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Trying to Signal.
"What did you tell that man who
asked you If be could marry your
daughter?"
"I acted as grouchy as possible
replied Mr. Cumrox. "I couldn't tell
him right out that Gladys has a sharp
temper, but I though I'd sort o' hint
to him that she might have Inherited
one." Washington Star.
Objection Overcome.
Nurse Tommy, it is naughty
to
play soldiers on Sunday.
Tommy Oh, this Is all right It'
the Salvation Army. Chicago Daily
News. ,
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Helpful Suggestions.
"My brain is on fire," tragically ex
claimed Johnson as he threw himself
down upon the sofa and held bis head.
"Why don't you blow It out?" ab
sent-mindedly asked his roommate.
Lehigh Burr.
Strong on Figures.
"How Is the new bookkeeper on fig
ures?"
"Always runs to the window when a
good one goes by." Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
Mild Way of Saying "You Lie!"
Hobbs (telling a tall story) I i
sure you, old man, if I hadn't seen it
myself I wouldn't believe it.
Dobbs Then you'll understand why
I don't Boston Transcript
Natural Effect.
"I wish, ma, you wouldn't call
your lamb before people."
, "Why not, Willie?" . "
me
"Because it makes me feel so sheep
ish." Baltimore American.
Seems Probable.
"There is still said to be shortage in
dyestuffs for ladies' hosiery."
"Um. Another white Christmas."
Louisville Courier-Journal. .
Cynic Defined.
A cynic is usually a person who im
agines he is smart enough to be polite
and ill-natured at the same time.
Washington Star.
Peace at Any Price.
"Do yon let your wife have her own
way7"
"Certainly, and most of mine." Bos
ton Transcript
Many Folks Do.
"Does he borrow trouble?"
"Gosh, no! He goes out and buys
It" Life.
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NEWS ITEMS
Of General Interest
About Oregon
Complete Winter Short Course
Program Ready tor Distribution
Corvallis Complete programs of
the Agricultural College Winter Short
coutm havs bean Issued and arc now
ready for distribution. An examina
tion of this program shows that tha
work provided has a more close and
vital relation to the practical work of
farmers and other industrialists than
that of any hitherto offered by the
college. It shows clearly that more
emphasis is to be placed on actual
training, with juBt enough instruction
in principles to make the trianing con
structive in right methods. Group
courses, rather than merely elective
subjects, are offered, although per
mission to make selection is allowed.
As an inducement to make their
work specific students are offered
groups of studies intimately related,
from which selections may be made
any
be given certificates of the amount and
character of the work done. This is
new idea in Short Course work and is
expected to add a great deal to the in
tensive character of tbe work. It will
also serve to keep the regular short
course students properly classified for
more prorgessive work in succeeding
years.
The group courses are as follows
Agronomy, animal husbandry, agron
omy and dairy husbandry, creamery
and dairy husbandry, domestic art.
domestic science, horticulture, and in
dustrial arts. Some courses are com'
prised of subjects that are required in
some of the other courses, but it is
only when the entire work of a select
ed course is completed that certificates
will be issued. Some of the subjects
listed are optional and need not be tak
en to complete the course.
The course in agronomy includes
work in soil fertility, field crops, farm
management, irrigation and drainage.
farm machines, field crop pests and
field crop diseases. It will be seen
that it is designed for the general far
mer whose interests are chiefly in crop
production.
Tbe course in agronomy, Iivesock
and dairying is the most general of
all. and consists of the subjects that
must be considered in growing crops,
raising horses, cattle, sheep and hogs.
and in dairy production. Livestock
judging, stock feeding, dairy herd
management, judging dairy cattle, and
diseases of livestock, are substituted
for farm machinery- and field crop
pests in the agronomy course.
The creamery and dairying course is
open to those who have had at least
six months successful experinece in a
creamery or cheese factory. It is so
arranged that butter or cheese making
can be made the major subject Bac
teriology of milk and creamery tests
are subjects of the course.
The course in domestic art was pro
vided for those who are primarily in
terested in sewing and garment-making
and in household decorations. It
is divided into two parts, one of ele
mentary work for beginners and other
of advanced work for those who have
had successful experinece. Dressmak
ing, decorative needle work and mil
linery are the subjects.
