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PAGE SEVEN SOUTHERN OREGON NEWS REVIEW T H U R S D A Y . A U G . IO. 1950 Oh What Fun! Flattering Dress Is Tailored and Flattering Son O u t M iiu r t s D a d SUNNYSIDE \ 1 7 ALTER was the proud owner ’ ’ of u black mongrel, which was a nuisance to the rest of the household. Hut Wulter was so de voted to the dog that he could not be persuaded to part with It. At last Walter's father made him an offer. "My boy." he said. “I’ll give you $10 If you'll get rid of that dog.” The following morning Walter came to him and told him that the mongrel had gone. "That's excellent news," said his father. "Here's the money. How did you get rid of him?" Wulter »mill'd as he pocketed the ynoney. "1 swapped him with Reggie Jones for two black puppies.” Fluttering O O FTLY tailored and particular- ly flattering to a w om an’s fig ure is this v ersatile shirtw aist frock. The rolled collar accents the pretty neckline, sleev es cun be brief or regulation length. • • • P a t t e r n N o. Htil.'l la a s e w - r i t e p e r f o r a t e d p a t t e r n f o r s iz e » 14. 10. 18. 2 0 . 40. 42. 44 a n d 40 S iz e 10. w in g a le e v e g , 4 1» y a r d » o f 33 o r 30 In c h . fie n d an VE f S o T u . i 40 c o p p y a g o e f s th o e f s f a m l l a r a t n n d e w w in s te ty r le s , spe c i a l f e a t u r e s , f r e e p a t t e r n p r in t e d In s id e st t h e b o o k. I K W I N O C IK C I.C P A T T E R N I> F P T . A M Month W e ll. M l. < blca g e 7. Ill R neloae 23 cen ts In coins fo r each p a tte rn d e s ire d . P a tte r n N am e A ddress N o ................... .8 1 *0 . . • • • • • • • . . . . ......... ............................... S h o p p e r 's by Cloik S. Horn I j j ; J J ; j By Clay Hunter THE OLD GAFFER MV ■ H a ttie WHISKERS? WHK The tall, dignified man Joined the crowd in front of a bargain counter. In an attempt to get a very special pair of hose for his wife. He Inched his way patiently, but was buffeted here and there by the women, and made no progress. Suddenly he lowered his head, stretched out his arms, and barged through the crowd. "Can't you act like a gi man?” inquired a cold feminine voice at his elbow. “I've been acting like a gentle man for the past hour," replied the man. still charging forward. "From now on I’m going to act like a lady " IN HER heart with this real W life-size dolly! Big as a two year old, this dolly w ears cast off size two clothes. E asy-sew ! a a a T h i r t y - t w o in c h d o ll Is a f a v o r i t e w it h c h i ld r e n ! P a t t e r n 7 3 2 ; t r a n s f e r 3 2 -in c h d o ll o n ly . S e n d 20 c e n ts in c o in , y o u r n a m e a d d re s s a n d p a t t e r n n u m b e r t o . . . . S ew ing C irc le N e e d le e r a ft D ep t, P . O. Box 5740. C h íc a te 80, 111. e r P . O . B ex 102, Old C helsea S ta tie n , N e w Y e rh 11. N . T . E n c lo se 20 cents fo r p a tte rn . N o ............................ Nam « A d dress ! ECONOMY FIRST .............................................................. ................................................. ...................... .............................................................. ATooMtal How mild can a cigarette be? MORE PEOPLE SMOKE CAMELS than any other cigarette! How mild can a cigarette be? By Bud Fi»her MUTT AND JEFF I'M A L I T T L E C O N C E R N E D A B O U T T H E M X IN G M A N WHO IS K E E P IN G in ,, r C O M fM N V w i T H y x i y y V - i r M Y N IE C E / >4 CERTAINLY TOOTS THEN YOU REALLY B U T W HY AR E g | WANT ME TO BE I YOUR LOViNO I YOU cry . ho ’ J B V m just C R V IN 6 fORJCY.' ON. t THOUÖHT MAYBE t CFEENDED _ you . honey : w ife , billy ’ THEO e THEY NO • MOTHER ALWAYS SAID I WAS SUCH AN IDIOT THAT NOT EVEN A DCNKE WOULD PROPOSE T° iV S « a J ME AND HO W f— CNE N A S ' / ^ C v f W ^ V a » c . and among Iht million» who d o ... BENAY VENUTA P o p u la r r e c o r d in g a r t l e t h a s t h ia to » a y : " M y o w n C a rn a l 8 0 - I) a y M ild n e s s T e a t a d d » u p to lo t a m o re a m o k ln g e n jo y m e n t!" yoiwwM TMinstf *Sújrudu)ie'* 4 75< M U Trt'/W Lucy—When George proposed to you. and you told him he would have to make a little money first, what did he say? Mary (w ryly)—He said he