THE JACKSONVILLE MINER
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The Jacksonville Miner
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JACKSONVILLE, OREGON
OFFICIAI
LEONARD
«AUDE
SIWSSAM«
OF JACKSONVILLE
NALL
POOL..
Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-Four
HYAR.H-IE METWOPIS
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THE SHOE. FACTORY
By OUR KEYHOLE EXPERT
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PHONE JACKSONVILLE 14X
Two solitary. very busy Individ-
nais Monday morning not piping
up, with duwn's first gray mist«,
"This certainly doesn't seem llkii
Christ nuis to mo." Th«» two were
Postmaster Alic,' Hoofs and Assist
ant Virginia Fick.
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Headquarter* :
TH« NVOCrr CONTECTIONKIT
TtltahoM l«t
Dick Hartman coming down from
'ortlund In one aud one-half hours.
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Frank Zell sort of peering over
S. Wilson’s shoulder us he carried
areal stacks of packages to his
mail truck, very evidently suspect
ing Simla Claus had mislaid his
package.
The Editor Speaking
(Continued from page one)
of being nothing more nor less
than a cluster of light globes sus
pended by a baloon.
-axe
Maybe the reason Clark Wood's
Weston Leader is quoted so much
over the country is because of the
personal touch he gives each para
graph—his editorial column
hand-set.
J im
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Johnny Renault out. up and think
ing of getting at 'em.
Judge Frank TouVelle’s house lit
up like a Christmas tree.
There’s one thing certain, any
way. The liquor situation in Oregon
Is no more muddled than the liquor
now flowing.
Maude Pool looking surprised at
the sudden arrival of a small gift.
Everyone admitting this was the
best holiday season in four years.
Business wasn't so bad till the
holding companies moved from a
dimly-lighted parlor to Wall Street.
J. C. Reynolds displaying a bot
tle of gold.
Some people are driven to drink,
but the real harm comes when
they’re driving back afterward.
We hope the bootleggers will
wash their hands of contraband
liquor now that prohibition is re
pealed. The stuff tastes like they
had been washing their feet in h
(so we are told).
Fanning must be a paradox, if
nothing else worth mentioning, In
the good years there is a migration
from the farm to the city. In lean
years the movement is in the other
direction. In good times rural folk
discuss living in town, while in
hard times they merely cuss those
living in the metropolL
•o?
But. to be fair, we must add it
isn’t the dirt farmers who throw
the most mud.
Seen
in a
Daze
Promoter Mack Lillard in Med
ford making arrangements to In
augurate th«» 1934 grunt and grim-
urt at th«» Armory January 10.
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Sarcasm from the
South Concerning
Northern Lynchin’
Advertising for Wife
Draws Out Humor of
Old ’Gate Prospector
Outside of This
The County Judge
Has Nothing to Do
NEW YEAR’S
(By TENNYSON)
"1 stood on a tower In the wet,
When Old Year and N«>w Year met
And the wind was whistling and
blowing.
And I said. “Oh Y«*ar«! that meet
In tear«—
Have ye aught thut Is worth the
knowing?
Science enough and exploring—
Wanderers coming and going—
Matter enough for deploring.
But aught that I b worth the know
ing?
Seas at my feet were flowing.
Waves on the shingle pouring.
Old Year roaring and blowing.
And New Year blowing and roar
ing.”
We ail have our trials and trib
Now that the civilized north ulations, and when each fellow’s
ern states have taken up the old
job Is considered individually, it
southern custom of lynching, it has a lot of kinks and curves we
has gotten to where a dangerous ordinarily overlook. The follow
criminal isn't safe anywhere . . . ing was written by Judge Clark
Instead of a criminal's life hang , M. Mulllcan. Judge of the 99th
ing by a thread, it now often
Judicial District of Texas, at Lub-
hangs by a rope and a rope is ! bock recently, for the County Pro
much more irritating than a gress. official organ of the coun-
mere thread . . . The hands ’ ty Judges of West Texas.
When it comes to recovery, four
which so eagerly pull on the rope The County Judge—
million former unemployed can’t be
that will end a life, are they
+ ♦ ♦
These remarks are dedicated to
CLEAN hands? . . . “Ah. I see
wrong.
where the> are going to hang the wife of the county judge who
Mack’s Matrimonial
something on me again,” said ! often wonders why he spends so
Henry Ford, after ruffling his
Market
hair over early movements of the
the old oak tree as it saw the much time at his office since tho
NEW YEAR’S
i 'lection. Voters are also respect-
mob approaching.