The domestic science course is ar
ranged to meet the need of persons
primarily interested in food prepara
tion and related subjects. Subjects
are, advanced food preparation, ele
mentary food preparation, house
wifery, camp cookery and home nurs
ing. Housewifery is replaced by
house administration during the last
two weeks.
The course in horticulture will train
sudentts in application of scientific
principles to orcharding.
This plan will be especially empha
sized in pruning instruction, small
classes being organized each under the
personal direction of an expert pruner
who will supervise the work and ad
vise the students as to the principles
upon which the prumngs are made.
It is the aim of the department to
make this part "of the work so com'
piece and practical tbat orchard men
who take the course can return to
their own orchards and apply the prin
ciples practiced in the class work,
Orchard problems will be discussed
by Professor Lewis, whose study of
the situation in Oregon includes
critical examination . ol almost one
thousand orchards. Vegetable garden
ing and landscaping will also be in
cluded in this course. Other subjects
are special horticulture, bee culture,
spraying, plant diseases and insect
pests of orchard and garden.
$2000 Paid in Bounties.
Salem For 20,000 gopher and mole
scalps, which were brought into the of
fice of County Clerk Gehlhar this week,
residents of Marion county received
$2000. Monday was the first day when
the bounty of 10 cents a scalp became
payable, and persons who have been
slaughtering the animals rushed in to
collect on the rodents they possessed.
All available space in the clerk's office
was taken with baskets of the scalps.
Claude Harris, of this city, brought
in 1456 gopher and mole scalps and
received $145.60.
Coon Hunters Rejoice at Snow.
Monmouth Coon hunters in this vi
cinity are rejoicing over the recent
snowfall on account of the advantage
of snow in tracking the sly animals to
their trees. Previous to this winter
many of the ring-tailed creatures iiave
been captured by hunters in the woods
VA IsAAV DuUl VMiMAsUg vUUUUJ
BIDS ASKED ON 200,000,000
FKT Of HR LUMBER fOR f RANGE '
Portland. Lumber mills on the Co
lumbia river and l'ugot sound have
Just been Invited to bid on 200,000,000
foot of ilr lumber for Immodlate de
livery to the French government.
Contracts for all this material have
been placed with a San Francisco lunv
ber broker. The entire order is to bo
filled by mills in Oregon snd Wash
Ington.
It is understood, however, that the
order will be distributed exclusively
among the mills on the Columbia river
and on the sound. All the big mills in
Portland are bidding on portions of
the order varying from 10.000.000 to
60,000,000 feet Tho worlr will be ap
portioned among them, it is under
stood, within tho next few weeks,
The order calls for a lares Quantity
or railroad tics and for lumber of oth
er varying dimensions to be used,
doubtless, in lining trenches and in
other battlefront activities.
Competition for this business is said
to be keen, and it is probable that the
price that will accrue to the mills
will not exceed $12 or $13 per M
MISS GLADYS INGALLS
4.1 - it-
X&Zi
Washington society has come to ex
pect the unexpected from Miss Gladys
Ingalla, daughter of the late president
of the Big Four and other railroad sys
tems, and so was not surprised when
ft became bruited about Washington
that she was to take up chicken rais
ing In addition to her many other ac
tivities. Mrs. Ingalla Is noted as a
society leader, horsewoman, golfer and
ardent Red Cross worker.
At this figure the entire order will
bring approximately $2,500,000 worth
of business into the territory. It will
enable many mills that now are run
ning on part time or at partial capa
city to run on full time and to the
limit of their respective capacities.
Under terms of the contract be
tween the French authorities and the
ban rrancisco Drouerage nnn tne ium-
per is 10 do delivered i. o. o. at m
j A tNTNas
I"-; $tSizZ-,. 1
W?r b - ' j 'SWMmBT j 1' rr, M a-TQ v. Ties
provide transportaOon. According to Valley oaU. which are in large sup
present arrangements the shipment P'T. re not lllt,y to find n Eftern
will be handled entlrelv bv water, outlet but there should be a better
This is more likely to be true in the
event the Panama canal is open by
the time the business starts to move,
If the canal is not open at that time
it Is possible that the whole move
ment will go to the Atlantic seaboard
by rail. In that event, however, some
difficulty may be experienced in get
ting cars to carry it The railroads
now are confronted with the dual dif
ficulty of a car shortage in the Inter
ior and a traffic congestion at the At-
lantic terminals.
