Southern Oregon miner., March 16, 1950, Image 2

SO U TH ER N O R EG O N N EW S R E V IEW
Sew-Easy Pinafore
BROADWAY AN D M A IN STREET
B y th e
W h a t to Seal in Cornerstone?
L ig h t o f t h e Y e a r s
HAVE learned these things by the light o f the
years,
1
Gold Piece, Balloon, G -String
Like a child conning over his books,
T hat die darkness outside o f my window at night
Is never as dark as it looks,
A nd if I but run o u t and search, I can find
Som e little light, Steady and kind.
By BILLY ROSE
If a n y o n e is g o in g to la y a c o r n e r s to n e in 1950, I w o u ld su g g e s t
B allistic Discovery
h e se a l u p th e fo llo w in g ite m s fo r th e b e n e f it o f th e fo lk s in 2050.
M odern ballistic« scientists, aided
1. A COPY of The Congressional Record. It will m ake dullish re a d ­
b> ultra high speed photography,
ing. I g ran t you, but it will prove th a t our legislators could get up on th eir
have disproved the age old belief
hind legs and sound off on anything from the p rice of asp arag u s to the
of the nveruge hunter und expert
plight of the Zuni Indians. And if w h at’s happening in E urope or Asia is
alike, th at m axim um shock occurs
the shape of things to come, it will undoubtedly in te rest our d escen d an ts to
at the in stan t of a bullet's Impact.
know th a t there once w as a tim e when a legally elected rep rese n tativ e
I have learned that H ope is the white-feathered bird
Dy photographing bullets as they
could shoot off his face w ithout being shot an hour later.
stru ck blocks of gelutin resem bling
2. A $20 GOLD P IE C E . At the
T hat sings all day on its neSt,
an im al tissue in consistency, and
r a te w e're going, by 2050 a pound ourselves. And a copy of the Kinsey
again after they passed through,
T
hat
F<\tr
is
the
crouching
beaSt
that
comes
of bu tter m ay be
R eport to show the kinds of answ ers
am m unition
ex p erts have now
w orth m o re than ”
T
o
tear
the
bird
from
its
neSt.
we are getting.
proved that shock reach es its peak
a pound of p rin t­
8. A TOY BALLOON filled with
not on im p act but only afte r the
I have learned to close the d oor on Fear
ed m oney, and
hydrogen to prove th a t this d e stru c ­
bullet has cleared Its targ et.
th e re 's no telling
After
m
any
and
many
a
year.
tive gas w as once used in the pub­
This Im portant discovery was the
how m u c h the
lic Interest.
lucky by product of a sim ple ex p eri­
lucky finder m ay
I
have
patiently
learned
that
pain
will
cease
9. A PRIN T by P icasso. This cul­
m ent to show the relativ e shocking
be able to buy
tu ra l left-over m ay am u se e u r 21st
T
hough
peace
comes
slowly
and
late,
pow
er of solid-point and hollow-
w ith
20 bucks
century friends, and if it d o esn 't it
point 22 calib er bullets. These pic­
w orth of the yel­
A
nd
that
there
will
drift
dow
n
to
sleepless
eyes
will at le a st te ac h them th a t th ere
tu res accom pany this article.
low stuff.
once w ere countries w here even a
Loft
sleep
at
laft,
if
I
wait.
In the ex p erim en t still photo­
3. A
P A Y
Billy Rose
C om m unist could p ain t as he
grap h s w ere m ade at th ree m illion­
CHECK.
com-
So
why
should
I
worry
and
fret
and
cry,
pleased.
ths of a second, first, before the
plete with stub showing all tax de­
K
now
ing
these
things
pass
by
10.
A
COVER
of
T
im
e
m
agazine
ductions. I t's my hunch th a t it will
am aze the folks of the future to —th e one w ith the p ictu re of M ark
— G RACE N O L L C R O W E LL «r.
realize th a t back in 1950 a guy did III, th e electronic com puting m a ­
have a few bucks left afte r the chine developed at H arv ard . Also
the accom panying article sug g est­
governm ent w as through w ith him.
ing,
on th e b asis of Prof. N o rb ert
A COPY of the New York
classified telephone directory to W iener's new science of cy b ern et­
show how en terp risin g 8,000,000 peo­ ics, th a t the world m ay eventually
ple used to be when th eir en ter­ be ru led by th is m ach in e's off­
p rise was really free and frolic­ spring. since the m a ch in e's b rain s
a re g etting la rg e r and la rg e r while
som e.
