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Newspaper Page Texts Sold Under YD a Binding Guarantee Moaey Back If It Falls for Afm r BH HANFORD'S Balsam of Myrrh ALINIMI NT For Cuts, Burnt. Bruise, Sprains, Strains. Stiff Neck. Chilblains, Lame Back, OldSores, Open Wounds, and all External Injuries. Haifa CfiiM .ftlH WAN V ViiiVV w ADOUS R ftfce 25c, 80c and f 1.00 . OR WHITE All npaiers J ass w BXUAVUBS, M. X. X X w MonamobOe Oils and QlJL and FEDERAL TIRES AND TUBES Free Tire Service. THE HOUSE OF SERVICE." MOTOR CAR SUPPLT CO- Inc. S3 Broadway No. Portland, Ore. WEST COAST of MEXICO Best Land In Mexico. Two Crop, Yew without h-rindon. Reasonable terms, price low. liter ature and particulars. MEXICAN NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT CO. 171 Pis Street. PORTLAND. OREGON Double Tread Puncture Prsof Ttts Made from your old oneO Last Ions as Brsita New TIKfes write us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. HO Washington SU Portland. Ore. LEARN WATCHMAKING Pleasant, profitable work not overdone: few months' learning;; positions guaranteed: write for references and particulars. Portland Watchmak- Inc. Engraving and Optical School. 218 Common- wealth Building. Portland. Oregon. Prartiesl Lessons la HrBaotlsss 26$ Page Book. Contains full instructions for development and practice of Hypnotism: Truth of this wonderful Science. (l.SO. Purack Publishing Co.. S28 Cham ber Commerce. Portland. Oregon. Trying to Signal. "What did you tell that man who asked you If be could marry your daughter?" "I acted as grouchy as possible replied Mr. Cumrox. "I couldn't tell him right out that Gladys has a sharp temper, but I though I'd sort o' hint to him that she might have Inherited one." Washington Star. Objection Overcome. Nurse Tommy, it is naughty to play soldiers on Sunday. Tommy Oh, this Is all right It' the Salvation Army. Chicago Daily News. , The Very Latest Chart and Iastraetioas la Pairs Reading 10c. Purack Publishing Co.. 328 Cham ber Commerce. Portland. Oregon. Helpful Suggestions. "My brain is on fire," tragically ex claimed Johnson as he threw himself down upon the sofa and held bis head. "Why don't you blow It out?" ab sent-mindedly asked his roommate. Lehigh Burr. Strong on Figures. "How Is the new bookkeeper on fig ures?" "Always runs to the window when a good one goes by." Louisville Cour ier-Journal. Mild Way of Saying "You Lie!" Hobbs (telling a tall story) I i sure you, old man, if I hadn't seen it myself I wouldn't believe it. Dobbs Then you'll understand why I don't Boston Transcript Natural Effect. "I wish, ma, you wouldn't call your lamb before people." , "Why not, Willie?" . " me "Because it makes me feel so sheep ish." Baltimore American. Seems Probable. "There is still said to be shortage in dyestuffs for ladies' hosiery." "Um. Another white Christmas." Louisville Courier-Journal. . Cynic Defined. A cynic is usually a person who im agines he is smart enough to be polite and ill-natured at the same time. Washington Star. Peace at Any Price. "Do yon let your wife have her own way7" "Certainly, and most of mine." Bos ton Transcript Many Folks Do. "Does he borrow trouble?" "Gosh, no! He goes out and buys It" Life. C Gcc Wo Successful Horns Remedies His successful herb al remedies cure all kinds of ailments of men and women with out operation, used from the wonderful Chinese herbs, roots. buds and vegetables, which are unknown to the medical science of this country. Write for blank and circulars. Send stamp. CONSULTATION FREE. Address Tbe C Gee We Chinese Medicine Xo. 162V First St. Portland. Ore. Mention Paper. P. N. V. No. 3. IMS I yyHKV writUr to advertisers, please ; o I pw' ;" v', .,A...$es?M.j.-Ai.. NEWS ITEMS Of General Interest About Oregon Complete Winter Short Course Program Ready tor Distribution Corvallis Complete programs of the Agricultural College Winter Short coutm havs bean Issued and arc now ready for distribution. An examina tion of this program shows that tha work provided has a more close and vital relation to the practical work of farmers and other industrialists than that of any hitherto offered by the college. It shows clearly that more emphasis is to be placed on actual training, with juBt enough instruction in principles to make the trianing con structive in right methods. Group courses, rather than merely elective subjects, are offered, although per mission to make selection is allowed. As an inducement