Eruptions
WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY.
Then He Hot Foollkh.
"No,” said the new arrival at the
temperance hotel, "I can’t understand
why all those sensible men take that
foolish tramp eveiy Sunday morning
to see the hermit.”
"You’d, understand it if you went
along,” said the wise guest, with a
wink. "The hermit is bartender.”—
Chicago News.
Y our Hair I
Rnselan Official W». Proof Against
All Blaniltalimcnt«.
♦ ♦ ♦♦ ♦
:
!
I
«-e ♦♦ ♦ ♦♦
FARMING IN ALASKA.
♦
Ju«t Before the Scrap»
117 A KTTTETl Every man or woman so in-
W An 1E17 «-unewl to learn the Barber
Wife—I wonder how they make
those parlor matches?
Husband—The process is very sim
ple. I once made one.
Wife—Indeed! How did you man
age it?
Husband—By first making a fool of
myself in your mother’s parlor during
our courtship.—Chicago News.
trade ▲ nice light occupation,
good wages,easy to learn,constant practice. The
I
method is right and the price and time required
“The baud that rocks the cradle
the beet possible to give »atistaciory results.
Write for full particulars to the AMERICAN
rules the world" is true of some coun-
BARBER COLLEGE (Inc.), 2.53 Everett st.,
Although much has been written in
tries and of many periods ot history,
Portland, Oregon.
“Two years ago my hair was
ridicule and condemnation of the gov
Even in Russia cbercbez la temute
falling out bsdly. I purchased a
ernment
seeil
distribution,
one
portion
contains the clexv to many a sudden
ORDER QUICK—Special nargain list, new
bottle of Ayer’s Hair Vigor, and
of the country believes in it emphatic
goods. St uth Bend Steel Plows, wood beam*.
promotion in the hierarchy of the
soon my hair stopped coming out.”
ally. During the past year the govern
[4 in., |lu; South Bend Chilled Plows, wood
state, says a Russian correspondent of
beams, 14 in., |7.70; South Bend chilled Plows,
Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, III.
ment has given seeds of hardy vegeta
Regulating the Rules.
wood beams, 8 in , fS.AO; all rizea and styles in
the London Telegraph. But In East
plows. \oung America Cream Separator, No.
bles, early grains, clover, grass and
"Why
didn't
you
stop
at
the
hotel?
”
ern Muscovy there are still some In
V,; Steel " ind Mill. Moot, |22; Wood Wheel
dower seeds to seven hundred and fifty
"Too many rules and regulations." »W,
" ind Mil), 12-foot, |35, Write us for prices on
Perhaps your mother
flexible civil servants left who fanat
anvthing in the machinery line. Reierson Ma
settlers
in
different
parts
of
Alaska.
"Restricted
your
liberty,
eh?
”
ically place duty above all other con
had thin hair, but that is
“Oh. no. But every time I broke chinery Co., foot of Mo riion St., Portland, Or.
So difficult is it to obtain seeds in the
seen any lightning around here since." siderations, even the dictates of gal
one
of the confounded rules or regu
far
north
that
without
such
provision
no reason why you must
—Atlanta Constitution.
lantry Itself.
lations one of the servants bobbed up
few
would
attempt
gardening.
Miners
Gospodyn Tarass off is one of the
with a grin and had to be tipped.”—
go through life with half and prospectors on the rivers and New
Don Carlos.
York Sun.
most energetic of the brotherhood, and
creeks far in the interior report that
Don
Carlos,
the
pretender
to
the
starved
hair.