m a n 's b rain s a re getting sm aller
5. A G-string and a length of
and sm aller. It will probably
cord used in a lynching— tw o ex­
sta rtle the cellar-dw ellers of 2050 to
am pies of w het the 20th Century
le arn th a t th e re w as a tim e when in a copy of the song hit, "B u t I certain th a t the curtain is on the
w as capable of doing when given
people w ere only thinking of the Can D ream , C an’t I? ”
enough rope.
m odel — th a t bit of cloth which
m achines tak in g over.
m akes It possible for one to vote
6. A PHONOGRAPH reco rd of
12. A n architect’s m odel of a
w ithout a cop peeking over his
11. A SNAPSHOT of the im m i­
“ M ule T ra in ," with F ra n k ie L aine's
to
tin
g booth. A nd with it, in­
shoulder. This little curtain, I sus­
gratio
n
buildings
on
E
llis
Island.
w hip alongside it. The song won’t
structions on how you can pull a
pect, is d a rn n e a r the m ost im p o rt­
m a k e m uch sense, but I’ll bet a G enerations hence, people m ay be
an t piece of equipm ent we have in
cup of uranium it'll w histle b etter curious to know w hat the island
lever and vote a straight ticket,
1950, and judging from w h at's hap ­
th a n the C oncertos to C ollectivist w as used for. because by then it will
or flip o ff any candidate you
pening to it elsew here in tho world, i
A g ra rian ism w hich future Shostako­ probably be a launching platform
don't like and flip on the one you
it m ay be as ra re as the dodo by
for robot m issiles, and sim ila r
viches will compose.
favor
for a particular office.
the tim e an o th er cyb ern etic cen­
7. A COPY of Ja m e s T h u rb er's knick-knacks. N ext to the snapshot,
These two photographs m ade
“ Is Sex N e c e ssa ry ? " to show the an 8-by-10 glossy of the new U. N.
I'd ta k e it kindly if the m an la y ­ tu ry rolls around.
at three m illionths of a second
kinds of questions we a re asking building on F irs t avenue, w rapped ing the cornerstone w ere to m ake
of blocks of gelatin, show the
rela tiv e shocking power of
solid-point and hollow point 22
The
calib er bullets. The g re a te r
shocking pow er is ex erted by
By
the 37-graln bullet with a hol­
low point, (upper photo) the
Richard H. Wilkinson
lesser with a 40-grain solid
point bullet.
4.
F ic tio n
ALMOST A MISTAKE
Corner
S T A tE SCEEEN radio
' bullets stru ck the specially p re ­
p ared gelatin blocks, then im m ed ­
EN D ELL COREY, "h o tte r than iately afte r the bullets had pene­
a tw o-dollar pistol” at the tra te d and finally after they were
m om ent, can have ju st about an y ­ approxim ately a foot distant.
thing he w ants i t / Hollywood, but
Because hollow • point bullets
is so experienced an acto r and so m ushroom on im pact, the pictures
wise a young m an th a t he knows I of the hollow-point bullet reveals
how to ta k e only w h at’s best for the relatively g re a te r shocking
him. C u rrently seen in P a ra m o u n t's pow er shown in the photographs
which ap p e ar herew ith.
It was only when ballistician s in
th e rese arch lab o rato ries of the
W estern C artrid g e com pany divi­
sion of Olin Industries, Inc., studied
th e ir pictures th a t they realized the
full significance of th e ir chance
discovery.
To m ake th eir photographs the
b allisticians
used
an
ordinary
p ress ca m e ra and a photohght
which produces a flash of th ree m il­
lionths of a second duration. The
bullet broke a fine wire in its path.
This actu ated the light. The a m ­
m unition used was a Super-X 22
W ENDELL COREY
"T helm a Jo rd a n ,” he w as lent out calib er long rifle 40-grain solid-
for “No Sad Songs for M e,” soon poir.t lub ricated bullet with a veloc­
to be released. He w as lent again ity of 1,375 feet p er second, and a
for the coveted role opposite Lana Super-X 22 caliber long rifle 37-
T u rn er in h e r com eback, “A Life g rain hollow point bullet with a
of H er Own,” but tu rn ed it down. velocity of 1,400 feet p er second.
