARRH CANNOT BE CUBED The summer “cottage" on the sea- vor with a man who makes his action unusual method of alighting, the old of the sturdy and Industrious Finns, READ THE FOLLOWING LETTERS. of a{i a matter of principle. In any case, lady asked of the chagrined chauffeur: her development will be vastly aug With local applications, as thev cannot reach shore is the selected place THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. mented. the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or others for those xvho have nothing to however, it Is In vain to hope that the “Is this a a a Hampton?” constitutional disease, and in order to cure it Meanwhile emigrants from the “No, ma’am,” be managed to gasp; you must take internal remedies. Hall'»» Ca do, who have no desire to do it, and request which has already been de I Save used Prussian Stock Food for the past tarrh Cure is taken internally, and actsdirectiy an abundance of time in which to do clined in writing will be granted as a “this Is an accident.” States are alix’e to opportunities in our three years for Horse*. Cattle. Sheep and Hogs. on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca it. There are tens of thousands of AS A FAT PRODUCING FOOD IT HAS NO EQUAL, lilnd It a thorough ren “O dear!” said the old lady. “Then northern territory. Five thousand pas tarrh Cure is not a ouack medicine. It was result of oral discussion. Indeed, the ovator; it tones up the system in general and prescribed by oiio of tlie best physicians in thia them, in a circle of a score or two of I hadn’t ougliter bare got out here, sengers have already been carried to Suts new life and vigor in the animal. In ntv Couni ry for years, and is a regular prescription. miles about New York. Many of them mere fact that she has not already airy business I find In every instance when fed Nome alone this summer, the influx It is composed of the best tonics known, com are occupied year after year by their seen tills has thoroughly convinced bad I?” according to directions it will INCREASE bined with the best blood purifiers, acting ‘di the flow of milk co a inurked degree. Also with seeming to justify President Roose young animals, calves in particular that are rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect owners, and many others are built for me that no such female clerk can Had Lost Track of the Case. subject to SCOURS Prussian Stock Food will velt’s prediction that Alaska will one combination of the two ingredients is what pro lease, and see a new tenant each 8ea have a place in my department. Per check the malady as if by magic. 1 have tried duces such wonderful results in curingcatarrh. son.—New York Letter. The young woman who, when asked many kinds of foods but I day be ns populous as the Scandina sons like her are but a source of de 8end lor testimonials, free. conside r Prussian Stock Food if she had read Romeo and Juliet, re vian peninsula. F J. CHENEY A (’(>., Proprs., Toledo, O. the BEST on the market moralization to the officials and are to-day. E mil G raf , Daven Sold by druggists, price 75c. Protecting Books In China. port, Wash. obstacles to the progress of work. Let plied that she had never read Juliet, Halls Family Pills ara the beat. ■PRUSSIA!!1 but she thought Romeo was lovely, “We have to varnish all our books in them go back to their former patrons. STOCK-FOOD IT DOUBLED Dizzy? Headache? Pain Increase in Milk. Called Him Brother. my country,” said a Chinese; “other They had better select some other was of the same temperament as a Since using tiie Prussian back of your eyes? It’s your Harlow—I noticed you called Fred wise they would soon be eaten into a place than the office of the head of village postmaster who knew or pre Stock Food with my milch cow I find her supply of milk “brother." Does he belong to some se gray powder by a little black insect, the department for loafing about in. tended to know something of all the has Increased from ONE to liver! Use Ayer ’ s Pills. TWO quarts each inilkipg. like a beetle, that takes to books as doings of the world, great and small. cret society that you do? D. C- F arnsworth . Rockford, In my office and all along the line I Gently laxative; all vegetable. Shallop—I don’t belong to any so a cat takes to ashes. Everybody in Wash. __________ Some wags from a neighboring town need men xvlio can work, and not the China, when he receives a consign cret society. I call him brother be who strolled Into the postoftice one day Sold for 60 years, Sold by the Leading Druggist rustling of petticoats. Furies and pom ment of books from Europe or