The Santiam news., August 14, 1903, Image 4

m
U. S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA
Loss of Appetite
* llalli y n
* *»<
why li I m •
that T».u*t
4 hw n<|.
I»r»t thiuf )
I« I m t«*k.»
Recoin mends Pe-ru-na
For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble
Catarrh if the Stomach is Gtneriliy
Called Oppepc.i Something
to Produce Artificial Diges-
tioi U Genirally Takes.
Hence Pepsin. Pancreatin and a Host
of Other Digestive Oemedits
Has Been Invented.
These Remedies Oo Not Reach the
Seat of Difficulty, Which
is Really Catarrh.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
u
COST
OF
THE
POT WAS
HIGH.
bier Woe It, bet Cervie« e ■*ar ••
a V.eiwhr»-»»,
•"Thia »ear which you eee on the
back of my right hand baa a history.
and whenever I look at It I drift back
mentally to tbe earlier day» of my
life." «aid tbe old gambler, "and can­
not suppress a feeling that aotuebow
mm are often forced Into channel»
whl- b are trot eva tly what they would
Ilka. While not gltogetber »mothered
a lib regreta I feel that tbla la true
in my own case
When 1 recall the
•rrtea of bright thing« that have Lap
pmed. the momenta and hour» an '
days «pent with congenial «pirita. II
•pley bita of narrative which baie
marked the progress of many eveulug«
but why meutloo all tbeee thing«
now y
' I am griftlag on to tbe cloelng boar»
• nd I gueea after all the old mana
Chief delight fa In memoria-« of thing«
• nd happening» of the earlier time«
Coming buck to th» »car on my band,
I paid rather dearly for It
It I« a
pity that l can-iut weave around thia
»iperlen- e a tot of romance which
w. u!d heighten tbe color of the yarn
• nd give brilliance to tbe linee
But
thia la «imply a gambiera atory and.
w hila not eiactly prosaic. It doea not
take on any of that prwttler coloring
auch •• one find» for Inatanca. tn <!o-
nan Doyle's atory about bow th» major
loat one of b!a eera
He gava up h!s
ear to aava a woman
I got the a-ar
reaching for an ordinary stake tn a
gam» of carda and no larg» »take al
•
' It waa many year» ago
That fe
verleb Impula» to gamble waa Juat get
ting Into my blood. Osa night I fall
luto a game with a crowd of mew. all
of them but one airanger» to me The
game bad n t pr groaned far before I
letama aware of tbe feet that I waa
p eying agalnat two card »hark» l.uck
waa my way on the laat round and
my Land callad fur tba «take But oaa
af th» aharper» wat to nt on gw'tlng
my laat penny, and ba threw down a
better band than mine and ona which
! knaw he bad faketl
A quarrel be
gan and I rea< tied out fur the »take,
revering th» money with ray right
hand
A» I did »o on» of tbe »hwp»r»
whippe« 1 out a tong biadati knlf» end
etabbed at my band The blade pa««
ad through my hand and Into the table
Hand, money and all were pinned to
the table, and until my friend» came
to my rea- ue 1 waa tn a halple«» coo
dm- -i
kly frteud pulled tba knife out
• nd releaaet me I got tb» stake and
tba «car which you see on tba Ixck of
my hand la only a part of the price.
• nd ■ amali part at that, which 1 mad»
for It Th» »■ ritemeat »nd novelty of
the eipartence Intensified th« gamblli g
In.pulse which bad fevered the blood
• nd t1»»ua of my natura sud aine» that
time I Lav« been a help!»»» and hope
lea» gambler, enjoying the usual for
tun»« of the man who »p»nd» his Ilf»
iu this strangely fascinating world."—
Saw Orleans Ttmae Democrat
Another R.
"Well, talking atout names, raid
theoyatar, "l bka May Ixtter than
Mary."
"You do?" replied the plain lub-
■far.
"Of ronrsa. Now, If It waa the
month of Mary II would ahorten my
vacation laerlully."
In Boston.
Judge—What do you know about
the ease?
Witiioaa—I aeen him bring the »tuff
np»talra and—
Judge—That will do-, stepdown,
I
rah not liMon to euch an abuae of lan-
guaga. Ii|»< barge the prisoner.