A fter his rec en t v isit to New York
A A A
he and M rs. Corey planned going
hom e via New O rleans. "B u t I h ear Bunny Can Take I t
m y son asked. ‘W hen’s D addy com ­
A 16-year study to d eterm in e the
ing h o m e?’ he said. “ So I guess I ’ll
recu p erativ e pow ers of rab b it pop­
skip it.”
ulations u n d er intensive hunting
h as been com pleted by Dr. Miles
R ay M illand in h erits the role
D. P irnie, professor of zoology and
Corey tu rn ed down in M-G-M's
conservation of M ichigan S tate
"A Life of H er Own,” rig h t back
college, the w ildlife m an ag em en t
w aere he m ade " P a y m e n t D e­
in stitu te reports.
ferre d ” 19 y ea rs ago and w as fired
The object of the test, conducted
im m ediately afterw ard . He says
it took him six days to m ak e scenes on a 500-acre plot of the college's
he should have done In two. His Kellog station w as to d eterm in e the
new P aram o u n t deal calls for six effectiveness of shooting as a m e th ­
pictures in six y ea rs, giving him od of controlling crop d am ag e on
•
tim e to m ake outside film s like ag ric u ltu ral lands.
The av erag e yield from hunts
this one.
w as 103 rab b its from each of the
" F a th e r of the B rid e” w as fin­ 16 y ea rs with a high of 172 in a
ished at M etro a few w eeks ago single year. Shooting w as confined
and work on a sequel, “ Now I ’m a to the m onth of D ecem ber but 1,649
G ra n d fa th e r” was begun im m edi­ rab b its w ere rem oved during the
ately. " F a th e r,” in w hich E liza­ 10-year period.
In spite of this
beth Taylor stars, will be released relativ ely heavy take, no reduction
soon after her m a rria g e .
In rab b it n u m b ers w as evident at
the end of the te st period.
“ O peration,
Good
S am a ri­
The resu lts show conclusively
ta n ,” a series of p ro g ra m s pro­
th a t shooting during the hunting
duced by Church World Serv­
season is a poor m ethod of con­
ice, Inc., Is being aire d by
trolling rab b its, but they also show
radio stations throughout the
th a t the rec u p erativ e pow ers of
country. The p ro g ra m s d ra m a t­
rab b its In good h ab itat is g rea t
ically describe th e work of
enough to offset very heavy h unt­
th is religious o v erse as relief
ing pressure.
agency in aiding those In other
A A A
countries who a re still hungry,
Fastest Gunners
hopeless or hom eless In the
w ake of w ar. They a re well
Who a re th e n atio n 's fastest
worth hearing.
sc atterg u n shooters?
The answ er: Skeet shooters be­
When C ary G ran t sta rre d as "M r. tw een 13 and 19 y ears of age. T h at’s
B landings,” who built a house with w h at Hunting & F ishing m agazine
such difficulty, he little knew th at rep o rts, along with th ese other
this y ear he would be re-building facts;
one of his own. His bride, Betsy
These youngsters are fa ste r than
D rake, is letting him supervise older skeet shooters, tra p shooters,
everything,
including
re-d eco ra­ duck, goose, quail and p heasant
ting; she claim s th a t all the ex­ shooters—and ra b b it h unters.
perience he gained w hile m aking
The reason is th a t y o u n g sters’ r e ­
the picture qualifies him for this actions are sw ifter.
real job.
BY INEZ GERHARD
aron J ordan had a swell
job w riting advertising for a
Chicago agency. The night he
cam e hom e and told Sally, his wife,
th a t he was going to quit because
he w anted to w rite m ovie sc e n a r­
ios, she thought he’d been d rin k ­
ing.
“ E ith e r th a t," she said, “or
you’re cra zy ."
“C o rrec t,” said Aaron. “Ju st
erazy enough to be able to w rite
g o o d scenarios.
You’ve got to be
crazy to get by in
Hollywood.
Joe
N eal told m e .”
“ A re we going
to live in Hollywood?” Sally asked.
"N atu rally . T h at’s w here m ovies
a re m a d e.”
Sally w as young and never had
liked the idea of settling down too
ea rly in life. Besides, the idea of
living in Hollywood was thrilling.
They had a little m oney saved
up, w hich was lucky, because after
living three m onths in the cinem a
city they had n ’t m ade a dim e.
A aron had w ritten four scripts,
w hich had alm ost sold. Almost.
T hat one word had becom e the bane
of th e ir existence. It w as the one
w ord in Hollywood th a t drove peo­
ple crazier than they w ere at the
sta rt.
; Two m onths passed and the J o r ­
d a n s had alm ost m ad e a pile of
m oney. T he m oney th a t they had
sa v e d w as alm ost gone. They be-
.gan to w onder about the future a
little .
i A nother fortnight passed and
A aron and Sally decided they
couldn’t evade facts any longer.
A lm ost selling som ething didn’t
buy bread. A aron’s la test story.
A
“ B ut your finger Isn 't se r­
iously c u t."
now In the hands of P acific coast
studios, would, they felt, be r e ­
tu rn ed like all the others. A lm ost
good enough would be the com ­
m ent. They held a council of w ar.