If
you
want
Which thoroughly cleanse the blood, Spanish thione, who, it is reported, is the latest display of his single-mind
Notary Public
their
home
produce
not
only
greatly
A New Way ot Putting It.
expelling all humors and building prepared to lelinquish his claims in edness is the theme of warm discus
long, thick hair, feed it
reduces
the
cost
of
living,
but
in
a
Attorney-at-Law
sion in the Russian press. A lady had
The old farmer was telling a story
up the whole system. They cure that direction, Is 53 years old, and the come to see him with a view to bls
land of canned goods Is an Important that
with Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
Pension Atttorney
was very hard to believe. The
father of one son and three daughters.
factor in good heulth.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. According to the St. James Gazette, he
neighbor who had just been in several
employing
her
as
clerk
in
the
railway
Solicitor
of Patents
and
make
it
rich,
dark,
G. Hines, Franks. III., of eczema, from which
An Indian farmer reports that he is horse trades with him listened in si
has friends in England, and Is delight engineering office of which he is the
he had suffered for some time; and Miss
“
raising
a
world
of
cabbage;
”
another
lence
for
awhile.
Then
he
spoke.
Phones:
ed
to
show
them
over
his
wonderful
and
heavy.
chief, appointed by the government,
Alvina Wolter. Box 213. Algona, Wls., of pim
“Look-a-here!” he said, "Are you
that he lived all last summer on vege
private armory at the Plazzo Loredan Miss Kondakoff was the bearer of a
Sunset, Main 1589
Ind., A I860
$1.00 a bottle. All drufttste.
ples on her face and back and chafed skin on
Venice.
It
is
an
unequaled
collection
tables from government seed; a third talkin’ horse or truth?"—Chicago Post.
her body, by which she bad been greatly
powerful letter of recommendation, J If your druggist cannot supply you,
304 New York Blcck
that his strawberries from government
troubled
There are more testimonials io
But the austere misogynist, refusing • »end us one dollar and we will express
SEATTLE,
WASH., U. S. A.
President Diaz.
His Position.
runners were five and a half Inches in
favor of Hood's than can be published.
■
you
a
bottle.
Be
sure
and
give
tlie
name
to
see
her,
read
the recommendatory 3 of youi nearest express ollii.-e. Address,
Outside of Mexico there is a gener
"Say,
Chimmie,
see
dat
man
gettin
’
circumference.
A
white
miner
at
Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to
J. C. A YlIK CO., Lowell, Mass.
al impression that because President epistle and wrote back to say that he ” ‘
Skagway declares his hardy flowers on de car? Dat’s the postmaster gen
Sure and keeps the promise.
i^mi i
........... -ra
isaiin
Diaz is now seventy-three years old did not heed the lady’s services. She
“the finest grown nnywhere;” another, eral,”
he must be failing and that at best he Is said to be a person of good looks,
“Aw, gwan! He ain’t no general—
that a pumpkin vine grew twenty-four
Chicago Boomers.
can last but a little time longer. "On prepossessing manners and considera
ain’t got no brass buttons nor stars
Alighted
Too
Boon.
inches
in
twenty-four
hours.
In
Val
WONDERFUL
Don’t tell a Chicago man that his the contrary,” says a man who has just ble persuasive poxvers, and doubtless,
nor not’in.”
It had taken considerable persuasion dez, where in twelve weeks they had
HOME
city has less than three million popu returned from a business trip to the for these reasons, she made a series of
"Aw, he ain't no soldier general,
to
Induce
the
old
lady
to
trust
Uorself
only six fine days, gardens were still He’s de man who hands out letters at
lation unless you are prepared to sister republic, "half a minute's talk strenuous efforts to see the head of the
TREATMENT
In
an
automobile;
but
finally
she
con
a source of pleasure and profit, and a de general delivery windy.”
fight. Boomers of the Lake City have with the general will dispel any such department personally and plead her
This wonderful Chi
sented because, says the Automobile delight to summer tourists. At Cold
nese doctor Is called
reorganized their Two Million Club, notion, He is of Oaxaca Indian
cause
under
the
most
favorable
con
great
because he cures
re-christened it the Three Million Club, blood, a tribe noted for longevity and
Magazine, she was anxious to reach
people without opera
ditions. But he declined to see her, the bedside of her sick grandchild In foot, one hundred miles north of the
tion that are given up
donned their aggressive club buttons physical prowess."