Always.
•'You har« Ixen in many fighte. I
inppo»», Val?” «alila land --rd t> ->ne
ol hl» tenants. "Oh, a great many,
yer honor!" replied Pat, unaffectedly.
•'And I »nppiMx yoo fight grimly—y- u
never glvw in. I mean?"
"I always
tight till I di»,'' »aid I'aL
Storing Coal I nd*r Waltr.
Certain kind« of coal d-ter orate
rapidly in the ocean air and fzird
Char lea Breeaford bar ripro«»<-l the
Ixliel that the total low» may reach 50
per cent. Store under waler la the
remedy of an English eiperlmeuter,
who, noting the fine quality of c al
dredged from a harbor, ha» kept M n-
mou th ah ire »team coal under eea water
two month» with a Iona of lea» than 1
per cent of heating power.
Saallary Pet ord for H oumi .
Paul Niran»«, aonator for Pari», «lx>
1» one of tha mod practical authorities
on municipal affaire, la alout to pro­
pose that a compalaory sanitary record
■Ixnild lx attached to every dwelling.
Aly Hair
** I bad • very severe akknesa
that took off all my hair. I pur­
chased a bottle of Ayer'a Hair
Vigor and it brought all my bair
back again.”
V. D. Quinn, Marseille», III.
One thing is certain,—
Ayer’s Hair Vigor makes
the hair grow. This is
because it is a hair food.
It feeds the hair and the
hairgrows, that’s all there
Is to it. It stops falling
of the hair, too, and al*
ways restores color to
gray hair
"If you refuse me I «hall commit «un
•I de." ' 55'all. pa aaya y«u can t bang
around bere." Ne* York Evening
Mun
Bjohnaoo 55 111 you lend mo your
town mower? lijackson Yea. If you U
cut my gra»« to pay for tbe uae of IL
Boiuarvllle Journal
Harry Mbe evidently made aa Im
pri-aelon wltb bltu
George How do
you know? Harry I saw him d»v»l
I rg auiu» «rapebeta -f her Yonkers
Herald.
Jim Nay' If yoa'U notice, you'll »we
that most of tbeea big Wall street m«a
»rarted > n a farm ttaru Tea. and that
to where they learned to waler etock —
l*rtacMM Tiger.
Teacher (to Utile Ayearuldr Now.
Frr-ddx. what
ia a vulcaao?
volcano? Fraddla
hat la
fw.th gr,yat couldeucvi Ofc. I know
that! It ■ a m->, mi into that Interrupt»
all the time!' Ufa.
' Margaret. I tb!ak you cheapen yeur-
•elf b? a - ’ < ■*> i.
a to tbe theater
with Mr J--ue« ' "No. mother, vh th«
contrary. I'm making myself very
dear
Harvard Ixmpvon
"Van Major ba» aiade a fort on» la
tb« aulum-itill« Va»t»>roa"
"I dldu't
know ba manufa- -are-! tbat class uf
veblrlea *
Hr daean't;
ba repair»
tbr:u
< imlunati J*tfbu*r
l.v- Senator M. C. Butler.
H. Senator M U. Buller from
■MMilh Car-dina, ws» »enator from that
«tal« Int two terms.
In a rocent letter
to The Veruna 51 ml Ir ine Lo , from
Washing! n. (>. C., »a»»
••I can rroomtnend l-cruna for dra­
pe paia and stomach trouble. I have
been using vour mcdklnc lor a short
period enj I feel very much reUa-ed.
Il la Indeed a wonderful mcJuloe be-
»Uev a g<M»d tonta.”- M. C. liutlcr.
The only rational way to cure dva-
ropela la to remove tbe catarrh.
I’eruna cur«« catarrh. Verona do*«
not produca artificial digestion.
Il
- iroe < ata'rh and Irei« the atoniach to
perform digestion in a naturai way
I hia 1» v«»lly l-e*.Icr ami »a'er than re*
sir ting to ar linciai method».
Veruna has cured moro rear« <>f dys­
pepsia than all other reinedi«« com­
bined, »imply Iwcause it -urea catarrh
wherever I» atwl. fl -atarrh ia lo­
cated In tha lsea-1. Veruna cure« it. H
catarrh haa la»tened iteelf In the throat
or bronchial tuhee. Varuna cure» it.