NRA, has become one of the Blue
Eagle’s strongest boosters, judging AN EXPERIENCED, middle-aged
The cause for this lynching ' fully invited to pursue these state-
(By REYNOLDS)
lady, widowed seven times by
epidemic is said to lie in the I ments before going elsewhere to
from his Dearborn Independent,
death, five feet one inch, weight slowness and general ineptness do their voting.
which says the NRA is here to
I stood on a mountain of debt.
215; dark hair and eyes, consid of legal justice ... By the time The County Judge is—
stay. Henry has been “given the
Judge
of
the
criminal
court.
When Old Year and New Year met.
ered good looking; good pastry a prisoner has lived through a
bird” and is liking it—now.
Judge of the civil court.
And thought of my money owing
cook; would meet gentleman be half dozen appeals from his orig
Judge of the probate court.
And I said. "Oh Fate! Ho obstinate.
tween 30 and 40, with means. Ob inal sentence, he is about to die
Still, there's nothing so slick
Chairman of the commissioners’ Is there any relief foreshowing?
ject matrimony. Mrs. I. Killem- of old age, or the generation
about getting oiled habitually.
Prices are rising and soaring—
which has grown up in the mean court.
quick. Battle Buttes, Mont.
Superintendent of schools in Uvlng costs steadily growing—
time has forgotten that he ever
About the only .thing we have
counties.
Plenty of cause for deploring,
left of 1933 is a darned good lesson GENT 35, six feet six, dark; wants committed a crime ... A mob some
Road and bridge overseer.
But aught of relief worth knowing?
to correspond with attractive, is totally devoid of reason, but
that probably will be squandered
Highway engineer.
Creditors madly were roaring.
unincumbered widow with $5000 some juries turn in verdicts for
as soqq as.lfajngB are back to nor
And at odd ttme«/ works at be- Money most rapidly going,
to invest. Object matrimony. I reasons that wouldn't look right
mal.
ing auditor, bookkeeper and ac- Hard times prodding and goring
Would buy small home and raise outside of a comic strip ... A
But little relief foreshowing.
cucumbers. Inclose photo with mob has no conscience, but for eountant.
The back-to-the-land movement
will have been accomplished when i first letter. Guy Fuller Hotair, tunately, each individual in it The County Judge has to—
Head all drives.
Whoop, La.
has this impediment to utter
everyone has their feet on the
“Husband, why doesn't he work
Mow the lawn.
lawlessness.—The Toreador in
ground.
like you.
Feed
the
poor.
Brady
(Texas)
Standard.
MAIDEN, blond, 29, five feet 10.1
Has he nothing at all to do?”
Entertain
the
idle.
New Years, sadly enough, is the
weight 90 pounds; invites cor
Be husband to all widows of the But to me, the poor old county
occasion when celebrants drink
respondence from neat gentle Am looking for a soul-mate and
Judge is—
and daddy to all the orphan
enough liquor to float a kidney in
man not over 35. Must not drink, feel sure this poem ought to bring county,
"A fit example of human woe«
kids.
smoke, chew, gamble, swear or home the bacon.
an effort to drown their sorrows.
These last two items are inside A« early he comes and late he
snore. Object friendship, perhaps
goes.”
Yours truly,
secrets
of the profession and are
Olin Miller, of Thomaston, Geor
mat. Miss Angula Fraim, How-
IVER LOVINHEART
My sympathy goe« out to him in
not
to
be
publicly
divulged,
about. Me.
gia, and Clark Wood of Oregon’s
Pleasant Valley, Paradise Co., Ark. The County Judge has also to be— the multitude of hi« care« and
Weston, seem to be developing
sorrows. He is the most cussed,
A diplomat.
IS THERE a lonesome widow who When some girlie I find
their own brain distrust.
discussed, abused, overworked,
An
ambassador
of
good
will
at
owns her own home or business ! Of a sociable kind
talked about, run down, walked
and abroad.
And about every other scene in
who would marry a gent 32 years Who would like to be chummy with home
on, tramped on, spit on individual
Guardian
of
the
insane.
the movies nowadays la obscene.
old, who will be a real pal. Said I
me,
Guardian of the public and pri- I know of.
to be a good mixer. Not broke, You can bet your last dime
If ever a man stood In the need
vate morals.
Ham Hamilton of the Medford
but slightly bent. Owen Ix>tz, We will have a good time
of prayer, It is he. He needs pray
Boss
of
the
poor
farm.