However, the French purchasers are
to assume the risk of transporting tbe
shipment and the responsibilities of
the local mills are to cease when the
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Drink Ads Bar Magazines.
Spokane, Wash. Many editions of
popular periodicals were withdrawn
from newsstand sale because of the
state prohibition law forbidding the
advertising of liquors. In cases where
the entire edition of a magazine has
not been withdrawn the pages con
taining liquor advertising have been
cut out. A magazine distributing
agency announced tbat several publi
cations of large newsstand sale will
issue editions not containing liquor
advertising for sale in Oregon, Wash
ington and Idaho.
Camorrlsts 8lash Girl.
Naples. Enemies of Genaro Ab
batemagglo, the notorious Informer In
the famous trial of the Camorrlsts in
1911 for the murder of Genaro Cuocolo
and his wife, have attacked his sister
and slashed her face with a razor as
an act of revenge. Efforts are now
being made to reopen the famous trial
in an attempt to prove that the accu
sations of Abbatemaggio against En
rico Alfano, the alleged head of the
Camorra, were dictated by personal
animosity.
Six, Asleep, Die In Fire. '
Boise, Idaho. Arch Eckersall, bis
wife and four children were burned to
death in a fire which destroyed their
home at Salmon, Idaho. The victims
were asleep upstairs when the fire
started and perished before help ar
rived. The charred bones were placed
in one casket and taken to Rexburg,
Idaho, the former home of the Eoker
salls, for interment
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
Pnrtland-Wheat-Bluestem, f 1.01 1
per bushal; forty-fold, $1; club, 97c;
red Fife. 95o: red Russian, oc.
Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, sit
17.60 per ton; valley timothy, $H(Cl
14.60; alfalfa, $17: oats and vetch,
SIS.
Millfeed Spot prices : Brsn, lies
per ton; shorts, 124; rolled barley,
S296D30.
Corn White, 135 per ton; cracked,
130.
Vegetables Artlchokos, $1.10 per
nVean- tnmatnua. California. II. DU GO
1.76 per crate; cabbage, OOo per cwt;
garlic. 16oper pound; peppors, lOQj
121c: eirarDlant. 10c; sprouts, 8c;
horseradish. 8ic; cauliflower, $1.76((C
2 per crate; celery, $3.76; beans, 10jfi
121c per pound; lettuce. $2.60 per
crate; peas, 8(j!10c per pound.
Green Fruits rears, $1QC1.60 per
box: irraDoa. $6 per barrel; cranber
ries, $10jfil4.60.
Potatoes Oregon, $1.26Ct)1.3Q per
sack; Yakimas, $1.26)1.36; sweets,
S2.76(3 per cwt
Onions Oregon buying price, il.ZD
f. o. b. shipping point
Apples Spitzenbergs, extra fancy,
$2.25 per box; fancy, z; cnoice,
$1.25((C1.60: Jonathans, extra fancy,
$1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, $1; Yellow
Newtowns, extra fancy, $Z; fancy,
$1.75; choice, $1G0 1.26; Baldwins,
extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, ti.zo;
choice, $1; russets, orchard run, $1.
EggsOregon ranch, candled, 34Cfl
86c per dozen; Oregon storage, 22 r0
23c.
Poultry Hens, small, 14c per
pound; large, 16c; small springs, 14CC
15; broilers, 18c; turkeys, live, 1C'S
20c; turkeys, dressed, choice, 26c;
ducks, 1216c; geese, 121 2 Jc.
Butter City creamery, cubes, ex
tras, selling at 28c per pound; firsts,
26Jc; prints snd cartons, extra. Pricea
paid to producers : country creamery,
2226c; butterfat, No. 1, 28c; No. 2,
26c
Veal Fancy, 12J13c per pound.