When catarrh lx<< mro »»ttb-d in Ibe
■t »ma- h, Verona cure« It, «• well in
thia location n< in any other.
Verona I« not »Imply a remwly lor
<Jv>|'«p»ia. Veruna i» a catarrh rem-
r<ly. Veruna ran-» dyspepsia becauro
It I» generally dependent upon catarrh.
B agar How
'.« I
know you're
If you du not <lerlve prompt and Mt-
blind? B»gg«r ize you «upi-ose I J
■■factory rwnti from the naw of Pern-
only a«k fur a al--kel if I cuuld ««e
na, write at core to Dr. Ilartman, giv­
• bat a kind. Illxral lookin g* nt yuu
ing a full »tatement of your care and he
tx New York F.ito.Tig Hun.
N- I Mils!■* u suddenly dl«c->v,-r. d ail) be pteaawd to give you bi« valua­
ble advice gratia.
that ah» n* c !» eaxrclae. so »be
A<l<lre-» l>r. Ilartman, Preaident ol
day
Belle Tea.
out for a walk
I beard that »be had a lol of n.-w Th» Ilartman Sanitraium, Columbu»,
j elvthea. - rt.hadeq ».a Re- ord.
Ohio.
Hummer Haarder 4 thought pour ad-
vert!».on<*nt said s-wuethingat>*>iit busi­
t.oat Bla IJrnttty.
A Prophecy.
ng’
Far, -r <>h y**«
5Ve liava a
"No you want to get marna«!?"
Critic
—
That
actor
d«-au't
aeem
at
li it a I ■ ar« -mlp soinrtlm*« tlx
•'Ye», «ah—l'm reeignr-d ter il.”
home in hia work.
- re. k dr'.« • up
I awn and Country
"Ever Ixen married befora?"
Theairi al Manager—No, he isn't
Murphy 51 I ye g|.e me yer prom- but he will 1« tin!*»» buaineae gel» bel­
“Twoor linee tln.ee «ah.’'
iae that ye'll lave nto f-.rlv.-r? Bridget ter p'etty »x>u.—Chicago New».
"Don't you know for cwrtain?**
Nyre. an* ol d k.Ike to do tbat same.
"No, m ! i atter da third olia gol m»
Murphy but <»l'ta har-l^ of tbe opm
I never knowr-d »Lo l wn>, or how 1
Ion that Ol'll lasbt •a long a» that.”—
me ber». "—Atlanta Conttitutio*.
Ham's Hom.
HOLLANO CHAHITABLC
WORK.
lbank«al Fri»»«» lw»*ltwttewa «a-
col l» Ih» Aid Ur«wted.
A rv cut report of tu»
«
Interior of thè N'etherlaoda la of par
tl dar Intereel. gl >.g coiopleta «tw
tlatlca of tbe amuuut elpvud»*d In ebar
nabla w ■ rk In llolland. «aye tbe Hevua
H. leu inique TLl» mailer la regulated
in liollaud by tbe law <4 Juue 2*v. K-L
w litoti ree.^uliee four »urta of cbarltr
able luatitutioua ttoxe wblcb aro ad
mlnleterad by ibe «tate, tbe provlmea
i< thè commuuee. tto<a» wblcb tretoog
lo a eburo-b and are for Ibe purpoee of
o«al«Uiig tbe povir of tbe ¡xrtab. tbe
Inetltulloue founded by lay tonile« o»
private individuala, and mite»! Inatltu
tluus wblcb are dlrected by tb« pubilc
aulborttlva. t-qtetber wltb th« cbUTvb
or privata Individuala
In all of tbra«
caa»-« tlier« la a disi indi iun mad« bw
tovvti Bastatane« g.»«u lo thuw» wbo
• »k II of tbelr vwn wlll and lima» wbo
•re aabauied to a«k «lui ara aougbt out
lu an average yewr tb« asalatauca at
tbe tornire of tbe ludlgent amuunta to
a Utile tu-*o thau Ì4.UUU.‘M> franca,
of wlilcb B,UW0.tAM> la In money and tbe
reat lu provialona. tba wb*>l« txiug
rliatrllrut«>l «muti» atomi
P,M,r
lu tbla total of expetiditurca tbe part
played by pollile fu rida la 5.to.«i.t*«>
