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About Southern Oregon miner. (Ashland, Or.) 1935-1946 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 7, 1936)
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Friday, Au glut 7, 1930 W hite H ouse G rocery PHONE 156 — 372 EAST MAIN COfFee Del Monte 23c Flu brer’s Fluhrer’H Fluhrer’s Pecan Drops Doz. 23c Cinnam’n Donut D0z.l9c COCO BARS 2 for 25c ROYAL CLUB CRAB 29c SWEET POTATOES 4 lbs. 25c TOMATOES lb.5c WATERMELONS Pound 2e GRAPEFRUIT 3 for 10c Shortening Pearl No. 2^ tin 37c KRAFT ROYAL (LI B PEACHES le ORANGES Each ROYAL CLUB SHRIMP 14c 19C MIRACLE WHIP ROYAL CLUB STRING BEANS No. 2’ tin 13c 1 3C CHEESE 5 Oz. (¡lass Jar ROYAL CLUB PEAS No. 2* tin 16c PIMENTO — OLIVE PIM ENTO — LIMBI RGER — PINEAPPLE CREAM ROYAL CLUB 14c CATSUP 12 Oz PINEAPPLE No. 21 22c ROYAL CLUB PUMPKIN 2F0R 23c equipped for poultry This will go for (1,200. HO ACRES Fine improvements, 20 acres in crop, free water, balance in timber. A fine count ry home, (3,750. fine land, good five 2 ACRES rexnn house, well furnished, close to school, (2,500. 11 ACRES Good improvements, modern home, orchard for fam ily, on the highway, (2500. pt JR SALE — 109 acres, Fine five room house, 2 barns, other out buildings, 25 acres bottom land, free irrigation. Price (4,000 SEE NUTTER and MOORE 160 ACRES 12 room hotel, 2 other out building«, service sta tion, large barn, 6 cow«. On 2 highways, some very g'xxl Alder Umber. Many cara paaaing here daily, aplendid place for carnp ground. Creek and small river Boldly he came forward and the running through place, which firm touch of their tentacles was furnishes the beat of fishing, and proof that it was a case of love gixxl hunting, you will never ap at first sight for both. Inviting preciate thia place unUl you see ly she slid back into her boudoir, it. The Hotel la now rented for holding the passageway open for (50.00 per month. Priced at only (6,000. Might take small acreage FOR SALE 200 acres, 50 ready her visitor. Without hesitation in exchange. Nutter & Moore. to plow, good buildings, bargain he entered and possessing himself of a position by her side, began a (2,000. 560 ACRES good Umber in Dead furious courtship, to which she re 80 acres, 25 acres sponded with fervor and which at Indian country. Ideal logging FOR SALE plow land, all woven wire fen [ length terminated in a close em condiUona. ced. House, Bam and other outj brace of delirious ecstasy. Then WE HAVE SEVERAL good buildings. 1800. I _ arrived __ __________ | ______ having at a _______________ mutual under- dairy farms near Myrtle Point Seer Reed and Robison 49 N Main standing, in the manner of hour- for sale See ua about these. glass spiders the world over, they FOR SALE 40 acre wood lot, GOOD PEAK YEAR settled down contentedly to a sea with plenty of good timber, new William A. Schoenfeld, dean of drag saw, also buzz saw, good the school of agriculture, OSC, son of honeymooning. Lavishly team horses, harness and all and Mrs. Schoenfeld were visitors she bestowed caresses upon her fascinating'companion and divided wood CUtUng equipment. in this county Monday. Dean with him a sumptuous repast of FOR SALE Good five room Schoenfeld predicted that this will blue-bottle fly that she had been house with hardwood floors, nice be the best season for Jackson holding in reserve in her cup locaUon, large lot. (1500. Small county pear growers in ten years. board. --------- 1--------- down payment and easy terms. But alas! the honeymoon finally FOR SALE — 5 acres good land — YOU SAW IT IN THE MINER grew tiresome, as all honeymoons and with good improvements eventually do and one morning she awoke to the realization that she was completely fed up on love> making and wished to be left a- lone for the pressing business of producing and rearing a family. Also he. intuition assured her that the affecuon of her mate was rapidly cooling. So beckoning him to her side, she addresed him Fuller Bodied Flavor - Richer Color - Greater Value as follows, "Listen, you black, long-legged, no-good specimen of GOLDEN GUERNSEY MILK spiderland. You have served your purpose here and from long ex perience in watching the males of Phono 23F> all species, I know exactly what you have in mind. You would like to desert me for some other charmer, regardless of the heart break and jealousy I might suffer. REPUTATION And same as all other males you will in time become cranky and An honored reputation built ujKin «ucceanful past performance quarrelsome and will attempt to indulge your Inborn propensity for It's