Pork Fancy. 8c per pound.
Hops 1915 crop. 10(jllc per pound.
Wool Eastern Oregon, 180x26c;
valley, 2526c; fall lambs' wool, 26c;
mohair, Oregon, 28c.
Cascara Bark Old and new, 8J4c
per pound.
Cattle Choice steers, $7 (fi 7.75;
good, $6.75(87; medium, $6.50(C6.75;
choice cows, $5.50g6; good, $5.25rtJ
6.60; medium, $4.765.26; heifers.
$4(?6.40; bulls, $2.50(4.60; stags, $3
fi5.25.
Hogs Light, $6.256.60; heavy,
$5(5.50.
Sheep Wethers, $6$7.25; ewes,
$4.255.75; lambs, $78.25.
Farmers Afe Holding Oats.
Portland The ats market ia be
coming firmer with lighter offerings.
Receipts have declined materially of
late, and practically no oats are com
ing in now from east of tbe mountains.
There has been buying in the interior
for shipment eastward, and this has
strengthened the ideas of farmers
throughout the country. The contin
ued Eastern demand for choice grade
Northwestern oats is looked for and
for this reason farmers are not dis
posed to sell now. The spresd in
prices, esst and west, however, is not
wide enough yet to make the business
very attractive to shippers at this end.
.Irhnnah a Mnaiderahla volume of
u: . i , i,j
market for them here, with none corn-
ing in from Eastern Oregon or Eastern
Washington.
Inland Empire Holds Onto Grain.
Lewiston, Idsho On account of be
ing financially able to play a waiting
game, grain growers of the Inland
Empire are refusing to sell this sea-
son's crop st the prices quoted. More
than 75 per cent of the crop of 10,000,-
000 bushels is still in the hands of the
ranchers.
For the first time wheat is being ex
tensively shipped from this region by
rail direct to New York for export and
uim kcm ui uuwui DtsbcD iur niiii-
nig purpusen. aibu, practically an
a i 1 1 1 1 . .,
barley shipments have gone East. The
movement is becoming heavier daily,
and is expected to continue until the
opening of the Panama canal, when
the grain will be diverted to Portland
and Puget Sound points, thence
through the canal to the European na-1
tions.
Chehalis Milk Price Advances.
Chehalis, Wash. The Pacific Coast
Condensed Milk company has an
nounced the milk price for the first
half of January at Chehalis to be I
$1.70, an increase of five cents a hun
dred over the price paid the last half
of December.
There has been a steady gain in the
price of milk the past 60 days, locally.
The condenser company is making
heavy shipments of milk that business
being greatly improved recently owing
to drafts on Eastern supplies for ship
ment to Europe.
Wool Growers Interested.
Pendleton, Or. Word comes from
all points of Eastern Oregon as far
from Pendleton as Prineville that rep
resentatives will join the Umatilla
County sheepmen in their special car,
which leaves Pendleton Wednesday,
January 12, for Salt Lake City to at
tend the National Convention of Wool
Growers. The following towns will
send delegates: Heppner, Baker, Wal
lowa, Prineville, Hay Creek, Stanfield,
Pilot Rock, Echo and Pendleton. The
party returns Monday, Jan. 17. Senator
J. N. Burgess will manage the trip.
A Lawful Rsvengt.
"I'm
laying for that motorist
that
aim rial knnf kud ma down, anil whtni
catch him, I'm going to give hi in such
a pair of black eyes he can hardly sue
out of them."
"Aren't you afraid of being arrested
for assaulting him?"
"How can 1 bo? Hasn't the law said
Si,,oar Amorlcau.
motorists must have their lamps
Acts as a Shield.
MI don't llko to have my husband
prop up a newspaper at the breakfast
table. Do you?"
"Oh. I don't know. It kenps the
sraDufriilt from spattering ns fur aa it
otherwise might." Louisville Courier-
juurum.
Incredible.
"Nero flddlod while Home burned."
"I don't bvllt've It," ropllud the man
who likes to ditmKroo. "No violinist
with Noro's political pull would have
permitted a pyrotechnic display to go
on as a rival purformanco. wasiniig
ton Star.