franca, thè raet belng almo«! etillrwly
flirtila beri by tb« churchea. thè private
ItMlÌlutlotra dlatributlug bardly 6»«>.tajo
franca Tbw churebew dl«tribut« more
money thau tb« pubilc InelltuBotia
Th« pouf w fio do noi apply for aa
alatan«x ara almoet eaclualvwly care-1
f« eltber by tb» eburohew «r private
luatllutlona. aa tb» pubilc offldala do
noi p.reer«a suffl- leni lulliatlv« to «v— k
out tba «uffi-cer». Tba amount diatrlb
uteri do tbeae "aabaiued" puor reprw
senta ao elpeudllure of »«-tue l.SUO.tk»*
franca, wblcb la divide»! aluMWt equally
brtw.wn tbe private ami lay tostitu-
tiene and th» ohurchca
Ih» dlatrlbutlou <>f provlalvna and
fuel rea, bea thè modawt total of 3T0.l»M>
franca dlatrlbvted amotig 13.UIJU poor
The s<>ur<-e of m<>«t ->f tbla Beatotene»
la tbe private ln«tltutl<-n«. thè pubilc
grautlng but llltla more tlian 1S,<MM>
franca to >■> punr
I be viplauattou of
thè relatlvely modeet pari played by
thè g -vemment Ile» Iti thè «trecirteatioa
In thè law mentloned ato>ve tbat pub
Ite naalatance «hall be grautr-d only
w beo uther ageiiclea are Inadequate
Tbe iharltable luatitutioua of llolland
are pubilc. 3.-n»i aupported by tbe
■ ■>rr ’■•■r nto-ut •.<»«< - f "
chureb and 450 are private
"Mtaud up. Me
He Wasn't
now -i» hum
Both to lilam«.
Nutty.” said
pull « magistrat«;
John—Yoh are al way» busy when I
ar>- you guilty --r aal guilty .'*' Faith,
<• offwOtii Hun trwd boUar» Reward for an t
*’•-
a a
a; a.
Gl l-< -;
if ii
ah' It's Uicsflf •• can't tell tbot till <M come in!
i
aiafrh
‘ »ire.
Charlo—Well, you always come in
h.-ar tb' Ivldlace,* replied McNulty.—
F J l IIKNET Ài • .
Twlxlo. O
W a the undercif»*!. htt« b nww» F J. < lieoey
when l*m buay.
Chicago News.
l< r lb- j ««t I 5 -*ra an i*'i ▼« him perf- • t y rl Keroaitie waa first UM-d for lighting
h
n e ■ *
• i
■ I
I
’
•
:|ta UM
Nut Too Moon: "Tills la rather an
For fortv year • l’i«*> • Cure for Con- a »I a »I a V ..(* ,.
. i»' U a!«
unuaual Ix.ur for yea tu be going to sumption b«» cured coughs and ooida. At Ly iLair biio.
The hlglnat mountain In tbe tnooh la
W1PT 1 TtfAl
lun. li Not hungry s« early, are you?" druggists Fri « " cent»
at least thirty five lb -uaand feet, tbat
Wbolrea.r t'r .g Mtt Toledo,
m t ! . -1. k |XN A
l M arvin ,
"No but I will be by the time the
Tha Taking of Him.
la all tbotisaud foot higher thau Mt
U botatalo I»? ft • a. Toledo. O,
waiter condescends to ue* Ice me
the
BairaCwtarrhCure t» taa«*i tnif rnally,** * i»f : Ei i-riat.
"It's
ridicnluu«"
remarked
Vblladelpbla Pre««.
tailor, "to «ay 'cloth«» don't make tl>e directly oo the ulo*■ i «nd mucou« • ir1«erff<H
;| G<- « 'quill pen» and drying powdata
toy
HLe 1» It really true that the blind man.' "
•
c
court«
are »till u»cd in English
11*4.
»
Farully
Ml
•
ara
the
l*»L
can detrtinltiv i-ulur by tb« a.-nsa uf
•Think eo?”
in lire
«hl th** llouw- of Lords.
touch?
lip Mure
I once knaw a
"Noro," replied tbe tailor; "why.
b'ieti<b Chamber uf Input
Thera Was a DUfarvwce.