to make their work specific students are offered groups of studies intimately related, from which selections may be made any be given certificates of the amount and character of the work done. This is new idea in Short Course work and is expected to add a great deal to the in tensive character of tbe work. It will also serve to keep the regular short course students properly classified for more prorgessive work in succeeding years. The group courses are as follows Agronomy, animal husbandry, agron omy and dairy husbandry, creamery and dairy husbandry, domestic art. domestic science, horticulture, and in dustrial arts. Some courses are com' prised of subjects that are required in some of the other courses, but it is only when the entire work of a select ed course is completed that certificates will be issued. Some of the subjects listed are optional and need not be tak en to complete the course. The course in agronomy includes work in soil fertility, field crops, farm management, irrigation and drainage. farm machines, field crop pests and field crop diseases. It will be seen that it is designed for the general far mer whose interests are chiefly in crop production. Tbe course in agronomy, Iivesock and dairying is the most general of all. and consists of the subjects that must be considered in growing crops, raising horses, cattle, sheep and hogs. and in dairy production. Livestock judging, stock feeding, dairy herd management, judging dairy cattle, and diseases of livestock, are substituted for farm machinery- and field crop pests in the agronomy course. The creamery and dairying course is open to those who have had at least six months successful experinece in a creamery or cheese factory. It is so arranged that butter or cheese making can be made the major subject Bac teriology of milk and creamery tests are subjects of the course. The course in domestic art was pro vided for those who are primarily in terested in sewing and garment-making and in household decorations. It is divided into two parts, one of ele mentary work for beginners and other of advanced work for those who have had successful experinece. Dressmak ing, decorative needle work and mil linery are the subjects. The domestic science course is ar ranged to meet the need of persons primarily interested in food prepara tion and related subjects. Subjects are, advanced food preparation, ele mentary food preparation, house wifery, camp cookery and home nurs ing. Housewifery is replaced by house administration during the last two weeks. The course in horticulture will train sudentts in application of scientific principles to orcharding. This plan will be especially empha sized in pruning instruction, small classes being organized each under the personal direction of an expert pruner who will supervise the work and ad vise the students as to the principles upon which the prumngs are made. It is the aim of the department to make this part "of the work so com' piece and practical tbat orchard men who take the course can return to their own orchards and apply the prin ciples practiced in the class work, Orchard problems will be discussed by Professor Lewis, whose study of the situation in Oregon includes critical examination . ol almost one thousand orchards. Vegetable garden ing and landscaping will also be in cluded in this course. Other subjects are special horticulture, bee culture, spraying, plant diseases and insect pests of orchard and garden. $2000 Paid in Bounties. Salem For 20,000 gopher and mole scalps, which were brought into the of fice of County Clerk Gehlhar this week, residents of Marion county received $2000. Monday was the first day when the bounty of 10 cents a scalp became payable, and persons who have been slaughtering the animals rushed in to collect on the rodents they possessed. All available space in the clerk's office was taken with baskets of the scalps. Claude Harris, of this city, brought in 1456 gopher and mole scalps and received $145.60. Coon Hunters Rejoice at Snow. Monmouth Coon hunters in this vi cinity are rejoicing over the recent snowfall on account of the advantage of snow in tracking the sly animals to their trees. Previous to this winter many of the ring-tailed creatures iiave been captured by hunters in the woods VA IsAAV DuUl VMiMAsUg vUUUUJ BIDS ASKED ON 200,000,000 FKT Of HR LUMBER fOR f RANGE ' Portland. Lumber mills on the Co lumbia river and l'ugot sound have Just been Invited