Wopville,
Ark.
News asked S. Claus to send us a
When there’s nobody looking to see.
Trained nurse to all poverty er to strengthen him, sustain him,
newspaper for Christmas. As a New
Oh! I’ll love her so truly.
stricken
sick, and wet nurse to all guide him, guard him and finally
Year’s comeback, we ask Father WIDOW with 11 children would So dearly and duly,
nave him. for hel Is too dam busy
foundling babies.
Time to keep Ex-Senator Ham’s
meet kind-hearted elderly man 'She won’t be unruly, with me;
Undertaker for the pauper dead attending to everybody else'« busi
with home and means. Mat. All She can sit on my knees
organ from talking about its oper
ness to save himself.
and sexton of Potter's field.
ation.
letters answered. Mrs. Lotta i And I’ll tickle and tease
The
county
judge
is
not
required
Nurve, Hardpan, Neb.
Just as much as I please—THAT'S I io be a lawyer, yet he must be WAR SPY PICTURE COMING
More holidays and fewer hollow
ME.
TO RIALTO THEATER SUN.
what most lawyers are not, "learned
days is what America has just now. WIDOWER, 92 years old, hale and
I in the law.”
hearty, desires acquaintance with I will say, “Little Dear,
A beautiful spy in whose charms
He must—
An optimist is a person who be
widow of suitable age with view Let me nibble your ear,
and Intelligence are vested the
Read
law.
lieves we’ll have better radio pro
to early matrimony. No invalids For you’re sweeter than sugar to
newer of an army corps Is the role
Interpret law.
grams crooner or later.
need apply. Fuller Pepp, Youngs
me;
enacted by Constance Bennett in
Make law.
town, Utah.
“After Tonight,” 'coming to the
You can put all your junk
Practice law.
The fault hasn’t been so much
In my little old trunk
Rialto theater Sunday.
To
the
general
public
he
is
—
with what we have been doing with SEND for our free hand book on And forever sit here on my knee.
Miss Bennett is said to win hew
A father-in-law and mother-in-
“How to Flirt.” "How to Make Don’t start actin' chilly,
democracy as it has been with what
honors in one of the most difficult
law
combined.
we've beeing doing to it.
Love,” “How to Write Love Let I Be nice to your Willie—
roles of her career. Wringing se
Frequently a by-law.
ters,” “The Secret of a Soul- ' And play you are silly—like me;
crets from the enemy, she must ap
Sometimes an out-law.
And, we might add, people seem
Kiss.” Mack’s Matrimonial Mar ! You can be the whole cheese
pear in various kinds of raiment
And always a hee-haw.
pretty hard to sell on the sales tax.
ket, Bullville, Conn.
While I cuddle and squeeze
In the afternoon he has to undo and in various occupations, ranging
'Just as much as I please,” THAT’S what he had done in the forenoon. from that of a seamstress to a cafe
There’s one thing we can say in REFINED lumberjack, with job in
ME.
This is because he was waited on singer and then a nurse at an Aus
favor of the New Deal, however.
planing mill, would meet lady
by a delegation at the lunch hour trian base hospital.
There isn’t nearly so much risk in
with same qualifications; object, And if this little dame
Forever in the shadows of a firing
who overruled his decision. He
running business according to sup-
good time. Matrimony if stuck. Wants to alter her name,
squad, Miss Bennett must retain her
reminds
me
of
a
Mother
Goose
ply and command.
Woody Woodinhed, Lumberton, If she’d like to get married to me— rhyme:
noise as bombs are dropped behind
Mich.
We will go to the preacher
"There was a man in our town and the lines from planes and, finally
But it’s not those who travel
And after. I’ll teach her
captured, look into the eyes of the
he was wondrous wise,
fastest who get along In this world. WOULD MEET generous young A pastime the fairies showed mo. He Jumped into a bramble bush enemy captain she loves and await
With all our speed and mechanical
man with motorcycle. Possibly We’ll play that we’re lazy
and scratched out both his eyes, the sentence that all spies fear.
perfection, we’ve been unable to
matrimony. Miss Dee Sirous, Nut- And cozy and hazy
The famous Will James' story,
And when he saw what he had
ville, Kans.
keep up with the times. It seems
And sorter half crazy, you see;
done, he then with might and “Smoky," is being shown at the
that the more power the dollar had,
And we’ll sit at our ease
Rialto Friday and Saturday with
main,
the less good it did those who MAID OF 18, handsome, blond, While I tickle and tease
Jumped into another bush and Tim McCoy in “Police Car 17” also
would marry rich gentleman of Just as much as I please—THAT’S
needed its influence most.
on the same program.
scratched them in again.”