Mllid man »Im was able to tell a red they've marie me."
¡»vint-
,
Ntrlklng rwaemblanca b«a
Fockeon Buskin—How do you like
hot «tova by merely putting bls Huger
<d out txtwe- n the remarkable au- lctit
my
Hamlet?
on It.
Chicago I >alty New s
m'n» at Zimbabwe. In Rhodroln, and
Old Stager—Ob, it w»» your Hamlet,
Madem-dsello By tie way. Cuunt, It
i antiquities In Cornwall. England.
was
it?
Well,
I
didn't
recogniae
it
ai
la very «wkwart!, but I do not know
Kite haw ks have Iwcoma
b >14
Shak»«penr»’a.— Brooklyn I.ifa.
your name Itusslan Count t'uuld you
about tin- garrlann in Burianh that
Ilk« to hear It
At et certainly " ’Den.
they swoop down on tbe m*-ea table«
Ilvcelng Shing« Ip.
If you b*f ten adnutia to «|iaro. alt
and »else f<» d from the » l-lelra’ pistes
an Lvplanatlon.
town, aiid I vill tell H to you."
to>gg»—They »ay that, altor a time,
'
A irs'dcr baa made the observation
Aakelt—W by are they building »o the engineer of a limited tiyer lotee hit
Belle Marriwd nett we<k? Why,
lb t iuff.w-drli.kli g pa pl * are vary
u»rve.
you told us yuu were booked for a many "akya< raper«?”
Knoitl—Ob teal eetate coats nothing
Jogg»—Tha engineer doea, but not • Id tn given t > dcunkeiiii* •• lu Vr nll
pe-sonally conducted lour with « small,
fur lustame. where coffee 1« grown
up
in
the
air.
the
Pullman porter.
»•■le t party. M.vrl n Ye», dear
Hut
eit< naively and all the Inhabitant»
George « tli« p-rsoaal condu- t-.r and
dr nk It many U omm a day. Into»lea
I’m the small, selaet party
Tit Rita
tli-ti 1« rarely seen. The effect la not
The Vbyal.Tan'a Affront
"No yuu
< nly noticeable among tbe native», but
liav« decided to get another pliyal
ibe foreigner wlio aettlea th*-ro. tb > ugh
clan."
1 have," answered Mr» Cum-
p»»*a< seed uf »-v* r aw-b a psaalou for
rua; "the Idea of bl» preacrllslug flag-
strong drink, gradually loses bla Ilk-
» ed tea an 1 mustard piasters for
.n< for alcubol a» be acquires the
pie a» rich as w« ax!" Waablngtoa
■ off**<lrlnkIng habit of tbe Hrasl
Htar.
Germany ba» a pay wedding,
"HayT' demanded the ugiy Individual
which the brl-lc recelvi-w ber gu-wt»
•mldenly »¡-¡‘•■aclng from a dark alley,
wi ll a ba«ln before her In which each
wtiat time 1» ItY’ ''Y<*u're Juat atmul
IM-roon entering d«q>->»lt« a jewel, a «li­
two minutes late," replied the Cblcwgo
ver «ixx-n or a piece of money. In
The I mik I 5 oli ll.kki» Alwayr» Itoilulit liM borni* Ilio ali-nito
an, "tbat other gentleman you aee run
ture of f li.i-«. II. l'Ictt lo-r, unii lia» berti riunlo under liia
»■ me part« of Germany tbe rule 1» that
prrMiinil aupervl-lon t<>r over 30 yenr». Alimi? no otto
ntng away ba» my watch."- Vbllad.l
tb«* ckpeusee of tlie marriage f-ast
io ile* < ivr you in tlil*.
