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THE JACKSONVILLE MINER Pa*« 2 The Jacksonville Miner FvkIHhU Wnil> •« JACKSONVILLE, OREGON OFFICIAI LEONARD «AUDE SIWSSAM« OF JACKSONVILLE NALL POOL.. Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-Four HYAR.H-IE METWOPIS CHUßcM PELLS - TRECE 60ES 1HE ^HlTlE OM THE SHOE. FACTORY By OUR KEYHOLE EXPERT ____________________ -J PHONE JACKSONVILLE 14X Two solitary. very busy Individ- nais Monday morning not piping up, with duwn's first gray mist«, "This certainly doesn't seem llkii Christ nuis to mo." Th«» two were Postmaster Alic,' Hoofs and Assist ant Virginia Fick. A,Mrrw All CoaanmiMllM» U Sol 1SI Buburlpiloo «atm. le Advanr* ail Monti»............. 60« %» Y mt ........... »I D0 Headquarter* : TH« NVOCrr CONTECTIONKIT TtltahoM l«t Dick Hartman coming down from 'ortlund In one aud one-half hours. • Frank Zell sort of peering over S. Wilson’s shoulder us he carried areal stacks of packages to his mail truck, very evidently suspect ing Simla Claus had mislaid his package. The Editor Speaking (Continued from page one) of being nothing more nor less than a cluster of light globes sus pended by a baloon. -axe Maybe the reason Clark Wood's Weston Leader is quoted so much over the country is because of the personal touch he gives each para graph—his editorial column hand-set. J im 4 IrtF jX • "'A i IM' Johnny Renault out. up and think ing of getting at 'em. Judge Frank TouVelle’s house lit up like a Christmas tree. There’s one thing certain, any way. The liquor situation in Oregon Is no more muddled than the liquor now flowing. Maude Pool looking surprised at the sudden arrival of a small gift. Everyone admitting this was the best holiday season in four years. Business wasn't so bad till the holding companies moved from a dimly-lighted parlor to Wall Street. J. C. Reynolds displaying a bot tle of gold. Some people are driven to drink, but the real harm comes when they’re driving back afterward. We hope the bootleggers will wash their hands of contraband liquor now that prohibition is re pealed. The stuff tastes like they had been washing their feet in h (so we are told). Fanning must be a paradox, if nothing else worth mentioning, In the good years there is a migration from the farm to the city. In lean years the movement is in the other direction. In good times rural folk discuss living in town, while in hard times they merely cuss those living in the metropolL •o? But. to be fair, we must add it isn’t the dirt farmers who throw the most mud. Seen in a Daze Promoter Mack Lillard in Med ford making arrangements to In augurate th«» 1934 grunt and grim- urt at th«» Armory January 10. ----------- •------------ Sarcasm from the South Concerning Northern Lynchin’ Advertising for Wife Draws Out Humor of Old ’Gate Prospector Outside of This The County Judge Has Nothing to Do NEW YEAR’S (By TENNYSON) "1 stood on a tower In the wet, When Old Year and N«>w Year met And the wind was whistling and blowing. And I said. “Oh Y«*ar«! that meet In tear«— Have ye aught thut Is worth the knowing? Science enough and exploring— Wanderers coming and going— Matter enough for deploring. But aught that I b worth the know ing? Seas at my feet were flowing. Waves on the shingle pouring. Old Year roaring and blowing. And New Year blowing and roar ing.” We ail have our trials and trib Now that the civilized north ulations, and when each fellow’s ern states have taken up the old job Is considered individually, it southern custom of lynching, it has a lot of kinks and curves we has gotten to where a dangerous ordinarily overlook. The follow criminal isn't safe anywhere . . . ing was written by Judge Clark Instead of a criminal's life hang , M. Mulllcan. Judge of the 99th ing by a thread, it now often Judicial District of Texas, at Lub- hangs by a rope and a rope is ! bock recently, for the County Pro much more irritating than a gress. official organ of the coun- mere thread . . . The hands ’ ty Judges of West Texas. When it comes to recovery, four which so eagerly pull on the rope The County Judge— million former unemployed can’t be that will end a life, are they + ♦ ♦ These remarks are dedicated to CLEAN hands? . . . “Ah. I see wrong. where the> are going to hang the wife of the county judge who Mack’s Matrimonial something on me again,” said ! often wonders why he spends so Henry Ford, after