Arctic
circle,
the
United
States
com
to die. He cures with
and she refused to desist from call a village some twenty miles away.
and promised allegiance to the club
those wonderful Chi
missioner had good success with tur
ing.
nese herbs, roots, buds,
constitution, which provides that each
Destructive Dampness.
The oxvner of the big automobile, nips, lettuce and radishes, at a time
The
INTERNAL
REMEDY
barks anti vegetables I
member must claim at all times that
At
last
he
issued
the
following
cir
So bad Is the dampness in Ceylon I
that are entirely un- I
who
was
touring
through
Long
Island,
No Case Exists it Will Not Car»
when potatoes were 45 cents a pound
known to medical sci
Chicago has at least three million peo that a book will hardly last a year. cular: "I hereby warn the female
ence in this country, Through the use of
had been very kind about It. He
ple.
The most expensive cemera, made of clerk Kondakoff to desist from her vis chanced to be near th« station when at the grocery. At Point Barrow, in
those harmless remedic.
..... famous
......... doctor
les this
knows the action of over 500 different rem
the extreme north, twenty-seven days
the most perfectly seasoned wood ap its to the cabinet of the head of the
edies, which he successfully uses Iu different
riTQ Permanently euren, wo fltsor nervouaneaa
the old lady found she had missed her after seeding, the harvesting of let
parently
will
warp
in
Ceylon,
and
all
diseases.
He
guarantees
to
cure
cattarh, asth
f I IU after flrstday’suseofDr.Kline’sUreatNervw
OREGON
PORTLAND (
department.
For communications train, and when he overheard her
ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness,
Restorer. Mend for Frew IM trial bottle and trbatlao. Its paits will become unglued.
liver, kidneys, etc.: has hundreds of
there exist printed forms; it is fruit lamentations he .Insisted that she tuce and radishes began. Their condi
St. Helen’s Hall
J l) stomach,
Dr. M. IL Kline, Ltd.. Ml Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa
testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and
Home and day school for girls. Ideal (
less for her personally to bow and should accompany him. His route lay tion was perfect, the large amount of
see him. Patients out of the city write for
What Radium Has Done.
location. Spacious building. Modern < c
atmospheric
electricity
and
the
stimu
blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONSUL
Pardonable Pride.
equipment. Academic, College Prepar- (
TATION FREE. ADDRESS
Sir Oliver Lodge protests against scrape before me, and, what is more, through that particular one of the half lating force of the summer sun caus
ation and special courses. Music, Elo- (
It was commencement day and Miss
current Idea that the discovery ot it betrays a lack of feminine mod dozen Long Island villages named ing marvelous rapidity of growth.
cution, Art in charge of specialists.
(
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
Eunice Whatnot had taken one ot the the
Illustrated catalogue. Easter terin (
radium in any way shakes the long ac esty so to obtrude herself. Moreover, Hampton where the sick grandchild
principal prizes. At the close of the cepted
The Finlanders who, under Russian
opens February 1. 1904.
(
253 Alder St., Portland, Oregon.
I
am
not
one
of
those
beads
of
de
laws
of
science.
On
the
con
lay.
ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal.
(
exercises her friends crowded around
Men lion paper.
persecution, are leaving their native
trary,
it
affirms
them,
as
the
Instabil
partment
who
at
sight
of
a
petticoat
They
started
at
last,
and
everything
her to offer their congratulations. “But ity of matter which radium proves was
land
in
large
numbers,
desire
to
settle
drop
their
cherished
principles.