< ountcrfelt-*, Iniitatlon» unii
ph la Vrvwa
»bill tw met by < ach gu.et pay'ng for
•• .!u-l-.»*>-p<>o<l " uri- l>:it I vperiniciit». uml <-ii<lan::<-r ilio
w hut be *at« or drinks. The prices
yualin**-!
f!u|wrlnt<*ndent (of gas
beali li of t iilldren l.k|>cri<-ii<-c ui;uiii>t i4|M*rimruU
(raid fur via ml« and drink« are high,
works- What do you know atnut lay­
and tbe young couple often make a
ing ga« pipes In tbe street? Applicant
handsome profit out of tlietr we-lditig
(for pla-< aa fureraaui I know they
Castori;»
I-»
n
liarnilc-.-*
aubwtituto
for
C'uator
Oil,
l
’
uro,
realising a »uui quite sufficient to
hadn't oughter !»• laid until the ttrwt
gorie. Drop» unii Sootliing Nvrup».
It la l’Irnaunt.
It
has just lexu
■tart Ibem ulcely lu life.
11« gut th®
rontulne ih itln-r Opinili» Morpliiuo nor olii* r N ireotln
place Judge.
► Iili-t.io.--. Ii-.I.-I, Il . p >1.11 .Hit
It d< - t I OV -* 55 orili»
A writer In 1’ower tells u« that lu the
nini alluy» I <-v« ri-line--«. It cure-» IM irrlni-ii unii 55 imi
! beet «team engtnee only all to fifteen
"Well Jone« la cena Inly a patient
folle. Il relu-vi--» !<■*•( bill" Trouble*., ■ urea < oli-<t I puf ion
' |M*r cent, of the c al burned actually
man wltb a tenqwr bard to ruffle "
unii ITntiileiicv.
Il u-»«innlulew U h * I' imm I, rrgulutrw Ilio
■ pr* duces (xwer that can be used; the
' Valient la no name for blm
Why.
Monili, li unii Itovi ,1», giviiii; licnliliv' uih I nulurul alcrp»
reel 1« a dead lose 55 here d xe It go?
that man baa Ixen known to t“ out
The < hlldrvu'a P iiu . k - i - u The Mutln-r'a I rit-uil.
: To begin with, twenty two (wv cent,
with hia wife Io »elect wallpaper and
files up the cbtm ey In smoke, fir. per
go through the ordeal without losing
c, nt la wastrel by rad ant beat from
hia temper." Baltimore Herald.
tbe 1» 1-r. one per cent, drupe through
Cauaa of tbe Mirth
"Bridget," said
Bears tho Signature of
the grate, teu per cent. 1« cunsum-d tn
Mrs.
Hyflyte.
"your
lady friend
pumping water Into tb« boiler, while
mustn't stay ao IA>e hereafter
Her
flfty-aevt-n per cent g-o-« off In »t<«u>
nproarlotta laughter yroke me up at 1
after passing through the • ng I ne. The
o'clock this mornlag." "Tto. mum; I
rest la accounted for by leaks and
waa tellin' ber a I mot bow you tried to
w a»te beat.
make caka wan day" Indlamip-Ito
Tha centra of tbe uiutb>r of-p«etl In­
Hun.
dustry la Singapore Tba shell oyster
Major lili l*o yon think It's g-'lng
ia all to ten Inches long, tba larger
to rain tomorrow, t'ncle Isham? I n-
oms weighing aa mueb aa ten pounds.
cla Isham I dbnuo. honey It's mighty
It la found on bard-bottom channels
habd to prognosticate When de Ixwd
Ixtwe.-n slamta. where th» cure- nt Is
had charge of de weattiah I could tell
strong. In gathering It a diver take«
■umfin' rrtmut It. but «enae dla yera
with him a Lag of coir rope one fourth
weathah bureau dun bln runolu' It I'n-
of an Inch In diameter, made lu large
cte labatu'a bad ter gib It up Judge
rneabe*. whl-b. while sullrei for bold
Baruea I'm afraid I'm losing my
Ing the aitell. does not Impede bla
mind
55'be* I lerrj:« money from
travtlng ah>ng lb.* bottom. Tbe ap
any of my frletida. I'vu «ure to forget
l-aratu« for diving lias not t-een Intro
all about It
ll-iwea Why. that la no
dm» I In the VMLpplnea. al. bough
sign of mental decline
on the eon
Manili «hell brings the high price of a
trary. It show« a fine buatnr»« rapacl
<1* liar a pour-s!
ty
Barn--« But I «lx* forget when a
friend owes me something
Howes
Giving Definite In lor mallow.