to bid on 200,000,000 foot of ilr lumber for Immodlate de livery to the French government. Contracts for all this material have been placed with a San Francisco lunv ber broker. The entire order is to bo filled by mills in Oregon snd Wash Ington. It is understood, however, that the order will be distributed exclusively among the mills on the Columbia river and on the sound. All the big mills in Portland are bidding on portions of the order varying from 10.000.000 to 60,000,000 feet Tho worlr will be ap portioned among them, it is under stood, within tho next few weeks, The order calls for a lares Quantity or railroad tics and for lumber of oth er varying dimensions to be used, doubtless, in lining trenches and in other battlefront activities. Competition for this business is said to be keen, and it is probable that the price that will accrue to the mills will not exceed $12 or $13 per M MISS GLADYS INGALLS 4.1 - it- X&Zi Washington society has come to ex pect the unexpected from Miss Gladys Ingalla, daughter of the late president of the Big Four and other railroad sys tems, and so was not surprised when ft became bruited about Washington that she was to take up chicken rais ing In addition to her many other ac tivities. Mrs. Ingalla Is noted as a society leader, horsewoman, golfer and ardent Red Cross worker. At this figure the entire order will bring approximately $2,500,000 worth of business into the territory. It will enable many mills that now are run ning on part time or at partial capa city to run on full time and to the limit of their respective capacities. Under terms of the contract be tween the French authorities and the ban rrancisco Drouerage nnn tne ium- per is 10 do delivered i. o. o. at m j A tNTNas I"-; $tSizZ-,. 1 W?r b - ' j 'SWMmBT j 1' rr, M a-TQ v. Ties provide transportaOon. According to Valley oaU. which are in large sup present arrangements the shipment P'T. re not lllt,y to find n Eftern will be handled entlrelv bv water, outlet but there should be a better This is more likely to be true in the event the Panama canal is open by the time the business starts to move, If the canal is not open at that time it Is possible that the whole move ment will go to the Atlantic seaboard by rail. In that event, however, some difficulty may be experienced in get ting cars to carry it The railroads now are confronted with the dual dif ficulty of a car shortage in the Inter ior and a traffic congestion at the At- lantic terminals. However, the French purchasers are to assume the risk of transporting tbe shipment and the responsibilities of the local mills are to cease when the 1 I A 1 1 J At,... ,v, , . ki- v.oi. alriinff nr dnrka w I : Drink Ads Bar Magazines. Spokane, Wash. Many editions of popular periodicals were withdrawn from newsstand sale because of the state prohibition law forbidding the advertising of liquors. In cases where the entire edition of a magazine has not been withdrawn the pages con taining liquor advertising have been cut out. A magazine distributing agency announced tbat several publi cations of large newsstand sale will issue editions not containing liquor advertising for sale in Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho. Camorrlsts 8lash Girl. Naples. Enemies of Genaro Ab batemagglo, the notorious Informer In the famous trial of the Camorrlsts in 1911 for the murder of Genaro Cuocolo and his wife, have attacked his sister and slashed her face with a razor as an act of revenge. Efforts are now being made to reopen the famous trial in an attempt to prove that the accu sations of Abbatemaggio against En rico Alfano, the alleged head of the Camorra, were dictated by personal animosity. Six, Asleep, Die In Fire. ' Boise, Idaho. Arch Eckersall, bis wife and four children were burned to death in a fire which destroyed their home at Salmon, Idaho. The victims were asleep upstairs when the fire started and perished before help ar rived. The charred bones were placed in one casket and taken to Rexburg, Idaho, the former home of the Eoker salls, for interment NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Pnrtland-Wheat-Bluestem, f 1.01 1 per bushal; forty-fold, $1; club, 97c; red Fife. 95o: red Russian, oc. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, sit 17.60 per ton; valley timothy, $H(Cl 14.60; alfalfa, $17: oats and vetch, SIS. Millfeed Spot prices : Brsn, lies per ton; shorts, 124; rolled barley, S296D30. Corn White, 135 per ton; cracked, 130. Vegetables Artlchokos, $1.10 per nVean- tnmatnua. California. II. DU GO 1.76 per crate; cabbage, OOo per cwt; garlic. 