It
is
went well until. In attempting to pass
weren’t you awfully afraid you
acquired in the electric a matter of common knowledge that I a wagon which occupied most of the in Alaska, where the climate is simi
wouldn’t get it?" asked one of them. theoretically
theory
ot
its
constitution,
were
true,
am opposed to the employment of the road, the flying automobile went unex lar to their own. A site for their set
“Oh, no,” said Miss Eunice, with a
Washington Farmers
bright smile. “I just knew that when and radium completes this theory in 'female element,’ and that alone ought, pectedly Into the ditch, and rather vio tlement has been selected on the Kenai
It came to English composition I had stead of destroying it. Radium gives I hold, to have sufficed to keep the lently deposited Its occupants in an peninsula, lands have been surveyed,
us, in embryo, a transmutation of the
and
Stockmen Indorse
some
houses
put
up
and
crops
started
’em all skinned alive!”—Youth's Com elements.
female clerk out of my office. I am adjoining Held.
panion.
Prussian Stock Food!
simply lost in amazement at her
Recovering from the shock, although from government seed. If Alaska suc
shamelessness in seeking to curry fa somewhat confused from the rather ceeds in securing a large immigration
The Summer “Cottage.”
CATARRH CANNOT BE CUBED
The summer “cottage" on the sea- vor with a man who makes his action unusual method of alighting, the old of the sturdy and Industrious Finns,
READ THE FOLLOWING LETTERS.
of a{i a matter of principle. In any case, lady asked of the chagrined chauffeur: her development will be vastly aug
With local applications, as thev cannot reach shore is the selected place
THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
mented.
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or others for those xvho have nothing to however, it Is In vain to hope that the
“Is this a a a Hampton?”
constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
Meanwhile emigrants from the
“No, ma’am,” be managed to gasp;
you must take internal remedies. Hall'»» Ca do, who have no desire to do it, and request which has already been de
I Save used Prussian Stock Food for the past
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and actsdirectiy an abundance of time in which to do clined in writing will be granted as a “this Is an accident.”
States are alix’e to opportunities in our
three years for Horse*. Cattle. Sheep and Hogs.
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca it. There are tens of thousands of
AS A FAT PRODUCING FOOD IT
HAS NO EQUAL, lilnd It a thorough ren
“O dear!” said the old lady. “Then northern territory. Five thousand pas
tarrh Cure is not a ouack medicine. It was
result of oral discussion. Indeed, the
ovator; it tones up the system in general and
prescribed by oiio of tlie best physicians in thia them, in a circle of a score or two of
I hadn’t ougliter bare got out here, sengers have already been carried to
Suts new life and vigor in the animal. In ntv
Couni ry for years, and is a regular prescription. miles about New York. Many of them mere fact that she has not already
airy business I find In every instance when fed
Nome alone this summer, the influx
It is composed of the best tonics known, com are occupied year after year by their seen tills has thoroughly convinced bad I?”
according to directions it will INCREASE
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting ‘di
the flow of milk co a inurked degree. Also with
seeming
to
justify
President
Roose
young animals, calves in particular that are
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect owners, and many others are built for me that no such female clerk can
Had Lost Track of the Case.
subject to SCOURS Prussian Stock Food will
velt’s prediction that Alaska will one
combination of the two ingredients is what pro lease, and see a new tenant each 8ea have a place in my department. Per
check the malady as if by magic. 1 have tried
duces such wonderful results in curingcatarrh. son.—New York Letter.
The
young
woman
who,
when
asked
many kinds of foods but I
day
be
ns
populous
as
the
Scandina
sons like her are but a source of de
8end lor testimonials, free.
conside r Prussian Stock Food
if she had read Romeo and Juliet, re vian peninsula.
F J. CHENEY A (’(>., Proprs., Toledo, O.
the BEST on the market
moralization
to
the
officials
and
are
to-day. E mil G raf , Daven
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Protecting Books In China.
port, Wash.
obstacles to the progress of work. Let plied that she had never read Juliet,
Halls Family Pills ara the beat.
■PRUSSIA!!1
but
she
thought
Romeo
was
lovely,
“We have to varnish all our books in them go back to their former patrons.