better to know us and not need uh , combat by joining in with fellow than to need um , ;uid not know us. partisans in some unnecessary and uncalled-for war, a calamity al ways looked upon with horror by CITY AMBULANCE SERVICE the female sex everywhere, So as a matter of self-protection and to do my part in keeping the world safe for democracy, I am (We Never Clone) about to perform a little trick which has been used to good ad vantage by my ancestors for countless generations”, and with one deft gesture she sliced off his head. This Milk Has SOMETHING EXTRA STOCK & LITWILLER 15c Flour "WriSr $1.49 ROYAL ( LI B FOR SALE - lUal Estate '"' COFFEE KAEGI S Special 23c 5c JELLO any flavor FLOUR White House $1.79 SUGAR C and H 25 lbs. $1.49 MILK Oregon 23c EAST SIDE MARKET PHONE 188 - FREE DELIVERY I THIS IS NOT A SATURDAY SPECIAL BUT OUR PRICE FOR ONE WEEK PI IB? IT LARD, 2 lbs. - - 25c 2 POUNDS HAMBURGER - 25c LEG OF PORK, Lb. - 221c LEAN CUBES, Lb. - 121c BEEF STEAK, lb. 12|cto20c Colored Hens and Fryers On One Hours Notice In a lonely frame of mind the beautiful Black Widow spider re posed in the depths of the web she had ingeniously stretched be neath a large sheltering slab of pine bark. It was a great relief then to her pensive mood to see approaching, a well set-up male of her species whose rollicking gait betokened a lovesick swain on the prowl for female society. Stretching herself luxuriously she arose from her recumbent position and favored him with a most se ductive smile. CLOVERLEAF DAIRY ROYAL CLUB CORN No. 2* tin KA I KN: 20e Per »ingle innertion of not more than five line». Ic. per line over five line*. No ads accepted Later than noon Thurs. V»E HAVE SEVERAL PARTIES ajoong for ov to 160 aerea, improved. Nutter and Moore. SATURDAY FOOD BARGAINS I Where Solomon Missed A Bet GAS AUTOMATIC WATER HEATING Begin at once to enjoy one of life’s greatest comforts: All the hot water you want—when you want it—at the turn of a faucet. ROASTS,- 9cto 15c STEW, - 6c to 10c LEG OF LAMB - - - 20c VEAL SHLDR. ROAST, - - 121c LUNCH LOAF - - - 30c DILL PICKLES, - 3 for 5c PORK SAUSAGE, pound 15c NEW LOW GAS RATES CUT COST Best of all, you can have this modern hot water service in your home at rock-bottom cost — mere pennies-per-day — with Gas, the modern fuel Evcr <ince introducing Petroleum Natural Gas, your Gas Company has worked towards the ideal ot conitantly better ifrvKt at tbe lowest possible colt to you. Rates have been slashed. This clean, hot, depend able fuel now costs leu and gives more in convenience and comfort than ever before. Gas automatic water heating is today's outstanding bar gain. New, extended budget-terms. Sil YOUR OAS ARRIIANCI DIAltR OR INOUIRI AT OUR OMICI SOUTHERN OREGON GAS CORPORATION a. Then almost before he had ceas ed to struggle, she began to de vour him, nor did she quit till the last juicy bite had been consumed. That finished, she started to put her house in order for the expect ed increase in her family, mean while conversing with herself as is the custom of all B. W. spiders, “If Solomon”, she reasoned, “had devoted more attention to the B. W. spider and less to the ant, he could have easily originated a sure receipt for lasting world peace that would work where all others have failed, by simply removing the source of all the trouble. If i the female sex everywhere would promptly exterminate their mates as soon as their mission in life had been fulfilled and the honey moon had begun to pall, the sole originators of armed conflict would be eliminated and they would be forever freed from the pangs of grief and jealousy caused I by philandering males. To de vour them, or not, should be a matter for each female to decide for herself, though this method has it's advantages, as it saves funeral expenses and a certain amount of butcher bills. At any rate unless the real sources of hope of future peace will be in world discord are removed, all vain and I have done what I could she ceased soliloquizing and began to point the way”. After which comforting thought to lay her eggs ------------- ¡1------------- Rev. and Mrs. C. E. Dunham and Anss Ruth Dunham are at tending a two weeks’ session of the Baptist assembly at Cacadia. Rev. Dunham has charge of the history classes at the assembly. I--------- Mr. and Mrs. Edward Anderson of Talent have on display at the Jackson county chamber of com- merce a lemon measuring 15 in ches. It was grown on their premises from a seed planted ten years ago. Last year it yielded four lemons, this year eight Each winter it Is removed to a hot house.