Amer cause my wife once promised to be a thought they would have some sport ica, mixes a little pot of varnish at pous women like her I decline to tol sister to him. Want your moustache or beard once and proceeds to coat his books erate in my department, and I refuse with the wise man. "I suppose it’s pretty dead up here, Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’* .Soothing with it. This fluid is a perfect pro even to see them. Experiments made in the German a beautiful brown or rich black? Ute arap the beat remedy to use for their children tection; it Is made of creosote Canada Mr. Pratt.” said one. army with carrier pigeons having been > teething Heaoon. “(Signed) G. TARASSOFF.” "Well, not so dead as you think I satisfactory, every warship leaving balsam, resin, spirit of wine and mas tic.”—Philadelphia Record. guess there ain't much goes on that Kiel or Wilhelmshaven will hereafter Firn CTS -OP PBDoqiSTSORB. p BALL a CO.. WA_8_HÜA_W. H. Rabid. THRIFTY GERMAN WOMAN. we don’t hear about, even if it don’t carry a consignment of pigeons, to lie Noozey—I’ve heard a rumor that she An Advance. is to be married. She Makes the Government Custodian happen right here.” released at various distances from the Send Postal Card to Eilers Jingle—I knew that fellow, Storms, "Why. you people don’t know the land stations. Oldbache—Yes. of Valuable Securities. tho comedian, would come to the front. Noozey—Who’s the lucky one? war's over," said another, falling back If women are not quite «uch good Have you ever noticed, says a writer Piano House, Portland, Weller—Well, he has, has he? Oldbache—Neither of them, if they on the stock phrase. “Yes. You remember he used to bands nt making money as men, they only knew it.—Philadelphia Press. "Oh, you can't work that dodge on in "V. C.,” that some tamers carry ON RAINY DAYS WEAR nt least take the palm in devising for Particulars. play the part of the hind legs of the a second whip in their left hands, For coughs and cold» there is no better elephant In the pantomime?” extraordinary moans for saving it, says me,” replied the postmaster, looking which is never used? Their purpose This fine piano is made especially TOWU?5 Waterproof medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump “Yes.” the London Telegraph. A curious ease shrewdly over his spectacles. “I guess is this: It represents to the xvlld beast for us according to specifications to tion. Price 25 cents. "Well, now lie's playing the front In point lias recently come to the I follered the negotiations with Kitch the terrors of the unknown. He has OILED meet the requirements of Western cli legs."—N. Y. Daily News. knowltslge of n firm of bankers in ener In the papers." True Faith. matic conditions. It is at once the experienced the sharp, stinging flick of "But there are some things that , 'ÖHBRN® clothing Bunzlau, xvlio, disgusted at the clever finest ton. d, the most d rable and the An ®ged Negro who leaned heavily the whip in the tamer's right baud, but No Cauxe for Sorrow, aren't In the papers," said another most perfectly finished piano obtaina ness xvlth which they have been de upon a stick and a woman companion BLACK or YELLOW. for the life of him lie cannot imagine ble. of somewhat lighter shade and young Once at quarter sessions, as Recor prived of their yearly fees, have made youth. “I don't believe you know what anguish lurks in that mysterious er Btopped before a flower bed In Pros der of Shrewsbury, Sir Arthur Jeef, he matter public. In that city there when Shakspeare died.” To bring our piano prominently “Well, no,” said the postmaster. "1 whip in the other hand, which is never pect park the other day. Directly in was sentencing a hypocritical prison !s a xvenlthy xvoman xvlio Is wont to tefore the best people of the West, we er. who, hopeful of softening the used. Many a tamer lias saved his life front of them was a bed of flowers In will, for a limited time, make the didn’t know that he was dead, but 1 the shape of a star. For a few min judge's heart, shed copious tears, and improve her mind by frequent travels heard last week he was pretty low." In a critical moment by just lifting most eqceptional concessions in the ind as she possesses a goodly collec in reply to his lordship ’ s inquiry: utes the old man and the woman way of price and terms. that unknown terror above a crouch c ______ __ gazed intently at tho floral star. Fin "Have you ever been In prison be tion of debelltun's, shares and other The Nebular Hypothesis, ing, groxvling, fury-maddened tiger. We will deliver one of these choice ally the man grabbed his companion