STOCK-FOOD
IT DOUBLED
Dizzy?
Headache?
Pain
Increase in Milk.
Called Him Brother.
my country,” said a Chinese; “other They had better select some other was of the same temperament as a
Since using tiie Prussian
back of your eyes? It’s your
Harlow—I noticed you called Fred wise they would soon be eaten into a place than the office of the head of village postmaster who knew or pre
Stock Food with my milch
cow I find her supply of milk
“brother." Does he belong to some se gray powder by a little black insect, the department for loafing about in. tended to know something of all the
has Increased from ONE to
liver!
Use
Ayer
’
s
Pills.
TWO quarts each inilkipg.
like a beetle, that takes to books as
doings of the world, great and small.
cret society that you do?
D. C- F arnsworth . Rockford,
In
my
office
and
all
along
the
line
I
Gently laxative; all vegetable.
Shallop—I don’t belong to any so a cat takes to ashes. Everybody in
Wash.
__________
Some wags from a neighboring town
need
men
xvlio
can
work,
and
not
the
China,
when
he
receives
a
consign
cret society. I call him brother be
who strolled Into the postoftice one day
Sold
for
60
years,
Sold by the Leading Druggist
rustling
of
petticoats.
Furies
and
pom
ment
of
books
from
Europe
or
Amer
cause my wife once promised to be a
thought they would have some sport
ica, mixes a little pot of varnish at pous women like her I decline to tol
sister to him.
Want your moustache or beard
once and proceeds to coat his books erate in my department, and I refuse with the wise man.
"I suppose it’s pretty dead up here,
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’* .Soothing with it. This fluid is a perfect pro even to see them.
Experiments made in the German a beautiful brown or rich black? Ute
arap the beat remedy to use for their children tection; it Is made of creosote Canada
Mr. Pratt.” said one.
army with carrier pigeons having been
> teething Heaoon.
“(Signed)
G. TARASSOFF.”
"Well, not so dead as you think I satisfactory, every warship leaving
balsam, resin, spirit of wine and mas
tic.”—Philadelphia Record.
guess there ain't much goes on that Kiel or Wilhelmshaven will hereafter Firn CTS -OP PBDoqiSTSORB. p BALL a CO.. WA_8_HÜA_W. H.
Rabid.
THRIFTY GERMAN WOMAN.
we don’t hear about, even if it don’t carry a consignment of pigeons, to lie
Noozey—I’ve heard a rumor that she
An Advance.
is to be married.
She Makes the Government Custodian happen right here.”
released at various distances from the
Send Postal Card to Eilers
Jingle—I knew that fellow, Storms,
"Why. you people don’t know the land stations.
Oldbache—Yes.
of Valuable Securities.
tho comedian, would come to the front.
Noozey—Who’s the lucky one?
war's
over,"
said
another,
falling
back
If
women
are
not
quite
«uch
good
Have
you
ever
noticed,
says
a
writer
Piano House, Portland,
Weller—Well, he has, has he?
Oldbache—Neither of them, if they
on the stock phrase.
“Yes. You remember he used to bands nt making money as men, they
only knew it.—Philadelphia Press.
"Oh, you can't work that dodge on in "V. C.,” that some tamers carry
ON RAINY DAYS WEAR
nt
least
take
the
palm
in
devising
for Particulars.
play the part of the hind legs of the
a second whip in their left hands,
For coughs and cold» there is no better elephant In the pantomime?”
extraordinary moans for saving it, says me,” replied the postmaster, looking which is never used? Their purpose
This
fine
piano is made especially
TOWU?5 Waterproof
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
“Yes.”
the London Telegraph. A curious ease shrewdly over his spectacles. “I guess is this: It represents to the xvlld beast
for us according to specifications to
tion. Price 25 cents.
"Well, now lie's playing the front In point lias recently come to the I follered the negotiations with Kitch the terrors of the unknown. He has
OILED
meet the requirements of Western cli
legs."—N. Y. Daily News.
knowltslge of n firm of bankers in ener In the papers."