16oper pound; peppors, lOQj 121c: eirarDlant. 10c; sprouts, 8c; horseradish. 8ic; cauliflower, $1.76((C 2 per crate; celery, $3.76; beans, 10jfi 121c per pound; lettuce. $2.60 per crate; peas, 8(j!10c per pound. Green Fruits rears, $1QC1.60 per box: irraDoa. $6 per barrel; cranber ries, $10jfil4.60. Potatoes Oregon, $1.26Ct)1.3Q per sack; Yakimas, $1.26)1.36; sweets, S2.76(3 per cwt Onions Oregon buying price, il.ZD f. o. b. shipping point Apples Spitzenbergs, extra fancy, $2.25 per box; fancy, z; cnoice, $1.25((C1.60: Jonathans, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, $1; Yellow Newtowns, extra fancy, $Z; fancy, $1.75; choice, $1G0 1.26; Baldwins, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, ti.zo; choice, $1; russets, orchard run, $1. EggsOregon ranch, candled, 34Cfl 86c per dozen; Oregon storage, 22 r0 23c. Poultry Hens, small, 14c per pound; large, 16c; small springs, 14CC 15; broilers, 18c; turkeys, live, 1C'S 20c; turkeys, dressed, choice, 26c; ducks, 1216c; geese, 121 2 Jc. Butter City creamery, cubes, ex tras, selling at 28c per pound; firsts, 26Jc; prints snd cartons, extra. Pricea paid to producers : country creamery, 2226c; butterfat, No. 1, 28c; No. 2, 26c Veal Fancy, 12J13c per pound. Pork Fancy. 8c per pound. Hops 1915 crop. 10(jllc per pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, 180x26c; valley, 2526c; fall lambs' wool, 26c; mohair, Oregon, 28c. Cascara Bark Old and new, 8J4c per pound. Cattle Choice steers, $7 (fi 7.75; good, $6.75(87; medium, $6.50(C6.75; choice cows, $5.50g6; good, $5.25rtJ 6.60; medium, $4.765.26; heifers. $4(?6.40; bulls, $2.50(4.60; stags, $3 fi5.25. Hogs Light, $6.256.60; heavy, $5(5.50. Sheep Wethers, $6$7.25; ewes, $4.255.75; lambs, $78.25. Farmers Afe Holding Oats. Portland The ats market ia be coming firmer with lighter offerings. Receipts have declined materially of late, and practically no oats are com ing in now from east of tbe mountains. There has been buying in the interior for shipment eastward, and this has strengthened the ideas of farmers throughout the country. The contin ued Eastern demand for choice grade Northwestern oats is looked for and for this reason farmers are not dis posed to sell now. The spresd in prices, esst and west, however, is not wide enough yet to make the business very attractive to shippers at this end. .Irhnnah a Mnaiderahla volume of u: . i , i,j market for them here, with none corn- ing in from Eastern Oregon or Eastern Washington. Inland Empire Holds Onto Grain. Lewiston, Idsho On account of be ing financially able to play a waiting game, grain growers of the Inland Empire are refusing to sell this sea- son's crop st the prices quoted. More than 75 per cent of the crop of 10,000,- 000 bushels is still in the hands of the ranchers. For the first time wheat is being ex tensively shipped from this region by rail direct to New York for export and uim kcm ui uuwui DtsbcD iur niiii- nig purpusen. aibu, practically an a i 1 1 1 1 . ., barley shipments have gone East. The movement is becoming heavier daily, and is expected to continue until the opening of the Panama canal, when the grain will be diverted to Portland and Puget Sound points, thence through the canal to the European na-1 tions. Chehalis Milk Price Advances. Chehalis, Wash. The Pacific Coast Condensed Milk company has an nounced the milk price for the first half of January at Chehalis to be I $1.70, an increase of five cents a hun dred over the price paid the last half of December. There has been a steady gain in the price of milk the past 60 days, locally. The condenser company is making heavy shipments of milk that business being greatly improved recently owing to drafts on Eastern supplies for ship ment to Europe. Wool Growers Interested. Pendleton, Or. Word comes from all points of Eastern Oregon as far from Pendleton as Prineville that rep resentatives will join the Umatilla County sheepmen in their special car, which leaves Pendleton Wednesday, January 12, for Salt Lake City to at tend the National Convention of Wool Growers. The following towns will send delegates: Heppner, Baker, Wal lowa, Prineville, Hay Creek, Stanfield, Pilot Rock, Echo and Pendleton. The party returns Monday, Jan. 17. Senator J. N. Burgess will manage the trip. A Lawful Rsvengt. "I'm