ruffling his Market hair over early movements of the the old oak tree as it saw the much time at his office since tho NEW YEAR’S i 'lection. Voters are also respect- mob approaching. NRA, has become one of the Blue Eagle’s strongest boosters, judging AN EXPERIENCED, middle-aged The cause for this lynching ' fully invited to pursue these state- (By REYNOLDS) lady, widowed seven times by epidemic is said to lie in the I ments before going elsewhere to from his Dearborn Independent, death, five feet one inch, weight slowness and general ineptness do their voting. which says the NRA is here to I stood on a mountain of debt. 215; dark hair and eyes, consid of legal justice ... By the time The County Judge is— stay. Henry has been “given the Judge of the criminal court. When Old Year and New Year met. ered good looking; good pastry a prisoner has lived through a bird” and is liking it—now. Judge of the civil court. And thought of my money owing cook; would meet gentleman be half dozen appeals from his orig Judge of the probate court. And I said. "Oh Fate! Ho obstinate. tween 30 and 40, with means. Ob inal sentence, he is about to die Still, there's nothing so slick Chairman of the commissioners’ Is there any relief foreshowing? ject matrimony. Mrs. I. Killem- of old age, or the generation about getting oiled habitually. Prices are rising and soaring— which has grown up in the mean court. quick. Battle Buttes, Mont. Superintendent of schools in Uvlng costs steadily growing— time has forgotten that he ever About the only .thing we have counties. Plenty of cause for deploring, left of 1933 is a darned good lesson GENT 35, six feet six, dark; wants committed a crime ... A mob some Road and bridge overseer. But aught of relief worth knowing? to correspond with attractive, is totally devoid of reason, but that probably will be squandered Highway engineer. Creditors madly were roaring. unincumbered widow with $5000 some juries turn in verdicts for as soqq as.lfajngB are back to nor And at odd ttme«/ works at be- Money most rapidly going, to invest. Object matrimony. I reasons that wouldn't look right mal. ing auditor, bookkeeper and ac- Hard times prodding and goring Would buy small home and raise outside of a comic strip ... A But little relief foreshowing. cucumbers. Inclose photo with mob has no conscience, but for eountant. The back-to-the-land movement will have been accomplished when i first letter. Guy Fuller Hotair, tunately, each individual in it The County Judge has to— Head all drives. Whoop, La. has this impediment to utter everyone has their feet on the “Husband, why doesn't he work Mow the lawn. lawlessness.—The Toreador in ground. like you. Feed the poor. Brady (Texas) Standard. MAIDEN, blond, 29, five feet 10.1 Has he nothing at all to do?” Entertain the idle. New Years, sadly enough, is the weight 90 pounds; invites cor Be husband to all widows of the But to me, the poor old county occasion when celebrants drink respondence from neat gentle Am looking for a soul-mate and Judge is— and daddy to all the orphan enough liquor to float a kidney in man not over 35. Must not drink, feel sure this poem ought to bring county, "A fit example of human woe« kids. smoke, chew, gamble, swear or home the bacon. an effort to drown their sorrows. These last two items are inside A« early he comes and late he snore. Object friendship, perhaps goes.” Yours truly, secrets of the profession and are Olin Miller, of Thomaston, Geor mat. Miss Angula Fraim, How- IVER LOVINHEART My sympathy goe« out to him in not to be publicly divulged, about. Me. gia, and Clark Wood of Oregon’s Pleasant Valley, Paradise Co., Ark. The County Judge has also to be— the multitude of hi« care« and Weston, seem to be developing sorrows. He is the most cussed, A diplomat. IS THERE a lonesome widow who When some girlie I find their own brain distrust. discussed, abused, overworked, An ambassador of good will at owns her own home or business ! Of a sociable kind talked about, run down, walked and abroad. And about every other scene in who would marry a gent 32 years Who would like to be chummy with home on, tramped on, spit on individual Guardian of the insane. the movies nowadays la obscene. old, who will be a real pal. Said I me, Guardian of the public and pri- I know of. to be a good mixer. Not broke, You can bet your last dime If ever a man stood In the need vate