That « all right. That's tact Bust n
Neit <h»>r to Aldcrmau Klug'» offlee
I rau script
Io tbe Ninth ward la an Italian »hoe-
maker
A lawyer called at the aider­
Al a Mrage IVhrarwal
man'» office tbe other day Tbe aider­
"You do not lt\,ect »a ngh
nt m;>t,
man «»< nut In. Tbe lawyer went to
«pite and venom UH» that word "
tbe Italian.
••I < an do no belter."
"J»u you know." asked tbe attorney,
"Nonaenae' Speak It juat a» you »ay
"where A Id. rman Klug la?"
'pluab' when yoo meyt a rival In a
•Yen." a.iid the Italian
sealskin «acque Lifo
"Then wbere la be?'' asked tbe at­
torney
A f. aid to Go HImaetf.
Itxllau
"He '• out,” waa tbe roply
Householder There'» • o tn » t b I n g
■ pul la Newa.
wrong with thia bill, tt'a too big
Unaer’e clerk- Tint'» why the Ime»
ft h a r «"d plan for a wife to ent r
lent me to coll<*ct It Brooklyn Life
tain friend« of her husband occasional-
y. m > ibat the child,eu may not grow
Many a man baa a gnat head from
Up thinking their falber d -»«n t kuv*
othrt than intellectual <auaa*
saw to eirry on a roaier-etion.
What is CASTORIA
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
- K?r-
.• usto*
■wa
»Ng we vu<giat»
The Cwt Direct.
The Eoik—What would you do If a
mau attould eat with you?
The Knit*—! ahould teal incline 1 to
rut him.
LOWFST RATES
To Chi-ago I>ol .que and thw
E«»t to I*»» Moine». Kansas City »nd
lite Hoatbeaat, via Chicago Great W «ei­
ern railway. Klwctgkc lighted train«.
I nequalleil «wrvlcw
W rite to J. V.
I I mar, li. I*. A., Chhago, (or Intorni»-
Ito*.
Miss Alice Bailey, ol
Atlanta, (la., tells how she was
permanently cured of inflamma­
tion of the ovaries, escaped sur-
geon’s knife. Sv taking I.) dia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable compound.
•• I bad »-iffered f r three years wltb
terrible pains al th» Hui» of ni»n-
■ - . - ■
... I
know w hat
th« trouble w«a unl-.l tlie il.«t‘>r pro
a nerd It tiitlaniiii.vtlon of the
wvlirica, an ! pr q- ■— -I an - ¡-crai -n
I fail so w.-ak an-l an k l .at I felt
auro that I cold n.»t nurviva the or­
deal. Th« fallowing week ! road an
a4v»rUsemr t >n It
pal-rr -rf I ^itln
£. I'lnkhniii'a 5 • irvtnblc ( uui*
round » »u h an -
au-i «•
.1.
»-I to try it
Great waa my . -y
to fimi that I a. tually aiprove.1 after
tesing two bollir» an-l in ths enJ I
waa « uro»l by it I bad gained eight««*
pounds and waa iu earodeat health "
— Mtaa All- a Bauer '-o North ttoulw-
vard. Atlanta, tra
<MM» to • r
n
«»—» rett«r r-—■» •••- * •<«
-< •• •-*-
•we«
w h«r« They Ge tame.
Afra. Nagga —Pshaw!
Worn»» de
j-ist aa much thinking aa nwn.
Nagga—Prwaibly;
but
they spoil
tbeir thought« by diluting them with
word».
PORTLAND ACADEMY
All IJhel IM AW d AUKAl
HNOIM IOK Mm ARD
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F •• ba«4h fog faAGtit < •> < irwa
F»ikM<ry
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«uto
Ib» apioculipeult «»st l ifwG toma of to «kirfMl
h m» ¡»»«al t* lu « mm » <af IM
4 tlk» Ta» (As rvwaad » toi aie
»<»4
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roETlAW ACAMNT.
Tbe aymptonia <>f hitleiutiistlon
anil illai-HM- >>f the iivwrlra ore
» dull throbbing pulii, aecoo*»
pivtl|r<| by a sell*« of tender««**
anil brat low down In the aide,
with o»-cii«lon»il «hooting |>a»lnu
Tlir region of Dalli aouirtim«»
•hows aouie swelling.
rvUTLAND. OFlbON.
i
«2S 1*1 W DAY
Can le m ad» « il h aa
AUSTIN
55 ell Machine.