laying for that motorist that aim rial knnf kud ma down, anil whtni catch him, I'm going to give hi in such a pair of black eyes he can hardly sue out of them." "Aren't you afraid of being arrested for assaulting him?" "How can 1 bo? Hasn't the law said Si,,oar Amorlcau. motorists must have their lamps Acts as a Shield. MI don't llko to have my husband prop up a newspaper at the breakfast table. Do you?" "Oh. I don't know. It kenps the sraDufriilt from spattering ns fur aa it otherwise might." Louisville Courier- juurum. Incredible. "Nero flddlod while Home burned." "I don't bvllt've It," ropllud the man who likes to ditmKroo. "No violinist with Noro's political pull would have permitted a pyrotechnic display to go on as a rival purformanco. wasiniig ton Star. Useless Question. "Would your wlfo vote for you as a candidate for office 7 "I don't think there's any use of my bothorlnir' my head about that," ro otled Mr. Moekton. "I don't believe Henrietta would let mo run lu tho first place." Washington Star. Stat of Preparedness. "Do you approve of preparedness?" "Yes." replied Senator Horiilnitn. "I haven't got tho encouragement I'd like for preparedness for war. Hut nobody can over say that I wasn't prepared for an argument." Washington Star. HQWAHB & m'HTON - r tntt reml. II LmiI'iII. (VIxroio, Hiwioieu lirji-Mi (inld. ailrar. li-l, U t-'IJ. Mll.r. Uui OoM. Mtoi Kins or Copper II. MaUias ennlopes a ti sr.nl on sj'PHreline. Vatml rir-4 Vmp (tolled. Muwev (W bonaie Hsrlnasl I If H vs so rter Jewels. Mrs. 8ubbubs I wondor where lit tle Willie and David are? Did you see anything of my Jewels as you came along, Mr. Noxdoref Nexdore Yes, I did, ma am. Your Jewels sre in soak. I saw them swim ming lu tbe river. Boston Transcript. Wifehood Her Aim. First Girl Student Are you going to try for an M. A. next? Second Girl Student No; I n going io try for an M. It. 8. Boston Tran script TRY THIS EASY WAY TO CLEAR" YOUR SKIN WITH RESINOL SOAP Bathe your face for soveral minutes worklnc the creamy lather Into the akin gently with the finger tips. Then wash off with more Keslnol Soap and warm water, finishing with a dash of clear cold water to close the pores, Do this once or twice a day, and you will be astonished how quickly the healing, antiseptic Reslnol medication soothes snd cleanses tbe pores, re moves pimples snd blackheads, and leaves the complexion clear, fresh and velvety. In severe cases a little Kcs lnol Ointment should also be used. Keslnol Soap Is sold by all druggists. Three In One. "Now this typewriter Is equipped with all the summer attachments." "Summer attachments?" "A small mirror, a miniature clock and a thermometer; everything a girl has to consult frequently." Louisville Courier-Journal. Capable Crying. - "I hear that beautiful actress wept copiously at the proper places during her trial." "Cry? She made the official court crier look like a rank amateur." Louisville Courier-Journal. Shake Into Tour Shoes AlWa Fnot-F.ua. a Dowder for tha feet, tt ears painful, swollen, smarting-. sweaUnc feat Makes new shoes at jr. Bold br ail uruvauiis ana ones Stores. Don accept any substitute Hampk) rKEE. Atklrasa A. U. Olmsted. L Koy, ri . X. Unlimited Quantities. "Did Mother Eve really dress In leaves?" "So we are told, my child." "What a lot of old clothes she must have had to give away In the fall!" Louisville Courier-Journal. Their Utility. "If everything has a use, what are Idiots good for?" 'Well, if it wasn't for idiots, there wouldn't be anybody to look for gas leaks with a lighted candle or to rock boats." Baltimore American. . Of Course, There Were. "Pop, in the days when people used to fall down and worship the sun " "Well, my boy?" "Were there a lot of heat prostra tions?" Baltimore American. That's Different. 'It doesn't pay to argue with your wife." "I never get a chance to, but she sometimes argues with me." Slang In a Hat 8tore. "What can we do for you, sir?" "I want to buy a silk hat." "Yesslr. Jim, show this gentleman some periscopes." Kansas City Jour nal. Money Saved. "Ever make any money in the stock market?" "No, but I've saved a lot by not Dlay- ing it." Carefully Prepared. "Does your husband make a report to you of how he employs his time?" "Yes. But he censors It." Wash ington Star. CONSUMPTION TAKES I 359 PEOPLE DAILY Ovrr SSO people succumb to con. sumption everyday in tit. Umttd btatrt. fkltnce proves that Hit grrms only thrive, when the yleni ! weakenwl (rout col.ti or alikiif, ovrrwork, confining duties or when general weakncis exists. The beat physicians point out that during changing seasons tlie blood should bt made rich and pure ami active by Uk Ing Scott's HinuUlun alter meals. The cod liver oil in .Scott's Kimilalnu warms the body by enriching the Mo.k1 ; It pecnl arty strengthens the Inncsanit throat, while It upbuilds the realstlvs Inrces of the body to avoid colds and prevent consumption. If you work Indoors, tire easily, led languid or nrrvous, Scott's ltnmlslon is the uiotalreiiifthenlnglool-ninliclnekiiowu. It Is totally free from alcohol or su stupefying drug, Avoid substitutes. 