morals. Ham Hamilton of the Medford but slightly bent. Owen Ix>tz, We will have a good time of prayer, It is he. He needs pray Boss of the poor farm. Wopville, Ark. News asked S. Claus to send us a When there’s nobody looking to see. Trained nurse to all poverty er to strengthen him, sustain him, newspaper for Christmas. As a New Oh! I’ll love her so truly. stricken sick, and wet nurse to all guide him, guard him and finally Year’s comeback, we ask Father WIDOW with 11 children would So dearly and duly, nave him. for hel Is too dam busy foundling babies. Time to keep Ex-Senator Ham’s meet kind-hearted elderly man 'She won’t be unruly, with me; Undertaker for the pauper dead attending to everybody else'« busi with home and means. Mat. All She can sit on my knees organ from talking about its oper ness to save himself. and sexton of Potter's field. ation. letters answered. Mrs. Lotta i And I’ll tickle and tease The county judge is not required Nurve, Hardpan, Neb. Just as much as I please—THAT'S I io be a lawyer, yet he must be WAR SPY PICTURE COMING More holidays and fewer hollow ME. TO RIALTO THEATER SUN. what most lawyers are not, "learned days is what America has just now. WIDOWER, 92 years old, hale and I in the law.” hearty, desires acquaintance with I will say, “Little Dear, A beautiful spy in whose charms He must— An optimist is a person who be widow of suitable age with view Let me nibble your ear, and Intelligence are vested the Read law. lieves we’ll have better radio pro to early matrimony. No invalids For you’re sweeter than sugar to newer of an army corps Is the role Interpret law. grams crooner or later. need apply. Fuller Pepp, Youngs me; enacted by Constance Bennett in Make law. town, Utah. “After Tonight,” 'coming to the You can put all your junk Practice law. The fault hasn’t been so much In my little old trunk Rialto theater Sunday. To the general public he is — with what we have been doing with SEND for our free hand book on And forever sit here on my knee. Miss Bennett is said to win hew A father-in-law and mother-in- “How to Flirt.” "How to Make Don’t start actin' chilly, democracy as it has been with what honors in one of the most difficult law combined. we've beeing doing to it. Love,” “How to Write Love Let I Be nice to your Willie— roles of her career. Wringing se Frequently a by-law. ters,” “The Secret of a Soul- ' And play you are silly—like me; crets from the enemy, she must ap Sometimes an out-law. And, we might add, people seem Kiss.” Mack’s Matrimonial Mar ! You can be the whole cheese pear in various kinds of raiment And always a hee-haw. pretty hard to sell on the sales tax. ket, Bullville, Conn. While I cuddle and squeeze In the afternoon he has to undo and in various occupations, ranging 'Just as much as I please,” THAT’S what he had done in the forenoon. from that of a seamstress to a cafe There’s one thing we can say in REFINED lumberjack, with job in ME. This is because he was waited on singer and then a nurse at an Aus favor of the New Deal, however. planing mill, would meet lady by a delegation at the lunch hour trian base hospital. There isn’t nearly so much risk in with same qualifications; object, And if this little dame Forever in the shadows of a firing who overruled his decision. He running business according to sup- good time. Matrimony if stuck. Wants to alter her name, squad, Miss Bennett must retain her reminds me of a Mother Goose ply and command. Woody Woodinhed, Lumberton, If she’d like to get married to me— rhyme: noise as bombs are dropped behind Mich. We will go to the preacher "There was a man in our town and the lines from planes and, finally But it’s not those who travel And after. I’ll teach her captured, look into the eyes of the he was wondrous wise, fastest who get along In this world. WOULD MEET generous young A pastime the fairies showed mo. He Jumped into a bramble bush enemy captain she loves and await With all our speed and mechanical man with motorcycle. Possibly We’ll play that we’re lazy and scratched out both his eyes, the sentence that all spies fear. perfection, we’ve been unable to matrimony. Miss Dee Sirous, Nut- And cozy and hazy The famous Will James' story, And when he saw what he had ville, Kans. keep up with the times. It seems And sorter half crazy, you see; done, he then with might and “Smoky," is being shown at the that the more power the dollar had, And we’ll sit at our ease Rialto Friday and Saturday with main, the less good it did those who MAID OF 18, handsome, blond, While I tickle and tease Jumped into another bush and Tim McCoy in “Police Car 17” also would marry rich gentleman of Just as much as I please—THAT’S needed its influence most. on the same program. scratched them in again.” 