was looking for a girl who could make a little mopey last. and among the millions who d o ... AUDREY BOCKMANN F am ous r ifla c h a m p io n s a y a : " C a m e ls c e r t a in ly s c o re a h it w ith m y t a s t e ! A n d t h e y 'r e sa m ild . C o o l a n d m ild • " Dogs Don't Vote One day when he was a senatoi, former Secretary of State James F. Byrnes was listening to a col league who was delivering a long winded address on the plight of the nation's dogs. Dog food, wailed the colleague, was being sold for hu man consumption, creating a food shortage for the canine population. When the senator had concluded his eloquent address, a friend asked Byrnes: “What did you think of his ■peech?" "Not bad," replied Byrnes. "What a pity that dogs don't vote." WONDERFUL RELIEF FROM HARSH LAXATIVE SULPHUROUS SERGEANT By Bert Thomas WYLDE AND WOOLY TEASPOONS with w h ila -tla r and from OMlV MORE PEOPLE SMOKE CAMELS than any other cigarette! Ktuofá's v^iery pMKA&e ••A M A H IM ” " U o li g li lo d ! ” w r ite p ro u d o w n e r» o f ‘ 'S ig n a t u r e .” A n d no w o n d c r l F o r " S ig n a t u r e ” ia O ld C o m p a n y P la t e , m a d o b y W m . H o g e ra M fg . C o . H e a v y q u a lity ! E x c lu a iv e p o t to r n I MU«»» . . . » t a r t y o u r c o m p le te e e t w it h ] th e m p e r a o n a llj in it ia le d e poo nal Al "Two years ago I saw your ad about ALL-BRAN and took your advice. Haven’t taken a pill or medicine since I began eating ALL-BRAN regu larly!” Mr. Frank J. Baumbusch, 581 La throp St., Columbus, O. Just one of many unsol idled letters from ALL-BRAS users. If you are troubled with constipation due to lack of dietary bulk do as does. Eat an ounce of tasty Kellogg’s ALL-BRAN for breakfast daily, drink plenty of water! If not com pletely satisfied after 10 days, return empty carton to Kellogg s, Battle Creek, Mich. Get DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACKI detail» on K ello g g ’» V A K ir r r p a c k a o b : 10 :encroua boxi-a o f 7 a v o r it e c e re a l» I i SMI CORK SOYA yU llT Y WNU—13________________ 32—50 Now She Shops “Cash and Carry” W ithout P ainful Backache Aa wa gat elder, atreaa and «train, over- axertlon, eieaaalva amoklng or axpoaura to cold aomstlmaa «low» down kidney func tion. T h is m ay lead m any folka to com plain of nagging backache, loaa of pap and energy, headache« and dlaxlncaa. G etting up nlghta or frequent paaaagea m ay reauli from minor bladder Irrita tio n ! due to cold, dampneaa or dlatary Indlacretlona. I f your dlacomforta are due to theae cauaea, do n't w ait, tr y D oan’a Pilla. a mild diurctle. Uaed eureaaafully by million« for over 60 year«. W h ile theae aymptoma may often otherwlaa occur. I t ’» amaalng how many time« D oan’a give happy relief— help tha 16 mllea of kidney tube« and Altera flush out w ait«. G a t D oan’a Fills todayl D oans P ills Pvt.—Did you hear about our first sergeant—he drank some sul phuric acid by mistake last night. Cpl.—Did it bother him? Pvt.—Not much, but every time he blows his nose he sets his hand kerchief on fire. with Better caps & lids Inquisitive Passing a door In the wee hours of the morning, a drunk noticed a sign which read, "Ring the bell for caretaker." He did Just that, and a sleepy- eyed man came to the door. "What do you want?" asked the caretaker. “I wanna know why you can't ring the bell yourself." 1. Qu ality ateel— R r . i l l r n l no E a u uge, lg in g . 2. Extra coating— T h ir d 3. HE RESTORES HAIR o a t food a cid res is ta n t e n a m e l o n gold lao- q u e r , o n tin . Latex ring«— B u ilt - in liv e lates rin g s cushio n a g a in s t ja r rim e for h ig h vac u u m s. 4. Easier " o f f " te e — Eieiu.ir. th re a d design a n d o ff.“ A man dropped his wig In the street and a boy picked It up and returned It to him. "Thanks, my boy,” said the owner of the flying wig. “ You are the first genuine hair restorer I have ever seen!" heavy w ea k en in g e m b o u in g or provides easy “ on 5. Even Special Packing — N. , " IT NEVER ENDS. F IR S T W E 'R E p ry in g to oeparale. Packed bach to b ach. S lide o u t ready to nso. UP HALF THE NIGHT F V /p f UER.-.-NOLV IT'S BECAUSE H E R /" Ai ¿fots fa ta ti 5 owtefaettA ^ B er NAR d in CAPS A LIDS