Useless Question.
"Would your wlfo vote for you as a
candidate for office 7
"I don't think there's any use of my
bothorlnir' my head about that," ro
otled Mr. Moekton. "I don't believe
Henrietta would let mo run lu tho
first place." Washington Star.
Stat of Preparedness.
"Do you approve of preparedness?"
"Yes." replied Senator Horiilnitn. "I
haven't got tho encouragement I'd like
for preparedness for war. Hut nobody
can over say that I wasn't prepared
for an argument." Washington Star.
HQWAHB & m'HTON - r tntt reml.
II LmiI'iII. (VIxroio, Hiwioieu lirji-Mi (inld.
ailrar. li-l, U t-'IJ. Mll.r. Uui OoM. Mtoi Kins
or Copper II. MaUias ennlopes a ti
sr.nl on sj'PHreline. Vatml rir-4 Vmp
(tolled. Muwev (W bonaie Hsrlnasl I
If H
vs so
rter Jewels.
Mrs. 8ubbubs I wondor where lit
tle Willie and David are? Did you
see anything of my Jewels as you
came along, Mr. Noxdoref
Nexdore Yes, I did, ma am. Your
Jewels sre in soak. I saw them swim
ming lu tbe river. Boston Transcript.
Wifehood Her Aim.
First Girl Student Are you
going
to try for an M. A. next?
Second Girl Student No; I n going
io try for an M. It. 8. Boston Tran
script
TRY THIS EASY WAY
TO CLEAR" YOUR SKIN
WITH RESINOL SOAP
Bathe your face for soveral minutes
worklnc the creamy lather Into the
akin gently with the finger tips. Then
wash off with more Keslnol Soap and
warm water, finishing with a dash of
clear cold water to close the pores,
Do this once or twice a day, and you
will be astonished how quickly the
healing, antiseptic Reslnol medication
soothes snd cleanses tbe pores, re
moves pimples snd blackheads, and
leaves the complexion clear, fresh and
velvety. In severe cases a little Kcs
lnol Ointment should also be used.
Keslnol Soap Is sold by all druggists.
Three In One.
"Now this typewriter Is equipped
with all the summer attachments."
"Summer attachments?"
"A small mirror, a miniature clock
and a thermometer; everything a girl
has to consult frequently." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Capable Crying. -
"I hear that beautiful actress wept
copiously at the proper places during
her trial."
"Cry? She made the official court
crier look like a rank amateur."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Shake Into Tour Shoes
AlWa Fnot-F.ua. a Dowder for tha feet, tt ears
painful, swollen, smarting-. sweaUnc feat Makes
new shoes at jr. Bold br ail uruvauiis ana ones
Stores. Don accept any substitute Hampk)
rKEE. Atklrasa A. U. Olmsted. L Koy, ri . X.
Unlimited Quantities.
"Did Mother Eve really dress
In
leaves?"
"So we are told, my child."
"What a lot of old clothes she must
have had to give away In the fall!"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Their Utility.
"If everything has a use, what are
Idiots good for?"
'Well, if it wasn't for idiots, there
wouldn't be anybody to look for gas
leaks with a lighted candle or to rock
boats." Baltimore American. .
Of Course, There Were.
"Pop, in the days when people used
to fall down and worship the sun "
"Well, my boy?"
"Were there a lot of heat prostra
tions?" Baltimore American.
That's Different.
'It doesn't pay to argue with your
wife."
"I never get a chance to, but she
sometimes argues with me."
Slang In a Hat 8tore.
"What can we do for you, sir?"
"I want to buy a silk hat."
"Yesslr. Jim, show this gentleman
some periscopes." Kansas City Jour
nal. Money Saved.
"Ever make any money in the stock
market?"
"No, but I've saved a lot by not Dlay-
ing it."
Carefully Prepared.
"Does your husband make a report
to you of how he employs his time?"
"Yes. But he censors It." Wash
ington Star.
CONSUMPTION TAKES
I
359 PEOPLE DAILY
Ovrr SSO people succumb to con.
sumption everyday in tit. Umttd btatrt.
fkltnce proves that Hit grrms only
thrive, when the yleni ! weakenwl (rout
col.ti or alikiif, ovrrwork, confining
duties or when general weakncis exists.