90 or over. Miss Luna Tikke, Bat- ------- ------ -•------------- ME. Life with him is Just one bram tyburg, Wls. Uncle Shylock may as well quit •INTERNATIOAL HOUSE’ AT ble bush after another. trying to collect his pound of flesh Oh! I’ll stick to my Dearie ROXY THEATER 8UNDAY The county Judge is u succes —war debts—from foreign nations ATTRACTIVE, honest little widow And never get weary sion of contradictions. would meet A No. 1 man cook Of holding her tight on my knee; He must be— It is quite clear they have no hearts One of the largest and most not with home, auto and means. No And if she likes petting of gold. The embodiment of patience, yet able casts ever to appear in a single bull-cooks need apply. Miss Lotta She’ll always be getting as full of snap and ginger as a rat film will be seen in Paramount’s Centz, Last Chance, Mont. It would be an uphill grind for Just al) she can handle, from me. trap. "International House,” lavish musi some of us to go to the dogs. And I’ll say to my honey, cal comedy, which makes Its local He must be— WEALTHY MAIDEN, tall, slim, "I am feeling so funny Kind, oh, so kind, (especially to debut next Sunday at the Roxy brunet, well under 40; would mar You can have all my money, by gee! those widow women and all the theater. Peggy Hopkins Joyce, Famous Last Words: No, Madam, ry handsome gentleman who has All I want is to squeeze the person who wrote that story little orphans), yet hard-boiled and famed international beauty, heads never been in love. Must devote And tickle and tease isn’t in just now. mean. the imposing cast. W. C. Fields has his time exclusively to home at Just as much as I please,” THAT’S He must be— the comedy lead. Stuart Erwin and tractions. Widowers, save your "An Oregon psychiatrist says ME. Generous and stingy. Generous Sari Maritza supply the humorous stamps. Amanda Gotrox, Rich there's no such thing as insanity. ----------- •------------ In seeing that everything is well romance. Seven radio stars—Rudy ville. Miss. If he can’t find any in Oregon, there paid, comfortable and convenient, Vallee, George Burns and Grade We ’ d be willing that Greece must not be."—Olin Miller. He ad yet exceedingly careful that he Allen, Col. Stoopnagle and Budd, should keep Insull long enough for mitted his error upon reading Olin’s AY TANK et bane gute time fa get him to put over a few holding com does not exceed any previous tax Cab Calloway and his orchestra, mary. Ay bane gute farma. Ay “Nonsense Notions," saying that money. and Baby Rose Marie—are promi rant nlse Svede gul boot 20; gute panies.—Weston Leader. there's at least one case In Georgia. He must be— nently cast. coke en vorka, vit money en A majority isn ’ t always right. A ----------- •------------ —Weston Leader. In disposition, both sweet and bank. Mutt Muttson, Mutt Center, nudist colony is practically unani sour. "J. P. Morgan always keeps his It is comforting to note that Minn. mous for nudism, and a cannibal He must be— name off steamer passenger lists.” statesmen now outnumber republi tribe for cannibalism. — Weston Filled to overflowing with the For that matter, so do we.—Weston cans In the U. S. senate by nearly Mack’s Matrimonial Market: Leader. milk of human kindness, yet __ Leader. two to one.—Weston Leader. The Lindberghs did pretty well charged to the point of explosion Dear Mack—Please find inclosed The man who spends too much Seven prominent Americans have $3 and insert this “ad” in your val in the matrimonial game when each with hell-fire and brimstone. time in waiting for his ship to been made honorary members of uable monthly. I am a young man took a flier.—Weston Leader. To the public he is— come in, usually finds that it’s a the Bartenders’ union. Old-timers 24; six feet, one inch; jolly, com The city health commission of “Too stupid to preach, receivership.—Weston Leader. will be reminded of the "ornery” panionable and fairly good looking; New York is making an effort to And too proud to beg. It’s the plight of the utilities that members who refused to set out the am a coon hunter by profession and secure honest labels for whisky Too timid to rob, they are taxed to capacity in order customary "morning's morning.”