SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Friday, Au glut 7, 1930
W hite H ouse G rocery
PHONE 156 — 372 EAST MAIN
COfFee Del Monte 23c
Flu brer’s
Fluhrer’H
Fluhrer’s
Pecan Drops
Doz. 23c
Cinnam’n Donut
D0z.l9c
COCO BARS
2 for 25c
ROYAL CLUB
CRAB
29c
SWEET POTATOES 4 lbs. 25c
TOMATOES
lb.5c
WATERMELONS Pound
2e
GRAPEFRUIT 3 for
10c
Shortening
Pearl
No. 2^ tin
37c
KRAFT
ROYAL (LI B
PEACHES
le
ORANGES Each
ROYAL CLUB
SHRIMP
14c
19C
MIRACLE WHIP
ROYAL CLUB
STRING BEANS No. 2’ tin 13c
1 3C
CHEESE
5 Oz. (¡lass Jar
ROYAL CLUB
PEAS No. 2* tin
16c
PIMENTO — OLIVE PIM
ENTO — LIMBI RGER —
PINEAPPLE CREAM
ROYAL CLUB
14c
CATSUP 12 Oz
PINEAPPLE
No. 21 22c
ROYAL CLUB
PUMPKIN
2F0R 23c
equipped for poultry This will
go for (1,200.
HO ACRES
Fine improvements,
20 acres in crop, free water,
balance in timber. A fine count
ry home, (3,750.
fine land, good five
2 ACRES
rexnn
house,
well furnished,
close to school, (2,500.
11 ACRES
Good improvements,
modern home, orchard for fam
ily, on the highway, (2500.
pt JR SALE —
109 acres, Fine
five room house, 2 barns, other
out buildings, 25 acres bottom
land, free irrigation. Price (4,000
SEE NUTTER and MOORE
160 ACRES
12 room hotel, 2
other out building«, service sta
tion, large barn, 6 cow«. On 2
highways, some very g'xxl Alder
Umber. Many cara paaaing here
daily, aplendid place for carnp
ground. Creek and small river
Boldly he came forward and the
running through place,
which
firm touch of their tentacles was
furnishes the beat of fishing, and
proof that it was a case of love
gixxl hunting, you will never ap
at first sight for both. Inviting
preciate thia place unUl you see
ly she slid back into her boudoir,
it. The Hotel la now rented for
holding the passageway open for
(50.00 per month. Priced at only
(6,000. Might take small acreage FOR SALE
200 acres, 50 ready her visitor. Without hesitation
in exchange. Nutter & Moore.
to plow, good buildings, bargain he entered and possessing himself
of a position by her side, began a
(2,000.
560 ACRES
good Umber in Dead
furious courtship, to which she re
80 acres, 25 acres sponded with fervor and which at
Indian country.
Ideal logging FOR SALE
plow land, all woven wire fen [ length terminated in a close em
condiUona.
ced. House, Bam and other outj brace of delirious ecstasy. Then
WE HAVE SEVERAL
good
buildings. 1800.
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having
at a _______________
mutual under-
dairy farms near Myrtle Point
Seer
Reed
and
Robison
49
N
Main
standing,
in
the
manner
of hour-
for sale See ua about these.
glass
spiders
the
world
over,
they
FOR SALE
40 acre wood lot,
GOOD PEAK YEAR
settled down contentedly to a sea
with plenty of good timber, new
William A. Schoenfeld, dean of
drag saw, also buzz saw, good the school of agriculture, OSC, son of honeymooning. Lavishly
team horses, harness and all and Mrs. Schoenfeld were visitors she bestowed caresses upon her
fascinating'companion and divided
wood CUtUng equipment.
in this county Monday. Dean with him a sumptuous repast of
FOR SALE
Good five room Schoenfeld predicted that this will blue-bottle fly that she had been
house with hardwood floors, nice be the best season for Jackson holding in reserve in her cup
locaUon, large lot. (1500. Small county pear growers in ten years. board.
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down payment and easy terms.
But alas! the honeymoon finally
FOR SALE — 5 acres good land
— YOU SAW IT IN THE MINER grew tiresome, as all honeymoons
and with good improvements
eventually do and one morning she
awoke to the realization that she
was completely fed up on love>
making and wished to be left a-
lone for the pressing business of
producing and rearing a family.
Also he. intuition assured her
that the affecuon of her mate was
rapidly cooling. So
beckoning
him to her side, she addresed him
Fuller Bodied Flavor - Richer Color - Greater Value
as follows,
"Listen, you black,
long-legged, no-good specimen of
GOLDEN GUERNSEY MILK
spiderland. You have served your
purpose here and from long ex
perience in watching the males of
Phono 23F>
all species, I know exactly what
you have in mind. You would like
to desert me for some other
charmer, regardless of the heart
break and jealousy I might suffer.