90 or over. Miss Luna Tikke, Bat-
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ME.
Life
with
him
is
Just
one
bram
tyburg, Wls.
Uncle Shylock may as well quit
•INTERNATIOAL HOUSE’ AT
ble bush after another.
trying to collect his pound of flesh
Oh! I’ll stick to my Dearie
ROXY THEATER 8UNDAY
The county Judge is u succes
—war debts—from foreign nations ATTRACTIVE, honest little widow And never get weary
sion of contradictions.
would meet A No. 1 man cook Of holding her tight on my knee; He must be—
It is quite clear they have no hearts
One of the largest and most not
with home, auto and means. No And if she likes petting
of gold.
The embodiment of patience, yet able casts ever to appear in a single
bull-cooks need apply. Miss Lotta She’ll always be getting
as full of snap and ginger as a rat film will be seen in Paramount’s
Centz, Last Chance, Mont.
It would be an uphill grind for
Just al) she can handle, from me.
trap.
"International House,” lavish musi
some of us to go to the dogs.
And I’ll say to my honey,
cal comedy, which makes Its local
He must be—
WEALTHY MAIDEN, tall, slim, "I am feeling so funny
Kind, oh, so kind, (especially to debut next Sunday at the Roxy
brunet, well under 40; would mar You can have all my money, by gee! those widow women and all the theater. Peggy Hopkins Joyce,
Famous Last Words: No, Madam,
ry handsome gentleman who has All I want is to squeeze
the person who wrote that story
little orphans), yet hard-boiled and famed international beauty, heads
never been in love. Must devote And tickle and tease
isn’t in just now.
mean.
the imposing cast. W. C. Fields has
his time exclusively to home at Just as much as I please,” THAT’S He must be—
the comedy lead. Stuart Erwin and
tractions. Widowers, save your
"An Oregon psychiatrist says
ME.
Generous and stingy. Generous Sari Maritza supply the humorous
stamps. Amanda Gotrox, Rich
there's no such thing as insanity.
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In seeing that everything is well romance. Seven radio stars—Rudy
ville. Miss.
If he can’t find any in Oregon, there
paid, comfortable and convenient, Vallee, George Burns and Grade
We
’
d
be
willing
that
Greece
must not be."—Olin Miller. He ad
yet exceedingly careful that he Allen, Col. Stoopnagle and Budd,
should
keep
Insull
long
enough
for
mitted his error upon reading Olin’s AY TANK et bane gute time fa get him to put over a few holding com does not exceed any previous tax Cab Calloway and his orchestra,
mary. Ay bane gute farma. Ay
“Nonsense Notions," saying that
money.
and Baby Rose Marie—are promi
rant nlse Svede gul boot 20; gute panies.—Weston Leader.
there's at least one case In Georgia.
He must be—
nently cast.
coke
en
vorka,
vit
money
en
A
majority
isn
’
t
always
right.
A
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—Weston Leader.
In disposition, both sweet and
bank. Mutt Muttson, Mutt Center, nudist colony is practically unani sour.
"J. P. Morgan always keeps his
It is comforting to note that
Minn.
mous for nudism, and a cannibal He must be—
name off steamer passenger lists.”
statesmen now outnumber republi
tribe for cannibalism. — Weston
Filled to overflowing with the For that matter, so do we.—Weston
cans In the U. S. senate by nearly Mack’s Matrimonial Market:
Leader.
milk of human kindness, yet
__ Leader.
two to one.—Weston Leader.
The Lindberghs did pretty well charged to the point of explosion
Dear Mack—Please find inclosed
The man who spends too much
Seven prominent Americans have $3 and insert this “ad” in your val in the matrimonial game when each with hell-fire and brimstone.
time in waiting for his ship to
been made honorary members of uable monthly. I am a young man took a flier.—Weston Leader.
To the public he is—
come in, usually finds that it’s a
the Bartenders’ union. Old-timers 24; six feet, one inch; jolly, com
The city health commission of
“Too stupid to preach,
receivership.—Weston Leader.
will be reminded of the "ornery” panionable and fairly good looking; New York is making an effort to
And too proud to beg.