— write rhymes on the side. Around bottles. Still, nobody drinks the And too lazy to dig. to produce, not public service, but Weston Leader. here I am called the "Candy Kid.” label.—Weston Leader. Often women ask public revenue.—Weston Leader. (Editor's Note—Advertising for a wife in Portland news papers may not be as far re moved from little old Jackson ville as some may think. In fact, answers to just such a plea for a mate pouring into this remote village have indi- rectly brought out another ver sion of the Applegate prospec tor-poet's versatile humor.) I LEGAL NOTICES In th« County Court of tho County of Jackson In and for the Stat« of Oregon In the Matter of the Estate of Gua Nichol«, Deceased. NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE MENT siiant to the term* of th» said exe cution, I will on tho 27th day of January, 1934, at 10:00 o'clock a. tn. at the front door of the Court house in the City of Medford, in Jackson County, Oregon, offwr for aalo and will anil nt public auction for cash to th«» highest bidder, to satisfy said Judgment, together with the costs of thia sale, subject to redemption as provided by law. all of the right, title and Interuat thut the said defendants, <1 L. Britt und Lucile llrltl hud on the Nth day of December, 1927. or now have In and to the following described property, situated In the County of Juckaon, State of Oregon, to-wit: NOTJCK la hereby given that Alice O. Nichols, exneutris of th«- will and estate of the above natued decedent, has filed in the above eti titled court mid oatute her filial account und report of her ndniiiiis trillion of suld estate mid suld court Ix>t five (5). block twenty-five by mi order duly given mid entered therein has fixed tho 20th <luy of, (25» of the original town (now city) of Medford. Oregon, accord January, i 03 I, al t ha hour of 10 00 o'clock a in., ut tho court room of, Illg to the official plat thereof. the above entitled court In the Dntnd this l ltli day of December, Juckson County court house ut Medford. Oregon, as the time anil 1933. WALTER J. OLMSCHEID place for the hearing of uny mid J all objections to suld account and Sheriff <>f Jnc’.iHon County, Oregon report anil for the settlement By OLGA E. ANDERSON thereof. Deputy ALICE O. NICHOLS Executrix. (D m 32-29 Jan 5-13) ——---- •——— NOTICE OF SHERIFF’S SALE By virtue of in execution in Fore i closure duly issued out of and un I der th«» seal of th«» Circuit Court of! tho State of Oregon, in and for the County of Jackson, to nu» directed and dated on th« 14th day of De- : comber, 103$, In a certain action i therein, wherein Jackson County Building und Loan Association, an I Oregon building und loan corpora tion us Plaintiff, recovered judg inent against G. L. Britt and Lu WHAT A WHALE OF A cile Britt the defendants, for th«' sum of two thousand and no/100 DIFFERENCE A LITTLE ($3.000.00) dollars, less the sum of SHRINKAGE CAN MAKE! $635.00 paid on stock, less the sum’ of $106.47 accrued earnings on said! —That’« Why th« Pantorlum stock, being the sum of $1358.53.' Take« Pride In It« Workl plus Interest on 13000.00 from the • 32nd day of January, 1933, to the Cleaning and Preeelng Price« 18th day of October, 1933, at 10% $1.00 per annum, being the sum of MEN’S SUITS $147.77, plus interest on $1258.53 DRESSES, up from .... 80c from October 18th, 1933, to dute • hereof at 10% per annum, being tho sum of $13.61. plus $17.60 for insurance premium paid by Plaint iff. plus $5.00 for continuation of DYE WORKS abstract of title, plus Interest on Phons 244 Judgment at 10% per annum with 6th and Holly co«ls und disbursement« taxed at tw«»nty-four and 80 /100 ($24.80) dol lars. and the further sum of one hundred twenty-five and no/100 ($125.00) dollar«, as attorney'« fees, which judgment was onroll«<l and docketed In th«' Clerk'« office FUNERAL PARLORS of said Court in said County on the Medford. Oregon 14th day of December, 1933. Notice is hereby given that, pur- PANTORIUM CONGER ----- •----- Sjr THE CALIFORNIA OREGON power company Here’« One Expression That’» Not in a Capsule: Greetings, Neighbor! MAY WE CONTINUE TO SERVE YOU TO A HEALTHIER, HAPPIER NEW YEAR? Store WEST SIDE PHARMACY Main and Grape Phone 874