True Faith.
matic conditions. It is at once the
experienced the sharp, stinging flick of
"But
there
are
some
things
that
,
'ÖHBRN®
clothing
Bunzlau, xvlio, disgusted at the clever
finest ton. d, the most d rable and the
An ®ged Negro who leaned heavily
the whip in the tamer's right baud, but
No
Cauxe
for
Sorrow,
aren't
In
the
papers,"
said
another
most perfectly finished piano obtaina
ness xvlth which they have been de
upon a stick and a woman companion
BLACK or YELLOW.
for the life of him lie cannot imagine
ble.
of somewhat lighter shade and young Once at quarter sessions, as Recor prived of their yearly fees, have made youth. “I don't believe you know what anguish lurks in that mysterious
er Btopped before a flower bed In Pros der of Shrewsbury, Sir Arthur Jeef, he matter public. In that city there when Shakspeare died.”
To bring our piano prominently
“Well, no,” said the postmaster. "1 whip in the other hand, which is never
pect park the other day. Directly in was sentencing a hypocritical prison !s a xvenlthy xvoman xvlio Is wont to
tefore the best people of the West, we
er.
who,
hopeful
of
softening
the
used.
Many
a
tamer
lias
saved
his
life
front of them was a bed of flowers In
will, for a limited time, make the
didn’t know that he was dead, but 1
the shape of a star. For a few min judge's heart, shed copious tears, and improve her mind by frequent travels heard last week he was pretty low." In a critical moment by just lifting
most eqceptional concessions in the
ind
as
she
possesses
a
goodly
collec
in
reply
to
his
lordship
’
s
inquiry:
utes the old man and the woman
way of price and terms.
that unknown terror above a crouch c ______
__
gazed intently at tho floral star. Fin "Have you ever been In prison be tion of debelltun's, shares and other
The Nebular Hypothesis,
ing, groxvling, fury-maddened tiger.
We will deliver one of these choice
ally the man grabbed his companion fore?” sobbed tearfully: “Never, my kinds of strip she was accustomed to
pianos (nothing better could be had
The nebular hypothesis survives In
Iu the kitchen annex at the home of
by the arm and pointed at the Imd lord, never!" “Well, don't cry,” was ileqioslt them In n well-known bank name,
even if you were willing to pay $600
but with «annotations indeflnite- Louis Hawks, in Fishkill, the unusual w-ÏÏM'i'TtâÆtâtiïrtâzi.wSwti6i/r.
and said: "Jennie, tho works of God the recorder's reply, “I’m going to lure dugir.g her absence, paying a con ly diversified,
cr more), freight paid to any station
Regarding the modus spectacle noxx- Is presented of a duck
am great, 'deed dey Is." "Dey cer- send you there now.”
in the state, for $318, either cash or
siderable sum for their safekeeping. operand! of cosmic change there' is no
talniy be, Thomas."—New York Sun.
ling
chumming
with
three
kittens
and
on
payments of $2 J down and $9 per
Last Marcli she hit upon a most in concensus of opinion. That there was
Woman’s Way.
the mother cat. The duckling was
month, deferred payments to bear 8
genious
way
of
cutting
down
this
ex
in
tlie
beginning
a
solar
nebular
all
An Affecting Scene.
She—Now that I have openly con-
per cent per annum.
are agreed, but whether it was gas hatched all by itself and was brought
Mr. Younghusband—Darling, you fessed my one Indiscretion to yon, pense. She put all I ict scrip In capa eous
in by the kitchen fire. Soon it found
Other styles not so elaborately fin
or
pulvert.
whether
it
shone
with
cious
envelopes,
bad
them
<lulj'
regls-
have been weeping. What is it, my what do you say?
ished, but of good quality, for $183,
interrupted
or
continuous
light,
how
it
its
way
to
xvliere
the
kittens
were
“
My
wire
had
pimple«
on
her
fare,
but
ered
and
directed
to
a
fictitious
ad-
a weetest love?