It’s the plight of the utilities that
members who refused to set out the am a coon hunter by profession and secure honest labels for whisky
Too timid to rob,
they are taxed to capacity in order
customary "morning's morning.”— write rhymes on the side. Around bottles. Still, nobody drinks the
And too lazy to dig.
to produce, not public service, but
Weston Leader.
here I am called the "Candy Kid.” label.—Weston Leader.
Often women ask
public revenue.—Weston Leader.
(Editor's Note—Advertising
for a wife in Portland news
papers may not be as far re
moved from little old Jackson
ville as some may think. In
fact, answers to just such a
plea for a mate pouring into
this remote village have indi-
rectly brought out another ver
sion of the Applegate prospec
tor-poet's versatile humor.)
I
LEGAL NOTICES
In th« County Court of tho County
of Jackson In and for the
Stat« of Oregon
In the Matter of the Estate of
Gua Nichol«, Deceased.
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE
MENT
siiant to the term* of th» said exe
cution, I will on tho 27th day of
January, 1934, at 10:00 o'clock
a. tn. at the front door of the Court
house in the City of Medford, in
Jackson County, Oregon, offwr for
aalo and will anil nt public auction
for cash to th«» highest bidder, to
satisfy said Judgment, together with
the costs of thia sale, subject to
redemption as provided by law. all
of the right, title and Interuat thut
the said defendants, <1 L. Britt und
Lucile llrltl hud on the Nth day of
December, 1927. or now have In and
to the following described property,
situated In the County of Juckaon,
State of Oregon, to-wit:
NOTJCK la hereby given that
Alice O. Nichols, exneutris of th«-
will and estate of the above natued
decedent, has filed in the above eti
titled court mid oatute her filial
account und report of her ndniiiiis
trillion of suld estate mid suld court
Ix>t five (5). block twenty-five
by mi order duly given mid entered
therein has fixed tho 20th <luy of, (25» of the original town (now
city) of Medford. Oregon, accord
January, i 03 I, al t ha hour of 10 00
o'clock a in., ut tho court room of, Illg to the official plat thereof.
the above entitled court In the
Dntnd this l ltli day of December,
Juckson County court house ut
Medford. Oregon, as the time anil 1933.
WALTER J. OLMSCHEID
place for the hearing of uny mid J
all objections to suld account and Sheriff <>f Jnc’.iHon County, Oregon
report anil for the settlement
By OLGA E. ANDERSON
thereof.
Deputy
ALICE O. NICHOLS
Executrix.
(D m 32-29 Jan 5-13)
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NOTICE OF SHERIFF’S SALE
By virtue of in execution in Fore i
closure duly issued out of and un I
der th«» seal of th«» Circuit Court of!
tho State of Oregon, in and for the
County of Jackson, to nu» directed
and dated on th« 14th day of De- :
comber, 103$, In a certain action i
therein, wherein Jackson County
Building und Loan Association, an I
Oregon building und loan corpora
tion us Plaintiff, recovered judg
inent against G. L. Britt and Lu WHAT A WHALE OF A
cile Britt the defendants, for th«'
sum of two thousand and no/100 DIFFERENCE A LITTLE
($3.000.00) dollars, less the sum of SHRINKAGE CAN MAKE!
$635.00 paid on stock, less the sum’
of $106.47 accrued earnings on said!
—That’« Why th« Pantorlum
stock, being the sum of $1358.53.'
Take« Pride In It« Workl
plus Interest on 13000.00 from the
•
32nd day of January, 1933, to the
Cleaning and Preeelng Price«
18th day of October, 1933, at 10%
$1.00
per annum, being the sum of MEN’S SUITS
$147.77, plus interest on $1258.53
DRESSES, up from .... 80c
from October 18th, 1933, to dute
•
hereof at 10% per annum, being
tho sum of $13.61. plus $17.60 for
insurance premium paid by Plaint
iff. plus $5.00 for continuation of
DYE WORKS
abstract of title, plus Interest on
Phons 244
Judgment at 10% per annum with 6th and Holly
co«ls und disbursement« taxed at
tw«»nty-four and 80 /100 ($24.80) dol
lars. and the further sum of one
hundred twenty-five and no/100
($125.00) dollar«, as attorney'«
fees, which judgment was onroll«<l
and docketed In th«' Clerk'« office
FUNERAL PARLORS
of said Court in said County on the
Medford. Oregon
14th day of December, 1933.
Notice is hereby given that, pur-
PANTORIUM
CONGER
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THE CALIFORNIA OREGON
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Neighbor!
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NEW YEAR?
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