14-41 Scutl Si Uowus, llluuuiBtlil. N, I. aw Furs Ship Direct to New York, the International Fur Market, and Secure the fill hast Cash Prices. Whr ilsti to ids rui-Unss. rns RihI K'Miulir mII ruir luit ia rsr Ywk ami nuk Km wulil oul el you) Wepay itW tusheM MMlkct ihtt m,llu tt. ul itMHrtf tr e illkUsl. Wss rhcres roMtMMMu, ainsf rue run shm lu ruui lun. Wills fsf am Dries lis) sad ajtsclel far. DAVID BLUSTEIN 4 BRO. 1MW. Vt. HreTsca. H.T. TYPHOID la nn more naresssry thsn Smsllpos, Aim f lIMrtUncs hl -kmuoeuslr-l tits sluxsl t-iti-wulous tin Carr, ana hsnalnt--, ul AoiHyi-fcoia VsulusUaa. Bs sccluird NOW by yum iihyiKlsn, you sa4 out family. II U noes lul Ihsa bouas Iwuriuics. Atk ywil r-l'Ul-un, drusitlll, or land for 'Have roabas Typlt-kt" l.lllnf o( Typhoid Varclm, iraulu finm uis, snd ilti.l Irna Typbold CsnUis, ihc tut rrs usoiATotv. srtnnrv, cai. rsessstss yMcisss s sisgai . a set. wesst Next Door. "How's your marksmanship?" asked the bandit chief. "Improving," replied tho trusty non tenant. "I trli-d out a man this morn- I n it In a shooting ac-roH the border teat." "Did lie hit his mark?" "No. Hut he cninn closo. lie aimed at New Mexico aud hit Arizona. ' Washington Star. His Device. . "Hullo, Tom! What's Oils I hiar about your having sumo laborsavlug device?" "It's true, all right. I'm going to marry an hulrt-sa." Boston Tran script. Touching the Doctor. "Oh, doctor, I feel funny Inside!" "What have you been eating?" "That's Just tho trouble, doctor. I ain't hud nothing to eat for a week. Can you spare a copper?" Firefly. Indirect Victim. "I see you have a cold like every body elstj." , "This Isn't a cold. I simply got hoarse telling alt my friends how to cure their colds." WasliluKton Star. Comfortable Solitude, "Aren't you afraid to bo alone in the woods?" asked tho sympathetic man. "No, sir," replied tho old guide; "when I'm alono in the woods iiulxidy Is liable to pick me for a lur. It's the only tlmo I feel safe." Washing ton Star. nave Ileal t by, Strong, Ileantlfol Eras Oculists and I'byslclaua Used Murine avjre Remedy many yeara before It was offered aa Domeallo Kya Medlslue. Murine Is Still Com pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed by them as a Itellable Itsllef for Kyea tbat Nesd Car. Try It In your Byes and Id Usby'a Kyea No Smarting Just Kya Comfort. Buy Uurlua of your DtukiiIsI accept noHubatltule, and If Interested writ for Hook of the Kva rree. MU1UNU KVK 11KUKDV CO., CHICAOO Lessons In Memory. Jaffrcy How do you suppose that dear old man remembered exactly how much he paid for his gold tooth, which he bought 40 years ago? Agnes Why, T supposo ho carried It in his head. Lampoon. Had Part of It Already. "Ol, Ol!" chortled Casey, "an" did Maloney give ycz th' black oye?" "He did not," retorted Murphy with dignity, "he gave me only th' black. Ol hod th' oye ahl th time." Medley. A Good . Milker ta almyfj healthy cow. Nli Insj eowi in tn can ba bnth health v suid nrofUalilsi if I hat in i flrat iarn of radufedtnilk viald ia teeoffoised u a danger figafti, Bnrfi raws ran nvasiIlT b trmtvl no h ihsi nmm at Kow-Kum, tho great cow rnefllfirtt. IJgml tot twenty yvmrn fr lh riiru and nr. vent Ion of Abor- 11m ft U , I L. L'-.... UuhJ.. I e Appctlto, bunchsjaand Ketalnad XfUrblrto. Sold b? drufftrlita and faed tlaaltra lo lOeaodl fl pocitug ituga. Dairy AasocSation Co. I LrndonTulav 5fc R lf-N its: Watch Your Colts For Coug-ha. Colds and Distemper, and at the flrat svmDtoma of any auch ailment, give email doee. of that wwSerful remedy, now the moat used In existence wonaeriut SPOHN'8 DISTEMPER COMPOUND 60 rents and 11 a bottle; $5 and $10 tha doien. of any dru gist, harneaa dealer, or delivered by ' ' any aru SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists ntf Bacterlologlats, Goshen, Pjd., U. A.