As soon as P acific C oast retu rn ed
the story th ey ’d have to q u it and
go hom e.
It gave them a sinking, fru s­
tra te d feeling.
The day after the council of
war, Aaron cut his finger while
exam ining a typewriter ribbon
In a nearby stationery store.
The store manager gave first
aid, m ade a rep o rt, took down
his nam e and ad d ress and told
him an a d ju ste r would be up
the next day.
When A aron got hom e he told
Sally about it. “It's a chain store.
T hey’re insured ag ain st accidents.
I ’ll collect at least $100.”
“ B ut y o u r finger isn 't seriously
cu t.”
“So w hat? In su ran ce com panies
have plenty of dough.”
The ad ju ste r cam e early the next
m orning. They knew him to be an
in suran ce m an by the benign, in­
g ratiatin g look on his face.
"C ut your fin g er?” he asked.
“ And p retty badly, too,” Aaron
replied. He glanced at Sally. She
w as eyeing him severely. He knew
she d idn’t approve of w hat he
planned to do.
"H ow ’d it h ap p e n ?" A aron gave
a detailed account of the accident.
“ Too bad. B other you about
w orking?”
W ARON HESITATED. This was
* • the cru cial m om ent. He could
say the wound practically in c ap a c­
ita te d him . He could m ak e it
strong, and p erh ap s collect $50.
Sally w as reg ard in g him ste a d ­
ily. He d idn’t like the look in h er
eyes. It m ad e him feel sm all and
cheap.
He shrugged. "No. I can work all
right. It isn’t any th in g serious.
L et’s fo rg et it.”
T heir visitor looked relieved.
“ Good. I have a proposition to
m ake. We d id n ’t like your
la test story esp ecially .”
" E h ? ” said Aaron.
"Too farcical. B ut Jackson, h e's
our sto ry m an. Sent m e up here
to ask if you'd consider going to
work for us. You see, we think
you w rite p retty good dialogue.
We need a dialogue w rite r.”
Aaron gulped. "T h en —you’re not
—I m e a n —”
"A t w hat sa la ry ? ” Sally asked
p ractically .
"W ell, I ’m authorized to offer
$250 to s ta r t.”
"W hy,” Sally exclaim ed, “th a t’s
alm ost $300.”
"A lm o st!” yelled Aaron. “Don’t
m ention th a t word again. We’U
tak e the job. Wow! I ’m alm ost
c ra z y !”
“ Me, too,” Sally agreed.
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ACROSS
1. Begone!
5. Store
9. Cover w ith
cem ent, etc.
10. Allowance
for w eight
11. Bird
12. E arn est
money
(Scot.)
14. Goddess of
discord
(G r.)
15. Guides
16. C arting
vehicle
17 E xclam a­
tion
18. Fish
19. Sayings
20. Digit
23. Ju stifying
27. Shield
28 Isthm us, SC
Asia
29. Conjunction
30. Move about
on foot
32. Undivided
33. Dress
36. Rem nant*
37. A w atered
silk
18. Assumed
nam e
19. L et it stand
(P rin t.)
40. T hrash
tl. ^ o rd e rin g
surface
12 River (A fr.)
DOWN
1. O ccurring
occasionally
2 Room on
21. One of the
a ship
Five
N ations
3. Feminine
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I Am. Ind.)
nam e
□□□El □ □ □ □
4. D enary
22. E xit
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24. Greek le tte r __ODDO □□□□
5. Condition
□□□ □□□
25. Noah s boat
6. Seraglio
A u
a
7. Voided
26. T antalum
* E » f o l o B i □
l □□□□
ÖT t TÄ S
escutcheon
(sym .)
□□□□ □□□□
8. Nobleman
30. T elegraphed
11. Reaw aken
31. Rugged
13. Steam ship
m ountain
(abbr.)
spur
34. H url
15. Manacle
35. Monkey
32. P ungent
17. Cuckoo
vegetable
(So. Am.)
19. Public notice 33. P a r t of verb 36. G irl's nam e
20. Music note
’’to be”
38. A stern
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UPSIDE-DOWN
BRAN MUFFINS
‘ m
No c-renmtng. no egg-beating one
easy mixing Ihlx Kvlingg-qub k wuyl
1 cup Kellogg's
cup sugnr
All-Hrun
1 egg
% cup milk
2 tbH|M. soft
1 cup sifted
shortening
flour
1H ttui|M. melted
2 Mi tx|*a. baking
butter
ixiwder
3 tbsps. brown
sugar
9 cooked prunes or apricots, pilled
t. Hook All-Bran mid milk in mixing
b ra i
2. Hlft together flour, baking powder,
salt, add Io bran with sugar, egg,
shortening. Htlr only to combine.