fore?” sobbed tearfully: “Never, my kinds of strip she was accustomed to pianos (nothing better could be had The nebular hypothesis survives In Iu the kitchen annex at the home of by the arm and pointed at the Imd lord, never!" “Well, don't cry,” was ileqioslt them In n well-known bank name, even if you were willing to pay $600 but with «annotations indeflnite- Louis Hawks, in Fishkill, the unusual w-ÏÏM'i'TtâÆtâtiïrtâzi.wSwti6i/r. and said: "Jennie, tho works of God the recorder's reply, “I’m going to lure dugir.g her absence, paying a con ly diversified, cr more), freight paid to any station Regarding the modus spectacle noxx- Is presented of a duck am great, 'deed dey Is." "Dey cer- send you there now.” in the state, for $318, either cash or siderable sum for their safekeeping. operand! of cosmic change there' is no talniy be, Thomas."—New York Sun. ling chumming with three kittens and on payments of $2 J down and $9 per Last Marcli she hit upon a most in concensus of opinion. That there was Woman’s Way. the mother cat. The duckling was month, deferred payments to bear 8 genious way of cutting down this ex in tlie beginning a solar nebular all An Affecting Scene. She—Now that I have openly con- per cent per annum. are agreed, but whether it was gas hatched all by itself and was brought Mr. Younghusband—Darling, you fessed my one Indiscretion to yon, pense. She put all I ict scrip In capa eous in by the kitchen fire. Soon it found Other styles not so elaborately fin or pulvert. whether it shone with cious envelopes, bad them <lulj' regls- have been weeping. What is it, my what do you say? ished, but of good quality, for $183, interrupted or continuous light, how it its way to xvliere the kittens were “ My wire had pimple« on her fare, but ered and directed to a fictitious ad- a weetest love? He—That you have committed a $156 ard $218, payable at the rate of has been taking CASCAR15TS and Ibcj- Iress In Berlin, writing on the en became ordered and organized, how it housed. The oid eat took kindly to •be Mrs. Younghusband—Horse radish! second.—Brooklyn I.ife. Save all disappeared I had been troubled $6 per month. collected into spheres, leaving wide velope her own name as the Bender, interspaces clear, the wisest are per- the newcomer and permitted it to «¡th constipation tor *0018 t.me. but after tak Write us to-day, as this offer is lim Ing the first fascaret I have had no trouble squat down right among the kittens nd reqiustlng that they should be re plexed to decide. with ibis ailment. We cannot »peak too high ited strictly to the first three instru- ami sleep. Noxx- the duckling and the ly of Case»rets." F kbo XV ak rita. turned to her In case of nondelivery. mnnts sold in every county Mention 670« Germantown Ave.. Philadelphia. P» kittens play and romp together, and Get Mor« Poxver From Coal. Ami then she set out for her Journey. this paper. The packets In due time found their Such has been the improvement in the mother cat apparently has come to' CANDY EILERS PIANO HOUSE xvn.v to tin- capital, where the post left engine boilers and fire boxes that the look upon the little feathered creature —CATHARTIC nothing undone to discover the where power derived from a pound of coal •a one of ber own children. Washington Street, Comer Park abouts of the mythical address« e. After today is nearly three times as great as it was fifty years ago. PORTLAND, OREGON. having spent days and days In fruit Wanted to Get At It. less research the officials gave It up O her large stores, San Francisco, in di'spalr and returned the packet to Spokane, Wash., and Sacra- It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when rheumatic Runzlau to be handed back to the pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and they are sender. But ns she was absent and as riessane Palatable. 1’otent. Taste Good. De It Is ngnliisi (food. Sever Sicken. Weaken. or Gripe. Ilk-. ttc. 30a inflamed laid sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters post to give the rules of the German P. ri. U. registered letters to any ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... for relief ; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily, one but the person xvhose name Is on turtles ».art, reupear. Cklaefe. Meetreel. •«* Tart. TH no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Rheumatism, because it the envelope the authorities wi-re forc MÛ-TA-BAC Ro,tJ and £”»ranteed by all drug- is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through the system, ed to take charge of the packets until ■ U 1 ¿tau to ClrtE Tobacco Habit. and every time you are exposed to the same conditions that caused the woman's return. The savlug thus the first attack, you are going to have another, and Rheumatism affected Is said to be very considerable will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what and th«' post and the bank are devising Genuine an! energy enough to sit right down you ~ou apply externally. Too tnuc much acid in the blood is one cause of some method of checkmating the , .... . thls m,nu,e and write for our cata 1 logue wc re afraid you re not suited for a business life. This may be the best Rheumatism ; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and scheme In the future. Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all form« of eczema or salt rheum, pimples •nd other cutaneous eruptions pro ceed from humors, either inherited, or acquired through defective di gestion and assimilation. A Misguided Thunderbolt A Billville exchange says: "Light To treat these eruptions with ning struck a Georgia mule in this drying medicines is dangerous. neighborhood last year. The mule survived the shock, but we haven’t The thing to do is to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills L. N. ROSENBAUM Dr. C. Gee Wo Perrin’s Pile Specific J Pili OUS? BUCKINGHAM’S DYE 1S5Ö0 Piano for S3I81 g F ' ÿ ? « PIMPLES xwjcoieto fiFOT A SKSM SM&EASE. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. IF YOU HAVEN’T SPUNK torpid liver are other causes UNABLE TO BLEEP AT NIGHT. which bring on this painful dis Bidnoy, Oiiio, August 26, 1903. ease, because the blood becomes A few months ago I was feelinar weak and run and unable to get sloe» at tainted with the poisonous mat night. I down fnlt extremely bad, and also nad ter which these organs fail to rhoumatio pains In myjointa and mus The medicine 1 used gave me only carry out of the system. Cer cles. temporary relief at beat; to seeing 8. R S highly recommended for such trou tain secret diseases will produce bles, I bogau its use, end after takinr it Rheumatism, and of all forms for loma tune was well pleased with the result. It did awav with the rheumatic this is the most stubborn and pains, gave ino refreshing sleep and no mv general system, giving me •eirere, for it seems to affect built strength and energv. It is a good medi every bone and muscle in the cine, wit liout a doubt, and I take pleas in endorsing it. body. The blood is the medium ure RED No.i. 6. B. BOUGHTON. by which the poisons and acids are carried through the system, and it doesn t matter what kind of Rheumatism you have, it must be treated through the b1o«Ki, or you can never get permanently rid of it. As a cure for rheumatic trou bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn’t inflame the stomach and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkaliesand other strong drugs, but tones up tlie general health, gently stimulates the sluggish organs, and at the same time antidotes and filters out of the blood all poisonous acids and effete matter of every kind ; and when S. S. S. has restore«! the blood to its natural condition, the painful, feverish joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved. Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters Asking for special information or advice, for which no charge is made. mtwirrtPKinc co., AnA/tTA, G4« Carter's In the I'.aily Days. The world Ims been a long time in making a little progress. The delight with which tin« public hud greeted the »low-going stage coach allows how lit tle was r«'qulr«'d to arouse the people and t all forth their astonishment. That a vehicle which required two days to make th«1 trip from New York to Phil adelphia should have been known as "The Flying Machine,” no longer ago than ITdtl. seems almost Incredible In thia day when we go from New York to Chicago In half that time. As a study of contrasts, before ai <1 after the great a wakening which fol loxvetl tho birth of steam poxver Slid the Inauguration of the locomotive. tills chapter from a hundred years ago Is interesting. The stage coach was the marvel of a slow age which the world ha«l two centuries In reaching; the locomotive is tlie necessity of n rapid age. w hteli has not yet celebrated its centennial.—From "The Era of Stag«' Coaches," in Four-Track News. If you want fame, «lout write a book. In« ent a washing um« hl ne. Sometimes It s the man wlw «Joemt't hesitate that gets lost. Utile Liver Pills. Mutt Boar Signature of chance you have ever had. Don’t waste it. We educate you practically for budness and get you a i position when competent. 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