He—That you have committed a
$156 ard $218, payable at the rate of
has been taking CASCAR15TS and Ibcj-
Iress In Berlin, writing on the en became ordered and organized, how it housed. The oid eat took kindly to •be
Mrs. Younghusband—Horse radish! second.—Brooklyn I.ife.
Save all disappeared I had been troubled
$6 per month.
collected into spheres, leaving wide
velope her own name as the Bender, interspaces clear, the wisest are per- the newcomer and permitted it to «¡th constipation tor *0018 t.me. but after tak
Write us to-day, as this offer is lim
Ing the first fascaret I have had no trouble
squat
down
right
among
the
kittens
nd reqiustlng that they should be re plexed to decide.
with ibis ailment. We cannot »peak too high
ited strictly to the first three instru-
ami
sleep.
Noxx-
the
duckling
and
the
ly
of
Case»rets."
F
kbo
XV
ak
rita.
turned to her In case of nondelivery.
mnnts sold in every county Mention
670« Germantown Ave.. Philadelphia. P»
kittens play and romp together, and
Get Mor« Poxver From Coal.
Ami then she set out for her Journey.
this paper.
The packets In due time found their
Such has been the improvement in the mother cat apparently has come to'
CANDY
EILERS PIANO HOUSE
xvn.v to tin- capital, where the post left engine boilers and fire boxes that the look upon the little feathered creature
—CATHARTIC
nothing undone to discover the where power derived from a pound of coal •a one of ber own children.
Washington
Street,
Comer Park
abouts of the mythical address« e. After today is nearly three times as great as
it
was
fifty
years
ago.
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
having spent days and days In fruit
Wanted to Get At It.
less research the officials gave It up
O her large stores, San Francisco,
in di'spalr and returned the packet to
Spokane, Wash., and Sacra-
It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when rheumatic Runzlau to be handed back to the
pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and they are sender. But ns she was absent and as
riessane Palatable. 1’otent. Taste Good. De
It Is ngnliisi
(food. Sever Sicken. Weaken. or Gripe. Ilk-. ttc. 30a
inflamed laid sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters post to give the rules of the German
P. ri. U.
registered letters to any
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
for relief ; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily, one but the person xvhose name Is on
turtles ».art, reupear. Cklaefe. Meetreel. •«* Tart. TH
no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Rheumatism, because it the envelope the authorities wi-re forc
MÛ-TA-BAC
Ro,tJ and
£”»ranteed
by all
drug-
is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through the system, ed to take charge of the packets until
■ U 1
¿tau
to ClrtE
Tobacco
Habit.
and every time you are exposed to the same conditions that caused the woman's return. The savlug thus
the first attack, you are going to have another, and Rheumatism affected Is said to be very considerable
will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what and th«' post and the bank are devising
Genuine
an! energy enough to sit right down
you
~ou apply externally. Too tnuc
much acid in the blood is one cause of some method of checkmating the
,
....
.
thls m,nu,e and write for our cata 1
logue wc re afraid you re not suited for a business life. This may be the best
Rheumatism ; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and scheme In the future.
Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all form«
of eczema or salt rheum, pimples
•nd other cutaneous eruptions pro
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di
gestion and assimilation.
A Misguided Thunderbolt
A Billville exchange says: "Light
To treat these eruptions with
ning struck a Georgia mule in this
drying medicines is dangerous.
neighborhood last year. The mule
survived
the shock, but we haven’t
The thing to do is to take
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
L. N. ROSENBAUM
Dr. C. Gee Wo
Perrin’s Pile Specific
J
Pili OUS?