Mad» la »II »I»»« and
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ftr. t gtfte tirq j • I .teff» fce-l.i na I Ut» -':»a
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Molker» »III » h-I vtr» W n.l
Wrw.tMng
a» rut* ••“« •«■•' «em»d, to u» for tb»ir children
the iwibiu» «** n
Suspklous.
"I'm afraid my hu«l«nd d<x»n't
love m<- any more." said the bride of
ail monllia, with an overgrown ugh.
"Wlreo
did
yoo
discover
th«
change'"
"When I discovered that ba had quit
leaving any change In bia poekwts,**
replied the young wife «adly.—El-
change.
CURE CONSTIPATION.
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n, a, ¿7
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W hat Eeglen*!» Navy Coats.
The navy which give» England the
supren ary of the aeaa c eta 1155,000,000
a year, or a little more than the L'nite.1
State« paja in penal >*■
Tajrtoe
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Tok»n« of Ptacv and War Feend In th«
k»en«wfch Valley, Washlogtoe.
fl
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OLD ISOIAS HAITI I: OIHM St>
Where the groat »trvrl bridge ol
Ncrlhern Pacific railway »|xns
Columbia river, half way to-taern Bp<
kana and Seattle, 5Vaahlngton, an
near the confluence of the Snaktand
Columbia livers there was fonglil aiity
year* ago a battle to th« death txtaeen
two Indian trilee, orolxhly the Cey
n»ee and the Wallahwallh« <r the
Cl hoi I ba which latter till« was a reck-
lesv and thieving one.
flrvat Irrigating INtch Comphled.
The railway company has recently
completed a great irrigating ditch ‘.*5
mile« long and 20 feel wide that 1«
turning thia valley «d)a--rit to the
we»t bank of the Columbia trr m a «age
brush plane into what a '•» yr ar«
r » .
I-« «-. •
. 1 ., .1 . >
•pot 20 mil«» eqirare, *ith a climate
peculiarly adapted, it i» «ahi, to rale
Ing all aorta of vrgr-tablee, berries,
peach««, apple», pluna, cherrie» and
alfaila. In lire tearing up procea» an
old Indian battle »round ba» been found
on the tame spot a! ere leal« ant*
Clark, the pint eer eiplorre«. pita lxa
their camp and f om which the}
pushed their way up »tream to th»
month of Ux Yakima river in the yea
1H05.
Tamoua Generals f ought Ther».
Thia 1« all hiatoric ground a» at •
later date Grant ami Sheridan an<
other noted army otfirer» were ata
lionerl in thia vicinity—Grant in IH62
3 Nlieritlan in IN55.fi, both ol them
taking l-arl in rwpelling Indian upri»
inga.
In thia old battle ground, an-
first by means of a well, there •«• un
earthed re-ently, »kt-let- ns. Hint Ira k
rifle*«, Indian b-ads, bra «a I m ige« b-ar
ing date of 1446, broken Imlcheta,
epear head», elks treth and a piece ol
cloth cr matting spun from thread» »(
weed» or hemp. Everything went to
•bow that tbie part of the Esnt.ewl k
valley waa al one and the asme time
an old Indian battle and b-irylng
»torn I, aa it la now known that the
Indiana congregated here in great num
txra un account of I lie mild climate, ee
pecialiy during th« winter month»
when the inelemi-nt aeather of th<
higher alt Itu Isa drove them into mort
Imapitable ra g oae.
Os»» a Slrueg Trading Post.
•
How many resident» of W asblngton
state know that the junction of the
Wallanalla and Columbia rivers aaa,
prior to the visit ol lxwi» an I Clark,
the cite ol a Hudaoti Bay company
poet. Ft. W alia»alia, now known a»
55'allwla, ami that on their eeatln>un-l
trip on April TV, 16, Lewis and Clark
< rixatol the LV tumble river here and
am amped »boat a mile from th» Co­
lumbia al the mouth of tlie "Walla-
• oilall" river.
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STAVUt OO.
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