The beat physicians point out that
during changing seasons tlie blood should
bt made rich and pure ami active by Uk
Ing Scott's HinuUlun alter meals. The cod
liver oil in .Scott's Kimilalnu warms the
body by enriching the Mo.k1 ; It pecnl arty
strengthens the Inncsanit throat, while It
upbuilds the realstlvs Inrces of the body
to avoid colds and prevent consumption.
If you work Indoors, tire easily, led
languid or nrrvous, Scott's ltnmlslon is the
uiotalreiiifthenlnglool-ninliclnekiiowu.
It Is totally free from alcohol or su
stupefying drug, Avoid substitutes.
14-41 Scutl Si Uowus, llluuuiBtlil. N, I.
aw Furs
Ship Direct to New York,
the International Fur
Market, and Secure the
fill hast Cash Prices.
Whr ilsti to ids rui-Unss. rns
RihI K'Miulir mII ruir luit ia
rsr Ywk ami nuk Km wulil oul
el you) Wepay itW tusheM MMlkct
ihtt m,llu
tt. ul itMHrtf tr e
illkUsl. Wss
rhcres
roMtMMMu, ainsf rue run shm
lu ruui lun.
Wills fsf am Dries lis) sad ajtsclel
far.
DAVID BLUSTEIN 4 BRO.
1MW. Vt. HreTsca. H.T.
TYPHOID
la nn more naresssry
thsn Smsllpos, Aim
f lIMrtUncs hl -kmuoeuslr-l
tits sluxsl t-iti-wulous tin
Carr, ana hsnalnt--, ul AoiHyi-fcoia VsulusUaa.
Bs sccluird NOW by yum iihyiKlsn, you sa4
out family. II U noes lul Ihsa bouas Iwuriuics.
Atk ywil r-l'Ul-un, drusitlll, or land for 'Have
roabas Typlt-kt" l.lllnf o( Typhoid Varclm,
iraulu finm uis, snd ilti.l Irna Typbold CsnUis,
ihc tut rrs usoiATotv. srtnnrv, cai.
rsessstss yMcisss s sisgai . a set. wesst
Next Door.
"How's your marksmanship?" asked
the bandit chief.
"Improving," replied tho trusty non
tenant. "I trli-d out a man this morn-
I n it In a shooting ac-roH the border
teat."
"Did lie hit his mark?"
"No. Hut he cninn closo. lie aimed
at New Mexico aud hit Arizona. '
Washington Star.
His Device. .
"Hullo, Tom! What's Oils I hiar
about your having sumo laborsavlug
device?"
"It's true, all right. I'm going to
marry an hulrt-sa." Boston Tran
script. Touching the Doctor.
"Oh, doctor, I feel funny Inside!"
"What have you been eating?"
"That's Just tho trouble, doctor. I
ain't hud nothing to eat for a week.
Can you spare a copper?" Firefly.
Indirect Victim.
"I see you have a cold like every
body elstj." ,
"This Isn't a cold. I simply got
hoarse telling alt my friends how to
cure their colds." WasliluKton Star.
Comfortable Solitude,
"Aren't you afraid to bo alone in the
woods?" asked tho sympathetic man.
"No, sir," replied tho old guide;
"when I'm alono in the woods iiulxidy
Is liable to pick me for a lur. It's
the only tlmo I feel safe." Washing
ton Star.
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Lessons In Memory.
Jaffrcy How do you suppose that
dear old man remembered exactly how
much he paid for his gold tooth, which
he bought 40 years ago?
Agnes Why, T supposo ho carried
It in his head. Lampoon.
Had Part of It Already.
"Ol, Ol!" chortled Casey, "an"
did
Maloney give ycz th' black oye?"
"He did not," retorted Murphy with
dignity, "he gave me only th' black.
Ol hod th' oye ahl th time." Medley.
A
Good
. Milker
ta almyfj healthy cow.
Nli
Insj eowi in tn can ba bnth
health v suid nrofUalilsi if I hat
in i
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