BUCKINGHAM’S DYE 1S5Ö0 Piano for S3I81
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PIMPLES
xwjcoieto
fiFOT A SKSM SM&EASE.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
IF YOU HAVEN’T SPUNK
torpid liver are other causes
UNABLE TO BLEEP AT NIGHT.
which bring on this painful dis
Bidnoy, Oiiio, August 26, 1903.
ease, because the blood becomes
A few months ago I was feelinar weak
and
run
and unable to get sloe» at
tainted with the poisonous mat night. I down
fnlt extremely bad, and also nad
ter which these organs fail to rhoumatio pains In myjointa and mus
The medicine 1 used gave me only
carry out of the system. Cer cles.
temporary relief at beat; to seeing 8. R S
highly
recommended for such trou
tain secret diseases will produce bles, I bogau
its use, end after takinr it
Rheumatism, and of all forms for loma tune was well pleased with the
result. It did awav with the rheumatic
this is the most stubborn and pains,
gave ino refreshing sleep and
no mv general system, giving me
•eirere, for it seems to affect built
strength and energv. It is a good medi
every bone and muscle in the cine, wit liout a doubt, and I take pleas
in endorsing it.
body. The blood is the medium ure
RED No.i.
6. B. BOUGHTON.
by which the poisons and acids
are carried through the system, and it doesn t matter what kind of
Rheumatism you have, it must be treated through the b1o«Ki, or you
can never get permanently rid of it. As a cure for rheumatic trou
bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn’t inflame the stomach
and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkaliesand other strong drugs,
but tones up tlie general health, gently
stimulates the sluggish organs, and at
the same time antidotes and filters out
of the blood all poisonous acids and
effete matter of every kind ; and when
S. S. S. has restore«! the blood to its
natural condition, the painful, feverish
joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved.
Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those
desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters Asking
for special information or advice, for which no charge is made.
mtwirrtPKinc co., AnA/tTA, G4«
Carter's
In the I'.aily Days.
The world Ims been a long time in
making a little progress. The delight
with which tin« public hud greeted the
»low-going stage coach allows how lit
tle was r«'qulr«'d to arouse the people
and t all forth their astonishment. That
a vehicle which required two days to
make th«1 trip from New York to Phil
adelphia should have been known as
"The Flying Machine,” no longer ago
than ITdtl. seems almost Incredible In
thia day when we go from New York
to Chicago In half that time.
As a study of contrasts, before ai <1
after the great a wakening which fol
loxvetl tho birth of steam poxver Slid
the Inauguration of the locomotive.
tills chapter from a hundred years ago
Is interesting. The stage coach was
the marvel of a slow age which the
world ha«l two centuries In reaching;
the locomotive is tlie necessity of n
rapid age. w hteli has not yet celebrated
its centennial.—From "The Era of
Stag«' Coaches," in Four-Track News.
If you want fame, «lout write a
book. In« ent a washing um« hl ne.
Sometimes It s the man wlw «Joemt't
hesitate that gets lost.
Utile Liver Pills.
Mutt Boar Signature of
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budness and get you a i position when competent. A postal card will bring full
particuvars.
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BtHHKE-WâLttR BUSINESS COLLEGE
to write now before you forget it.
Oregon.
Hardware Dealer—-What do you want
with such a heavy saw?
Kllkens- My wife has made a fruit
cake.
Sanders Disk Plow
HI. Explanation.
tf F»<-SlmU» Wrapper Below.
Vary »mall a*U *» e««y
to take M
CARTERS F°",EABACHE‘
FOR OiniNESS.
FDR BIUOUSNEttk
FOR
FOR
FOR
FOR
J*
TORPID LIVER.
CONSTIPATION.
SALLOW SKIS.
TRE COMPLEXION
"To what do you attribute this al
leged decline In the drama?”
"To a very simple fact" answered
Mr. Stcrmlngton Barnes. “Too many
of our actors care more about playing
bridge whist or baseball than they do
•bout playing Hamlet' ”—Washing
ton Star.
C hild Edncatton.
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