REPUTATION
And same as all other males you
will in time become cranky and
An honored reputation built ujKin «ucceanful past performance
quarrelsome and will attempt to
indulge your Inborn propensity for
It's better to know us and not need uh ,
combat by joining in with fellow
than to need um , ;uid not know us.
partisans in some unnecessary and
uncalled-for war, a calamity al
ways looked upon with horror by
CITY AMBULANCE SERVICE
the female sex everywhere, So
as a matter of self-protection and
to do my part in keeping the
world safe for democracy, I am
(We Never Clone)
about to perform a little trick
which has been used to good ad
vantage by my ancestors for
countless generations”, and with
one deft gesture she sliced off
his head.
This Milk Has
SOMETHING EXTRA
STOCK & LITWILLER
15c
Flour "WriSr $1.49
ROYAL ( LI B
FOR SALE - lUal Estate
'"'
COFFEE KAEGI S Special 23c
5c
JELLO any flavor
FLOUR White House
$1.79
SUGAR C and H 25 lbs. $1.49
MILK Oregon
23c
EAST SIDE MARKET
PHONE 188 - FREE DELIVERY
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THIS IS NOT A SATURDAY SPECIAL
BUT OUR PRICE FOR ONE WEEK
PI IB? IT
LARD, 2 lbs. - - 25c
2 POUNDS
HAMBURGER - 25c
LEG OF
PORK, Lb. -
221c
LEAN
CUBES, Lb. - 121c
BEEF
STEAK, lb. 12|cto20c
Colored Hens and Fryers
On One Hours Notice
In a lonely frame of mind the
beautiful Black Widow spider re
posed in the depths of the web she
had
ingeniously
stretched
be
neath a large sheltering slab of
pine bark. It was a great relief
then to her pensive mood to see
approaching, a well set-up male
of her species whose rollicking
gait betokened a lovesick swain
on the prowl for female society.
Stretching herself luxuriously she
arose from her recumbent position
and favored him with a most se
ductive smile.
CLOVERLEAF DAIRY
ROYAL CLUB
CORN No. 2* tin
KA I KN: 20e Per »ingle innertion of not more than five line».
Ic. per line over five line*. No ads accepted Later than noon Thurs.
V»E HAVE SEVERAL PARTIES
ajoong for ov to 160 aerea,
improved. Nutter and Moore.
SATURDAY FOOD BARGAINS
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Where Solomon
Missed A Bet
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ROASTS,- 9cto 15c
STEW, - 6c to 10c
LEG OF
LAMB - - - 20c
VEAL SHLDR.
ROAST, - -
121c
LUNCH
LOAF -
-
-
30c
DILL
PICKLES, - 3 for 5c
PORK
SAUSAGE, pound 15c
NEW LOW
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CUT COST
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Then almost before he had ceas
ed to struggle, she began to de
vour him, nor did she quit till the
last juicy bite had been consumed.
That finished, she started to put
her house in order for the expect
ed increase in her family, mean
while conversing with herself as is
the custom of all B. W. spiders,
“If Solomon”, she reasoned, “had
devoted more attention to the B.
W. spider and less to the ant, he
could have easily originated a sure
receipt for lasting world peace
that would work where all others
have failed, by simply removing
the source of all the trouble. If
i the female sex everywhere would
promptly exterminate their mates
as soon as their mission in life
had been fulfilled and the honey
moon had begun to pall, the sole
originators
of armed
conflict
would be eliminated and they
would be forever freed from the
pangs of grief and jealousy caused
I by philandering males. To de
vour them, or not, should be a
matter for each female to decide
for herself, though this method
has it's advantages, as it saves
funeral expenses and a certain
amount of butcher bills. At any
rate unless the real sources of
hope of future peace will be in
world discord are
removed, all
vain and I have done what I could
she ceased soliloquizing and began
to point the way”.
After which comforting thought
to lay her eggs
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Rev. and Mrs. C. E. Dunham
and Anss Ruth Dunham are at
tending a two weeks’ session of
the Baptist assembly at Cacadia.
Rev. Dunham has charge of the
history classes at the assembly.
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Mr. and Mrs. Edward Anderson
of Talent have on display at the
Jackson county chamber of com-
merce a lemon measuring 15 in
ches. It was grown on their
premises from a seed planted ten
years ago. Last year it yielded
four lemons, this year eight Each
winter it Is removed to a hot
house.