In each greased muffin cup place
H tap melted butter, i lap bi oa n
sugar, I piece fruit, cut side down.
1.
4.
V E R S A T IL E P R O T E C T IO N
p o l l L IT T L E g irls w ho w e a r
siz e s 1, 2 a n d 3, th is d a rlin g
s e w -e a sy p in a fo re is n s v e r s a tile
a s c a n be. C o m fo rta b le in te m ­
p e r a tu re -s o a r in g w e a th e r , p r e tty
p ro te c tio n o v e r a d r e s s a n y tim e.
D uck e m b ro id e r y is sim p le .
• • •
A d d d o u g h to n it cups S fu ll, lin k s
l i n t m i l l , -too I-' I ub nU t
25 min. 9 m ed . nmir.il».
111 lo u d
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TREATS
IT S SURE-TO-POP/
P a t t e r n No. 5053 ro n alata o f tisane p a t­
te rn Bises 1. 3 an d 3 In c lu d e d ; m a te r ia l
re q u ire m e n ts , a e w ln « a nd fln la h tn n d i­
rec tio n s und h o t-iro n tr a n a fe r fo r up
p llq u e .
I E W I N Q C IK C L K N K E U L E W O H K
530 Meath W e lls Ml . C hlesgs 3. II I.
E n c lo se 30 cen ts for p a tte rn .
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A ddress
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F I R S T A ID
to the
A IL IN G H O U S E
R O G t l,C
W H IT M A N
Q U E S T IO N : How w ould you r e ­
m o v e a sp o t on an o ffice floor
a b o u t 2x4 fe e t, c a u s e d by d r a g ­
g in g fe e t w h en sp in n in g in c h a ir
fro m d e s k to ty p e w r ite r , w ith o u t
sa n d in g th e w hole flo o r?
The
floor h a s h a d a c o a t of s ta in an d
tw o c o a ts of sh e lla c .
4
Am«, i, . 1 ino.t f«m-
ou. n , tur at taaativa
C 4 ...I to* dials ul
Intuf ftcieet bulk —
try • bowlful lodavi
»’ Gwntantebd by •’
.Good Huu«oUoplnf
Beware Coughs
From Common Cold*
Thai HANG ON
Creomulsion relieve» promptly because
it goes right to the test of the trouble
to help l«Ht»en soil expel germ laden
phlegm «ml aid nature to soothe and
heal raw, tender, inllatncd bronchial
mucous membranes.Tell your druggist
to sell you a bottle of Creomulsion
with the understanding you must Ilka
the way it quickly allays the cough
or you are to have your montv hack.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs.ChcstColds.Bronchitii
Help relieve distress of MONTHLY
FEM A LE
COMPLAINTS
A N SW E R : T a k e off th e r e m a in s
of th e s h e lla c by q u ic k w ip in g i
w ith d e n a tu r e d alco h o l. T h e n ap- [
ply on e o r tw o c o a ts of fre s h s h e l­
A ro yo u tro u b le d by dlntrnsa of fe­
male fu n c tio n al periodic d istu rb
la c, th in n in g th e m dow n w ith d e ­
Doee th in Iiin k r you s u ffe r
n a tu r e d a lc o h o l, a b o u t o n e-h alf.
fro m p a in , fr c l bo n ervo us. tire d a t
such tlir.e s ? T h e n s ta r t ta kln ic L y d ia
F e a t h e r o u t th e s tro k e s . Do not
■ 1 1:... i.n in ’a V e g e ta b le C o m p o u n d
e x p e c t p e rfe c t re s u lts . If you in ­
a b o u t te n days h e f t . r e to relie v e
s u c h s ym p to m s . P ln k b a m ’s has a
te n d to do o v e r th e w hole floor at
g ra n d so o th in g e ffe c t o n one o /
so m e tim e , you m ig h t c o n s id e r a
w o m o n 'i m ost im p o r ta n t o rg a n s '
I i ¡ly th e w o m nn'a frt<-n«l '
p e n e tr a tin g flo o r w ax o r p e n e ­
tr a tin g floor s e a l. T h e se fin ish e s '•LYDIA I . PINKHAM'S '¿SlSSl,'
a r e n o t a p t to show s c r a tc h e s .
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In a survey, an overwhelming major­
ity of dentiats praised thin marvelous
new cleanser. No harmful brushing
that can ruin dentures. Just placa in
ORA solution for 16 minutes or over­
night. Removes tobacco stains. ORA
is guaranteed not to harm dentures.
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